Umbrella Corps Angry Review

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  • @fateofdestiny1474
    @fateofdestiny1474 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5340

    Godzilla is approaching the generator, which is losing power because the sample was obtained by a man, not a god, who started to fly off to the right and explode.

    • @dio3027
      @dio3027 8 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      Man of Illusions Yes, Yes!

    • @DRH-yh9wm
      @DRH-yh9wm 7 ปีที่แล้ว +238

      ...And I don't know what is happen, the smoke, the guns, the whole world is explode. So we just running, running very fast.
      (Should be tagged onto this comment)

    • @PikminAnd
      @PikminAnd 7 ปีที่แล้ว +148

      All of that done in only four hours.
      FFFOOOUUURRR HHHOOOUUURRRSSS

    • @JotaroPowered
      @JotaroPowered 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Man of Illusions Best Epic Comment

    • @diehardmanhuntfan524
      @diehardmanhuntfan524 7 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      Man of Illusions He's a man, not a god who is approaching the generator which is losing power because the sample has been obtained, he then flies off to the right and explodes because he don't know what is happen.

  • @antoniooyarzun2622
    @antoniooyarzun2622 8 ปีที่แล้ว +858

    2013: Fly off to the rigth and explode!!!
    2014: He's a man, not a god. Come on comerades
    2015: Godzilla is aproaching the generator, the generator is losing power
    2016: Sample obtained

    • @amatsu5781
      @amatsu5781 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      which games were 2013 and 2014

    • @EternalSharanga
      @EternalSharanga 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      +Joshua Centeno Ride to Hell and Rambo.

    • @amatsu5781
      @amatsu5781 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Superior Ascension oh thanks

    • @windhamslegs7084
      @windhamslegs7084 8 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Underrated comment.

    • @HeliosKafar
      @HeliosKafar 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Isn't it actually "Come on comerades he's a man not a god"?

  • @revenantofblood627
    @revenantofblood627 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1824

    If a person holds a pistol like that and fires that's a good way of never hearing from that ear again

    • @legendoflink5882
      @legendoflink5882 8 ปีที่แล้ว +164

      One way ticket to Earape City, only one shot away!

    • @bryant7542
      @bryant7542 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Lol yep

    • @BigBoi653
      @BigBoi653 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Frank West FTW

    • @Ducaso
      @Ducaso 7 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      It's obviously a cry for help! Poor guy :(

    • @ConnorNotyerbidness
      @ConnorNotyerbidness 7 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Metallica Fox obviously never been next to a gun thats firing. That close to your ear the earmuffs will do little. At some shooting ranges, your ears will start ringing if you step outa the car without protection on.

  • @mikeluna2026
    @mikeluna2026 5 ปีที่แล้ว +617

    As an Indie Dev, the idea I get from watching this is that someone at Capcom had the great idea to release a project proposal as a retail game... The trailer video at the end specially makes me think that. Basically, it feels like some devs made the project as a Vertical slice, or game concept, to show to a publisher, which is something you usually do to convince a publisher (or a higher up) to get funds to make the rest of the game. I can just imagine the guy in charge just saying, "whatever, it's good enough as it is, let's just publish it." and the devs going "...wait, what?"...

    • @filipvadas7602
      @filipvadas7602 4 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      That actually makes too much sense

    • @memebuster3126
      @memebuster3126 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      This is probably what happened, but a part of me thinks that this is the completed product....

    • @nealmcbealthenavysealicall794
      @nealmcbealthenavysealicall794 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Was it the MADE WITH UNITY screen that gave it away that it wasn't gonna be a great project?

    • @stagger9660
      @stagger9660 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Yeah. Like they thought the proof of concept was the complete game

  • @lukeburdon2930
    @lukeburdon2930 7 ปีที่แล้ว +655

    Tbh you do the same mission again and again because your character has blown his ear drums after firing guns next to his ears and you can't hear your commander calling you an idiot

    • @adad87821
      @adad87821 5 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      that....actually makes sense

    • @sabbathb6548
      @sabbathb6548 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      I got to collect these samples! This is taking forever, but I got to complete the mission.
      Commander: Abraham! You’re done already pull out!

  • @mikeymod3665
    @mikeymod3665 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1992

    I can't tell which is more sad; the fact that Capcom sold this game or that there are players in the multiplayer who have reached ranks 50 and above.

    • @Reacher6969
      @Reacher6969 8 ปีที่แล้ว +249

      By far the fact that people have spent time on this game to reach rank 50 and above in the multiplayer is more sad. Capcom selling this game is a disgrace, but to spend that amount of time on such a piece-of-shit game is sad beyond comprehension.

    • @lozkel
      @lozkel 8 ปีที่แล้ว +126

      +Mikey Mod one answer: hacks it's the ONLY way

    • @Lucaz99
      @Lucaz99 7 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Frostdog DUBSTEP Must be. I don't think there are enough people actually playing this POS to be able level up at all lol

    • @lozkel
      @lozkel 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Lucaz99 yeah they probably put A.I in there to make up for actual players

    • @AliBazz
      @AliBazz 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      this game is fun if it was fraa

  • @bosswavegaming8536
    @bosswavegaming8536 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2183

    id rather buy this video than the game

    • @nickabbott319
      @nickabbott319 6 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      Bosswave Gaming that’s gonna be TH-cam in about 10 years anyways,you just predicted the future.
      12/5/18

    • @etherious5957
      @etherious5957 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Soul Glo I don’t think that’s true

    • @BoeJiden500
      @BoeJiden500 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      👍🏾

    • @nickabbott319
      @nickabbott319 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      EtheriousKami lol

    • @klutz3955
      @klutz3955 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@nickabbott319 oh fuck!!!

  • @directentertainmentaplacef8630
    @directentertainmentaplacef8630 7 ปีที่แล้ว +472

    I feel the guy holds the pistol like that to escape the repeated noises and his own "sample obtained" dialogue... what little there is.

    • @Tom--pf8ub
      @Tom--pf8ub 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Actually i have deciphered the mistery of the gun. His left forearm has a faceshield of sorts, and his right hand is beside that "shield". i guess he uses that firing tactic to avoid getting hit by zombies? stupid regardless

    • @stygian5309
      @stygian5309 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@Tom--pf8ub Lmao. There is no point in that tiny shield to cover his face when zombies bite and his entire body is exposed … the dude already has a helmet on anyway, and zombies don't shoot guns. This game is just plain stupid and the concept of that face shield is just a waste of resource and pointless. xD

    • @Tom--pf8ub
      @Tom--pf8ub 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@stygian5309 Exactly. At LEAST make the dude maskless so it makes sense he'd need to cover his face from fluids!

  • @EthanSchmethan
    @EthanSchmethan 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5623

    Godzilla is approaching the generator. He's a man, not a god. Sample obtained. Godzilla is approaching the man, not a sample. He's a generator, not a sample obtained. Generator obtained. Sample is approaching the man, not a Godzilla.
    *T H E R E I T I S*

    • @gognamm2400
      @gognamm2400 8 ปีที่แล้ว +231

      Ethanopia My mind right now

    • @eval_is_evil
      @eval_is_evil 8 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      Ethanopia that was hillarious +1 mate

    • @sebastianlagomasini8852
      @sebastianlagomasini8852 8 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      yup

    • @drevin5394
      @drevin5394 8 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      Ethanopia This made me giggle 10/10 IGN

    • @RandemFellow
      @RandemFellow 8 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Ethanopia
      Lol

  • @CNRhKXtreme
    @CNRhKXtreme 8 ปีที่แล้ว +265

    Wow, I wasn't looking at the screen when he said "I hate him and his stupid nose" and assumed he was just saying that for effect. That's ACTUALLY in the game?

    • @huhuhuhuh-t2q
      @huhuhuhuh-t2q 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Lushima Lumumba-Kasongo yep

    • @poiuytrewq11422
      @poiuytrewq11422 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Lushima Lumumba-Kasongo Why do you think his name is Honker?

