The Simpsons - The Best of Patty and Selma Roasting Homer

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  • @natevic1867
    @natevic1867 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4924

    “The first you’re gonna see is a man with a good job”
    “Yeah, the doctor” 😂😂

    • @devilpupbear09
      @devilpupbear09 3 ปีที่แล้ว +135

      He he he 🤣😆🤣

    • @Katracho-ot3uk
      @Katracho-ot3uk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +150

      In the words of the great Ron Simmons; “DAMN” lol 😂

    • @natevic1867
      @natevic1867 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@michaelwainscott2633 you must be fun at parties

    • @BortBortson
      @BortBortson 3 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      One of my most favorite lines. Homer was absolutely wrecked but also motivated even more. Being a good man and hatred of sister in laws can be very motivating lol

    • @moodyowlproductions4287
      @moodyowlproductions4287 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Homer Simpson"I'm going to kill you both one day Patty and Salma"

  • @ClairvoyantDreams358
    @ClairvoyantDreams358 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2789

    “It’s like he disappeared into fat air” these 2 are hilarious

    • @TanticHero
      @TanticHero 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      I chocked from laughing

    • @drewisours
      @drewisours 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Lol!!!!!!

    • @Ben77788
      @Ben77788 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      😂

    • @Embermoon91
      @Embermoon91 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      One of the best roasts in the series.

    • @KJ-of6lf
      @KJ-of6lf ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That's my personal fave!

  • @mcs-bl6sg
    @mcs-bl6sg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1725

    Homer: I'm a bad father! (Crying)
    Selma: You're also fat.
    Homer: I'm also fat!!!

    • @ARedMagicMarker
      @ARedMagicMarker 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Selma: >:3

    • @imjoesan
      @imjoesan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      🌚🌝

    • @moodyowlproductions4287
      @moodyowlproductions4287 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Homer Simpson"HAY"!!!!!

    • @nebulousisgod
      @nebulousisgod 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      The fact that he repeats it makes it hysterical

    • @LisaKoffler
      @LisaKoffler 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Patty's insults are worse than Selma's!

  • @oonis.aucoix
    @oonis.aucoix 3 ปีที่แล้ว +740

    "He disappeared into FAT air" is my personal fave.

    • @LisaKoffler
      @LisaKoffler ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I would expect that from Patty, since she's the meaner twin!

    • @HauntFreak13
      @HauntFreak13 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Same

  • @AcemodiusVT
    @AcemodiusVT 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2627

    Patty: “There goes the last lingering thread of my heterosexuality.”
    Patty, about 10 seasons later: “I’m... I’m gay.”

    • @ivangass7770
      @ivangass7770 3 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      LMAO!!!

    • @mathieuleader8601
      @mathieuleader8601 3 ปีที่แล้ว +204

      FORESHADOWING

    • @anglobostonian
      @anglobostonian 3 ปีที่แล้ว +125

      Which speaks volumes considering "Treehouse of Horror" episodes aren't considered canon.

    • @iim4xii129
      @iim4xii129 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      They're the same thing, twat.

    • @ivantheterrible2594
      @ivantheterrible2594 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Klaus after seeing that fat Asian woman take her top off: And just like that I am gay.

  • @thebowlfosho4974
    @thebowlfosho4974 3 ปีที่แล้ว +757

    "It's a place I've never been before!"
    "Ah, the shower."

    • @MrTimshellscherber
      @MrTimshellscherber 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Hey!

    • @lauraleon9332
      @lauraleon9332 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      🤣

    • @r3ml3p41
      @r3ml3p41 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      ”Well as the tree Said to the lumberjack I am Stumped”

    • @LisaKoffler
      @LisaKoffler 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Even after Patty and Selma shower and wash their hair, they start smoking all over again!

  • @reginagonzalez4467
    @reginagonzalez4467 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1766

    3:23 absolutely killed me 😂😭
    Selma: “Oh my god.”
    Patty: “What?”
    Selma: “Five cents off wax paper.”
    Patty: 😱

  • @shahancheong9792
    @shahancheong9792 3 ปีที่แล้ว +996

    "It would leave less hair on the couch!"
    Wow, Mama Bouvier is savage! At least now we know where Marge's sisters get their sass from.

    • @LisaKoffler
      @LisaKoffler 2 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Their mother was always like that. BOTH she and her late husband hated Homer, and she accused him of "ruining" Marge's life.

    • @ghostchick5275
      @ghostchick5275 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @@LisaKoffler NGL, getting with Homer DID ruin Marge's life. Imagine where Marge would have been if she had never met him.

