How to make Cybergrind
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 30 ก.ค. 2024
- Learn about digital Grindcore with programmed drums, muzzy guitars and synths so annoying you forgot what good music sounds like. Join Andri in this bizarre internet trend that will sadly not be the last.
#Cybergrind #ExtremeMetal #PagefireTutorial
[music]
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[div credits]
Vocalist - Brage (Grandpa's Basement)
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(I accidentally wrote Grandma's Basement in the video, sorry about that)
[Chapters]
00:00 What is Cybergrind?
01:18 What you need
05:23 Record
07:55 The Song
10:39 Finale
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I dont think you did it right because you made a good song
This unironically
Honestly, that opening riff wasn't bad.
Seems to be a trend with these guys. Wait, trend is not KVLT.
he always make good songs, thats the only reason i watch his videos....and memes...i like memes
Yes he finds out how to make these shitty genres sound good.
"the most dangerous place in Denmark"
People are going to think this is a joke. You don't know the horrors of Legoland.
Pleas tell us more of the horrors of legoland
02:16
"Døden kommer i brikker"
Translated:
"Death comes in bricks"
Legoland is damn dangerous, what if you get smashed with a brick?
I once got lost there as a kid. Very traumatic.
@@hue3595 Damn 😔
I'm stealing "You just made my software hardware" and I'm not even slightly ashamed
"You need to turn the computer on!" "I. AM!" might be the funniest joke I've heard in your videos.
It's the delivery that sells it.
How to make Christian Black Metal
The correct term is white metal...I hate that I know that.
No, do Christian porno-grind.
Ive heard it's "anti black metal"
I've heard this whole White Metal thing is bullshit
A.k.a. Unblack Metal
Just to let you know if that happens, trve kvlt elitists are gonna crucify them upside down on a sulfuric crucifix all because the Christians ruin their pvre black metal.
"you just made my software hardware"... I can't handle this xD
same.
Now Lets Do The Data Transfer! xD
@@coolstuffsam4468 😏😏😂😂😂
@@coolstuffsam4468 isn't that neat 😄
I love how every time you end up with a song that actually sounds good
@Philip Schlaepfer nah fam it dosen't sound that bad you elitist dog
TBF it is Cybergrind and that is a good genre.
Philip Schlaepfer No u
@Kaan B Discharge Of The BloodyEntrails
"Scrotal Torment Digital Age" is probably the best grindcore album of the year, even if it's a little long.
If it takes up more than half a side of a 7" then it's too long.
The thing that pisses me off is he always does it in these memey contexts but the songs you make always slap lol
I'm sorry, I hate it when it happens.
@@Pagefire (secretly loves it)
Do how to make Nintendo-core
Yesssss
Squidcore, basically Goregrind with Splatoon samples and Inkling sounding gurgling
that's legitimately cool though when they have like gameboys on stage
crankcore
I think Dragonforce already took that.
Honestly you have to stop taking meme/joke genres and making them that great, you're gonna start to make some of us look like half decent human beings...
you dirty ancom
@@gamerpopz9277 oof
Okay but listen to any artist on big money cybergrind
Taking the weirdest, most perverted, and unlistenable genres...and making something awesome 😁
He gets it.
i really dont think Genghis Tron and early Gigantic Brain would be classified as unlistenable
@@mellowcorpsep6665 more like.genghis yawn I'm just kidding!
Thats what people love today
Proof that it's not the genre, it's how you do it.
So... It's what would happen if a Mortal Kombat soundtrack had a child with a Cannibal Corpse album. Fair 'nuff.
I kinda wanna see that
@@geekymetalhead5112 I mean... The first soundtrack had Napalm Death and G//Z/R... Sort of metal cred?
this isn't an ultrakill guide
Please don't stop making these. The way that you know these genres from a technical perspective makes it even funnier when you point out the tropes of them. Its like Metalocalypse but for really obscure and underground music (I used to be active in the underground death metal scene so a lot of this is very relatable).
You should do one on doom metal
and stoner, drone, stoner doom...
...and Funeral Doom....
