I can't make it all out myself but what I can hear is: "What the fuck did you just fucking say about me? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in middle school (?) *something something* secret raids *something something* and I have over 300 confirmed kills and I am trained in guerrilla warfare *something*" I hope that helps.
MengleBengleBangle what? The copypasta misspells it as gorilla warfare. That's why it's either referred to as the navy seal copypasta or gorilla warfare.
Gray Au I got shot by the archer behind. I didn't fall and I was close to the other archer, so he pulled out the sword and swinged it, hitting the wall, and falled. Later Dankstein adn Slamough killed me in 2 seconds.
Gray Au The first WTF was the Taurus demon, the second one was O&S. No, I didn't have problem with the Capra Demon because I managed to kill the dogs fast so I could focus on the boss.
+Seth Hawkins (DownsofFire) The first time I reached that platform with the harpies, I killed all of them and constantly i kept hearing the sound of metal hitting a wall. I thought it was probably a factory complex somewhere insid Anor Londo that was doing that. Then just as I went to pick up a item drop from the harpies, A sword flew out of nowhere and impaled me and killed me. Only in my second attempt did I see the archers perched on the ledge.
Oscar Ivan Stark Balsevich Well yeah if you just farm a shitload of souls any boss can be easy. But the golem? I could kill that golem at SL 1 with a broken straight sword. He's pathetic. Actually the only times I died on him were when I fucked up and rolled of the edge. :D
"Prepare for trouble!" "And make it double!" (God dammit) "To protect the princess from unwanted Invasion" "To slay all Dragons within our nation" "To stop all who enter and make them eat shit" "To never show mercy, not even for a bit" "Ornstein" - "Smoff... or Smoh, Smau maybe? I don't know" :D genius Team Rocket rip-off (with the difference that O+S are stomping you)
Ornstein And Smough were easy for me. Four Kings were also easy on NG but took me a few tries on NG+. Hardest boss was probably Bed Of Chaos because of the crumbling floor
Hang on a sec, Solaire said "Nothing is impossble as long as you praise the sun!". Which means anything is possible... SO WHERE IS MY ARMY OF NAKED GWYNEVERES WIELDING GIANT SWORDS?!
Actually summoning Solair for the Ornstein & Smough Battle in Ng++ put me into trouble, because he was killing smough faster than I was killin Ornstein. :P
In this video it was shown, that the boss fight was very hard, but it is extremly easy with Solair. The other problem is that buffed Ornstein is more difficult to beat than buffed Smough, so when Solair kills Smough before you can kill Ornstein you're going to have a bad time.
mutzikatzi1 ,,buffed Ornstein is more difficult to beat than buffed Smough´´ As I said and actually I said it isn't hard at all with Solair. Did you even read what I have said?
It's often the case SPOILER EXPLANATION There is little point to the story of Dark Souls you must kill 4 Lords and gather their souls to Restore the LordVessel and Offer your Soul (ie your life to the Bonfires) In doing so you assure the undead curse lasts longer, the light in the sky remains and the bonfires continue to burn. Alternatively You can choose not to sacrifice yourself, instead removing all light from the world and bringing in a new age of man. In doing so you unleash a Dark Realm in the land, there will no longer be light in the sky anymore and Places such as Anor Londo will no longer be protected by Gynevere's Light. It does not matter what you do. You're simply a catalyst. You do not save the world, you do not destroy it you simply can choose to allow the Fires burn longer or not. In the end Places such as Anor Londo will Fall (as they do in Dark Souls 3) Amongst other things. Essetionally you either allow the light to last a little longer or you don't. the world you know is doomed to fall regardless of your choice all you can do is make it last a little longer. The fact that your character doesn't completely hollow is something short of a miracle as he truly has no Real Purpose in the land other than to Alleviate the world of some old Lords long forgotten by man. Seath, the four kings, the bed of chaos, Nito. None of them have any true purpose in the world anymore, all you're doing is putting them to rest for good.
3:16 Out of all that I played.... All the challenges I've overcome! No more bosses! No new areas! A MOMENT of triumph! And I'm finally feeling... accomplished! -All of us after beating what may as well be considered the fucking tutorial: O&S.
