MORTAL KOMBAT LAWYER
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 22 เม.ย. 2021
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MORTAL KOMBAT LAWYER
With the new Mortal Kombat movie coming out Johnny Cage is super excited for this year's Mortal Kombat tournament. However, poor Johnny learns that he has been banned, and for one very specific reason.
STARRING:
Lawrence Loyermin - Michael Davis
Johnny Cage - TJ Smith ( / tjsmith )
Sub Zero - David Odom
Written by Michael Adams Davis and Michael Schroeder
Produced by Brian Fisher and David Odom
Cinematogrpahy by Michael Schmidt
Makeup by Mel Aksamit
Edited by Chris Haynes
Costume Designer - Michelle D’Antonio
Special Thanks to Celina Kirchner and Stubbs Alderton & Markiles
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Johnny Cage not having his nut punch in Deadly Alliance and Armageddon is making a lot more sense to me now.
This video is canon 😆
Oh my god, you're right!
I completely forgot about that. And his absence from Deception further confirms it, that was the game he was banned from.
@@lizardguyNA Also true!
@@lizardguyNA wait that starting to make to much sense
It’s crazy how that guy can be a janitor, a doctor, and a lawyer for Mortal Kombat
The Mortal Kombat support staff trilogy!
To be fair, Shang Tsung canonically has dabbled in cloning.
I can probably name someone else that does all of that, but not for Mortal Kombat.
Just like Johnny Sins
They are just the same character model with different coloured ties.
"So thats how shang tsung pays for these..."
You know this makes perfect sense.
I'd like to see a rwby crossover with mortal kombat
@@kingsleysh8070 Did you confuse RBNB and RWBY?
@@SwiftNimblefoot no I meant what I said
@@kingsleysh8070 well If you want to see them get absolutely demolished then sure.
Scorpion can actually confirm for us that all lawyers do indeed go to hell
That's pretty much confirmed from a wide variety of sources.
It’s true, just ask Kevin Lomax.
My lawyer is a good shark.
Even Ghost Rider quote from MvC tell that too after beating Phoenix Wright 😁
@@KenMasters. The guy from New York Minute...?
I’M JOHNNY FRICKIN CAGE
Hey man, nice job on this!
You have the sexiest feet ever
BEST 👍!
You did a great job!
But I am Jimmy cage 😂😂😂
This actually seems like what would happen if this was real
It came out ONE minute ago
Sure, i am certain Outworld, Netherworld and world class criminals would definately sue...
Man
Wait, this isn't real?
It’s probably why he isn’t in the movie.
Johnny Cage was worried about not participating in the All Valley Karate Tournament, most prestigious tournament in every dimension
LMAO
Well, he is JOHNNY.
I have a Cage variation in MK11 named "Killy Zabka"
The fight for the soul of the valley
Hey, maybe Johnny can challenge Frank Dux in the mystical tournament known as the Kumite! I hear they allow dick punching, LOL!
Tom Cruise would be perfect for the tournament. His insurance company will cover him for anything.
Yeah cause he tells the studio to fire any insurance company that even thinks about telling him he can’t do the stunt 😆 and anything Tom Cruise says goes
@@sean_mccadden the power of scientology
No he'd just heal instantly because Tom Cruise is a clone lmao
he would be really unbalance can you imagine tom cruise fighting scorpion and doging all his high attacks without ducking and then just duck his mid attack. totally unfair
Is Jax gonna sue Ermac for ripping of his arms?
Is it a sexual assult?? If not then nobody would care.
@@Raximus3000 , wouldn’t Ermac ripping off Jax’s arms be considered aggravated assault? I could be wrong though because I’m not a lawyer, and I don’t much about the laws in the United States.
@@RoronoaZoro-ur6hr
They want to ban Johny because he punches dicks in a DEATHmatch with very few rules. They are driven by a certain mindset.
p.s.
Wasn't it Gorro who did it?
@@Raximus3000 , Ermac ripped off Jax’s arms in the MK9 video game, but Goro ripped off Jax’s arms in the Scorpion’s Revenge animated film.
