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  • What's your prescription then?
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  • @julienolke
    @julienolke  3 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    If you enjoyed this sketch, please Like and Subscribe! 🥓🤠🤸‍♀️🏆🙆‍♀️

    • @servvo
      @servvo 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      isanastigmstismsm

    • @TampaJohn
      @TampaJohn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      The frames worked........
      Just saying

    • @emmaedelmann220
      @emmaedelmann220 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I used to wear fake glasses but now I wear real ones

  • @Verylengthyapple
    @Verylengthyapple 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2725

    “What’s your prescription”
    Me who wears glasses: *doesnt even know*

    • @Teddy98
      @Teddy98 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Same 😂😂😂

    • @blank.7253
      @blank.7253 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Mkbdhd

    • @artsyarmy6794
      @artsyarmy6794 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Lmao same

    • @dieseldabberdoug8285
      @dieseldabberdoug8285 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I do.

    • @vizdrom
      @vizdrom 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Mine just keeps changing lol
      (Who the f kept astigmatism and cylindrical the same(

  • @becomingadreamcatcher
    @becomingadreamcatcher 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3307

    She was the best thing that happened in my TH-cam recomendation during corona 😂

  • @otakuchicken38
    @otakuchicken38 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1473

    Dudee, the exact moment she removed her glasses , the screen did turn blurr, and I thought it was an effect .but then my internet got cut and realised it was slow internet 😂

    • @r.carter8378
      @r.carter8378 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      That's awesome!

    • @danielawesome36
      @danielawesome36 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Slow internet doesn't blur youtube videos though🤔

    • @NitronNeutron
      @NitronNeutron 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@danielawesome36 sure if you have the resolution om automatic and the internet suddenly slows down TH-cam will change to a lower resolution.

    • @danielawesome36
      @danielawesome36 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@NitronNeutron Oh yeah, makes sense if you're on auto.

    • @otakuchicken38
      @otakuchicken38 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@NitronNeutron yea , mine was on auto

  • @RaijinKaze
    @RaijinKaze 4 ปีที่แล้ว +765

    To this day I still don’t know how Julie has mastered the art of being awkward with herself playing both characters. It feels like she has a twin sister. Had you told me that they were sisters I would believe you 100%.

    • @rassp3860
      @rassp3860 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You should check out Natalie Tran’s channel. It took me forever to realize she was not a twin.

    • @TampaJohn
      @TampaJohn 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@rassp3860 I haven’t watched Natalie is so long. I used to watch her religiously, but seem to have strayed. But she really is hella funny.

    • @TampaJohn
      @TampaJohn 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      She’s a good actress, for sure. Hopefully someone gives her a shot to do feature stuff. She’d be mahvalous!

    • @Tawnyaise0
      @Tawnyaise0 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@TampaJohn Natalie as in the holder of the peacock miraculous?

  • @Allen-by6ci
    @Allen-by6ci 4 ปีที่แล้ว +345

    I feel so bad for left Julie. Right Julie can be soooo judgemental sometimes..

    • @los3r426
      @los3r426 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ikr like tone it down sis
      Right Julie did make some good points though

    • @WouldntULikeToKnow.
      @WouldntULikeToKnow. 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      No, no, no, Right Julie is correct.

    • @osheridan
      @osheridan ปีที่แล้ว

      @@WouldntULikeToKnow. Nonono you don't go around to people with guide dogs demanding why they need them. Or at least I hope you don't

  • @MattRosvideos
    @MattRosvideos 4 ปีที่แล้ว +852

    I wear 3D glasses all the time. Tried them once in the cinema, never looked back, it gives the world a whole new dimension!

    • @julienolke
      @julienolke  4 ปีที่แล้ว +154

      bahahah what a way to live!

    • @ru_k3
      @ru_k3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      2D world with 3D glasses...he's living in the 5D😂💀💀

    • @tristanneal9552
      @tristanneal9552 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I Unironically wore 3D glasses everyday when I was a kid. I thought I looked cool in them. 😂 They weren’t the red and blue kind tho, they were the later gen ones that were gray lenses that worked by combining two slightly offput images.

    • @MattRosvideos
      @MattRosvideos 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@tristanneal9552 I remember those had both, guess it just depended on the outfit

    • @censusgary
      @censusgary 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      When I was a sarcastic young thing, I used to wear 3-D glasses around, just to be weird. When people asked why I had them on, I’d say, “I can see in 3-D with these glasses.

  • @cojec
    @cojec 3 ปีที่แล้ว +165

    "What's your prescription?"
    "So um... it... dancing skeletons."

    • @jazminedecastro303
      @jazminedecastro303 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I wear them but I didn't know my prescription ahahaha

  • @bluedaisy7811
    @bluedaisy7811 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1627

    I have literally had glasses for years and I couldn’t answer any of her questions.

    • @KalRandom
      @KalRandom 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Legally blind.

    • @sb_dunk
      @sb_dunk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      "Have you always worn glasses?"