YES PLS. All of those
Are we ready for a five-hour pagefire video??
I mean, I am.
Nah, it's for pussies! BLACKENED FUNERAL DRONE DOOM
I've been making this stuff since like 2002, well a version of it. Reminds me of the Myspace Cybergrind days with E-labels like KittyonFire. Made a lot of good friends. Good times.
well its 17 years later and still haven't heard about it.
made a cybergrind album in 2018. available on myspace! hahaha
I had a project called Alien Tax Invader on MySpace. I’m working on a return with a new project called fleisch on Bandcamp.
Hell yeah! I had a little project called Slaughtercow Meatsmasher, on Soundclick.
Miraculously, its still there!!! www.soundclick.com/artist/default.cfm?bandID=112410
@@Kataxu downloaded 2 songs from the album.
How to make crust punk
And blackened crust!
YESSS
This!
first get addicted to meth and heroin, no showers for six months. then d-beat. profit
@Natty Fatty Powerlifting step 3. Veganism
This channel is the hero every aspiring musician needs. And never forget: Effort is optional !
"Do you ever listen to hardstyle techno and say to yourself: Wow, this is tolerable! But I wish it was more annoying..."
Yes, yes I do.
"Well you're in luck. Let me introduce you to cybergrind!"
Thank you, thank you pagefire! This makes me happy. This should be nice music.
Edit: Unfortunately not what I hoped for. Hoped for more of the techno aspect. Still, awesome video.
@Xavian Stormfang i'll just keep to Atari Teenage Riot for my rage-filled digital cleaning music.
Hardstyle isn't techno in any way
As someone that actually listens to a lot of this kind of stuff, I can recommend some stuff. First of all, understand most cybergrind takes more from speedcore than from hardstyle/hardcore. His song he ended up with also lacked a lot of the electronic sound. But one of the bands he referenced, The Berzerker, is actually one of my favorite bands. So definitely check them out. More recently I found some Japanese stuff. Check out Coakira and Ozigiri, though Coakira is more speedcore, not really cybergrind.
If you like ATR, check out The Shizit. I've always preferred them to ATR for that kind of music.
And for good measure, even though it's dead opposite of what you were looking for, check out Mulk for one of the weirdest examples of cybergrind.
@Active Username interesting. Split pretty far off. Hardstyle sounds much more like edm than techno to my ears
Listen to extratone
How to make Mongolian folk metal.
Mephistopheles shh, the Tengger Cavalry is gonna invade us again
Please. God. No. Really. No. My coworker has been playing HU in the office. It. Is. Awful.
@@davelanciani-dimaensionx I think that's the
point of these music choices.
Mephistopheles so dope
Look up “The Hu“
The Berzerker is actually really good
Definitely one of my favorite industrial influenced bands out there.
Yeah, but I hate their kick drum sample.
the berserker were a good grindcore band but a shit cybergrind band
The Berzerker ist actually pretty good xD If you like Grindcore and Techno xD
Animosity was a sick beast through and through.
,lml
Yes! I love The Berserker
That's why I said fuck this video.. The Berzerker are amazing and I love this music style.. the gabber/speedcore bass is sick. I love digital hardcore and anything alike
We love the berzerker!!!
Such an underated band. I learned a lot of drumming from his computer🖤🤘🖤
Went to Legoland, barely survived, good work as usual guys!
Hey man the first ever cybergrind album is "CYBERGORE" BY AVULSED . Dave Rotten invented this genre in 1998
Mmmmmmmmm
Wooow I unironically enjoyed the song a lot XD looks a bit like Doom ost! Good job!
Found this channel about a month ago and honestly this how to series is now one of my favourite things on youtube. Keep up the good work my dude :)
Great Quality Content, I was surprised when I saw that the channel is not on the high hundreds of thousands subs. Keep it up, you are metal internet gold
I was introduced to the genre by this Japanese producer named OZIGIRI. I highly recommend you to listen to his music. (He doesn't really stick to this genre tho)
My fav songs by him:
Perfect Annihilation
正月失禁 (Shogatsu Shikkin)
神罰 (Shinbatsu)
No Future No Love
Suicide and Reborn (A collab with DJ Myosuke and RedOgre)*
*I don't know if this song counts as Cybergrind, but I put it in just cause I like it.