"Listen son. Some people may say having a job makes you a man. Or finally getting woman pregnant and taking care of a child. Or even perhaps fighting for what you believe in. But son, those are lies for the weak to continue on with their pitiful existence. "The truth is, to be a man, you must brave the brilliant city of Anor Londo and conquer its guardians. Only THEN will you be a man in my eyes!" "Dad, I am 42 with a wife, kids and----" "EXCUSES!!!"
I love how you're into Darksouls well enough to even address how nobody really knows how to pronounce Smough. ^^ Loved this video, I can't wait for Part 3. I demand you make it, or else...
Dude, kudos for making an entire animated series covering every single important point in Dark Souls! This must have taken a long time to make back in the day.
The hype for Darksouls 2 is making me keep coming back to watch DS1 videos. I can't wait for part 3, your content is pure gold ^^. However, take your time, please... Always fear the stress, lest you be devoured by it, and lose yourself. I would hate to see that happen …
This is what Gwynyvere say's in the background before he sings: "what did you say about me you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated at the top of my class in the navy seals. And I've been involved in numerous secret raids on --something I couldn't hear-- and I have over 300 different kills. I am trained in guerrilla warfare and I'm top sniper in the US armed forces."
I liked the part when he sings. How can you not be so happy that you can sing in the presence of such a heavenly blessed beauty who's beauty is so divine?
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Great stuff bro.
I agree
Hey its the cooldude. Could you please react to my comment.
warden Po It’s 6 years old lmao
Bruh
Saw your comment immediately subbed to your channel after looking at your content
"amazing chest ahead" "happiness ahead" "be wary of amazing chest" "try thrusting" well, thats dark souls for you
Ueusdlast Mitsumi they weren’t wrong
And in Demon's Souls "Sticky White Stuff"
"Horse but hole" is top 😁
@Luke Henderson definitely top three
Try tongue but hole
Oh my god.
Is Gwynevere really quoting the guerrilla warfare shit OMG
Yup.
And i have over 300 confirmed kills....
HOLY SHIT XD
I can't make it all out myself but what I can hear is: "What the fuck did you just fucking say about me? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in middle school (?) *something something* secret raids *something something* and I have over 300 confirmed kills and I am trained in guerrilla warfare *something*"
I hope that helps.
MengleBengleBangle what? The copypasta misspells it as gorilla warfare. That's why it's either referred to as the navy seal copypasta or gorilla warfare.
The Anor Londo archer bit was the truest part. Mostly because they can shut you down so hard the first time if you don't know what you're doing.
Gray Au is it bad that i gone past them without getting shot once? they sound like they where supposed to be a bitch
Gray Au I got shot by the archer behind. I didn't fall and I was close to the other archer, so he pulled out the sword and swinged it, hitting the wall, and falled.
Later Dankstein adn Slamough killed me in 2 seconds.
Gray Au The first WTF was the Taurus demon, the second one was O&S. No, I didn't have problem with the Capra Demon because I managed to kill the dogs fast so I could focus on the boss.
+Seth Hawkins (DownsofFire)
The first time I reached that platform with the harpies, I killed all of them and constantly i kept hearing the sound of metal hitting a wall. I thought it was probably a factory complex somewhere insid Anor Londo that was doing that. Then just as I went to pick up a item drop from the harpies, A sword flew out of nowhere and impaled me and killed me. Only in my second attempt did I see the archers perched on the ledge.
+Seth Hawkins (DownsofFire)
I never got past it as I fat roll so I had to cheat somehow
The archer shaking his head had me in stitches
lol was she saying the navy seals copy pasta?
Damn, and only 1 like. Dunno why this is cursed as hell.
@@justapersonz5441 five likes after 6 years
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OH MY GOD. SHE'S SAYING THE NAVY SEALS COPYPASTA. Holy shit you are perfect Arin.
+osibisa tiggre hahaha than you. i was trying to figure out what she was saying
1:10 I find the lack of Black Iron Tarkus disturbing.
