Dark Sauce (Dark Souls Parody)

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  • @quarryspanish
    @quarryspanish 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3398

    "This isnt even the right way"
    I felt that.

    • @deadprank947
      @deadprank947 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      snakeinmybewts most true thing in this video

    • @brandonhuber8618
      @brandonhuber8618 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      The first time I played I was going down into The Catacombs and got most of the way to Pinwheel. Then I discovered the Undead Burg...the first 90-120 minutes were rough.

    • @ehmehsmeh824
      @ehmehsmeh824 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@brandonhuber8618 ikr

    • @ehmehsmeh824
      @ehmehsmeh824 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Guilherme DeCarvalho alot of ppl are

    • @cruc1fye
      @cruc1fye 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Me my first playthrough when I killed the headless statue thing and went to Darkroot Garden 😂😂

  • @BaggyMcPiper
    @BaggyMcPiper 11 ปีที่แล้ว +6482

    This isn't a parody. This is exactly what the game is like.

    • @catchyjam4608
      @catchyjam4608 11 ปีที่แล้ว +159

      Daaamn straight

    • @KKcesarin666
      @KKcesarin666 11 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Hitomi miju but funny scenes

    • @JeffTheWiz1
      @JeffTheWiz1 11 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      too true

    • @oliver6185
      @oliver6185 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Unless you count dying 30 times to the bell gargoyles after losing all your humanity

    • @oliver6185
      @oliver6185 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      But I ain't going hollow yet.

  • @zweePOP
    @zweePOP 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4033

    Really inaccurate. He didn’t go and try to fight skeletons in the graveyard for hours

    • @ericeaton2386
      @ericeaton2386 3 ปีที่แล้ว +280

      Oh god. The memories.... But hey, at least I got a Zweihander! (which I can't use because my strength isn't high enough)

    • @mayonnaise2396
      @mayonnaise2396 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @Crippled Kaiju don’t waste your time.

    • @reinerzufall978
      @reinerzufall978 3 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      the mistake that everone of us did....

    • @originalname1237
      @originalname1237 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I never did that but ok

    • @mayonnaise2396
      @mayonnaise2396 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@originalname1237 I think very few of us did. Myself included

  • @NO-su3mf
    @NO-su3mf 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5867

    "do you understand?"
    "K I L L M O R E B O S S E S"
    " damn straight"
    that is too accurate

    • @juku-oi1op
      @juku-oi1op 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      just played as i read that

    • @a.s.g8334
      @a.s.g8334 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Dark Souls

    • @tyskenfan
      @tyskenfan 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Who is that and when does he say that? I’m in anor landor right now and have not met this guy yet

    • @NO-su3mf
      @NO-su3mf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@tyskenfan yeah thats kingseeker frampt and he rolls up right after the first bell of awakening is rung and hes right behind the crestfallen night at firelink, he is important

    • @uplift3145
      @uplift3145 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      N O yup

  • @oscarofastora7422
    @oscarofastora7422 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2340

    Doesn't even care that I saved him from the undead asylum and put the linking cycle in motion... I have no dignity anyway

    • @milgos5269
      @milgos5269 5 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      F

    • @Back2Life
      @Back2Life 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @@milgos5269 F

    • @orthodoxy6470
      @orthodoxy6470 5 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      Oscar of Astora it’s fine Oscar of Astora I care about you

    • @Back2Life
      @Back2Life 5 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      @@orthodoxy6470 You are so grossly incandescent my friend.

    • @orthodoxy6470
      @orthodoxy6470 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Back2Life yes I am

  • @1bful
    @1bful 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1261

    One of the most accurate portrayals of how Solaire actually is.

    • @Netsuki
      @Netsuki 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Yes.

    • @vexcine
      @vexcine 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Yes.

    • @creativedegree
      @creativedegree 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Yes.

    • @2XTheTapp
      @2XTheTapp 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      \[T]/

    • @JM-dy4ty
      @JM-dy4ty 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Fazer_600 the sun in the sky is an illusion

  • @Chocl8215
    @Chocl8215 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4118

    Wait, what breathes fire on you after Taurus?
    ... Oh, right, repressed that memory.

    • @prismot.7192
      @prismot.7192 7 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      Chocl8215 who was it im at that part oh now i know

    • @Xxxsorrow
      @Xxxsorrow 7 ปีที่แล้ว +121

      Chocl8215 "I" killed it only after 74 hours of playing. And I said "I" because it somehow fell off the bridge and died. I hate that thing more than any monster in DS.

    • @SeriousGamer753
      @SeriousGamer753 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      What does breathe fire on you? I can't remember

    • @brandontaylor6677
      @brandontaylor6677 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      @@SeriousGamer753 a red dragon

    • @SeriousGamer753
      @SeriousGamer753 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      ​@@brandontaylor6677 Jfc my mind completely jumbled up the whole map layout, cant figure out how you come from taurus to the bridge

  • @dallasquinton4168
    @dallasquinton4168 6 ปีที่แล้ว +515

    "This isn't even the right way!" Said everyone ever.