  • @texd.g.682
    @texd.g.682 8 ปีที่แล้ว +592

    18:43 expected "3 HOURS?!?!?!???" slomo...was disappointed :/

    • @maxinator317
      @maxinator317 8 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      expected review score pop up was dissapointing

    • @Berried_Alive
      @Berried_Alive 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same

    • @patrickcampbell45
      @patrickcampbell45 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      true

    • @dansemannse1
      @dansemannse1 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      U Guys should totally review some Porn :) I bet Delrith has a lot more comment then to add to the Discussion

    • @MuthaFuckaJones.
      @MuthaFuckaJones. 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Not gonna lie, I did the slomo expecting him to say it and was just like “oh...." when he didn't

  • @SLDFSpectreSix
    @SLDFSpectreSix 4 ปีที่แล้ว +261

    I had the code for this game from Humble Bundle and I didn't know it was a bad game, and I gave it to someone that was doing a Hurricane Relief stream. It is my greatest regret that I unleashed this game upon an innocent soul.

    • @maiseree1511
      @maiseree1511 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      At least you spared your own life.

  • @leeragdoll3458
    @leeragdoll3458 7 ปีที่แล้ว +653

    If we start forcing prisoners to play these games non stop, maybe we can solve a lot of problems

    • @klutz3955
      @klutz3955 5 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Can go two ways, either enraged them into psychos or they will regret everything they ever done and will never dare to hurt a fly anymore

    • @pretzelstick320
      @pretzelstick320 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lee Ragdoll or a mental asylum

    • @ronipletikosa
      @ronipletikosa 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      but what about the steam reviewers that recommend the game?we could just put the old school stlye, make them watch a nyan cat gif for 61 hours STRAIGHT

    • @hewhobattles8869
      @hewhobattles8869 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I'm pretty sure people have been saying stuff like this for years. But you know what, let's expand on that idea.
      First off..... Oh God I almost threw up from even thinking about this shit....
      First off, you take every movie from the search for the worst from IHE (I hate Everything for those who don't know), and you have them playing nonstop on every television in each prison around the country. Then if a prisoner acts up or breaks a prison rule or something else, the guards sit them in a chair and force them to play a horrible game that Angry Joe reviewed. And for each infraction that's another game and an additional hour they have to play. And if they reach a total of 10 infractions within the timeframe of a month they are put in solitary confinement for two weeks and for a looping period 22 and a half hours being forced to watch the not DreamWorks and Not Disney collections for IHE and then they have to beat 5 of the WORST GAMES IMAGINABLE that AVGN(Angry Video Game Need) has played. But I'm not done yet. While they are forced to do all this, you put headsets on them so they have to listen to the sounds of squeakers from MW2 lobbies. And if they still resist, now they have to listen to the soundtrack of CRAZYBUS for a looping 10hrs.
      Jesus..... With this level of torture I just conjured up, I should probably send in my application for the CIA as an interrogation specialist.
      Fucking hell, I think some of what I described goes over the line of Cruel and Unusual Punishment. But if we do all that then bright side is, well I'm like 90 percent sure no one will be inclined to ever break a law as long as they live.
      And I say 90 percent because I estimate that around 10 percent of the population is either crazy, stupid, or just think they are tough enough to survive that shit I just described and come out unscathed.

    • @Valleyraven007
      @Valleyraven007 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That would be cruel and unusual punishment

  • @TravisBroski
    @TravisBroski 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1342

    Hey...
    There it is. Sample obtained.

  • @thepikagamer
    @thepikagamer 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2736

    I don't know about you guys, but the Angry Reviews I like the most are the ones from bad games. They are the most funny to watch! Just seeing Joe rage like this is beautiful and entertaining!
    But hey, this is only an honest man's opinion.

    • @thepikagamer
      @thepikagamer 8 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      You can't edit your own comments on the phone? Fucking stupid man...

    • @noeantoniosierraortega5923
      @noeantoniosierraortega5923 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      +Kaiser indeed

    • @THE_BIGGEST_HATER
      @THE_BIGGEST_HATER 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      ikr

    • @Blinkster93
      @Blinkster93 8 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Of course! Thats what I love about angrey joe. Shity games for us to skip soo that we dont suffer the same fate XD "cough" "cough" ride to hell

    • @morsalo123
      @morsalo123 8 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Hence the name Angry Joe :)

  • @johnnyzero8853
    @johnnyzero8853 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1640

    Thank god for Resident Evil 7 and Resident Evil 2 Remake.

    • @Vegeta68041
      @Vegeta68041 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Erm RE7s first half was great and the second half sucked really bad. RE2Remake had less enemies and around the same amount of content as a game made 21 years ago. Why do people suck off those titles so hard?

    • @Vegeta68041
      @Vegeta68041 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Oh yeah because titles like this just make you expect NOTHING from capcom and when you get anything decent it looks like pure fucking gold. Imagine RE1 remake in 2002 not having crimson heads, lisa trevor, or any of the cool new shit they added just changing it to 3rd person shooter, adding a couple new areas and bit of a twist to the story. Then it would of sucked and people would of hated the game but now in 2019 our expectations are soooo fucking low.

    • @Cund
      @Cund 5 ปีที่แล้ว +196

      Wild edge lord spotted.

    • @phuct4980
      @phuct4980 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Wrist Is Frogs edge lord why they just give us a good game and a remake that even better.

    • @Vegeta68041
      @Vegeta68041 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@Cund Oops sorry I gave a well detailed description on why RE2remake isn't that great of a game. You mad?

  • @suokkis
    @suokkis 7 ปีที่แล้ว +521

    Level 1 : collect samples
    Level 2 : collect samples
    Level 3: collect samples
    Level 8: COLLECT SAMPLES
    Level 17: COOOOLLEECT SAAAMPLEEEEES!!!
    i dont know what is happen, the whole world is explode!

    • @carbonbasedlifeform6693
      @carbonbasedlifeform6693 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Don Haka LEVEL 20:Godzilla Is Attacking The Generator

    • @Sheamuscz
      @Sheamuscz 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Level 26: He's Joe, not a man!

    • @matthewmuir8884
      @matthewmuir8884 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Even Captain Toad: Treasure Tracker has more objectives, as well as around triple the amount of levels, and gameplay that actually makes sense with the game.
      In short, when it comes to making a spin-off, Capcom can learn a thing or two from Nintendo.

    • @devildavin
      @devildavin 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hey Don, wanna go collect samples?

    • @rancor2004
      @rancor2004 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Don Haka a

  • @SaltyBoy25
    @SaltyBoy25 7 ปีที่แล้ว +779

    Godzilla is approaching the samples.

    • @carbonbasedlifeform6693
      @carbonbasedlifeform6693 7 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      DarkBlade 25 The Samples are losing power

    • @sonofmazer
      @sonofmazer 6 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      My brain cells are losing power.

    • @thestwinner680
      @thestwinner680 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      The generator has been obtained, the samples are losing power!
      LMAO

    • @TheUberedHeavySpy
      @TheUberedHeavySpy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Sample is approaching the man not a god.

    • @luzianogaming6113
      @luzianogaming6113 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      He's a man, not a sample.

  • @AlexJ0203
    @AlexJ0203 8 ปีที่แล้ว +314

    Bet the Developers are like, "at least it's better than nothing."

    • @jarix1670
      @jarix1670 8 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      Nothing would have been so much better than this.

    • @rectaalborween8471
      @rectaalborween8471 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      If it was nothing then there wouldnt be time wasted.But thou time has been wasted upon thy lives of many...

    • @charlesbanks498
      @charlesbanks498 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Sweet sweet nothing.

    • @shpladau
      @shpladau 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol Inafune apparently never said that.

    • @Linkman247
      @Linkman247 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      "Cry like an anime fan on prom night."

  • @thecommentsguy7871
    @thecommentsguy7871 5 ปีที่แล้ว +416

    Survivors: *trying to survive the zombies*
    Umbrella Soldiers: *COLLECT SAMPLES*
    Zombies: *TRYING TO SURVIVE THE SOLDIERS*

    • @cernos7230
      @cernos7230 5 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Players: TRYING TO SAVE THEIR SANITY

    • @Krcun774
      @Krcun774 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Generators: TRYING TO SAVE THEMSELFS

  • @bryanhernandez2364
    @bryanhernandez2364 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1761

    Who else comes by every now and then to laugh at the birds part?

    • @rich20010
      @rich20010 6 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Still watching it to this day lol 12/2018

    • @nightfire43
      @nightfire43 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      🤣🤣🤣🤣 still watching it in 2019🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂

    • @cookingsauce8274
      @cookingsauce8274 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Lmao the bird puppet part fucking gets me laughing hard.