    • @LisaKoffler
      @LisaKoffler ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Ghostchick, anything's possible! Somehow, Marge and Homer were able to find a way to be happy together, and have 3 kids!

    • @christywakeen229
      @christywakeen229 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I never got super into this show, it seems like everyone has it out for Homer, but I don't know why.

    • @LisaKoffler
      @LisaKoffler ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Christy Wakeen, I think it's because of his own parents - especially his father! He wasn't the brightest person on the face of the Earth, and Homer inherited some of that himself!

  • @ashleydavall
    @ashleydavall 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1351

    The words on the tombstone "We're richer for having lost him!" 🤣

    • @Gblack2014
      @Gblack2014 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Lmfao!! 🤣

    • @Mscldrew
      @Mscldrew 3 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      They missed the best part…
      Patty: it came with the burial plot, but that’s not important, the important thing is homer’s dead.
      Selma: We’ve been saving for this since the day you got married!

    • @TurquoiseStar17
      @TurquoiseStar17 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Mscldrew Beat me to it. Wish this video didn't cut that line.

    • @samalvey8168
      @samalvey8168 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      "Get out of here, you ghouls!"

    • @michaelwainscott2633
      @michaelwainscott2633 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      F ing hilarious!

  • @michaelwainscott2633
    @michaelwainscott2633 3 ปีที่แล้ว +572

    "If you like being pawed by something fat and lazy, we could get a cat."
    “It would leave less hair on the couch.”
    😂😂

    • @LisaKoffler
      @LisaKoffler ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Jacqueline Bouvier could be vicious, too, but Patty is the worst!

  • @Nyx773
    @Nyx773 3 ปีที่แล้ว +349

    1:42
    Bonus insult from Grandma Bouvier

    • @LisaKoffler
      @LisaKoffler 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      She wasn't stupid, but she did have some misguided perceptions, like Patty and Selma did.

  • @joshuaferguson698
    @joshuaferguson698 3 ปีที่แล้ว +924

    “I was just thinking about the time Homer got his nose caught in the toaster”
    “We’ll watch the tape tonight”

    • @RegentofArrako
      @RegentofArrako 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      😂

    • @apple54345
      @apple54345 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Living in their heads rent free.

  • @spacepopeXIV
    @spacepopeXIV 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1016

    A lot of people hate on Patty and Selma, but they're definitely near the top as two of the funniest characters on this show.
    They're so diabolical, especially in that scene where Patty tells Homer, "Now you have to crawl on the floor like the dog you are."

    • @xandercage2388
      @xandercage2388 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Now say "I am Homer Simpson, a lowly dog, in a dog's voice"

    • @redeyedbandit1251
      @redeyedbandit1251 2 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      The way I see it as a kid, you hate their antagonistic relationship with Homer but when you get older, they are hilarious!

    • @Martina_B
      @Martina_B 2 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      I think part of the reason why people hate them is definitely misogyny, Mr Burns is also presented as an ugly, evil, ruthless, diabolical and generally repulsive character in the show but nobody seems to really despise him as a character, there's a double standard at play, male characters are allowed to be ugly and evil and still be seen as cool and iconic while female ones if evil are only seen as such if they're conventionally attractive.

    • @Phinal_Flash
      @Phinal_Flash 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      They were definitely ahead of the times as far as dark humor in Animated sitcoms go.

    • @lilme2me
      @lilme2me 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@Martina_B Agree 100%.

  • @BrianRetro
    @BrianRetro 3 ปีที่แล้ว +512

    It's not a Homer insult, but I think my favorite Patty and Selma moment is when Bart spends the day with them at the DMV. There's a whole lot of people waiting to be helped and the two of them are behind the counter smoking. One of them goes, "There are some days we don't let the line move at all!" Then the other one goes, "We call those weekdays!"

    • @lupodelupis3672
      @lupodelupis3672 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Those nasty spinsters 😂

    • @LisaKoffler
      @LisaKoffler 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Is it any wonder they're still single?

    • @Xammie98
      @Xammie98 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Lmaooo same I reference that line a lot 😂 there should be a complication of patty and Selma in general

  • @duhdeedee
    @duhdeedee 3 ปีที่แล้ว +241

    So funny that Otto and Selma bonded over trashing Homer.

    • @miloseviczarko45
      @miloseviczarko45 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      B, C, D, A, B

    • @petermasefield8403
      @petermasefield8403 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      It was Patty though. Selma wears the blue dress

    • @machoman1016
      @machoman1016 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@petermasefield8403 and the orange circle earrings.

    • @disneytoysr4fun975
      @disneytoysr4fun975 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@machoman1016and the middle part

  • @pecahalloween
    @pecahalloween 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2067

    One of the Simpsons characters that deserve their own spin off. "The Spinsters".

