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  • @Pagefire
    @Pagefire  4 ปีที่แล้ว +4499

    Quick Disclaimer: Yes we are aware that the Dayton Shooter was in a Pornogrind band. We have been working on this video since June, then we started filming and recording in Juli. These videos take a while to record and edit before releasing them. So this is just one of those unfortunate coincidences. While we're here, we'd like to say: Fuck white nationalists, fuck mysogonists, and fuck mass shooters.

    • @simonf3503
      @simonf3503 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      mvt4tion just like the easy availability of guns /s

    • @garrettwolf7185
      @garrettwolf7185 4 ปีที่แล้ว +448

      @Javier No, a white nationalist is someone who believes white people should form an ethnically exclusive nation state and either kick out or persecute everyone else in it.

    • @smygskytt1712
      @smygskytt1712 4 ปีที่แล้ว +156

      @Javier
      No.

    • @crab7405
      @crab7405 4 ปีที่แล้ว +171

      @Javier Then it would be an American nationalist or a Polish nationalist. White isn't a country. You know what being proud of skin color entails.

    • @CrashExhibition
      @CrashExhibition 4 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      White nationalists believe in a nation of "whites only" is necessary to maintain the "purity" or "survival". This is a pretty quick Google search.

  • @krezorrr
    @krezorrr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2939

    and remember kids, first you record vocals then you write lyrics

    • @mattasticmattattack8546
      @mattasticmattattack8546 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      🤣🤣🤣🤣✌👽🎷

    • @mrn234
      @mrn234 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      is there any other way ?

    • @Davidpostingshid
      @Davidpostingshid 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Wotans Krieger no

    • @lordvlygar2963
      @lordvlygar2963 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I just did that laugh and snort at the same time thing. Thanks.

    • @spicebag30
      @spicebag30 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      A few years ago I unironically did this in a "OnE mAn PrOgGrEsSiVe Nu SlAm MeTaL" side project, lol I'd just grunt and listen back and make up random shit that could be lyrics

  • @HexedWinters
    @HexedWinters 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2380

    “Menstrual cycle on my face
    It’s my bloody war paint”
    True poetry

    • @boostedblackberry1669
      @boostedblackberry1669 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Cooper tribal not bloody

    • @BloodySawBlade
      @BloodySawBlade 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Only if you're a fucking psycho.

    • @ChristopherGardellahalogravity
      @ChristopherGardellahalogravity 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Don't forget "I want to cuddle in your puddle"! REAL brilliance is so hard to come by these days. We are truly blessed.

    • @HexedWinters
      @HexedWinters 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Omg this got 1.3k likes what?!? 😂

    • @HexedWinters
      @HexedWinters 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@ChristopherGardellahalogravity we truly are

  • @docmitchell3490
    @docmitchell3490 4 ปีที่แล้ว +616

    Step One: Don't.

    • @dulohsuaib3265
      @dulohsuaib3265 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Stop

    • @hindenburg6937
      @hindenburg6937 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Hey i know u i think u are that old Man in Fallout new vegad

    • @reggielovato9525
      @reggielovato9525 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Step Two: Just Don't

    • @SlyHikari03
      @SlyHikari03 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Step 3. Get a job

    • @philipo.407
      @philipo.407 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I have a bullet in my head. Can u help me pls?

  • @hal900x
    @hal900x 4 ปีที่แล้ว +143

    He managed to make a Pornogrind song that was not only NOT misogynist, but was actually more of a male submission fantasy. Pretty good sir, pretty good. I think we can all admit it when the song is a "joke", but kills anyway. Had I not seen the preceding video or the lyric subtitles, I would have just thought "fuck yes, good song".

  • @billyshaw508
    @billyshaw508 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1754

    I think we need “Pee Pee Bree Bree” shirts

  • @xXSMC365Xx
    @xXSMC365Xx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2612

    This absolutely sounds better than most pornogrind bands... excellent.

    • @JoeNoToes
      @JoeNoToes 4 ปีที่แล้ว +143

      Also the lyrics aren't misogynistic. Just fetish heavy.

    • @demonblackfire1210
      @demonblackfire1210 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      Was thinking the same. This song is not complete chaos so you can enjoy the heavy riffs and the vocalists says actual sentences rather than just make some noises

    • @ThatOneGuy7550
      @ThatOneGuy7550 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Most of Andri's stuff is excellent IMO

    • @zaodedong9935
      @zaodedong9935 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      **BRERRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEE* INTENSIFIES*

    • @Casketkrusher_
      @Casketkrusher_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Totally agreed.

