On the set of CSI

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  • @julienolke
    @julienolke  3 ปีที่แล้ว +115

    If you enjoyed this sketch, please Like and Subscribe! 🥓🤠🤸‍♀️🏆🙆‍♀️

    • @pranavjoshi1637
      @pranavjoshi1637 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Julie are you going around adding the somewhat same comments and pinning it on your every video?

    • @cicada3312
      @cicada3312 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Just did that, this was good

    • @dcqmichael
      @dcqmichael 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And if you enjoyed this sketch and liked and subscribed it when it first came out, and still you keep coming back to enjoy it again and again because it is so iconic, well, maybe head over to the Patreon page.
      Just sayin'.

    • @sock1050
      @sock1050 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      but what if i found it entertaining? wat i do

  • @elsieseay1758
    @elsieseay1758 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3803

    12 year old theatre kids with no lines be like:

    • @julienolke
      @julienolke  4 ปีที่แล้ว +349

      mhmm

    • @oxiary
      @oxiary 4 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      brah why u calling me out like this.

    • @tristen-w1p
      @tristen-w1p 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@oxiary Exactly

    • @reagan7039
      @reagan7039 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      hi fellow twelve year old theater kid here

    • @TheMcJoc
      @TheMcJoc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Deadass

  • @princessagatha9991
    @princessagatha9991 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3512

    You’re hands down one of my favourite comedy duos. Your chemistry with yourself is unparalleled.

    • @marias.7717
      @marias.7717 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Underrated comment.

    • @zielona_f
      @zielona_f 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Have u seen ryan george tho^^

    • @princessagatha9991
      @princessagatha9991 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      zielona f My husband is a big fan. Julie is more my speed for sure, but he’s pretty darned funny.

    • @johnlucas6683
      @johnlucas6683 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hahahaha Good comment.

    • @Amanda-rn6tw
      @Amanda-rn6tw 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Michael Price mirror Julie is amazing.

  • @eroticinferno364
    @eroticinferno364 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3062

    can we just appreciate the fact that julie did amazing job in choreographing dead body😂😂😂

    • @terrylessmann2274
      @terrylessmann2274 4 ปีที่แล้ว +159

      That's Dead Body #1 to you.

    • @Nuli_A
      @Nuli_A 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I haven't even started watching the video and I believe you.

    • @timmyp112
      @timmyp112 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Can we appreciate she's using a Blackberry tablet?

    • @mattlivingston2192
      @mattlivingston2192 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Oh sure, but I think the real kudos is down to the fact that she had to do half the director's job for her. Getting that motivation clarified was like pulling teeth. After that, of course, it was a breeze!

    • @mcdonaldsguy8420
      @mcdonaldsguy8420 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@terrylessmann2274 fuuu- I'm only a week late.

  • @Geraet
    @Geraet 4 ปีที่แล้ว +420

    I just realised Julie recorded herself multiple times until she gets the best footage of herself recording multiple times until she gets the best footage

    • @PenguinIceDelta
      @PenguinIceDelta 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Best footage of the wrong footage for the right footage

    • @captainchaos3667
      @captainchaos3667 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      whoa

    • @terryendicott2939
      @terryendicott2939 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@PenguinIceDelta and that not used is the left footage

  • @samgastro
    @samgastro 4 ปีที่แล้ว +827

    "Dead Body"
    "Which one?"
    "...#1"

  • @justinparry1621
    @justinparry1621 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1301

    I'm unfeasibly impressed with the overhead shots.

    • @julienolke
      @julienolke  4 ปีที่แล้ว +167

      thanks!

    • @LaQuesaDeMI
      @LaQuesaDeMI 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I am disturbed! Why is this the last sketch I watched before bedtime

    • @TheMaskedThearpist
      @TheMaskedThearpist 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@LaQuesaDeMI same

    • @gelerson1642
      @gelerson1642 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      It's amazing what one can accomplish with a drone... or an iPhone duct-taped to a fishing pole

    • @v.t.3064
      @v.t.3064 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@gelerson1642 😂

  • @hottubgrindmachine3203
    @hottubgrindmachine3203 4 ปีที่แล้ว +761

    "looks like this (removes glasses) wasn't the game of pool she was looking for"

    • @julienolke
      @julienolke  4 ปีที่แล้ว +123

      Lol

    • @CronoCloudAuron
      @CronoCloudAuron 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      YEEEEAAAAAAAAH!