    • @kyndrablankenship1758
      @kyndrablankenship1758 3 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      (laughing like Patty and Selma)

    • @LittleMoose1
      @LittleMoose1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Sounds like a job for Gil.

    • @Bus293Fan
      @Bus293Fan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      They’re both simpsters

    • @edhitchins5521
      @edhitchins5521 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Naw. The only character without a shadow of a doubt who deserved a spin off was Lionel Hutz. 'Lionel Hutz: Attorney at law' would be better call saul on crack.

    • @josephcook6442
      @josephcook6442 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I mean you're right. One could mistake them for a gay couple

  • @darreylhenderson702
    @darreylhenderson702 3 ปีที่แล้ว +293

    Selma: When are you going to wake up and smell your husband, Marge?
    Patty: Granted, you got some kids out of him, but when the seed have been planted, you throw away the envelope.

    • @jrmetmoi
      @jrmetmoi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      😆😆😆

    • @LisaKoffler
      @LisaKoffler 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      WOW! I thought it would sound better if their comments were reversed, since Patty is worse than Selma!

  • @jeremykrause9443
    @jeremykrause9443 3 ปีที่แล้ว +492

    Selma seems to be more tolerant of Homer historically.

    • @reikun86
      @reikun86 3 ปีที่แล้ว +174

      Selma cares about Marge’s happiness, and to that extent, she’s softer towards Homer.

    • @okamijubei
      @okamijubei 3 ปีที่แล้ว +112

      I think it's more that she cares for Marge more rather than she tolerates Homer.

    • @Ray_D_Tutto
      @Ray_D_Tutto 3 ปีที่แล้ว +156

      Selma knows on some level Homer can provide happiness for Marge. Patty just hates men.

    • @ZhangtheGreat
      @ZhangtheGreat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      Selma and Homer even had a heart-to-heart moment at the end of the Duff Gardens episode.

    • @jeremykrause9443
      @jeremykrause9443 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      ZhangtheGreat yes! She was feeling very down after having a tough day with the kids and Homer listened to her problems and held her hand. I always remember that moment too.

  • @Kid_Charlemagne76
    @Kid_Charlemagne76 3 ปีที่แล้ว +442

    I love how they always rip on Homer for being fat even though they're not skinny at all LMAO

    • @meepmoop2308
      @meepmoop2308 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      hes fatter than them

    • @yourlocallesbian6448
      @yourlocallesbian6448 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      They used to be skinny, don't know what happened to them lol

    • @jessiebloxie
      @jessiebloxie 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Homer looks fat compared to them tho

    • @LisaKoffler
      @LisaKoffler 2 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      When my mother complained about me being overweight, I said: "Mom, I don't mean to be disrespectful, but you're NO string bean yourself!" She agreed.

    • @Reshme77
      @Reshme77 ปีที่แล้ว

      Irony

  • @Phinal_Flash
    @Phinal_Flash 2 ปีที่แล้ว +193

    3:57
    "What do you know? He's wearing pants."
    "I owe you a lunch."
    Hilarious 😂

    • @enterthebruce91
      @enterthebruce91 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      "Are you wearing a grocery bag?"
      "I have misplaced my pants..."

  • @punman5392
    @punman5392 3 ปีที่แล้ว +766

    4:35 the irony is that Patty and Selma can never seem to find anyone and their hate for Homer always comes across as them projecting their jealousy for Marge being able to find someone. At least until the later seasons when Patty comes out

    • @amandasherman8686
      @amandasherman8686 3 ปีที่แล้ว +155

      I love how the last clip states that Patty lost her heterosexuality by seeing Homer naked and years later she comes out as a lesbian lol

    • @regalecusglesne3022
      @regalecusglesne3022 3 ปีที่แล้ว +139

      to be fair i would rather be alone for life than marrying homer simpson

    • @jacobmassey3897
      @jacobmassey3897 3 ปีที่แล้ว +126

      @@juliaknudstrup9191 try watching the first 4 seasons and you'll see that he is a loving father who regularly goes out of his way for his kids. For example, he takes on an extra job to pay for a horse for Lisa and throws himself off a cliff to show Bart how stupid it is to risk your life just for popularity. Would you rather marry Homer or Peter Griffin lol.

    • @bellabliss1860
      @bellabliss1860 3 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      @@juliaknudstrup9191 you wouldn't understand if you only watched the newer seasons. he was much more admirable in the first eight seasons or so, when he was an oaf, but still loving and caring while striding to do better. while he was flawed, you could at least understand why people loved him so much.