  • @EinFelsbrocken
    @EinFelsbrocken 4 ปีที่แล้ว +798

    Ah yes; the three essentials of true art:
    1. Blood
    2. Murder
    And naturally:
    3. Menstruation

  • @cashewwalnut3589
    @cashewwalnut3589 4 ปีที่แล้ว +852

    I'm thinking for once, first thing that comes to my mind:
    Heyyyyy, why not just make a pornogrind band with every song's lyrics being just the entire script of an anime episode

    • @Pagefire
      @Pagefire  4 ปีที่แล้ว +194

      This is actually genius.

    • @garetho03
      @garetho03 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Thanks for the idea

    • @nipulkradmsinatagras8293
      @nipulkradmsinatagras8293 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Good thing the subtitles of the latest Attack On Titan are now available.

    • @SlyHikari03
      @SlyHikari03 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Sailormoon-Core.

    • @Quakquackduck112
      @Quakquackduck112 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@nipulkradmsinatagras8293 LMAO

  • @mushroomsamba82
    @mushroomsamba82 4 ปีที่แล้ว +594

    Remember when Ozzy bit the head off of a bat? That seems so quaint now

    • @kallebleles1220
      @kallebleles1220 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Adam... Idk. I think many of the people in the audience wouldn’t stomach the animal abuse in our times.
      The imagery and symbolism has gotten ever more intense but how many people actually subscribe to these ideas in day to day life? I think we all just role play and put on the facade of misanthropic aggression in order to achieve catharsis.
      Idk man, extreme music is weird, I don’t know shit

    • @kostassalerakis1024
      @kostassalerakis1024 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Idk man, that's still fucking extreme up to this day.

    • @callummclachlan4771
      @callummclachlan4771 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@kostassalerakis1024 Yeah. We've just gotten used to it. Or in my case. Before my time.
      It's like the Nazis in WW2 or the atomic bombings. Utterly sickening, but we've become a bit numb to it due to knowing about it. And the fact that it happened 74 years ago. So most people who knew about it at the time have passed away.

    • @ThatOneGuy7550
      @ThatOneGuy7550 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Type up "danger music" it's performance art and extreme music had a baby who grew up to be really chaotic

    • @alexkaplan6581
      @alexkaplan6581 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@kallebleles1220 look up some Gorgoroth shows.

  • @DanyTheRedAnger
    @DanyTheRedAnger 4 ปีที่แล้ว +441

    HENTAIGRIND
    and yes, thats a thing

    • @SkarletOctaviaMUSIC
      @SkarletOctaviaMUSIC 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Check out my hentaigrind project on my channel uwu nyah and shit

    • @user-tp4gi8gt3g
      @user-tp4gi8gt3g 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Bruh that's just pornogrind with anime

    • @SkarletOctaviaMUSIC
      @SkarletOctaviaMUSIC 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@user-tp4gi8gt3g yes and its glorious

    • @dogvtf
      @dogvtf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      OOOOOHHH N [OOOOOO

    • @SkarletOctaviaMUSIC
      @SkarletOctaviaMUSIC 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@dogvtf OOOOOOOWOOOOOOO

  • @rosen7163
    @rosen7163 4 ปีที่แล้ว +263

    So you're telling me this whole time I could've just gone into MS paint and used a mouse to scribble unreadable words???

  • @Anomaly
    @Anomaly 4 ปีที่แล้ว +247

    What's the song from 0:13 ? I couldn't find it in the description and it's so good :-D

    • @Pagefire
      @Pagefire  4 ปีที่แล้ว +121

      That's just a transition track that I recorded in just a few minutes. All the in between segments (like the title card, what you need, record) are written just for the videos and I'm too lazy to make that into a full song. - Andri

    • @jsjvmsc
      @jsjvmsc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I highly recommend listening to Rendered Helpless if you dont know them. My fav in the Genre. Absolutely brutal

    • @Adamska_v1
      @Adamska_v1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      I didn't expect Anomaly to show up here

    • @timzakrisson1323
      @timzakrisson1323 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      oh thats right, i forgot that anomaly likes these types of music

    • @MrJonte123123
      @MrJonte123123 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      xD
      Xd

  • @tfm1194
    @tfm1194 4 ปีที่แล้ว +992

    "Both (pornogrind and slam) are pretty much the same." Brave words for someone in slamhammering range.

