The Perfect Breakfast Burrito (3 Ways)

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  • @kanish161
    @kanish161 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4469

    My goal for 2021 is to love myself as much as Joshua Weissman loves his own cooking.

  • @Wotanraven
    @Wotanraven 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2117

    "honey, why did you set the alarm at 6AM on a Sunday?!"
    "Go back to sleep! Breakfast in 3 hours!"

  • @dinozrilic7970
    @dinozrilic7970 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1157

    It’s gonna be lunch by the time I’m done making that.

    • @REDACTED_7
      @REDACTED_7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      i feel like hes got a great kitchen setup where the tools used are very efficient. He also cooks all the time so he has fresh ingredients at his disposal :D

    • @Kyiecutie
      @Kyiecutie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Brunch burrito? :D

    • @eduardoaguilar3257
      @eduardoaguilar3257 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Brunch baby

    • @bangs8560
      @bangs8560 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Only if you’re the worlds slowest cook lol

    • @KaribeCuebas
      @KaribeCuebas 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Well, the way I look at it, he gives me inspiration. Instead of making the tortillas the same day, I will plan and make them the day before. I don’t need to make the Pico because I will substitute it with my own fermented salsa which is delish and of course I will use regular bacon. So, I use his videos as a guide and inspiration. This is a pretty simple recipe..really and I think with my substitutions, it will be just as good or similarly good.🙂

  • @tnk4me4
    @tnk4me4 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7541

    Josh is the kind of guy who finishes making his breakfast burritos after lunch.

    • @prabhanjankaveri613
      @prabhanjankaveri613 4 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      why is that soo accurate LMFAO

    • @PimpinPenguin96
      @PimpinPenguin96 4 ปีที่แล้ว +192

      @@prabhanjankaveri613 Because cooking like this three meals a day every day is unrealistic lol. Unless you meal prep I have no idea how you could do this every day. If this is a weekend treat or something thats different

    • @Inoka01
      @Inoka01 4 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      @@PimpinPenguin96 ofc you meal prep this tho, you make like 10 at a time (making multiple isn't much longer than making 1) and then freeze it, fry it on the griddle the day you want to eat it (or just microwave it if you're omega lazy like me)

    • @Frostbitten.
      @Frostbitten. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Josh has said before that he skips breakfast everyday for fasting lol

    • @yaboipatrick
      @yaboipatrick 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @blv tf its just gay stuff mostly from tiktok

  • @jakeconnelly2441
    @jakeconnelly2441 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2881

    "You know Papa hates store bought, so first you'll need to till the fields and plant your wheat.." :P

    • @cosplayprincess
      @cosplayprincess 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      I grow my own vegetables and herbs😂 but the cold weather has been no bueno on a lot of them

    • @iancryar6431
      @iancryar6431 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I brought wheat to kindergarten show & tell and then to 1st grade show & tell & wowed them both times (same city kids). How was it possible that a city kid had fresh grown wheat for show & tell? Our maternal grandfather was a rancher & farmer. Best childhood vacations ever.

    • @wat5709
      @wat5709 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      “So first you’ll need to buy some chickens to raise collect their eggs that they lay”

    • @annyms5092
      @annyms5092 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      God bless, Jesus loves you and died for you all

    • @nabululeuria1891
      @nabululeuria1891 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@annyms5092 ❤❤

  • @Jack_sosa_daniels
    @Jack_sosa_daniels 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    can i just say thankyou, because of you i found my passion which is cooking. im enrolling into culinary classes, i aspire to start a youtube channel and have the knowledge that you do, make things from scratch. and of course i need a beautiful kitchen as you do.

  • @KarstenBelt
    @KarstenBelt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3574

    I rarely enjoy breakfast, thank you for helping me spice up my recipe game. Thanks papa!

    • @aigeee
      @aigeee 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      cool

    • @aaronmead861
      @aaronmead861 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      blv hey you annoying guy stop

    • @amalk9750
      @amalk9750 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Karsten belt I can just imagine him replying ‘your welcome, papa luv ya’😆

    • @KarstenBelt
      @KarstenBelt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@amalk9750 that would be the dream

    • @jasonlieberman4606
      @jasonlieberman4606 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He likes it when we call him Cwispy Papa

  • @robbyherbert
    @robbyherbert 4 ปีที่แล้ว +466

    Is anyone gonna mention the fact that he put a fried egg on top of a burrito that already had eggs in it? I aspire to be that extra

    • @WakeNBakeBro
      @WakeNBakeBro 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Twas a chimichanga

    • @eternity0nhigh
      @eternity0nhigh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      And diced avocado on top of the same burrito that already had sliced avocado inside it 😂

    • @WakeNBakeBro
      @WakeNBakeBro 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@eternity0nhigh twas a chimichanga

    • @milliecb1
      @milliecb1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      ...Don’t you mean eggstra? I’ll show myself out

    • @silvergirlsweets9076
      @silvergirlsweets9076 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He lives in Austin. Thats a normal ish thing to do there :) we like to be extra

  • @MrBiteme39
    @MrBiteme39 3 ปีที่แล้ว +398

    Tell me you’re extra without telling me you’re extra
    Josh: garnishes an egg filled chimichanga with a fried egg.

