Yep exactly 💯 I gotta watch Colbert, Jimmy Kimmel, Seth Myers and the Daily Show every night just to maintain my sanity in this chaotic time in the US and around the world 👍
This lawsuit from Trump reminds me of a joke from the PBS cartoon Arthur: Francine/Trump: "That makes me so mad!" Arthur/Selzer: "But you just won." Francine/Trump: "I should have won by more!"
Maybe Kamala Harris would have a better basis for suing the Iowa poll. The fact that she isn’t suing tells you everything you need to know about Trump.
Everyone has decided to forget that every corporate media outlet lied before the election. Neck and neck! Too close to call!! Less than one point difference!!
The collective silence of the audience when he asked if anyone had money in the stock market speaks VOLUMES about the state of our economy and who it actually works for.
It's not hard to make money in the stock market... just let T Rowe Price figure it out for you. All that's required is for you to save up a chunk (a few thousand) Then, have the guts to leave it there, watching the fluctuations... But, with Dementia Jeeezus Chump throwing us under every possible bus, it might be a lot more interesting this time.😂
We must demand that the DEMS, Biden and Harris FINALLY MAN UP and ENFORCE the Constitution's Fourteenth Amendment barring insurrectionist Trump from office! Biden can use his expanded powers given to him by SCOTUS who intended them for Trump, to DETAIN, HOLD ACCOUNTABLE AND REPLACE the rogue justices who are insurrectionists, receipients of bribery, sex offenders and perjurers!!!! Then there is the matter of the MINIMUM DUE DILLIGENCE of the DEMS to do a recount and start an investigation into the stolen election, or goes anyone here ACTUALLY believe that the MAGA wet dream of Trump winning ALL swing atates, the popular vote and the trifecta is legit???? What happened to „When we fight - we win?????“
The stock market and grocery prices are completely different things and are often affected by different factors. Stocks are much more volatile and prone to fluctuation. It’s just not an apt comparison.
The only way America is going to get through the dark days of the next Four years is with the Healing Humor the brave men of The Strike Force Five provide!Thank you Stephen, Seth, Jimmy, Jimmy & John and to all of those at home and at work that Support and Inspire their delivery of Healing Humor! 🙏🏻🤣❤️☮️🇺🇸
The jails should serve a Trump Club Sandwich. A trump club sandwich consists of toasted white bread, it's full of baloney and spam with Russian dressing and a small pickle on the side. A tiny mushroom head will costan extra $130K.
Yes that's true BUT added to that, Frump once said "the economy always does better under a Democrat." There's more. Being an economics major I did research on the fluctuation of poverty in the USA over the past 50 years [Non-partisan government statistics]. I then happened to align those fluctuations with who was President over the same period and I found that when a Republican is president poverty increases and then decreases when a Democrat takes the helm. Are you surprised? What does surprise ME though is that poverty stricken lifetime Republican voters STILL vote Republican. There's no end to their stupidity. Oh yes, Donnie Diapers never actually voted Republican by the way. He even supported Bill Clinton's campaign.
@@markgeorge5536Democrats ALWAYS have to clean up the mess after a republican administration! This upcoming republican administration will be the most difficult to clean up. We ain't seen nothing yet!
People::: “HEY! Fellow Americans, can we all just acknowledge that we’re ALLLLL being had by the health insurance industry”?!? “Have you noticed that the REAL problems we have are rich grifters vs. poor?” Govt::: “oh look! Drones! Maybe aliens! Orbs!!!”
It’s funny how trump sues a poll all because he didn’t like it but continues to grape about everything else he’s like five year old who doesn’t like anything
@@astounded He is announcing his plans that were hidden while he was running fro POTUS. They hear prices are going up, stock goes down. It's the trump affect.
They An insurrection, but it wasn’t. It was purposely used because they knew and Lawfare to take and get him on that in the video as proof as he said not to do that not the version you saw and this problem, bot There is no way this man has Nielsen ratings of less than 100,000 views that these are real comments
Social media sites are to blame anything that happens is a conspiracy they do it for hit for money that's what it's all about some do anything for money
I love how all of his morons are walking the halls of the White House and going into Congress and the Senate and telling people what they’re going to do they haven’t even taken office yet and most of them haven’t even been certified in the department that he’s nominated them for. Plus, that moron musk has a make-believe department that will never be sanction by the government. But yet they’re Letting him basically run the show.