    • @billythexxxterminator4870
      @billythexxxterminator4870 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      🔨🔨🔨😤

    • @raulperez2308
      @raulperez2308 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      i can already hear the elitists breeing

    • @BurnoutBushido
      @BurnoutBushido 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨

    • @bozin_ru4302
      @bozin_ru4302 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨

    • @tugalord
      @tugalord 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      The difference is that slam is good

  • @Omega4z
    @Omega4z 4 ปีที่แล้ว +301

    Legends say every 30 minutes, 60 pornogrind bands are born

    • @juliebilton8724
      @juliebilton8724 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      why do I see you on almost every comment section

    • @ethanmorrow4241
      @ethanmorrow4241 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I mean, there's only so much BREEEE!! and GRHRGRHRGRHRGRHG!!! that pornogrind bands could do before they all sound the same

  • @amandabarnes2831
    @amandabarnes2831 4 ปีที่แล้ว +309

    "there's only so many prostitute murder rampage songs i can listen to without getting bored"
    relatable content. i wish there was more extreme metal with lyrics that didn't rely purely on shock factors.

    • @NuclearHeadshot
      @NuclearHeadshot 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Check out Beyond Creation. No shock factor apart from exhibitionist guitar jerking.

    • @ShaneHornMusic
      @ShaneHornMusic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Teeny weenie by BroJob

    • @enlighteneddoom5052
      @enlighteneddoom5052 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That's the point of it.

    • @Brandon-me2qr
      @Brandon-me2qr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Yea but most of the time you can’t understand them so what’s the point

    • @hatred9427
      @hatred9427 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I know it's sartistic, but if anyone thinks in that way, why don't they rely on Pop or Christian Rock if they don't want metal to shock them? The whole purpose of rock n roll is to shock people.

  • @RowanWarren78
    @RowanWarren78 4 ปีที่แล้ว +349

    So, would you also call it IncelGrind?

    • @Pagefire
      @Pagefire  4 ปีที่แล้ว +121

      You're not wrong.

    • @RowanWarren78
      @RowanWarren78 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@Pagefire LOL

    • @PaulStore800
      @PaulStore800 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Then what makes Thotcore?

    • @bl1tz533
      @bl1tz533 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      DeeznutsCote

    • @killerhippieodoom9599
      @killerhippieodoom9599 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @Brett Hazelton don't you be hating on my girl t swift

  • @rev949
    @rev949 4 ปีที่แล้ว +401

    Wow, this is the first pornogrind song that didn't make me want to travel back in time to convince the guys in Napalm and ENT to take up stamp collecting instead.

    • @dalecorazon
      @dalecorazon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Curiousity is gonna get me killed next youtube search

    • @dylanroemmele906
      @dylanroemmele906 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Grindcore is somehow the absolute worst most dogwater trash I've ever heard and one of the best genres in metal at the same time, because I love Pig Destroyer.

    • @dylanroemmele906
      @dylanroemmele906 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Psychedelicgothicpink yup

  • @kitape007
    @kitape007 4 ปีที่แล้ว +330

    "Your recent Google searches have been sent to the police !
    - not again ..."
    THE END

  • @carlmarks8170
    @carlmarks8170 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    This is actually a brilliant deconstruction of death/grind and closer to the spirit of that music and less of a pisstake than many people realize. People I met who played in death metal or grindcore bands were generally soft-spoken gentle souls who worked in IT by day, and by night liked playing Warcraft and watching Futurama, but on weekends could be found in the back rooms of dive bars singing songs about sawing Miley Cyrus in half.
    Music is all about how it makes you feel inside. There's nothing more visceral and powerful than death metal riffing. The vocals & lyrics are really just incidental to the music, you can't hear em anyway, so why not have fun with it and be as gruesome as possible (like those fucked-up old Troma horror comedies...) Anyone who takes 'em seriously are just being stooged.