    • @bluedaisy7811
      @bluedaisy7811 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      SB Dunk touché. Forgive the hyperbole?

    • @sb_dunk
      @sb_dunk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@bluedaisy7811 Forgiven 😁

    • @flufflepuffle
      @flufflepuffle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I actually remember my prescription well, but it is different for my lenses and glasses, so if you ask me on a contacts day, you will get a different answer than on a glasses day. My contacts are L-5.00 and R -5.25, and my glasses are both -5.50

  • @jonathanmatthews8928
    @jonathanmatthews8928 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1968

    As a glasses wearer:
    - there’s no goddam way you’re touching my glasses, even just to “try them on” 😂
    - I have no idea what my prescription is!
    - I can’t remember if I’m long- or short-sighted. I’m “needs glasses”-sighted!

    • @julienolke
      @julienolke  4 ปีที่แล้ว +260

      hahahaha noted

    • @rolphahl7515
      @rolphahl7515 4 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      I'm a glasses wearer I can confirm this is true

    • @urbaniv
      @urbaniv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Me too

    • @alexpapadopoulos5202
      @alexpapadopoulos5202 4 ปีที่แล้ว +155

      @Jade Badolato it's only acceptable if the other person is also wearing glasses and you want to compare your blindness. ONLY THEN it is ok

    • @saadetoz1605
      @saadetoz1605 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Really? I know I’m nearsighted (myopia) and my prescription is -4.75 on both eyes and I would never forget lol

  • @1.21gigawatts2
    @1.21gigawatts2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +948

    I haven't been to the optometrist in nearly half a decade. I wouldn't have a clue what my prescription is and I have no idea if the glasses I'm wearing are helping my eyesight or slowly killing my retinas.

    • @cristian44137
      @cristian44137 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Wow. You have not scratched your glasses since 2015?

    • @1.21gigawatts2
      @1.21gigawatts2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@cristian44137 Few little ones but mostly pretty good.

    • @tavi_chocochip
      @tavi_chocochip 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      In terms of your prescription, I'd say you look like you're between a 2 and a... a 4, maybe.

    • @SP-ni3ps
      @SP-ni3ps 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      I just went last year and I've never known my prescription. But... if someone asks, I'll hand over my glasses because it's funny to watch people tilting their head and trying to figure out why everything is to the left of wherever they were looking.

    • @joostdriesens3984
      @joostdriesens3984 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Just looking at your profile picture I can diagnose that you probably have mastignatisism

  • @prappypat
    @prappypat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1099

    The only thing worse than wearing fake glasses...is caring if someone is wearing fake glasses.

    • @TCt83067695
      @TCt83067695 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      oh my gosh i feel judged

    • @danielgrigg3426
      @danielgrigg3426 3 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      Spoken like someone who wears fake glasses.

    • @stagename2
      @stagename2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      🤣

    • @prappypat
      @prappypat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      @@danielgrigg3426 Spoken like someone who cares if someone's wearing fake glasses

    • @user-dt1fo9jz4f
      @user-dt1fo9jz4f 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      I bought those blue light glasses just to try them out (tension headache, whatever) and my friend went on a whole rant and posted it on her social media about how stupid I was for buying them. Why do people care SO much?

  • @shimeih2287
    @shimeih2287 4 ปีที่แล้ว +260

    Julie needs a Netflix show I swear. I would subscribe for just that.

    • @allenfenwick6257
      @allenfenwick6257 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Colleen ballinger probably ruined any chances for a TH-cam creator to get that kind of opportunity again.

    • @shimeih2287
      @shimeih2287 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@allenfenwick6257 wait, what happened?

    • @alidavideo
      @alidavideo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      But she has complete control over her content here and does an amazing job. Colleen's show was great btw--but I assume it was received with confusion by many who didn't know Miranda Sings. It was sadly cancelled after the second season. Julie probably COULD create something cool, but why fix it if it ain't broke? What she does here is so amazing, AND free for viewers.

    • @jodicool9787
      @jodicool9787 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No NETFLIX

  • @SashenkaKun
    @SashenkaKun 4 ปีที่แล้ว +724

    Friend of mine had worn contacts for like the first 2 years we'd known each other and I didn't know, the first time I ever saw her in eyeglasses I thought there was a glitch in the matrix.

    • @DonaBologna
      @DonaBologna 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      People ask me if I'm sick when I wear my glasses and I say "no, I'm wearing glasses today" and they are like "ohhhhh omg, I'm so sorry, I thought something looked wrong" lmao

    • @yinka54321
      @yinka54321 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The video was uploaded 5 hours ago, how TF did you upload your comment 12 hours ago

    • @DonaBologna
      @DonaBologna 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@yinka54321 time warp

    • @beefchicken
      @beefchicken 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      DonaBologna I had a buddy like that, always wore contacts and I had no idea, one day he shows up in coke bottle glasses looking like Bubbles, and I thought he was being funny.
      So yeah turns out I insulted my friend for having really bad eyesight.

