How to make Slam
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 10 ก.ค. 2024
- Wanna jam with green eggs and ham? Well, sam I Slam. Slamming Brutal Death Metal, a genre that's so simple to make that it evolved backwards. Come join us on a magically disappointing journey and pretend to learn something from today's video filled with heavy chugging, blast beats, tempo changes, and cheesy jokes.
#Slam #ExtremeMetal #Bree #PagefireTutorial
[music]
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[div credits]
Mixed and Mastered by MNRecordings
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#Slam #SlamDeathMetal #LetMeSeeSomeHammers
[Chapters]
00:00 Intro
00:31 What is Slam?
04:26 What you need
10:23 Record the Slam
13:10 Music Video
16:37 The End
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“Slam Worldwide wants to know your location.”
Say hello to Bird n Baker for me, little rock natives.
More like core worldwide these days
SWW sucks
@@whatcolorisdeath1266 I have to disagree, Sir.
Well, maybe you're a bit right. But it's great music for "procrastinating till night and than studying sleep deprived for a test assigned for tomorrow".
@Cerberus Spam worldwide would probably put up pop punk these days
Yes finally, one of my favorite metal genres where you record vocals first then write lyrics a year later.
Lmao how accurate
Actual lyrics are optional
Finally, a song you don’t have to write!
Why even have lyrics lol
Jk the vocals and the instrumentals make the music
Oh, so Slam has lyrics...
If the Snare doesn't sound like a pringles can, I don't want it
PINGPINGPINGPINGPINGPINGPINGPING
🗑️🗑️🗑️
St slamger
I can hear this comment
666 likes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pagefire: writes songs as a joke to make fun of the genre
Also Pagefire: writes better songs than half the local metal scene
“This isn’t Cattle Decapitation” had me snort-laugh so hard that snot splattered over my knees
gottem
Pretty metal.
Thats a band name
@@ChopSueyyy Snort Splattered Over My Knees - Self-Titled
and you've got yourself a logo
Our most used phrase is not "show me the hammers" but something along the lines of "YOU GUYS AIN'T SLAM" or "THIS ISN'T SLAM" or something similar. Everything else is pretty accurate tho.
Best line from WD XDDD
except the song wasn't accurate either.
Obviously its post blackened nu-core🤣🤣🤣🤣
"somebody call the slam police"
I thought it was send them to the slaughter house
I don't know who Bree is, but she sure seems lucky, all these dudes are writing songs about her!
Bree Olsen
Bree Larson
bree
BREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Bree Roades
This song : Exist
Underground metal label : Interesting....WE'RE GONNA SIGN THIS NEW BAND 😎😎😎😎
Slam Worldwide just pissed their pantsuit.
Next time on "How to genre" we'll be looking at jazz infused alt progcore with elements of Electronic Industrial Crunk sound
Don't encourage them
No no no please DO encourage them! I want to hear this one!
the fact you have informed us of this makes it pop music. and we don't want POP MUSIC!
How about Technogore?
Real talk: CRUNKCORE
"These aren't band names! These are serious medical conditions!" LOL!
DED
How PC college students be when you show them slam death metal 💀 😂
And you have ALL of them!
*sad rectal cancer noises*
Or extremely rare diseases lol
Come to Brazil ☺️😌🥰🇧🇷
Hahahahahah
Bro literally don’t know you lil bro💀
This was so well explained that I've never felt so understood and attacked at the same time.
i feel a lot is a bit off but eh the deeds been done oh and the slam song is not correct at all.
@@erikbritz8095 what parts of his song aren't correct?? I'm really curious.
@@claudiasolomon1123 almost everything ffs 😂
@@claudiasolomon1123 been listening to Slam for 15 years im ill go over whats wrong later n reply right now im busy handling business
@@erikbritz8095 Weeeeuuuueeeeeuuuuueeeee
Open up, Slam Police!!!!
I can alrighty hear the elitists starting to breath heavy.
meh my only gripe is the song being quite not SLAM.
Bruh I'm hyperventilating already
@@dennisvopalensky You say that like you’re proud of elitism.
