The Roads to touching our boats and foreign policy....

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  • @margaretnicol3423
    @margaretnicol3423 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +344

    C'mon Beau! You know it was George Washington's fighter jets that made the difference. That's why he took over the airports in 1781.

    • @Erin-Thor
      @Erin-Thor 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +39

      Yes! And it was George Santos who helped design them! 🤪

    • @michaelpineiro533
      @michaelpineiro533 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +21

      Yup, and he rode a 2009 Hellcat.

    • @margaretnicol3423
      @margaretnicol3423 20 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@michaelpineiro533 Cleverly designed to look like a horse!

    • @jollyjackass
      @jollyjackass 20 วันที่ผ่านมา

      I thought it was the civil war that we first took the airfields?

    • @kylebechtol8367
      @kylebechtol8367 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +14

      😂😂😂😂😂

  • @TerLoki
    @TerLoki 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +21

    One incident that I will always find hilarious is, during the War of 1812, one of the original six frigates (I think Constellation?) was being chased by a British ship. An American cargo ship came into view over the course of the chase and the British, out of cannon range but still determined to get the frigate, decided to be sneaky and put up an American ensign to make it look like both warships were friendly. The frigate, seeing this and not wanting the poor merchant vessel to get touched, immediately took down her American ensign and hoisted a British one.
    So an American ship flying British colors chased off an American ship, so that they wouldn't be sunk or boarded by a British ship flying American colors. History can be wild, man.

  • @satalia
    @satalia 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +45

    I love when Habitual Linecrosser says “Don’t touch their boats!”

    • @oldworldpatriot8920
      @oldworldpatriot8920 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

      Or Japan goes
      “Ohh no we warned you guys about that.”

    • @emom358
      @emom358 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      I'm going to Hell for laughing at his skits

    • @tiptoeurchin
      @tiptoeurchin 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      He's funny, also mandatory funday. I don't follow much military content so I didn't know this was that prevalent or how many American conflicts started due to boats.

  • @rachellott640
    @rachellott640 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +30

    That makes the kidnapping scene in Finding Nemo more amusing. “Don’t. Touch. The boat.”

    • @Lazy_Fish_Keeper
      @Lazy_Fish_Keeper 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      I always thought everyone already understood the "joke" behind the Finding Nemo scene .... which doubles with the joke "probably American" for who's doing the kidnapping ....

  • @jpage6875
    @jpage6875 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +37

    Other important thing with the Lusitania was that there were Rich People On Board, too. That had an impact as it wasn't 'the unwashed masses' getting dead, but the more affluent could be touched too.

  • @Doing_It_Wrong
    @Doing_It_Wrong 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +139

    One time we go so mad about boat touching we painted a bunch of our boats white and sailed them around the world to threaten everyone not to touch our boats.

    • @xpropriation8505
      @xpropriation8505 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +28

      The US really has been a petty bitch foreign policy wise 😂
      Literally pulled the “I fuckin dare you” card lmao

    • @squidbillyradio
      @squidbillyradio 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +28

      Ah yes, Teddy Roosevelt's Great White Fleet

    • @TerLoki
      @TerLoki 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +16

      Hell, no matter how you look at it, our VERY FIRST WAR post-independence was because people touched our damn boats! The only question is whether it was against the French or the Barbary states.

    • @KOKO-uu7yd
      @KOKO-uu7yd 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      ​@@TerLokiJust learned about that one recently, from The Fat Electrician 😂

    • @HJ-pm2dx
      @HJ-pm2dx 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      It was so intimidating Puccini referred to it in one of his operas.

  • @DahVoozel
    @DahVoozel 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +88

    So, what I am hearing is that the US Navy anthem needs to be, "Don't Touch Our Boats"

    • @almitrahopkins1873
      @almitrahopkins1873 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      The motto is already Semper Paratus, so we’ll be keeping Anchors Aweigh as the anthem.

    • @christopherapel1712
      @christopherapel1712 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      That is the coast guard motto , not the navy's .