    • @Netsuki
      @Netsuki 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Me, as a gamer, always: "F... this *is* the right way". Why would You want to go right way? You do that in the end. Exploration first. Getting secrets, hidden equipment etc.

    • @LuanaSouza-fw1iz
      @LuanaSouza-fw1iz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Netsuki well, I used to be like that until dark souls

    • @Falconhawk3784
      @Falconhawk3784 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dude in my first playthrough, I killed the moonlight butterfly and sif because I thought that was the bell "Down Below"

  • @handsomejack8758
    @handsomejack8758 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2148

    Try holding with both hands
    Amazing chest ahead

    • @neardarkroad1347
      @neardarkroad1347 7 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      i had enough with these motherfucking trolling messages, especially the illusion wall ahead messages!!!!
      me playing dark souls 2

    • @metalmilitia623
      @metalmilitia623 7 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      if you play the game enough, youll learn where all the illusory walls are ;)

    • @ThePrimith
      @ThePrimith 7 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      I'm not sure how, but on my first playthrough, neither message appeared near Gwynevere.

    • @SantanaBanana47
      @SantanaBanana47 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Handsome Jack I love seeing all the puns over there XD

    • @ulivolga228
      @ulivolga228 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      try jumping down

  • @SixthAllicard
    @SixthAllicard 8 ปีที่แล้ว +517

    This is so unbelievably accurate, but so confusing to people who haven't played it.

    • @RatKing2137
      @RatKing2137 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Alucard Hellsing What XD

    • @nicolasr9255
      @nicolasr9255 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      i bought The game today....i saw this video yesterday....and now Its all clear @.@

    • @starkill97
      @starkill97 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      +Nicolás Retamal lol welcome to the pain train

    • @cheriftekouk7870
      @cheriftekouk7870 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      it is 100% accurate

  • @1ab23c4d5e6f
    @1ab23c4d5e6f 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1995

    It took him 14 minutes to go from the Taurus demon to Solaire?
    Something doesn't feel right.

    • @rdub9051
      @rdub9051 8 ปีที่แล้ว +210

      I tried getting past the dragon for about 30 minutes before I discovered the stairs off to the right. completely missed solaire until I came back for the lower burg

    • @theaussiebogan9680
      @theaussiebogan9680 8 ปีที่แล้ว +158

      Engineer Beast huh.
      From what i recall i was just like 'dragon? Nope' and walked off and found solaire

    • @urbanbourbon3905
      @urbanbourbon3905 8 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      The Aussie Boy I did the exact same thing.

    • @espi742
      @espi742 7 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      and 3 minutes from firelink shrine to the Taurus Demon

    • @ROTCairforcePFC
      @ROTCairforcePFC 7 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      10 hours for him to find out he went the wrong way.......Pretty much how long it took me

  • @trevorburke8660
    @trevorburke8660 5 ปีที่แล้ว +661

    "Oh my god, oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my GOD! This isnt even the right way!?" Not only my entire dark souls 1-3, demon soul and blood borne experience, but a commentary on my life in total.

    • @kaijū317
      @kaijū317 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      except that ds3 is the most linear out of them all with virtually no incorrect path

    • @IRomKom
      @IRomKom 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Sekiro, dude

    • @HeavenlyHavoc
      @HeavenlyHavoc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Is it even possible to go the wrong way in ds3? Other than getting turned around in the swamp before the abyss watchers that game is almost entirely just following the most obvious road to progress

    • @anton.chigrinetc.96
      @anton.chigrinetc.96 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@HeavenlyHavoc
      Technically, yes. Depends on your priorities. Like technically you can skip the entire Irithyll thing and go straight to the Profaned Capital...which would later mean you'll still have to go to the Irithyll.

    • @Lemontarts01
      @Lemontarts01 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Only dark souls that confused me was 2......
      Like holy fuck if it were up to player exploration I'd have ended up in dark souls 7 - or wandered back to demon souls.
      Soooo many areas to explore and shit

  • @Kerubu
    @Kerubu 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1143

    This, Happy Souls, and Dark Souls in Summary are my favorite Dark Souls animations.

    • @RebelOfTheNorm242
      @RebelOfTheNorm242 8 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      check out: Dark souls x evangelion

    • @JasonDoe1000
      @JasonDoe1000 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I looked it up and i just wanted to say: thank you!

    • @foxistriggering8307
      @foxistriggering8307 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      SAME?!

    • @CidGuerreiro1234
      @CidGuerreiro1234 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Thank you stranger, for introducing me to Dark Souls x Evangelion. That was gold.

    • @RebelOfTheNorm242
      @RebelOfTheNorm242 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      +CidGuerreiro1234 you're welcome my Souls Family.
      its incredible what 1 random youtube search can find

  • @PoisonedCherry
    @PoisonedCherry 4 ปีที่แล้ว +841

    Best quote about dark souls ever.
    "Why would they even-....dark souls, i keep forgetting im playing dark souls."

    • @Mistowgan
      @Mistowgan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      we all had that moment where the game was so unfair and then it hits you. "This is Dark Souls."