  • @thelittleheathenfromSweden
    @thelittleheathenfromSweden 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    This reminds me of the good old days when I was 15 and I had a band for like 2 weeks but it didn't work out because I wanted to make humorous, silly and satirical lyrics while the guitarist just wanted to sing what was basically 3 lines of actual lyrics and then repeat the swedish version of what was essentially "prostitute slaughter".
    Absolutely great video by the way, love your sence of humor!
    Much love and respect from a little heathen in Sweden!🤘❤

  • @Alia-fn4hi
    @Alia-fn4hi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +122

    You can’t fool me with those pixels, I know a Dehumanizing Itatrain Worship album cover when I see one

  • @friendlypotato7950
    @friendlypotato7950 4 ปีที่แล้ว +149

    I found this in my reccomended. the rock and metal community has never failed me yet

    • @madiserket2
      @madiserket2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      sauce for your pfp

    • @friendlypotato7950
      @friendlypotato7950 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@madiserket2 sorry idk i found it about 4 years ago

    • @friendlypotato7950
      @friendlypotato7950 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@AwkwardHypernerd413 what do u mean

    • @AwkwardHypernerd413
      @AwkwardHypernerd413 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Friendly Potato his guitar has the cancer logo and says "karkat" on it. Karkat is a character from homestuck, and that's all you need to know. Don't google it unless you want your life to change.

    • @friendlypotato7950
      @friendlypotato7950 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@AwkwardHypernerd413 I've heard of homestuck and it's "interesting community" well ive been in some interesting communities myself so

  • @DK-mq5cf
    @DK-mq5cf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +119

    Next Gutalax I want it
    I'm still absolutely convinced that his whole Grind-Thing is a french cheese guerilla marketing scheme. I mean... BRIE BRIE BRIE BRIEEEE BRIE BRIE BRIEEEE
    It's obvious

    • @Pagefire
      @Pagefire  4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Seize your investigation!

    • @nimrodgutfreund4734
      @nimrodgutfreund4734 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Pagefire an internet comment etiquette refernce? nice

    • @dulohsuaib3265
      @dulohsuaib3265 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's why brie larsson is an SJW because you all summoned her all at once on every single songs

  • @rossh2111
    @rossh2111 4 ปีที่แล้ว +162

    "I want to cuddle in your puddle" LMAO!

    • @kaydenhagg6924
      @kaydenhagg6924 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      PEEE PEE BREE BREE BREEEEEEE!!!!

  • @rheymarvinsalestre4075
    @rheymarvinsalestre4075 4 ปีที่แล้ว +227

    When you can see Dehumanizing Itatrain Worship through the censor.
    How lovely.

    • @nonyabiddnuss4848
      @nonyabiddnuss4848 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I was a bit disappointed in myself when I saw and recognized it.

    • @doomslayerplushie6662
      @doomslayerplushie6662 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Shit I have only listened to one dehumanizing itatrain worship song and I ho ho am proud of this achievement

    • @pomf5311
      @pomf5311 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      its a great fucking band not even gonna lie

    • @Ith4qua
      @Ith4qua 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Their songs are actually moe anime intros.
      Turned into slam.

    • @doomslayerplushie6662
      @doomslayerplushie6662 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@Ith4qua which I like
      Nico nico breeeeeeeeeeee

  • @Wandering_Nowhere
    @Wandering_Nowhere 2 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    You need to make an album of all these "how to" songs! They're so damn good lol

    • @Pagefire
      @Pagefire  2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Next year!

  • @DocteurZeuhl
    @DocteurZeuhl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +686

    Thanks for actually making a pornogrind song with lyrics that are pretty "light-hearted" and not misogynistic. Reading the lyrics of pornogrind and slam bands can make you lose your faith in humanity.

    • @Pagefire
      @Pagefire  4 ปีที่แล้ว +209

      We agree.

    • @tristanpowers2103
      @tristanpowers2103 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Stfu stop being a baby

    • @christhelostsoul9927
      @christhelostsoul9927 4 ปีที่แล้ว +197

      @@tristanpowers2103 is being a good person in 2020 illegal now?

    • @gorey348
      @gorey348 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @@christhelostsoul9927 apparently

    • @alexbaribeault
      @alexbaribeault 4 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      Pretty sure most of the lyricists aren't serious about what they say. At least I hope so

  • @roccaflocca4312
    @roccaflocca4312 4 ปีที่แล้ว +139

    Dude, that vocal mix sounds exactly like Nathan Explosion.

    • @rocesboyanthony5343
      @rocesboyanthony5343 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Rocca Flocca THATS EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING!

