Metal Gear Survive Angry Review

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  • @attilavrana4590
    @attilavrana4590 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5066

    The metal gear series used to be solid, now it’s just trying to survive.

    • @dragonbornexpress5650
      @dragonbornexpress5650 4 ปีที่แล้ว +154

      How fitting....

    • @raiyaadkhaled1940
      @raiyaadkhaled1940 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Where have I heard that before?

    • @dragongodtaios1897
      @dragongodtaios1897 4 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      Attila Vrana as palpatine would say: ironic, he could save others from death, but not himself.

    • @darknessbr3209
      @darknessbr3209 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      this remember me the time that time when the power scale of this universe was sudently rising

    • @jacobsalcido5891
      @jacobsalcido5891 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Lol obviously they’re inspired title

  • @parkerhix1057
    @parkerhix1057 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4803

    Angry Joe:
    2 guys, cheesy editing, cringeworthy and hilarious acting, and a good ol truthful review.
    One of the best on YT.

    • @theul6775
      @theul6775 5 ปีที่แล้ว +256

      His reviewing ability really shines when he is angry and heavily critiques games

    • @phantomslay5612
      @phantomslay5612 5 ปีที่แล้ว +245

      @@theul6775 And yet, he's actually a pretty smart and well spoken guy when he wants to be.

    • @slaymyface1357
      @slaymyface1357 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Boi he deserves an oscar award for every skit hes in

    • @sallgoodman2323
      @sallgoodman2323 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      A cardboard booooooooox!!!!!

    • @James-gj8rn
      @James-gj8rn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      all the elements that make it a classic angry review :)

  • @miyuruify
    @miyuruify ปีที่แล้ว +425

    Joe dressed as kazuma kiryu and doing the Cuban energy is one of best things ever happened in this channel

    • @bxile730
      @bxile730 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      It was hilarious 😂😂 i think he was dressed as Tony Montana from Scarface tho, and tony montana is cuban as well

    • @Awwscrewit
      @Awwscrewit ปีที่แล้ว +19

      It was so out of the blue I almost did a spit take.

    • @SquilliamNigwardicus
      @SquilliamNigwardicus ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Tony Montana*

    • @nullcoreproject
      @nullcoreproject ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@bxile730 Nah it's the outfit he bought/used for his Yakuza 0 review, but yes probably not the intention ofc.

    • @peterk.2108
      @peterk.2108 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      BREAKING ZA WOORRRRLD

  • @supergirlvideoclips894
    @supergirlvideoclips894 4 ปีที่แล้ว +489

    Angry Joe's Cuban dance is the best thing ever to do anything with metal gear survive.

    • @ECG3485
      @ECG3485 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      It's the best part of this video🕺🕺🕺🤣

    • @Koldybay
      @Koldybay ปีที่แล้ว +19

      "bring me yayo" lmao

  • @GeneralLegoshi
    @GeneralLegoshi 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3439

    *Metal Gear Fans:* Why won't you die!?
    *Konami:* PACHINKO MACHINES SON. They harden in response to financial trauma.

    • @fgr7002
      @fgr7002 6 ปีที่แล้ว +147

      -LIIQQQUIIIIDDDDD-
      PACCCCHINKKKKOOSSSSS

    • @MultiGG2
      @MultiGG2 6 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      XD

    • @balfanghellfire
      @balfanghellfire 6 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      All Konami has for money makers are Pachinko machines and Yu-Gi-Oh!

    • @PandaPandaFullify
      @PandaPandaFullify 6 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      goddamnit I love this comment way too much lol

    • @DjTittySprinklez
      @DjTittySprinklez 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Damn I fucking love this comment. I laughed so hard 😁😁

  • @kalo47powercore
    @kalo47powercore 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2532

    Snakes like, “Oh hell no! I’m going back to Smash Bros. They’ll at least treat me better there.”

    • @METALGEARMATRIX
      @METALGEARMATRIX 5 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Kalo47 Wrong Snake
      Not even a snake, technically

    • @kalo47powercore
      @kalo47powercore 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      WarMachineBrony I know but still.

    • @jacobbarnes70
      @jacobbarnes70 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      That was naked snake, i zoomed in and there were no scars on horns on his head.

    • @Gustavo-pc6wc
      @Gustavo-pc6wc 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @Web Head Naked Snake and Big Boss are both spy names to the same person

    • @timafterdark3759
      @timafterdark3759 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      C0B Productions That’s Poison Snake, you’ll know how and why when you get a completionist ending. It’s not half bad and better explanation why Big Boss appears in Metal Gear 1-2 when he should’ve been dead. The normal ending isn’t that good

  • @luvstagrind
    @luvstagrind 4 ปีที่แล้ว +898

    For those wondering why the music cuts out. Well my guess is joe doesn't want to get hit with ANOTHER copyright strike

    • @TheAlex4905
      @TheAlex4905 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      The music used to be there

    • @IR-Fan
      @IR-Fan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      @@TheAlex4905 too bad TH-cam said "nope, no more song for you Joe."

    • @TheAlex4905
      @TheAlex4905 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@IR-Fan Ya

    • @ashaman7653
      @ashaman7653 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Intro ruined :( was amazing too. It's fair use you assholes.

    • @theslasherof78
      @theslasherof78 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      @@ashaman7653 Not to mention, John Carpenter probably doesn't give two shits about people using his iconic Halloween theme.

  • @knightslayer6161
    @knightslayer6161 4 ปีที่แล้ว +535

    It breaks my heart everytime a content creator has to come back and change the music and sound for an entire vid, clip, bit, sketch etc. TH-cam and their stupid copyright system that just take the magic out of editing, creativity TH-cam as a whole.

    • @kingtoon22
      @kingtoon22 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      It’s not TH-cam’s fault, they have to abide by copyright law, if you want to blame someone, blame the government and intellectual property laws.

