+Dedlok It is said that Pat's laughter is the last sound one hears before the Reaper comes to claim one's soul. "Before you die... you hear Cactus Pat."
Is this Akatsuki Blitzkampf? Jokes aside, I thought Super Fighter would be the bottom of the barrel for SMS, but this drills through the barrel, digs through the Earth, and ends up in the bottom of a totally different barrel in China
So Fraulein Helga emphatically books her place in the roster for the Rustlemania Divas Rumble. Who else is joining her? The Rule 63 Zaibatsu? Hitomi J-Cup? Dork Girl? Triangle Girl? Princess Celestia?
So... Skullgirls 2nd Encore is out. And Killer Instinct Season 2 has finished. There's also X Tekken, Ultimax and Ultra (not Omega Mode, just Ultra). Yet, somehow, we get THIS fucking shit.
Nagato Uzumaki in the japanese version of MGS: peace walker, motherbase develops Doritos and Pepsi NEX. the product placement was removed in western releases. thats the reference. the best friends have talked about it before as well. git gud.
Ha! You think they will give you what you want when you want? Think again! The more who want Until Dawn directly influences how slow the episodes will come.
We need more fighting games like this! C'mon Namco Bandai, Capcom, Netherrealm, Aksys and all the other fighting game developers out there, step up your game! I want World War Fighters: Third Reich - Ultimax Alpha!
+Sperium3000 It's in that weird limbo of being a (debatably) good game series, but it's a (debatably) good game series of a anime/manga that they *really* hate. Honestly, after the machinima episode I really don't care about them playing any of the games for Fisticuffs....
+Teep You dont know how bad i wanted a full playthrough of one of the campaigns of a wrestling game. They could have made RAGE or Baz and played through one.
Alex Cauthon too bad i refuse to watch the MGSV playthrough as long as Liam is behind the controller. He has ruined any form of enjoyment from a playthrough i would have enjoyed when he is behind the controls. Super Mario RPG is the best example.
My how the hype has fallen since Rustlemania! The jimmies have been replaced with salt and now we return to the scrubby, yet welcoming bosom of the Zaibatsu on their favorite day!
FUCKING HELGA SCRUBBIN THE FLOOR WITH THOSE INFINITE SPECIAL COMBOS This game looks like the devs saw Marvel and said to themselves, "This game needs a huge ice-cream scoop of bullshit with guano sprinkles."
cdn.akamai.steamstatic.com/steam/apps/351420/manuals/vc_gameguide.pdf?t=1424103219 If anyone wanted to see the manual they totally missed on the steam page. Each character has multiple special moves including such highlights as "electric buttocks". These also probably break the game.
1. Google translate the steam comments 2. and now you know why his name is Crasher (can no longer move characters during fight) 3. it's an old timey tank driver hat (TANKowski) 4. what a mysterious jogo
+zmbklr101 You know, there was more than one naval battle between the U.S. and Japan, and kamikazes weren't used until later in the war. But hey, that doctor character might be a reference to Mengele.
***** I find it unlikely that he's a kamikaze pilot, primarily because his uniform looks more like USAF or RAF than any Japanese uniform, most likely just an incompetent pilot joke.
My mouth has literally been agape for this whole video. Like, wow, this game has almost zero effort, and it shows. But what it also shows is that everyone who worked on it (very likely some of the models were also programmers) seemed to have fun with it. They didn't care, and just wanted to make a game for the funsies. And really, you can't fault them for that.
+HillelTaco The game needs to atleast be a actaul game for there to be a boss rage. as bad as biofreaks is, the devs seemed to care about the game and put in effort....
+Andrés Cifuentes It's just a jab at how, on launch, the original build of Skullgirls didn't have a movelist in the game itself. You had to look online at their site
The most mysterious part of this game is how there are any positive reviews. If people actually find this fun then they have low standards on entertainment or comedy.
My guess is that johnny crash's gimmick is that he served on the pacific front, and there he grabbed a katana and began to ape japanese mannerisms in that 1940's fashion (you know the kind of mindset- the one that doesn't know whether he is fighting japanese or chinese soldiers)
This is what happens when the models from Big Buck Hunting HD say, "Fuck it, we'll make our own game, and we'll get the guys from Target: Terror in on this, too."
![PURPEECH - นี่ฉันเองคนที่... (It's me) [Official MV]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/NuhHd0hOOg8/mqdefault.jpg)
I love that the scrublords intro exists as a testament of when Pat tought that cutting his hair was a good idea.
+Jokerhamil A baby seal.
Jokerhamil Ayyyy.