    • @angelicMisha
      @angelicMisha 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Hot Tub Grind Machine Oh damn, that's a good one 👏🏾

    • @viperswhip
      @viperswhip 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@CronoCloudAuron One of my favourite videos, endless Caruso one-liners.

  • @justanothergirl4315
    @justanothergirl4315 4 ปีที่แล้ว +237

    “Had I come to terms with my impending mortality?”
    “No cause you were murdered” looool

  • @japrilak7245
    @japrilak7245 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2632

    How is that possible that while l watch l forgot they are the same person but i see 3 different ones? Ah yes, because she is THAT good!

    • @03019a
      @03019a 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @Michael Price Can confirm, I was the sunglasses

    • @nickisuhl
      @nickisuhl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@03019a OMG you took my role! I was degraded to the tree in the background! >.

    • @bassmunk
      @bassmunk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      That's Ryan George level! LOL

    • @TheRogueStatesman
      @TheRogueStatesman 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      YES!

    • @mistersydster
      @mistersydster 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I guess you could say she made it look super easy, barely an inconvenience.
      Oh wait, wrong channel.

  • @downc212
    @downc212 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1910

    I guess you could say, Julie isn’t a fan, of dry humor.

  • @WorhinCZ
    @WorhinCZ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1045

    Let's just take the time to appreciate Julie coming up with multiple great puns.

    • @julienolke
      @julienolke  4 ปีที่แล้ว +460

      it went swimmingly

    • @Alex-mg6iv
      @Alex-mg6iv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      **knock knock knock** OPEN UP ITS THE PUN POLICE! THE JOKES WERE TOO FUNNY!

    • @peterbell3199
      @peterbell3199 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      yep, she was killing it out there!

    • @robhendrikx2198
      @robhendrikx2198 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Somebody else drowned her sorrows...haha, brilliant!😂

    • @jacksp1787
      @jacksp1787 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Matthew: "She was rode hard and put up wet."

  • @nuthercharted374
    @nuthercharted374 4 ปีที่แล้ว +326

    "call me by my character name"
    "dead body number 1" I can't stop laughing

  • @Muddasir11
    @Muddasir11 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1903

    One day she’s going to be an actual movie actress and we’re going to remember her replying to all of our comments

    • @julienolke
      @julienolke  4 ปีที่แล้ว +962

      lol I'd say I am an actual actress

    • @Morfeusm
      @Morfeusm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Muddassir lol someone didn’t check IMDb before posting this comment 😂

    • @jordonkautz1470
      @jordonkautz1470 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@michaelklincus6508 The cringe is strong with this one.

    • @TheDrummersVadeMecum
      @TheDrummersVadeMecum 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      And that ladys and gentleman is whats called a backhanded complement lol.

    • @tobybartels8426
      @tobybartels8426 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@julienolke : Google identifies you as a ‘Film producer’.

  • @elinahull1330
    @elinahull1330 3 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    I love the idea that she just came up with some drowning puns and wrote a whole sketch around it

  • @ermannomonforti8813
    @ermannomonforti8813 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1102

    My guess is that this sketch is based from true experiences and that directors really have to deal with this kind of surreal behavior from some of the actors, which makes it even funnier

    • @mrdan5943
      @mrdan5943 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      That's what I've been thinking too xd

    • @canadiancop3967
      @canadiancop3967 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      I want to know how did you comment 13 hours ago?
      or youtube is on something high as International Space station!

    • @ermannomonforti8813
      @ermannomonforti8813 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@canadiancop3967 Patreon!

    • @user-up2qj9hw6j
      @user-up2qj9hw6j 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      13 hours ago....
      Me: *wait, that’s illegal-*

    • @GayCorvidae69
      @GayCorvidae69 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Ermanno Monforti as someone who was on set as a ‘bystander’ (in the movie) I can confirm that I have seen some of that shit and may or may not have been a part of something like that

  • @wirelesmike73
    @wirelesmike73 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    'I guess you could say, she got in over her head.'
    'I guess you could say, she went off the deep end.'
    'I guess you could say, she found herself in troubled waters.'
    YYYEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!

