The implication being that people engage the person in the water with melee weapons for some reason and therefore have slower swings that the person in the water can dodge, and that the water is at least shoulder-height
Also the fact that it's harder to aim at things in water: it's why spearfishing can sometimes be a pain in the ass. Avo bonus is only 10 due to the person in the ocean not only having to time their dive perfectly, but hope they aimed at a spot that would've been close to a miss anyways being even more off center
@@maagic2031 but seriously Asvel's Grafcalibur is broken. He is guaranteed to crit when he doubles, which is pretty often because of his great growth and base speed that can be further enhanced with the Ced Crusader Scroll.
@@ladyriethegoldendelmo5441 there were not many tiles with terrain bonuses on the Death Star, why do you think the Emperor had unlimited power? He was sitting on a throne
"I've found the perfect counter! I'll use my Anima magic! It's really accurate!" "But the most devious part about this throne is that it also gives +5 Res!" "How does a chair weaken the strength of magic?" "You don't question the throne!"
@@dantrunkyrusuke4772 Because i am absolute garbage at image editing and i like having this profile picture. And i am also not very creative with making names...:/
on the flipside isn't it kinda weird how you're able to hit someone standing way up on a mountain, as long as that mountain is next to the grassland you're standing on?
"Everything Into the Dark" was the perfect music choice for this. The despair of not being able to land a single hit. Your combination of comedic timing, editing, and acting make for such a quality experience.
Then Echoes be like: "Alright, we're in a wide open graveyard, there is nothing here to dodge attacks with." "Oh, really? That's a rather _grave_ mistake you've made." "NO!" "60 AVOID!!!"
Then radiant dawn is like "Alright, we got you cornered now, we are literally flying its impossible to get terrain bonuses, flying classes arent affected" "Or are they?" "NANI!?!?!?!?" "Flying on top of this cloud gives me evasion"
As a question, if Walter White and Jesse Pinkman defected in the lab Gustavo Fring built over Lalo’s and Howard’s bodies, would this mean Gus’s meth lab is a neutral ground because nobody can be hit because of the effective 80 avoid?
Shoving be the pacifist option if they add it in FE6 remake. Roy:"Okay, war is over, we can go home" Zephiel:"I am still alive tho." Roy:"Yes, but we got your throne"
“I got you now! There’s no pillars, no thrones, no plants, there’s NOTHING to save you!” “Or is there?” “What?!” “The very floor tiles that I’m standing on right now give me a decent amount of avoid!” “HOW DOES THAT EVEN WORK?!?!?!” “Bold of you to assume that you’re capable of grasping video game logic”
I mean the more you question mechanics of a game that are done simply for balance or to make it more substantial, the less they make sense. Like how Halo allows you to zoom in... with a sword. Or how Pokemon can only punch a certain number of times... Or how Geralt dies to a three foot fall... Or how Link can send his mind back into his younger self by doing something that would have no effect on the past... Or how Doom demons are made of ammo, health, and armor... but only in certain conditions. Or how any game... that isn’t Prey 2017... doesn’t let you kill people relevant to the story even by stabbing them with a legendary sword. Or where the hell you store the fish you grabbed with your bare fucking hands in Subnautica. Or the classic Minecraft tree punching.
Mage: *Sends giant fireball, Thunder bolt, dark spells, and meteor* Enemy: *sits completely still on a Throne* All Attacks: *MISS* ME: WTF HE'S SITTING STILL HE SHOULD BE EASIER TO HIT!
My assumption is that because the magic might take its time to move the distance, mages try to predict where the enemy will move next. However, the enemy does not move.
I came back to this video after playing Engage and somehow, this joke is even funnier now than it was before. 60 avoid tree really is the ultimate shield.
Ya know, I really love this new fire emblem. Realistic graphics, classic characters like Red shirt guy and crown guy, Not sure about the map re-use though, almost every level is the same map! I think I'll give it 7/10, looking forward to the child characters in chapter 18, hope you paired bismix and mekkah for the +10 avoid to good strategy
NOTE: With the introduction of Chain Attacks in Fire Emblem Engage: Player Character: Come at me, fools! I am invincible on top of this thron- Enemy unit: We've prepared for that. Backup units! Come on in! Player Character: WHY DOES EVERYONE HAVE 80% ACCURACY!?
I’m sure someone else has already said this, but I appreciate how you made sure to wear red and blue outfits for the two sides of the skit. It’s the little details that make the experience!