Literally they need to be sued everyday for the serious damage they do in leading God fearing Christian people into the morass of lies that are pitting Christian against non Christian. That is not the way of true Christianity. True Christianity welcomes all people and embraces them in hopes that they will come to know Christ one day and in so doing receive God’s saving grace.
@@yasuke1280too bad he's your next prez.... still gonna blame scary brown ppl for your problems?... looking forward to the empty shelves again?.. the supply chain shortages?.. spiked inflation?
If they got the return pod, they should just come back and let NASA deal with replacements. Guarantee they'll step it up to prevent the space station from de-orbiting.
Party City? I thought they went out of business years ago. Back in 2017 they were going to open a store in Eureka, California. They bought an empty former grocery store (that went bankrupt) building with plans to remodel it. While doing the remodeling, they ran out of money so it was put on hold. When the crew was notified, they just stopped working and went home. One part of the crew had been working on the sign. The incomplete sign read... "Pa ity." A few months later work resumed and the store finally opened, almost a year after it was originally supposed to. They did well for the month or so, but after that they had so few customers that they closed about six months later. _I wonder if they had a Pa ity Party?_
3:54 She realizes that drones use propellers to stay aloft and move about, right? And that propellers need air to interact with to work, and space has a distinct lack of air in which to work off of? I am not sure if she is manipulating people's fears in order to lead them by the nose politically, or if she is just a first-class fool... bless her heart. Edit: 9:28 So who wants to make any bets on Florida being on fire before the end of January? ...I mean more on fire than usual.
Oh, they're gonna get blipped. History tells us that 2 years of ridiculous growth very likely leads to major corrections. Like... 50% losses, corrections.
The devil doesn't come preaching satanism, he'll come in the name of God, but will fool his followers until he declares that he was actually God the whole time.
No, it's just correcting itself a bit. The stock market will boom under Trump while the economy goes into the crapper. The stock market is a good indicator of where the wealth of the hard worker goes when the working class is milked for its money.
When I first heard about the drones, I could only think of the Dick van Dyke Show and the episode where there was a toy spaceship being worked on by some inventor hoping for a Christmas toy. It seemed to say "Sonny Tupps", but was meant to say, "Merry Christmas!"
On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me Twelve drummers drumming, Eleven pipers piping, Ten lords a-leaping, Nine ladies dancing, Eight maids a-milking, Seven swans a-swimming, Six geese a-laying, Five golden rings, Four calling birds, Three French hens, Two turtle doves, And a partridge in a pear tree
I thank the Lord for Stephen Colbert who adds a sense of joy to my day.
I thank Dumbledore for creating Colbert!
Me too! He makes me smile & laugh!
who is bangin nancy mace. she's too old for gaetz. these ARE the important questions.
Me 2
Some days are just too hard to handle alone
@@amsterdam9290 🤗
These are not spy drones, spy drones would turn their lights out.
😂😂😂😂😂
Unless they were to distract aircraft from the drones without lights or flying high up
stop with your logic
Weird how these “drones “ only fly at night…
Most of them aren't even drones. They're normal planes and aircraft and people are stupid.
My day isn’t complete without Stephen’s monologue. Thank you to all the staff and writers.
My morning starts with it, greetings from Europe 😁
Yep exactly 💯 I gotta watch Colbert, Jimmy Kimmel, Seth Myers and the Daily Show every night just to maintain my sanity in this chaotic time in the US and around the world 👍
so no complete saturdays?
what happens to all these incomplete days?
You have low standards. Seth is the reference.
@@mazdarex7 Then go watch Seth?
In Colorado they put on a tremendous drone holiday light show. New Jersey hasnt figured out how to sync with the music.
That was my thought...right now they're practicing...hopefully...for a XMAS SHOW! I don't live near those states so I might miss it!
Anyone know if the Stone Mountain Laser Show down in Georgia still going on?