    • @nightfire43
      @nightfire43 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@cookingsauce8274 FUCKING!!! BIRDS IN THIS GOD DAME GAME!!!!!!

    • @Darkhound1116
      @Darkhound1116 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@MrBillyidolfan Oh get the fk out! everybody knows you don't just watch Angry Joe reviewing shitty games just so you can make a purchase decision, there is no way in hell that this video would have 3 Million+ views, if that was the case. Everybody watches it for having a good time and see Joe ripping apart a shitty game and then shoving it back up the developers ass....and that is why me and rest of the people come here from time to time.

  • @ytlittlepur7276
    @ytlittlepur7276 7 ปีที่แล้ว +460

    Seeing this makes my Mind go off to the right and explode

    • @justzack641
      @justzack641 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Man I was drinking when I read your comment and now my shirt's soaked

  • @Raptor3698
    @Raptor3698 8 ปีที่แล้ว +237

    Umbrella Corps, Rambo, Ride to Hell, Mindjack, Ghostbusters 2016, Sonic Free Riders, Godzilla. Pick one if you had no other choice

    • @MrManueldx
      @MrManueldx 8 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Raptor 3698 I choose suicide*

    • @thattypicalslimy8548
      @thattypicalslimy8548 8 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Raptor 3698 "RAMBO! THE MISSION IS OVER"

    • @kaijucifer3544
      @kaijucifer3544 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Raptor 3698 I'd pick Godzilla. Because I enjoyed it.

    • @thattypicalslimy8548
      @thattypicalslimy8548 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      シンゴジラ GODZILLA IS APPROACHING THE GENORATOR.

    • @kaijucifer3544
      @kaijucifer3544 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Slimy the upopular gamer I voted Godzilla best game of 2015.

  • @Berserk2099
    @Berserk2099 2 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    The bird puppet part always puts a smile on my face when I’m down

  • @heroofkvatch5878
    @heroofkvatch5878 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1009

    Loving these reviews. Calling out developers for their shitty, half-baked games. Now that's what Angry Joe is really about!

    • @agentnebraska4515
      @agentnebraska4515 8 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      HeroOfKvatch stop you've violated the law pay your fine or do your time your choice....lol

    • @heroofkvatch5878
      @heroofkvatch5878 8 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Imperial criminal scum like me give the Empire a bad name, you see.

    • @Mari-1031
      @Mari-1031 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      AND calling out dumb reviewers that can't properly review a game and it's obviously good or bad.

    • @wozhendeaa
      @wozhendeaa 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Bad games are usually a result if bad management, developers aren’t to be blamed 9 our of ten times

  • @pr1meofbushm4n
    @pr1meofbushm4n 8 ปีที่แล้ว +257

    Reasons this review was longer than the overwatch and uncharted videos:
    - there is often more to tell about a bad game than about a good game
    - no E3 ahead (more time)
    - his channel is called ANGRYjoe...and when he gets the feeling that a particular company is destroying a popular and loved franchise, you can't blame him for telling his opinion about it -> that's actually the reason I subscribed him
    Sorry if I made some mistakes. I'm not a native speaker.

    • @DarkLord3709
      @DarkLord3709 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Well not all of his reviews are about bad games. He also covers great game like Red Dead Redemption, Skyrim, and The Last Of Us..

    • @pr1meofbushm4n
      @pr1meofbushm4n 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +DarkLord3709 Yep that's completely true.

    • @jasss8921
      @jasss8921 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +pr1meofbushm4n are you Canadian?

    • @pr1meofbushm4n
      @pr1meofbushm4n 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nein

    • @freeziboi3249
      @freeziboi3249 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      You speak (write) better English than most native speakers do. :)

  • @KoolKeithProductions
    @KoolKeithProductions 8 ปีที่แล้ว +212

    Um... did AJ forget to do the slow motion "THREE HOURS?????" @ 18:43? I've never seen him discuss gametime and NOT do it.

    • @Deviantidol
      @Deviantidol 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      In all honesty I was expecting it as well, and was a little disappointed for some reason.

    • @kevin8280
      @kevin8280 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I'm glad he didn't do the slow motion when he said three hours. It's not necessary because we can see how disappointed he was with the game.

    • @CaptainCJ97
      @CaptainCJ97 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      look who it is

    • @KoolKeithProductions
      @KoolKeithProductions 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      CJAdams97
      lol Hey bro :3

    • @andrewsciacca3016
      @andrewsciacca3016 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      I think he just rushed to get the review out

  • @pear-head
    @pear-head ปีที่แล้ว +30

    I was gonna buy this game at a Gamestop back in the day, but the dude wouldn't sell it to me. He told me to get another game. A true homie

  • @cokeMONSTERps3
    @cokeMONSTERps3 8 ปีที่แล้ว +391

    He's a man, not a Godzilla is appraoching the sample obtained. :^(

    • @kharnthecuddly3483
      @kharnthecuddly3483 8 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      While riding to hell on one of those free-boards and getting his mind hacked

    • @Fatalis690
      @Fatalis690 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      +The Llama King not to mention charging his ki like he's taking a shit.

    • @marcyong9736
      @marcyong9736 8 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      No!!! Charging his Ki like he's dropping a DOOKIE!! Only to have him FLY OFF INTO THE RIGHT AND EXPLODE!!

    • @Blittsplitt5
      @Blittsplitt5 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      excellent

    • @FR2T
      @FR2T 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Epic

  • @FatedCb
    @FatedCb 8 ปีที่แล้ว +447

    GODZILLA is approaching the generator!

    • @randomcrandom3680
      @randomcrandom3680 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yep

    • @aberebo4853
      @aberebo4853 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      When does he say that lol I want to see it again

    • @FatedCb
      @FatedCb 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      9:51

    • @jackryan5880
      @jackryan5880 8 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      TEH GENERATOR IS LOSING POWER

    • @paradyne1T101
      @paradyne1T101 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sonic Free Riders 2

  • @akiraguy
    @akiraguy 8 ปีที่แล้ว +126

    "hey joe, you wanna play a zombie game?"
    "hey joe, you wanna get dna samples over and over again?"

    • @pharrohdabest242
      @pharrohdabest242 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Godzilla's approaching the generator!

    • @sikax13
      @sikax13 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      he's a man not a God come on comrades he's a man not a god

    • @sivartb7273
      @sivartb7273 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +sikax13 say it with me, it was like an episode of Dora the explorer

    • @thesupersonicstig
      @thesupersonicstig 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +sikax13 *goat

    • @scoutdy6547
      @scoutdy6547 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Lost King the generator is losing power.

  • @matthewwiseman1016
    @matthewwiseman1016 5 ปีที่แล้ว +237

    Came back to explain why Abe holds his gun like that...
    It is a CQC technique used for room clearing, and clearing blind corners. bringing your weapon close to your body protects you from being disarmed or someone grabbing your weapon.
    In this game, however, it’s dumb

    • @timmytatoe4248
      @timmytatoe4248 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Yeah isn't it they usually hold the gun closer to their chest? I know its not near the ears ffs

    • @dreademperor2094
      @dreademperor2094 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I found out about Angry Joe through Channel Awesome

    • @WarbossR0kt00fSant0s
      @WarbossR0kt00fSant0s 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @King Greed Dude, no zombie would disarm you just to use your own gun against you in a CQC situation.

    • @pretzelstick320
      @pretzelstick320 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Even with that explanation it still looks off.

    • @shawnfields2369
      @shawnfields2369 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@pretzelstick320 And, if it is a CQC technique, why didn't Naked Snake use it during MGS3 Snake Eater?

  • @djmocok
    @djmocok 8 ปีที่แล้ว +162

    Joe, you took one for the team, us gamers. Thank you.

    • @katytis2012
      @katytis2012 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      He did. Oh, I aspire to have the patience of ours truly Joe.

    • @katytis2012
      @katytis2012 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Pegbïaz Mob Missed? Did he went somewhere?

    • @djmocok
      @djmocok 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      I know Joe gave up on humanity long long time ago

    • @djmocok
      @djmocok 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      If Angry Joe was a religion, I'd convert.

    • @bryant7542
      @bryant7542 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes! Joe is our prophet!