    • @wjb4578
      @wjb4578 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@bellabliss1860 Yeah everyone will agree Homer becomes worse for the wear in the episode "Homer's Enemy" where his transition from loveable oaf to narcissistic monster begins.

  • @nicholassmith41
    @nicholassmith41 3 ปีที่แล้ว +205

    1:04
    Patty: “Am I wrong, or did it just get fatter in here?”
    🤣

    • @daniapfel9673
      @daniapfel9673 ปีที่แล้ว

      Funny

    • @LisaKoffler
      @LisaKoffler ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I saw Selma say that earlier!

    • @D.W.Granata
      @D.W.Granata 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      You could hear this voice clip dozens of times on "Svengoolie". In other words, it did just get fatter in here! (No offense.)

  • @brain_apostrophe_t
    @brain_apostrophe_t 3 ปีที่แล้ว +245

    I'm still not over ned climbing a ladder and looking at absolutely nothing

    • @cartergomez5390
      @cartergomez5390 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I think I missed that one. What is the timestamp?

    • @Pichustrikesback
      @Pichustrikesback 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      lol yeah, just like when Chief Wiggum is looking (for Stampy, I think) under the dishrag and inside the blender.

    • @TDIdialgagirl
      @TDIdialgagirl ปีที่แล้ว +4

      0:29

    • @MaydupNem
      @MaydupNem ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Nothing at all. . .
      Nothing at all. . .
      Nothing at all. . .

    • @wickedshadesproductions5254
      @wickedshadesproductions5254 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It’s Treehouse of Horror
      Anything goes

  • @Tinkerbella89
    @Tinkerbella89 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    1:39 "get outta here you ghouls!" Love it 😂😂😂😂

    • @vincentfichtler7758
      @vincentfichtler7758 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      And that's one of those rare times Marge can't take her sisters's attitude towards Homer.

  • @chartc8511
    @chartc8511 3 ปีที่แล้ว +206

    *”Five cents off wax paper!”* 😱

    • @MassEffectGER
      @MassEffectGER 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      *making the Troy McClure face slap*

    • @LisaKoffler
      @LisaKoffler 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Back in the old days, I think wax paper was five cents, since the US Dollar had a value.

  • @rugbyplayer9100
    @rugbyplayer9100 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    “Marge’s dates get homelier all the time”
    “Mhm, that’s what you get when you don’t put out” 😂😂😂

  • @scottyrl6314
    @scottyrl6314 3 ปีที่แล้ว +314

    “Rabsolutey Rothing Rarge” said by dog Homer always makes me laugh

    • @Magooch86
      @Magooch86  3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      In 25 years I had no idea that's what he was saying. Cheers

    • @scottyrl6314
      @scottyrl6314 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@Magooch86 it’s just a guess 😂

    • @Magooch86
      @Magooch86  3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@scottyrl6314 sounds right, I'm gonna go with it

    • @LisaKoffler
      @LisaKoffler 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      At first, I thought I heard either Astro or Scooby-Doo!

    • @keyanawhitely7942
      @keyanawhitely7942 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      In human translation, "Absolutely nothing Marge."

  • @laurend.statham1742
    @laurend.statham1742 3 ปีที่แล้ว +585

    I absolutely adore them more so than any other character on this show. They’re like the better version of Beavis and Butthead

    • @wjb4578
      @wjb4578 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @Cherry Red Better is appropriate. Bevis and Butthead was so damn stupid, it's only bright side was being partially inspirational toward King of The Hill.

    • @chattingesque372
      @chattingesque372 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      shut up

    • @skipbayless557
      @skipbayless557 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      They’re not better than Beavis and Butthead.

    • @skipbayless557
      @skipbayless557 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@wjb4578 that was the whole point, stupid.

    • @member-berry-bonbons1124
      @member-berry-bonbons1124 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@wjb4578 let's not forget that Daria got her own show too

  • @Brinah
    @Brinah 3 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    I love the sisters and their laugh 😂

    • @VoyageOne1
      @VoyageOne1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      “There goes Davy Crockett and his bald skin cap” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @shadowking1380
    @shadowking1380 3 ปีที่แล้ว +133

    “That’s what you get when you don’t put out” 😂😂😂😂

    • @LisaKoffler
      @LisaKoffler 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Patty especially thinks Marge has the "homeliest" taste in men!

  • @hopeclayburnsax9369
    @hopeclayburnsax9369 3 ปีที่แล้ว +116

    Yo, when the mama got in on the roasting with “it would leave less hair on the couch” I lost it 🤣 Poor Homer

    • @LisaKoffler
      @LisaKoffler 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Yes, their mother had a sense of humor, too!