Everybody here talking Echoes. What about the Goddess Tower in Radiant Dawn. Literally every other tile had an effect. Also, GBA FE: This doorway gives me +2 defense and +30 avoid. Oh and it heals.
Me: plays fe Game: hey here’s a group of reinforcements consisting 3 high level thieves with high avoidance and inside deep forest with 40% increase in avoidance oh and also they can one shot your magic users Me: .................just end me
I come back to watch this and like, all your other skits every few months and they never fail make me laugh every time its crazy. Your videos have genuinely made my life better, thank you bismix
When the boss sits on the throne with a 1-2 range weapon and has health restoration spells like nosferstu and/or elixirs. Tactician: understandable, have a great day(walks out of castle, only to run back in)....OR I COULD USE THE RUTGER!!!
Chair: 0 avoid
Throne: 30 avoid
It pays to get fancy chairs, as long as you’re playing Fire Emblem.
why do you think fancy chairs are more expensive
Of course interesting maneuver
I love your username by the way!
@@lejuicyfruit Why, thank you!
@@interestingmaneuver how much does a trench add? I've been in this standing here, not moving, and I have "avoided" several hundred boltgun shots.
"We're indoors there's no way you can get any terrain bonuses"
*Fire Emblem Echoes has entered the chat*
Pillars: ay yo I heard you needed some in-combat bonuses
"haha i'm standing over a floor made of slabs you can't touch me!"
Con D. Oriano ledges would like a word with you
I am standing on a healzone! You can't touch me!
Enemy:"Healzone? Dude, that is your fridge."
Yes, but it is a magical fridge.
@@lolmetaknight To be fair that one was probably supposed to be a nerf to a certain flying Trio.
“Sorry im standing on a dead person in shadows of valentia, 60 avoid.”
So, teabagging a corpse, huh?
@@rainierdanredondo1278 yes
You know that one actually kinda makes sense, if the tombstones are the tall kind they could make for good cover
@@bens5093 wait that is actually true-
"I'm literally standing on the floor in Shadows of Valentia, 20 avoid."
Ah yes this tree makes me dodge 20% better.
Standing up < Standing under a tree < Literally sitting down
@@alexhughes4683 truuuuu
Should I show him the Spiffing Brit video? 🤣
I mean you cant really tell if your a tree or not
*casually making a reference that no one will get about a game that no one will know about the fact that snow is fricking terrible for dodge*
"You're standing in the ocean! You're literally slowed by the water! HOW?!"
*gurgling* "Ten Avoid"
500 likes, ggs
The implication being that people engage the person in the water with melee weapons for some reason and therefore have slower swings that the person in the water can dodge, and that the water is at least shoulder-height
Also the fact that it's harder to aim at things in water: it's why spearfishing can sometimes be a pain in the ass.
Avo bonus is only 10 due to the person in the ocean not only having to time their dive perfectly, but hope they aimed at a spot that would've been close to a miss anyways being even more off center
The one good thing about drowning in the FE6 water temple
Now imagine if that Throne was a Wheel Chair...
new mount?!
Merlinus op then?!?!?!?!
+10 Spd
New ballistician class
8 movement at least
Echoes fort tiles joke*
Lol funny
I could watch the video, OR...
I could use this *WARP STAFF,* and reply to Senpai!
Fair
Thracia thrones joke*
standing on a mountain with no cover and reduced movement... +10 avo
Thracia Throne: *Laughs in 10 defense*
**Laughs in Asvel/Asbel**
**laughs in fatigue**
@@maagic2031 but seriously Asvel's Grafcalibur is broken. He is guaranteed to crit when he doubles, which is pretty often because of his great growth and base speed that can be further enhanced with the Ced Crusader Scroll.
@@windmage0168 Broke: Killing bosses with Graffcalibur
Woke: Stealing their weapons and capturing
@@TheAlguien Yeah let me steal with my *3 CON* Lara.
*High Ground: +30 Avoid, +40 Defense, +50 Strength*
Never underestimate the power of terrain bonuses. Anakin did and look at where that got him.
didnt darth vader kill u the 2nd time? lol
@@ladyriethegoldendelmo5441 He let Vader kill him so he can show Luke how powerful the force actually is by coming back as a force ghost.
@@ladyriethegoldendelmo5441 there were not many tiles with terrain bonuses on the Death Star, why do you think the Emperor had unlimited power? He was sitting on a throne
@@ladyriethegoldendelmo5441 he didn't had the high ground that time
OWAHH XD Amazing
"I've found the perfect counter! I'll use my Anima magic! It's really accurate!"