    • @SashenkaKun
      @SashenkaKun 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@yinka54321 patreon gang

  • @manik68
    @manik68 4 ปีที่แล้ว +653

    It's a stegasaurus

    • @mooncaketin
      @mooncaketin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      I have a stegosaurus, too, so when I got contact lenses for the first time this year, I had to pay for the more expensive ones. Stupid dinosaurs 😠
      😉

    • @Kingatje
      @Kingatje 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Loool yes

    • @vp9885
      @vp9885 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bro your comment literally says 21 hours ago . This video was posted 1 hour ago .

    • @mooncaketin
      @mooncaketin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@vp9885 her Patreon supporters get early access to her videos

    • @vp9885
      @vp9885 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      mooncaketin ohhhh my god . I’m m such an idiot. I completely forgot about that .

  • @DustyRaider
    @DustyRaider 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    Such a good actress wtf 😂 from the flawless skepticism to the awkward self-explanation, it’s literally two different people in this video

  • @ermannomonforti8813
    @ermannomonforti8813 4 ปีที่แล้ว +384

    I think you've found the best way humanity has ever come closer for describing that mystic and unique hurt that traumatizes me every time I try on my friends' glasses for fun

    • @iam_rebeccaK
      @iam_rebeccaK 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      How was this comment published 19 hours ago?

    • @ermannomonforti8813
      @ermannomonforti8813 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@iam_rebeccaK Patreon!

    • @iam_rebeccaK
      @iam_rebeccaK 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@ermannomonforti8813 cool. I thought TH-cam was high again 😂😂

    • @830927mjki
      @830927mjki 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@iam_rebeccaK The existence of Patreon is in no way evidence of TH-cam being sober.

    • @iam_rebeccaK
      @iam_rebeccaK 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@830927mjki you're not wrong 😅

  • @myczxr
    @myczxr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1221

    those friends whondon't want to let these little things go... so exhausting.

    • @julienolke
      @julienolke  4 ปีที่แล้ว +207

      hate em...

    • @Brainfryde
      @Brainfryde 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      @@julienolke monetize them ;)

    • @lostkhaz
      @lostkhaz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      They don’t let it go because you’re probably lying. If one person is constantly lying and and the other is trying to get the truth, it looks like they don’t let it go but the liar is in the wrong in the first place.

    • @taylorjade6918
      @taylorjade6918 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@lostkhaz Not wrong there. It actually is exhausting to drag the truth from them, but I digress.

    • @laboogie
      @laboogie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      We will never stop calling out lame shit 😁

  • @andreaflorence1764
    @andreaflorence1764 4 ปีที่แล้ว +139

    This is so accurate! This happened to me one time. I have astigmatism and been wearing glasses for years now. I have 180-200 eyesight which is quite bad since the normal eyesight should be 20-20. I was hanging out with my cousin and her friends and there was this girl who is OBSESSED with selfie and taking pictures of herself. She was wearing a really cute dress that day and decided to do a little bit of photoshoot for her ig. She saw my glasses and said that it matches with her otd (since i chose a really cute frame that could match a casual ot fancy outfit since i don't want to remove it when I'm attending a special occasion). She was insistent in to borrowing it and i was a bit hesitant because she doesn't look like someone who would handle a prescription glasses with care. She then started saying bs about it not being real since my frames are too pretty to be a prescription glasses. I eventually gave it to her. I knew that she would hurt her eye but I didn't warn her.
    Safe to say that I might have given her an indirect punch to the eye. So much for calling my glasses fake.

    • @fouziabelkacem450
      @fouziabelkacem450 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      U would save my life if u show me ur frame..i struggle with makin my thick glass look decent

    • @Pete…NoNotThatOne
      @Pete…NoNotThatOne 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I only wear reading glasses of a “strength” and I can’t understand why people always want to look through them and try them on. It’s like wanting to borrow a paraplegics wheelchair to “just go for a spin.”

    • @fouziabelkacem450
      @fouziabelkacem450 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Pete…NoNotThatOne hahaha that's a commun struggle

    • @eat_pray_porg8450
      @eat_pray_porg8450 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I try not to let people try on my glasses. Don't want to catch pink eye or anything from this kind of transaction, you know?

  • @Literarydilettante
    @Literarydilettante 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    As someone with Astigmatism myself, I dream of seeing dancing skeletons in the deep expanse of space myself.

  • @nova3530onyt
    @nova3530onyt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +294

    How the hell do people act this good talking amongst themselves, when I try I get threats to join an asylum?

    • @censusgary
      @censusgary 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      The secret (to not getting sent to the funny farm) is having lights and a camera there.
      As an old saying goes, “If you have sex for money with no camera in the room, you’re a prostitute and you can be jailed. But if you have sex for money with a camera running, you’re acting, and it’s art.”

    • @nova3530onyt
      @nova3530onyt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@censusgary I'll be keeping that in mind👌

    • @Adrian-yi8fl
      @Adrian-yi8fl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I didn't know you could join an asylum?

    • @BradTheAmerican
      @BradTheAmerican 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Adrian-yi8fl Must be a new trend. We better start buying up stocks before it gets real big.