  • @RSun75
    @RSun75 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1785

    British people: *crams full english breakfast into a burrito*

    • @succulentravioli954
      @succulentravioli954 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@miris9693 how is your bri ish breakfast crispburrito crisps and fish and chips breakfast and crisps?

    • @Gldengrl27
      @Gldengrl27 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      so then faith comes by hearing, and hearing by the Word of God. I dont know about you but I like living lol. Jesus came to give us all eternal life. After this one, if you choose Jesus to be your Lord, you will have an eternal life after this one. His love greater than anyone youll ever know, because i dont know not one person on this earth who would die for people who hated them.

    • @lilpilatesvevo4493
      @lilpilatesvevo4493 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@Gldengrl27 huh?

    • @mariagamez990
      @mariagamez990 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@Gldengrl27 bitch stfu

    • @peng_uinn
      @peng_uinn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Y E S

  • @MMOByte
    @MMOByte 4 ปีที่แล้ว +947

    Sigh, I just got home from the store, too..

    • @vinson3725
      @vinson3725 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      LoL

    • @hayleykwok
      @hayleykwok 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      _go back_

    • @DarkVileScream
      @DarkVileScream 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Press F in chat

    • @chrisb9960
      @chrisb9960 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      This guy: Goes out buys food and thinks about everything wrong with it.
      Then reaches for a dial and turns it up to 11.
      You gotta like that.

    • @YourLocalPlagueDoctor
      @YourLocalPlagueDoctor 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Damm you guys watch cooking vids :0

  • @peterinbrat
    @peterinbrat ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I use a bag of Jimmy Dean Breakfast Skillets, a dozen eggs and around a half pound of cheese to make four extra large burritos. I wrap in aluminum foil, put in the fridge and eat them in the car on the commute.
    I also make Quiche style with mushroom/bacon/onion/spinach/Swiss using the precooked bacon bits from BJ Wholesale. I used frozen chopped spinach I thaw in water then firmly squeeze the water out before adding to the mix.
    Nothing wrong with the video if you're making it on the weekends, but I'm already working and cooking dinner. I can make either mine in under 20 minutes if the spinach is thawed at about $2 each.

  • @CHEFPKR
    @CHEFPKR 4 ปีที่แล้ว +721

    California Breakfast Burrito will always remain my go to at the taco shop

    • @aigeee
      @aigeee 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      lol

    • @aleek3770
      @aleek3770 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Ayyy California gang

    • @sonmangaking
      @sonmangaking 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      chef you just posted you a fast man

    • @aaronmead861
      @aaronmead861 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      blv one more time you annoying person it’s people like you who make other people not want to read comments shut up already nobody cares

    • @lukasa620
      @lukasa620 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      blv the entire channel is just shitting on a 16 year old please go outside

  • @leosaffron222
    @leosaffron222 4 ปีที่แล้ว +498

    “Calm down Philly people”
    The entire city of Philadelphia: so you have chosen death
    Confession: I am from Pgh

    • @KraXxuS
      @KraXxuS 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Philly people get mad cuz they're the only people who think cheese whiz is the only cheese option for one.

    • @Bosslife-bs2mc
      @Bosslife-bs2mc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@KraXxuS naw, whiz ain't the best. I don't know who u kno but aint no nigga in Philly eats a cheese steak with whiz cheese😂😂

    • @allisonherr333
      @allisonherr333 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Ayyyy philly! I love finding pa people I live in a smaller town near Hersey!

    • @biohazard724
      @biohazard724 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@KraXxuS Actually only a handful of places use whiz. Most steak spots use either sharp cheddar or mozzarella.

    • @mpaone02
      @mpaone02 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@KraXxuS we get mad when it’s a ‘cheesesteak’ but not shaved rib eye for starters. Whiz is crap. The mornay did not offend. The peppaaasss though. We’re very specific and fight with each other so pay us no mind. Papa do what papa want.

  • @WhatClutch713
    @WhatClutch713 3 ปีที่แล้ว +116

    Made the first one today for my family and in-laws (minus the fresh tortillas)... absolute crowd pleaser! Thanks Joshua, really look forward to trying more of your recipes!