    • @MrODST57
      @MrODST57 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      @@kingtoon22 or you could blame the company who called a strike like the greedy fucks they are

    • @jamiengo2343
      @jamiengo2343 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      alex scott how should copyright laws be implemented in the future?

    • @Sonichero151
      @Sonichero151 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@jamiengo2343 well the government needs to catch up with how far technology had changed how copyright works...... We still have laws that were established in the fucking 1800s.

    • @graphkid
      @graphkid 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Look I agree there should be a simple rule as long as the creator announces in credits or early in video they “don’t own the song or music playing” they should be good but TH-cam won’t think that way

  • @user-fu4lx5fo9s
    @user-fu4lx5fo9s 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2640

    11:20 , in case you came back for the kuban dance :)

    • @marshyello4237
      @marshyello4237 5 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      Rofl thank you !!!

    • @largesatsuma
      @largesatsuma 5 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      I did come back for that, ha ha

    • @nic5264
      @nic5264 5 ปีที่แล้ว +141

      As a Cuban...this is accurate lol

    • @sh0ryualfa393
      @sh0ryualfa393 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Fucking rofl thanks 😂

    • @ericksheldon3870
      @ericksheldon3870 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      LMFAO

  • @sage-ry9dp
    @sage-ry9dp 6 ปีที่แล้ว +526

    2014: "He's a man, not a god"
    2015: "Godzilla is approaching the generator"
    2016: "Sample obtained"
    2017: "Put your joycon down on its side"
    2018: "Pay attention to your stamina"

    • @razorback9999able
      @razorback9999able 6 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      2014: He's a man not a god

    • @sage-ry9dp
      @sage-ry9dp 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      razorback9999able oh yeah, i forgot that! thanks!

    • @kaijucifer3544
      @kaijucifer3544 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Godzilla fans actually liked the game. Casuals didn't.

    • @CelticAkumathefirst
      @CelticAkumathefirst 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      razorback9999able which game was that?

    • @andrewsmith9179
      @andrewsmith9179 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ily so much lol 😂😂😂

  • @peterdanklage6286
    @peterdanklage6286 4 ปีที่แล้ว +374

    The dirty water part killed me 😂🤣😂🤣
    “What are you stupid? That’s not a pot. It’s a pan!” 🤣🤣🤣

    • @blandantey
      @blandantey 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Hahah, too funny!

    • @lucasmackey2808
      @lucasmackey2808 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      15:28 Don’t forget Other Trump

  • @Dead_Weight21
    @Dead_Weight21 3 ปีที่แล้ว +247

    In the intro sequence, it was so dead quiet that I thought that my speakers were broken, or that it was very quiet. So I maxed out my volume. Big mistake there

    • @keepcoolgames5896
      @keepcoolgames5896 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Truth

    • @lunarecklipse
      @lunarecklipse 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      I think the audio may have been copyright struck.

    • @paulshawn3345
      @paulshawn3345 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      The audio at the beginning was originally the Halloween theme.

    • @gkdunch
      @gkdunch 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      copyright go brr brr

    • @Saltyaf38
      @Saltyaf38 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same

  • @xzenox7156
    @xzenox7156 6 ปีที่แล้ว +578

    When the Angry Review is 100x more entertaining than the game...

    • @palpablehen65
      @palpablehen65 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Xzenox7 I was hyped for this bcuz of the review

  • @Furanao
    @Furanao 6 ปีที่แล้ว +522

    in fact, that cardboard box was actually a loot crate.

    • @Khenfu_Cake
      @Khenfu_Cake 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Fura Nao Then Joe was right: it IS the actual bad guy!

    • @MyouKyuubi
      @MyouKyuubi 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      nono, you don't understand... That was snake. xD

    • @Khenfu_Cake
      @Khenfu_Cake 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Madao Poor Snake; he tried to sneak his way out of this game. But unfortunately the box he used wasn't actually a cardboard box, but a lootbox. Now he can only be free if someone purchases the box he is in for $20.

    • @rahkiel1774
      @rahkiel1774 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Are actually the same as chest in Diablo 3 -> Loot box too ?

    • @nilrc4254
      @nilrc4254 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Nekhet LMAO. I would love to see konami try to bait us into buying snake like that. That happens in mobile games. 😂

  • @aydinmakesthings
    @aydinmakesthings 4 ปีที่แล้ว +153

    "How do make a good game engine bad!?"
    *Laughs in Hunt Down the Freeman*

    • @thedukeofdeathpt6262
      @thedukeofdeathpt6262 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Any Crysis Game that is not the first one of the series

  • @ieuanhunt552
    @ieuanhunt552 4 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    11:20 I think I speak for everyone when I say we all want more dancing Cuban Joe.

  • @ItsMeYourDad69
    @ItsMeYourDad69 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3603

    Paying for save slots? Surprised EA didnt do this first...

    • @LeonidSaykin
      @LeonidSaykin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +163

      yeah thats kind of the new low

    • @walkingstickman1
      @walkingstickman1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +198

      They probably thought "nahh too obvious.. we'll save it for plan B"

    • @kalo47powercore
      @kalo47powercore 5 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      ashley kay let’s not give them ideas.

    • @misteronsepatro7018
      @misteronsepatro7018 5 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      Yeah Konami managed to be more Greedy than EA

    • @somerandomguy8491
      @somerandomguy8491 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      carl J okay what "amazing" games are there

  • @comixproviderftw_02
    @comixproviderftw_02 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2677

    2013 - Fly off to the right and explode!
    2014 - HE'S A MAN! NOT A GOD! COME ON COMRADES! HE'S A MAN! NOT A GOD!
    2015 - GODZILLA APPROACHING THE GENERATOR! THE GENERATOR IS LOOSING POWER!
    2016 - COLLECT THE INFECTED DNA! or SAMPLE OBTAINED!
    2017 - Set your Joycon down on its side.
    2018 - Pay attention to your stamina.

    • @miravets3229
      @miravets3229 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      A

    • @thorshammer7883
      @thorshammer7883 6 ปีที่แล้ว +133

      ComiXProvider FTW_02
      Your Mind has been Jacked.