    • @mulethedonkey2579
      @mulethedonkey2579 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@censusgary its a free speech thing, its harder for conservatives to ban it

  • @hammerpants11c54
    @hammerpants11c54 4 ปีที่แล้ว +181

    2:24 through 2:50 sounds like me trying to answer job interview questions without practicing

    • @marieantoinettepaddelboot3149
      @marieantoinettepaddelboot3149 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      that part sounds like she's Ellen

    • @21DesertRose
      @21DesertRose 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Wow I know what you mean, watching that back after reading your comment gave me anxiety loool

    • @liviamoraes1272
      @liviamoraes1272 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      now im scared

    • @liviamoraes1272
      @liviamoraes1272 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@21DesertRose yeah

    • @monkiram
      @monkiram 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@marieantoinettepaddelboot3149 Omg she does hahaha

  • @photoshopcafe
    @photoshopcafe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    An assissitacism

    • @CL-yt8kc
      @CL-yt8kc 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I’ll never be able to say that word again🤦‍♀️

  • @jim6070
    @jim6070 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    "It would be pretty lame to wear fake glasses". That's exploiting one medical problem to make fun of another.

  • @sriramsundar8388
    @sriramsundar8388 4 ปีที่แล้ว +168

    It's hard to belive that you, as a single person do everything. Acting, editing, directing, producing etc. Love your content!

    • @julienolke
      @julienolke  4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Wow, thank you!

    • @debbiehocking8047
      @debbiehocking8047 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I do not think she is single, has a wedding band on!😏😏

    • @censusgary
      @censusgary 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Not even sure Julie’s one person. There seem to be several of her in a lot of these videos.

    • @mack7235
      @mack7235 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Gary Cooper well done

    • @trevortiernan8510
      @trevortiernan8510 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Gary Cooper But have you ever seen Julie and Julie together in a room?

  • @NickFisherman
    @NickFisherman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +161

    I've been wearing glasses for eighteen years. I have absolutely no clue what my prescription is. I don't make my own lenses.

    • @hasyourgulaggotplanningper2459
      @hasyourgulaggotplanningper2459 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah yeah - fake!

    • @nictheartist
      @nictheartist 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I've been wearing them for at least twice as long, and I have no idea about the exact prescription. I'd just hand over the glasses and get the person to have a peek through, which to them just be as trippy as in Julie's video. And the opticians usually give you a little card with the prescription, so I could check there. Or I point at some large writing on the wall and go " See that? I can't read that from here without my glasses!"

    • @TCt83067695
      @TCt83067695 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      "I don't make my own lens" 🤣

  • @cbgreiwe
    @cbgreiwe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I’ve worn glasses for most of my life and get my eyes checked at least every couple of years. Honestly, I couldn’t tell you my prescription.

    • @rftg1793
      @rftg1793 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same here ^^'

  • @JuliaTaylorSoprano
    @JuliaTaylorSoprano 3 ปีที่แล้ว +109

    Me, currently wearing blue light glasses and feeling attacked.

    • @pondboy3682
      @pondboy3682 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Hey, at least those serve a purpose!

    • @brynleemurray5977
      @brynleemurray5977 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      oh my gosh right?!! If I wear them while I'm on my laptop at school,,, smh.

    • @anainesrodrigues
      @anainesrodrigues 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      if the glasses have a porpoise please by all means wear them. it is just lame when they are worn as a fashion accessory. so don't feel attacked.

    • @pondboy3682
      @pondboy3682 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@anainesrodrigues 🐬 porpoises are awesome like that! 🙃

    • @nelsonmiranda6117
      @nelsonmiranda6117 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I always wear them too, but I always tell them what they are for, so no big deal. But then they want to wear them.

  • @FredericChen
    @FredericChen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +478

    IM NOT READY TO BE CALLED OUT

    • @helena2787
      @helena2787 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Omg haha I literally thought of u when I saw the title

    • @lcmay2630
      @lcmay2630 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      🤣🤣

    • @cynnimini2650
      @cynnimini2650 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Me neither dude

  • @jonathanj2205
    @jonathanj2205 4 ปีที่แล้ว +146

    Step 1: get the notification
    Step 2: drop whatever you’re doing
    Step 3: watch it
    Step 4: enjoy it:
    Step5: comment
    Step 6: watch it again
    Step 7: repeat steps 2-7

    • @cristian44137
      @cristian44137 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Then how do you see each new videos if you dont leave the loop?

    • @julienolke
      @julienolke  4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      thank youuu!

    • @jonathanj2205
      @jonathanj2205 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Julie Nolke 😊. After every week I get to watch a new movie/skit. And it’s got everything...comedy, action, drama and dead people 😁 and they’re the best videos.

    • @Cat_in_Spacetime
      @Cat_in_Spacetime 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      How do I exit?

    • @jonathanj2205
      @jonathanj2205 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ron Nazareth why would you want to exit?

  • @evannussbaum1863
    @evannussbaum1863 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    If I wore fake glasses, I’d just say they were blue light protective lenses.