    • @w4iph
      @w4iph 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      Touch the boat, don't touch the boat baby. Touch the boat. Don't dip the boat over

    • @micwclar
      @micwclar 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      ​@@w4iphwell played, well played. Now if only the Village People had recorded it...

    • @almitrahopkins1873
      @almitrahopkins1873 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      @@christopherapel1712 It’s both, actually. The Coast Guard just uses it more prominently, like the Marine Corps, with their Semper Fidelis. The Navy tends to use the English translation of Ever Ready.

  • @dansharpe2364
    @dansharpe2364 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +36

    English person here. I think I can safely say that we invented this.

    • @staceyjinuk9714
      @staceyjinuk9714 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      I think Americans forget we are an island 🤔

    • @almitrahopkins1873
      @almitrahopkins1873 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      Shall I remind you that the War of 1812 was over your Royal Navy touching American boats?

    • @dansharpe2364
      @dansharpe2364 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      @@almitrahopkins1873 our boats, which you stole.

    • @eyesofthecervino3366
      @eyesofthecervino3366 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +10

      ​@@dansharpe2364
      You're just mad you couldn't figure out a way to fit the pyramids into a museum.

    • @ivanheffner2587
      @ivanheffner2587 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      @@dansharpe2364 Who built the boats? Where were the boats built? Where did the materials come from? Now whose boats were they?

  • @flatbunny
    @flatbunny 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +59

    "Don't touch my boat" unless it's the USS Liberty and it's 1967. Then go nuts.

    • @margaretwordnerd5210
      @margaretwordnerd5210 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +14

      An old sailor I know lost a couple of friends on the Liberty. He was very dissatisfied with the official story for that atrocity.✌🖖

    • @mjaynes288
      @mjaynes288 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      Since Beau tends to have story arcs I feel that will likely come up in a future video.

    • @BlueberryBricks
      @BlueberryBricks 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Only Israel could get away with that. Tells you something about the relationship they have with the US.

  • @paulblaauw
    @paulblaauw 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    This puts "the US Navy is the second-largest Air Force" in a whole new light.

  • @johnsteiner3417
    @johnsteiner3417 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +55

    "And though we be on the far side of the world this ship is our home. This ship is England." ~Russel Crowe, Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World

    • @chrisball3778
      @chrisball3778 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      The film is adapted from several Patrick O'Brien novels, but the majority of the plot is actually taken from The Far Side of the World, which is set during the War of 1812. In the book, the antagonist ship is American, but they changed the setting to ten years earlier and made it French, because the producers thought US audiences wouldn't watch it if the Americans were the 'bad guys'. I.e. they had to re-write the story so they didn't touch America's boats.

    • @gdbalck
      @gdbalck 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      Technically Capt. Jack Aubrey but yes. In every sense.

    • @johnsteiner3417
      @johnsteiner3417 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      @@chrisball3778 Yeah, I knew about that. Tells me they hadn't seen our Vietnam [conflict] era movies.
      Though, the Akron in the movie is still an American hull design. Two layers of hard white oak and one soft white oak layer in between all into a shallow draft.

    • @chrisball3778
      @chrisball3778 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      @@johnsteiner3417 Cool. I didn't know about that ship design detail. It's a great movie, even though I like the books more.

    • @johnsteiner3417
      @johnsteiner3417 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      @@chrisball3778 They made the plot switch into an interesting add-on when one of Lucky Jack's crew reports seeing it in port and replicates the hull in miniature.

  • @LaundryFaerie
    @LaundryFaerie 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +71

    As someone who lives near a Navy shipyard... yeah, don't touch them boats

    • @peterhobson3262
      @peterhobson3262 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

      As someone who spent 20 years in the US Navy, yeah, don't touch our boats. (I was a submariner, I actually was in boats.)

    • @Crit.Happens
      @Crit.Happens 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      @@peterhobson3262 Don't touch the ships, and absolutely don't touch the boats.