    • @straydog91
      @straydog91 6 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      2013 - Fly off to the right and explode!

    • @BachBreaker8
      @BachBreaker8 6 ปีที่แล้ว +162

      2011 - "I don't know what is happen! Smoke, guns, the whole world is explode, so we just running, running very fast..."

    • @jonrojero6478
      @jonrojero6478 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      ComiXProvider FTW_02 2014 is still my favorite

  • @SauceManePlays
    @SauceManePlays 4 ปีที่แล้ว +239

    0:37 It makes me so frustrated having to listen to that silence. I'm so sorry Joes

    • @TheAlex4905
      @TheAlex4905 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      I fuckin hate copyright

    • @rockyoliver3933
      @rockyoliver3933 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Damn! So that's what happened.
      Worst part is I've found up to 10 videos that had music removed out of it.
      Make's me rage every time.

    • @moxxiiscarlett7141
      @moxxiiscarlett7141 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      and the duck dynasty review got taken down. RIP TH-cam man.

    • @CRAZYMUGMAN
      @CRAZYMUGMAN 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      you can thank the mentally retarded people that invented copyright

    • @Gamessy
      @Gamessy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@moxxiiscarlett7141 there was a duck dynasty review? I didnt know that

  • @Andrew67911
    @Andrew67911 4 ปีที่แล้ว +287

    Angry Joe: This game is so bad I'd rather play on a PACHINKO MACHINE!
    Konami: We hear you Joe. Starting now we shall begin turning our beloved properties into pachinko machines.
    Angry Joe: That's not what I meant!!!

    • @thomasedwardharrison2879
      @thomasedwardharrison2879 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      F Konami

    • @Alaskanraider2734
      @Alaskanraider2734 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Konami what the hell did you do to Silent Hill

    • @Kernnichiwa
      @Kernnichiwa 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      We have tons of Konami slot machines at the casino I work at lol unfortunately they don't need our gamer money anymore

    • @mollyanderson657
      @mollyanderson657 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well Fuck you too Konami

  • @paulocao572
    @paulocao572 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1891

    I'm Cuban and Holy Shit man I cracked my self with the Cuban Energy part...

    • @mightytaco123
      @mightytaco123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Paulo Cao hey everyone I’m also Cuban. Notice me too.

    • @garibaldibritann1240
      @garibaldibritann1240 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Yeah, Cuban but with "k". You can guest the Mortal Kombat gigs here!

    • @GoklasM
      @GoklasM 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@garibaldibritann1240, actually, it's in Russia. Kuban region.

    • @garibaldibritann1240
      @garibaldibritann1240 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@GoklasM oh, thanks!

    • @chrisxvalle9294
      @chrisxvalle9294 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol 😂

  • @TheStapleGunKid
    @TheStapleGunKid 6 ปีที่แล้ว +332

    We're going to build a fence and make Konami pay for it.

    • @iseeallforme
      @iseeallforme 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      "We as the Konami will not pay for any decent game"
      or
      "We're going to build save slots and make the gamers pay for it"

  • @eloyevd
    @eloyevd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +177

    2020 and this is still one of his funniest review😭 “Hey joe you wanna play a zombie game” “Kuban energy”🤣

  • @nickolasfi
    @nickolasfi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +120

    Angry Joe is the perfect example of what every TH-camr should be:
    -Reliable
    -Funny
    -Low budget but creative

    • @TheWayBesst
      @TheWayBesst 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Reliable? Nah. Joe delivers on 1 of 5 promised reviews and constantly makes up BS excuses. He was reliable back in 2015.

    • @-Markus-
      @-Markus- 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      @@TheWayBesst Doesnt matter, every time he puts something up its great!

  • @Megelos
    @Megelos 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3392

    you know the game is going to be bad when you see the ''umbrella corps review'' in the recommended tab...

    • @cryingwithrage
      @cryingwithrage 6 ปีที่แล้ว +141

      Miguel Medeiros at least umbrella corps has zombies since it's resident evil. What does zombies have to so with metal gear solid, or shit konami never even used zombies.

    • @Midwestern85
      @Midwestern85 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Miguel Medeiros mine was risen 2 lol

    • @melkyman11
      @melkyman11 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Miguel Medeiros well I don’t have it....oh yup you’re right lol

    • @Megelos
      @Megelos 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I feel Bad for Kojima, i like the idea of him alone now, the only problem is that he cant make games about Metal gear and silent Hill, i was overhyped for silent hills

    • @turbotrup96
      @turbotrup96 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Miguel Medeiros So it wasn't just my case, huh.

  • @turgunculis
    @turgunculis 6 ปีที่แล้ว +306

    The cardboard box was the weapon to surpass metal gear.

    • @turgunculis
      @turgunculis 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      :O

    • @TengokuEXE
      @TengokuEXE 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Cardboard box?

    • @delsin1126
      @delsin1126 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Autismo it’s what sold Phantom Pain

    • @dlericx1876
      @dlericx1876 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nintendo LABO ??? 🤔🤔🤔

    • @Warmaka
      @Warmaka 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Autismo Metal Box!?

  • @The_Conflicted_Boulder
    @The_Conflicted_Boulder 4 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    Joe looks pretty damn good in that suit. The best part of this game is the fact that Joe wore the suit for the review.

  • @chrisstixx2278
    @chrisstixx2278 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    AJ-“Can’t the zombies go over or around the fence”
    OJ what was that? Get him out of here”
    This part always freakin gets me, I freakin love both of them

  • @AirwarpGaming
    @AirwarpGaming 6 ปีที่แล้ว +147

    The year is 2070 Joe is in a retirement home and is on the brink of death when all of a sudden
    ‘You wanna play a zombie game?’

    • @theterribleanimator1793
      @theterribleanimator1793 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      And then he flat line's.