@@MySkyflyergo there and wave hands
This lawsuit from Trump reminds me of a joke from the PBS cartoon Arthur:
Francine/Trump: "That makes me so mad!"
Arthur/Selzer: "But you just won."
Francine/Trump: "I should have won by more!"
Right?
Dude. You won. Stfu.
Yawnnnnn
I will not leave Americans behind. The border is secure.
@@laryjohnson5736 what's yur point? trump already left americans behind last time.
He's such a Cry Baby ..
❤❤AMERICA 🇺🇸 LOVES STEPHEN COLBERT...😊😊
King of late night comedy 🤴
Well said ❤🥰
Nice show once again you hit the highlight of my day Mr. Colbert. Thanks for the laughs.
I would not have made it through the Trump years without him and Kimmel
Stephen and his crew are great Americans. Tragically, these type of rational men are not, at best, a majority.
You mean great woke trash.
He acted like he was going to call out Trump like abc refused to, and then refused to in turn. Colbert capitulated . He is just another coward.
Not only were Bachman Turner Overdrive - taking care of business - but they were warning us that we ain't seen nothin' yet !!!
Best comment.
🤣
They were workin' overtime.
Maybe Kamala Harris would have a better basis for suing the Iowa poll. The fact that she isn’t suing tells you everything you need to know about Trump.
Everyone has decided to forget that every corporate media outlet lied before the election. Neck and neck! Too close to call!! Less than one point difference!!
He is deranged. He is suing when it worked in his favor.
Cope😂
@@BooksForever Goon Tube blocked my response
@@yasuke1280 FAFO
Watching from the Philippines. Highlight of my day!
Tang and Space Food Sticks!!! Yep, those were in our kitchen in the 1960s. Funny to hear about them again. Oh my, how my mom let us eat so much crap.
Tang was the coolest.
We all had tang 😂 it's what the astronauts drank 😂
0:40 Trumpenomics is coming back for all of our money this time. Voting has consequences. Get ready for the real pain to begin next month.
the NEXT 4 YEARS will be wasted. bank on it.
I took all my money out of the stock market a couple weeks ago. Experts say Trump will put us in a recession. Trust experts.
Not buying the hype about Fartcoin. Sounds like a lot of hot air to me.
Underrated comment.👍
ehhhhhh
Agreed. Something smells rotten there.... 😀
I agree, Jeffrey. It doesn't pass the smell test.
He's just tooting his own horn.
"Speaking of the sky....space! *The sky's dad.* " 🤔 Ha! I'm in. Whoever wrote that joke, my compliments.
Yeah, I guess that was relatively jocular??
We thought Florida was weird before lol frustration and meth
We have VPNs so we'll get around the bans.
The collective silence of the audience when he asked if anyone had money in the stock market speaks VOLUMES about the state of our economy and who it actually works for.
It's not hard to make money in the stock market... just let T Rowe Price figure it out for you. All that's required is for you to save up a chunk (a few thousand)
Then, have the guts to leave it there, watching the fluctuations...
But, with Dementia Jeeezus Chump throwing us under every possible bus, it might be a lot more interesting this time.😂
It REALLY did. Colbert is stinking rich, he needs to remember that he is in the top 0.1%.
@@karenneill9109 He isn't even one of the "rich" who make the REAL money in the markets. Not even close.
@ Wild, isn’t it? He’s in the top 0.1%, he should be considered extremely wealthy. Shows you how steep that graph is, eh?
@@karenneill9109 He worked his way up.
And workin’ overtime!
Work out!
Dow Jones dropped for ONE reason: The orange felon and his feckless foragers of mayhem.
Dow is 30 stocks. Only old farts dore on it.
He took credit for the stock market highs when he was campaigning but now he'll blame Biden and democrats.....
I remember when president elects kept their big mouth's shut until they were in office.
@@flyrobin2544Right?
that was good, but come on we can go harder on the alliteration.
feckless foragers of felonious f*ckery!
Wonder if it’s because the orange guy is coming in. He’s a poor loser and worse winner
And he’s your next president ya clown.
Yes it is
Agree 💯.... Yes!!
But thank god he is a winner
@@Rowsy91 you won't feel that way in about a yr
Don’t kid yourself, folks.