    • @wanderingcalamity360
      @wanderingcalamity360 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That's a mood.

    • @macrussell78
      @macrussell78 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I still call my brother sun bro.

  • @funnwithknives258
    @funnwithknives258 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2117

    This entire video describes my first time playing dark souls

    • @yeomanwhisper2336
      @yeomanwhisper2336 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ikr

    • @LinksMusic01
      @LinksMusic01 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      true

    • @TheDwagonHD
      @TheDwagonHD 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      yeah... but it only took ~36 hours... (skipped some optional bosses, (mostly the DLC ones... wanted to go on and play the second and third game asap)) Priscilla was the most intressting of all the bosses. (Yes, i faught her)

    • @KarmaSangheili
      @KarmaSangheili 8 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Add the part where you go into the graveyard first by mistake, and yup.

    • @KarmaSangheili
      @KarmaSangheili 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I blame everyone saying the game's meant to be insanely hard so I thought it was normal :s

  • @bordwithasword
    @bordwithasword 7 ปีที่แล้ว +334

    I first played dark souls at 7 years old, and I specifically remember the Taurus demon being a giant winged, horned lion that could breath fire, and was like 20 times bigger. Or my mind made it look that way

    • @spookyscarysteve
      @spookyscarysteve 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      That was a DLC boss

    • @astronautical1060
      @astronautical1060 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      You're thinking the Sanctuary Guardian, from the Artorias DLC. Also, it breathed lightning.

    • @ehmehsmeh824
      @ehmehsmeh824 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      How did a 7 year old figure out how to get into the dlc?

    • @ceciladams4882
      @ceciladams4882 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@ehmehsmeh824 he was the chosen one

    • @DuchessofEarlGrey
      @DuchessofEarlGrey 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ehmehsmeh824 Does everyone have to save, exit, and reload the game after getting to the hydra's cave in order for the crystal golem to appear and start the DLC?

  • @EvilExcalibur
    @EvilExcalibur 8 ปีที่แล้ว +377

    Aw I wanted to see him go up against Ornstein and Bro

    • @griffinfaw5697
      @griffinfaw5697 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      That guy with the face is the face you have . . . yours?

    • @sampreetbharali1421
      @sampreetbharali1421 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Ah yes... Snorelax and Pikachu

    • @nguyeninhtri1155
      @nguyeninhtri1155 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@sampreetbharali1421 thank you for making my sides enter orbit at Mach 10

    • @tomi9562
      @tomi9562 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Then you get attacked multiple enemies then you get cursed and have no souls to buy that frickin cure!!!!!

  • @thirdeyeguy481
    @thirdeyeguy481 8 ปีที่แล้ว +126

    3:57 Most priceless moment in a video parody ever

  • @Spirelord122
    @Spirelord122 10 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    "yepp; kill more bosses"
    "Damn straight!"

  • @arthurblackfire5247
    @arthurblackfire5247 5 ปีที่แล้ว +134

    *shows up in my recommended*
    Oh cool I remember this
    *sees solair*
    Sun bro... *cries externally*

  • @bharatk.n.v6210
    @bharatk.n.v6210 8 ปีที่แล้ว +573

    Oh my god that nostalgia. Also, am I the only person who never used summons (because I was too dumb to realise that you had to be human to summon someone)?

    • @seivenk9453
      @seivenk9453 8 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      +Bharat K.N.V You're not the only one)

    • @morthemex
      @morthemex 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      +Bharat K.N.V Nope, they were too much of a hassle to use.

    • @Unethical.FandubsGames
      @Unethical.FandubsGames 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +Bharat K.N.V Not the only one but you're one of VERY few who didn't understand how it worked.
      +Mad Phoenix Not really.

    • @hughmungus661
      @hughmungus661 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      don't feel bad I figured it out by accident

    • @pexio4402
      @pexio4402 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I played offline the first time

  • @somelowbudgetanimator3210
    @somelowbudgetanimator3210 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    2:17 “this church is full of big knights I’ll just summon my friends” “THATS NOT HOW THE GAME WORKS” lol

  • @mohamedchibanibahiamar9555
    @mohamedchibanibahiamar9555 8 ปีที่แล้ว +661

    Frame.
    Rate.
    Slowin.
    Me.
    Dooooowwwwn

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 4 ปีที่แล้ว +351

    “What’s so hard about this?”
    Dark Souls: *_So you have chosen death_*

    • @TodayiAteMyCat
      @TodayiAteMyCat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Bro you are everywhere

    • @Power56798
      @Power56798 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@TodayiAteMyCat what do you he's everywhere

    • @Kaiwala
      @Kaiwala 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sir, with respect, shoo.

    • @cjnf11
      @cjnf11 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      - Is this.. too EASY for you?
      - ...I actually think the game is quite challenging.
      - Then I'll see you laterrr.

  • @magicscreenman
    @magicscreenman 10 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    "You can summon other players to your world...if you have the patience for it!"
    I died laughing at that point.

