I do feel that way now I'm 30. But then again, shouldn't Duff Gardens be aimed at adults? Why on earth are kids as young as Bart and Lisa even be permitted in?
You know given that Aunt Selma works for the Department of Transportation in other episodes standing for hours in a line with no point is rather ironic.
Man I forgot how great the Simpsons used to be. The characters were fantastic and, despite being over-the-top, were three dimensional and intimately relatable. Now they're just caricatures of themselves. There's no soul to it despite the mediocre writers going out of their way to try to say something profound about modern issues. Back then the Simpsons perfectly captures the times because it simply reflected American society without judging it. It mocked both right and left in equal measure. Man, I miss the 90's...
It should had ended in 2001! this show is such a 90s relic that should stay in it's era than try to be relevant! it's no longer relevant compared to stuff like Bojack Horseman, Rick and Morty, Archer, Bobs Burgers etc. as even Bojack Horseman has the same intelligent writing, good well timed sarcastic humor, relatable characters, excellent use of drama/emotion similar to Mother Simpson, anti-hollywood satire and brilliant writing of The Simpsons (1989 to 1999). Anything past season 10 is NOT The Simpsons, but a completely different show since 2000! it's no longer the brilliant, beautiful, hilarious, dramatic unique anti-authority/anti-hollywood satire with intelligent well timed sarcastic humor and excellent writing but something different called Zombie Simpsons. This show nowadays is like a dog that you love, had memories with but it's growing too old and can't be the same like the old days and it's time to put down that dog.
This episode for me is the best of The Simpsons. The amount of nostalgia i have for this is just so powerful that even today I still watch old episodes of The Simpsons and get ice cream from the ice cream truck on friday nights after almost 25 years.
Sadly, I don't think Bart would be Selma's favorite nephew. He would only be by default (as Marge is the only sibling of Selma to have kids and he is the only boy). If anything, Patty and Selma favor Lisa to bits (always saying how much she is from the Bouvier "side") and just throw Bart as being Homer's contamination on the world.
The beer goggles thing is truly one of those gags that you don’t get as a kid. Then when you become an adult you not only get it but wonder if you should have seen it as a kid.
@@oilersridersbluejays Yes, it is; there is a timestamp next to my name saying two years ago. But 2019 is actually the year I made the comment. I guess it must have been close to transforming to 2020 at the time.
Man, The Simpsons sure went to some absurd-themed amusement parks. Surprised Bart and Lisa managed to even be permitted into a theme park full of alcohol.
They probably weren't served alcohol, even Duff Garden wouldn't want to get into problems with parent groups and the local/state government. Instead Duff just tries to make kids excited for their beer for when the time comes when they are old enough to drink. Other than making money with crappy attractions it is also about making future customers.
"Oh this looks like fun. A bench."
i feel that
notwith thatattitude adult life
notwith thatattitude NOW that I’m 35, I feel exactly like that now 😂😂😂😂
I do feel that way now I'm 30. But then again, shouldn't Duff Gardens be aimed at adults? Why on earth are kids as young as Bart and Lisa even be permitted in?
@Johana Agredano no
She never got that smoothie
"Bart, be quiet. Lisa, drink the water."
AtlanticSpamHammer
Parenting 101
I’AM THE LIZARD QUEEN
I think the water is actually beer.
@@adey5042 Yeah, they left that part out.
@@harrisonstewart3781 I thought so too when I watched this episode as a child, but now think it might have been some sort of hallucinogenic substance.
Wow, 25 years later, now that I'm an adult I realize this episode is absolutely brilliant.
Especially like how she gets excited about the bench.
That's the Golden Age for you baby!
Wait until you realize what it references
Maybe the best Simpsons episode ever.
I am the lizard queen.
All hail the lizard queen 😁
Victoria?
Bart: I want to get off.
Selma: You can't get off. We have five more continents to visit.
Always cracks me up.
Lol even wanted to go on the ride to begin with
Also like the former Toyland Tours ride in Alton Towers
Bart:” Hey, Lis I dare you to drink the water.”
Lisa:” I’m not sure that even is water.”
Disney World is expensive and you will like it!