  • @m.a.packer5450
    @m.a.packer5450 ปีที่แล้ว +174

    Used to think Patty and Selma were harsh when I was younger, but as an adult and someone who's watched both my sisters' lives ruined by marrying losers and idiots, I can appreciate those two's feelings about Homer. Sure, he's funny on TV, but imagine if he was real

    • @IndogaKirai
      @IndogaKirai 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      True.

    • @sandiego2380
      @sandiego2380 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      If he were real he would be a loving caring husband, but since tv is sexist of course they’re gonna show a screw up dad and a loving hard working mother.

    • @SirShanova
      @SirShanova 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      Yes, but I also think they’re just jealous because Marge has somebody and they’re in their 60s with only each other.

    • @imbored1179
      @imbored1179 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      While that’s true, if they both genuinely love each other the snarky comments all the time comes off as just annouingb

    • @BenDrowned-i1h
      @BenDrowned-i1h 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@SirShanova i didn't think they were that old.

  • @TallSilentGuy
    @TallSilentGuy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    0:39 The overkill showing Homer wrapped up with hat, gloves and earmuffs is the best thing ever.

  • @thewildqueen4976
    @thewildqueen4976 3 ปีที่แล้ว +232

    Their laughs are hilarious!

    • @dannythomas417
      @dannythomas417 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Were. The voice actress can barely voice them anymore.

    • @LisaKoffler
      @LisaKoffler 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Julie Kavner had to come up with 3 different gravelly voices, since Patty and Selma are twins.

    • @daniapfel9673
      @daniapfel9673 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@LisaKoffler It's true

    • @LisaKoffler
      @LisaKoffler ปีที่แล้ว

      Dani Apfel, thanks!

    • @coolbreeze5683
      @coolbreeze5683 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      They're like funnier, smarter female versions of Beavis and Butthead, which was also a popular show at the time.

  • @RegentofArrako
    @RegentofArrako 3 ปีที่แล้ว +258

    “There goes Davy Crockett and his bald skin cap”
    😭 I’m over here crying 😂😂

    • @philbecker4676
      @philbecker4676 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I never really got that joke. Maybe because I'm British.

    • @angelfaye101
      @angelfaye101 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@philbecker4676 Davy Crockett is known for wearing a hat made of raccoon fur. Basically they made fun of Homer for being bald.

    • @angelfaye101
      @angelfaye101 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Anthony H. lol

  • @maxfranklinmeans
    @maxfranklinmeans 3 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    "Yeah, it's like he just disappeared into FAT air." That killed me 😂🤣💀

  • @latashawilliams6681
    @latashawilliams6681 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Patty and Selma are the queens of funnies they definitely be experts at teaching family Guy to not be so overboard with their humor

  • @marcog5715
    @marcog5715 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    4:49 the only time you see Patty and Selma’s eyes wide open

  • @Kate21561
    @Kate21561 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    "Am I wrong or did it just get fatter in here?"
    🤣
    One of my favourite Simpsons lines.

  • @soodanoon4813
    @soodanoon4813 3 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    please someone make a minute long compilation of selma and patty laughing.

  • @StardustShihTzu
    @StardustShihTzu ปีที่แล้ว +31

    4:49 I think that's the first time I've seen Patty and Selma fully open their eyes 😂

  • @ChrisManley1994
    @ChrisManley1994 3 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    “It’s a place I’ve never been before.”
    “Huh, the shower!”
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @LisaKoffler
      @LisaKoffler 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      God only knows whether or not Patty and Selma shower and wash their hair on a regular basis - especially with all that smoking!

  • @Azieru82
    @Azieru82 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Homer: "I don't know jack about my boy. I'm a bad father." *sobs*
    Selma: "Your also fat."
    Homer: "I'm also fat." *keeps sobbing*

    • @Im2Funny1999
      @Im2Funny1999 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      4:06-4:07-4:08

    • @Im2Funny1999
      @Im2Funny1999 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      4:09

  • @snackasmversion2752
    @snackasmversion2752 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    I swear to you, the first thing you're going to see when you come out of there is a man with a good job.
    Yeah, the doctor...
    Anyone have any ice for that burn?

  • @ferrygal6036
    @ferrygal6036 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    No matter how old I get, I love hearing Patty and Selma roasting Homer!

  • @lordbarristertimsh8050
    @lordbarristertimsh8050 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    I love Patty & Selma! This compilation always makes me laugh!