"But the most devious part about this throne is that it also gives +5 Res!"
"How does a chair weaken the strength of magic?"
"You don't question the throne!"
eyyy hans
NO ONE MUST QUESTION THE THRONE
the way he said health restoration has me feeling a certain way
Will this man ever stop being incredibly funny?
Will fire emblem games stop having reinforcements when you least expect them?
Eventually all fires die
Why is your name "that guy green" if you have no green pfp
@@dantrunkyrusuke4772 Because i am absolute garbage at image editing and i like having this profile picture. And i am also not very creative with making names...:/
Then become That Guy Blue
"I'm flying over the throne. I don't get avoid bonuses but I still regenerate HP"
Ah yes you see that's because between combat rounds he gets to sit back down and get comfortable
How many masterpieces is one person allowed to make in a lifetime
How many paintings did Leonardo da Vivci make?
Yes
All
How many songs has Ken Ashcorp sung?
How many green units go and get themselves killed?
Honestly, kinda disappointed he didnt use a toilet for the throne
Really soul really
Don’t make me get Maka over here she’ll probably chop you
(This is intended as a joke)
It would've been perfect symbolism for the terrain boost's bullshit.
Shit stains in the bowl
on the flipside isn't it kinda weird how you're able to hit someone standing way up on a mountain, as long as that mountain is next to the grassland you're standing on?
Attacking flyers with melee infantry
Oh, but you see, the fire emblem characters can jump REALLY high.
@@EddieB-ready Merc and hero crit
@@EddieB-ready what about shooting through walls?
@Eitra Ardania not sure how would it help them INDOORS
Radiant Dawn Endgame Tiles: *Exist*
Bismix: “No...no that’s not true. That’s Impossible!”
Search your strategy guide. You know it to be true.
"Everything Into the Dark" was the perfect music choice for this. The despair of not being able to land a single hit.
Your combination of comedic timing, editing, and acting make for such a quality experience.
Its a theme of Fire Emblem 7?
@@shade4759 yep, main villain's combat theme
@@TheAlguien , Negal might be basic, but he's one of my favorite villains, in part b/c of his theme.
Those fail noises trigger my ptsd
The sad little “it’s called a throne” at the end lol
I laughed so hard I fell out of my nee at part
This video successfully took me out of the anguish that is finals week for 1 minute and 54 seconds. Thanks so much Bismix
John Yoder best of luck to you.
Good luck!! 🙏
So how did your finals go?
“It’s over”
“Why?”
“I have the high ground”
“GGs then, fair play”
HUGE bonuses
We got them MOUNTAIN bonuses now boys!
Shadow dragon and the blade of light, hills give 25%
Letge
@@LuisFelipe-th1lk up letge better than down letge
This makes me realize that sitting is the most defensive position you can get in fire emblem.
me when stand on echoes grave
Then Echoes be like:
"Alright, we're in a wide open graveyard, there is nothing here to dodge attacks with."
"Oh, really? That's a rather _grave_ mistake you've made."
"NO!"
"60 AVOID!!!"
This box gives me 40 avoid AND health regen!
don‘t forget the 20 avoid you get indoors from „Tile“
Did you bring any mages?
Bossman: Why you reading a book? Nerd!!
Goon turned mage: Its CALLED A TOME!!!
Then radiant dawn is like
"Alright, we got you cornered now, we are literally flying its impossible to get terrain bonuses, flying classes arent affected"
"Or are they?"
"NANI!?!?!?!?"
"Flying on top of this cloud gives me evasion"
Sacred Stones: "Would you look at that! It's *a pillar!"*
>60 avoid for standing on a dead body
>20 avoid for standing in a building
If the dead person was under an indoor throne, would that make it impossible to hit a person sitting on that throne?
As a question, if Walter White and Jesse Pinkman defected in the lab Gustavo Fring built over Lalo’s and Howard’s bodies, would this mean Gus’s meth lab is a neutral ground because nobody can be hit because of the effective 80 avoid?
1:00 When you trigger Astra but the enemy is on a bush
“I can’t beat the crap outta you without getting closer”
THE KING HAS RETURNED
*"Terrain Bonuses, Son. They give me avoidance in response to potential physical trauma, you can't hurt me, Jack."*
...Emblem Corrin is basically Nanomachines for Thieves.
Police tries to arrest me for trespassing: Stop!
Me standing next to the park gate: 30 Avoid suckers!
SWAT: Backblast clear.
*They proceed to use magic*
Doesnt the gate also give hp res?