You know given that Aunt Selma works for the Department of Transportation in other episodes standing for hours in a line with no point is rather ironic.
I love how the beer goggles even affect Bart's hearing.
"You're charming the pants off of me"
"whatd you say Aunt Selma?"
"I said TAKE OFF THOSE DAMN GLASSES"
When you get beer goggles that'll happen.
"You're charming the pants off of me!"
@@SuperTed19021Aw, Thank you
“YOU’LL HAVE TO SPEAK LOUDER, I’M WEARING A TOWEL‼️”
-Homer 😂🤣😂🤣😂
"Lisa, drink the water!"
Get's me every time.
Can't talk....coming down
Nicksolo85 fab n
Nicksolo85 uuuh
The good question is what was that water. Seems it wasn't a beer too.
Nicksolo85 We found this one swimming naked in the fountain.
I AM THE LIZARD QUEEN!!
Man I forgot how great the Simpsons used to be. The characters were fantastic and, despite being over-the-top, were three dimensional and intimately relatable. Now they're just caricatures of themselves. There's no soul to it despite the mediocre writers going out of their way to try to say something profound about modern issues. Back then the Simpsons perfectly captures the times because it simply reflected American society without judging it. It mocked both right and left in equal measure.
Man, I miss the 90's...
Kagemusha08 Nerd
IDK about that. Just the gun episode alone brutalized the gun nuts on the right
NNEEEERDDD
You'll miss it more when Apu is killed off. Or moves. They're still getting rid of him now.
It should had ended in 2001! this show is such a 90s relic that should stay in it's era than try to be relevant! it's no longer relevant compared to stuff like Bojack Horseman, Rick and Morty, Archer, Bobs Burgers etc. as even Bojack Horseman has the same intelligent writing, good well timed sarcastic humor, relatable characters, excellent use of drama/emotion similar to Mother Simpson, anti-hollywood satire and brilliant writing of The Simpsons (1989 to 1999).
Anything past season 10 is NOT The Simpsons, but a completely different show since 2000! it's no longer the brilliant, beautiful, hilarious, dramatic unique anti-authority/anti-hollywood satire with intelligent well timed sarcastic humor and excellent writing but something different called Zombie Simpsons.
This show nowadays is like a dog that you love, had memories with but it's growing too old and can't be the same like the old days and it's time to put down that dog.
Scary how accurate this episode is. Made It's A Small World a much better ride though.
lexa kate legit though. I went to Disneyland with my wife and I kept telling her I was going to drink the water on small world. she wouldn't let me
Really? This looks more like the ride at Chessington
@@mushroomhead3619 It's a parody of It's A Small World. The continents and the song give it away.
@@mushroomhead3619 Always made me think of the old Toyland Tours ride at Alton Towers.
@@mushroomhead3619 That was "Professor Burp's Bubbleworks". Now sadly gone. Closed in 2006. "The Gruffalo River Ride" is there in it's place now.
The guitar part of the duff song kicks butt
2:06🎼🎵🎶 🎸🎹🥁🎺🎷🤘👨🎤👩🎤
"I wanna get off!"
"You can't get off. We have 5 more continents to visit!" LOL
Way to tell him, Selma. You miserable old hag.
Always loved how the Beer Goggles change what you hear too 🤣
The goggles do nothing!!
Make sure when she gets home u give her these and then these and then some of these..... "Ok thanks doctor.." "Oh I'm not a doctor"
thanks for the captions
ICantThinkOfAName wouldn't be captions if the quote they mentioned isn't even in this vid
This always puzzled me
thats the joke@@Alusnovalotus
Bart:what did you say aunt Selma
Aunt Selma:I said take off those damn glasses
I love how when she starts tripping the music turns into electric guitar hahaha
I want this beer goggles :D
just get drunk mate
Go drink two crate of beer or two bottles of wine instead. You'll have an even greatest effect than those googles. Providing you are old enough.
@@SuperTed19021 yeah but if you need to drive, it's much easier to remove the glasses than to sober up.
@@ellismarquez8410 I wonder what Duff Garden's "drink-n-drive" policy is?
Love how lisa just randomly acquires a shovel.