Stephen is right.
1938 has arrived.
American Fuhrer -
Oh well; Those of us who don't make will be free from the freak show.
We must demand that the DEMS, Biden and Harris FINALLY MAN UP and ENFORCE the Constitution's Fourteenth Amendment barring insurrectionist Trump from office! Biden can use his expanded powers given to him by SCOTUS who intended them for Trump, to DETAIN, HOLD ACCOUNTABLE AND REPLACE the rogue justices who are insurrectionists, receipients of bribery, sex offenders and perjurers!!!! Then there is the matter of the MINIMUM DUE DILLIGENCE of the DEMS to do a recount and start an investigation into the stolen election, or goes anyone here ACTUALLY believe that the MAGA wet dream of Trump winning ALL swing atates, the popular vote and the trifecta is legit???? What happened to „When we fight - we win?????“
pfft...... i dont want to continue this like brittish people do
all this feels like mr bean..... and i want it to be more like Batman..
Herr trump 🍄
The Dow dropped? I thought someone said it is hard to bring down things that are up. Maybe they need to try harder to bring the prices down
The stock market and grocery prices are completely different things and are often affected by different factors. Stocks are much more volatile and prone to fluctuation. It’s just not an apt comparison.
@@nikig2382But, I go to the grocery store to gamble every week!
Lottery.....
@@nikig2382 sarcasm meet nikig nikig meet sarcasm
@@nikig2382Sarcasm missed you on that one.
“Where do they come from, where do they go? Where do they come from, cotton-eyed Drone?” 😂
😂
The drones are from the inner space between Nancy Mace's ears.
nancy the skirtlifter? that one?
The only way America is going to get through the dark days of the next Four years is with the Healing Humor the brave men of The Strike Force Five provide!Thank you Stephen, Seth, Jimmy, Jimmy & John and to all of those at home and at work that Support and Inspire their delivery of Healing Humor!
🙏🏻🤣❤️☮️🇺🇸
May they not face censorship, "the likes we've never seen before." 😕
Brace for the coming Trumpflation!
FAFO trump voters. Lol
The jails should serve a Trump Club Sandwich.
A trump club sandwich consists of toasted white bread, it's full of baloney and spam with Russian dressing and a small pickle on the side.
A tiny mushroom head will costan extra $130K.
Absolutely love it.
These DJ Average drops always occur when a Republican is elected.
I see an ex friend of mine raved about the market going up when he won and taking credit for it. Now it's Biden's fault. Stupid people abundant! 😅
Yes that's true BUT added to that, Frump once said "the economy always does better under a Democrat." There's more. Being an economics major I did research on the fluctuation of poverty in the USA over the past 50 years [Non-partisan government statistics]. I then happened to align those fluctuations with who was President over the same period and I found that when a Republican is president poverty increases and then decreases when a Democrat takes the helm. Are you surprised? What does surprise ME though is that poverty stricken lifetime Republican voters STILL vote Republican. There's no end to their stupidity. Oh yes, Donnie Diapers never actually voted Republican by the way. He even supported Bill Clinton's campaign.
@@markgeorge5536Democrats ALWAYS have to clean up the mess after a republican administration! This upcoming republican administration will be the most difficult to clean up. We ain't seen nothing yet!
Something stinks about that fartcoin.
"Isn't it past your jailtime."
Gold Jimmy, Pure Gold.
The only thing better than Stephen Colbert? Stephen Colbert on helium.
@@adamchristopher6917 🎈
I don’t know why you’re clapping! This is a tragedy! 😂
I find that Jimmy Kimmel has better writers. But Steven is funny too.
Trump is exactly the type of person you'd expect to be a sore winner
Make sure to enjoy the last Christmas before Donnie does his Orange Grinch impersonation next year...
You mean the same thing he's already been doing his entire life?
@@laryjohnson5736 Still inside your rabbit hole! I guess you cannot fix stupid!
Is English your second language?@@laryjohnson5736
Misery is your collective present for electing Trump.
@@rowredround7206 We already have misery with brandon as well as millions of ILLEGAL ALIENS and now drones.