    • @Strange_Loner
      @Strange_Loner 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      The Terrible Animator and becomes a zombie

    • @vagamer522
      @vagamer522 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      he probably have a heart attack if he heard that again

  • @mustdie27
    @mustdie27 6 ปีที่แล้ว +226

    Awful games creates the funniest angry reviews.

  • @haroeneissa790
    @haroeneissa790 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    The metal gear series lived for almost 18 years under the lead of Kojima, but the series died like a week after he left. That is really Saying something.

    • @Alexander-nr5tt
      @Alexander-nr5tt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The first Metal Gear released in 1987.

    • @NoName-st2jl
      @NoName-st2jl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@Alexander-nr5tt that makes it worst lmao.

    • @thanatos425
      @thanatos425 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Kojima had one good story and it was MGS1 and after that it was just awful. Thry should have fired him while he was making MGS3

    • @R3in_Ch
      @R3in_Ch ปีที่แล้ว

      @@thanatos425 all of the game under him sell really well lmao

    • @clownworld4655
      @clownworld4655 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@thanatos425 someone’s mad

  • @The-Big-Boss
    @The-Big-Boss 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    the salt in the wound is the remastered cutscenes of mgs3
    KONAMI COULD LITERALLY PRINT MONEY BY REMAKING IT IN THE FOX ENGINE

    • @adad87821
      @adad87821 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      to bad theyd rather make PACHINKO machibes

    • @jethropalillo1746
      @jethropalillo1746 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's A Stupid Thing And You Know it HAHAHAHA😂😂😅😅

  • @majb4737
    @majb4737 6 ปีที่แล้ว +295

    Metal gear: Why are we still here?
    Konami: *Just to suffer*

  • @TheAssassin752
    @TheAssassin752 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2426

    This review is much more enjoyable than the game.

    • @oldmanjinkinsskyrim737
      @oldmanjinkinsskyrim737 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      And ironically its free

    • @IbadGrammarX
      @IbadGrammarX 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@oldmanjinkinsskyrim737 i let ads play to suport angryjoe

    • @crazygamer4260
      @crazygamer4260 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I disagree because all of his points are wrong, you can easily tell where to go in the fog if you use the compass and beacons shining in the distance

    • @ElMafioso21
      @ElMafioso21 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@crazygamer4260 U seriously defending this peace of garbage of a game ?

    • @A-G-F-
      @A-G-F- 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@crazygamer4260 "all of his points are wrong" there is no way you said that lmao

  • @sarahvilardi3071
    @sarahvilardi3071 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    That breakdown into laughter at 11:03... Is actually what I live for

  • @qqq386
    @qqq386 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    RIP Castlevania, Contra, Silent Hill and Metal Gear series...

    • @adad87821
      @adad87821 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      lets hope a good dev aquires the ips along with the fear franchise

    • @JohnGoetzGaming
      @JohnGoetzGaming 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Come on Sony buy some IP!

  • @crazyguy12u
    @crazyguy12u 6 ปีที่แล้ว +212

    "Pay attention to your stamina" = "Godzilla is approaching the generator"

  • @redlord5892
    @redlord5892 6 ปีที่แล้ว +635

    They didn't run out of money, they ran out of Kojima.

    • @strifera
      @strifera 6 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      They didn't run out of Kojima. They ran Kojima out.

    • @nobodys_winds6580
      @nobodys_winds6580 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      They didn't run Kojima out, they out-ran Kojima

    • @imveryangryitsnotbutter
      @imveryangryitsnotbutter 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      They didn't run Kojima out, they unrk mioja otu.

    • @loveisthewae3745
      @loveisthewae3745 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      they didnt run out kojima, it just sucks

    • @chazyboy1823
      @chazyboy1823 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      There's an Armored Core NEXT joke in all of this.... I can feel it in my veins.

  • @mihirlavande
    @mihirlavande 3 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    Turns out the real phantom pain was the pain of knowing this is what killed the Metal Gear franchise.

    • @vladimirlestrad3120
      @vladimirlestrad3120 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Amen to that.

    • @rileymachelle4088
      @rileymachelle4088 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      But maybe the real Metal Gear, was the friends made along the way 🥲

    • @Slavic_Snake
      @Slavic_Snake 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@rileymachelle4088 wasn't that said for destiny 2?

  • @anoobisshenanigans4800
    @anoobisshenanigans4800 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    I thought my Bluetooth headset wasn’t on so when joe finally spoke I went deaf for a fat minute

  • @jackmeriustacktheritrix
    @jackmeriustacktheritrix 6 ปีที่แล้ว +723

    EA: We've milked every cent out of microtransactions and shown gamers we don't give a shit about them or general morality.
    KONAMI: Hold my beer

    • @dinonatorful
      @dinonatorful 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      its optional af, not needed at all

    • @teamatfort444
      @teamatfort444 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      rail gun we shouldn’t think like that. That’s how micro transactions get worse. You know that saying with turning up temperature on a frog and it will never know

    • @user-dr1bj1bq2e
      @user-dr1bj1bq2e 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😂🤣😄😂😆

    • @martinlehmann4525
      @martinlehmann4525 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Blizzard: Hold MY beer!

    • @emmanuelflores4854
      @emmanuelflores4854 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nice

  • @AvengerAtIlipa
    @AvengerAtIlipa 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1389

    When you're hitting it from behind and she turns around and moans:
    *PAY ATTENTION TO YOUR STAMINA*

    • @CrazyCracka831
      @CrazyCracka831 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      There you go, you both just got a like from me.

    • @noahgray543
      @noahgray543 4 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      My girlfriend read this comment and then did this. I started laughing so hard we ended up stopping.

    • @blazine1596
      @blazine1596 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      I DID *NOT* need to know that...

    • @askamikaze3936
      @askamikaze3936 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@noahgray543 id say shes cute because of that care

    • @jackietang3789
      @jackietang3789 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      He's a man not a god

  • @box-7188
    @box-7188 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    I’m really sorry joe it was an accident

    • @darthcinema4262
      @darthcinema4262 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's not your fault. It's Konami's fault for forcing you to do it.