    • @zelblancaflor
      @zelblancaflor ปีที่แล้ว

      try fresh tortillas. def a game changer

  • @melodystone8099
    @melodystone8099 4 ปีที่แล้ว +177

    Me: Just watching Josh do his thing like usual
    When my mom comes in the room: 2:41

    • @arturomullermatheu4364
      @arturomullermatheu4364 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Hahhaha

    • @douae5857
      @douae5857 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Got a raised eyebrow from my husband sitting across the table lol

  • @landonwhitman9317
    @landonwhitman9317 4 ปีที่แล้ว +371

    Me over tryna save up for a wagu steak
    Josh: casually using it in a burrito

    • @evasionefiscalegang
      @evasionefiscalegang 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      ima tread on you and you cant stop that

    • @p1xlb522
      @p1xlb522 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      is that really a wagyu? on my second thought it was sirloin/new york strip

    • @landonwhitman9317
      @landonwhitman9317 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@p1xlb522 pretty sure it is. Look at the marbling but I could be wrong

    • @landonwhitman9317
      @landonwhitman9317 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@evasionefiscalegang good luck

    • @jakobus977
      @jakobus977 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Not waygu just a high quality cut

  • @vera8656
    @vera8656 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I have insomnia and watched this at 3:15 am. It's too late to eat and this video made me so hungry, I got teary-eyed watching it.
    Well done, sir!

  • @browngriffin5602
    @browngriffin5602 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1869

    I love how guy's that cook at home instead of eating out everyday is getting normalized. Because of you sir I've not spend a dime at McDonald's for 3 months now, just cooking at home learning from you! Thank you for normalizing this!

    • @rihardsrozans6920
      @rihardsrozans6920 3 ปีที่แล้ว +190

      When was that ever not normal?

    • @cakekyo7
      @cakekyo7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      @@rihardsrozans6920 come to Latin America, you will see where it is not normal so you know what he means.

    • @darkrac2
      @darkrac2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Bet you spent a lot more on home cooking

    • @browngriffin5602
      @browngriffin5602 3 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      @@darkrac2 eh yeah but it's totally worth it cause I know what I put into the food I'm eating lol.

    • @browngriffin5602
      @browngriffin5602 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@rihardsrozans6920 there's alot of places where it ain't normal. Seeing a guy another guy cooking other than Gordon Ramsey is pretty rare when it comes to normalizing a guy cook. It's kinda rare from where I am. Know I just cook for my wife cause I love it, I just love how men are normalizing it on social media and video platforms. It really shows alot.

  • @Skyvlk
    @Skyvlk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +168

    Nothing beats that adrenaline rush from the morning heart attack.

    • @taetm8868
      @taetm8868 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Dont forget the early morning stomach ache 😋

    • @LightSeira
      @LightSeira 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well that guy is not afraid of oil and butter!

    • @powandwow750
      @powandwow750 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      hell yeah brother

    • @Fleurdecarmel
      @Fleurdecarmel 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Steak, butter and eggs are good for you 😊

  • @BonkyuAsh
    @BonkyuAsh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    So many things hand made with love meanwhile I'm like:
    "I'm going to buy some tortillas, bacon, pico de gallo, and hash browns so I can copy this the lazy way 🙃."

  • @CookAvecDan
    @CookAvecDan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1302

    My girlfriend was just like a spicy burrito.
    It hurt when she left me

    • @CookAvecDan
      @CookAvecDan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I wanted to say i really like all of your videos and your tiktok shorts, you are an inspiration for me :-)

    • @aaronmead861
      @aaronmead861 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      blv stop annoying person

    • @rhea7693
      @rhea7693 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Aww

    • @SS-mf5df
      @SS-mf5df 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @blv no.

    • @WakeNBakeBro
      @WakeNBakeBro 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      She was only using you for a free meal, a free toothbrush and place to fill her hole til she was less annoyed by her ex.
      Don't worry, it doesn't get better.

  • @soulknife20
    @soulknife20 4 ปีที่แล้ว +170

    New Mexico breakfast burrito. Eggs, chorizo, potatoes, green or red chile.

    • @joshhaugh1
      @joshhaugh1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I was just about to say anyone who thinks these are perfect breakfast burritos hasn't ever been to NM lol

    • @vanessamcnessa6058
      @vanessamcnessa6058 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      With Peyton's chorizo. Mmmm

    • @burialbridge.mp4
      @burialbridge.mp4 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Someone has to teach him how to make some red chili sauce, do you think Bueno Mild will suffice?