People::: “HEY! Fellow Americans, can we all just acknowledge that we’re ALLLLL being had by the health insurance industry”?!?
“Have you noticed that the REAL problems we have are rich grifters vs. poor?”
Govt::: “oh look! Drones! Maybe aliens! Orbs!!!”
😂
Congrats, you cracked the code. News realized the narrative of the rich clutching their pearls wasn't well received by the average American
The fur may hit the fan before the inauguration... 🇨🇦
Unfortunately, that's probably what Trump wants.
@el7jake I think you're right, Miel. He probably IS doing it on purpose. 🤔
🎶... This is why, I won't-be-home... For Christmas...🎶
@@MadDragon75 Good one! 🎸🪗
S*** hits the fan..
Fur flies..
And mooses destroy
It’s funny how trump sues a poll all because he didn’t like it but continues to grape about everything else he’s like five year old who doesn’t like anything
He’s only happy when he’s miserable
Yes, like Mikey in the life cereal comercials back in the 70's.
...I remember Space Food Sticks. They were all the rage in the 60s.
What did those taste like? 😮😮
@@MySkyflyer f'in awful, chew-sticks
@@MySkyflyerdon’t know. Bet you could serve them with Tang
@@MySkyflyerSpace!
Fartcoin... what the hell happened to human civilization???
I thought he was going to mine one Fartcoin 🪙 on stage
Effin crypto dudebros ruined it.
I blame Nixon.
crypto currency.
Hot air rises
0:43 Bachman Turner Overdrive may have been Takin' Care of Business back then, but buckle up 'cause You Ain't Seen Nothin' Yet. 😁
(applause)
😂😂😂 Good one!
Drum sting.
Stephen 5:30 singing a lot more recently in his monologues is nice to hear
So is Trump going to take credit for the stock market dropping, he takes credit whenever it goes up.
They heard he got elected.
Everything bad is someone else's fault' "Accountability; We don't need no stinking accountability"
Nein.
@@astounded He is announcing his plans that were hidden while he was running fro POTUS. They hear prices are going up, stock goes down. It's the trump affect.
Nyet
Our constitution states that no insurrectionist shall ever hold office again. Call your representatives and tell them to uphold the constitution.
They An insurrection, but it wasn’t. It was purposely used because they knew and Lawfare to take and get him on that in the video as proof as he said not to do that not the version you saw and this problem, bot There is no way this man has Nielsen ratings of less than 100,000 views that these are real comments
That's why they all deny it was an insurrection
The constitution is officially mute. Trump's America doesn't have constitutional protections.
Constitution also says no one can hold office of president more than twice. Not consecutive, just plain twice. As in, one there and once here.
@@jandrews6254 Dump said he won 3 times, that means he can't hold office any more.
The world has gone mad .
Nope, just US.
Social media sites are to blame anything that happens is a conspiracy they do it for hit for money that's what it's all about some do anything for money
Hey! You called that guy "president" and you weren't talking about Joe Biden. I am so sick of everybody acting like trump is president when he's not!
It's only days...I know you are still hoping. 👍
I love how all of his morons are walking the halls of the White House and going into Congress and the Senate and telling people what they’re going to do they haven’t even taken office yet and most of them haven’t even been certified in the department that he’s nominated them for. Plus, that moron musk has a make-believe department that will never be sanction by the government. But yet they’re Letting him basically run the show.
Same. He's currently President-elect, not President.
@@flyrobin2544miracles can happen.
It’s Jersey, we got a situation heaa
I LOVE this low key Stephen focused on everything except politics
Wow fox news should be sued every day lol
Literally they need to be sued everyday for the serious damage they do in leading God fearing Christian people into the morass of lies that are pitting Christian against non Christian. That is not the way of true Christianity. True Christianity welcomes all people and embraces them in hopes that they will come to know Christ one day and in so doing receive God’s saving grace.
Personally I’d take scary Joe over crazy chopper talk Donald 😏
Too bad trump is your next prez😂
@@yasuke1280you laugh now, but he might be YOUR ONLY pres. LoLz.