    • @statueteethtv
      @statueteethtv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Almost... no this could be brendon small himself

  • @wigglewilson9030
    @wigglewilson9030 4 ปีที่แล้ว +477

    Here's some more wanted core/metal tutorial episodes you should tackel .
    Cybergrind
    DeathGrind
    ElectroGrind
    Noisegrind
    Mathcore
    Blackened Grindcore
    Slam Metal with clogged sink vocals
    Death Folk
    Traditional Death Metal
    Rap Metal/Nu Metal,in the influence style of Limp Bizkit and Rage Against the Machine
    Blackgaze
    Glam/Hair Metal
    Thrash Metal
    Industrial Metal
    Blackened Death Metal
    Blackened Thrash Metal
    Progressive Metal
    Power Metal
    Djent
    Doom Metal
    Neoclassical
    UnBlack Metal
    Hardcore Punk
    Skate Punk
    Pop Punk
    Crust Punk

    • @aeolus4105
      @aeolus4105 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      There's a more complete list: th-cam.com/video/9I_F0VSvv6Q/w-d-xo.html

    • @merovetouchstone
      @merovetouchstone 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      DJENT IS NOT A GENRE

    • @johanetsondragon
      @johanetsondragon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Mérové Touchstone no u

    • @merovetouchstone
      @merovetouchstone 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      It's a technique, not a genre

    • @johanetsondragon
      @johanetsondragon 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mérové Touchstone I don’t really agree, but well, it’s your opinion and I’m ok with that

  • @taylorbenson3093
    @taylorbenson3093 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    Oddly enough, I really like this. The riffs are just fantastic, and the singers voice reminds me of the lead from dethklok

  • @vovomorreu
    @vovomorreu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    As an ex-drummer of a goregrind band, I can say this is totally accurate

    • @biggydolly7379
      @biggydolly7379 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      damn whats ur ex band name,

    • @vovomorreu
      @vovomorreu ปีที่แล้ว

      @@biggydolly7379 Rotten Pigs

  • @ThatOneGuy7550
    @ThatOneGuy7550 4 ปีที่แล้ว +155

    One of my favourite series on TH-cam. Andri is a treasure.

    •  4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Pretty much lmao

    • @JoeNoToes
      @JoeNoToes 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      agreed but i believe its a team effort

    • @gigachad192
      @gigachad192 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      That One Guy that I fucking see everywhere.

  • @wooooowpewpewpewpew311
    @wooooowpewpewpewpew311 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    There is a lot of people saying that the "grind" genres are already getting boring so i suggest: "How to make Mathcore" *GROOVY DISONANCE*

    • @gamzee3610
      @gamzee3610 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That's what I'm going to name the genre of songs my teachers made me sing to remember the quadratic formula

  • @LoreAccurateHusky
    @LoreAccurateHusky 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    That "Bloody Pee Pee" line is honestly some of the funniest lyrics I've heard in a while.
    Also, this video was genuinely helpful for me to understand what makes Pornogrind different from similar genres. I'm hoping this knowledge will help me on my quest to write Furry Pornogrind to add a fresh take on the genre.

    • @dunfun7710
      @dunfun7710 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oh my god please send the final product to me I want to see the how they will react to heavy furry metal

    • @thenoctus6722
      @thenoctus6722 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *OwO*

  • @tortxo7154
    @tortxo7154 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    "Yeah, I'm talking to metal musicians..." Best part.

    • @demonguysayshi2666
      @demonguysayshi2666 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Tortxo he's not wrong.
      I'm a guitarist and don't have a damn clue about music theory. I just plug in the guitar, crank up the gain and start jamming.

    • @robinsarebirds1153
      @robinsarebirds1153 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I understand music theory to a point, enough to know what fifths, fourths, 7ths, Maj/minor 3rds, scales, degrees of scales, chord logic etc. That being said I still thought it was funny as hell because when I write songs I don't really use the theory unless I'm writing the chorous or something melodic. For riffs I find using theory and sticking to the notes of one particular scale can sound boring. You gotta throw stuff in there that shouldn't fit at all, but make it fit, and make it heavy, and make it groove. Hints perfect fourths. These chords sound like actual garbage. But metal musicians make them sound heavy, make them groove, and use it as part of their sound. Or the flat second. Or the flat fifth. Or the flat fourth. It's our job as metal musicians to make these normally unpleasant intervals sound interesting and heavy.