@Pagefire
Your Legoland album cover art made me laugh harder than anything else has in a long while. Thank you. Happy to subscribe.
Long overdue sub from me. I love the comedy. But you've introduced me to so many niche genres I've never heard of. Thank you for your hard work!
This is the series that keeps giving I fucking love it, good work dude!
Nice My Immortal reference. Vampire Potter looks sick
You should definitely watch the Soothouse rendition it's exquisite
@@levana2269 O couldn't find any video from soothouse regarding my immortal?
It’s on internet historian but it features soothouse
@@levana2269 Solid laugh flash for at least 1 hour straight guaranteed
You've found a way to make a legitimately hilariously, yet very informative series of "how to music stuff" with genre's I've never seen anyone else touch, and I have to give you SO much credit for that! I would worship you as a god and sacrifice goats in your name if you were to do Nintendocore at some point, oh great Brutal Bard!
Dude, you are hilarious! Love your music on SoundCloud btw. Flott jobb!
God dammit I love this channel so much its one of two where I've actually clicked the bell
How is it that you keep making decent shitty songs? You're showing us how to make music in genres that are mostly shit but your songs at the end of these videos always slap. Mad respect
Those are some very high quality lyrics and the song is an absolute masterpiece of unforeseen proportions within the genre. The riffs are undeniably perfect and the overall sound of the track is glorious and monumental. It does not sound at all like anything that has ever been made before, yet codifies cybergrind in what may be an ushering of the genre to new heights. The subtlety of the imagery conveyed in its lyrics requires conscious effort on the listener's part to truly comprehend the message; a message concerning the desire for galactic peace.
Consequently, in the year 2843, archaeomusicologists will unearth this video from a time capsule and the song will be made the national anthem of the United Cyber-Republic of Earth because the technocratic POOP (Politically Oblique Omniscient Party) that rules the world wants to re-establish economic relations with Kepler-452b, which came to a halt after the Great Fallout of 2677 when a century-long interplanetary war ended in a ceasefire and total loss of contact between humanity and the Greys of Kepler-452b.
With "Scrotal Torment Digital Age" as the anthem of Earth, interplanetary relations will improve greatly. The Greys will want to trade with humans once again and intermarriages will begin again. Just like in ancient Egypt and various other ancient civilisations, only this time the Greys will bless all of mankind with hyperdolicocephaly. With our new elongated heads, we will gain new insight into the genre of cybergrind and all cybergrind made in the 21st century that was never appreciated enough in its time will be heralded as classics in the 29th century. Instead of teaching children Mozart or Beethoven, the 29th-century music schools will focus on the most obscure of cybergrind bands and artists. Also, catgirls will be real.
While this may sound like the utopia of a virgin who still lives with his mum, and the author of this comment does fit that description, let it be known that it is with an intent of satire derived from earnest left-wing idealism that I write these words. POOP does not have to be the enemy if humanity can overcome its selfish and tribalistic nature. If we can come together, be it through cybergrind or appreciation of anime aesthetics (even by those of us that do not watch anime), or through other means, then we can overcome our flaws and see that we are all equals on this Earth. We can liberalise the minds of those that do not believe in liberalism by exposing them to cybergrind. If they can produce the highest-quality cybergrind, and cybergrind is socialised, then they will embrace some form of socialism; this does not have to (and would preferably not) be full-blown communism as that focuses on the self-exploitation of workers by consigning them to manual labour (which is a form of slavery), but rather positive anthropic egalitarianism. Let us all embrace world peace and unite as the human race while we still can!
The Greys are not the enemy, either, as they only probe us for science. If a global association for voluntary alien abduction was established, the Greys would not have to resort to nonconsensual abductions. This would leave many people free from anal trauma and reduce the Global Mean Butthurt (GMB) by massive loads. Aliens do not want to hurt us. They are merely anthropologists, and if anything, they want to help us advance technologically and prepare us for a future where cybergrind is no longer enough. When mere cybergrind ceases to be enough for the cybergrind connoisseurs, they will turn to a new genre that has not yet been born but will combine not only cybergrind, synthcore and deathstep but also post-rock, Indian classical music and Tuvan throat singing.