  • @loclactien
    @loclactien 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    I really have to give credits to OJ's acting.. well done

  • @wratched
    @wratched 6 ปีที่แล้ว +518

    Question: Why would the company that owns the rights to both Castlevania and Silent Hill choose Metal Gear as the property to make a zombie survival game out of?

    • @silent_jav
      @silent_jav 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      wratched I don’t know but it sure did turn out better than that ps vita silent hill game lmfao!

    • @thefatman69dude
      @thefatman69dude 6 ปีที่แล้ว +122

      Because they needed Cuban energy.

    • @Twinleaf_2623
      @Twinleaf_2623 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Because Top Gun.

    • @oaedeoi
      @oaedeoi 6 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      They want to destroy Kojimas legacy

    • @deviljho374
      @deviljho374 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      wratched maybe it was one of those things were it sounded better in their head 😂

  • @cronquist09
    @cronquist09 6 ปีที่แล้ว +656

    Lol, I love how Joe is in bed with his jacket like a cartoon character always in costume.

    • @Lucifronz
      @Lucifronz 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Or like any video game character, really. JRPG heroes go to sleep in the outfit they started with. Star Ocean: Till the End of Time's Fayt Leingod, for example, stays in that outfit for the entire game.
      THE ENTIRE GAME.
      The man spent what must have been months in the same clothes he had doodled on in the beginning of the game. He just straps on some new gear over it and never changes.

    • @xenonsha3324
      @xenonsha3324 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      that was a great game though. Roger was my main just because. lol.

  • @jeongminkim4409
    @jeongminkim4409 4 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    23:03 “and the next zombie game I review better not be this bad.”
    You were right. RE2 arrived to help you

    • @ianalicando3548
      @ianalicando3548 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      And then RE3 comes out like a train wreck

    • @jeongminkim4409
      @jeongminkim4409 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@ianalicando3548 But not as disappointing as the Last of Us 2

    • @n124ajdx
      @n124ajdx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The last of trash 2 will always be the worst zombie game of all time.

    • @BrendanJSmith
      @BrendanJSmith 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      SVISSMAIL dotnet no it fucking isn’t.

    • @firstlast6437
      @firstlast6437 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@n124ajdx the actual gameplay against zombies in lou2 is amazing, and I have felt like going back and replaying for that alone.
      But then I remember about the plot and terrible characters making terrible decisions so I never do.

  • @RockinNRollinRussian
    @RockinNRollinRussian 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Can we all just appreciate his Cuban energy joke?🤣

  • @Evasius
    @Evasius 6 ปีที่แล้ว +300

    This game exists solely for Joe's Cuban Energy dance.

  • @gohan4585
    @gohan4585 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1737

    Cuban Energy was the only reason this game survived without kojima

    • @deadmeat3gaming
      @deadmeat3gaming 6 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      "survive" is putting it nicely, its limping along holding onto what little it has

    • @saylosrelyks8645
      @saylosrelyks8645 6 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Bro this game is failing miserably, as it should.

    • @stradley_
      @stradley_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      OH HO HO YOU READY FOR THE CUBAN ENERGY??

    • @ropete33
      @ropete33 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      AJ makes a good Cuban too.

    • @NeutralGuyDoubleZero
      @NeutralGuyDoubleZero 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      AYE I GOT SOME ENERGY RIGHT HERE MANG!

  • @Dannwond
    @Dannwond 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    "You are above even The Box... I hereby award you the title of Big Box".

  • @mikekin8305
    @mikekin8305 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    the muted music scared me with joe screaming suddenly jesus lol

  • @Razzrazz90
    @Razzrazz90 6 ปีที่แล้ว +831

    Can we all agree that more Cuban Joe can only be a good thing?

    • @chrisbertolino2116
      @chrisbertolino2116 6 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Razzrazz90 Cuban Joe has to go back and review GTA Vice City just because 😂

    • @accelerator8558
      @accelerator8558 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Cuban Joe Rules!!

    • @boomheadshot7366
      @boomheadshot7366 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Shit yeah, Joe got the moves.

    • @setsers1
      @setsers1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Razzrazz90 yes

    • @metallicnole4514
      @metallicnole4514 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      That shit had me LMAO

  • @daiujin
    @daiujin 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1888

    at least this game has brought us a hilarious angry review 😂

    • @kevinsolorzano536
      @kevinsolorzano536 6 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      dai it was such a good review. Joe hasn’t made me laugh this much in a while.

    • @daiujin
      @daiujin 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Kevin Solorzano same dude

    • @kalpeshrawat418
      @kalpeshrawat418 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      dai And his bedroom debut

    • @MyViolador
      @MyViolador 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      the dirty water and trump bits killed me

    • @seeknprotect6179
      @seeknprotect6179 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      dai not worth it

  • @ThatDudeWithBoobs
    @ThatDudeWithBoobs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Kojima: Creates a franchise with deep characters, well told story, difficult but engrossing battles and subtle humor.
    Konami: Hehehe zombies go brrrrraiiiinssss

  • @rileymachelle4088
    @rileymachelle4088 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    That final ".....FUCK" at the end always gets me

  • @OptimisticSociopath
    @OptimisticSociopath 6 ปีที่แล้ว +207

    Metal Gear Survive in nutshell:
    *Pay attention to your stamina!*
    *Pay attention to your stamina!*
    *Pay attention to your stamina!*
    *Pay attention to your stamina!*
    *Pay attention to your stamina!*
    *Pay attention to your stamina!*
    *Pay attention to your stamina!*
    *SET YOUR JOYCON DOWN ON IT'S SIDE!*
    *THE GODZILLA IS APPROACHING THE GENERATOR!*
    *HE IS A MAN, NO A GOD!*
    *COLLECT THE INFECTED DNA SAMPLES!*
    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHH!! *Never ending Downward Spiral*

    • @kaaz1010
      @kaaz1010 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      THE GENERATOR IS LOSING POWER

    • @steveejohnson7932
      @steveejohnson7932 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Huh I forgot about that Umbrella corps game.