  • @brainyskeletonofdoom7824
    @brainyskeletonofdoom7824 4 ปีที่แล้ว +128

    I think the anime stuff it's just because it's the perfect music to listen to while reading some good ol' hentai.
    Especially if that's your main daily occupation.
    For every day.
    For more than 10 years now.
    All those corpses...
    Save me...

    • @raspberry144mb3
      @raspberry144mb3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      you can (not) be saved

    • @dogvtf
      @dogvtf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      bruh moment

    • @Joseph.Talkowski
      @Joseph.Talkowski 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Dehumanizing Itatrain Worship. My favourite 😄

  • @CHIPNDEATH
    @CHIPNDEATH 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Man I love the right drums with the anime "Gifs". 7:25

    • @Alex-px9oy
      @Alex-px9oy 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      JLSTHERAT shut up weeb

  • @bennyfromthebronx2810
    @bennyfromthebronx2810 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    This was totally worth being on another FBI watchlist. "Menstrual cycle on my face, it's my tribal war paint!"

  • @jingoent7758
    @jingoent7758 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    Content Warning: This guy likes women
    I'm sorry you had to read that sentence

    • @ericcartman898
      @ericcartman898 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Thanks for the warning, I’ll be sure to take that into account when listening to this

  • @grandpasbasementofficial9085
    @grandpasbasementofficial9085 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Thanks for the feature, had a blast recording it! Hmu if you want to make some more of this stuff ;)
    -B-rage
    Féleth
    Grandpas basement

  • @brncorrea11
    @brncorrea11 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    "murder, blood and menstruation"
    love this line.

  • @aylbdrmadison1051
    @aylbdrmadison1051 4 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    Someone somewhere is bound to take this seriously, lols.

    • @J.J_6.9
      @J.J_6.9 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Hahahahah you fool I have already made an entire album

    • @kaythreefox6005
      @kaythreefox6005 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Someone somewhere masterbated to this video. Youre welcome for the images lmfao

  • @ericb.4313
    @ericb.4313 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    "What's the connection with anime and gore?"
    That depends, are we talking moe like Love Live or something like Higurashi? (winces) That fingernail scene...

  • @AlexandrMisko
    @AlexandrMisko 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Oh man that’s so awesome! Such a profound insight into the genre I’ve never got any patience to dive deeper.

  • @Zetor-gh9mf
    @Zetor-gh9mf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +257

    You managed to make pornogrind not sound like literal shit, good job sir👌🤘

    • @averageliteratureenjoyer
      @averageliteratureenjoyer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Gutalax would be offended by this

    • @HideousConformity
      @HideousConformity 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      That's because they ended up making Slam instead, which disappointed me to be honest. I find Slam in general to be incredibly boring. Most of the Slam bands I've heard have sounded far too much like they were former Deathcore bands trying to transition over to Death Metal but failing at it because they just can't let go of their breakdown fetish. The way those fuckers do breakdowns is not brutal (or br00tal or whatever bastardization of the word they prefer), unless they meant to say "brutally boring" because all they manage to do is bore me half to sleep.
      That said, this song was one of those rare exceptions that didn't put me to sleep so I'll give them props for making something slammy that didn't make me want to skip to another track.

    • @princesscarl1656
      @princesscarl1656 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's deathcore, slam but really not grind. I agree.

    • @Clive_Omni
      @Clive_Omni 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      NasenSpraySteven Gutalax ftw!

  • @psychwardfare
    @psychwardfare 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    “Menstrual cycle on my face it’s my tribal war paint” absolute bars my good man🔥

  • @MeOwOgai
    @MeOwOgai 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    "Goodbye monetization."
    The shortest and the saddest story by Ernest Hemingway

  • @trve_ingvar
    @trve_ingvar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    These vids are always so top notch, they should be blowing up in views.

  • @ShuriBear
    @ShuriBear 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Always a pleasure to come back home and see this in my subscription box.

  • @JOHNNYSLASH
    @JOHNNYSLASH 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    pee pee bree bree

  • @kaisertreu6276
    @kaisertreu6276 4 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    2:31 "Extreme metal loves anime."
    *Well, who doesn't?*

    • @disperse7656
      @disperse7656 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      People who go outside.

    • @sadcat1565
      @sadcat1565 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@disperse7656 bxcbgvbfgjuycxetb5ewyt5yv65yg43gvt54v7bh754ebv

    • @andyalien2578
      @andyalien2578 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Asian people

    • @Humanophage
      @Humanophage 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@disperse7656 This didn't age well.