    • @watayukikimihyra7132
      @watayukikimihyra7132 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      kinda true though....it's really do that forever

    • @magicscreenman
      @magicscreenman 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Watayuki Kimihyra
      That's exactly why I died laughing at that point lol - cause I used to rage like you wouldn't believe when Dark Souls first came out and my friend and I couldn't co op to save our lives. It's TOTALLY spot on.

    • @dementedp
      @dementedp 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Now in DkS II you cant summon anyone, but because they have been already summoned in another world D:. It really is a fight to win a phantom haha

    • @magicscreenman
      @magicscreenman 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      dementedp Lol that's actually a good thing! Summoning speed and connection is fantastic in this game, but if you are trying to play with a friend or someone specific, just use the Name Engraved Ring: You and the other person both put on the ring and both pick the same God's name (I think there are 10 to pick from) and then only other people wearing the matching name will be able to see your sign. So in my opinion, Namco and FromSoftware fixed BOTH problems: Connection speed is now great and consistent, AND they made it easier to play with friends. They even allowed voice chat this time although, ironically enough, I never use it. After complaining constantly that it wasn't in Demon's or Dark Souls 1. Go and figure lol. I guess I prefer talking with emotes and maintaining the charming cryptic element to player interactions.

    • @dementedp
      @dementedp 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      magicscreenman Im still waiting for the Pc version so i didnt understand too much about the Gods thing haha but i got the point. Wow really? I was asking myself just yesterday if there was a chat system now hehe thanks for the info and definitively it is a good thing because theres a lot of people in the game :D

  • @OldRustyBones
    @OldRustyBones 10 ปีที่แล้ว +310

    I've seen it so many times but I still laugh my ass off at this.

    • @jacobalan39
      @jacobalan39 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Me.to lead solare is to funny in this

    • @OldRustyBones
      @OldRustyBones 10 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I know right? "What's up my sun bro?" Gets me everytime.

    • @iiohunteroii8384
      @iiohunteroii8384 10 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      LeadxGuitarist Yo what's up my sun bro ready for some j j j jolly cooperation!

    • @jrpalmieri
      @jrpalmieri 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      LeadxGuitarist ikr

    • @WokeandProud
      @WokeandProud 9 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      And the best part about it is that this video is basically darksouls in a nutshell.

  • @m.a.dmatt6689
    @m.a.dmatt6689 8 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    "Okay...I see where this game stands." My god that gets me every time.

    • @IrvingIV
      @IrvingIV 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      1:32

  • @spragoodle9518
    @spragoodle9518 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Some may judge, but dark souls is my comfort game

  • @TerminalM193
    @TerminalM193 10 ปีที่แล้ว +253

    LMAO the blighttown framerate part was fucking hilarious.

    • @narfoshin3726
      @narfoshin3726 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I didn't get it

    • @TerminalM193
      @TerminalM193 10 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Narf Shin you must of played dark souls for the first time on PC then.

    • @lostspartan9874
      @lostspartan9874 10 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yeah on console Blighttown is the worst place to go for frame rate, and well....it's just the worst place

    • @narfoshin3726
      @narfoshin3726 10 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      No I had it on Xbox and I got no lag problems in blight town. Just a lot of falling.

    • @TerminalM193
      @TerminalM193 10 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Narf Shin lol, alot of falling indeed.... Couple in the framerate problem and the falling almost doubles.

  • @boomba4087
    @boomba4087 8 ปีที่แล้ว +263

    3:50 everytime I walked into a fog finding a unexpecting boss fight with little to no health with loads of souls to spend.

    • @asgth6147
      @asgth6147 8 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      if you see a fog wall ALWAYS expect a boss

    • @blackomega34
      @blackomega34 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Funnily enough, none of the monsters shown are behind fog gates.

    • @greatestnoob11
      @greatestnoob11 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I had trust issue the entire time.

    • @lindseyvoiers464
      @lindseyvoiers464 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      What's your Gamertag? We could play

    • @miguelthemoisturizer940
      @miguelthemoisturizer940 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What's yours?

  • @xXLunatikxXlul
    @xXLunatikxXlul 7 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    Arin: Finally I can summon Solaire.
    Solaire: Yo what's good my Sunbro? You ready for some J-J-J-Jolly Cooperation?!
    This encompasses the Dark Souls experience for me ✊✊✊

  • @Lemontarts01
    @Lemontarts01 3 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    "Dat Abdomen"
    Godamnit - that's THE most relatable shit on the planet as a dark souls player or no 🤣

  • @LordGrob
    @LordGrob 7 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    *The sun is like a magnificent father that I happen to have too many feelings for. I could gaze at it all day!*

  • @CodenameMEGAN
    @CodenameMEGAN 8 ปีที่แล้ว +811

    He actually made Frampt look better than he actually is XD

  • @charmanchu2437
    @charmanchu2437 8 ปีที่แล้ว +855

    "Are you ready for some, J-J-JOLLY COOPERATION?!"