  • @ValenNitto
    @ValenNitto 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1463

    That's something I never thought I'd see during these current times.
    A Blackberry Playbook.

    • @KyleBrand
      @KyleBrand 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Ben Valenzuela oh, that takes me back more than a few years.

    • @julienolke
      @julienolke  4 ปีที่แล้ว +142

      LOL!!!

    • @Mangobaskets
      @Mangobaskets 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      @@julienolke I like how Julie replies to almost every comment it makes quarantine better

    • @RustyPetterson
      @RustyPetterson 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      LOL, I was thinking the same thing! I'm really glad to see Julie actually put hers to good use here, unlike mine which has been gathering dust for about 5 years haha.

    • @its_clean
      @its_clean 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      First thing I noticed too. Either Julie just has a basement full of unloved tech or this is some kind of super subtle Canadian flex 😄

  • @Knapweed
    @Knapweed 4 ปีที่แล้ว +151

    Another chucklefest from Julie Nolke. I've never said 'Chucklefest' before, so I wanted to try it out. I've decided I will never say it again.

    • @Me-zm7cr
      @Me-zm7cr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Good idea

    • @joostdriesens3984
      @joostdriesens3984 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I appreciate you leaving this comment up. I too was wondering if using the term 'chucklefest' in my communications would fit me, but after seeing it here like this, I decided against it.

  • @db5094
    @db5094 4 ปีที่แล้ว +807

    Jeans in the water, quarantine made you crazy.

    • @julienolke
      @julienolke  4 ปีที่แล้ว +272

      I'm out of control

    • @mohammadxahid5984
      @mohammadxahid5984 4 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      Well, she was murdered. So, she didn't have much of a choice.

    • @RealRomplayer
      @RealRomplayer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@mohammadxahid5984 Oh yeah? So you're saying that dead people are not smart enough to choose their clothes? OMG, you're so racist!

    • @mohammadxahid5984
      @mohammadxahid5984 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      RealRomplayer oh yes, I’m so racist. I’m Anti-dead (don’t tell SJWs).

    • @ballisticarc
      @ballisticarc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@RealRomplayer 'Vitalist', person. Golly, it's $CURRENT_YEAR. Get it together.

  • @Reanicus
    @Reanicus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +566

    Wow, something I can relate to! Having played "dead person in water" myself, I remember that the director and the set wasn't too familiar with how people float in water and was annoyed that my legs were more submerged in the water than the upper body and kept asking me to "float straight" because I was ruining the shot. After a couple of times explaining that was physically impossible they did, to their credit, device a handy method of filling my pants with empty plastic bottles which kept my legs floating.
    It was also a literally 3 second shot in a short movie and they spent 4-5 hours trying to film it...

    • @keep7smiling
      @keep7smiling 4 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      That sounds so frustrating to deal with and the outcome would look so unreal. I can almost feel the "you are just a dead body and we can replace you in a heartbeat so you have no say in this"-kind of attitude.

    • @siukong
      @siukong 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      I think dead bodies tend to float more level because there's less air in their lungs vs a living person holding their breath. Meaning the torso is not as buoyant.

    • @PatrickDodds1
      @PatrickDodds1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Pants in the North American sense one assumes?

    • @marilove11
      @marilove11 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂😂

    • @zeedrivez
      @zeedrivez 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      The reverse is also true and seems to happen on many sets.
      Trying to get a body to sink into the depths... "What do you mean, buoyancy? Why won't their chest go down?"

  • @samauthor342
    @samauthor342 4 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    “I went full method!” 😂😂😂😂

  • @knipkcalb5365
    @knipkcalb5365 4 ปีที่แล้ว +745

    *The best thing that has happened in this quarantine is finding this channel*

    • @julienolke
      @julienolke  4 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      thank youuuu!

    • @Kunigunda897
      @Kunigunda897 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Same. :D No regrets.

    • @RealRomplayer
      @RealRomplayer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      The same comment on EVERY Julie Nolke video :D

    • @heyandy889
      @heyandy889 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Good news - the Venice canals have never been clearer, and Julie's channel went viral (no pun intended)

    • @garytate8284
      @garytate8284 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Da Mighty Shabba Totally with you on that. I've recommended Julie to everyone I meet.... Not that it's been many recently.