Shit i just noticed that pat cut his hair in these intros
+Big e. LEGEND Thank you. I was about to say somethin' but you saved the day... Like some cell-shaded Che superhero.
+Bruno Joel Campos Nava It always cracks me up when Woolie's scared defenseless face peeks around the door xD
I kinda find it hilarious that Johnny Crasher *CRASHES THE GAME.*
Zepher0987 can't be patched- working as intended.
Johnny Crasher's special move -- CRASH GAME.EXE
+Hexer_The_Hacker so THAT's how he got the name -- it has nothing to do with planes!
+Christopher Heck the hilarious thing is, the origin of his name really has nothing to do with his skill on a plane based on his Bio in the manual.
I already miss the Ruslemania version of this opening.
I can still hear Pat's maniacal laughter echoing in my ears.
+Dedlok It is said that Pat's laughter is the last sound one hears before the Reaper comes to claim one's soul.
"Before you die... you hear Cactus Pat."
+Dedlok YOUUUUUUUUU! Thats the part I"ll miss most.
Wasn't fair how y2j's theme was hogging the all the intros when Stone Cold's Disturbed only pops up once and no Wrestling isn't wrestling cena theme?
...captain ballast's walk cycle is the greatest thing I've ever seen. I actually need a gif of that.
Patiented by Popeye, perfected by Ballast.
+William Gregor Often replicated, never duplicated?
From the manual:
God Mode:
Back, down, back, down.
In other words, always back down!
Is this Akatsuki Blitzkampf?
Jokes aside, I thought Super Fighter would be the bottom of the barrel for SMS, but this drills through the barrel, digs through the Earth, and ends up in the bottom of a totally different barrel in China
...what
The drill that will Pierce the barrel.
+Swamp Lobster What
+Swamp Lobster What are you talking about.
+Swamp Lobster What... a buzz kill you are.
I absolutely love how this video became a QA test.
So Fraulein Helga emphatically books her place in the roster for the Rustlemania Divas Rumble. Who else is joining her? The Rule 63 Zaibatsu? Hitomi J-Cup? Dork Girl? Triangle Girl? Princess Celestia?
+Jared Fullyfisted Super Chunk
reliving the past greatness... when all 4 were 1,and every scrublord was fun
No matter how hard they scrape, the bottom of the barrel keeps getting lower and lower. This must be the work of an enemy stand!
Captain Ballast walking backwards looks like a cartoon character trying not to slip on ice.
So... Skullgirls 2nd Encore is out. And Killer Instinct Season 2 has finished. There's also X Tekken, Ultimax and Ultra (not Omega Mode, just Ultra). Yet, somehow, we get THIS fucking shit.
+Zold THIS IS FUCKIN SCRUBLORDS, SON!
They said numerous times on the podcast they won't play Ultimax. However never say never because some of their best was from going back on their word.
+Nagato Uzumaki
Remember that time they said that there will be no other LP than RE2? Yeah.
+Zold
It's exactly what we need.
+Nagato Uzumaki they said they'd play Ultimax when they ran out of other shit
30:11 "You know, Matt, we really are the Saturday Morning Scrublords."-Pat
i can never get over
"i forgot the cookie-"
"YOU FORGOT THE COOKIES!?"
"I- Matt-"
Big Boss didnt invent doritos and pepsi for THIS
Mountain Dew. Not Pepsi.
Nagato Uzumaki in the japanese version of MGS: peace walker, motherbase develops Doritos and Pepsi NEX. the product placement was removed in western releases. thats the reference. the best friends have talked about it before as well.
git gud.
If "Plumbers dont wear ties" had a child with "Mortal Kombat". This the result.
"Plumbers Don't Rip Spines"
This game of Skull girls:2nd Encord is weird.
+BadassLazerzSkullMan ... Boobs.
+Ineffable Cupidity Horse
BadassLazerzSkullMan
Horseboobs?
+Ineffable Cupidity Boobhorses
BadassLazerzSkullMan
Neighples?
I love how sassy Captain Ballast's walk cycle is.
"46% of 13 user reviews of this game are positive."
+Jeedy Jay That 46% are the developers.
+Tenkurel the rest is the population of China
PLEASE PLAY DONG DONG NEVER DIE
+Servbot Rambo Please!
YES PLAY THAT
+Servbot Rambo oh I just watched a vid of that game...they NEED to do it.
+Servbot Rambo Dark Dong Dong is best character
YOU'RE WELCOME
Fun Fact: The update that these guys are playing is the same build that is still up on Steam. And Johnny Crasher STILL CRASHES THE GAME.
wait a woman shooting lightning from her hands isn't BLACK MAGIC?