Petition to make "Scrotal Torment Digital Age" the anthem for the Earth already in the 21st century, possibly preventing the Terran-Keplerian war?
This is art.
Same
Your videos are getting better and better. Don't stop, pls.
You guys always make my day with your how to makes.. please never stop
*slapping computer
"you need to turn the computer on"
"I AM"
i died
Board Up the House by Genghis Tron is actually a pretty decent cybergrind album, if anyone is interested.
Agreed.
Was hoping somebody would mention this! Also, Maruosa's 'Exstream!!!!!!!!!!' and Whourkr's '4247 Snare Drums' are fantastic, and Libido Airbag are pretty interesting!
I listened to that album years ago and really liked it, didn;t even know it was called cybergrind:D
Also had no idea that Genghis was Cybergrind, but that makes sense. Can't say I loved every song, but there are some hot tracks on there.
CugnoTheSwiss I was about to say, fucking great album. The way they pivot into progressive electronic/doom metal on "Ergot" is just glorious.
"I know biology" "you stole my kidney" that's my kinda humor
Nice zombieland saga reference. It's always a joy to spot little things like this in your videos :D
I fool you! You have been BAMBOOZLED!
Top 10 anime betrayals of all time
How to make Drone Metal?
Play 3 notes every 2 hours with 10,000% sustain.
just record ur fridge over distortion
Have you ever seen these "X song but it's 10000 times slower" videos on TH-cam? Think that, but applied to metal.
Thank you for these videos, they are great! Was waiting for cybergrind for a long time =)
I’m officially hooked. Your content is AMAZING!
as someone who makes cybergrind this is a great video
The feeling of listening to Cybergrind (from the Ultrakill ost) versus the normal genre itself is… a difficult feeling.
Cybergrind is now a song, and cybergrind is now breakcore.
Reminded me of Fear Factory and Ministry. I actually feel inspired to make heavy industrial again. Thanks Pagefire!
Will you make a how to trap metal/ragecore in the future?
The Big G oh boy i’d hope so
Wait a minute, this isn’t ULTRAKILL…
Dude! Mad respect for editing this video and songs actually are interesting.
i love this intro
perfectly encapsulated the clusterfuck of whatever the hell this shit is
This is ducking amazing. I’m not even going to correct the auto correct because effort and stuff.
Even though at this moment this video has 793 likes with 6k views, its more popular than 75% of Cybergrind bands
Please keep doing that kind of videos guys ! Congrats from France ! =)
I love how chill the background music is tbh
it hurts how accurate this is, yet i still like the music 😂
"You have to turn the computer on. -> I know". This killed me.
The funniest thing about your videos is that even if I'm not into the genres you do, I actually like the songs and I search for more of that 😂
Your channel is the best... hands down the funniest...poking fun of the scene(s) but, having great fun...PURE EXCELLENCE than you - from Dayton Ohio
As someone who unironically listened to quite a lot of cybergrind when I was a teenager, I really liked the song.
"You just made my software hardware" xD
Your video editing skills are through the roof!
Well you did it again: the type of metal that I'm not interested in the least and yet your song is awesome! Keep it up mates!
how to make gorenoise please
DEAR GOD NO
@@daehnihc OH YES!!!
surely no such thing as gorenoise exists?
@@khalnetherfields7263 Oh, but it exists alright!
There you go
I love you guys so much lmao
Omg, I love these videos so much. They're the best
You keep getting better at each music you make, continue to discover more underground genres.
Cybergrind is a weird one in that while there were different bands doing it or something like it in a bunch of different places back as far as the early '90s and they weren't unaware of one another, it really only becomes a scene or a genre unto itself rather than a weird minor trend in the death metal, grindcore and powerviolence scenes of the time when it hits the Internet in the mid '00s, with Genghis Tron really being the flagship band of that new wave. Unfortunately, where Genghis Tron and their predecessors by and large fucking slapped, a lot of later cybergrind, especially the more goregrind-inflected stuff is… well, it's rarely *boring,* but man, is it a mixed bag.