    • @jamescanjuggle
      @jamescanjuggle 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh hell yeah I'm making that tomorrow

    • @ijustlike0010
      @ijustlike0010 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@joshhaugh1 lol the only two memories I had of NM when I visited was skating a ditch and those banging breakfast burritos

  • @moth_belly
    @moth_belly 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    This is my husband's favorite dish and I plan on making it for dinner tonight. (We love having breakfast for dinner!) Thank you for sharing, this was very helpful!

  • @ziggybrady5170
    @ziggybrady5170 4 ปีที่แล้ว +153

    This looks like the perfect hangover cure out

    • @Biring1
      @Biring1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Hopefully you have a SO who would make it for you. I know that I wouldn`t be able to do this hung over!

    • @kangurulmusic
      @kangurulmusic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      yeah like you will be able to do anything with your head doubled in size

    • @Tyreekdb
      @Tyreekdb 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @blv naaa check out uncle samsonite but meme content

    • @aaronmead861
      @aaronmead861 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      blv stop

    • @ABadGamble
      @ABadGamble 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      If I wanted a hangover cure for breakfast I could just go to a decent restaurant and be back home feeling better by the time he starts hitting his cheese with a fuckin blowtorch lmao

  • @thegirthquake8574
    @thegirthquake8574 4 ปีที่แล้ว +206

    How other food-toobers flex: Rolex watches
    How Josh flexes: Guuci slippers and Wagyu for a breakfast burrito

    • @knifeboi5589
      @knifeboi5589 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      You really had to do Babbish like that, really?

    • @simptrix007
      @simptrix007 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well I still prefer to see costly watches worn rather than when someone holds them hostage in bank vault. I feel like its natural to feel some envy.

    • @keydasagittarius9505
      @keydasagittarius9505 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@knifeboi5589 I been with babish too long.

    • @thegirthquake8574
      @thegirthquake8574 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@knifeboi5589 I love my man Babby, but there's just two levels of flex.

    • @thegirthquake8574
      @thegirthquake8574 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@simptrix007 Oh absolutely. But to be fair, there are two kinds of watch owners: The ones who buy Rolexes, and the ones who know about the bigger fish.
      It's not a condemnation, but a lack of interest in a bigger pond, so to speak.

  • @dvirolberg5677
    @dvirolberg5677 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    2:40
    I'm literally dying here🤣🤣🤣

    • @khanyithemba5170
      @khanyithemba5170 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      The scream tho😂😂😂😂so unexpected !!💔

    • @miqeas007
      @miqeas007 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Stoppppp😂✋

    • @Icepapii
      @Icepapii 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Bruh🤣

  • @zeus717
    @zeus717 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Ironically this was posted night time here so imma watch this starving to sleep.

  • @ak1ra449
    @ak1ra449 4 ปีที่แล้ว +667

    alternate title: how to feed a whole bar of butter to your family

    • @wat5709
      @wat5709 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Yeah, can’t lie this dude goes kinda crazy with the butter. Extremely unhealthy

    • @micahwillis6429
      @micahwillis6429 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@wat5709 butter makes everything better and if you don’t want to eat unhealthy I think you found the wrong channel 😂 no hate 🥰

    • @wat5709
      @wat5709 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@micahwillis6429 alright, have fun with clogged arteries, heart disease, obesity, hypertension, high cholesterol, etc. Nobody should not be eating this much butter daily, unless you’re fine with only making it to 55.

    • @lilybrandsma3404
      @lilybrandsma3404 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@wat5709 considering your profile pic, I'd say this is more of your own issue...
      Also, exercising and eating plenty of other foods without lots of saturated fats will help to balance it out. It's not a death sentence.

    • @wat5709
      @wat5709 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@lilybrandsma3404 oh so you think my profile picture is my real life picture... that’s sad. Have fun dying young because you like to eat a whole stick of butter per day! It’s like you’re living in the 50s or something before people knew butter was bad for you. Fat ass.

  • @jpcan2023
    @jpcan2023 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    My fiance just told me I need to make this everyday. LOL I gotta go back to your tortilla video. I hate all the store bought tortilla come with plastic bag and has palm oil in the ingredients. Your recipes are always so fun to watch and make! Thanks Josh!

  • @walkablesteak4574
    @walkablesteak4574 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    The fact that I am watching this while hungry and it’s the morning makes it even more tortures than a usual video from Josh 😞😔😣

  • @StockDoctortrade
    @StockDoctortrade 4 ปีที่แล้ว +106

    We need Joshua to open a restaurant

    • @SupposeImRight
      @SupposeImRight 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      in ~this~ economy?

    • @bing2321
      @bing2321 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He's planning to do so

    • @aaronmead861
      @aaronmead861 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      blv hey stop lol

    • @IndigoGollum
      @IndigoGollum 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @blv Shut up bot.

  • @dylaniorio8604
    @dylaniorio8604 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    There's a heart on the burrito at 4:27. That's real love in the food.