    • @emetofreak
      @emetofreak 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@sadcat1565 I agree

  • @agnestatuleviciute3800
    @agnestatuleviciute3800 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    these series are amazing, every time I just can't stop laughing and they definitely lift my mood for a good week! thank you for your hard work

  • @att3rg8
    @att3rg8 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    3:06 I totally lost it 🤣
    This "how to make" series is such a TH-cam gem. Amazing work guys!

  • @BokuWaHikikomori
    @BokuWaHikikomori 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    3:06 the fact that you bought that same shirt for the purpose of making this video is some dedication LMAO. Subscribed! Also subbing because I'm learning things I had questioned for years

  • @garrywulf537
    @garrywulf537 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I have no idea how I came across this video, but I loved it from beginning to end!
    Awesome work :D

  • @mitchell2719
    @mitchell2719 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Vocalist has a bit of a Nathan Explosion thing going on

  • @miriamreinhardt8939
    @miriamreinhardt8939 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I like how you change the context of the media samples you use; it's very innovative

  • @stravvman
    @stravvman ปีที่แล้ว +2

    2:46 The obvious connection is the existance of extreme anime genres

  • @titanium_zebra7226
    @titanium_zebra7226 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Holy shit I haven’t laughed so hard at a video in a while! Thank you for making this!😂🤘🏻

  • @tehgjunki
    @tehgjunki 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Subbed based solely on the fact that you bought that t-shirt. I admire the above and beyond attitude you have.

  • @B6kmd
    @B6kmd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I just recently discovered this channel and it's both hilarious and informative! Good stuff!

  • @nordicfrost2420
    @nordicfrost2420 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    As someone who grew up opening shows for Meat Shits at The Workshop in Ceres, CA (A LOT), I can say you really nailed it. Song is a bit long for a pornogrind song, but it works! Cheers!

  • @sebastian7494
    @sebastian7494 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I laughed throughout the song 🤣🤣🤣🤟🏾🤟🏾🤟🏾
    Super-heavy and great listen 🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽

  • @GraveReaperCushions
    @GraveReaperCushions 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    6:15 An actual picture of TheQuartering... I knew I was right to subscribe to you guys...

  • @JohnathanPrice1
    @JohnathanPrice1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Love how he threw in Dehumanizing Itatrain Worship lol

  • @Doc_Barnaky
    @Doc_Barnaky 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    this randomly came up in my recommended but I'm pleasantly surprised to have gotten this vid there, your production quality is really fuckin great, man.

  • @theneighborskid3179
    @theneighborskid3179 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "What rhymes with menstration bukkake?"
    "Have you tried rhymezone.com?"
    "They blocked me..."

  • @lolwut7562
    @lolwut7562 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Love this video, honestly hilarious. To think that people honestly make this genre not as a joke

  • @H2ODrinkIt
    @H2ODrinkIt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Can't believe you got Nathan Explosion on vocals for this one

  • @JackAsian
    @JackAsian 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    When you like anime but you are scandinavian and love metal....

  • @michaelrodriguez9084
    @michaelrodriguez9084 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Awesome video glad I found this channel

  • @kallebleles1220
    @kallebleles1220 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I appreciate what I perceive to be increased production value. I wonder if the longer summer days have increased y’all’s productivity.
    Spiral out, keep going!

  • @Oizys_YT
    @Oizys_YT 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    OH NO THE QUARTERING

    • @AdrianJimenez70
      @AdrianJimenez70 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hahahaha I noticed that as well.

  • @innercores1266
    @innercores1266 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    That track is the best yet. Incredible, excellent production.

  • @MacNally12punchout
    @MacNally12punchout 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    shots fired at jeremy from the quartering. lol

  • @LovelaceCamilo
    @LovelaceCamilo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    You just Putted my Discharge Of The BloodyEntrails single artwork on your video Damn sick Thank you man

  • @Vossst
    @Vossst 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I was getting uncanny Dethklok vibes from the track at the end.

  • @zazzenfuk
    @zazzenfuk 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I cant not hear Nathan explosion.. my brain says no but my ears say yes.
    Thank you. This was amazing. Subbed for life.

  • @jujiwastaken
    @jujiwastaken 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    The logo looks great even if its done in ms paint...