  • @Gravefalcon
    @Gravefalcon 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +10

    "Show me on the model boat where the bad country touched you"

    • @mljones655
      @mljones655 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      LOL GOOD ONE!

    • @debidallacosta5736
      @debidallacosta5736 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      You win the comment section today 🤣

  • @JessButNotThatOne
    @JessButNotThatOne 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +50

    You don't need to understand it, you need to not touch our boats

  • @stevenflebbe
    @stevenflebbe 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +47

    Thank you for the history lesson, Beau. I learned these things in school in the 60s, but I don’t believe they teach history in this depth anymore. We can’t keep moving forward if we don't know where we've been.

    • @erinmac4750
      @erinmac4750 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      Truth! I consider myself fairly knowledgeable in history, but there were a couple of these that got me. Time to hit the books, again. ✌️😎🍀

    • @bjdefilippo447
      @bjdefilippo447 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      What I noticed in my history classes was the focus on facts, rather than context. That made it harder to see the connections and evaluate possible motivations for the things we had to memorize. Beau's style is much more effective.

    • @stevenflebbe
      @stevenflebbe 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      @bjdefilippo447 I've always considered myself fortunate to have teachers who not only gave us some of the context but encouraged us to do further research on our own.

    • @erinmac4750
      @erinmac4750 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @@stevenflebbe True. Though I have to admit, sometimes it just leads you to more. ✌️😎🍀

    • @bjdefilippo447
      @bjdefilippo447 20 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@stevenflebbe Absolutely. I would always be thankful for many wonderful teachers that shaped me. Without them, I'm sure I wouldn't have insisted on a job where I could teach as well as conducting a research program. I was team teaching in an experimental project where students took a core of 2 or 3 classes together, with interconnected materials and end products. It made me wish I'd taken a much wider array of courses in college, so I could've understood concepts more deeply. Beau helps with that.

  • @dallastaylor5479
    @dallastaylor5479 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +63

    We are supremely triggered when our boats are touched. Touch my boat, you have war.

    • @oldworldpatriot8920
      @oldworldpatriot8920 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

      Mess with the special branch you get the whole tree

    • @jessecarozza8134
      @jessecarozza8134 20 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Sounds like a bunch of Kantai Collection fans.

    • @sukhvindermangat1087
      @sukhvindermangat1087 20 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Seems normal for an Imperialist Nation!

  • @TheGiggleMasterP
    @TheGiggleMasterP 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +62

    Listen to other countries when they tell you "DO NOT TOUCH THEIR BOATS"

  • @yzenynot
    @yzenynot 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +66

    Gunboat diplomacy leads to air superiority leads to Space Force. Teddy Roosevelt would approve.

    • @parkerbrown-nesbit1747
      @parkerbrown-nesbit1747 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +10

      Speak softly and carry a big oar?

    • @MiracleFound
      @MiracleFound 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

      That's why they call them spaceships!

    • @DEEKWD-cd2zb
      @DEEKWD-cd2zb 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

      ⁠​⁠@@MiracleFoundhahaha, don’t touch our space boats

    • @gmw3083
      @gmw3083 20 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Murica has been finessing its way into conflicts for centuries. It used to come out the victor. Those days are gone. Only the conflicts and the addiction to them remain.

    • @gmw3083
      @gmw3083 20 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Murica has been finessing its way into conflicts for centuries. It used to come out the victor. Those days are gone.

  • @shawn_369
    @shawn_369 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +19

    USS liberty enters the room 😬

    • @migs7220
      @migs7220 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Boink. Boom. $$$

  • @jollyjackass
    @jollyjackass 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +23

    Ngl. Totally read this title in mandatoryfundays voice

    • @TheGreatSkrob
      @TheGreatSkrob 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      We all did, 😂

    • @Erin-Thor
      @Erin-Thor 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      I always do.

    • @mikelabomusic7782
      @mikelabomusic7782 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      At first I thought “Finding Nemo.” Then remembered Mandatory Funday!