    • @Halfpipesaur
      @Halfpipesaur 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      He's a man not a god, come on comrades!

    • @grahamthomas1340
      @grahamthomas1340 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Eagle

    • @mqfii8992
      @mqfii8992 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      SAMPLE OBTAINED

  • @jimmyrose7843
    @jimmyrose7843 6 ปีที่แล้ว +599

    Maybe it's symbolism. Mgs died when kojima left, and now it's rotting corpse has come back from the grave to feed off of it's fans.

    • @dionl4292
      @dionl4292 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Jimmy Rose Holy Shit, now that was a lol comment! 👍

    • @bryant7542
      @bryant7542 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      The kuban bs is konami's hive mind brain like the marker in Dead Space.

    • @midnightdragon67
      @midnightdragon67 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yaaa .. probably

    • @SolidusRay
      @SolidusRay 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I fully agree. Like, this is the embodiment of how I feel.

    • @crimsonsea3447
      @crimsonsea3447 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      and Death Stranding is coming

  • @devinhenderson5765
    @devinhenderson5765 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    It's really sad as I watch all these old Angry Reviews that he had to cut out some of the music to appease TH-cam and the people that file copyright claims where it just sounds like a silent movie.

  • @RawkL0bster
    @RawkL0bster 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    1:50 I just had a heart attack with the video continuing to play while I was browsing the comments.

  • @JustinY.
    @JustinY. 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3420

    "Hey Joe. Wanna play another zombie game?"

    • @KKKuma
      @KKKuma 6 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      LUL that was in Dying Light review, wasn't it?

    • @JustinY.
      @JustinY. 6 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Yeah it was

    • @HakaMataFaka
      @HakaMataFaka 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Stoop it

    • @Sonicfalcon16
      @Sonicfalcon16 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      At this point I want to play as a zombie with a bunch of dialogue trees

    • @rogermoss5754
      @rogermoss5754 6 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Justin Y. Hey Justin, wanna make more bots to like your comments?

  • @ZolidSnakeSS4
    @ZolidSnakeSS4 6 ปีที่แล้ว +567

    they cancelled silent hills to make this crap. smh

    • @ironkevman1513
      @ironkevman1513 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      ZolidSnake gotta have those microtransactions though. Please tell me Kojima was not involved in this and facepalmed the game.

    • @arieldawn3452
      @arieldawn3452 6 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Ironkevman 151 he left already after they wouldn't give him credit at that big award ceremony awhile back. I mean, that is really low...

    • @WH250398
      @WH250398 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      globalicon2012
      Which one?

    • @buddhamack1491
      @buddhamack1491 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      To be fair Kojima has taken silent hills and turned it into Death stranding, which looks very interesting

    • @roadside360
      @roadside360 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      At least Kojima went and made his own company starting with Death Stranding

  • @dain6492
    @dain6492 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    When the music gets copyright claimed years after and now there's a giant muted section of the video

  • @mikeymorales360
    @mikeymorales360 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Brov that Cuban energy dance was so freaking funny I had to try that dance at the club and it worked on the ladies 😂

  • @JustinY.
    @JustinY. 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2691

    "cuban energy"

  • @HandmadeGoose97
    @HandmadeGoose97 6 ปีที่แล้ว +161

    Did I just see a loot box take out the main character?

  • @alexandrumarin8981
    @alexandrumarin8981 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    16:25
    "Get 'im- get him out of here! Get him the hell out of here!"
    Then it cuts to the audience beating the shit out of him, fucking ripping his jacket
    "Throw him out the court, d-don't give him jacket!"

  • @justoneguy2487
    @justoneguy2487 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    15:28 I'm here after the impeachment.

    • @farawaybeatz
      @farawaybeatz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I’m here after the second.

    • @timothyskinner7846
      @timothyskinner7846 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I’m here after his 91 indictments.

  • @mexicancactus2078
    @mexicancactus2078 5 ปีที่แล้ว +914

    You have to admit it did live up to the "Survive" part, you're surviving the gameplay.

    • @daniellu1321
      @daniellu1321 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Zackary DeCorte lol

    • @CrazyCracka831
      @CrazyCracka831 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Can you Survive Konami's greed? Play MGS and find out!

    • @darthderp8066
      @darthderp8066 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      10:38 😂

    • @davecrupel2817
      @davecrupel2817 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I'm not.
      Cause I wasn't stupid enough to give Konami money for it. 😂👌

    • @XvlerLorenzo
      @XvlerLorenzo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I never knew Konami or Metal Gear excisted until I saw this review

  • @WickedRibbon
    @WickedRibbon 6 ปีที่แล้ว +652

    This game is essentially the shambling corpse of Metal Gear. Kind of fitting, really.

    • @mkratos17
      @mkratos17 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Ikr 😅

    • @3Guys1Video
      @3Guys1Video 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      :(

    • @DartiousEst
      @DartiousEst 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      A zombie of a game.

    • @chakir348
      @chakir348 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It will not harm metal gear its a diffrent shity game with diffrent characters if they used the original charecters it cauld be even worst

    • @XellDincht
      @XellDincht 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Metal Gear Didn't Survive

  • @slyoperator7723
    @slyoperator7723 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    4:33 Top 10 anime betrayals contender right there, ladies & gentlemen.

  • @BrendanJSmith
    @BrendanJSmith 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Joe: “The AI is so brain dead!”
    I mean they *are* zombies...

  • @louiscorbett3278
    @louiscorbett3278 5 ปีที่แล้ว +545

    I remember making a game on gamemaker, and I was really proud about making the enemies go round walls to get to the player... I was 14 years old.

    • @oldmanjinkinsskyrim737
      @oldmanjinkinsskyrim737 4 ปีที่แล้ว +121

      Konami: So what special attributes do you have to contribute to our company?
      You: Well once, when i was 14, i made my own game.
      Konami: °_°
      You: And the AI could go around walls
      Konami: You're hired...