  • @ozbullymorales1020
    @ozbullymorales1020 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Damn, she’s giving hearts out like It’s Valentine’s Day at school.

  • @RS-pk4mp
    @RS-pk4mp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +112

    "It's an assystesism . . ." Priceless. As some one who has been wearing thick glasses since the 2nd grade, I am jealous, however, that someone can look so good with or without glasses. Life really isn't fair. But her great comedic timing and talented "talking to herself" skits are wonderful, indicating that life has more to offer than fair. And, yes, when she takes the glasses off she is Supergirl but when she leaves them on, she is at least Superiorgirl.

    • @Michael18599
      @Michael18599 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      She really does look like supergirl with the glasses on.

  • @canadiancop3967
    @canadiancop3967 4 ปีที่แล้ว +392

    Did anyone else hit the like button even before watching her videos? Since we already know she will make us laugh, smile, and probably make our day! Thank you all, and stay safe!

    • @julienolke
      @julienolke  4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      you da best!

    • @ThisisJenn
      @ThisisJenn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yaaaaaasssss, always ♡

    • @JupitersDancer
      @JupitersDancer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lol exactly

    • @suzanne3722
      @suzanne3722 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Haha...yes, always know it’s gonna be guuuud! @julienolke 👓

    • @draghn
      @draghn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Every. Time. Haha!

  • @jacquelinemcquade9624
    @jacquelinemcquade9624 4 ปีที่แล้ว +201

    Whenever I’ve let friends try on my glasses they say things like “Oh my God you are so blind!!!”

    • @sidoniegabrielle269
      @sidoniegabrielle269 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      i mentioned this to my mom bc the same thing happens to me and she just said “so no one’s come up with anything more creative in 30 years huh”

    • @nairocamilo
      @nairocamilo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@sidoniegabrielle269 Yup.
      The human society evolved so much, but we're doomed to the constant of dumb jokes

    • @adzyritchie7186
      @adzyritchie7186 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same lmao

    • @teenagers012
      @teenagers012 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      My friends with worse vision try on mine and are like “you don’t even need these”... tell my headaches that

    • @ErinBridger
      @ErinBridger 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ikr same 24/7

  • @kieranbarker1902
    @kieranbarker1902 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "It's a stick of cinnamon" 😂
    I've watched this multiple times and only just caught that line 👏

  • @KartikBhandariKB
    @KartikBhandariKB 4 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    Actor, writer, editor, screenplay and now graphics? Jeeesh... leave something for others!
    Also, the animation was worth the wait! So I guess we should expect UFOs flying around in the next one?

  • @milhousevanhoutan9235
    @milhousevanhoutan9235 4 ปีที่แล้ว +153

    Does it weird you out that you'll forever be temporally associated with a global pandemic, but you make a lot of people happy?

    • @lynntrovert2471
      @lynntrovert2471 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Ha, weird but true. Was most people's introduction to her the "Explaining Coronavirus to my past self"? That one video is what lead me to watching everything else.

    • @TheAngelsHaveThePhoneBox
      @TheAngelsHaveThePhoneBox 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@lynntrovert2471 I'm sure that was the one, yeah. It reached Reddit front page (that's where I found it), so it drew a lot of attention even from outside TH-cam.

  • @richardhanson8776
    @richardhanson8776 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    I let a friend try on my glasses once, she looked up at the sky and said she could see the International Space Station!

  • @AsheshDubey
    @AsheshDubey 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    As someone who wears glasses, I confirm we can see the ghosts of your past dancing in your eyes.

  • @timmm_
    @timmm_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    okay; the instagram freakout over the after effects render was worth it. those skeletons put down some sweet moves

    • @julienolke
      @julienolke  4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      hahahaha so painful but so worth it

  • @jgig1329
    @jgig1329 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    I have never seen anyone this good at talking to themselves before, almost like you practice regularly in your free time! Hilarious sketch as always

  • @roberthunt1540
    @roberthunt1540 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Day sucks.
    "New Julie vid!"
    Day no longer sucks.

  • @MostlyMajestic
    @MostlyMajestic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    My glasses are so strong, I once looked at a map and saw people waving back...

  • @jenn1644
    @jenn1644 4 ปีที่แล้ว +115

    When Julie gets pregnant
    Julie: so...I’m pregnant
    Also Julie: is that a new haircut?
    Julie: yes..do you want to know the gender?
    Also Julie: so where did you get this haircut?
    Julie: seriously?

  • @anaraquelvisgueira1077
    @anaraquelvisgueira1077 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    I did NOT see that coming
    (And yes, I'm not wearing my glasses)

    • @BenTheSkipper
      @BenTheSkipper 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂

    • @midnight8341
      @midnight8341 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I'm wearing my contacts and I didn't see that coming, either.

    • @TravisPhipps01
      @TravisPhipps01 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I see what you did there...