@@RoronoaZoro-ur6hr I mean you could argue that Ermac was acting in self-defense as Jax was the one first attack him.
Cassie is screwed she double punched people in the crotch even her own dad and mom
Ding dong lol
@@joevszombies 😂😂
Pride
Who is cassie?
@@studentdrake Johnny Cage’s daughter
The delivery on "So that's how Shang Tsung is paying for these tournaments" fucking killed me, it genuinely sounded like he just had a year long question just answered for him in an instant
But for real, Johnny Cage not being in the movie is bullshit.
He is in the sequel bro
@@dctribute9865 doesn't make him not being in the first one bullshit
It's a major disappointment yeah
But Kano literally serves the role of Johnny in the film as the comedic relief
To have 2 would mess the film
So instead they just went the probably logical route and chose Kano instead
That way the could flesh out the grudge between him and Sonya if he ever comes back for the sequel
And 2, we'll really have something to look forward to in the sequel
@@thisguy1640 nah I don't want reason I want the CAGEmeister
You could say the movie directors should have been dick punched!
Can't believe mortal kombat doctor came out 6 years ago
I need more Mortal Kombat skits and/or songs honestly.
Feels old old man
Jesus Christ I feel old
And it's still funny,
Wow these costumes are so realistic and pretty very convincing. TJ makes a good Johnny Cage. Besides I got that Karate Kid reference to the “All Valley tournament”. And besides that lawyer’s giving me Melvin vibes
I find it more believable that he would ware that attire because it's one of his alternatives outfits in MK 11. Warp Zone did a great job on this one
So Johnny Cage is Johnny Lawrence
Can you imagine being banned from a tournament for sexual assault, while in that same tournament people get ripped in half and get burned alive?
Exactly
Not being more absurd than being banned from the tournament for being a white male.
Nowdays? Totally. Like they would classify dick punch as sex assault.
This could literally be implemented as a rule as well
There’s fates worse than death...
No wonder he didn’t graduate from college with that balls buster 😂 and hats off to the guy acting as Johnny Cage he nailed it!
Illuminati confirmed 🔺🐍
I have to work "I feel like I've been dick-punched in the heart" into my vocabulary. No one will understand what I'm talking about.
What's hilarious, is it's canon Johnny Cage DOES get himself killed.
In the previous Timeline. At least he went down fighting.
Motaro smashed him
Lol everyone dies only ones left are Shao Khan and Raiden then timelines gets a reboot
@@jonathanmora8208 that was his final death in that timeline. Before he was killed by Motaro and then revived in the next game.
Dude in his theme song it said he is not afraid to die
Warner Brothers: Anyways, that's why we didn't officially add him into the new MK movie.
Mortal Kombat tournaments being supported by AirBnB vacations is the HGTV spin-off we didn’t know we needed.
I just imagine Cary Hiroyuki Tagawa as Shang Tsung getting interviewed and him reacting like a smarmy jackass to accusations!
Mortal Kombat Lawyer....
"Your honor, my client was acting in self defense!"
Objection your Honor. What part of ripping my clients spine out, and then using said to decapitate my client is considered self defense? Evidence B cleary shows that my client whas wobbling on his feet and seconds away from faling unconscious.
@@gamerdog17 But your cilent threw the first punch. Exhibit A: a witness stated in their testimony that your cilent did a 12 hit combo at the start of their fight
@@adamdagrape544 While that may be true, ( and let's face it, awsome as f*ck) the record will show that your client also used an obsessive amount of violence towards my client. Among other thing a so called X-ray attack. Which cleary shows your client breaking several bones in my clients body which then lead to my client losing consciousness and then your client proceeded to do all the things that evidence B will show.
@@gamerdog17 Objection! Your honor, in Exhibit C we can see the prosecution's cilent repeatedly spam the unblockable Sheeva stomp
*Everyone gasps*
So this is the REAL reason Cage wasn’t in the Mortal Kombat movie.
The directorn said its frowned on to have a white guy star in a martial arts film. Thats the reason they replaced johnny with cole young . A non mk character smh. Made by woke racists
@@johnhunst8308 seriously?! What the actual fuck hollywoke!