"I could try to hit you on the throne, OR I COULD USE THE SHOVING MECHANIC!"
Legit question
Does that actually work on enemies?
@@wolfspirit7239 I believe you can in Tellius.
Shoving be the pacifist option if they add it in FE6 remake.
Roy:"Okay, war is over, we can go home"
Zephiel:"I am still alive tho."
Roy:"Yes, but we got your throne"
@@amogusfan-mp9iw iirc any seize map has the seize point be in a corner so that way it is impossible to shove the boss off the tile
"It's over Anakin. I have the low ground."
"You underestimate my power!"
"You underestimate my +30 avoid."
1:20 the face he makes after sitting is amazing.
The trees really be out here blocking vision
“I got you now! There’s no pillars, no thrones, no plants, there’s NOTHING to save you!”
“Or is there?”
“What?!”
“The very floor tiles that I’m standing on right now give me a decent amount of avoid!”
“HOW DOES THAT EVEN WORK?!?!?!”
“Bold of you to assume that you’re capable of grasping video game logic”
they're obviously magic tiles :P
In Shadow dragon and the blade of light Paths/villages/shops/armoury/bridges & floor Tiles give 0%
HOWEVER an open field gives 5%
Yeah seems legit
@@orionsong1624 Waxed/Lubed Tiles are surprisingly effective terrain.
I mean the more you question mechanics of a game that are done simply for balance or to make it more substantial, the less they make sense.
Like how Halo allows you to zoom in... with a sword.
Or how Pokemon can only punch a certain number of times...
Or how Geralt dies to a three foot fall...
Or how Link can send his mind back into his younger self by doing something that would have no effect on the past...
Or how Doom demons are made of ammo, health, and armor... but only in certain conditions.
Or how any game... that isn’t Prey 2017... doesn’t let you kill people relevant to the story even by stabbing them with a legendary sword.
Or where the hell you store the fish you grabbed with your bare fucking hands in Subnautica.
Or the classic Minecraft tree punching.
@@mr.stuffdoer8483 At least the trees make some sense (guerilla tactics)
"Damn, I've been defeated. But I can't fall here. I must make my retreat."
"There's literally nowhere you can go."
"Oh yeah?" (sits on throne)
Nice reference to one of his videos
"You four guard him, stay far enough away that he can't hit you"
Mage: *Sends giant fireball, Thunder bolt, dark spells, and meteor*
Enemy: *sits completely still on a Throne*
All Attacks: *MISS*
ME: WTF HE'S SITTING STILL HE SHOULD BE EASIER TO HIT!
My assumption is that because the magic might take its time to move the distance, mages try to predict where the enemy will move next. However, the enemy does not move.
@@Klorophyte Such a galaxy brain way of dodging attacks
@@Klorophyte so lugia logic then lol
its like in those movie when someone sitting on chair doing something and have a chaotic scene in the background.
I came back to this video after playing Engage and somehow, this joke is even funnier now than it was before. 60 avoid tree really is the ultimate shield.
DS FE enemies: "I don't have such weaknesses"
*"I-It's called a throne."*
0:03 Thought he was gonna say "I have the high ground" for a second there lol
It’s over Anakin, I’m on a high ground tile!
I love how in real life sitting down in a battle is basically a death sentence, but doing it in Fire Emblem gives you defense and avoid.
Its Over Hector I have The High Ground!
You Underestimate my 1-2 range!!
Dont try it!
*attacks and misses*
*No damage*
Fire Emblem themed skits are exactly the content i needed in my life. Thank you TH-cam.
Finally a new video , I never clicked on a video so fast before...
The incredibly niche nature of these videos is exactly what I want
Thank you
being inside an empty castle magically heals your wounds
Last time I was this early, Bismix was still drawing caricatures
standing on a hill: It's over red unit. I have the high ground!
Shouldve used a pillar indoors, the high ground is always advantageous
bismix: (sits on chair)
Enemy: *Understandable, have a nice day.*
*Ultra instinct theme intensifies*
Gaiden enemy: looks like someone has made a *GRAVE* error
At 1:07 I thought we were going to talk about that PILLAR in the background
Just wait till this guy hears about sand
It's course, rough... it gets everywhere.
I think water has dodge which make no sense its hard to move in the water
the enemy doesn't want to follow you in the water, so it's more like -10 hit which equal +10 avoid
@@andresramirez468 nah they just dive underwater.
Don't forget that water, a transparent liquid, also gives you +10 avoid.
When I'm on a terrain: Enemy hits a 45%
When the enemy is on terrain: UNTOUCHABLE
Always happens.