  • @tetedepoulet8651
    @tetedepoulet8651 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is a great example of how delivery and timing makes the joke. Nothing here is really inherently funny (the overall premise is) but the timing and delivery are perfect, and that's what makes it brilliant.

  • @rorschach5652
    @rorschach5652 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Your acting is brutally outstanding! You can feel they are two completely different persons. Yeah, both beautiful but different.

  • @loveyourself77
    @loveyourself77 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Totally can't relate as someone who is blind as a bat without her glasses 🙈😂 at this point it's practically attached to my body! Lol!

    • @CJ-fn4yn
      @CJ-fn4yn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Do you put your glasses on to go to the bathroom at night? I reach for mine then realize this is the one time my vision is the same as everyone else.

    • @nictheartist
      @nictheartist 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@CJ-fn4yn I'm very, very short sighted, to the point where they give me free eye tests. But I can make out useful shapes in near darkness. It's not like cat vision, but I can find my way around in near darkness reasonably well. Just don't expect me to identify stuff too far away.

  • @conroywhitney
    @conroywhitney 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    "I don't know... Umm... I don't want that... that anymore... I don't want that anymore..." 🤣

  • @andreasplata
    @andreasplata 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    There's a word in German "Fremdschämen". It means, feeling ashamed for some one else. This video gave me that. :-D

    • @gorrillawarfair
      @gorrillawarfair 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      German has some super specific words.

    • @basilsigerson
      @basilsigerson 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yes, one of them is Rindfleischettikierungsüberwachungsgesetz and it means exactly what it says.

    • @wolf-od3zw
      @wolf-od3zw 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Translation is to cringe

  • @Papalopie
    @Papalopie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I bought fake glasses to try to be cool, but it turns out they are actually blue light cancelling glasses and they're pretty awesome.
    So now we all have a good excuse to wear fake eye glasses for fashion!
    Just say "Oh, they're UV ray cancelling glasses to reduce stress and headaches". You're welcome.

  • @maneetsingh5103
    @maneetsingh5103 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    Julie wears glasses
    Me: WhO aRe YoU?
    Btw you look cute in glasses:)

  • @GetGlamFam
    @GetGlamFam 4 ปีที่แล้ว +317

    Lol this makes me glad I got my corrective surgery 😂 People used to stay putting on my glasses and then yelling “DAAAAAANNNG! Your eyes are THIS BAD???!”
    #ThingsIDontMiss 😂

    • @theTrend7
      @theTrend7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣Everytime!

    • @jenm6977
      @jenm6977 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Same. Mine was 20/400 or -6.00 before Lasik on 7/7! I'm glad I got it. Although I do sorta feel like I lost a layer of protection...

    • @GetGlamFam
      @GetGlamFam 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Jennifer McGill I feel you on the later of protection, it took me forever to get used to seeing myself without glasses and I felt like something was always going to fly into my eye 😂
      The only thing that I don’t care for is the dryness, especially since I had dry eyes before the procedure. I carry small vials of drops with me everywhere just incase.

    • @LOTR_BTTF
      @LOTR_BTTF 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@GetGlamFam LOL same here. First couple of weeks after the surgery, when it was time to sleep or shower; I'd reach up to take off my glasses then remember I wasn't wearing any 🤣

    • @Raison_d-etre
      @Raison_d-etre 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Secretly a celebrity It's not the going blind that should scare you, but the dry eye and other side effects.

  • @kelljA
    @kelljA 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    And that's how I pronounce "stigmatism" exactly...

  • @marcb2120
    @marcb2120 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The questioning reminds me of visiting my wife's family. Father in law was an optometrist, sister works in ophthalmic dispensary.

  • @tentic
    @tentic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    You are one of the few TH-camrs with whom the viewers can actually relate with!

  • @ellagont8405
    @ellagont8405 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    When I was little I used to wear fake glass!

    • @wayneessar7489
      @wayneessar7489 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Plastic?

    • @julienolke
      @julienolke  4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      lol I still do

    • @MrBizteck
      @MrBizteck 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      My daughter does ... shes a teen.

    • @soundmanpt
      @soundmanpt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@julienolke I'm a retired optician and you would be shocked oif you knew how many women really do want to wear glasses which explains why every boutique has several racks of fake glasses. But many refuse to wear fake glasses for the very reason you showed in your video. The fear of being found out that their glasses aren't real. The best way around that is to simply go on line to Zenni Optical (zenni.com) and order the glasses you want and instead of ordering them as now prescription you order then with -.50 SPH and leave the CYL and axis spaces blank. It's a very very weak prescription, barely enough to be noticed if anyone tries your glasses on, but you're able to see just fine wearing them and not cause any harm to your eyesight. I just thought you might be interested in knowing that if you are still wearing "fake" glasses for fashion sake.

  • @ScottSilva
    @ScottSilva 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    It's different in both eyes. 😂😂😂 Stig-a-cism 😂😂😂 Thanks for the laughs!!!

  • @carolyntalbot947
    @carolyntalbot947 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "I like your glasses. What are the frames made of?"
    "Monkey's Paw."