  • @Sonichero151
    @Sonichero151 8 ปีที่แล้ว +227

    Resident Evil: Birdemic

    • @GoodFebruarian
      @GoodFebruarian 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Featuring Giant Jumbo Jellyfish.

    • @cryingwithrage
      @cryingwithrage 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Shock and terror

    • @MarvelousPhilly
      @MarvelousPhilly 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lol

    • @Sonichero151
      @Sonichero151 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@GoodFebruarian don't forget the Prehistoric birrds

  • @thezachvolt6883
    @thezachvolt6883 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2065

    I hate this game and it's stupid nose.

    • @AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA943
      @AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA943 8 ปีที่แล้ว +159

      sample obtained

    • @AxleTrade
      @AxleTrade 8 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      There it is.

    • @DragoonBB
      @DragoonBB 8 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      this ones mine

    • @zagrozaslan
      @zagrozaslan 8 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      *grabs camera*
      SAMPLE OBTAINED,
      OBTAINED
      SAMPLE OBTAINED
      *jump cut*
      SAMPLE OBTAIIINED
      *grabs beer from fridge then shuts the fridge door*
      SAMPLE OBTAINED!!!!!@

    • @zylothecat7449
      @zylothecat7449 8 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      it is as good as rambo the video game and it is better than ride to hell by deep silver according to angryjoe that is.

  • @casper6405
    @casper6405 6 ปีที่แล้ว +118

    What if I told you
    That you can collect samples in this game

    • @boldone66
      @boldone66 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Now *that* is a plot twist

    • @slapstickcomedy2.061
      @slapstickcomedy2.061 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      What if I told you *I'LL BUY IT AT A HIGH PRICE*

    • @Nottyastro
      @Nottyastro 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Fuck you for the spoiler

    • @KawiMusician
      @KawiMusician 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Thanks a lot...fucktard...I was gonna play this game and try to figure out what to do on my own but you just spoiled it...so,are you saying there's one time in the game u have to do this?? Well..dont tell me when it happens,I want it to be a surprise..glad I only spent $130 on this game for the extra plastic colors and skins....

    • @mollyanderson657
      @mollyanderson657 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Shut up M.night!

  • @chelseal.l.c.2381
    @chelseal.l.c.2381 8 ปีที่แล้ว +272

    lmao, 4:35
    - fuck this game.
    - it said fuck you too!

    • @chelseal.l.c.2381
      @chelseal.l.c.2381 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      He read Validity: Vadility!
      right before it's stupid nose. lol.

    • @chelseal.l.c.2381
      @chelseal.l.c.2381 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      16:55 rage. Priceless!!!

    • @hudsoneezy
      @hudsoneezy 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +Chelsea L. L. C. Yeah I caught that haha. Vadility

    • @d1rtym1k3y3
      @d1rtym1k3y3 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      "Come kill mee I'm heyuhh!"

    • @paulalvinbuquiron5698
      @paulalvinbuquiron5698 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      i just watched the video without even knowing that capcom even created this game
      ULTIMATE LUCK!!

  • @fuzzyapplepie6940
    @fuzzyapplepie6940 7 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    Sample obtained by a man, not a god cause Godzilla is flying off to the right and exploding near the generators

  • @zendayafan6665
    @zendayafan6665 8 ปีที่แล้ว +144

    I just noticed someone was planking at GameStop

    • @StephenxTehxLefty
      @StephenxTehxLefty 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      I saw that and am wondering why lol

    • @jaystarr6571
      @jaystarr6571 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I forgot it was called that.

    • @AxleTrade
      @AxleTrade 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You mean dead fish syndrome

    • @jaystarr6571
      @jaystarr6571 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lacorey Anger So gorillas think planking is dumb too...Makes sense.

    • @legendoflink5882
      @legendoflink5882 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Jay Starr Lol ikr

  • @Jehtblu
    @Jehtblu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    Cracks me the fuck up when he asks Oj if he wrote part of the dialog. Oj's denial is hilarious. 7:23

    • @mydemon
      @mydemon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Best part of the video :)

  • @LunchBXcrue
    @LunchBXcrue 8 ปีที่แล้ว +253

    I go to gameranx to laugh, I come to angryjoe to hear honesty, and laugh

    • @LunchBXcrue
      @LunchBXcrue 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      And also cause joe has good taste in music

    • @klutz3955
      @klutz3955 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Bring me Peter pan PREACH!!

    • @88ights
      @88ights 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same

    • @ktdpfnetwork9630
      @ktdpfnetwork9630 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Gameranx and Jake baldino sucks

    • @devinhandy7457
      @devinhandy7457 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Bring me Peter pan Ikr, love his music

  • @Mikeanglo
    @Mikeanglo 8 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    Capcom: "You have taught me well, my master. I am ready to do thy bidding."
    Konami: *twirling villainous mustache* "Goood. Good!"

    • @imthinkinwacky2859
      @imthinkinwacky2859 7 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      And then Capcom realizes the consequences of their dark path and then turns against their master.

  • @BlueLighteningGojo
    @BlueLighteningGojo 7 ปีที่แล้ว +677

    And then came Resident Evil 7 for the rescue...

    • @ZION73082
      @ZION73082 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The Unstoppable Isaac no then re7 came to bring this shitty formula to the main series :l

    • @WH250398
      @WH250398 6 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      The ANIME MUSIC VIDEO GEEK GOD
      The classic resident evil formula but in first person??

    • @cryingwithrage
      @cryingwithrage 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      The Unstoppable Isaac Ethan winters to the rescue!

    • @LutherKujo
      @LutherKujo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      And soon RE:2 Remake as well

    • @Daniel-Rain-YT
      @Daniel-Rain-YT 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Ethan one of the worst characters in videogames history... lol RE7 chainsaw massacre.

  • @billymays5175
    @billymays5175 7 ปีที่แล้ว +416

    *W O U L D Y O U L I K E A F R E E S A M P L E?*

    • @Mac1Camp
      @Mac1Camp 6 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Billy Mays I hate you and your STUPID NOSE

    • @StrikerWolfkröne
      @StrikerWolfkröne 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      HELL NO!

    • @slapstickcomedy2.061
      @slapstickcomedy2.061 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      As long as it gets the tough stains out I'll take 'em all.

    • @thememelord5975
      @thememelord5975 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      SAMPLE OBTAINED

    • @mitchellcrego1451
      @mitchellcrego1451 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      If you don”t Billy will make you sorry

  • @jamessawley213
    @jamessawley213 8 ปีที่แล้ว +252

    Let me quote a cop from Payday 2, "This is a colossal GOATFUCK!"

    • @jamessawley213
      @jamessawley213 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      "oh yeah" "Baa"

    • @2011nphelps
      @2011nphelps 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      ***** lol who thought that was a good idea for a line in this game?

    • @isakscherlund
      @isakscherlund 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "Someone tell command we're *not prepared* for this kind of engagement!"

    • @chilling5858
      @chilling5858 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      James Sawley said everyone when crimefest 2015 happened.
      shudder

  • @kopro2428
    @kopro2428 8 ปีที่แล้ว +128

    They put more effort making the trailer than making the game

    • @GoldInk-ds5up
      @GoldInk-ds5up 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dank Vader Like in Sonic Riders for Kinect

    • @IamaDinosaur
      @IamaDinosaur 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      The Super Mario World Warrior Dony you ever....EVER! Speak about that hell spawn!

    • @stitchedbyiron
      @stitchedbyiron 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Trailers are decieving

    • @socaltrojan286
      @socaltrojan286 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Like when the movie Lady in the Water almost looked good. Well they showed us. Damn trailer lied.

  • @thedidact07
    @thedidact07 8 ปีที่แล้ว +714

    Now THIS is the angry joe I know and love!

    • @davidharding542
      @davidharding542 8 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Agree with you there.

    • @jacovanderschaaf3044
      @jacovanderschaaf3044 8 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      best part 16:50 - 17:05

    • @gorkaaustin5306
      @gorkaaustin5306 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +jaco vander schaaf 9:29 - 9:54

    • @thedidact07
      @thedidact07 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      jaco vander schaaf The whole video is the best part.