    • @nicholasleclerc1583
      @nicholasleclerc1583 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Louis Corbett
      Fuck it, I’m done : Is the game available online ? Can you upload gameplay on your channel ? And what is it ?

  • @jmantime
    @jmantime 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1009

    Well can they atleast make a Metal Gear Porn / Hentai Game with Quiet and the other girls , the franchise is basically finished without kojima.

    • @MJR_heyfunny
      @MJR_heyfunny 6 ปีที่แล้ว +134

      jmantime sfm masters already beat Konami to that lol

    • @jackmoody3341
      @jackmoody3341 6 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      Brazzers has Metal Rear SOlid The phantom Peen... Shes a real SNake Eater LMAO

    • @osobori
      @osobori 6 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      I NEED THAT LINK...

    • @jackmoody3341
      @jackmoody3341 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      I think its on pornhub or something lol, gota see the preview its funny as fuck

    • @saadhero9107
      @saadhero9107 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      thats pefect name lol

  • @buttlet2226
    @buttlet2226 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    11:20
    Cuban Energy lives rent-free in my head to this day.

  • @YaBoiMegatron
    @YaBoiMegatron 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    “Hey Joe you wanna play a zombie game”
    And that there everyone, is the moment that Joe slowly went into madness

  • @nahuelleandroarroyo
    @nahuelleandroarroyo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +138

    Cuban Joe, 10/10 salsa

  • @doctor7752
    @doctor7752 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1102

    "Was this made by Kojima?"
    "No."
    "😢"
    Lmao exactly.

    • @jspantonio8807
      @jspantonio8807 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@druidofthefang i bet you haven't played the game

    • @buildawall5803
      @buildawall5803 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@druidofthefang bro relax we all secretly wish all games were good and have ocelot

    • @WiFiDown37811
      @WiFiDown37811 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      I'm glad this wasn't made by Kojima. That would've made him associated with the worst Metal Gear game to ever exist

    • @jebbroham1776
      @jebbroham1776 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@WiFiDown37811 but he did make Death Stranding and it's fucking trash.

    • @safetydoggo2721
      @safetydoggo2721 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@deadprank947 oh shit, look out! A person with a diffirent opinion from mine!!!!

  • @mohammedrehan2662
    @mohammedrehan2662 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    konomi doesn't deserve to have the rights for metal gear solid and silent hills , it should belong to kojima productions

    • @ultima2399
      @ultima2399 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Konami doesn't deserve ANY of its amazing IPs it has

    • @darthcinema4262
      @darthcinema4262 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @R4M Razr Well maybe if they would make actual fucking games again, and stop interfering with the development. But they won't, so we have the right to be pissed at Konami

    • @jethropalillo1746
      @jethropalillo1746 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@darthcinema4262 I honestly don't care about wanting some good games that much because disappointment can go in many ways than one and this is not just opinion I'm just being realistic

  • @Vaternal
    @Vaternal 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    The sound was now just removed from the video crazy that a lot of his reviews have some parts where his sound is removed

    • @phantomxero1x447
      @phantomxero1x447 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      yeah it really sucks badly

  • @jh9541
    @jh9541 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1301

    I’m not gonna lie, the game sounds a lot more fun if you imagine it as a border patrol simulator.

    • @palpablehen65
      @palpablehen65 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      J H true

    • @tjhunter9787
      @tjhunter9787 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Tower defense game? I like the sound of that.

    • @Shadow62x
      @Shadow62x 6 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Yep, which proves how sick and screwed up you are. :)
      Edit/Update: This was a response (and the rest of my responses) to a series of comments that are no longer on this thread.

    • @praveenvarma7375
      @praveenvarma7375 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      feministpicnicfallsapartafter no1makesanysandwiches you are weird........

    • @Shadow62x
      @Shadow62x 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Yes, because you stating that you'd form an organization to mass murder people you don't like... simply means, "I'm a good person who just doesn't like your opinion."
      Also, of course I'd never admit to wanting to commit mass murder on people I don't like, as I don't entertain the ideas of terrorism and mass murder. Only psychopaths and sociopaths dream of creating an organization to murder people that they don't like.

  • @huskytzu7709
    @huskytzu7709 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1326

    Kojima is probably laughing his ass off now

    • @thefatman69dude
      @thefatman69dude 6 ปีที่แล้ว +159

      I would be extremely sad and depressed. It's his life's work. Guy has been making metal gear games for like 25 years. I would be sad as fuck that my life's work, the culmination of decades of story telling got flushed down the toilet in one felt swoop. The one thing he truly loves was taken from him and turned into a turd. I would be crying.

    • @setsers1
      @setsers1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      huskytzu who isn't

    • @setsers1
      @setsers1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Fedorable the Horrible aw

    • @setsers1
      @setsers1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      thefatman69fude amen

    • @Bentley109
      @Bentley109 6 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Kojima has been wanting to move on from Metal Gear for a long time now. MGS on PS1 was actually intended to be the last MG game. He didn't expect it to achieve the success it did and for it to become a huge series. He's probably happy to be moving on to new, original projects and knows that MGSV is going to be considered the final game by all the fans. Hell, Big Bosses speech during The Truth mission was essentially Kojima speaking directly to the players and thanking them for all of their support, and that he was now going to move on and do better things.

  • @Imrickjamez
    @Imrickjamez 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I literally come back for the kuban energy part, joe has me dying 😂😂😂

  • @Hepheat75
    @Hepheat75 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I should have known, the real enemy is the cardboard box!!!

  • @DGneoseeker1
    @DGneoseeker1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    Synopsis: After being knocked into another world by a cardboard box, a random guy nobody cares about stabs a few million totally not zombies through hundreds of fences while eating wild animals and vomiting up poop water before finally having an epic showdown with a multiple assed centipede made of NANOMACHINES SON while stabbing totally not zombies through fences.