  • @darkriku12
    @darkriku12 4 ปีที่แล้ว +139

    I was here when the video was titled "She's dead in the water"

  • @moiz_0125
    @moiz_0125 4 ปีที่แล้ว +464

    I wish Julie actually got a role in a movie or tv show. She’s really great at acting and her writing is actually really clever too.

    • @julienolke
      @julienolke  4 ปีที่แล้ว +192

      I have! Check out my imdb

    • @anushalakha4201
      @anushalakha4201 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      I think she appears in Working Moms?

    • @Mangobaskets
      @Mangobaskets 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Julie Nolke Wow! This made my day ❤️

    • @ReganMcCullough
      @ReganMcCullough 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@anushalakha4201 Great cameo. They should've given her more time!

    • @hidragon10123
      @hidragon10123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      waaa?! you were in what we do in the shadows daaang

  • @taynaranieri
    @taynaranieri 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    the way deborah's lines changes everytime... LOL damn you're SO talented, i even forgot that you're the only one playing the characters

  • @thewildmonkey3923
    @thewildmonkey3923 4 ปีที่แล้ว +543

    Julie if u see this I wanna say thanks so much for making this quarantine easier

    • @julienolke
      @julienolke  4 ปีที่แล้ว +159

      makin me blush☺️

    • @garyha2650
      @garyha2650 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      just wait'llya see what she does in pandemic 2

    • @jacksp1787
      @jacksp1787 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@garyha2650 ; Un fort u nutly Gary, NOTHING funny about pandemic #1, and pandemic $2 will likely be a scream, but not *that* [good] kind. 139,000 dead in the U.S., and tweetle Dumb is tweetledeeing

    • @matiesmiles59
      @matiesmiles59 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@julienolke you really great.

  • @Henlarious
    @Henlarious 4 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    The fact she's holding a BlackBerry PlayBook is amazing - LOL.

  • @laucha3546
    @laucha3546 4 ปีที่แล้ว +685

    I just want to point out that your acting skills are impressive Julie; it's clear that you take the time to build every character and I find that really admiring. Love from Argentina 🇦🇷

    • @julienolke
      @julienolke  4 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      thank you!!

    • @nahuelgaletto9741
      @nahuelgaletto9741 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I'm from Argentina too lol

    • @laucha3546
      @laucha3546 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@nahuelgaletto9741 Then why are we still speaking in English loool? 😂

    • @jamesodonoghue
      @jamesodonoghue 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@julienolke Too impressive actually. The Caruso bits need a little more cheese ;P

    • @bimapamungkas9109
      @bimapamungkas9109 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @Mdot Fizzy cringe. you sound much more of a loser than the person you're making fun of.

  • @files5039
    @files5039 4 ปีที่แล้ว +134

    I love how Julie replies to every comment. It shows how much she cares about her audience

  • @shinzanagi1149
    @shinzanagi1149 4 ปีที่แล้ว +129

    At first I thought Sarah was out of her depth here but when she went method and almost became dead body #1, it was deep.

    • @Ajescent
      @Ajescent 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Those puns were pretty shallow and tepid for my taste. Next time dig ocean deep for more refreshing puns.

    • @shinzanagi1149
      @shinzanagi1149 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@Ajescent sorry, I just didn't want to drown everyone by flooding that comment with lots of puns.

    • @andydyer6591
      @andydyer6591 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Come on, we can do better than this. We just need to pool our efforts.

    • @anthonyortiz3142
      @anthonyortiz3142 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@andydyer6591 Well... "water" you waiting for?

    • @Pete...NoNotThatOne
      @Pete...NoNotThatOne 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I’m sorry, I can’t. I’m too wet behind the ears.

  • @naomia4684
    @naomia4684 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    One day when she’s insanely famous and chilling with A-list celebrities we’re gonna be able to say we knew about her and her incredible talent BEFORE she was besties with Scarlet Johansson (or whoever). Never forget you’re incredibly talented and beautiful on the inside and out! 😍❤️

  • @musicislife7849
    @musicislife7849 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    Something I appreciate about these videos is they’re all so different. There’s no one theme you only stick to. You bring something new and interesting to each video. And you bring many smiles to many faces. Thank you.