  • @billyfleming2667
    @billyfleming2667 4 ปีที่แล้ว +259

    But better: noodles and company Mac and cheese

    • @Kremepaii
      @Kremepaii 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Wouldn’t it just be but better: Mac and cheese..?

    • @barrackobamar
      @barrackobamar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Just make mac and cheese and it could be better

    • @TypeeeShi
      @TypeeeShi 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Isn’t the series about making fast food better?

    • @billyfleming2667
      @billyfleming2667 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@TypeeeShi yea, but is olive garden fast food

    • @TypeeeShi
      @TypeeeShi 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@billyfleming2667 he could probably do popeyes mac and cheese

  • @tessa9940
    @tessa9940 4 ปีที่แล้ว +165

    "A breakfast chimichanga, worthy of a kiss, from Deadpool himself." 😂💋👌

  • @GreyRavenTarots
    @GreyRavenTarots 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Thank you! Anytime I’m looking for new ideas for breakfast, lunch, or dinner, I know exactly where to go.😍

  • @walkablesteak4574
    @walkablesteak4574 4 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    Joshua: (sniffs bacon) “ahhhhhhhhh” 😫😫😫

  • @angelalvarado1448
    @angelalvarado1448 4 ปีที่แล้ว +186

    So we all ignoring the moan when he sniffed the bacon....😐😐😐 ok I guess we are 😀🤌

  • @codacreator6162
    @codacreator6162 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Used to be a Mexican cucina down the road that served the BEST breakfast burritos in the Universe. Called the “Gringo Burrito,” it was a large, homemade tortilla filled with hashed browns, ham, breakfast sausage, bacon, egg, and cheddar cheese. So so good and insanely huge for about $5, essentially feeding two people. I love Mexican food! Which makes me lucky that I live in Arizona and not Minnesota… 😁

  • @alexandrewoodworth8563
    @alexandrewoodworth8563 4 ปีที่แล้ว +304

    Who else is watching this knowing damn well they will never cook this on their own.

    • @enyacsengeri3517
      @enyacsengeri3517 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      i don't even like eggs sooo...

    • @thecurseddinkleberg4086
      @thecurseddinkleberg4086 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I'm never gonna go to the effort to do all of this

    • @azuromesser849
      @azuromesser849 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Not for breakfast, that for sure.............

    • @RNKel1
      @RNKel1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Me! Also that one guy who was selling out dumb stuff isn’t here yet yay

    • @danieldanielson2324
      @danieldanielson2324 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah I don’t see myself spending over an hour to make breakfast. Even on the weekend. Cool takeaways though like the sauce for the chimichangas and the scrambled eggs

  • @JoshuaBenton22
    @JoshuaBenton22 4 ปีที่แล้ว +108

    Me: "Cool, queso."
    JW, an intellectual: "MOR-NAYYYYY sauce"

    • @MangaManiac
      @MangaManiac 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I thought it was a belchamel first. I mean, true italian belchamel is with cheese, milk, butter, flour, salt, pepper and nutmeg.

  • @naseemnabriet2662
    @naseemnabriet2662 3 ปีที่แล้ว +162

    I want to see inside your fridge so bad. Like what ingredients and snacks do you keep around

  • @nowiknow6005
    @nowiknow6005 4 ปีที่แล้ว +126

    Mom: Go learn something! I don't want you playing video games all day!
    Me: Watches Joshua Weissman

    • @dummdumm2679
      @dummdumm2679 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @blv i said stop dont expect anyone to like it

    • @stryker0ae
      @stryker0ae 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      So uh... you did what ur mom told you.. good job?

    • @DarkVileScream
      @DarkVileScream 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I learn more on cooking from YT than I did in high school cookin classes, but I did learn excellent knife cutting skills 🔪

  • @loganavery4951
    @loganavery4951 3 ปีที่แล้ว +246

    When you said "2 teaspoons of garlic powder" and then showed a clip of you dumping like 1/4 cup of garlic powder in there...
    same.

  • @Squizznot
    @Squizznot 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Making burritos tonight, never attempted the "seal" before, but will be making a go at it. I was like, I should TH-cam the method so I know what type of pan (and fat if needed) to do it, and I find Josh. I love your work, and have for a few months now. Thank you for the tips. I switched to tupperware a month ago because you suggested it...literally changed my life!

  • @brittanysavage2065
    @brittanysavage2065 3 ปีที่แล้ว +411

    This isn’t just a cooking channel this is a freaking comedy cooking channel. Subbed for the personality, staying for the delicious food 😏

    • @yammmit
      @yammmit 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      same, these videos randomly got recommended to me and after watching quite a few i love the humor and the expertise equally

    • @flamenco1961
      @flamenco1961 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Unless if you're from Philly !!