  • @dinkaboutit4228
    @dinkaboutit4228 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +24

    This is actually not an American idea. Causing damage to a state ship (USS, HMS etc.) has been considered legitimate causus belli under international law since international law was invented in the 17th century. It's an extension of the idea that the deck of a man'o'war is the sovereign territory of the nation whose flag it sails under, no matter where in the world the ship happens to be. Just like an embassy but with bigger guns. We got it from the British, and it was the cornerstone of the "gunboat diplomacy" that built the British empire.

    • @shawnr771
      @shawnr771 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      I think it goes back much farther than that.
      The Persians were really good sailors.

    • @dinkaboutit4228
      @dinkaboutit4228 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @@shawnr771 The Phoenicians were very good sailors. The Persians, and specifically the Medes, who were the Persians we call the Persians, were central Asian horse soldiers. The "Persian" fleet at Salamis, for instance, was actually made up of Ionian Greeks.

    • @shawnr771
      @shawnr771 19 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@dinkaboutit4228 thank you.

  • @TheVid54
    @TheVid54 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +14

    If you call my ship a boat one more time, you're overboard!

  • @beejcarson
    @beejcarson 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Don't touch the boats! Do NOT touch our boats. You know what, just don't even look at them.

  • @kolt4d559
    @kolt4d559 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +15

    Don't touch the boats, some of these boats house the 2nd most powerful air force in the world.

  • @darwinskeeper421
    @darwinskeeper421 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +11

    As a former small boat sailor, I support this meme.

  • @knightofavalon86
    @knightofavalon86 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    "we touched their boats. They dropped the sun on us twice." -Japan

  • @briant7134
    @briant7134 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

    I knew about all of the wars you cited as examples, and yet it took this video to make me realize just how touchy we are about shipping. It’s just so normalized that it appears unremarkable from the inside.
    PS: your delivery on how we *thought* the Spanish touched our boat killed me 😂

  • @vmccall399
    @vmccall399 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +91

    The person who asked that question never had a fishing boat.

    • @earthsystem
      @earthsystem 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +10

      So true, on the bonny blue, my boat is my life support system.

    • @matthewalbers2906
      @matthewalbers2906 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

      Or a BBQ grill

    • @Reason..or..treason-vk6cz
      @Reason..or..treason-vk6cz 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      Most people have never had a fishing boat😊

    • @aazhie
      @aazhie 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      The only thing I know about fishing boats is the saying: there are two best days of having a boat: buying it, and selling it

    • @Michael-cm8qk
      @Michael-cm8qk 18 วันที่ผ่านมา

      ​​@@aazhie when I was about 23 or 24 years old, I bought a 14-ft Hobie cat, I think for 300 bucks. Sailed the crap out of it for a while and sold it about 2 or 3 years later. No regrets. However, yes, you are correct, and I think my case was an extremely rare exception LOL.

  • @FluteYogiCarol
    @FluteYogiCarol 19 วันที่ผ่านมา

    People, WTAF, they’re not just “touching our boats.” In every incident mentioned, Americans died.

  • @margaretnicol3423
    @margaretnicol3423 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

    It makes sense because a Scot was the father of the US Navy (John Paul Jones) and Scotland builds exceedingly fine ships so damaging them is an insult by the English. No Scot would allow that. 😀 Nice to see the tradition continues! The Lusitania was built in Scotland!!!

    • @bonniebrush94
      @bonniebrush94 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      Interesting! Thanks!

    • @almitrahopkins1873
      @almitrahopkins1873 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      I got some bad news for you. The guy who started the US Navy was Esek Hopkins, not John Paul Jones. He was a Scotsman too, just out of Rhode Island.

    • @margaretnicol3423
      @margaretnicol3423 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      @@bonniebrush94 You can visit the Queen Mary in Long Beach, California. She was built in the same place as the Lusitania - and a host of other famous ships.