  • @kevstorm
    @kevstorm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    "Had I come to terms with my impending mortality?"
    No. No, because you were murdered."
    That line killed me

    • @barrygeistwhite3474
      @barrygeistwhite3474 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      And did you come to terms with your impending mortality before the line got to you, or...?

  • @Pfanta76
    @Pfanta76 4 ปีที่แล้ว +305

    Robert DeNiro sends his regards and likes to add: Your motivation is half the job. *insert DeNiro face here*

    • @julienolke
      @julienolke  4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      lol the motivation is key

  • @ericfox7021
    @ericfox7021 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    It’s so easy to forget that every character in these skits are played by one person. Very well done!

  • @bullzeyez3236
    @bullzeyez3236 4 ปีที่แล้ว +109

    In the voice of Cobie Smulders " JUST STAY IN THE WATER SARAH "

  • @brookb2259
    @brookb2259 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    The over enthusiastic drama kids in high school "WhAts mY mOtivAtIoN!"
    The kids in drama class only there too get an easy grade "Im dead? so I just have to lie here and do nothing? Nap time!"

  • @JackDenmo
    @JackDenmo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +362

    Lets get Julie to 500k boys

    • @carnage6715
      @carnage6715 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Heyyy, didn't expect to see you here. Cool move with the endorsement. Only 15k left to go to reach that milestone, she'll get it in no time. Let's go boys.. and gals!

    • @mcsteve46
      @mcsteve46 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Quite frankly I don't think she's into dating that many people.

    • @cliffjones7657
      @cliffjones7657 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      500k at this point is like, walking to the mailbox... 1 mill for julie is the real goal... let's get it folks

    • @bplionel2
      @bplionel2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@mcsteve46 okay. I'm fine with being the one to take the chance.

    • @julienolke
      @julienolke  4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      💃💃💃 thank youuu

  • @Mama_Bear524
    @Mama_Bear524 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I was so annoyed with Julie for Julie. Poor Julie having to deal with Julie

  • @jenn1644
    @jenn1644 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1913

    Murderer: *kills Julie*
    Murderer: “she’s dead”
    Julie: “and am I freshly dead”
    Murderer: “wait what the fu-“
    Edit: thanks for the likes!

    • @mrdan5943
      @mrdan5943 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Lmfaoo

    • @oxiary
      @oxiary 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      julie in the morge: HEY
      hot doc working at the morge: HEYY
      hot doc: WHAY!?

    • @nicholasmedich7493
      @nicholasmedich7493 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Well, there's "kinda dead", "mostly dead", and "dead dead"

    • @kmcgyver4134
      @kmcgyver4134 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Don't forget...really, most sincerely dead!

    • @rickabrams3422
      @rickabrams3422 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Fresh is always important

  • @theuniversewithin74
    @theuniversewithin74 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    She needs to be comfortably over 1mill subs (and rising). Easily one of the absolute best content creators on TH-cam. Discovered her after the pandemic set in and I've never looked back. So.Many.Good.Videos.
    Her acting, writing and editing is masterclass. ❤️

  • @donkedic9888
    @donkedic9888 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    Cool, cool. “What are you doing in the pool?” The best lines are always low key, in passing.

  • @TheWanderingWagners
    @TheWanderingWagners 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    We love ALL your videos, Julie! But, as fellow-laugh-at-CSIers (after having seen so many episodes in our day) this one we both gave a standing ovation to. Beyond stoked you are getting the recognition you deserve and love checking you creeping up to half a million subs!!! As always we watch your videos multiple times and this one will be added to the loop!
    Thanks for making us laugh and inspiring us with your creations. Lots of love ♥️♥️♥️♥️

  • @adithiyabharathwaj8372
    @adithiyabharathwaj8372 4 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    She's a not only a great actress but also really good at finding good content and keeping up with trends...

    • @siukong
      @siukong 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Not being snarky or saying it wasn't a funny video. But CSI is not really a currently trending subject. The last show ended, what, five years ago?

    • @whedonobsessed
      @whedonobsessed 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@siukong I think they were being sarcastic....