Man, I love your videos but I need to say that you look exactly as Little Billy on Dexter's Laboratory bus monster episode.
I have loved watching this entire series. It's amazing
This is both awesome and inspiring
You made this sound way too good, if Cybergrind really sounded this good I’d be a huge fan. Must admit when The Berzerker released their first album back in 2000 I was a fan of them and I still like Agoraphobic Nosebleed check out their newest album they’ve really come along way sounds nothing like when they first began. 🤘
I thought this was about the ultrakill music lmao
But it's even better
I think I'm in love with this genre. Definitely gave me ideas on how to take Womb Eater further.
best one yet, nice work
Can we just take a second to appreciate the genius of
"You need to turn the computer on!"
"... I AM!"
As a real freak who loves (trve™️) techno (as in the actual genre) and (actual¿) metal (especially weird and experimental shit that I guess some OG metalheads hate) , I’m not sure if I’m more troubled by this sub-genre and how much I don’t like it, or by the electronic aspects of it being referred to as “techno”... I know, techno is often just used colloquially as a catch all for “electronic dance music”, but um, it is an actual genre of music, with various sub-genres, much like metal, jazz, etc... If you think massive EDM artists playing at mass produced, corporate sponsored “raves”, or something similar, when you think “techno”, well, that’s not it. That’s a different (awful imo) thing.
It’s interesting, with techno and metal, I’ve had friends say, “I can’t stand any X”, X being one of the two, and that basically always came down simply to not understanding the genre, or that techno is actually a genre, and not actually EDM. With techno and metal, I’ve been pretty successful in making converts, bc of the wide variety of sub-genres, and how broad they are, probably more than most other genres people commonly have an aversion to..
So, um, idk quite what my point is.. I told you I was a real freak, idk why I’m writing this for sure... Freaky, yeah?!?!
I guess, since mostly metal heads likely watch this channel (which I’m new to, and I already freaking love it!), I’d say if you “don’t like techno”, but think of techno as what you hear in cybergrind, or just as a synonym of EDM, I’d say what you likely say to friends of yours who don’t like metal, and that’s that there’s a whole world of sub-genres to explore, and you may be surprised to find you do like a certain style of techno.
Also, uh, continuing with the theme here, if you’re a fan of cybergrind, or know of any metal artists that actually incorporates trve tvchno in an interesting way, even if not necessarily a cybergrind band that does, feel free to share that with me, bc I’m open to being proved wrong, and admitting that I like this, or at least a band or two that play this style.. Cheers! ♾✌️
This is the first video of yours i've seen.
I love it.
This was great... Subscribed!!
Is Anal Granade going to release an album soon or what? TAKE MY MONEY!
You just made my software hardware :P
Dude, your song turned out amazing.
Your ironic how to songs are better than most of the serious bands songs!
Subbed!
How to make War Metal next!
When did agoraphobic nosebleed become cybergrind?
Maybe poking fun at them using a drum machine?
Meh
I'd rather just hide the sarcasm via lack of emotional inflections. through the internets inability to Express it without emojis
Dude whatever you do sounds good.
Your song is actually good and the lyrics are awesome
Make ragecore. It is like dubstep mixed with grindcore and black metal.
I love these videos, and the songs are so great.
Consider subtitles in Spanish,
greetings from México
Salud.
Hey fam I'm from Mexico too, greetings
Your stuff is comedy gold, I love it!
I feel sad because when you get out of weird genres, we won’t get anymore of your genius videos! Love your work dudes!
oh jesus, I never imagined that it is possible to go even more underground :D
there is :D just go check on youtube for this: amphibian - dildo frog
@Kaan B Gorenoise
if you want a listenable version of cybergrind then listen to industrial metal
Thats really something different.
I've learned the most with you guys! Masters!!!!!!
fucking hilarious ! You touched on my guilty pleasure of listening to The Berserker.
love this channel
cheers!