    • @erinmac4750
      @erinmac4750 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      I did not know this. Even more reasons to be proud of my heritage. 💜🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿✌️😎

  • @dckpunk6318
    @dckpunk6318 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +87

    Don't touch our boats unless its 1968 and you're on the most American named boat ever

    • @MarkSmith-gg3hy
      @MarkSmith-gg3hy 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +11

      I was wondering if someone was going to bring this incident up

    • @gmw3083
      @gmw3083 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +11

      Unless you're izrul. In that case you can do what you want..

    • @brendasmart553
      @brendasmart553 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +12

      I hoped this video was going to be about the set of attacks upon Liberty by our supposed ali.

    • @thatjeff7550
      @thatjeff7550 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +14

      1967 but yeah.

    • @dckpunk6318
      @dckpunk6318 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      @@thatjeff7550 my mistake thanks

  • @Felrika
    @Felrika 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    The US is bordered by two docile neighbors and fish. The only direction that any threat is going to come from is from the sea. Not responding to our ships being attacked would be akin to not responding to someone violating your sovereignty. As a superpower, we can't let that be done from a foreign policy angle.

  • @kylebechtol8367
    @kylebechtol8367 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +40

    The fat electrician does a good couple videos and they are historically accurate and funny at the same time

    • @Ubotit_Unaymit
      @Ubotit_Unaymit 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

      Quack bang😊

    • @argentum530
      @argentum530 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

      Agree, I just watched his video on Operation Preying Mantis, it was accurate and funny... new meaning to proportional response.

    • @NTZClaw
      @NTZClaw 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

      It should be required in all schools to hear his depiction of Cassius Clay's (not the boxer) exploits.

    • @Ubotit_Unaymit
      @Ubotit_Unaymit 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      @@NTZClaw That's my favorite one!

    • @NTZClaw
      @NTZClaw 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      @@Ubotit_Unaymit the man's life story should be in theaters.

  • @michaelbindner9883
    @michaelbindner9883 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Boats are floating US soil. The Navy has always been our most vital asset.

  • @daiakunin
    @daiakunin 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +11

    As others have pointed out, the USS Liberty incident seems to be the exception to this rule.

  • @jmacd8817
    @jmacd8817 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +17

    While the US epitomizes this, any country with a blue water navy is the same. Reference the Chinese and the Red Sea, currently.
    Yes, it's about power. It's the same for any country that had the power to respond.

    • @Sally4th_
      @Sally4th_ 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      The UK ditto. The last capital offense on the books here, only repealed in 1971 with the enactment of the Criminal Damage Act, was Arson in the Royal Dockyards. Do not touch the boats.

  • @susanbradleyskov9179
    @susanbradleyskov9179 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +23

    That was a fantastic lesson in political history, from way before anybody was sure there were any large land masses across the sea.

  • @laurajarrell6187
    @laurajarrell6187 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

    Beau, must be why it's called 'mighty ship of state' ! I kind of knew this, but never thought about it. Carriers move troops, too. We can now move a lot of 'war' fast. That was Romes' advantage too, I bet. In a more 'primitive way.' Thankyou. A different, but fun 'Road'!👍💙💙💙🥰✌

  • @natron1973
    @natron1973 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    Except the USS liberty in 1967 when the Israelis killed 34 Americans… they apologized for the “accident” and paid restitution totaling around $10 million in 1980 or about $50 million today… there’s some question into whether or not it was an “accident”

  • @ouachitawoman
    @ouachitawoman 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +18

    The Fat Electrician does a great job explaining our history with others touching our boats. Highly recommend his videos.

    • @muc405
      @muc405 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Love his channel! He makes history very entertaining.

    • @edbe7385
      @edbe7385 20 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@muc405 Bro could sit there and tell you his adventures of grocery shopping and still make it entertaining.

  • @freedomis4all
    @freedomis4all 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

    For anyone wondering, the memes he's (probably) referencing are made by Habitual Linecrosser. He's also an excellent reference for anything air defence related.