"BART BE QUIET LISA DRINK THE WATER" ahahaha 😂😂😂
I can't believe Lisa is either drunk or is so high from a dirty water with who knows what's in their. It fucking made me laugh
Season 4 Episode 13: Selma's Choice
Do all theme parks put LSD in their water?
+Giovanni Magnus Yes.
The water was actually Out of Control Duff
+Kenneth Knott most likely unsold due to being unsafe for people to drink
No, Disney prefers cocaine
its probable beer but for an 8 yr old simpson its like lsd
"Ooh this looks like a fun, a bench."
@Invisible Emo *What do you expect from Selma Bouvier?* No wonder no sane man (who doesn't have any motive) wouldn't touch her a bag pole.
2:07 I love the rock version of "Duff beer for me, Duff beer for you, I have a Duff, you have one too." lol
This episode for me is the best of The Simpsons. The amount of nostalgia i have for this is just so powerful that even today I still watch old episodes of The Simpsons and get ice cream from the ice cream truck on friday nights after almost 25 years.
Ah, back then when _The Simpsons_ was entertaining and worth your time.
1:27 "I wanna get off!!" Bart's simpsons reaction when riding on mr bones wild ride.
THE RIDE NEVER ENDS!!!
I like how the so called water made Lisa go crazy.
Natalie Holmes the water is beer
No, it's toxic waste.
@@benemlaw6428 no, it's no TV and no beer.
"Get bent" that line always cracks me up Simpsons or no 😂
I love how Bart said with a line this long it's gotta be good, and it turned out to be the Complaints booth.
@@Snobert99 I bet they were complaining about the number of drunks rolling around the park.
That lady is so fired.
Paul Christoforos nah she got promoted after that
“Some days we don’t let the line move AT ALL!”
“We call those ‘week days’”
0:32 The karma begins
That bench _does_ look like fun. And I’ll bet that if I asked my favorite nephew to get me a beer smoothie, he would.
Sadly, I don't think Bart would be Selma's favorite nephew. He would only be by default (as Marge is the only sibling of Selma to have kids and he is the only boy). If anything, Patty and Selma favor Lisa to bits (always saying how much she is from the Bouvier "side") and just throw Bart as being Homer's contamination on the world.
Kids drinking Duff beer!
Ive tried beer goggles before. I tripped over three tables
"Oh, this looks like fun a bench." Yup, that's me.
0:39 - An accurate depiction of TH-cam's complaints department.
Meh there wpuldnt be any reply at all from the complaints department
I went to Magic Kingdom a couple weeks ago, and it just hit me then that this ride is a parody of It's A Small World.
I AM THE LIZARD QUEEN!
The beer goggles thing is truly one of those gags that you don’t get as a kid. Then when you become an adult you not only get it but wonder if you should have seen it as a kid.
I AM THE LIZARD QUEEN!!!
looooong ago when the Simpsons were funny
Too nostalgic.
MarcusSchmalzlockus I see someone is getting old :P
That's what we all say.
ok, it's definitely not water. And she only got inebriated by a single handful so it can't be beer either.
Then again, she is only 8.
It's toxic waste.
0:16 Can you imagine the guests from Roller Coaster Tycoon saying this line? "Oh this looks like fun... A BENCH!"
This still makes me laugh even in 2019.
I still does me. Reminds me how great the Simpsons' satire and writing used to be at their peak (which to me was Seasons 3-8).
Oh, is that what year you made your comment in?
@@oilersridersbluejays Yes, it is; there is a timestamp next to my name saying two years ago. But 2019 is actually the year I made the comment. I guess it must have been close to transforming to 2020 at the time.
*is it weird the only part I remember in my childhood from this episode is the song?*
The Duff Beer small world ride MUST be added to the Small World ride in BOTH LOCATIONS. WHO'S WITH ME
How is there not more Beergoggles!Selma art on the Internet?
You know what really hits hard, when you get to a certain age, that bench looks very appealing.
Could you imagine how creepy it would be if the animatronics were actually that close to the boat.
If you are drunk out your mind, you wouldn't care. Amazed how Bart and Lisa were even allowed in that park.