    • @Guntherthefool
      @Guntherthefool 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      3 mins in and still no comedy. You're a liar

    • @enjoyitbro
      @enjoyitbro 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It wasnt funny to me

    • @taylorlacusta2075
      @taylorlacusta2075 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@enjoyitbro if its not your style of comedy then no need to continue watching or commenting :)

  • @lovelyb5493
    @lovelyb5493 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    Omg please do a Ghiradelli Peppermint Bark remake... everyone like this, so he can see it ❤️😭 perfect for the holidays

    • @imawakemymindisalive13
      @imawakemymindisalive13 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      yes, and he can grind his own chocolate again and make his own peppermint candy 😂

  • @kathleenrivard2881
    @kathleenrivard2881 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Cooking this with my mom on facetime today. This looks delicious and doable. Breakfast for dinner!!!

  • @seal290
    @seal290 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    This is literally what I was looking for on youtube

    • @swisski
      @swisski 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @blv Duude, just Staahhp!

    • @norasoete7228
      @norasoete7228 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @blv shut the fuck up

    • @WakeNBakeBro
      @WakeNBakeBro 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I literally just reported that guy for spam

  • @crazedcat27
    @crazedcat27 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    That sensual "AANnHH" at 2:41 is what does it for me.

  • @spritezecplaysson2078
    @spritezecplaysson2078 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I've just made the first burrito 🌯 and it was delicious!!! 😋 The only thing I changed was the bacon 🥓 (I used thinner sliced) and the type of cheese (I used a mixed blend) since its the only ones I had on hand. But the recipe was still 😃 great 👍 since to me the simple pico de gallo was the star ✨ of this dish. Thank you for sharing as always!!! The clearly thought out instructions were easy to follow, even for a newbie beginner cook like me.

  • @AngelicalOrABeat
    @AngelicalOrABeat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    I love how he deadass used a wagyu steak for a breakfast burrito

    • @이시네-w3d
      @이시네-w3d 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Wouldn’t expect anything less from papa culinary hypebeast

  • @ThreeMusketeersGaming69
    @ThreeMusketeersGaming69 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    _Me on my way to the store to buy tortillas_
    *"Papa says no"*
    _Me U turning through 4 lanes of traffic_

  • @RainMaker1855
    @RainMaker1855 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Josh is so smooth people are just going to overlook the "socks with open toe sandals" thing. Respect.

  • @sarahfye786
    @sarahfye786 4 ปีที่แล้ว +835

    I’m going to say something that may make papa hate me: sausage is better than bacon in a burrito. Sorry, not sorry. Hope papa still loves me.

    • @yaboichickenlegs2035
      @yaboichickenlegs2035 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      100% sausage is better

    • @kjdude8765
      @kjdude8765 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      @@yaboichickenlegs2035 Especially fried off Chorizo. So much flavor.

    • @WakeNBakeBro
      @WakeNBakeBro 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Sausage is for people who don't understand what flavor is so they throw their entire spicerack into a bowl of miscellaneous ground meats.

    • @kjdude8765
      @kjdude8765 4 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      @@WakeNBakeBro Those are very short sighted fighting words!

    • @kitcat9447
      @kitcat9447 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Absolutely!

  • @glucilleabygail
    @glucilleabygail 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    “Roll that fattie up” that hits home

  • @StevenGamesHD
    @StevenGamesHD 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    I just realize that steak he made might have been wagyu steak cuz I didn't see the marbling at first. Josh really likes to flex on us in every aspect

    • @BeardedBeaner
      @BeardedBeaner 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oh I noticed the marbling, my dreams are made of wagyu 😂

    • @maskedman327
      @maskedman327 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The guy used nutmeg and wagyu for one burrito he be flexing on us

  • @coreylu3283
    @coreylu3283 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    By the time I finish making this, it'll be time for lunch.

  • @PrimalLuxrays
    @PrimalLuxrays 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I say “B-HOLE” instead of B-roll when that moment comes and sometimes you just set me up so well.

  • @prayerplace7777
    @prayerplace7777 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Yum! Yum! I am going to my kitchen and make it now, excellent presentation, nice personality too. Im hungey.

  • @jaydenliu2653
    @jaydenliu2653 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Day 12 of asking Josh to make a series where he shows us everything that can go wrong when we make his recipes, especially for the complicated ones

  • @CarolinvonPetzholdt
    @CarolinvonPetzholdt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    The first one is the best.