    • @zachhhhh.z
      @zachhhhh.z 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      love this version of aj but still for some unknown reason Im still playing umbrella corps

  • @wolfgod6443
    @wolfgod6443 6 ปีที่แล้ว +183

    This is the ultimate "play as a grunt" game ever made.
    Think about it. His name is Abraham Jackson, the most random name ever made, he's a faceless soldier for Umbrella, he has a pathetic personality that makes him as unlikable as possible, and he has nothing going on in his life besides doing the exact same task forever.
    If any indie developer tries to tell you they made a game where you play as the faceless grunts and it's fun, they've failed, because the true sign of a faceless, unimportant guy's life is how much you don't want to do it in a videogame. That's why he's the grunt you shoot instead of the main character.

    • @battlion507
      @battlion507 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I think the best Grunt characters is either Point Man from FEAR (and only FEAR) and HUNK from RE2. You don't know much about them, but only by what they've accomplished, a clear and precise mind of their objectives, able to take on everything to the kitchen, bathroom and Scullery Sinks, and are revered for their completed tasks that would seem to be just mook fodder in the meat grinder.

    • @yourlocalpunkposer8107
      @yourlocalpunkposer8107 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@battlion507 I disagree, Point Man could literally fucking slaughter hordes of highly intelligent super soldiers using his wits and intelligence (the player), he wasn't the grunt by any means

    • @ventexovakon2178
      @ventexovakon2178 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I'd rather play as a grunt then some snowflake.

    • @wolfgod6443
      @wolfgod6443 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@valen9835​ To be a true "grunt" game, you have to act like a grunt. You simply shouldn't meet the criteria to be the main character...but are anyways. Not to say it's impossible to make a good game out of that (I'm sure many would love to play as a totally regular Grunt enemy in Halo). I haven't played Halo 3: ODST but I'll go out on a limb and say the characters are a bit more endearing.

    • @neo-didact9285
      @neo-didact9285 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@valen9835 ODSTs were the best non-SPARTAN infantry the UNSC had. Hardly grunts.

  • @RothurThePaladin
    @RothurThePaladin 8 ปีที่แล้ว +845

    Godzilla is approaching the sample is obtained

    • @tdasblinda9222
      @tdasblinda9222 8 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      The sample is losing power

    • @zangster4708
      @zangster4708 8 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      This one's my Godzilla sample generator contained which is losing power

    • @teamKiAs123
      @teamKiAs123 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      L

    • @jagannathbarman6712
      @jagannathbarman6712 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      itdon't know what happen.... sample lose power

    • @ViceN53X
      @ViceN53X 8 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Godzilla is approaching the sample, not a god!

  • @cybercoldymcphearson7338
    @cybercoldymcphearson7338 8 ปีที่แล้ว +110

    The Hell? At 17:00, it looked like that thing was twerking at his dead body...

    • @SqueaklesMcFinn
      @SqueaklesMcFinn 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ikr 😂

    • @jonathanhernandez3292
      @jonathanhernandez3292 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      lolololol zombie is shaking its booty :P

    • @carnorjax007
      @carnorjax007 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      imao bro I didn't notice that till you said it and you are right it does look like that

    • @theycallmesteel5337
      @theycallmesteel5337 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      imao I don't know how I never noticed that

    • @neoxcydin6112
      @neoxcydin6112 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      omg i see it now xD

  • @BlackPantherFTW
    @BlackPantherFTW 7 ปีที่แล้ว +167

    Generic Umbrella guy is approaching the sample, the sample is losing power!

  • @Horrorman95
    @Horrorman95 5 ปีที่แล้ว +182

    16:53 to 17:03 funny as hell Joe just freaking out about the birds

    • @Ariadni_Heart
      @Ariadni_Heart 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

    • @BaconSenpai
      @BaconSenpai 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Precisely why I fucking love this guy. No fake bullshit reactions like a vast majority of youtubers. Moments like when his games crash etc kill me.

  • @thealphatheist3781
    @thealphatheist3781 8 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    They spelled "Mediterranean" wrong in the mission briefing at 7:48

    • @FinalBoss27
      @FinalBoss27 8 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      I guess they didn't want to spend money on editors.

    • @Carcaroff87
      @Carcaroff87 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Spent quite sometime to arrange an answer thinking that you were referring to Joe's pronunciation...

    • @thealphatheist3781
      @thealphatheist3781 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Haha! Joe may not have even noticed, like how one speaks a misspelled word correctly or skips redundant words without thinking about it.

    • @skullcrusher701
      @skullcrusher701 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +JeanBaptisteGrenouille
      Lol i feel

    • @fireknight187
      @fireknight187 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hahaha!!

  • @gabrieljakob2001
    @gabrieljakob2001 8 ปีที่แล้ว +176

    "Fuck this game!"
    "Error"
    "It said fuck you too!" God i love OJ

  • @LeaElfArt
    @LeaElfArt 6 ปีที่แล้ว +224

    *claps hands to together * FLY OFF TO THE RIGHT AND EXPLODE !

    • @silentphotographer117
      @silentphotographer117 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😂

    • @nightfire43
      @nightfire43 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Whyyy🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @KawiMusician
      @KawiMusician 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      RETRIBUTION!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @probium2832
      @probium2832 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      GODZILLA IS APPROACHING THE GENERATOR. THE GENERATOR IS LOSING POWER.

  • @SinCity2100
    @SinCity2100 6 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    Should have released a sequel called "Umbrella Corps : Sample Obtained Edition."

  • @4tech69
    @4tech69 8 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    Godzilla is approaching the generator...

    • @martin0499
      @martin0499 8 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Sample obtained

    • @Redx500
      @Redx500 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      There it is.

    • @Deep_wolf
      @Deep_wolf 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Tru suvaiwor.

  • @caseywinter5252
    @caseywinter5252 8 ปีที่แล้ว +159

    Sad thing...this could've actually been a unique experience, but zero effort made toward this.

    • @caseywinter5252
      @caseywinter5252 8 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Doesnt mean the concept is doomed to just suck, its that capcom sucks

    • @revolverjesuschrist1967
      @revolverjesuschrist1967 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      The only thing prove useful is hacking the Mindless Umbrella Corp Models and used them for GMod than this. even OP Raccoon City or better yet Gaiden is way better than this shit.

    • @thestwinner680
      @thestwinner680 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      UNIQUE. HOW? ESSPLAIN!

    • @adad87821
      @adad87821 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      right?you know its bad when joe would rather play a pachienko machine rather then metal gear survive

  • @John-rn1nm
    @John-rn1nm 8 ปีที่แล้ว +490

    And you guys thought that Operation Raccoon City was a pile of goat shit.

    • @John-rn1nm
      @John-rn1nm 8 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      meh meh actually i liked the story of raccoon city. gameplay was crap though. umbrella corps doesnt even have that.

    • @Avy__
      @Avy__ 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      John Vincent Olmos actually I liked it a lot, I liked the characters and just wish it was done a lot better. The game is old but if it had the movement of resident evil 6 and the story of... resident evil 4, it would be great.

    • @George030ful
      @George030ful 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      John Vincent Olmos
      Totally agree. OP Racoon City maybe didn't had a solid game-play, but the story and characters where solid and interesting. The ending was a bit lackluster though.