  • @Daye04
    @Daye04 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Between you and Foil Arms & Hog, Thursday is shaping up to be an incredibly uplifting day 😄
    Love it!

    • @ElementalWhispers
      @ElementalWhispers 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I discovered them both during lockdown, both brilliant and genuinely make me lol 😆

    • @Daye04
      @Daye04 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ElementalWhispers very cool. I discovered Foil Arms and Hog some time in 2019. But Julia appeared on my feed only with the "explaining the pandemic to my past self" video 😄

    • @julienolke
      @julienolke  4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Glad you enjoy it!

  • @lizziebethh
    @lizziebethh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    The glasses do suit you though 😍

  • @vasari9198
    @vasari9198 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    I stopped wearing my glasses when I realised I had seen everything worth seeing.

  • @moontoonex3984
    @moontoonex3984 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    “What’s your prescription”
    Ohhhh boy do I have a rant for you about how Eye doctors keep that shit secret so that you buy glasses from them instead of online. You straight up have to demand it to get the proper info to buy them online. Hell, I buy them online and even I don't remember off hand.

    • @playdg
      @playdg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      As someone who wore glasses/contacts for over 3 decades, I have to say....get better doctors. Never had that problem. Hell, with contacts it's printed right on every part of the containers.

    • @jeebus2121
      @jeebus2121 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You've had weird doctors. Over 30 years mine have always given the prescription immediately after the exam.

    • @thatHARVguy
      @thatHARVguy 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jeebus2121 The only thing that wasn't on the prescription was the pupil distance. A quick search of my file and they gave me everything I needed to order glasses online.

  • @Mlogan11
    @Mlogan11 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    In pestering co-worker tone: "Hmmm, are you going to do a vid about your arm tattoos?"

  • @matildealmeida9367
    @matildealmeida9367 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    This channel was the best thing I've ever found on TH-cam, thanks Julie, love from Portugal ! ❤️🇵🇹

    • @julienolke
      @julienolke  4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Wow, thank you!

  • @jackpippenstock1104
    @jackpippenstock1104 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I imagined this same sketch in an ASK HIGH JULIE segment and almost peed myself from laughter

  • @MikeArchangelo
    @MikeArchangelo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Lollllll that ending caught me so off guard 😂😂😂

  • @AveryTalksAboutStuff
    @AveryTalksAboutStuff 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Glasses wearer here, just now realizing that I can't remember what my prescription is. 😂

  • @DougYYZ
    @DougYYZ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    These are the kind of interactions I miss from going to the office. (I’m the one quizzing the other on whether or not the glasses are real)

    • @censusgary
      @censusgary 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      You must be a joy to work with!

    • @osheridan
      @osheridan ปีที่แล้ว

      You sound like a pain tbh

  • @AntonySimkin
    @AntonySimkin 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    This look (with the black outfit) is SOOOO GOOOOOOOD. You look GORGEOUS!

  • @bethanyk.5378
    @bethanyk.5378 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You're rocking those glasses! Don't let any other Julie tell you different, even mirror Julie ;) started choking with alt. Julie put on glasses.

  • @aidanrogers4438
    @aidanrogers4438 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    4:10 When I’m given any responsibility.

  • @antonjamesmacasaquit6338
    @antonjamesmacasaquit6338 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Julie: when people wear fake glasses for style it's cool. But it's stupid if you do it in real life
    Me: Miss Julie, YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACEEE😂

  • @figthegiant9324
    @figthegiant9324 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    _And if you gaze into the abyss, the abyss also gazes into you._
    - Frederick Nietzsche

  • @TampaJohn
    @TampaJohn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    “What’s your prescription?”
    Xanax.................Lots and lots of delicious Xanax!

  • @ashleyhumbyrd7274
    @ashleyhumbyrd7274 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The dancing skeletons and that creepy music! I can’t... lol

  • @b.d6642
    @b.d6642 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Can we just talk about how she can just switch between different personalities? She's amazing

  • @trwhite1266
    @trwhite1266 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is one of only about three channels that I upvote immediately, and then watch. And I'm right every single time.

  • @tyler5580
    @tyler5580 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "What's your prescription?"
    I don't even know mine... all I know is that I'm blind without my glasses.

  • @codyfouts58
    @codyfouts58 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I think the reason red-shirt Julie had trouble pronouncing "astigmatism" is that she was trying to pronounce it with the British English spelling, which contains a "u" somewhere. The other Julie was pronouncing the American English version, so she was able to avoid that problem.

    • @seantheflere
      @seantheflere 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Whaut

    • @MrBraddles3128
      @MrBraddles3128 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I speak using British English and you're 100% wrong about there being a 'u' somewhere. Not for nothing but I'm pretty sure she's Canadian and Canadians use British English.

    • @codyfouts58
      @codyfouts58 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      This may or may not be the point of my joke. :)

    • @MrBraddles3128
      @MrBraddles3128 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Cody Fouts, ohhhhh, so now it's a joke because it ended up not making much sense. Gotcha.