  • @YamiHikariHime
    @YamiHikariHime 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Joshua says Cwispy once:
    My brain recieving that sweet sweet seratonin 👁️👄👁️

  • @talliburr2893
    @talliburr2893 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I made one of these (chimichanga) and had different fillings and toppings in mine, but I kept the crema... and while I already like breakfast burritos, these really sent them into another plane of existence. Thank you for this. I’ll be making a lot of these from now on I think :’))

  • @asiasowa
    @asiasowa 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    WOW, all the burritos look GENIUS! Thanks for the recipes! You are a true king of breakfast :D

  • @kyliemoore9013
    @kyliemoore9013 4 ปีที่แล้ว +107

    If only you would have posted this 5 minutes sooner. I literally just finished cooking my breakfast and sat to eat...

    • @WakeNBakeBro
      @WakeNBakeBro 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      As if you were going to pull put the steak, pico de galo, hashbrowns and freshly made tortillas from outa your @** in order to make these for breakfast.. Stop lying to yourself.
      Also a bowl of cereal doesn't count as "cooking breakfast"

    • @kyliemoore9013
      @kyliemoore9013 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@WakeNBakeBro I enjoy cooking for your information. So when I say cook I actually mean cook so im not lying to myself. Here's a little tip, just because a recipe calls for something doesn't mean you have to add it. I know you don't know that but its true. Plus the only thing I didn't have is the pico de galo. Anything else to say? I mean you apparently know alot about my life and hobbies. Thats sarcasm BTW I don't expect a low life like yourself to catch on.

    • @WakeNBakeBro
      @WakeNBakeBro 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kyliemoore9013 Yikes. Lighten up a little bit Kay. I was just messin' with ya. The only thing I really enjoy doing is cooking because it's the the only thing I'm good at tbh. Truthfully, I wouldn't put much effort into breakfast though, because I don't eat breakfast and I'm not a morning person. I also never have pico since I can't ever find fresh cilantro. Sorry if I made you upset, I was really just joking with ya. Or we can fight if you want. Up to you really

    • @kyliemoore9013
      @kyliemoore9013 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@WakeNBakeBro I honestly thought you were being one of "those" commenters. Its hard to tell that you were joking but thats the case we cool then.

    • @WakeNBakeBro
      @WakeNBakeBro 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kyliemoore9013 I make it hard to tell on purpose to find the real chefs. An amateur would have never held their ground and told me off like that, so you have my respect even though you called me a low life which hit hard because it's the truth.
      I just like messing with people cuz I'm drinking and need to sleep but also a little bit of hatred for amateurs who act like they know what food is shines through. And this is the result. 😅

  • @maybevn7693
    @maybevn7693 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    2:41 I regret having speakers for today.

  • @fishhead1227
    @fishhead1227 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Of all the legendary breakfast burrito videos I’ve made for TH-cam, yours top mine. Well done sir.

  • @LukeBeks
    @LukeBeks 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    "Copious amounts of breakfast dreams wound up into a voluptuous of flour and fat" oh talk dirty to me

  • @nhouayang2597
    @nhouayang2597 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Loved it. I started making the breakfast burrito but it became a dinner burrito when I finished.

  • @ramondamian5067
    @ramondamian5067 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    You guys have breakfast? I barely wake up and make myself a coffee and have a banana on the go.

  • @mrkitty2800
    @mrkitty2800 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    Not many people will know this but it would be cool if Josh made Aunt Annie’s pretzel dogs. DO IT

  • @SuzanneBaruch
    @SuzanneBaruch 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    2:57 I think we need to talk to Papa about those socks with sandals he's wearing 😂

  • @puddin5950
    @puddin5950 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I’m watching while intermittent fasting 😩😩😩looks absolutely amazing

  • @mal5728
    @mal5728 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    The “and nobody laughed” made me laugh more then the joke😂😂

  • @clockworklemon9243
    @clockworklemon9243 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    You, Babish and Chef Jon from foodwishes.com are the trinity of my food religion

    • @kjdude8765
      @kjdude8765 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You're missing J Kenji López Alt in that triumvirate.

    • @swisski
      @swisski 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kjdude8765 That would make it the (Far)Quad-Squad

    • @kjdude8765
      @kjdude8765 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@swisski the Flavor s"Quad"

    • @SheisB515
      @SheisB515 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      My top three! I would love to see that collab one day

  • @Ristretto_Interest
    @Ristretto_Interest 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love finding new home cook channels, especially ones like yours that make it so captivating.
    +1 Subscriber

  • @montanabincyphin
    @montanabincyphin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    That’s actually how I love my eggs so thank you for making this video

  • @cryptopd9841
    @cryptopd9841 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    He's literally flexing with wagyu steak ( I am jealous )

  • @assiradarling8981
    @assiradarling8981 ปีที่แล้ว

    The way you cook is just 🤌🏻🫰🏻🤩😍😋🤤 perfection

  • @elfenixnight
    @elfenixnight 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    joshua: we all have one thing that we love to eat that we're not really proud to talk about
    me: spicy mcchicken with fries stuffed inside?
    joshua: i love tempura fried makimoto
    me: oh yeah that too

    • @AdventureGypsie
      @AdventureGypsie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Omg I love mcchickens! However with no Mayo, add ketchup, mustard, pickle and slivered onions. Still with lettuce. Fresh. :)

    • @imawakemymindisalive13
      @imawakemymindisalive13 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      i’ve never been to Mc Donald’s...