The Golem is so easy anyway there's not much point in giving him more hp to get help for him.
Dean Cutler There is a reason. It's 'cause Tarkus is Tarkus. Tripping golems fo' dayz.
Dean Cutler golem was my hardest boss because after him i play pvp and i get million souls. ornstein and smough are easy when you have a lot of hp.
Oscar Ivan Stark Balsevich
Well yeah if you just farm a shitload of souls any boss can be easy. But the golem? I could kill that golem at SL 1 with a broken straight sword. He's pathetic.
Actually the only times I died on him were when I fucked up and rolled of the edge. :D
Oscar Ivan Stark Balsevich ornstein and smough you onnly need a black knight halberd
Wow. You must have one long ass stamina bar to be able to roll down those stairs like that.
Lol, that is a good thought
Definately. Which is probably why he dies so easily.
3:20 notice what gwynevere is saying in the background. Sneaky and hilarious. Kudos.
Its the famous "What the fuck did you just fucking say to me you little shit..." rant.
Someone please type what she said. I couldn't tell.
Godzilla Gaming It's the Navy Seal Copypasta
Why did she say that?
"what the fuck do you fucking want" that's what i heard XD
Wait.. is Gwynevere saying the Navy Seal Gorilla Warfare Meme?
Ain't that the Question.
Oh I know, the reason I asked was because I hadn't heard it in years and didn't recognize it at first.
***** Never heard a retorical question before...
LoneWolfRanger how am I an asshole?
yes indeed she is. B)
3:41
And somewhere beneath the Darkmoon Tomb, Gwyndolin is enjoying a nice musical number and a good laugh ^^
"Prepare for trouble!"
"And make it double!" (God dammit)
"To protect the princess from unwanted Invasion"
"To slay all Dragons within our nation"
"To stop all who enter and make them eat shit"
"To never show mercy, not even for a bit"
"Ornstein" - "Smoff... or Smoh, Smau maybe? I don't know"
:D genius Team Rocket rip-off (with the difference that O+S are stomping you)
***** either way, it's pretty hilarious
Yeah, so much xD
I think, that Orstein would be Jessie and Smouth would be James ( 'Cuz he's more gay-ish in this video)
Smough dont know how to pronounce his own name😂😂😂
1stshockarmy that is my favorite part
Obviously but who tf cares that’s the point :\ it’s a parody
the ornstien and smough part was genius
Prepare for trouble, and make it double.
As was the Silver Knight archers part. That nope face was spot on. xD
+lycan2500 1 such truth, much accuracy
Drake and Josh
ornstien and enough was damn funny
Is that the fucking Navy Seals pasta?
+The Guy Yes it was. lol
When?
yugioh guy During the Gwyn song
Jason Nolet I know now
Why would you call it a pasta?
It's not even close to creepypasta...
Wow... you've outdone yourself on this one Arin. I honestly didn't think they'd be better than the first, I was wrong.
Wow your a blast from the past
I really love the singing part
Heyyyy
Ornstein and Smough as Team Rocket killed me xD
Nice that you found out too
Rulas 0601 No shit
Calem N7 Except Smough is depressed
Wheres meow then ?
@@7272-g3b
What do you mean?
The pussy is just up the elevator.
Ornstein and Smough depicted as Team Rocket is by far the most clever thing I've seen in theese Dark Souls parody videos
ornstein and smough were friking making me rage like hell
but i did beat him after about 2 days
Same lol
Ornstein And Smough were easy for me. Four Kings were also easy on NG but took me a few tries on NG+. Hardest boss was probably Bed Of Chaos because of the crumbling floor
I lucked with 2 summons, Solaire and an other guy. Tee hee
beat them first try
You got me with the Iron Golem, haha. Loved it!
I'm so glad there's going to be more! Praise the Sun! Anything's possible! ... Right?
I love how she was reading the navy seals copy pasta in the background
This needs to be a new cartoon show, this is too funny.
I lost it when the White Knight slowly shook his head.
...Cough...cough....Silver Knight....
Mitchell H actually in the games files they are called white knights
"See that guy over there? Fuck em!"