    • @Ajescent
      @Ajescent 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@siukong jokes/sketches don't need to be current to be good.

  • @themapleshamrock9074
    @themapleshamrock9074 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I love it when the first thing on my morning TH-cam feed is Julie! Great way to start the day. Thank you.

  • @Celestial_here
    @Celestial_here 4 ปีที่แล้ว +142

    1:14 - ACTOR: Actually, could you just call me by my character name? It helps me stay in the mindset..
    - DIRECTOR: Yeah, okay. Whenever you’re ready... Dead Body Number 1.
    😂😂😂 Btw, Julie, your dead-pool acting was top notch! Give this woman an academy award already! 👏👏 This was hilarious, and I love the puns from Deborah. 😂 Another great video! 👍👍

    • @julienolke
      @julienolke  4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      lol best dead body acting!!

    • @anthonyortiz3142
      @anthonyortiz3142 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@julienolke Ha, Celestial said "dead-pool" acting. Ryan Reynolds anyone?

  • @chevilla7010
    @chevilla7010 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Thank you Julie for making me laugh so much. Your acting & comedy is like a breath of fresh air. Keep them coming & I will keep watching & laughing my arse off.

  • @victors8718
    @victors8718 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    I like how diverse your videos get

    • @julienolke
      @julienolke  4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      thank you! this one is definitely a departure.

  • @wjohnsonism
    @wjohnsonism 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    “Why are you in the pool?” Lol.

  • @hoppyfroggy4826
    @hoppyfroggy4826 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    Man that “you are so easily replaceable” line really put me in the feels

  • @helicopterboat
    @helicopterboat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    This is unreasonably funny. Also, you are so good at acting man. I loved the pure confusion at the end with the “Why are you in the pool?” Top notch.

  • @JessieDesire
    @JessieDesire 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    It gave me real movie vibes😭😭😭😂😂😂❤❤👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

  • @padmeshgoyal5940
    @padmeshgoyal5940 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I just discovered your channel a week ago and have binged watched all your videos. Such a great actress with brilliant expressions. Love from India ❤❤👍

  • @vikalp2197
    @vikalp2197 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Just discovered you in the quarantine and since then have been binge watching all of your episodes🙂

  • @vippsmillennial6336
    @vippsmillennial6336 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This is probably one of the greatest coincidences of my TH-cam viewing history; I was binge-watching Horatio Caine's scenes just before this. Love yaa❤

  • @gauravbhalerao7420
    @gauravbhalerao7420 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Deborah's dialogues are just perfect 😂

  • @Nindofreak
    @Nindofreak 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Can’t wait for the Julia verse and Ryan verse to do a crossover. Imagine it: two universes with the exact same people.

    • @the_SolLoser
      @the_SolLoser 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      They did. Videos called "First People to Ever Get Married" and "First People to Ever Get Divorced"

  • @oriakumia2526
    @oriakumia2526 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    Haven't watched, but I love it already

    • @julienolke
      @julienolke  4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      i appreciate that!

    • @keep7smiling
      @keep7smiling 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That makes no sense. Watch it, be amazed (or not, but most likely you will, it's really good) and then comment. Noone needs blind idolization, mindless appreciation and shallow compliments.

    • @johnc4122
      @johnc4122 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thorsten Böhme you must be fun at parties

    • @laurenring9721
      @laurenring9721 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thorsten Böhme I mean- Julie Nolke herself liked it

  • @qw3141592
    @qw3141592 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Not a long time fan, but I recently went down the rabbit hole and you have some amazingly creative videos. In the words of Lizzy McGuire, you rock don't ever change.

  • @jonathanj2205
    @jonathanj2205 4 ปีที่แล้ว +229

    Imagine being paid to act to be dead 😂.
    My future job

    • @julienolke
      @julienolke  4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      lol it's a real thing

    • @jonathanj2205
      @jonathanj2205 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Julie Nolke wow! Nice

    • @ArkTolei
      @ArkTolei 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I've done it. It was honestly terrifying. The other actor was supposed to cut up my body with a knife for a scene and for the closeup it was a real knife. My eyes had to be closed while a guy was slicing with a knife onto a jerry rigged contraption that I think was literally just a wooden board on my leg.
      I preferred the scenes where I was still alive.