    • @ComradeRagdoll
      @ComradeRagdoll ปีที่แล้ว +2

      They are Masters of Roasting, and they never cease to make me Laugh! 🤣

  • @Magical_Trash
    @Magical_Trash 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    1:23 Almost peed myself laughing so hard 🤣🤣😂😭😭😭 and the fact he kept talking in the dog voice when Marge came in 😭😭😭😭

    • @LisaKoffler
      @LisaKoffler 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Homer looked really silly acting like a dog!

  • @Adamguy2003
    @Adamguy2003 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    Probably my favorite isn't on this list. It's from the episode when Marge realizes her hair has gone completely gray. She talks with Patty and Selma about it, and one of them at one point says, "So, what does your husband, Vidal Baboon, think of your new look?"
    That was so funny and clever!

    • @LisaKoffler
      @LisaKoffler 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I thought Marge bleached her hair! Marge said Homer loved it!

  • @SJReid82
    @SJReid82 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    They're the Simpsons equivalent of Statler and waldorf and that's why I love them so much!

  • @Tinkerbella89
    @Tinkerbella89 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Marge 'get outta here you ghouls' @1:38 😅😅😅😅😅 then proceeds to slam the door

    • @LisaKoffler
      @LisaKoffler 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      She did the right thing!

  • @Evee545
    @Evee545 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    Everytime they laugh or make noises I cant help but laugh.

  • @sherlinejoseph1425
    @sherlinejoseph1425 3 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    I like patty and Selma. They’re funny! And they always cracking on homer hee hee hee hee Hee . Just like Bart’s prank calls to Moe ( classic!)

  • @sgtjohnson
    @sgtjohnson 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Selma had some humanity by wanting to tell Marge where they spotted him

    • @EditorOfSL
      @EditorOfSL 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Contrary to popular opinion, there are a few episodes where they get along with Homer.

    • @sgtjohnson
      @sgtjohnson 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@EditorOfSL there’s also when Selma wanted to adopt Ling

    • @alrune8
      @alrune8 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      She's by far the least of the two evils.
      Selma genuinely cares for Marge so she's more disposed to give Homer the benefit of the doubt.
      Patty is just a hateful lesbian.

    • @michaelcollins2030
      @michaelcollins2030 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Part of why Selma hates Homer is because she’s jealous of the love Homer and Marge have

  • @anomalovideo
    @anomalovideo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +133

    I never noticed that Patty is the cynical and Selma the sadist (or viceversa)

    • @LisaKoffler
      @LisaKoffler 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Patty was worse, since Selma made more of an effort to get along with Homer.

    • @anomalovideo
      @anomalovideo 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@LisaKofflera wrong attitude after all...

    • @LisaKoffler
      @LisaKoffler 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      AnomaloVideo, have you seen other episodes? Patty is twice as nasty?

    • @anomalovideo
      @anomalovideo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@LisaKoffler considering how Homer is in fact a degenerate, Patty's trying to get along well with him is a risky choice...I don't think she's ever been nastier than her twin. Yes, Patty is perhaps the "sweetest" of the two, as she has proven to be throughout the seasons

    • @LisaKoffler
      @LisaKoffler 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      AnomaloVideo, did you read their biographies? Patty was sweet when she chose to be, which wasn't too often. It was Selma who tried to get along with Homer, and he respected her more because of that - especially after she adopted Ling.

  • @Gamingnstuff131
    @Gamingnstuff131 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    “So, you finally left Derwood!”
    I remember seeing this treehouse of horror episode when it came out and i was dying and it still never fails to be hilarious. It was also thr first HD episode of The Simpsons coincidentally.

  • @WillianyAmill
    @WillianyAmill 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    Selma kinda mostly brings harag sting insults about his uselessness while patty seems to pull the sass about how he's not attractive.

    • @TwilightLink77
      @TwilightLink77 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Yet she does care like for example she asked for his advice with raising kids, and he helped her with adopting her daughter even getting her out of the orphanage in China.

  • @ssn-5898
    @ssn-5898 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Homer’s forced smile in the thumbnail is great

  • @bsgambati1
    @bsgambati1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Homer's probably buying some magic beans with it right now.

  • @Marybaeza-gt7cz
    @Marybaeza-gt7cz ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Omg I'm still laughing!!! The voice of Julie kavner is priceless!! 😂😂😂😂

  • @steverogers7601
    @steverogers7601 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    “It’s like he disappeared into FAT air” LMAOOO

  • @asahmed1980
    @asahmed1980 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I'll never forget when Ricky Gervais did a guest voice and his wife said he was leaving him for Selma. He said:
    "YOU'RE LEAVING ME FOR HIM?!" 🤣

  • @ivantheterrible2594
    @ivantheterrible2594 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    Marge: A tombstone?
    Patty: It came with the burial plot but that's not important. The important thing is Homer's dead.
    Selma: We've been saving this since your wedding day.
    Not many people would get a tombstone as a wedding gift.