"I don't think that George Washington will not be the same ANYMORE!!"😂😂
I said take off those damn glasses! lol
Bart: I wanna get off! FNAF: You can't get off! We have five more sequels!
So damn funny when Lisa drink the water then ends up getting drunken naked! LOL! LMAO! ROFL! XD!
So this is the small world reference..
oh hi
Ask a silly question. 😉
1:56 - my drug fantasies when I'm stoned and eating too much cookies
I want a beer smoothie
“I wanna get off!” -me whenever I’m on it’s a small world
Duff beers for me! Duff beers for you! I’ll have a duff! You’ll have one too!
I AM THE LIZARD QUEEN
What would happen if a drunk person wore the drunk goggles?
Worm hole
He would pass out like Barney Gumble.
Thats so funny,she started hallucinating
is this when homer ate the moldy 10 foot sandwich what this episode called
Yes. And the episode is "Selma's Choice" (S4 E13)
Carlos KaaFan123 yes
Oh, how do I forgot about that?
no way out I tell you
effooo2000 and Nieva whats wrong?? Oh you just put your head right here..
I thought I was the only one who liked the rock version at 2:07
"give her this... and then this... and then these"
"thank you doctor"
"oh I'm not a doctor"
then who the hell are you?
@@razkable An AA specialist, maybe?
This is like Its a Small World but with the Simpsons
“Oh, I’m not a doctor.”
If only beer goggles existed
Wonder if that's even water, it got Lisa high in a second
Love the rock version of the "Little Land of Duff" song at 2:07!
I just rode it’s a small world yesterday and it reminded me of this ride.
“You’re charming the pants off of me!”
When I was a kid I never understood how a bench could be fun
Then I became an adult
Good point. I sometimes feel the same.
1:08 it’s a small world reference
nobody:
not even a soul:
the simpsons ride queue: 1:08
My Song For Candy Crush Jelly:
Pufflers For Me
Pufflers For You
I'll Have Enough
You'll Have One Too
Its a small world but turn into duff beer
Marge holds the tape. She passes it to Homer. It teleports back to Marge's hand. Then it teleports back to Homer's.
0:11 Now my pants are chafing me.
Best. It’s a Small World. Parody. Ever.
Oh man, why did I watch this clip? Now Im gonna have that song in my head all day..
A beer smoothie sounds good right about now
0:15 Cloud in FF7 Remake be like...
Mort: she’s going savage
King Julien: run for your lives
0:30-0:40 People, traveling in Las Vegas be like.
Complaints
Worker: Get bent.
God I would love to talk back to customers lmao
parody of it's a small world after all
It's a small world after all
It's a small world.after all
Its a.small world after all
It's a small small world
Hail to the Lizard Queen, baby!!!
1:07 It's like The Simpsons vandalized It's A Small World at Disneyland.
markdpane check out my comment
It looks like Disney’s It’s a small world ride
Duff beer for me, duff beer for you.
I'm thinking of having a duff, you have one too
Ya can't get off! We have _five_ more continents to visit.
something tells me that wasn't water Lisa drink.
I wanna get off you can’t get off we have 5 more continents to visit
Man, The Simpsons sure went to some absurd-themed amusement parks. Surprised Bart and Lisa managed to even be permitted into a theme park full of alcohol.
They probably weren't served alcohol, even Duff Garden wouldn't want to get into problems with parent groups and the local/state government.
Instead Duff just tries to make kids excited for their beer for when the time comes when they are old enough to drink.
Other than making money with crappy attractions it is also about making future customers.
@@TheDutchGhost Good points, but I think they actually were (e.g. Lisa getting drunk on the small world ride).
@@SuperTed19021 I would not be surprised if it was runoff or waste water of the beer production that Duff garden decided to use for their attractions.
@@TheDutchGhost Same with me.
"Bart quit it" WHY DON'T YOU JUST HIT PUNCH HIM IN THE FACE, THAT'S WHAT I WOULD DO TO ANYONE WHO CALLS ME CHICKEN
A beer smoothie? All my years of rampant alcoholism and I've never had one of those
Duff beer for me reminds me of it's a small world
Yeah
Now I wanna drink that "water" so I can trip balls.