@@vicentserrano9268 ya. Its why i wont go watch it. Im a huge mk fan since the first game on genesis. I googled why no Johnny cage in mk 2021 movie after watching the trailer. I never was a Johnny fan. But im not down for the changing things we love for the woke racist agenda. Replaced him with a non mk character. Making it their own thing like disney did starwars. Then i saw the actresses who were gonna play Mileena and kitanna. Guess they didnt get the memo Mileena is a clone of kitanna with some tarkatan dna. If they wanted more diversity could of threw in jade and others. But who cares its woke crap lol. Have a good day buddy
@@johnhunst8308 I see, well I guess I can go watch Nobody.
@@johnhunst8308 yeah he said it was too Hollywood to have a strong str8 white male in a Asian dominated film, ig he forgot Kano was originally Asian as well. They could have used Stryker, MoKap, or Shinjinko as our pov. Shao Kahn is how you sell number two not a dude like JC as well beloved as he is. We just got Jubei Hasashi as a canon character for fucks sake y not use him, his backstory is “born... died 5 years later”
The warp zone is one of the best sketch channels ever made
seconded!!
Reptile spits on people, is nut punching where mortal kombat community draws the line?
Cassie Cage also Nut punches.
Some Fools Apparently Did
The best part is I’m watching the movie as this video dropped
Nice
Cool
Noice
And today’s my birthday too so, this is awesome
@@haydenschafe5572 happy birthday mate
That outfit Cage is wearing is the Thanks A Million DLC skin from Mortal Kombat 11
I didn't notice it earlier.
Thanks Chamar M
Love that skin use it a lot
Johnny got cancelled for punching people in the nuts
And then Cole Young cradled those nuts so he'd take Johnny's place & get literal plot armor
Goro: now Johnny Cash can not defeat me.
6:51 I wasn't expecting that! 😂🤣
So Baraka has his blades but Johnny can’t play ball? What a plot twist!
Illuminati is considered confirmed 🔺🐍😂🤣
If his ball is a green spirit ball poor baraka
"Like the all valley karate tournament" really got me
"Dicked punch in the heart" is a fu**ing masterpiece of language.
You guys picked the perfect actor for Johnny Cage. Way better than any other adaptation I've seen.
that PUNCH at the end, classic Johnny Cage. Forget sub zeros ice powers, when you get johnny cage weiner punched, you gonna need an ambulance.
Not going to lie this a good Johnny cage impression 😎
Down to punch.
The guy playing Johnny has the cleaner white shoes i have ever seen
The All Valley Karate Tournament call out got me. Just imagining Johnny Cage trying to get into the All Valley to fight Russo is killing me
It makes sense that the Original Sub-Zero would have good financial standings. You ever see a Lin Kuei temple? They're clearly LOADED.
Also, really would love to see this with other Kombatants.
Sub-zero is a super old position so if every one of them gets the financials ... Well that stuff adds up over a couple of generations of savvy assassins.
Gosh, still to this day I am overly impressed with the quality of the sketches of this channel. The writing, the acting, the costumes, each one is top notch.
I think this is the first time I've seen the cage actor in a warp zone video in 5 years I think
i recoginze him as apollo from smite office
He also played Santa last December.
“So I’m banned from the all valley?” 😂😂😂
This Johnny Cage has more character than the movie one
Just to remind everyone, Johnny Cage won't be in the new movie because the Producer said and I quote "I early on felt uncomfortable having a white male lead kind of lead that charge in the first movie."
Should make a sketch of Johnny suing the Producers for discrimination especially since hes one of the original characters.
this is disgusting, racism at its fullest yet nobody is triggered
@@kintarusama Found the white supremacist.
@@renatocorvaro6924 🤔 so racism against whites is fine or u re a white supremacist... Disgustingly interesting
Not to be rude but isn’t Liu Kang the main protagonist since he defeated Shang Tsung and Kronika.