    • @jonathanj2205
      @jonathanj2205 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ark Tolei wow! How do they make it look real? Can you explain or is it like a secret?

    • @ArkTolei
      @ArkTolei 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jonathanj2205 I would presume camera angles. If the board isn't visible the angle of the knife and mechanics of slicing are largely identical to cutting into the leg.
      I never saw the final footage. It was for a tv show and I never actually found out what episode it was.

  • @damnthereiam
    @damnthereiam 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Glad you changed the video title... was going to say, people are going to come after you for the timing. You are so incredibly talented and hilarious!

  • @emon2689
    @emon2689 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    I've been binge watching all your videos, your brilliant and I would love to see you in some sort of movie one day 👍

    • @julienolke
      @julienolke  4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Wow, thank you!

    • @LlenadeMalo
      @LlenadeMalo 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      She plays the bank manager in one episode of Working Moms (on Netflix). I was shocked when I realized it was her. Did a good job also.

  • @SherinFunmes
    @SherinFunmes 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The fact that she replies and hearts the comments makes the viewers feel more connected to her🖤🖤
    Acting skills 💯

  • @proggaparomita281
    @proggaparomita281 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    That little shaking exercise she was doing had me CRY LAUGHING 😂

  • @toreyzyre
    @toreyzyre 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I really love your dedication to these skits. I've seen a lot of stuff like this, and most often it's really kind of half-assed or very obvious someone is just doing it for views. Would be thrilled to see what you could do with a budget, actors and some sets to work on.

  • @andresc2489
    @andresc2489 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Lmfao reminds me of when Dee has to play a corpse in It’s Always Sunny.

  • @StoonRay1
    @StoonRay1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Julie you have the best TH-cam channel out there …. Hands-down, no question, the best

  • @RichardSkolek
    @RichardSkolek 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    I mean, I get it, the actress playing the detective comes up with amazing lines:).

    • @i_am_RB
      @i_am_RB 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dude, How's your comment one day before the video's post time?

    • @i_am_RB
      @i_am_RB 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Is it because you live in a far east country?

    • @mt22201
      @mt22201 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @RB - I believe Julie gives her patrons access before the rest of us mere fans. Which is fine with me, because Julie needs to make a living.

    • @RichardSkolek
      @RichardSkolek 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@i_am_RB I live in the Czech Republic, and yes, I am a patron, and yes, patrons have early access:).

  • @duncanfilshie2650
    @duncanfilshie2650 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Way to rock that BlackBerry Playbook - there's a blast from the past. Also, love your stuff!

  • @MattRosvideos
    @MattRosvideos 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    This is exactly why you should always get the real thing!

  • @ginevra2506
    @ginevra2506 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This channel really made my quarantine 10 times better :D

  • @sharvarimahajan847
    @sharvarimahajan847 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Dead body no 1 is the best actor !!!
    Love your work julie❤❤

  • @ilh8312
    @ilh8312 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I wish JN's videos were around 25 years ago, when I was trying my hand at mono-acting in my school's talent shows. She's such a great example of how good a job you can do solo. You're doing an amazing job!

  • @KimPBarnard
    @KimPBarnard 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    1:10 🤣. I CANNOT...but really, all 3 characters are brilliant. Timing and editing between them 👌🏽. Content. 😭 This skit was definitely one of my favs, and on so many levels 🙌🏽. Love you Julie!

  • @kassidysmith2698
    @kassidysmith2698 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Why do you not have more followers? Your skits are class and your editting is flawless lmao, i love your vids!!!

    • @kassidysmith2698
      @kassidysmith2698 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Michael Price shes gained a lot just since I started following a few months ago! Definitely spread the word, but i think the word is being spread already!

  • @sohamdas2010
    @sohamdas2010 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Hi Julie!
    I just wanted to say it out loud today. I was stranded all alone in Paris for this entire quarantine, away from my family and friends in India. I went into severe depression, there were nights when you stopped me from breaking down and helped me pull myself together. Thank you Julie. I owe you a doughnut treat.
    Love
    xoxo

    • @julienolke
      @julienolke  4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      thank you so much for telling me, hope you're well.