@@Galdr That's FE, baby!
"We are indoors, theres no way you-"
Me: *standings beside the castle's collumn*
"Okay, look, it's clear out here.
No trees.
No bushes.
No avoid."
"Or so you thought" *Steps on grave*
I raise to you, this random pillar I'm standing next to. You'll never hit me now with my 40 avoid
Ok but Thracia thrones that give 10 def 30 avo
To this day my favorite FE skit.
Fighters vs Myrmidons in a nutshell
Now this is the type of hyper focused, obscure humor that I've been missing in my life
Bruh these skits are hella quality. You deserve more subs man!
Main villain: I fear no man, but that thing scares me
My low defence dancer in a tiny shrub
That Heath restoration sounded so beautiful 😭
The binding blade music really fits with the topic of the video if you know what I mean.
"You can't hit me while I stand and heal myself in this *Fort* "
(Stands on top of an empty sandbox)
This video is so legendary, I keep comming back to it from time to time.
Ya know, I really love this new fire emblem. Realistic graphics, classic characters like Red shirt guy and crown guy, Not sure about the map re-use though, almost every level is the same map! I think I'll give it 7/10, looking forward to the child characters in chapter 18, hope you paired bismix and mekkah for the +10 avoid to good strategy
Thracia: I’m standing on top of this fence that I shouldn’t technically be on. +5 def and +20 avoid
I mean terrain does effect warfare, naturally lol
But the throne... yeah, thats fair XD
Man, it's been a while since I've seen a video from here. Good to be home.
Remember, if you stand on a tomb, you will get 60 for absolutely no reason!
Enemy: "We're inside, theres no way you can get terrain bonuses!"
Alcryst and Yunaka: "He He, Corrin go WHEEEEEEEEE"
I was almost expecting you to sit on some person's gravestone for that insane Gaiden avoid bonus.
It's been 3 years and I still say the phrase "Health Restoration" in that exact tone of voice every time. Great job man
Yunaka be like “60 avoid plus 15 crit!”
NOTE: With the introduction of Chain Attacks in Fire Emblem Engage:
Player Character: Come at me, fools! I am invincible on top of this thron-
Enemy unit: We've prepared for that. Backup units! Come on in!
Player Character: WHY DOES EVERYONE HAVE 80% ACCURACY!?
when the main villain starts to glue eat your entire team:
I’m sure someone else has already said this, but I appreciate how you made sure to wear red and blue outfits for the two sides of the skit. It’s the little details that make the experience!
0:30
POV: You are food in the microwave
i need a gif of that person standing menacingly on top of a bush
Everybody here talking Echoes. What about the Goddess Tower in Radiant Dawn. Literally every other tile had an effect.
Also, GBA FE: This doorway gives me +2 defense and +30 avoid. Oh and it heals.
I love the music choices for this. Inescapable fate? More like inescapable terrain bonuses!
Me: plays fe
Game: hey here’s a group of reinforcements consisting 3 high level thieves with high avoidance and inside deep forest with 40% increase in avoidance oh and also they can one shot your magic users
Me: .................just end me
Game : Gladly
I come back to watch this and like, all your other skits every few months and they never fail make me laugh every time its crazy. Your videos have genuinely made my life better, thank you bismix
* Fire Emblem Three Houses healing tiles intensifies *
When the boss sits on the throne with a 1-2 range weapon and has health restoration spells like nosferstu and/or elixirs.
Tactician: understandable, have a great day(walks out of castle, only to run back in)....OR I COULD USE THE RUTGER!!!
Nord was the absolute worst! High avoid, high accuracy, good bulk and high damage, with a Nosferatu tome. Thank Saint Elimine that Rutger exists.
Rutger: I could just give up here... OR I CAN USE THE KILLING EDGE
Gel: I going to ruin this whole man’s career with my 89 avoid
@@zaneheaston8254 **Crit sound plays**
@@maximaldinotrap *misses*
@@zaneheaston8254 In fire emblem if it is a crit it does not miss.
0:37 inescapable fate song brings me back
Lowkey tho, I thought he was gonna spill water on the floor and walk away, taking away the enemy's move while reinforcements arrive.
You never fail to make me laugh! Your expressions and your voice are *perfect* for these skits!
So who else is loving covert?
I came here for 60+ Avo Yunaka, but I stayed for Covert.
I thought the bad guy was about to grab the pillar in the background.
Amazing as always Bismix.
Just wait till he gets to a tiled floor.