  • @Ahopek
    @Ahopek 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    2:46 "a stick o'cinnamon" 😂

  • @17thknight
    @17thknight 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Me just finishing doing an ultrasound when I start this: "SHE MENTIONED MY PROFESSION!!"

  • @questioner1596
    @questioner1596 ปีที่แล้ว

    I like the detail about nearsightedness - nearsighted is a negative number but she gave a positive.
    All the glasses wearers saying they don't know their own prescription have probably never comparison shopped contact lenses - you learn your prescription fast when you have to tell every store clerk.

  • @haleymartin7169
    @haleymartin7169 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Any tips on being such a great actress? You're so talented!!

    • @julienolke
      @julienolke  4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      lotsa practice :P

    • @crazyhamburgerproductions1542
      @crazyhamburgerproductions1542 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Watch the video she posted before it has a lot of amazing tips on how to act amazingly

    • @point-bl4nk
      @point-bl4nk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Fake glasses.

  • @RhombonianKnight
    @RhombonianKnight 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Going to be real honest, I can never remember my glasses prescription.
    Also, a friend and I swapped glasses because we were bored once. We were both surprised to see we have near identical prescriptions.

  • @alevtinabor3984
    @alevtinabor3984 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    ok the jazz killed it. how you even .. Julie.. that's incredible

  • @atom-ark
    @atom-ark 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Every video you post makes me smile. You're so damn funny and talented and my favorite to watch talking to herself.
    You're funny with other ppl, but funniest just by yourself. Beautiful mind...infectious energy...and completely adorbs to boot!
    Thank you for you Julie!

  • @GayMuses
    @GayMuses 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    when she started making up eye illnesses I freaking lost it LMAO

  • @Tabby1
    @Tabby1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I've had glasses most of my life and I have never known my prescription. All I know is I'm REALLY short sighted.🤣🤣

    • @nancyd.6191
      @nancyd.6191 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Work on that, it's better to think long term hhaha

  • @eyam04
    @eyam04 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    JULIE!! 😂😂😂 That last part!! 😂😂😂😂

  • @LucaAnamaria
    @LucaAnamaria 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I'm legally blind (minus 20 on both eyes) and these people who wear fake glasses drive me nuts. 😂 One girl actually admitted to me that she does it to look smarter and to impress others. I'm half jealous that she can just take them off at will and half unimpressed at her lack of authenticity. Thanks for raising awareness, whether or not that was the point. 😜
    On the other hand, it's equally annoying to be questioned about my vision because I "don't look that blind". The holding up fingers, the ask to try on the glasses, the discomfort at actually having them on and being freaked out about how trippy it is to look through them...you've captured all of that here. Absolutely brilliant.
    Part of the genius of your work lies not only in portraying different characters convincingly with one actor, but portraying two competing issues through a single actor, in a single skit. Your character portrayal is deep and complex and you always manage to make both people look human. Both equally flawed. Both equally loved and hated. Nobody is better or worse. Just amazing. I think you're really going to go far. :-) xo

  • @danahdaij4067
    @danahdaij4067 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    She’s giving me major Jennifer Aniston Vibes..

  • @ghostlyblaze7793
    @ghostlyblaze7793 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Friend: “Hey, so what’s your prescription”
    Me: "I don't know, check the thickness"

    • @darrenrobinson9041
      @darrenrobinson9041 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Friend: “Hey, so what’s your prescription”
      Me: The one above coke bottle.

  • @tomcarrow
    @tomcarrow 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    These two work so well together.

  • @lancedicker858
    @lancedicker858 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I died at what sure sounded like "A stick of cinnamon" 😂😂

  • @bmendez9033
    @bmendez9033 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "It's a stick of cinnamon." Haha great 😂

  • @itsmehailey4931
    @itsmehailey4931 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    I don’t know why people want glasses. They’re a legit responsibility, and without them say goodbye to eyesight.

    • @marvel__ink
      @marvel__ink 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Due to an infection I can't wear contacts and laser surgery is expensive. Not everyone WANTS glasses. Everyone needs to see clearly.

    • @seanriley1603
      @seanriley1603 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I wear glasses every day except when working offshore. It pisses me off when someone with perfect eyesight wears fake glasses. Why can’t I have perfect eyesight dammit!!

    • @nictheartist
      @nictheartist 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I was gobsmacked when a friend said he WANTED to wear glasses, because he thought it was cool. It's not if you're blind as a bat.

    • @nictheartist
      @nictheartist 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@seanriley1603 You can always tell in the movies, because the lenses are perfectly flat.

    • @seanriley1603
      @seanriley1603 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      nictheartist On some shows they don’t even put glass in. I think the guy that wears glasses on “Big Bang Theory” started out with glass lenses and then switched to no lenses. I think the reflection of the glass is an issue.

  • @uosdwiSrdewoH
    @uosdwiSrdewoH 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    That may have been the most surreal ending Julie has ever done and it was fantastic.

  • @scotts1354
    @scotts1354 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The way she said “Is it?” at 1:57 was hilarious 🤣