@@yasuke1280too bad he's your next prez.... still gonna blame scary brown ppl for your problems?... looking forward to the empty shelves again?.. the supply chain shortages?.. spiked inflation?
@@JemieBridges 🥱 get off the fear porn son.
@ nope got one wrong
Have none of these government people heard of VPNs - blocking the internet is so redundant
Floridians dont
Gaetz chicken is cooked!
We love your show stephen colbert
6:45 AH yes, the classic crime of "having a preference in a presidential election...."
Can we send Trump and Vance as replacements?
Tulsi and Pete h instead.
Trump side kick, Elinia and first lady also needs to go.
I can't wait for these 4yrs to be over.
So dTrump can run for a third term ? While the mouth breathing dipshits of 'merca to vote him in
What makes you think this will last only four years? MAGA wants a one-party state...
Can we STOP talking about the ridiculous drones?! I'm ALMOST as sick of that as I am with trump & his goons.
Lights in the sky and a swamp on earth :/
You need to get your priorities straight. A fascist running the whitehouse and people talking about drones aren't even comparable.
Grow up.
So embarrassing...
I bet all the people affected most by the pornhub law are the lawmakers themselves
Yep. Wait and see the kids go nuts over tik tok thing.
In Poland, people say: It's small but crazy.:)
This is what happens when you privatize the Space Missions, Space Farce.
I will happily live on the ISS for the next 4 years!
Just trust some European country will pick you up.
How about you just move to Canada
@@NN91350euro trash will pick anything up 😮
@@NN91350 Not so sure; Americans have the reputation at this point of having too much of the crazy.
If they got the return pod, they should just come back and let NASA deal with replacements. Guarantee they'll step it up to prevent the space station from de-orbiting.
If you see drones in the sky that's where the fly !
Yeah, it's those subterranean flying drones you REALLY need to worry about. Good one.
I don't have the energy for 4 more years of incompetence.
We'll muddle through.... along with our government 🤷🏽♂️
@@evangonzalez2245 You think so? I dont. I think Trump is going to end America as we know it. Its what was elected to do, after all.
"A three hour tour, a three hour tour..."
Good one!
Unseen mysteries of the hidden secrets makes me laugh and smile. Thanks
2:47
"No.. no, Sir. When we said "Go 'Dark Brandon'...", we ment..."
Party City? I thought they went out of business years ago. Back in 2017 they were going to open a store in Eureka, California. They bought an empty former grocery store (that went bankrupt) building with plans to remodel it. While doing the remodeling, they ran out of money so it was put on hold. When the crew was notified, they just stopped working and went home. One part of the crew had been working on the sign. The incomplete sign read...
"Pa ity."
A few months later work resumed and the store finally opened, almost a year after it was originally supposed to. They did well for the month or so, but after that they had so few customers that they closed about six months later.
_I wonder if they had a Pa ity Party?_
Scotland loves Stephen Colbert. Yer pure magic. 😊🇺🇲🏴🇺🇲🏴💙💙💙
Right before noon here in Banda Aceh, Indonesia when this video is uploaded. It's great to see you, Stephen!
❤ Indonesia 🇮🇩 greetings from Los Angeles. CA. 🇺🇸 🌎
Sounds like an interesting part of the world to live in! 🌎
0:30 "Dow"llars was right there Stephen
3:30 Nancy Mace looks like a wax doll.
She's working on the "closing time barfly" look. I think she nailed it!
She spent so much money and time getting the TrumpWoman Look - and all for nothing. Maybe that’s why she’s so crazy and mean?
I WAS THINKING OF JANET JACKSON WITH THE WARDROBE MALFUNCTION🤣
Karma finally got to him hehehe
It'll just be so nice when trumpty is history...
Yeah, like it's so nice that hitler is history.
3:54
She realizes that drones use propellers to stay aloft and move about, right? And that propellers need air to interact with to work, and space has a distinct lack of air in which to work off of?
I am not sure if she is manipulating people's fears in order to lead them by the nose politically, or if she is just a first-class fool... bless her heart.
Edit: 9:28
So who wants to make any bets on Florida being on fire before the end of January?
...I mean more on fire than usual.