    • @oldworldpatriot8920
      @oldworldpatriot8920 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      He’s definitely more Rightwing than I care for, but at least he’s on Ukraines side and some of its funny

  • @TheGreatSkrob
    @TheGreatSkrob 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +21

    Love seeing references to mandatoryFunday getting some
    Love here! 😂

  • @ar4122
    @ar4122 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +12

    Its also like an island...a floating representation of a country, not an object you can just step off of.

    • @shawnr771
      @shawnr771 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      At sea US ships fly a US flag.
      In port they switch to only the Union(field of stars) so as not to fly a US flag higher than that of a host nation.

  • @Hjorth87
    @Hjorth87 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

    For the history buffs, look into the Danish>

    • @staceyjinuk9714
      @staceyjinuk9714 20 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Sorry and everything 😔
      But you all better now 🙂
      [p.s we miss you 🤫]

  • @michaelmaiara4770
    @michaelmaiara4770 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    Don't even think about touching our boats.

  • @brendaross9732
    @brendaross9732 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +19

    DON'T TOUCH THE BOOOAAAATS!

  • @almitrahopkins1873
    @almitrahopkins1873 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

    The Cole? The Stark? The Cuban Missile Crisis?
    If you go all the way back to the Civil War, you’ll probably find that Ft Sumter fired on merchant shipping before it was fired on. A naval blockade started that war. Ft Sumter was just the first recorded military target.
    The War of 1812 started over the press-ganging of American sailors by the Royal Navy. They were stealing the crews of American merchant shipping in foreign ports. That falls into the “don’t touch my boats” too.

  • @deanvaillancourt2881
    @deanvaillancourt2881 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    The F-22 "Would you intercept me? I would intercept me" is my favorite!

  • @PaulTheadra
    @PaulTheadra 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    Stop touching my sesame cake!

    • @roadswithbeau
      @roadswithbeau  20 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      I love that movie

  • @dankolar6066
    @dankolar6066 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

    See "1797 Treaty Of Tripoli".

  • @bradf1467
    @bradf1467 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

    Why would the USA be emphasizing "don't touch my boat" at this time? Does it have anything to do with a new pier being put in place? Does it have anything with trying to get aid into Gaza? Is there something bigger going on in the Seven Sea's that we are unaware of? Is it just a friendly reminder to any and all possible adversaries to keep their distance?

  • @Hellworthy
    @Hellworthy 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

    As funny as the “don’t touch my boats” meme is I would like to point out when have we as Americans ever reacted sanely to anyone breaking any of our toys. If you hit a jet jeep helicopter… whatever that just brings more American soldiers and guarantees they are going to be in a mood when they get there

  • @MikeA817
    @MikeA817 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    Never thought I would hear mandatory funday on TikTok reference in a beau video l o l

  • @tompedigo9246
    @tompedigo9246 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Don’t mess with our power coupons.

  • @octosquatch.
    @octosquatch. 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    What I don't get is why they keep touching our boats.

  • @TheMcEwens419
    @TheMcEwens419 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +40

    Don't touch the boats. . . Please.
    The title had me smile, but the gravity behind it isn't funny.

    • @gmw3083
      @gmw3083 20 วันที่ผ่านมา

      The stupidity behind it isn't funny either. But then DC doesn't have much else.

  • @ComaDave
    @ComaDave 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    "NO TOUCHING!!" - Rear Admiral George Bluth.

  • @peterweller8583
    @peterweller8583 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

    When a Country depends on international commerce shipping is always a concern.

  • @rachelp2468
    @rachelp2468 20 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Also the fact that we can just show up off someone's coast in international waters. No permission from an ally needed.

  • @maxttck
    @maxttck 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    Exact same for the UK and the Royal Navy. Being an island and isolated from Europe is similar to the US position

  • @Lantalia
    @Lantalia 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +10

    ... "proportional response" is the context I see more often [operation praying mantis]

    • @RaptorJesus
      @RaptorJesus 20 วันที่ผ่านมา

      All American responses are "proportional". We're just also *really bad at math.*

  • @deanvaillancourt2881
    @deanvaillancourt2881 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Wiskey!
    Temper!
    Temper!
    ON WISCONSIN!