Fuck the gauntlet to get to that bonefire inside
The funniest thing is that Gwynevere was spouting the "WHAT DID YOU SAY TO ME YOU" marine quote the whole time. I lost it.
its known as the guerrilla warfare copypasta
Navy Seal actually. d:
Seymour Cawk what the fuck ever
SANSational Puns Don't shoot the messenger, dawg. ( ͡ᵔ ͜ʖ ͡ᵔ )
Haha, when Ornstein got stuck in the ground, that resulting "God Dammit" was hilarious.
I wonder what Solaire was yelling when he got butt slammed.
INFINITE AMOUNTS OF UNBEARABLE PAIIIIIIIIN
The Sixth Courier This is correct.
Hang on a sec, Solaire said "Nothing is impossble as long as you praise the sun!".
Which means anything is possible... SO WHERE IS MY ARMY OF NAKED GWYNEVERES WIELDING GIANT SWORDS?!
you must not be praising the sun enough.
Praise. Harder.
@@havelthedeadinside1799 Really though, Gwyn gave Seath that sex dungeon or whatever. It's not *impossible*
I like the idea of Smough sounding like Strong Sad
Also, Gwynevere reciting the "navy seal" copypasta in the background XD
I’ve rewatched the Ornstein and Smough team rocket intro like more than 8 times now and I can’t get enough!
3:15, you forgot to put the orange soapstone marks on the floor of people that say, "Amazing Chest Ahead".
Or "Try holding with both hands" - i'm pretty sure that is one
When I saw that the first time it took me about 10 secs to get it and then i bursted out laughing...
"Try Jumping" was always my favorite.
"Immanent thrusting"
Actually summoning Solair for the Ornstein & Smough Battle in Ng++ put me into trouble, because he was killing smough faster than I was killin Ornstein. :P
And why is this a problem ? ^^
In this video it was shown, that the boss fight was very hard, but it is extremly easy with Solair.
The other problem is that buffed Ornstein is more difficult to beat than buffed Smough, so when Solair kills Smough before you can kill Ornstein you're going to have a bad time.
i know it's hard, i played it
but why put you this in trouble, that solair killed smough faster than you ornstein
mutzikatzi1
,,buffed Ornstein is more difficult to beat than buffed Smough´´ As I said and actually I said it isn't hard at all with Solair.
Did you even read what I have said?
ohhhh sorry, don't see the show more button :D
how does one spoil dark souls. I barely understand why I am fighting at all.
then you are enjoying it correctly
+Brother Laughing lol
can spoil bosses and traps, etc.
It's often the case SPOILER EXPLANATION
There is little point to the story of Dark Souls you must kill 4 Lords and gather their souls to Restore the LordVessel and Offer your Soul (ie your life to the Bonfires) In doing so you assure the undead curse lasts longer, the light in the sky remains and the bonfires continue to burn.
Alternatively You can choose not to sacrifice yourself, instead removing all light from the world and bringing in a new age of man. In doing so you unleash a Dark Realm in the land, there will no longer be light in the sky anymore and Places such as Anor Londo will no longer be protected by Gynevere's Light.
It does not matter what you do. You're simply a catalyst. You do not save the world, you do not destroy it you simply can choose to allow the Fires burn longer or not.
In the end Places such as Anor Londo will Fall (as they do in Dark Souls 3) Amongst other things. Essetionally you either allow the light to last a little longer or you don't. the world you know is doomed to fall regardless of your choice all you can do is make it last a little longer. The fact that your character doesn't completely hollow is something short of a miracle as he truly has no Real Purpose in the land other than to Alleviate the world of some old Lords long forgotten by man. Seath, the four kings, the bed of chaos, Nito. None of them have any true purpose in the world anymore, all you're doing is putting them to rest for good.
+The Twilicane (MrRexel14) so in short... kill more bosses.
"Nothing is impossible when you praise the *smash!"
2:35 the face on Solaire's sun
"WHAT IS IT EREN?" hahah
I just love how accurate these are haha.
would have been funny if tarkus walked up and literally flipped the giant over the edge.