    • @markcobuzzi826
      @markcobuzzi826 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      If Slant Six at least had to courtesy to release the full game to begin with (especially the far superior Spec Ops campaign) instead of pulling that DLC crap and actually offered a split-screen mode, I actually would have considered Operation Raccoon City a decent game to by at Used Price (maybe 5/10 using Joe's scoring system). However, on top of giving a mediocre game, they had the gall to sell half the game at full price and then demand that people jump through hoops with the DLC just to get basic parts of the game. It still pained me a little when it came out, because I thought it had potential to be one of the best franchise spin-offs ever.
      If you are interested and have a few minutes kill, imagine an alternate universe where Operation Raccoon City had all of these improvements that I once thought up while discussing the game on an online forum:
      10.) Do not turn the main Resident Evil characters like Leon into bullet sponges that can somehow take more bullets and grenades to the face than giant mutant monsters.
      9.) Add more bonus content, such as figurines, single-player minigames, extra lore behind Umbrella and Resident Evil characters, a bestiary, etc.
      8.) Cinematic qualities like cutscenes, music, and voice acting should be enhanced. Think of how epic the Resident Evil Outbreak games were in that regard.
      7.) Graphics should be boosted up to look like a modern game that takes full advantage of the system its on. The visual style and lighting should also be darker, grittier, gorier, and more realistic to suite Resident Evil. When I see a monster transform, I want to see it grotesquely mutate, instead of a red cloud forming around it as it comes out as a new creature.
      6.) Fix partner AI and some bugs/glitches. Maybe the crouching/cover system and dodging could be touched up a little bit too (a lot of people complained about that, but I managed okay for the most part).
      5.) Fix the game's variety of weapons. Sniper rifles are virtually useless because they are underpowered and surprisingly inaccurate. Magnums should be available as a sidearm type. SMGs and machine pistols should be a type of sidearm, instead of regular weapon.They could have more single-use special weapons besides grenade launcher and rocket launcher, such as a Gatling gun and mine thrower. To make the flamethrower more balanced when you find one, they could give it a much longer lasting fuel tank but take away your ability to resupply it using regular ammo piles, so it behaves like another single-use special weapon. As another minor nitpick, I think that when you buy more than one weapon, in addition to customizing your starting primary weapon/sidearm, you should be able to give your other unlocked guns to your AI teammates, that way you have more freedom to customize your team.
      4.) Add more enemy types with unique behaviors/strengths/weaknesses. Like you can add infected crows *(in hindsight I am unsure about adding birds after seeing Angry Joe's meltdown with Umbrella Corps)*, giant spiders, G-Mutants, etc. If they added enemies like Hunter Gammas that dive underwater, Gravediggers tunneling underground, or a new camouflaging B.O.W, that would allow the surveillance class to come in handy more. More bosses are always nice too.
      3.) Make subtle modifications to character classes. All of the characters' abilities should be consistent with the given technology of the Resident Evil universe and its realistic survival horror style. I feel there should be no ability for the Recon to turn invisible or imitate someone like a T-1000, the assault class could maybe have a riot shield to pull out instead of magically being invincible for a few moments, etc. The field scientist's ability to use pheromones to attract zombies to specific targets, turn enemy soldiers into crimson heads, and use a device to drive monsters crazy so they turn on each other, were good examples of what was appropriate. They could also give each class a special item that can allow a player controlled character to access secret rooms/shortcuts with different characters. This would encourage the player to replay levels with different classes. The medic could have a lockpick, the recon a hookshot, surveillance a computer hacking device, the field scientist a V-Jolt chemical syringe, the demolition class some C4, and the assault class a battery to power deactivated doors, elevators, etc.
      2.) Make the campaigns much longer and more involving. Give all the campaigns branching paths, where new missions are unlocked based on your choices, and give the player more choices besides deciding whether or not to kill Leon at the end (maybe like the campaign mode of "Shadow The Hedgehog"). Both USS and Spec Ops should have opportunities to meet all major RE characters. The USS campaign should also have a final boss. Make the stories more interesting and maybe even give the USS hit men their own personalities/backstories that allow them to go through character arcs with the choices you make (again, think of RE Outbreak, which had unique narrative cutscenes for each character you can play as).
      1.) Do not split the game in half with DLC, charge full price even when the full game is starved of content, and give the shaft to people who lack online capabilities! Oh, and offer SPLIT-SCREEN, so you do not need an online connection and friends willing to buy their own copies, just to experience the multiplayer modes and campaign coop, which is what the game was mainly marketing itself on.

    • @peasant9291
      @peasant9291 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      raccoon city was fun and playable with FRIENDS, with FRIENDS. but this? fuck this.

  • @CovertPhilosopher
    @CovertPhilosopher 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    i think this is the true horror that Alfred Hitchcock was trying to portray in the "The Birds"

  • @copyrightclaim3541
    @copyrightclaim3541 8 ปีที่แล้ว +188

    "Better then No Mans Sky" - IGN
    "Would play this over NMS" - Gamespot
    "Waste money on Umbrella Corp not NMS" - PCgamer
    "No Mans Sky < Umbrella Corp" - PaperRockShotgun
    PFS (p.f*cking.s) I DO NOT ADVOCATE FOR UMBRELLA CORP BOTH GAMES ARE CRAP.

    • @JokersPalace3384
      @JokersPalace3384 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Copyrighted Those people CLEARLY know how to rate good games.

    • @maken15
      @maken15 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Than*

    • @aitokoojii1462
      @aitokoojii1462 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Well, No Man's Sky is at least fucking trying.

    • @filthycasualevan15234
      @filthycasualevan15234 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      No mans sky isn't that bad, it's just not as good as it promised to be. I'll take a game that was at least trying over this shit any day

  • @damientalrose553
    @damientalrose553 8 ปีที่แล้ว +388

    This review has likely saved SO many people money and time. I'd rather see a review about a game that I don't know much about than about a game that EVERYONE knows about. Yes, Overwatch is good. Go find another circle-jerk about it.
    Keep up the great work AJ :D

    • @TheDapperDragon
      @TheDapperDragon 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Fuck no it hasn't. Everyone knew this was terrible. This is just Joe shitting out a review as fast as he can, so he can go back to livestreaming and getting his fanboys to give him money for nothing.
      And Overwatch is hot garbage to, and is already dying.

    • @damientalrose553
      @damientalrose553 8 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Oh, you're one of those people. I'd respond with something like "but no one I know knew anything about this game, whereas I, and everyone I know, know all about Overwatch" but you'd just be a pessimist and complain some more. Respond with a real critique instead of the negativity everyone else is spewing and I'll take you seriously, otherwise you're wasting your words.

    • @TheDapperDragon
      @TheDapperDragon 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Damien Talrose I did, how bout you try?
      From the moment the trailer dropped, everyone knew it'd be awful. And I don't want him to do Overwatch, so, I don't know why you act like I want him to look at that fucking waste of effort.

    • @paulpott261
      @paulpott261 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I don't give 2 shits about Overwatch

    • @apeblackberry3641
      @apeblackberry3641 8 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      "Overwatch is a hot garbage" best joke 2016
      "is already dying" with over 8 million players dying. Yeah sure mate ^^

  • @ItsGriim
    @ItsGriim 8 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    "Godzilla's approaching the generator" lol

    • @GreatfulGert
      @GreatfulGert 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      the generator is losing power

    • @ItsGriim
      @ItsGriim 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +GreatfulGert Godzilla's approaching the generator

    • @ottovonbismarck9026
      @ottovonbismarck9026 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Krem bro The generator is losing power.

    • @BNGClash
      @BNGClash 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +I used to play COD Godzillas approaching the generator XD

    • @GreatfulGert
      @GreatfulGert 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bryant Guidry THE GENERATOR IS LOSING POWER

  • @confidential5743
    @confidential5743 5 ปีที่แล้ว +145

    From the ashes of Umbrella Corps rose RE7 and RE2, reborn

    • @jeremyzak654
      @jeremyzak654 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Went right back to the ashes with RE3 Remake.

    • @CHRISCAMPO-wq8bi
      @CHRISCAMPO-wq8bi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jeremyzak654 Not really lol

    • @yuuhyakuya3863
      @yuuhyakuya3863 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@CHRISCAMPO-wq8bi maybe not ashes, but it's starting to come apart

    • @CHRISCAMPO-wq8bi
      @CHRISCAMPO-wq8bi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@yuuhyakuya3863 I have faith that Capcom will rectify it in some way shape or form.

    • @TrenElZombie
      @TrenElZombie 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      RE2 was a cut mess

  • @TwwIX
    @TwwIX 8 ปีที่แล้ว +792

    Remember when this used to be a slow paced and suspenseful horror franchise? Capcom clearly fucking doesn't.
    They should join Konami and stick to the Pachinko market.

    • @IJJoshOld
      @IJJoshOld 8 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      umm... Resident Evil 7? Remaking Resident Evil 2...

    • @TheMasterLHeart
      @TheMasterLHeart 8 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      If RE7 is trash, the series is offically done.

    • @Sunshine-vw4xx
      @Sunshine-vw4xx 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      How the fuck is it trash it hasn't even fucking came out yet

    • @TheMasterLHeart
      @TheMasterLHeart 8 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      I said IF RE7 is trash.

    • @aeon44
      @aeon44 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Not to mention their outdated engine. lol.
      Those animations look shit, literally. That's one thing they'll never update, the animations.

  • @lonedrifter9994
    @lonedrifter9994 8 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Umbrella Soldier is approaching the dna sample, the sample is losing power, Umbrella Soldier is approaching the dna sample, THE SAMPLE IS LOSING POWER!