  • @mealzonwheelz2453
    @mealzonwheelz2453 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    The fact that you have to explain this meme, makes it even more hilarious. Don't touch the boats.

  • @brettkimmel2360
    @brettkimmel2360 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

    USS Liberty: …

  • @theresjer
    @theresjer 20 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Gulf of Tonkin: 'we could plausibly claim they tried to touch our boat'

  • @imlaffytaffy
    @imlaffytaffy 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Did someone talk about touching our boats?!

  • @corystevenson9968
    @corystevenson9968 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    The fact that Habitual Line Crosser skits made it to a bow video is pretty awesome. I love both these guys.

  • @Feezec
    @Feezec 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +20

    *GASP* he touched the butt!

  • @MrsCyImsofly
    @MrsCyImsofly 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

    I take the safety and dependability of our boats quite personally myself. I'd go as far to say I'd bet my life on them and do everything in my power to protect them and the sailors they carry. Even if they don't feel the same.

  • @JMM33RanMA
    @JMM33RanMA 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

    I don't disagree with Beau on this, but when I hear "don't touch our boats" I not only think of John Paul Jones, I hear Zero Mostel singing "Tradition...tradition!!!" Perhaps it's because I'm a New Englander and the seafaring traditions are very strong here, as well as the patriotism of the first state to rebel in 1774, or perhaps because I have visited the USS Constitution a number of times and watched her receive the salutes from the forts and all other ships when she sails out on the harbor. Yes in addition to the protection, the US is a seafaring nation, why else is there a navy base in Colorado?

    • @junglechick13
      @junglechick13 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Why IS there a navy base in Colorado? That's a long way from the coasts.

    • @JMM33RanMA
      @JMM33RanMA 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @@junglechick13 I think it's a Naval Air Station and may be related to the university. It just sounds odd.

    • @junglechick13
      @junglechick13 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @JMM33RanMA it does sound odd, but come to think of it, Naval air stations have planes, don't they?

    • @JMM33RanMA
      @JMM33RanMA 18 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@junglechick13 Yes indeed.

  • @romanwiller2180
    @romanwiller2180 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    I could only think of two things during this video:
    1 - “He touched the butt” Finding Nemo
    2 - Blame the Maine on Spain.

  • @ChildOfSisyphus
    @ChildOfSisyphus 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    My favorite is the U.S.S. Wisconsin and "Temper, temper"...

  • @waynetec13
    @waynetec13 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    I love that dude's shorts. He's pretty spot on.
    I especially like his thing about Poland and Canada wanting a copy of the "Geneva checklist." 🤣

  • @borisbadenov8613
    @borisbadenov8613 20 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Don't touch our boats! The Canadian response ROTFLOAO!

  • @kadmii
    @kadmii 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    WW2 is the mother of all "don't touch our boats"

  • @angelikalindenau943
    @angelikalindenau943 20 วันที่ผ่านมา

    This throws up the question - what about Ukraine? Looks like they have no boats.

  • @iquestion8493
    @iquestion8493 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +16

    👋
    Thanks Beau and crew 😊.

    • @iainherridge6253
      @iainherridge6253 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      Thanks Boat and crew 😊

    • @Erin-Thor
      @Erin-Thor 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      Thanks Crew and Boat! Wait…

    • @iquestion8493
      @iquestion8493 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      @@Erin-Thor Good morning Erin 👋🌞

    • @iquestion8493
      @iquestion8493 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @@iainherridge6253 👋🙂💙💙😊

    • @Lazy_Fish_Keeper
      @Lazy_Fish_Keeper 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      ​@@Erin-Thor 👋☺️

  • @SynchroScore
    @SynchroScore 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

    1967: A certain country in the Middle East attacks USS _Liberty_ with fighter planes and torpedo boats, while it is international waters in the Mediterranean.
    Don't touch our...eh, actually, I guess we let that one slide.

  • @dianeteeter6650
    @dianeteeter6650 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Need a button that's says that now

  • @ScytheNoire
    @ScytheNoire 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Jeesh, okay, we won't touch your boats.