I just realized that Gwynevere was reciting the Navy Seals copypasta.
1:46
what everyone thinks at first
1:52
*almost silence* no...
Need a part three
3:16 Out of all that I played.... All the challenges I've overcome! No more bosses! No new areas! A MOMENT of triumph! And I'm finally feeling... accomplished!
-All of us after beating what may as well be considered the fucking tutorial: O&S.
Jesse Cruz So damn true.
If you listen closely to Gwynevere, she is saying the navy seal copypasta.
of course
What is she saying?
thats the funniest part dude omg
What the fuck did you just say about me you little shit? Thats what i only heard.
The fucking marine copypasta
Back Flipping Havel The Rock Hard Gwynevere
I lost it when Gwynevere was saying the Navy Seal copypasta in the background. Glorious
Anor Londo
Where noobs become pros.
"Listen son. Some people may say having a job makes you a man. Or finally getting woman pregnant and taking care of a child. Or even perhaps fighting for what you believe in. But son, those are lies for the weak to continue on with their pitiful existence.
"The truth is, to be a man, you must brave the brilliant city of Anor Londo and conquer its guardians. Only THEN will you be a man in my eyes!"
"Dad, I am 42 with a wife, kids and----"
"EXCUSES!!!"
JacobWhoDrawsComix
lol none of ds2 is worthy ether
Anal Rodeo is the only true test of skill.
Anor londo where your inner rage consumes you
That one Pug
And/or Londo is by far the best part of the game.
WHERE IS DARK SAUCE PART 3 !? IT'S BEEN WHOLE HOUR SINCE PART 2 WAS OUT!
***** 14 HOURS!
THIS GUY SUCKS, UNSUB, HE DOES NOT CARE ABOUT HIS FANS!
Day 3: Still waiting. I am starting to lose faith...
7 days >:x he musta died. Lol
Epic Fail Productions He probably went hollow...
I love how Gwynevere is saying that old cut&paste youtube comment about the marine
Ornstein!
Smoff...
I fucking lost it
You could have gotten Tarkus to stop invading Hell for a few minutes to help you.
***** I did not know that Tarkus was the ancestor of Doomguy.
...
Or maybe they're the same person? O:
Darqfalls Doomguy never had a problem with gravity, unlike Tarkus.
Kromgar Tarkus didn't have any problems, he simply decided to jump off the rafters and invade hell
he knew the armor and weapons were making it to easy for him so he beat the game with a unupgraded broken sword
The iron golem was adorable. :3
I love how you're into Darksouls well enough to even address how nobody really knows how to pronounce Smough. ^^
Loved this video, I can't wait for Part 3.
I demand you make it, or else...
I died at the pokesmaug part. Genius.
Gwynevere saying that copypasta was truly a wonderful thing. I'll never see her the same way.
Gwynevere "what the fuck did you just say about me?" x)
+saedt Right? Fucking lost it, man. That's the best application of that tired copypasta I've ever seen.
Ornstein and Smough as Team Rocket is too great.
It was worth the wait ^-^
3:14 Amazing chest ahead.
Yeah in old times was have like 20 of those messages around bonefire there -.-
Praise the sun!
Weakness:Thrusting
stormer678 I just choked on my tea
CoGears
weakness: but hole (in dark souls 2)
it's painfull to see how true these Dark sauces are...
"Good to see you Sunbro! I missed you..."
AAAAWWWWWWW
"Balancing on those bridges to get here was harder than fighting you."
Truer words have never been spoken.
I BEG OF YOU ... PART 3 ???? :( pleaaaase !!
"I have over 300 confirmed kills" XD
lol the Anor Londo Archer was the best
...did that lady just go through the "nice nodded pistol kid" speech.... Damn.
the part where gwynevere is reciting that spam comment is pretty amazing.
Amazing chest ahead
1:39-1:55
The summary of the Soul series right there in these few seconds
xD when the knight shakes his head lol, and then O&S LOL
dark sauce part 3 pleaseeeeee
Dude, kudos for making an entire animated series covering every single important point in Dark Souls! This must have taken a long time to make back in the day.