    • @battlion507
      @battlion507 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      DGneoseeker1
      But where's the pseudo political intrigue? Where's the main character's will or reason for why he/she fights? Where's the silly moments that are sprinkled around? AND why is there a portal? The Metal Gear-verse hasn't made the tech to do interplanetary or interdimensional travel from this game to frickin Revengeance: Nanomechanical ninja Raiden!

  • @jwnj9716
    @jwnj9716 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1017

    If they made a sequel, it will probably be "Metal Gear Survive Again, I Dare You".

    • @bently200100
      @bently200100 6 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      The Prepare to Survive edition.

    • @tysonsflag
      @tysonsflag 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      The twist would be: Its like Metal Gear, but with zombies. Again.

    • @jwnj9716
      @jwnj9716 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Metal Duty....eh oh god. We could go on forever: Metal Kombat, God of Gear, Metal of Gearour, Metalfield, Metalmania, The Walking Gear, Breaking Metal, Game of Gears, No Man's Gear etc

    • @jwnj9716
      @jwnj9716 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Indeed.

    • @wayneteo7871
      @wayneteo7871 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jw Nj the name is too long lol

  • @santiagoaragon9461
    @santiagoaragon9461 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Konami got every element of the Metal Gear Saga so wrong in this game, that they even turned one of the most useful and trusthworthy allies of the franchise, in the unintentionally funny villain of the story. The cardboard box went from being your best friend, to punch your face into a fucking interdimensional wormhole full of zombies.

  • @RoarTheRapper
    @RoarTheRapper 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    11:43 Bro, you look GOOD in that suit!

  • @skeliskull
    @skeliskull 6 ปีที่แล้ว +517

    I demand more Cuban Joe

    • @ohdogwow2
      @ohdogwow2 6 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      I demand more Other Trump...
      and more Cuban Joe

    • @mercerchristina
      @mercerchristina 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      OWL cuban joe!!! :D

    • @arvinnassiri007
      @arvinnassiri007 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      A weapon to surpass metal gear

    • @Albumbrella
      @Albumbrella 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Kuban*

    • @SpearDusk
      @SpearDusk 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Cuban Joe and Other Trump together lol

  • @chrisdoesthis2
    @chrisdoesthis2 6 ปีที่แล้ว +795

    They should have just called this "Metal Gear Tries To Survive."

    • @thepunishersequence291
      @thepunishersequence291 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      ChrisDoesThis hey kojima said that!

    • @joshualammers3127
      @joshualammers3127 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nice one

    • @meneer8229
      @meneer8229 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      ChrisDoesThis They should have named it “Metal Gear Kills Itself

    • @JimmBradley
      @JimmBradley 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Metal Gear Can't Survive

    • @MrRodimus81
      @MrRodimus81 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Clever

  • @jamesmorales9346
    @jamesmorales9346 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I just realized how TH-cam is getting more greedy that I remember this back in 2018 they put Jason's hunt theme song and now it's cut off from the very beginning and it's now 2021

  • @CoriSparx
    @CoriSparx ปีที่แล้ว +10

    20:59 - *"YOU'RE BUYING--... A FUCKING SAVE SLOT, JOE!?"*
    I think this little moment right here is a perfect image of the state of modern gaming in a nutshell.

    • @matthewjones39
      @matthewjones39 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The problem is that it isn’t another save slot.

  • @Santiago-zc3of
    @Santiago-zc3of 6 ปีที่แล้ว +301

    Fuck this game. We need a Ride to hell remaster.

    • @alvonellos23345
      @alvonellos23345 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Santiago hell no

    • @studloverboy
      @studloverboy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Santiago hell yeah bro

    • @polverine7491
      @polverine7491 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Santiago Sonic Boom HD remaster

    • @MrChaotic4
      @MrChaotic4 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Polverine74 Sonic 2006 at least had an excuse for the moments considered to be awful as the game was rushed per fan demand.

    • @rashleaf2874
      @rashleaf2874 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      you do know that death would be better right?

  • @r0ninKai
    @r0ninKai 5 ปีที่แล้ว +703

    11:23 What makes this even more hilarious is that Joe actually looks like a Cuban Drug Lord

    • @joevenespineli6389
      @joevenespineli6389 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @Nec Ro Ahh how ironic.

    • @addidaswguy
      @addidaswguy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      @Nec Ro lol he's dressed like an 80's drug dealer, and he said bring the yayo like Scarface

    • @GenericUsername-qp1ww
      @GenericUsername-qp1ww 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @Nec Ro oversensitive snowflake af

    • @ryanwilliams9466
      @ryanwilliams9466 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @Nec Ro dumbass

    • @sladelius6174
      @sladelius6174 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Dressed like Kazama Kiryu.

  • @taeveo9471
    @taeveo9471 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    8:51 The Scene we all *NEEEED* To see...

  • @katelincoffin
    @katelincoffin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I have been rewatching all of the angry reviews because other Joe consistently makes me smile from ear to ear. I love everyone in the army but OJ is simply my favorite! Lmao

  • @inakimendiberri2226
    @inakimendiberri2226 6 ปีที่แล้ว +199

    This review is probably the most entertaining thing that will ever come out of MG survive

    • @sanitynotincluded4837
      @sanitynotincluded4837 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      iñaki Mendiberri please, please play it. I cant bear to watch people be so blindly hating on a good game. Not great, but definately fun after the first 3 missions

    • @inakimendiberri2226
      @inakimendiberri2226 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      No way in hell. If you like it that's perfectly fine and dandy, but never in life will I support a game that tries to charge you for a save slot. Reviewers say it's shite, but even if it was classified as a masterpiece I would never let my money support such a low practice

  • @xon3280
    @xon3280 6 ปีที่แล้ว +115

    Metal gear didn't survive

  • @chapacoka
    @chapacoka 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Did they cut out the audio in the first minute of the review? (Not the miniatures part) I'm guessing it has to do with copyright?

  • @asundelgun3487
    @asundelgun3487 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I love how AJ is wearing his full review outfit to sleep