@@cranklabexplosion-labcentr8245 nah, sounds more like he actually has a sense of humor
@@nostromo9743 Well, stupid people need to be entertained too I guess.
As a slam loving caveman, I can tell you that everything said in this video is true and the song is fucking neat.🔨🔨🔨
As a fellow caveman with a hammer fetish I can say that this is a certified Bree Bree
Exactly. I’d rate this a bree out of ten
enjoy ya garbage music taste. enjoy that one
You can take our land, but you will never take our BREEEEEEEEEDOM.
The K-on shirt was the most brutal part of this video! :P :v
You just reminded me of that video to Psychosocial someone did with K-ON! clips and how well they made it work
I want one =/
Metal kids and weeb kids were always one in the same.
It took a Within Destruction album and a Bitterwood music video to expose it though.
Never heard of this channel before. Added this song to my Spotify Slam Playlist when it was suggested to me. Now I find this video a week later. I guess he was pretty right about everything then...
I think Devourment deserve credit for not just playing Slam. Their first album set the blueprint but I'd say the rest of their discography is more varied Death Metal with plenty of slamming riffs. Honestly, Obscene Majesty was my favourite album of 2019.
Devourment Popularized SLAM and they really do have a diverse sound in comparison to some SLAM Bands.
Death Metal is heavier than thrash
Sorry I had to say that when I saw that you commented
Yooo
Devourment is the blueprint for sure. There'd be no Cerebral Incubation, Epicardiectomy or Cephalotripsy without Devourment.
WE HAVE A SCHOLAR AMONG US
Ah, I think I get it now: Slam is just the metal equivalent of mumble rap.
Yes
Actually I think slam was first, so doesn't that make Mumble rap the rap equivalent of slam? /s
@@BootsThaRareBirb Huh, y'know, I didn't think about that until now, but you're probably right.
Mumble rap probably doesn't have guro inspired album covers
@@Grim_reviews L
Oh my god I never had subtitles on before now, y'all hiding jokes from us this whole time
thanks, you made me rewatch the video
@@Sefhen awww man, now i gotta do it too...
"Who are these genres made for?"
Legit enjoying Slamjo, for some reason the Banjo makes the breakdown more brutal and yes it is probably as embarrassingly dumb as that sounds... Great video btw
Wtf? This really exists?
Yeah slam supposed to be dumb somehow but we love slams, we love lord Marco and larry wang
NxOxGxOxAx is a legit good band breeee
This is so cringe...
I love it
The Martin cult expands
Shhh, keep it a secret
we’re here to blow your system know what i’m sayin
Banjo slam sounds like something rob scallon would like.
Ps. “Slowly learning how to unplay the guitar” classic Metalocalypse reference
"he's slowly unlearning how to play guitar" ahahahaha great video guys :D
Best part, right after the "hammer smashed phone" I got a phone commercial😂
Is no one else gonna point out the fact that he had PASSENGER OF SHIT's classical hit "Staple Tape Worms on My Penis" playing in the background during the beginning? A man of many cultures, he is!
That actually came from me! :D
A true classic
waiting to new jokes about how to create the logo, such as with twigs and white paint, an old dermantine sofa seat or mandarin peels
Upd: aaaaand, there is actually no one :(
Breecause this joke has already been used in other videoes ;)
the only thing you have to add on for slam is the mirror filter so it looks """symmetrical"""
@@Abasedbymygrief As a noob metal logo designer, can confirm, praise symmetry.
@@Hecatonicosachoron54 i used to make logos and i basically said "fuck you" to symmetry lol. And yes, they sucked
My favorite cheese is BREE BREE!
That song at the end is unironically the best slam track I’ve ever heard 🤯
slam is the genre to listen to when you dont want to hear about someone's gore kink when your driving to school/work
Now do a How to make Death/Black 'n' Roll
I've still waiting "How to make Dungeon Synth" since "How to make Norwegian Black Metal" came out
@@memedaddy793 "How to make Dungeon Synth" would be amazing.
How to make Dungeon Synth - download music from old-school runescape and add a grainy filter to it.
I love how well edited this is. Masterful work!