@@babarshah6479 yea that s why it makes no sense to remove JC 🤦🏻♂️
That sexual assault joke Is a perfect metaphor with the female attires in the MK games. The women can get burnt, bruised, bloodied, ripped apart, and even devoured...but God forbid WB if these women show a sign of cleavage
There wasn't any Problem with CLEAVAGE Showing in Mk9 or Sexy outfits But not For them Now in MK11
man I just want to see some cleavage
Oh yeah MORTAL Combat. I never really thought about what that phrase literally meant.
I think the real reason they were complaining about the Dick Punches was because it was highly effective tactic Johnny kept spamming
But saying "His move is too effective" wouldn't fly in court, so they went with the "sexual assault" angle
The counter argument to the "it's sexual assault" is to point out that lots of other kinds of assault, attempted murder, and murder happen at an MK.
But the difference between those other things and the dick punch is that the dick punch is childish AF.
That ending had me laughing so hard
6:53 That's so fucking hilarious because it's EXACTLY what Johnny Cage would do!!! 😂😂😂
Outworld: Literally massacres people for sport
Also Outworld: Johnny just crosses the line
When I saw the thumbnail, I thought Johnny was hiring the lawyer so he could sue Warner Bros for not being in the new movie. Boy, was I wrong.
Edit: I meant thumbnail. Oops.
A big Oopsie😂🤣😆🤣😂
But in Johnny defense a lot of the Mortal Kombat people got super powers so this is what Johnny got to do some time to win a fight
Wait Johnny has powers, hes a decendeant from a Mediterranean cult that bred warriors for the gods: warriors with special abilities. He literally nut punch Shinnok to save Earthrealm
@@gamingsherlock1879 I meant if he ever have to go to court for this he can use that as the defense
@@warlockgod66 Oop I mean true, I think the best highlighted example is when Kano was shooting him in MK11. BEST NUT PUNCH EVER
"My friend?" 😕
Oh Johnny, you are so naif... 🤭
This is the reason Johnny isn’t in the movie 😂
Illuminati confirmed 🔺🐍
“I feel like if I was getting to make a movie with a diverse cast, it felt weird to have a white actor, literally Johnny Cage, be the hero of the story.” - MK 2021 Producer
God that was such a shitty reason
Especially since he's the comic relief
I hate the producer the main character of mk has always been liu kang well except in deception
Tbf there is a lot in the acting industry where white actors take roles away from people of colour example Scarlet Johanson in Ghost in the Shell playing a character that is literally a Japanese woman. Mortal Kombat has a diverse cast of characters and having the joke character that's literally a white actor be the hero would be playing directly into that issue of white actors taking roles from others. To further that point the main protagonist of Mortal Kombat is Liu Kang a Chinese man so it would actually be taking a role from a person of colour. It's not them having a shitty racist reason, it's that there is an issue in the industry and having a literal white actor joke character as the hero plays into the white actors take roles from people of colour and that the white guy always saves the day which combined made them uncomfortable with it. If you had a cast of massively diverse characters but make the hero the white guy again it basically makes it like 90-95% of movies in Hollywood and makes having a movie of diverse characters pointless if those diverse characters are just left to the side in the end. Like it's fine having a white person save the day in your movie, but when you have the opportunity of doing something different and to show diversity you should do it.
@@-Offstar it literally is racism. But I see your point
That's the best johnny cage ever, even with that exaggerated tone lol.
"And as your-"
"My freind?"
"Your work aquantice"😂
I think these Characters will should
make a appointment with Dick Richards:
Scarlet witch (Wanda vision)
Captain America (Falcon and the winter soldier)
Boba Fett ( The book of boba fett)
I would love to see more of this.... maybe a part two with milieena LoL.
I just saw another comment, and I realized that Tom Cruise, would actually be perfect for johnny cage. If the movie ever decided to cast him.
They probably couldn't afford him unless this new movie makes like a billion dollars 😆
Naw. You would have to make Tom Cruise the hero main character of the film. I hear he doesn’t like to play second or 3rd fiddle. He’s kind of a prima Donna.
Johnny Cage or Liu Kang are sort of the MC's of the new Mk games, they could probably make it work as a fish out of water story for johnny. Instead of it just being a random character, created just for the movie.