I've seen this like half a dozen times and have never focused on gwynevere's speech till now, that's a good meme you got there
The hype for Darksouls 2 is making me keep coming back to watch DS1 videos. I can't wait for part 3, your content is pure gold ^^.
However, take your time, please...
Always fear the stress, lest you be devoured by it, and lose yourself.
I would hate to see that happen …
*hollowed groans and garbles*
At least for the consoles, it's already out, but as a PC gamer... xD
thecreator625 PC gamer be like..... :,( "Why?"
Zane Zeulner out now!
Exphiser
I'm loving it so far o/ awww yissss
can't wait for the next part :D
No matter how many times I watch these they make me laugh. Hope there's a third one.
The team Rocket intro for Ornstein and Goldstein was so unexpected
the way smough said "prepare for trouble" made me die
The navy seal pasta took me off guard, good job.
The silver knight scene had me rolling,well done arin,well done.*claps*
OMFG IM REWATCHING THIS, AND GWYENEVRE WAS SAYING THE MEME WITH THE OVER 300 CONFIRMED KILLS THREAT AHAHHAHAHAHHAHA
+FaZe jew
dafuq's wrong with you? Cheap bait there, son
+FaZe jew what's your problem?!
That silver knight archer bit just kills me. That bit with Frampt licking his lips, followed by the guy's horrified realization is a close second.
Literally one of the best high-quality animation series on TH-cam great job dude really enjoy watching your vids while doing school work
Am I the only person here that lost his shit when the black knight was na bra
tyler Silver.
Hah! Getting past the archers was easy!
*hides poison arrows*
No sens? It's like the biggest bullshit this game throws at you. Tons of comedy gold :D
7 years later and i still love these. You should make more.
The Team Rocket intro for Ornstein and Smaugh was literally the greatest thing ever.
You forgot the part where Solaire throws Sunlight spear at Ornstein. And does literally nothing else.
Yeahh if anything he's just nice bait to keep one of them busy.
or better u forgot the part where u summon solaire, going into the boss fight, and solaire comming with u, fighting the giants o.O
Even though Solaire's AI is a dumbass. I couldn't portray him as stupid. He's too cute.
WeLoveToEntertain LP Let's just assume our hero killed the giants (and Silver Knight Archer) after his first death, before he summons Solaire.
gwynevere confirmed for a navy seal
Gwynevere is an internet troll.
I mean,sitting around all day, probably not much else to do with your time.
Pretending to be a pretty big boobies girl
GitGud Wow...does that mean she's a catfish, too?
Indeed.
I'm still crying.. No Dark Sauce PART 4 or Dark Sauce 2 parody yet...
2:00 just gets me every time.
2:43 dat face on the shield
Iron Golem seems quite accurate
really!? he really did pwned me alot
Watayuki Kimihyra Gotta have Tarkus tank him, Tarkus is a badass
Tomha Tarkus is better than us in combat.
Poor guy has problems with sensitive footwork though.
ok then will try out his legs....last time was try spaming lighting spear at him
1:47
You just had to remind everyone, didn't you?
i love how solaires helmet is still melted from the first episode haha
It stays that way the WHOLE SERIES dude talk about character consistency
Wow, He really is an amazing singer!
This is what Gwynyvere say's in the background before he sings:
"what did you say about me you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated at the top of my class in the navy seals. And I've been involved in numerous secret raids on --something I couldn't hear-- and I have over 300 different kills. I am trained in guerrilla warfare and I'm top sniper in the US armed forces."
GorillaWarfare.txt
"over 300 confirmed* kills".
what the fuck did you just come to say about me
is the first sentence.
I liked the part when he sings. How can you not be so happy that you can sing in the presence of such a heavenly blessed beauty who's beauty is so divine?
Amazing Chest Ahead
Teddy0095 +1
I feel bad for the Iron Golem
Smof: Prepare for trouble. Ournstein: and make it double. (Crashes trough the floor) aaaawe damnit.
The ornstein and smough team rocket like bit at 2:02 is awesome
2:22 I'm dying hahahah