The best part is knowing that I'd listen to this non-ironically, you know
"looks like if God spilled a person" lmfao
Thats exactly the way we produce our music. But we record inside a pigfarm
I always though that slam vocals sounded like you trying to get the last sips of a milkshake through a straw
The pig squeals, you mean?
@@miriamreinhardt8939 ye
Best video so far. Everything was spot on and the song also slams hard 🔨
Legit did not know that Finn was Sgt D. That explains a lot.
I was 100% convinced that that was a joke that didn’t land. He’s matured so much since calling things “wigger slam.”
You can tell it's him because of Sgt D's multiple posts about the genius of 18 visions, lol.
I’ve been watching your videos for about a year and a half, and all I gotta say is for the effort you put in you deserve at least 1 million subs.
Great video! As a slam fan myself, I have to say great job! And it is awesome that u got Mats Funderud on vocals!
Not sure how much overlap there is between hololive fans and people who like slam, but there's at least one person. Being me.
To make it even more authentic you can also play the final mix at top volume in a car with all windows and doors closed then record with a mic from outside the car.
he's slowly learnings how to unplays the guitars!!!!
1:16 me and beavis and butthead chillin at a suffocation Show:
Slam death metal is the mumble rap of death metal
Wow what a Bad comparison...
@@erikbritz8095 that's the point
@@ThatOneGuy7550 you really are that one guy...
Both are fire, hatin asses ☝️😃
@Cerberus bruh you say that like slam isn't about fucking dead people and killing babies lmao
As a slam-enjoyer, this had me absolutely rolling 💀💀🤣🤣🤣🤣
Instantly subscribed
Yes, I waited so long for this video! It is my favorite Death Metal subgenre.
Dude, i laugherd my ass off trhoughtout the video, thank you for that!
I know its been a while since this came on but its just pure gold!
The snare in that blastbeat is perfection
Just saw Ingested, Devourment, Organectomy, extermination Dismemberment and loved it
that sounds like a REALLY good concert, i love Organectomy
@entity_of_the_cosmos it was. Unfortunately my camera sucked so my photo with the Devourment vocalist came out shittily
Guys, this is as high quality as it gets. I burst out laughing half a dozen times at least. Amazing work.
the production value on these videos is amazing
Slam is one of those genres that you only need to listen to one song to enjoy the entire genre
not really if u go deep enough
@@deathmetal5156Man's never listened to Flesh before 😂
I love Slam and this is hilarious
You guys took over where Erlend & Stenjo left off. I'm American by the way. Came across those guys by accident on TH-cam a few years ago. They were hilarious. I think this channel is fastly becoming one of my favorites. Thanks!
Haha, great Tutorial😂Love that you included Caveman Slam and Videoclips of Uga Uga, my favourite Caveman Slam Band🤘🤘
"The first thing you need to make it heavy is...."
*Types your mom*
lmao
“The vocalist is about to burst!”
“Bree!”
I've been waiting seemingly eons for this and I'm not disappointed one bit lmao
These are some seriously good slams. Great job!
Next up Tech-Death please and please mention Cytotoxin. They make Chernobyl Death Metal and I think that’s beautiful
That would require him to spend months writing and learning insanely difficult riffs and solos, he won’t do that
Oh goddamn I'm actually starting to enjoy the chugga-chugga bree now. HOW DO YOU DO THIS TO ME, ANDRI.
Holy moly, the preview image is just perfect
the brodyquest reference was unexpected but very nice, thank you funny metal man
If It ever make an SLAM band/ project, I'm obviusly calling It "Big boi bonkerino"
Andri! How could you forget about Visceral Disgorge?!
My man is a man of culture as well as i see
I regularly have loud arguments with a pidgeon who lives in my shed. He usually wins.
Dude that trick with the standard tuning and the bass blew my mind and I've been playing for 18 years lol
oh my lord I literally just started listening to slam two days ago and was wondering if pagefire would ever make a video on it
This song was surprisingly good. :D
They always are!
@@theysaykillerwhales no need to exaggerate now. 😊
I was listening to slam when your video popped up in my recommended. Timing couldn’t be more perfect :) Also the music video is literally something I would see on slam worldwide lol
This slaps! Well done as always!