    • @blanketcup8327
      @blanketcup8327 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Umbrella Soldier has destroyed the dna sample

    • @jbcpain492
      @jbcpain492 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      the memories lol

    • @Rakatan384
      @Rakatan384 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He's an umbrella soldier, not a god!

    • @lonedrifter9994
      @lonedrifter9994 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      the DNA sample is gonna veer off to the right and EXPLODE?

  • @aceclover758
    @aceclover758 8 ปีที่แล้ว +136

    You are approaching the generator, which is losing power before flying off to the right and exploding after being told a zombie game you played obtaining samples said "Karate is mythical bullshit" while these fucking birds, this guy and his stupid nose sing into your ear "OHHH SONIC FREE IN THE WIND…IN THE WIND"

    • @CNRhKXtreme
      @CNRhKXtreme 8 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      While looking at this fucking lamp!

    • @billyjoe3864
      @billyjoe3864 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Activision, the con artists if people don't understand, have mercy, He's a man not a God

    • @SaikoRhythm
      @SaikoRhythm 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      For FOUR HOURS?

    • @poiuytrewq11422
      @poiuytrewq11422 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Billy Joe But we won't be holding our breaths or anything.

    • @godzillawithanm1680
      @godzillawithanm1680 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Activision, the con artists DAT LOOK GOOD!

  • @SpectreManz
    @SpectreManz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    Watching this after playing the amazing Resi 2 remake is surreal

  • @TheJuhana
    @TheJuhana 8 ปีที่แล้ว +203

    Last time I was this early Joe uploaded reviews regularly.

    • @fredhards3529
      @fredhards3529 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same

    • @Scarfaceman77
      @Scarfaceman77 8 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Come on, let these "Last time I was this early" spam comments die already.

    • @Healthwise.
      @Healthwise. 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Scarfaceman77 can you like my comment please

    • @Healthwise.
      @Healthwise. 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Scarfaceman77 i made a last time comment go like it pls

    • @seraphiim444
      @seraphiim444 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      that's cold...

  • @hunterdavis2143
    @hunterdavis2143 8 ปีที่แล้ว +287

    how many games IN A ROW has capcom fucked our nostaglia and wallets

    • @bulink5087
      @bulink5087 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      all the games.

    • @aquabreeze7612
      @aquabreeze7612 8 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Everything except the Ace Attorney series imho

    • @joeyghostx
      @joeyghostx 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      They even made a good anime of Ace Attorney!

    • @cummywummiez
      @cummywummiez 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      nobody if people stopped bitching about nostalgia like a resident evil genwunner and if you didn't like it don't buy it!

    • @bulink5087
      @bulink5087 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Leigh Peterson how would you know you don't like a game if you have not bought it yet? I mean I get it and all, but A if its a bad game or a game made to make money off nostalgia then there is a right to say something about it. now I get that you are trying to troll here, and all but I mean at least bring up a kind of good point well doing it.

  • @burgerkingfootlettuce3751
    @burgerkingfootlettuce3751 8 ปีที่แล้ว +172

    I just can't wait for his Doom review.

    • @drewhammond5203
      @drewhammond5203 8 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Yeah, that's never coming. The biggest positive gaming surprise of the summer and he let it slip under the radar.

    • @DrDanik
      @DrDanik 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      3 months later.......

    • @charleslocke2092
      @charleslocke2092 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No he bought the props for the DOOM review and everything. It was in the video where he was talking about E3.

    • @doncheto4825
      @doncheto4825 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      nah get ready for a rapid fire review

    • @raidengoodman8754
      @raidengoodman8754 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Patrick Bateman look at his twitter dumbass

  • @BigManJev
    @BigManJev 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    i watch this when im having a bad day

  • @VIeshPilled
    @VIeshPilled 8 ปีที่แล้ว +169

    Sample Obtained

    • @joseagustincuesta
      @joseagustincuesta 8 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Oh I bet you obtained a sample.

    • @traffictom1252
      @traffictom1252 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      +POOTIS MANN he's a man not a god

    • @VIeshPilled
      @VIeshPilled 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Derek Love you too

    • @ChapSnat752
      @ChapSnat752 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      TRIGGERED

    • @alexcook9817
      @alexcook9817 8 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Godzilla is approaching the generator!

  • @HumanAfterAll123
    @HumanAfterAll123 8 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Joes freakout about the decals at 17:48 is beyond hilarious

  • @GraveRoda
    @GraveRoda 8 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Why does the concept of Joe being terrorized by birds sound so entertaining?

  • @dhughesy2023
    @dhughesy2023 5 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    If this is the price we had to pay to get Resident Evil 7 and 2. Worth it

    • @shawnfields2369
      @shawnfields2369 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Couldn't agree more. If this was also the price we paid to get the new RE3 remake, also worth it, dude/lady.

    • @dnblegend280
      @dnblegend280 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Shawn Fields its a shame that re3 is a fucking fail

    • @OhSaucy
      @OhSaucy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Shawn Fields damn this comment aged poorly

    • @looinrims
      @looinrims 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Memz Gaming resident evil 3 with more of the resident evil 6 than 3
      Rip

    • @dnblegend280
      @dnblegend280 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      The Looinrims lmaoooo

  • @UltraBatshift
    @UltraBatshift 8 ปีที่แล้ว +157

    13:12 "Shhh...just leave him alone. He's special." - I'm dying xD

    • @MrJAG
      @MrJAG 8 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      he's dreaming of running free in the wild

  • @ChickenExotic
    @ChickenExotic 8 ปีที่แล้ว +163

    I lost my shit at 16:55!!!!

    • @ZolidSnakeSS4
      @ZolidSnakeSS4 8 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      best part of the review! xD

    • @ZomIIXC
      @ZomIIXC 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      what did he even say?

    • @PsGamer-ye6vo
      @PsGamer-ye6vo 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      haha best part

    • @sean8102
      @sean8102 8 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      WHAT THE FUCK!!! WITH THE FUCKING BIRDS!!!! ALRIGHT FUCK THE BIRDS I HATE THAT GOD DAMN GAME!! FUUUUUCCKKKK!!!!
      LMAO

    • @1mrbremos
      @1mrbremos 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      IKR LMAO

  • @eternalbane996
    @eternalbane996 8 ปีที่แล้ว +125

    When you gave the game its score, you didn't provide the graphic you usually put on the cg screen behind you. (This is around the 24:00 min mark). Just a heads up in case you didn't notice.

    • @wu1ming9shi
      @wu1ming9shi 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      thumb this up guys so he sees it. It was apparently a bit too long ago...

    • @drewbocop
      @drewbocop 8 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      It didn't even earn a graphic. It was that shit.

    • @Xedhadeaus
      @Xedhadeaus 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      He probably doesn't even have a 2 score graphic...

    • @MasterJunior93
      @MasterJunior93 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      24:10 mark.

  • @goodfellownotrealy1506
    @goodfellownotrealy1506 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    this continues to be my favorite angry Joe opening video

  • @Harddiskfail
    @Harddiskfail 8 ปีที่แล้ว +221

    Hey Joe Wanna Play A Zombie Game?

    • @marioacevedo6453
      @marioacevedo6453 8 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      NO I DONT WANTA PLAY ANOTHER MOTHERFUKIN ZOMBIE GAME

    • @Shadowiff
      @Shadowiff 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      STOP IT....STAHHHHHH

    • @AcerSense
      @AcerSense 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Hey Joe. You wanna play a motherfucking zombie game?
      xD

    • @aziz6039
      @aziz6039 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      KILL ME...

    • @Mi2Lethal
      @Mi2Lethal 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Why Do You Type Like This?

  • @PlayStation360Gamer
    @PlayStation360Gamer 8 ปีที่แล้ว +218

    Don't do a review: People Bitch. Do a review: People Bitch. Yeah, we need to start purging some of this community. I mean Joe even teased a DOOM review at the end, come on people.

    • @baines1998
      @baines1998 8 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Your absolutely right. Some of the people in this community are awful.

    • @darthInsanius
      @darthInsanius 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Like the people who cannot differentiate between "your" and "you're."

    • @haydennr6
      @haydennr6 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      synthetic cancer them

    • @3cameron6
      @3cameron6 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Silverback TwentySeventeen and the people that comment about differentiating between you're and your

    • @haydennr6
      @haydennr6 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Cameron Smith and the people with the basic youtube profile pic...