    • @LisaKoffler
      @LisaKoffler 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It's the worst wedding gift I've ever heard of!

    • @ghariiscool
      @ghariiscool ปีที่แล้ว

      @@LisaKoffler that's the joke

    • @LisaKoffler
      @LisaKoffler ปีที่แล้ว

      ghariiscool, I figured that!

    • @ericlammers3492
      @ericlammers3492 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@ghariiscool Still pretty messed up

  • @RegentofArrako
    @RegentofArrako 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    “Well let her read about it in the society page”

  • @Mrarmageddon8
    @Mrarmageddon8 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    The older I get, the more I like these two.

    • @jrmetmoi
      @jrmetmoi 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I always liked em

  • @lefteast4828
    @lefteast4828 2 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    "If you like being pawed by something fat and lazy, we could get a cat"
    "It would leave less hair on the couch"
    The Bouviers in classic Simpsons are such chain smoking b*tches! So good.

    • @LisaKoffler
      @LisaKoffler 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Their mother eventually quit smoking, and it's possible Marge tried smoking herself. Either way, Patty and Selma are the worst!

    • @daniapfel9673
      @daniapfel9673 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@LisaKoffler They're not so worst and there's mr Burns

    • @LisaKoffler
      @LisaKoffler ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Dani Apfel, did you see the episode where Marge painted a picture of Mr. Burns in his birthday suit? THAT was funny!

    • @jrmetmoi
      @jrmetmoi 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@LisaKoffler Patty and Selma are the best

    • @LisaKoffler
      @LisaKoffler 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      They're crazy, but funny!

  • @BlueJWay999
    @BlueJWay999 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    I think Patty and Selma are my favorite characters outside of The Simpson family

  • @christiankrenek7689
    @christiankrenek7689 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    It must be such a blast to voice these two! Playing nasty roles can be a lot of fun. :p Especially since Julie Kavner also voices Marge and has to be nice most of the time; it's probably great to cut loose as the "gruesome twosome." :D

  • @TomasUjhelyi
    @TomasUjhelyi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    1:03 I love how the eyes get bigger just for the word “fatter”

  • @Ben77788
    @Ben77788 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    “Whaddaya know…he’s wearing pants.” “I owe you a lunch!” 😆😆😆

  • @officegossip
    @officegossip 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    I think a lot of us have these shit talking Aunts or Uncles. This is why I love Patty & Selma so much.

    • @anonygent
      @anonygent 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Haha, I AM the shit-talking uncle. 😏

    • @LisaKoffler
      @LisaKoffler 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      All families have crazy relatives!

    • @anonygent
      @anonygent 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@LisaKoffler Comedian said if you don't know which member of the family is the crazy one, it's you.

    • @LisaKoffler
      @LisaKoffler 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      anoygent, I think you misinterpreted what I meant. Every family has one or more than one that acts crazy. I'm quick to admit I act crazy myself, but I'm NOT stupid!

    • @theotherohlourdespadua1131
      @theotherohlourdespadua1131 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I don't enjoy their presence...

  • @mrenaep
    @mrenaep ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Patty and Selma probably have my favorite laughs of any animation

  • @lyndseystrait1513
    @lyndseystrait1513 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    4:46-4:54 😭😭😭LOL that jump scare & reaction killed me. Great compilation!

  • @jofbeats11
    @jofbeats11 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Patty and Selma "masters of comedy"😎💙💗😎

    • @LisaKoffler
      @LisaKoffler 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Patty and Selma: "Masters of Chain-Smoking!"

  • @ZhangtheGreat
    @ZhangtheGreat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Even when they don't talk, they manage to insult Homer. Remember that billboard they put up about voting Homer out of Springfield?

    • @LisaKoffler
      @LisaKoffler 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I didn't see that, but it doesn't surprise me!

  • @qBeYcarpet
    @qBeYcarpet ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "He's that rare combination of up to something and good for nothing"

  • @jeremytung1632
    @jeremytung1632 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    0:39 I feel like this shows how well Homer knows his sisters in law, even when begging for their lives they still go out their way to insult him.

  • @kyndrablankenship1758
    @kyndrablankenship1758 3 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    0:39-0:50 How does that count as them roasting Homer? They're the ones who got roasted so bad that they melted.

    • @Magooch86
      @Magooch86  3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      I sure hope someone got fired for that blunder

    • @MrTimshellscherber
      @MrTimshellscherber 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      0:47-0:51

    • @LisaKoffler
      @LisaKoffler 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      That was weird!