  • @suzannederusha1370
    @suzannederusha1370 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

    I never knew about this, thanks for the information Beau.

  • @jessecarozza8134
    @jessecarozza8134 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

    Is that... a Habitual Linecrosser reference? :D

    • @jollyjackass
      @jollyjackass 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Mandatoryfunday. Hab would be either grandpa buff or the kid if I was to take a guess.

  • @jeffshafer9079
    @jeffshafer9079 18 วันที่ผ่านมา

    The oldest military monument in the United States is in Annapolis, Maryland, at the Naval Academy. Decatur, Somers, Caldwell, Wadsworth, Israel, Dorsey.
    Belligerent men who ignored President Monroe and sailed to the Barbary Coast. We did not pay tribute to the pirates.
    Free navigation of the seas.

  • @robertlewis8295
    @robertlewis8295 20 วันที่ผ่านมา

    My favorite version is Habitual Line Crosser, when his character of Japan says "Don't touch the boats!" as a warning to others.

  • @michaelpineiro533
    @michaelpineiro533 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

    We don't own the Atlantic, we're just part of the organization that owns the Atlantic. The Pacific's pretty much ours, tho.

    • @kjj26k
      @kjj26k 20 วันที่ผ่านมา

      And by part we mean in charge of, de facto.

    • @irgendwieanders2121
      @irgendwieanders2121 18 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Only 'cause you stole Hawaii

  • @comfortablynumb9342
    @comfortablynumb9342 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Touching our aircraft might not be any healthier than messing with our boats. Airpower is important too.

    • @Washougalite1
      @Washougalite1 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      But we're still bringing a boat, mind you it's an aircraft carrier, but still.....

    • @comfortablynumb9342
      @comfortablynumb9342 20 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@Washougalite1 I meant the actual airplanes

  • @DrumToTheBassWoop
    @DrumToTheBassWoop 20 วันที่ผ่านมา

    America's big stick always scares me.

  • @eustatic3832
    @eustatic3832 20 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Other countries don't even have boats to touch...

  • @scottlurker991
    @scottlurker991 19 วันที่ผ่านมา

    More people need to know about Operations Earnest Will and Praying Mantis.

  • @billmorse221
    @billmorse221 20 วันที่ผ่านมา

    And the moral of this story is!!!!! Be careful of what you do and don’t piss us off.

  • @jeanine1410
    @jeanine1410 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Thank you Team Beau., like the history lesson.

  • @seraphonica
    @seraphonica 15 วันที่ผ่านมา

    and here I thought I was smart for remembering the Zimmerman note!

  • @MonicaLea
    @MonicaLea 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

    Sounds like someone has been watching Habitual Linecrosser's videos

  • @johnmullin4175
    @johnmullin4175 20 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Commodore Perry opened Japan for trade in 1853 by sailing into the harbor laden with cannons.

  • @TheReflectivePerspective
    @TheReflectivePerspective 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

    After all, military ships are essentially floating military bases. Documented vessels don't receive the same status, but they also seem to tend to be more respected as property & responsibility of a given flagged country than some random sailboat from my observations as well. Maritime law is extraordinarily complex, though.

  • @TheUnatuber
    @TheUnatuber 20 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Will it be "Don't touch our spacecraft!!!" in 2124?

  • @CrystalAbrahams
    @CrystalAbrahams 20 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I believe Beau is a clinical genius. How does he know all that? I didn't know about 90 % of those dates. I didn't take them in school. 🇨🇦

  • @supergreggiepants6875
    @supergreggiepants6875 19 วันที่ผ่านมา

    The Beau/Mandatory Funday crossover was not on my bingo card this week.

  • @markrenfrow9873
    @markrenfrow9873 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Hey Beau and internet folks.

  • @MBMCincy63
    @MBMCincy63 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Is this episode 36A or 37? I'm glad we have the ability to re-listen if some things didn't penetrate the brain on first hearing.