  • @stevenmckinnon1258
    @stevenmckinnon1258 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Cracked up several times. Loved all three characters, especially the Caruso. Your work, superb crafting in every element.

    • @julienolke
      @julienolke  4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thanks a bunch!

  • @maneetsingh5103
    @maneetsingh5103 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Please make another part of explaining pandemic to my past self :)

  • @marillaz4582
    @marillaz4582 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Julie is so skilled at creating and maintaining distinct characters, my brain is convinced there isn’t just one of her. She is actually triplets named Julie, Jules, and Joan.

  • @UltraFoil
    @UltraFoil 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    4:50 "You are so easily replaceable."
    That one hit a little close to home...
    Just kidding, I'm one of a kind! ;)

  • @kabirgupta1039
    @kabirgupta1039 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The dramatic shots. The music. The transitions. I'm crying this is so well-done

  • @TheHunter-sq1ug
    @TheHunter-sq1ug 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Those scenes are packed with DEDICATION 🤩

  • @maggpiprime954
    @maggpiprime954 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    "YEEEEOWWWWWW!!!!" _dun da dunn da DUNNNN!_
    That gave me a real weird blast of nostalgia. I used to watch these shows all the time, but I don't miss them.

  • @MaybeIMental
    @MaybeIMental 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    I’m pretty sure the overhead shot is a continuity error. Oh God, Did Julie actually kill someone for an insert shot?

    • @julienolke
      @julienolke  4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      lol no it me

    • @MaybeIMental
      @MaybeIMental 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      C’mon, it’s obviously Grant Imahara in a wig.

    • @isaacho8230
      @isaacho8230 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Julie Nolke So you came back from the dead?

    • @Ajescent
      @Ajescent 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@isaacho8230 You get that power day one at acting school.

  • @lionbrunch4244
    @lionbrunch4244 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    And Deborah is so good at improv, jeez! Julie, where do you find all these awesome actors to play in your videos?

  • @germanlondono8700
    @germanlondono8700 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    OMG you've just outdone yourself. Amazing acting. I'm a huge fan of Sarah from now on. What a talent! She went full method, as she said, and oh, boy, she delivered. Bravo! 👏
    Julie, amazing work. Thanks for your content.

  • @jgig1329
    @jgig1329 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    So happy I found your channel, you’re very talented! Some of the best made sketches on TH-cam.

  • @hail9794
    @hail9794 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    The title made me think of Girl in Red's song "Dead Girl in the Pool"
    Edit: The title changed. It used to say, 'dead in the pool' or something similar

  • @Richie016
    @Richie016 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    😀Real time pool shoot, the entire sequence is well played Julie!👌

  • @jamesodonoghue
    @jamesodonoghue 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    Brilliant. Now I just want 10 straight minutes of you doing cheesy David Caruso lines.

  • @raygandarilla
    @raygandarilla 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The dramatic ass bird view of the dead body followed up by the behind the pole angle . Shit is great😂

  • @cesarespinozaspain
    @cesarespinozaspain 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    That blackberry tablet your using....Killer!!!

  • @StraightShooter01
    @StraightShooter01 ปีที่แล้ว

    Ok, now I am going to rewatch ALL the CSI episodes now after seeing how much depth and skill is involved in being dead on screen!

  • @lovetouka
    @lovetouka 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Julies videos are LITERALLY the ONLY thing keeping me happy and entertained during this quarantine. Thanks Julie!

    • @julienolke
      @julienolke  4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Wow, thank you!

  • @bridgettem9
    @bridgettem9 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Can we just appreciate the cinematography that went into this screen. 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

  • @rasnac
    @rasnac 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Auditioning for such a role must be interesting. I wonder if they ask the actors how long they can hold their breath?

  • @spomusmo2349
    @spomusmo2349 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    It is so inspiring to see someone in their element I love when she plays multiple characters 😊👍🏼👍🏼

  • @anushtubhprakash7438
    @anushtubhprakash7438 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    All of Deborah’s lines cracked me up so hard 😂😂 PS. Would somebody just give an Oscar to dead body 1?

  • @CaptainJeoy
    @CaptainJeoy 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    This right here is brilliance! 🔥
    Saw it on the gram, now seeing it here again. Masterpiece!