She's obviously a sith lord.
Captain Ballast walking is the definition of true love we're makin
No Gods, No Kings, Only Helga.
We get this before Ultimax.
The salt is real
This is like Dong Dong Never Die
but bad.
I'm here for Until Dawn.
Yes
I'm here for Blazblue...
+Pedro Romero Im here for them mgs.
I'm here for Phantom Pain.
Ha! You think they will give you what you want when you want? Think again! The more who want Until Dawn directly influences how slow the episodes will come.
Those reactions to Fraulein Helga's unstoppable beatdown were *_magical._*
We need more fighting games like this!
C'mon Namco Bandai, Capcom, Netherrealm, Aksys and all the other fighting game developers out there, step up your game!
I want World War Fighters: Third Reich - Ultimax Alpha!
walking animation's so fast you can add a 'diddly diddly dee ' cartoon sound fx
What a mysterious jogo...
+Izuna Este juego no bueno jajajajaja
Holy fuck, those throw animations. Those need to be in every fighting game ever, even retroactively in older stuff.
That fucking ending with all of them freaking out when Helga does he bullshit is literally one of the best reactions to anything ever.
i forgot the cheese sticks....
+griffin wing Oww, my cheese sticks!
Come for the live-action scrublords, stay for the Zaibatsu reverting back into their QA days
Max should do a Boss Rage of Veteran Combat.
They're really trying not to play Naruto Shipu-blah blah blah at this point if THIS makes it here
+Philloboy123 It's nowhere near a bad game to be in Scrublords, and they don't really like it for it to be in Fisticuffs.
+Sperium3000 It's in that weird limbo of being a (debatably) good game series, but it's a (debatably) good game series of a anime/manga that they *really* hate.
Honestly, after the machinima episode I really don't care about them playing any of the games for Fisticuffs....
They're waiting for the much coveted _Boruto DLC_.
+Philloboy123 They'll play that when they're ready for week-of-woolie
+Philloboy123 It'll be the Fisticuffs Finale.
Man, this entire video was worth it for the helga fight. Holy shit that was hilarious.
This video is the reason why I watch this channel.
I can see this as an arcade game that exists in the Wolfenstein universe.
Fuck Phantom Pain. This is what ive been waiting for.
I miss Rustlemania already. :(
+Teep You dont know how bad i wanted a full playthrough of one of the campaigns of a wrestling game. They could have made RAGE or Baz and played through one.
+gamester091 This so much, SVR 2007 or SVR 2010's Vs. Undertaker (You could use your CAW to fight him) would have been awesome playthroughs.
+gamester091 eh, cqc is basically wrestling so it's fine
Alex Cauthon
too bad i refuse to watch the MGSV playthrough as long as Liam is behind the controller. He has ruined any form of enjoyment from a playthrough i would have enjoyed when he is behind the controls.
Super Mario RPG is the best example.
gamester091
eh, whatevs I dont mind him I cant watch it yet because I'm gonna play it=)
Open youtube.
Forget its friday.
Scroll down subs.
Spot thumbnail.
First words "What the fuck did Matt find at a yard sale and was it cursed?"
Little did they know, they call him Johnny Crasher because he Crashes matches.
My how the hype has fallen since Rustlemania! The jimmies have been replaced with salt and now we return to the scrubby, yet welcoming bosom of the Zaibatsu on their favorite day!
FUCKING HELGA SCRUBBIN THE FLOOR WITH THOSE INFINITE SPECIAL COMBOS
This game looks like the devs saw Marvel and said to themselves, "This game needs a huge ice-cream scoop of bullshit with guano sprinkles."
cdn.akamai.steamstatic.com/steam/apps/351420/manuals/vc_gameguide.pdf?t=1424103219
If anyone wanted to see the manual they totally missed on the steam page. Each character has multiple special moves including such highlights as "electric buttocks". These also probably break the game.
Oh damn! I've heard of this game!
...
No I haven't who the fuck am I kidding.
Now THIS is rustling.
What a mysterious jogo.
Crapiness aside, I give the developers props for having a unique presentation.
Wow, I never noticed the salt in the Scrublords logo before.
Every intro, every week, he just moves his finger over that huge BlazBlue box, to never pick it.
Such a tease.
JOHNNY CRASHER CRASHES THE GAME
It's good to be back. I haven't watched you guys for a while for some reason.
It's not what we crave, it's what we deserve (and love).
Liam's inability to remember cookies will be the death of this channel.