I see the calliope...
You’ve fallen too huh
Slam takes the heavy parts of deathcore and makes that the entire aesthetic. And I, for one, jam the fuck out to it.
God Slammit i head banged to this uncontrollably.. well done. love your vids!
Holy moly what a awesome video for christmas! Merry Christmas!
I like that you felt you had to specify "The hardest part..."
Finally i know how to make real slam
And yet another brilliantly nailed song 🔨
Slam is actually something i have come across and never wanted to ever hear or see again, but now i gotta see it you must have made it bearable... At least I hope so
Slam metal legit one of my favorite sub genres out of death metal, and death metal is my favorite metal genre ever.
WIGGLEZCORE
This is a work of art.
Finally, actually wearing my Kraanium-snapback :D
Been waiting for this genre for ages
Highly recommend you consider the following genres: Skramz, Midwestern Emo, Power Violence, Post Rock, Math Rock, Emo Violence, etc. I think Skramz and Midwestern Emo would be the most interesting, and I am curious as to how you would write the music. If you want examples of Skramz, listen to Saetia - Some Natures Catch No Plagues. Good starting point. Skramz is still an incredibly underground genre and bigger TH-camrs talking about it would be cool.
17:08 Damn! They really got the vocalist from Kraanium. Also had a good laugh at the macarena part. 03:21
You guys are terrific. Never change.
I love those explosive bass drops. Slam should just be one long song of that
This is one of your best yet. The song was awesome!! Mathcore next possibly maybe perhaps?! 🤔🤔🤔
That's actually a good idea. Is it just me, or is mathcore dying out? Might as well pay tribute to the strangest sub-genre of metalcore. Calculating Infinity by The Dillinger Escape Plan was a doozy.
@@BunchesBundles77 oh buddy am I happy to tell you it is not dead!! Check out Mathcore Index on Facebook they share all sorts of awesome mathcore bands and LOTS of newer bands. Also my band Pillar Of Wasps is releasing an album soon, check out my channel if you wanna hear it. But yeah it’s not dead at all and it’s getting more popular for sure
You know, you really haven't made slam, you made dent-infused nu-slamcore with goregrind influences
TrUsT m3 1m An ExP3rT!! 1!
Love this Video about one of my favorite genres 😂👏
Haven’t laughed that hard at a video in a long time. Great stuff
Lyrics from the song’s Bandcamp version:
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Eternal wait
Agony
Pain is real
Anguished screams from the depth
Yanking everything from inside
Blood spills all over me
Wounds shall never heal
Chained and drag down the hall
Baby teeth grow
Divited they fall
Roots of pain
Tears my flesh
Rotting smell
Vomit like
Tortured in the basement for hours
Ripped from the roots
By a sadist
With a master degreeeee-breeee-breeeee
Smooth Jazz
Sound like a piece of ass
Blood makes him horny
His nails are looking corny
Draining fluids from beyond the marble walls
Echoes from the tunnel halls
Torment and pain is real
Radioactive beams aimed at my head
Teeth plucked one by one
Devouring food will never be the same
Stores stopped selling straws
Fucking Turtles makes me starve
And the dentist drill goes
Bree
Breebree
Bree bree
Bree bree bree
Bree bree
Bre bebe
Berebre
Brbbrbrbrbr
Berbrbrbrb
Breeeeeee
Roots of pain
Tore my flesh
Rotting smell
Vomit like
Tortured in the basement for hours
Ripped from the roots, by a sadist
With a master degreeeee-breeee-breeeee
When the vocalist was on the toilet
I felt that
Thanks for making this! Slam my fav genre and iv been requesting it lol
slam got me into all sorts of metal and rock genres tbh.. once you start you can never go back lol
I'm gonna break a genre down to it's basics to show how ridiculous it is and then I'm gonna mock it by playing it.
"Actually plays a goddamn masterpiece that sounds amazing".
I can't believe you missed the chance to call this band "Granadectomy"
Cool you got Mats on board for this. I love this kind of satire
That BRODYQUEST reference was perfect. Thank you.