I’m not saying it wouldn’t work. That was criticism of Tom Cruise not Johnny Cage. Though.. he’d make a good older Johnny cage. I sort of want to see the young cocky smug Johnny cage show up in the movies first snd then become the Johnny cage in The newer MK films over time.
But, yea I remember years ago when they were trying to make a top gun 2 with younger actors as the lead. They couldn’t get Tom Cruise to agree to it unless they made him the main character. I don’t remember what came of it, cause I didn’t think a Top Gun 2 is necessary. Especially 30 - 40yrs later.
Just add something about scientology in it somewhere regardless of plot or sense and Tom will agree to be in it for free.
man this went from mildly amusing to freaking hilarious well done you guys
This is possibly the greatest thing I've ever seen
Woof woof yeah I know I know
I was just waiting for this, and now it’s here
Funny when Pete Holmes did this bit 10 years ago
They should get Pete Holmes the "Street fighter" HR/PR guy.
6:52 FATALITY!!!
NUTALITY!
I remember when Pete Holmes did these, but with comedians. And comedy.
And the superior fighting game, Street Fighter.
The second Johnny walked in, you knew what this was ACTUALLY about
This guy is like the One Above All, he's literally everywhere
Once upon a time I was falling in love
...but now I'm only falling apart...
There's nothing I can do, a total dick-punch to the heart...
Nice, I was hoping for a Mortal Kombat video to drop
epic video, you guys outdid yourselves!! Even the sub-zero preface was awesome, I loved Johnny!
This is just Pete Holmes's Street Fighter Red Tape but I'm here for it
Finally, people reveal the greatest fighters in the mortal kombat arena!
Wait lawyerman didn't know that Johnny directed his own films
God I miss these vids. Good to see these again.
It's my favorite sketch from a long time. Thks
Make this a series and have Pete Holmes cameo.
I thought this was gonna be a Dick Richard’s video for a second
Yes we all thought
Found this channel through mortal kombat doctor love you guys 💙
TJ Smith delivered on that Johny Cage. Sounded, look and acted the part real nice. Heck they could probably use his voice for the next game.
Can't wait to watch the Movie tonight! It looks fantastic.
Yay, a Warp Zone video in response to a movie that doesn’t feel like cynical complaining! They DO still exist! 8D
I literally flinched at the end there. Owwww.
Hey, TJ is back! Good to see you again !
How about MORTAL KOMBAT THERAPIST where a family therapist trys to get Kitanna and Mellina to settle their differences and to be sisters???
Well I guess if Pete Holmes isn’t doing this joke then I guess some one had to, switch out an accountant or professor x with a lawyer and use mortal Kombat characters
Street fighter red tape and ex-men were great. I still watch some of them regularly for a quick pick me up
This is totally a rip off of the street fighter red tape skits, but it's still funny.
I love your videos so much, you guys are amazing!!!!
This is the at home version of Pete Holmes “Ex-Men” and “Street Fighter Red Tape”
I am surprised Johnny could not name Mokap, dude's name is literally his position.
HAHAHA
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I love the delivery of Johnny's lines
“Like my friend”... “A work acquaintance”
Damn made me cross my legs but funny as hell
They are quite good at acting gotta say :)
The next live action MK movie with Johnny Cage better sound like this.
So Dick Richards was a lawyer too!!!
He really learned his craft of negotiating and world domination well.
No Dick Richard Now.
New warp zone skit? Say no more
JC’s lawyer: “You can’t participate in the next MK tournament.”
JC: “What? Why??”
JC’s lawyer: “The leftist mob hates you because you’re “too white” so we have to bend the knee because we are spineless.”
Nevertheless, hilarious video guys as always
Lol. "spineless".
Guess someone ripped it off.
Meanwhile, the office phone is blinking with Kano on hold - line 2
This was getting unexpectedly emotional, but then the ending totally got me laughing.
Jhonny Cage sounds a lot like Riley from Linis Tech Tips.
Lets be entirely honest...the most unreal thing about this skit is that johnny cage contract only looks to be like 20 pages long.
Johnny
@@JaevhonDouglas derp...massive fail. think god this isn't twitter and they have this revolutionary thing called an edit button.