  • @freemansteinslab
    @freemansteinslab 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Having also just seen your $5 vs $500 Sushi video, I think a veggie version using your marinated fried shitakes over the eggs with some avo, pico and cheese would be amazing!!

  • @judithmdza9500
    @judithmdza9500 ปีที่แล้ว

    I had a chef that I followed already chef John, on here but now every time I want to cook something I frantically look for a video of you cooking that first, I just love the content it’s just *chefs kisses* great content!!

  • @walkablesteak4574
    @walkablesteak4574 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    “Hash browns get in your gums and it’s hard to talk because the hash browns are just like “WHATS UP 😉” 😂😂😂

    • @nemeanlyan7918
      @nemeanlyan7918 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bruh what’s up with your gums?

  • @iisansann5510
    @iisansann5510 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    i wake up at 11 by the time i'm finished this gon be a dinner burrito 💀💀💀💀

  • @evieinfinite
    @evieinfinite ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Favorite breakfast burritos I've made at home, tortilla(yeah I used store bought), sourcream, fried hashbrown (country style), scrambled eggs, and some pan-fried canned corned-beef hash, onions & green bell peppers when I have them, with some 'garsapos' sauce (i forgot how it was spelled) that tasted and smelled exactly like mild taco bell sauce. I dream about those burritos some times.
    I can't find what the actual sauce was but it was in a plastic ranch bottle shape and i'm pretty sure it started with a G

  • @mooimahorse2263
    @mooimahorse2263 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    "So we know our basic breakfast... eggs, bacon, toast, bleh"
    Me just eating bread: 😔

  • @DerekEidahl
    @DerekEidahl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    "Pickled onions because... why not"
    *Ethan Chlebowski has entered the chat*

  • @drpretzel2086
    @drpretzel2086 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I can confirm these are tasty as I made 3 of each for my grandmother and mother for breakfast and they loved them

  • @DJoy221
    @DJoy221 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Lol I straight up made homemade tortillas this morning because your burrito looked sooooo good 😮 currently cooking my eggs 😂

  • @linguine2081
    @linguine2081 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I hope everyone watching is having a good day

  • @hajnalkavarhegyi7440
    @hajnalkavarhegyi7440 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Dude!!!!!!!!! Had major foodgasm thanks to that awesome burrito 🤤🤤🤤🤤

  • @lesliefarias6371
    @lesliefarias6371 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Just came across your youtube channel and after watching this delicious video I had to subscribe🙌🏼 recreating this delicious dish and it was a big hit my picky eaters ask me almost on the daily to recreate it❤️

  • @hastefpv9273
    @hastefpv9273 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I love your vids so much as an aspiring chef when i get older you really do inspire me to challenge myself to cook more often

  • @caseymcadams5483
    @caseymcadams5483 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Dude Josh what's up man? Have you not been to New Mexico, home of the breakfast burrito? Try it. Might be your new model. Only thing missing: green chili, or red chili... Or Christmas style(both). Total game changer

  • @TurtleChad1
    @TurtleChad1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    Approved by a turtle.

  • @Gavin-hy2eh
    @Gavin-hy2eh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    i love when papa gets genuinely frustrated and masks it with “angwy”

  • @josereyna8885
    @josereyna8885 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I do my breakfast burrritos with scrambled eggs, hash brown papas with chorizo, avocado, and a variety of salsas; rojo, tomatillo, or pico de gallo. The tortilla is a blank canvas for anyone’s culinary creations! Thanks for the inspiration Joshua! 🌯🌶️😋

  • @ryanspencerlauderdale687
    @ryanspencerlauderdale687 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Chipotle, if you’re listening to this, please bring breakfast burritos to the menu.
    EDIT: Just saying, Papa. The chimichanga breakfast burrito with the steak inside and mornay sauce as a topping would have been straight FIYAH! Check it out.

    • @griffinpemberton5356
      @griffinpemberton5356 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Within our lifetimes, Chipotle WILL serve breakfast burritos and they will have locations open 24/7 at some point too. You heard it here first!

  • @denoocean
    @denoocean 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    I'm a vegetarian. Obviously I watched this to see Joshua's expressions 😂