Not even a blip for private equity firms
Oh, they're gonna get blipped. History tells us that 2 years of ridiculous growth very likely leads to major corrections. Like... 50% losses, corrections.
They'll just lay off more people to compensate.
@@rgarito The sans culottes' numbers shall increase.
I was so glad that last night S refused to talk about the president elect.
Thank you dad
Imagine Dump schooling America on election integrity and honesty. 🙄
@@laryjohnson5736 Fascist, racist, evil, or just stupid? You have to be at least one for what you are.
@@laryjohnson5736 ???????????????????????????? Now define '"false equivalence "
@@laryjohnson5736
“You think I’m bad for America?” - Sean Hannity
@@laryjohnson5736dunce
@@laryjohnson5736 Oh my, one day you'll come out of your rabbit hole.
Conservatives: We're not allowed to say Merry Christmas!
Also conservatives: you're not allowed to call a rapist a rapist!
Hypocrite is their middle name 🙄
The devil doesn't come preaching satanism, he'll come in the name of God, but will fool his followers until he declares that he was actually God the whole time.
Colbert acted like he was going to call out Trump like abc refused to, and then refused to in turn. Colbert capitulated . He is just another coward.
They’re insufferable!
Umm u have no idea
The stock market is collapsing because Trump is coming in. The opposite of what he states 😂
We could see that coming......at least about HALF of us could!!! 🙄🙄
yep, he breaks things, just ask melania about married life. LOL!
Ah Biden is leaving it how he started it, how beautiful 😂
No, it's just correcting itself a bit. The stock market will boom under Trump while the economy goes into the crapper. The stock market is a good indicator of where the wealth of the hard worker goes when the working class is milked for its money.
Early bird gets the Colbert
Sue trump over Alex Smirnoff and his lies
I want to sue him for the stress & anxiety he brings me daily!!!!!!
I would like to congratulate Louis Cato on his acquisition of a new Jack White Signature Fender Triplecaster! What a guitar!
Well, of course if we don't know what it is it MUST be aliens! 👽
🤭 Don't tell my secrets, I have their attention.
You are on fire Sir 🔥🔥🤣
This drone panic only highlights that Americans are getting more stupid as the years go on. It's embarrassing really
Since induction of social media I’m finding out how stupid people are in the masses it’s kinda scary
@cyyrious agree
'Florida man' is going to get a hole new meaning in 14 days...
Floridians will no longer get a pop-up😂🤣😂🤣
America loves these people who love Stephen Colbert
I am going to miss Joe Biden so much.
Surging Fartcoin becomes Shartcoin.
Now I have Journey stuck in my head! OhhhwhaoooohOOOOHHHHH
Hot air rises. 💨
$FARTCOIN
In Buckaroo Bonzai, the aliens actually say with a subtitled line "This is not the Eighth Dimension. This is New Jersey."
Thank you for that reference 😘
7:20 NO! Stephen you cannot make jokes like this and you should SHAME ABC for settling and apologizing to that scum!!
Florida will see a surge in VPN subscriptions
When I first heard about the drones, I could only think of the Dick van Dyke Show and the episode where there was a toy spaceship being worked on by some inventor hoping for a Christmas toy. It seemed to say "Sonny Tupps", but was meant to say, "Merry Christmas!"
I can't stop laughing the Biden thing was great😅
Colbert, had me looking up, "how do they poop in space." lol
Can we send Donald and "Elonia" his new side piece, on a ONE-WAY trip into space; the Phantom Zone should be a real thing.
fElon, bozoz and suckerburg in a 4-way 69 on the fake RC -controlled Rube-O-Taxi with rump at the cuntrols 😮
Straight into Sol.
On the twelfth day of Christmas,
my true love gave to me
Twelve drummers drumming,
Eleven pipers piping,
Ten lords a-leaping,
Nine ladies dancing,
Eight maids a-milking,
Seven swans a-swimming,
Six geese a-laying,
Five golden rings,
Four calling birds,
Three French hens,
Two turtle doves,
And a partridge in a pear tree
And Tronald Dump's in the pipeline... ☹️
Graphics used "Close Encounters of the Third Kind" when exists Stephen's encounter scene in "Monsters vs. Aliens"