1. Google translate the steam comments
2. and now you know why his name is Crasher (can no longer move characters during fight)
3. it's an old timey tank driver hat (TANKowski)
4. what a mysterious jogo
Oh holy shit is Johnny Crash supposed to be a Pearl Harbor Kamikaze pilot?
+zmbklr101 You know, there was more than one naval battle between the U.S. and Japan, and kamikazes weren't used until later in the war.
But hey, that doctor character might be a reference to Mengele.
+zmbklr101 or he's just a bad pilot. John McCain crashed his plane multiple times and survived.
+zmbklr101 No, he's blind. He has sunglasses and his special move is his cane.
***** I find it unlikely that he's a kamikaze pilot, primarily because his uniform looks more like USAF or RAF than any Japanese uniform, most likely just an incompetent pilot joke.
+RainDaemonic or these developers knew that he would make the game soft crash. yeah think about that
you come into my house and give me this
and continue to hide the ultimax from us
how could you
I haven't laughed so hard in a long time thanks for nearly killing me
This might be the greatest scrublords yet
This is beyond poverty, this is destitution.
The YoVideoGames crew REALLY needs to boss rage this game.
its weird to see a scrublords so soon, half of rustlemania games were scrublords
Forget Inglourious Basterds, this is like fucking Dad's Army x Mortal Kombat.
dev response to criticism: "STOP BEING OFFENDED. WE DIDN'T TRY TO OFFEND ANYONE SO THEREFORE STOP IT. STOP."
Third Strike is garbage compared to this.
My mouth has literally been agape for this whole video. Like, wow, this game has almost zero effort, and it shows. But what it also shows is that everyone who worked on it (very likely some of the models were also programmers) seemed to have fun with it. They didn't care, and just wanted to make a game for the funsies. And really, you can't fault them for that.
This game looks fucking hilariously awesome. I love the music for it
> sees new video
> realized that its a cheap-ass game
> No MGSV or Until Dawn
This is torture.
Scrublords? REally ?
>Getting mad at free entertainment
Damn, I was hoping you guys would challenge Max again for this awful game.
+Krasnoya Ronin Yeah we need a Boss Rage on this.
+HillelTaco YOOOOOOOO
+HillelTaco The game needs to atleast be a actaul game for there to be a boss rage.
as bad as biofreaks is, the devs seemed to care about the game and put in effort....
*****
no thats just being lazy
"How is that not an anti-air!? How is that not an anti-air!?" fucking liam had me rolling lol
Johnny Crasher is the personification of a literal Catch 22.
This is the greatest joint hallucination they've posted on the channel.
It's weird hearing Liam's voice again.
the Untill Dawn waiting continues......
Johnny Crasher living up to his name.
that full team corner trap combo... this is basically online UMVC3
This is the true phantom pain but the opposite because I never want to see it again.
Why? Why is this a thing? No. Please, just no.
Also, Skullgirls DOES have movelists.
+Andrés Cifuentes It's just a jab at how, on launch, the original build of Skullgirls didn't have a movelist in the game itself. You had to look online at their site
The most mysterious part of this game is how there are any positive reviews. If people actually find this fun then they have low standards on entertainment or comedy.
Scrublords: it's got what scrubs crave! It's got salty fights!
Ok, after all that Rustlin, let's take it easy this week. *chills and enjoys*
My guess is that johnny crash's gimmick is that he served on the pacific front, and there he grabbed a katana and began to ape japanese mannerisms in that 1940's fashion (you know the kind of mindset- the one that doesn't know whether he is fighting japanese or chinese soldiers)
This is what happens when the models from Big Buck Hunting HD say, "Fuck it, we'll make our own game, and we'll get the guys from Target: Terror in on this, too."
Woolie: "Frow-leen."
Woolie....I...please...
seeing as black magic is not allowed, RAGE has been barred from entering.
I dreaded this day's arrival, yet here it is.
the best walk cycles in fighting games
Scrubloard? Scrublords?.....SCRUBLORDS?!!!!!
How none of the best friends saw the fact that Johnny Crasher CRASHES the fucking game is beyond me....
The Yomi in this game is strong
Oh God, halfway through this video turns into a bugtesting session. XD
How is it Saturday Morning Scrublords if the video has come out on Friday? The world no longer makes sense.
This is the best kusoge of all time.
Iron and Blood, the ONLY Dungeons and Dragons fighter is Scrublords material.
+Ryan Silva
And it was the Ravenloft setting too
Gill-like boss?! SOMEBODY CALL MAXIMILIAN!!!!!!
Johnny Crasher. What an aptly named character.