  • @vevans0009
    @vevans0009 8 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    16:50 to 17:11 is pure classic angry joe rage. XD

    • @A.R.T.4
      @A.R.T.4 8 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      It brought many tears to my eyes, mainly due to laughter

    • @vevans0009
      @vevans0009 8 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Plus, his pants was falling off.

    • @Blittsplitt5
      @Blittsplitt5 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      22:35 as well

  • @27bixler
    @27bixler 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Still one of the most entertaining reviews of Joe in 2021. Came back after all of these years.

  • @Crossxfighter
    @Crossxfighter 7 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    13:55 My favorite part. I died laughing when he's angry at the birds. Man, those are some "angry birds." XD

  • @Z32JU
    @Z32JU 8 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    My friend told me to buy this game... He's no longer my friend

    • @thatslife7437
      @thatslife7437 8 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      my mama bought me this game ,shes no longer my mom

    • @Z32JU
      @Z32JU 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +thatsLIFE lmfaooooooooo

    • @daethmora3642
      @daethmora3642 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      HE'S DEAD ISNT HE

    • @OmniOmegaKiller
      @OmniOmegaKiller 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Thugs life

    • @ppgranja3
      @ppgranja3 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol!!!

  • @TheRealdealdude2
    @TheRealdealdude2 8 ปีที่แล้ว +187

    So here I thought Joe's fans would stop complaining... I was terribly wrong.

    • @RynKen
      @RynKen 8 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      They've been doing it for too long. I don't think they can even remember how to do anything else.

    • @FourNamesFourEyes
      @FourNamesFourEyes 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It's always something. That's the only way they can communicate apparently.

    • @jamespiper8064
      @jamespiper8064 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      +RynKen They should save time complaining and just unsub. I don't pay for Joe's content so whatever he puts out I'm grateful for.

    • @Blusmj
      @Blusmj 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      This channel with no bitching in the comments? Please.

    • @CULIKITRAKA
      @CULIKITRAKA 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      I know right

  • @JustSomeDinosaurPerson
    @JustSomeDinosaurPerson 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Watching AJ punch and then proceed to rob himself is prolly one of the guiltiest laughs I have had in a long time. Love you AJ

    • @veryadequateconsultation4952
      @veryadequateconsultation4952 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      What happened to that scene? It’s edited now because I remember AJ gets punched by C.C, but now it’s just him recoiling & then talking.

    • @JustSomeDinosaurPerson
      @JustSomeDinosaurPerson 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@veryadequateconsultation4952 It starts 2:17 and then picks up again at 3:32

  • @No-1.In.Particular
    @No-1.In.Particular 8 ปีที่แล้ว +112

    17:00 holy shit Joe! That's the angriest Ive seen you!

    • @adityasrinathfightsdaleks
      @adityasrinathfightsdaleks 8 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Then you haven’t seen his Ride to Hell review.

    • @DTtutS
      @DTtutS 8 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      lol his pants dropped off

    • @bankablemilk2188
      @bankablemilk2188 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      His batman arkham knight rant was by far the worst

    • @creation9224
      @creation9224 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I think the zombie also was shaking his behind if you can see it

    • @georgekountzas6495
      @georgekountzas6495 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Bf4 rant

  • @imthinkinwacky2859
    @imthinkinwacky2859 8 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    16:51 to 17:05 How most people felt when playing Mighty No. 9.

  • @icepickman1614
    @icepickman1614 7 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    I imagine 16:58 is where Joe becomes a bird hunter.

  • @HULKHOGAN1
    @HULKHOGAN1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    That punch from Corporate Commander had me in stitches!

  • @TheRealmOfTF
    @TheRealmOfTF 8 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    Well I honestly don't know what happened to the AngryJoe community, but at this point it has gotten so toxic that it is literally beyond saving. Please just disable the comments section Joe, and do us all a favour.

    • @jordanj809
      @jordanj809 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      At least before, everyone would give Joe shit for not posting reviews. And when he did, everything was all good. But now they're angry no matter what. Smh

    • @WLTSMASSACRE
      @WLTSMASSACRE 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +Jordan Jolivette because he only does streams now

    • @jordanj809
      @jordanj809 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +WLTS MASSACRE then go to his streams and spam him with death threats and other stupid shit. This a review, what are u still mad about?

    • @WLTSMASSACRE
      @WLTSMASSACRE 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +Jordan Jolivette I'm not mad I'm just telling you that their mad at him for only doing streams

    • @VexRep
      @VexRep 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      but he just made a review..................

  • @bookroach6742
    @bookroach6742 8 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Thank you for finally making an angry review after about 4 weeks. This video was hilarious, and I'm grateful you finally got around to it.

    • @bookroach6742
      @bookroach6742 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      And that ending was badass!

    • @Deuce972
      @Deuce972 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      He's doing a DOOM review next, check his twitter :)

  • @peefmcgoose2908
    @peefmcgoose2908 8 ปีที่แล้ว +140

    to all of those people who are saying " why fully review this fuckin diarrhea when uncharted and overwatch were rapid fire????" well everyone already knows those games are great, so why completely cover them? It's like those stupid fucking word limit essays that you do in high school, eventually run out of shit to say.

    • @peefmcgoose2908
      @peefmcgoose2908 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Also sample obtained

    • @Raider8784
      @Raider8784 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      And everybody knew this game would be shit... those who had even heard about it in the first place.

    • @DragoonBB
      @DragoonBB 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      There it is

    • @barrypilon168
      @barrypilon168 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Over watch is trash

    • @peefmcgoose2908
      @peefmcgoose2908 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Barry Pilon Nah just cancerous and overpriced...but not trash

  • @AHersheyHere
    @AHersheyHere 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I hold my pistol like that, I do it mostly for the hearing damage; the rest of the reason is for the street cred.

  • @shortfusd
    @shortfusd 8 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    He was pointing to the screen when he said 2/10 yet no number showed up on the screen.

    • @adilsonyoung5713
      @adilsonyoung5713 8 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      The game is so shit that the 2 didn't come out, it deserves nothing xD

    • @muhammadkhairiaimran6218
      @muhammadkhairiaimran6218 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      even "3 hours?!?!?!" was not in slomow

    • @TheFettuck
      @TheFettuck 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      His license for his video editor probably run out, and he doesn't want to work too much with Windows Movie Maker! :D

  • @hythamm7md298
    @hythamm7md298 8 ปีที่แล้ว +122

    angry joe is back!! been a while since i saw a REAL honest game review

    • @dingdingdingding5544
      @dingdingdingding5544 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      kept you waiting huh

    • @hythamm7md298
      @hythamm7md298 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      he kept us waiting

    • @Kidyungblack12
      @Kidyungblack12 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +BIG BOSS "Such a Lust For Revenge WHO!!!!!"

    • @Justmyhandle
      @Justmyhandle 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      13:07- #Hesspecial

    • @robe6084
      @robe6084 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      snake snake Snaaaaake!

  • @nagakechi
    @nagakechi 7 ปีที่แล้ว +129

    16:54 Angry Joe at his best lol

  • @Karzakus
    @Karzakus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    Remember when it was rediculous to sell 5 different colors for 3 bucks?
    Now we pay 17 dollars for blue. Just blue.
    Sigh... these were the good old days

    • @CHRISCAMPO-wq8bi
      @CHRISCAMPO-wq8bi 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      What game you referring to that sells $17 for just blue?

    • @madjeager0093
      @madjeager0093 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@CHRISCAMPO-wq8bi fallout 76

    • @CHRISCAMPO-wq8bi
      @CHRISCAMPO-wq8bi 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@madjeager0093 Yeah that game was a very SPECIAL case from what I heard. I was only curious cuz he made it sound like it was the new staus quo with dlc and that's not really the case lol just a game that stood out in every negative way

    • @madjeager0093
      @madjeager0093 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@CHRISCAMPO-wq8biI get what you mean. I don't know if there are any other games that have atrocious microtransactions other than metal gear survive.

    • @TG-ge1oh
      @TG-ge1oh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@madjeager0093 Apex Legends had $250+ for a skin or something. Most EA games have surprise mechanics (gambling). There's way too much of that shit going around to even list, but given enough time I can come up with a comprehensive list.