    • @wolftaffy2162
      @wolftaffy2162 8 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      +The Random Gamer let's do this! [player has disconnected]

    • @charmanchu2437
      @charmanchu2437 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Heheh!

    • @dahkohtaah
      @dahkohtaah 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      DOES THOU NOT PRASE THE SUN?
      \[T]/

    • @charmanchu2437
      @charmanchu2437 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      KNAIVE! I DOETH PRAISE THY SUN AND ITS GROSS INCANDESCENCE! \[T[/

    • @darknessdragon190
      @darknessdragon190 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      \|T|/ praise the sun

  • @Zik3y
    @Zik3y 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Honestly, in the first 6 hours I'd still be at the beginning

  • @gigabic7487
    @gigabic7487 8 ปีที่แล้ว +432

    1:21 Am i the only one who checked for archers on top of that tower BEFORE rushing into the fight? Guess i am.

    • @DaleKamp
      @DaleKamp 8 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      I scout first as well. It's the best way to play.

    • @marinchapuis6203
      @marinchapuis6203 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I also did. guess I was lucky

    • @sirquaffler542
      @sirquaffler542 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I scour the area if the game gives me any opportunity to (so disregarding bosses like the Capra Demon who bull-rush you from the start). In fact, that's the only way I found to kill the Tauros Demon, luring him onto the tower and carpet-bombing him from a distance until he died.

    • @RanMouri82
      @RanMouri82 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Took me a minute to find the ladder, but once I did, I was like, "Sweet, a height I can drop from! LeRoy Jenkins!"

    • @whatwhat7652
      @whatwhat7652 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      i did too after i died 5 times first

  • @christianvanengen9202
    @christianvanengen9202 10 ปีที่แล้ว +243

    That's how I reacted to the Moonlight Butterfly and that's how it reacted to me!

    • @lward53
      @lward53 10 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      I was like "Daw its so pretty, Do i have to kill it?" It was like LAZORBEAMS! i died. Was like :O
      The wolf has been my most enjoyable boss fight so far though. Sword in mouth and everything.

    • @christianvanengen9202
      @christianvanengen9202 10 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Sif for the win, definitely. I admit, I didn't want to kill him.

    • @mountaindrew2624
      @mountaindrew2624 10 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Christian Van Engen Killing Sif legitimately made me cry. Mainly because I knew the lore behind him and Artorias and the fact that he starts limping when he gets low on health.

    • @Slaggedfire
      @Slaggedfire 10 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      MountainDrew
      When he starts limping you can let him get away and be happy. :3 And he appears later as a buddy.

    • @PandemicalShade
      @PandemicalShade 10 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      dburrs1
      Yeah right... "try jumping"

  • @hundredknight7252
    @hundredknight7252 8 ปีที่แล้ว +408

    PRAISE THE SUN!!! \ [T] /

  • @Floatanims
    @Floatanims 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Even 10 years later and it still holds up

  • @ethanhoogy
    @ethanhoogy 8 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    "I'll invite my friends!" Ha, what friends? Amiright guys?

    • @stepanserdyuk4589
      @stepanserdyuk4589 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      what 'guys'?

    • @ImNot
      @ImNot 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@stepanserdyuk4589 what what?

    • @bronzekilla
      @bronzekilla 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bu dum tush

    • @yoshimallow
      @yoshimallow 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      *T H A T ' S N O T H O W T H E G A M E I S M E A N T T O B E P L A Y E D*

  • @Scruffii
    @Scruffii 8 ปีที่แล้ว +121

    Shame you
    Didn't
    Mention
    THOSES
    FUCKING
    MOSQUITOS
    IN BLISTTOWN!

    • @hohnmcransi54
      @hohnmcransi54 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Imbred I hate everything Forget the mosquitos, that framerate is the real pain in that area

    • @hartianx1698
      @hartianx1698 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Is it bad that I've never gone through Blighttown the long way?

  • @jasonquiver6907
    @jasonquiver6907 7 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Why does the knight have to look so damn *ADORABLE* ?

  • @nitrocharge2404
    @nitrocharge2404 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    It's been three years since I found this and I still find myself coming back to rewatch it all the time. This is a classic

  • @nothingspecial9015
    @nothingspecial9015 10 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    "Do you understand what I've been explaining to you? Yes, kill more bosses. Damn straight"

  • @desmondtiny1016
    @desmondtiny1016 11 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I absolutely lost myself crying of laughter when he got obliterated by D1CKYPR0ST41NT.

  • @Aetohatir
    @Aetohatir 11 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    every time I play dark souls with one particular friend of mine and someones invades us we always say "Oh D1ckypr0st41nt is back"

  • @ursosexmachina
    @ursosexmachina 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    *"What follows is front line combat. You are not expected to survive."*

  • @spencerhodges3950
    @spencerhodges3950 10 ปีที่แล้ว +99

    "Dont praise me, praise the suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun"

    • @dinoc2222
      @dinoc2222 10 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      your picture contributed to your likes : )

    • @yoshimallow
      @yoshimallow 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      "What a swell guy." :3

  • @MegaHellstrike
    @MegaHellstrike 11 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    The Blitghttown scene was just topping the whole video off for me.