  • @alienfuckersh.g.precords7354
    @alienfuckersh.g.precords7354 4 ปีที่แล้ว +149

    You forgot to send your mix through a HM-2 pedal and record the outcome with a skype mic on a cheap aliexpress speaker. poser!

    • @gregmerritt9366
      @gregmerritt9366 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Alien Fucker I think that process was left off because that's a completely different subject: How To Master Any Subgenre That Ends With Core Or Grind.

    • @koffieverslaafde627
      @koffieverslaafde627 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Greg Merritt more everything with grind than core i think, i mean (new) metalcore mixes are quite hi-fi

    • @nykal1510
      @nykal1510 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@koffieverslaafde627 Modern metalcore is just watered down melodic death metal, which in turn is watered down death metal. Nothing core with modern metalcore.

    • @koffieverslaafde627
      @koffieverslaafde627 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nykal i personally dig melodic death metal but I get what you mean. Melodeath isn’t heavy like death metal, I don’t listen to it for heaviness only

    • @mannymangoat2897
      @mannymangoat2897 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Alien Fucker. You guys rule. Been waiting on a second black metal album from you guys. Love you're music and original take on the covers you do too.

  • @kennethwalker086
    @kennethwalker086 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    You guys are awesome.. id even watch a how to make pop music by yall.

    • @kostassalerakis1024
      @kostassalerakis1024 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Watch them make an accidental worldwide #1 pop hit

    • @MrCaquita23
      @MrCaquita23 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      How to make eurodance: Pick the same drums line. LOL.

    • @redsiul997
      @redsiul997 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      He needs to make the video at least 10 min, what will he do for the other 8 minutes ?

  • @rique8875
    @rique8875 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Honestly loved this vid so much. Your hilarious bro

  • @ShinyNix86
    @ShinyNix86 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    So this is where quarantine has led me.... I was relatively normal before quarantine. No going back now. 🤷‍♀️

    • @vanadmirable8813
      @vanadmirable8813 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You and me both my friend

    • @ShinyNix86
      @ShinyNix86 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@vanadmirable8813 😂 at least I'm not alone.... well... here at least. 😂

  • @MeemIsGosh
    @MeemIsGosh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    Oh my god, your guitar gives me homestuck flashbacks, with the Karkat and Cancer symbol

    • @dinghd8566
      @dinghd8566 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      god i was hoping someone had noticed.

    • @sweatergod5386
      @sweatergod5386 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      This person is stuck in 2006

    • @AwkwardHypernerd413
      @AwkwardHypernerd413 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      r/unexpectedhomestuck

  • @eightcoins4401
    @eightcoins4401 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    The final result sounds oddly similair to Dethklok,even lyrically

  • @innercores1266
    @innercores1266 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    These are all great videos. Totally informative and inspiring. We are really coming up with wild stuff! THANX

  • @nathanielsmale826
    @nathanielsmale826 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I genuinely keep coming back and listening to this song it's good.

  • @jonwebb9172
    @jonwebb9172 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    You did more for this genre than anybody in it. Respect

  • @shik1563
    @shik1563 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Worst thing is that this is actually good... I also love how happy you look XD

  • @o.l.6964
    @o.l.6964 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    You made my good day even better sir.

  • @ManicallyMetal
    @ManicallyMetal 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    So much effort and passion in one video man

  • @Deivid_Dono
    @Deivid_Dono 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Just wanna say that the Yui Hirasawa in your shirt is adorable af

  • @pranaysingh6280
    @pranaysingh6280 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I laughed like 7 times ! That's impressive for me hahahahah ily

  • @sonidodemoniacostudios7752
    @sonidodemoniacostudios7752 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    love this channel, long life pagefire

  • @patoxic7303
    @patoxic7303 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    LOVED THE KARKAT ELETRIC GUITAR!

  • @icecreamget
    @icecreamget 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    lol when I can recognize most of the blurred album covers

  • @korvusmangata9007
    @korvusmangata9007 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I reccomend Elfin Lied for Anime
    Lucy and MewMew is best transforming girl. A cute show 14/10
    The amount of scarlet glitter is very prominent throughout

  • @azfarfenner9834
    @azfarfenner9834 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Welp thank God I found this channel...keep up the good work boiiiiii

  • @Jaded_Starlight
    @Jaded_Starlight 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I just started watching your channel and I just noticed your guitar and fucking love it! I'm so happy that I found another homestuck fan and metalhead!