  • @Ironsmiler
    @Ironsmiler 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Always loved Home Boy imagining them melting while he lives it up in front of the AC Unit.

    • @LisaKoffler
      @LisaKoffler 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It was an odd thought!

  • @quintell8208
    @quintell8208 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Love them

  • @UltraHylia
    @UltraHylia 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    "Am I wrong, or did it just get *fatter* in here?"

  • @Bloombaby99
    @Bloombaby99 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    It always irritated me how Marge never called Patty and Selma out on their disrespect.

    • @johannymilord3371
      @johannymilord3371 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I know what you mean, but still despite all this marge still love her sisters. Even if she gets mad at them for trying to pull her away from homer by talking down on him.

    • @Bloombaby99
      @Bloombaby99 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@johannymilord3371 You can still love somebody and call them out when they're wrong.

    • @TuesdaysArt
      @TuesdaysArt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I assume after a decade or so of them being married, Marge figured that it's futile trying to get her sisters to ease up on the insults.

    • @anonygent
      @anonygent 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      She knows they aren't wrong. 🤭

    • @LisaKoffler
      @LisaKoffler 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Marge did speak up from time to time, and when she did, they listened!

  • @drahunter213
    @drahunter213 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    “Is it me or did it get fatter in here?!”
    Lmfao…I miss jokes like that…

  • @thehipstermermaid9669
    @thehipstermermaid9669 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Selma: oh my god
    Patty: what?
    Selma: 5 cents off wax paper
    Patty: 😱

  • @deadmeatjb
    @deadmeatjb ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Now i realize theyre the simpson version of the old men from the muppets

  • @sahinduezguen
    @sahinduezguen ปีที่แล้ว +6

    My favourite:
    *_"Am i wrong or did it just get fatter in here?"_* 😂

  • @effooo2000
    @effooo2000 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    GET OUT OF HERE, YOU GHOULS!

  • @SapphireHeartTippy
    @SapphireHeartTippy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    3:30 Bart's dressed like SpongeBob

    • @prageruwu69
      @prageruwu69 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      simpsons predicted spongebob

  • @attackforever
    @attackforever 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    1:27 Relp me Rarge! 😭

  • @amharbinger
    @amharbinger ปีที่แล้ว +7

    As a kid I thought Patty and Selma thought Homer wasn't good enough but as an adult I see now its because they're jealous. Marge is in a loving relationship with kids and even has friends. Patty and Selma only have each other, Marge is the only one who really hangs out with them. Misery loves company, they want Marge to be like them.

    • @jrmetmoi
      @jrmetmoi 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      No, Patty and Selma act like that because they know that Marge is far too good for Homer

  • @swiftyboilel
    @swiftyboilel 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    3:11 this cut was funny lmafo

  • @leonduncan3327
    @leonduncan3327 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    Homer: *Cries* I'm a bad father! 😭
    Patty: 😒
    Selma: You're also fat. 😒
    Homer: I'm also fat! *Still cries* 😭
    Patty & Selma: 😏😏
    HAHAHAHAHAHA!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @taymur0804
    @taymur0804 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    "Jump Homer Jump," LOL her voice 😂😂

  • @ItzJaquarius
    @ItzJaquarius 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    These two fabulous babes😂

    • @LisaKoffler
      @LisaKoffler 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      They're "gravelly" babes with a fabulous sister!

    • @leociresi4292
      @leociresi4292 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Selma:”Now, there’s a stink I could’ve done without!”

  • @avaranabraham8507
    @avaranabraham8507 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    They are one of my favourite characters ever

  • @janirwin16
    @janirwin16 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Patty and salma carry this whole show

  • @Medusacloud
    @Medusacloud 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    💀 We've been saving for this since your wedding...💀

    • @LisaKoffler
      @LisaKoffler 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's the worst present anyone could get!

  • @theshamegame2787
    @theshamegame2787 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    You know, I always believe Patty and Selma *do* care about Homer, there's a reason they always talk about him, even when he's not around or anything is there to reference him in any manner. But they can't be caught dead thinking that, especially to eachother, and Selma has had moments where she and Homer get along, more than Patty, when they're alone. They care about him, because he's still their sister's husband, but also show jealousy, Selma because she can't find love but Marge did, and Patty because other reasons.

  • @Mp25DIII
    @Mp25DIII 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    3:51-me every time my sister-in-law comes over

  • @Rashy225
    @Rashy225 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Queens

  • @dustincagemacaraan1026
    @dustincagemacaraan1026 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I live for their every appearance!