  • @pharoahtaharqa4018
    @pharoahtaharqa4018 8 ปีที่แล้ว +639

    Dat abdomen! 😂

    • @pb25801705
      @pb25801705 8 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Be weary of amazing chest

    • @patrick0uch
      @patrick0uch 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      good times

    • @sain2530
      @sain2530 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thomas Potts Dat Abdomen

    • @kingslayer3089
      @kingslayer3089 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Dat abdomen

    • @christianchan1144
      @christianchan1144 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      as a fellow connoisseur of spidertaurs and insectaurs...
      DAT ABDOMEN!

  • @nathanielthomson3455
    @nathanielthomson3455 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    4:00 dark souls in a nutshell.

    • @yoshimallow
      @yoshimallow 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      If only the butterbitch was actually that tough.

  • @FreeForAllFreak
    @FreeForAllFreak 8 ปีที่แล้ว +258

    Visions of rolling

    • @AbovetheAgAme
      @AbovetheAgAme 8 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Illusionary wall...but liar

    • @shadowninja83525
      @shadowninja83525 8 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      +Dukester3456 [Gaming] Use tongue, but hole.

    • @DBZHGWgamer
      @DBZHGWgamer 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      No Skill Ahead.

    • @sokite323
      @sokite323 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Behold, the most common messages xD

    • @BestAnimeFreak
      @BestAnimeFreak 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Use, but hole

  • @DarkHeartLazerath
    @DarkHeartLazerath 10 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Just started playing this game again, This video has far too much truth in it.

  • @dannylamb456
    @dannylamb456 9 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    "Dark Souls, I keep forgetting that I'm playing Dark Souls."
    Sums up the two games pretty well. My God was it satisfying when I realized how to fight like a pro.

  • @w95tv35
    @w95tv35 6 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Anyone else rewatching this before Dark Souls Remastered comes out?

    • @orthodoxy6470
      @orthodoxy6470 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      W95 TV I looked better in that version

  • @djmbubba
    @djmbubba 11 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    This has got to be the most accurate representation of playing this game I've ever seen, its hilarious. Great video.

  • @HalfBloodBrony
    @HalfBloodBrony 8 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    this is the perfect summuation of most playlers first time playing dark souls (if they didnt play demons souls) i rember going through every moment in this episode myself

    • @ItCameFromTheSkyBeLo
      @ItCameFromTheSkyBeLo 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      no... even playing demons souls first this is accurate for me.

  • @Joedaddy42069
    @Joedaddy42069 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I fucking lost it at 4:40
    "Wanna help me slay the boss?"
    "HPPKVJRBRBRLBLFBDBD"

  • @crashcan2583
    @crashcan2583 7 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    "It's like a magnificent father I happened to have to many feelings for.'' You killed me a bit there x)

  • @chariot1668
    @chariot1668 10 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Ready for some J-J-J-JOLLY CO-OPERATION?

  • @MrMadness1
    @MrMadness1 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1090

    Fake, no first time player beats the taurus demon in 30 minutes

    • @SomersKnightSky
      @SomersKnightSky 10 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Define First time

    • @ArinsMind
      @ArinsMind  10 ปีที่แล้ว +295

      i can confirm that this video is indeed fake

    • @JJAB91
      @JJAB91 10 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      I did, I spammed the ladder jump attack.

    • @Gamersbienbenidos
      @Gamersbienbenidos 10 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I beat him the first time, was not hard at all, just used gold pine resine and atack + doge

    • @francolautti
      @francolautti 10 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Dude wtf, if you can't do it it is your problem... well I played demon souls before, because of that I knew that rolling = invulnerable... I went light, the taurs surprised me, one arrow hit me... I rolled, saw the ladder, waited for the obvious thing... to roll away from 1 hit and then climb... kill them and jumped onto the taurus... I mean, the tutorial boss taught you about that... maybe it took me 40 minutes to reach him, but nailed it on 1 try... I can totally say that there are some that you can't do on the first try usually even if you have experience on the previous souls game... for example, capra demon or ornstein and smough if you try to kill ornstein last...

  • @nodopamine6243
    @nodopamine6243 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    10 years later and my first playthrough. Saw a ton of summon signs on the ground in Anor Londo.

  •  8 ปีที่แล้ว +1089

    3:57 me

    • @CidGuerreiro1234
      @CidGuerreiro1234 8 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      4:00 me.

    • @bepbop2346
      @bepbop2346 8 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      1:38 me :)

    • @larsmangold3191
      @larsmangold3191 8 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      5:54 me.

    • @kiroat
      @kiroat 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      +Ha Ha (Apinacoladaman) 7:00 me

    • @therealjlil
      @therealjlil 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +Ayoutuberorsomething Hi -7:77 me

  • @huntersharp9445
    @huntersharp9445 8 ปีที่แล้ว +214

    At 4:20, that is exactly how the game was on Xbox 360.

    • @Ser_Jorah
      @Ser_Jorah 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      +Hunter Sharp Even worse on ps3.

    • @huntersharp9445
      @huntersharp9445 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Derpleton Herpson I know. it's terrible!

    • @DBZHGWgamer
      @DBZHGWgamer 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      No it wasn't...
      There were frame stutters yes, but it wasn't that bad.

    • @huntersharp9445
      @huntersharp9445 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +DBZHGWgamer My game was digital and was an older version of Xbox 360 so it made it worse than newer Xbox 360's

    • @matthewaskins664
      @matthewaskins664 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I wanted to kill myself every time that happened. Caused so many unnecessary deaths.

  • @ookaookaooka
    @ookaookaooka 11 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Welp, that sums that up perfectly.

  • @bilbowagons7932
    @bilbowagons7932 5 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    youtube: alright what should we put in this persons recommended
    *reaches to the way back of the pantry
    ahh here we go

  • @GreatKingIso
    @GreatKingIso 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    This guy is so skilled he got the elite knight set before opening the cell door

  • @Ragazar
    @Ragazar 11 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    Oh..my..god, this is absolutely BRILLIANT!! You are a genius, you have managed to capture the feelings that EVERY Dark Souls player goes through on the first gameplay. Well done sir!

    • @leomurtas2291
      @leomurtas2291 11 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      It's actually impressive that a game made every single player think the same things and feel the same things!

  • @bmombaerts
    @bmombaerts 10 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    Wait... it took you a full 15 or so minutes to go from "beating taurus" to "meeting Solair" ?

    • @TheLastLineLive
      @TheLastLineLive 10 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      got burned by the dragon, so had to run back through there :p

    • @bmombaerts
      @bmombaerts 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      downphoenix
      Well yeah, but that took him a minute

    • @DrMcFly28
      @DrMcFly28 10 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      He got addicted to the soul-farming bridge....

    • @bmombaerts
      @bmombaerts 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      McFly
      That bridge is great if you are missing a handfull of souls to level up.

  • @magnusdarkslayer3012
    @magnusdarkslayer3012 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Solaire's melted helmet cracks me up every time I see it.

  • @MrVulcanator
    @MrVulcanator 8 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    That was my experience for the Capra Demon as well.

    • @Walkingdog1000
      @Walkingdog1000 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I walked into that fog gate thinking there was nothing behind it

    • @ginrodino8542
      @ginrodino8542 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      +Mr. Vulcanator I walked into the fight thinking it was JUST the capra demon. 2 seconds later I was basically yelling "Down boy" at the dogs.

    • @esoteric404
      @esoteric404 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Mr. Vulcanator i've spent countless hours on Demons souls, DS1, DS2, DS2 SOTFS and i've never been as frustrated as i was the first time i fight the capra demon

    • @Baelish-fx7ew
      @Baelish-fx7ew 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      LowKlassIntelekt same. its the tiny space you have to fight him in. and then of course theres the fucking dogs.....

  • @711warlock9
    @711warlock9 10 ปีที่แล้ว +110

    I would do anything for my first playthrough back :(

    • @jokairou489
      @jokairou489 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oh god..... PinkiePie. *twitches*

    • @CapeEniEer
      @CapeEniEer 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ikr

    • @juliet4093
      @juliet4093 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Atreuso Um no offense but, the game is still challenging with a good weapon

    • @711warlock9
      @711warlock9 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Have you played Demon's Souls?

    • @1234wowww
      @1234wowww 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nahr Alma yes

  • @samanthaleavitt06
    @samanthaleavitt06 8 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    This explains dark souls so accurately

  • @jonathonparson5299
    @jonathonparson5299 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    These are my favorite dark souls animation. The voice acting is great too. The part where solaire dies actually made me kinda sad.

  • @Varitus
    @Varitus 10 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    This is possibly the most correct and hilarious representation of Dark Souls I've ever seen :D

    • @zemaumm
      @zemaumm 10 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      El. Psy. Congroo

  • @azure401
    @azure401 10 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Jesus it's scary how accurately this video explains my first play through of the game.

  • @devourerofnuggets
    @devourerofnuggets 10 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I remember how it took me 8 hours before i even got to the gargoyles. There was so much to explore and so many enemies to be killed by.

  • @mrjukeboxparty4563
    @mrjukeboxparty4563 4 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    "Dark souls this games been out for a while” 2020: uhh yeah just a little while

    • @GenosectKingRevived
      @GenosectKingRevived 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      TheTrueMitch This video came out in 2013.

    • @The17Faith
      @The17Faith 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      This is the same reaction when I was playing game .. Ahhh the good old days.

    • @monkeboy121
      @monkeboy121 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      2021... this videos been out a while... a little while

    • @lxdm26
      @lxdm26 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      sup

  • @animangacircle
    @animangacircle 10 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    "It's like a magnificent father I happen to have too many feelings for."
    I died....I just died. XDDD

    • @animangacircle
      @animangacircle 9 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Obsidian Wasp
      NEED HUMANITY

    • @FallenxMalo
      @FallenxMalo 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      The "eye-smoke" after his eyes melted away and the dying feather on his helmet makes it complete....^^

    • @matthewlinus4691
      @matthewlinus4691 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      RIP in piece

  • @bagolbones5997
    @bagolbones5997 10 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Dat Abdomen, best part.
    this pretty much sums up dark souls, love it.

  • @tipsheda
    @tipsheda 11 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    This was too great. Thank you for your contribution to awesomeness, you have been warmly accepted.

  • @NotBadCouldBeBetter
    @NotBadCouldBeBetter 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    I wish more gamers had J-J-Jolly Cooperation.

  • @88Ferro
    @88Ferro 10 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    18 minutes? The first run I played at least 4 hours before I reach taurus demon bridge XD

  • @sol5649
    @sol5649 9 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    PRAISE THE SUN!
    \o/

    • @sol5649
      @sol5649 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      ***** u.u

    • @sol5649
      @sol5649 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      ***** >.>

    • @gman5289
      @gman5289 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Tio Foxy "dont prasie me prasie the sun "
      if i did that wrong im very sorry

    • @OmegaHaster97
      @OmegaHaster97 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Tio Foxy \[T]/

    • @robertchampion9001
      @robertchampion9001 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      \[T]/

  • @Guciom
    @Guciom 10 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    3:24 Ultimate bro moment!

  • @slambotv1334
    @slambotv1334 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    1:36 Why does it take you 14 minutes to walk a few steps from the Drake to Solaire?

    • @ketchup_lube
      @ketchup_lube 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      They fell and died

    • @yoshimallow
      @yoshimallow 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I think it might be closer to *This is how far into the playthrough it is*

  • @rbc13183
    @rbc13183 11 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    Brilliant, and ridiculously accurate too. lol.

  • @derrickkunstmann3699
    @derrickkunstmann3699 10 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Soo true. that was just a comedic version of the truth...

  • @23Kite
    @23Kite 11 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Awesome video. sums up multiplayer, love the ending song

  • @lonetraveler3480
    @lonetraveler3480 5 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    "Dat abdomen."
    SAMEEEE.

    • @BlueSkyBirdies
      @BlueSkyBirdies 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Pffft. Screw the giant flaming spider witch. Check out the abdomen on dat Sun Bro! HE'S A CHONK!! PRAISE THE TUM!!!

  • @EVILOSERUN
    @EVILOSERUN 10 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    i finished the whole game and i was so happy.. then only i found that it was the tutorial :(

  • @cludokizuna4740
    @cludokizuna4740 11 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I lose it everytime I hear "DAMN STRAIGHT".

  • @BeekoBaggins
    @BeekoBaggins 9 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    "i know il invite my friends" *"THAT'S NOT HOW THE GAME WAS MEANT TO BE PLAYED!!"* that always cracks me up even after two years.

    • @CIoudStriker
      @CIoudStriker 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +beeko345 Still did it for Artorias. That guy really gave me Headaches.

  • @romanovergerio2688
    @romanovergerio2688 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    When he said J-J-J-JOLLY CO-OPERATION I lost my mind

  • @Huvpalto
    @Huvpalto 8 ปีที่แล้ว +887

    The voice in intro seemed familiar... was that Vaati?

  • @PheonyxJay
    @PheonyxJay 8 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    3:58 Whenever I am traveling either the Catacombs in DS or the Ithryll Dungeon in DS3

    • @prschorn
      @prschorn 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      the dungeon in DS3, you can pass through it in 30sec, the path is ez pz

    • @twistedgwazi5727
      @twistedgwazi5727 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@prschorn but jailers

  • @mikehunt4618
    @mikehunt4618 8 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    Praise the sun! \[T]/ \[T]/ \[T]/

    • @someguy7703
      @someguy7703 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      \[T]/

    • @orthodoxy6470
      @orthodoxy6470 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Dream of Spring praise the sun 🌞

  • @highonlife7717
    @highonlife7717 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I can’t believe it’s been 10 years. It feels like I saw this come out a few weeks ago.
    This feeling scares bagel man.

  • @reddevil326
    @reddevil326 8 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    45 mins to Solaire?! THAT TOOK ME 3 HOURS!!! :P

    • @abstractawareness2358
      @abstractawareness2358 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Same here! About three hours and a few thousand lost souls. Then I was executed by incineration when I tried to cross the bridge for the first time. Ah Dark Souls, you bring out the masochist in us all.

    • @pareidolia6
      @pareidolia6 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      First playthrough took me around 7 hours to solaire, i have about 80 hours opn my char and still havent beaten the game, but ive beaten the dlc. But on the third game i have 40 hours and im on NG+ already

    • @greatestnoob11
      @greatestnoob11 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +The 16 - Bit Guitarist that dragon was nice to me when I crossed the bridge the first time.

    • @Ivy-pe2wz
      @Ivy-pe2wz 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      First play took me 20 mins :|

    • @MegaPokeman1
      @MegaPokeman1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      RedDevil326 it took me longer but that's only because I was grinding.