Shit Rock Climbers Say

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  • เผยแพร่เมื่อ 9 ต.ค. 2024
  • A day in the life of a typical climbing dude.

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  • @bre08005
    @bre08005 9 ปีที่แล้ว +250

    "Double dyno to a micro crimper!" If anyone can do that they win life.

    • @lachieharris3165
      @lachieharris3165 9 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      bre08005 Could bet that Adam Ondra would do it..

    • @rowanscott2147
      @rowanscott2147 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Alex megos would be able to, his dynos are incredible

    • @vladimirfunes
      @vladimirfunes 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Sounds like 3 degrees of seperation

    • @pessimisticdiabetic717
      @pessimisticdiabetic717 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yep that route is freaking n o

  • @brettfaver5871
    @brettfaver5871 5 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    "I'm gunning for an alpine start tomorrow." *chugs beer*

  • @knuckldragger
    @knuckldragger 9 ปีที่แล้ว +123

    Lmao! "dude there is no way this is 5.5; this is like 5.8.... d"

    • @theclimbguy
      @theclimbguy 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Nick King was looking for this killed me

    • @bombert6602
      @bombert6602 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      ....5.8....d That was classic.

  • @hmxr715
    @hmxr715 8 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    It seems learning the jargon of climbing is harder than the climbing itself.

    • @2b-coeur
      @2b-coeur 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      yes loll
      as soon as i got into climbing the f i r s t thing i did was pulled up a list of The Jargon
      it's like learning the accent in a foreign language. *most* important part

  • @malsponger
    @malsponger 9 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    I didnt realize we were this annoying. Ill shut up from now on.

  • @marlalee9642
    @marlalee9642 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    “Watch me!” while on top rope. 😂😂😂

  • @ripapa6355
    @ripapa6355 7 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    This is the best "Shit Climbers say" video I have seen. Nicely done
    "Dude, what state is this?" Been there, said that.

  • @denvergriffin5555
    @denvergriffin5555 10 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    "This would be easier if I was shorter" - I am getting that on a t-shirt. Too funny.

  • @m00nie16
    @m00nie16 8 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    "DUDE YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO LUNGE TO A CRIMPER"

  • @lukebarlow8370
    @lukebarlow8370 7 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    "Where the fuck am I?"
    I'm dying xD

  • @johnblack7862
    @johnblack7862 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Needs way more talk about "conditions"

    • @heatherchapin4600
      @heatherchapin4600 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      How else would we know if it’s sending temps?

  • @LemonsandLove
    @LemonsandLove 8 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    "just move up" hahaha that makes me so angry :D

  • @txth753
    @txth753 10 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Should have included, "Man I ran that lead OUT!" "I just don't like to place too much gear"

  • @quebecasmr5162
    @quebecasmr5162 9 ปีที่แล้ว +414

    You'll kill someone belaying like this.

    • @antoinesaury8862
      @antoinesaury8862 9 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Québec ASMR i don't want to be the climber falling while he grabs the 2 ropes . 100% dead

    • @888crazychick
      @888crazychick 9 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Québec ASMR My mom taught us to belay like that and when we tried to use it out in public everyone was like "Why are you using that ancient sketchy belaying method." I did not have a good answer for them. So now we do it the modern way.

    • @jolllyroger1
      @jolllyroger1 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Joy Fitzgerald the appropriate answer really was..... please show me a better way.
      Open minds and willingness to learn a better way is how you stay alive.... Look Back in time many methods have changed

    • @calebmmallory
      @calebmmallory 9 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      +Québec ASMR Yes he will, that belay method was used for belaying with a Munter's hitch. Using that technique with a belay device is incredibly unsafe.

    • @jerome1lm
      @jerome1lm 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      +Joy Fitzgerald It's not about old or new but about safe or unsafe. So good for you that you learned a safer method.

  • @melissasiegfried8659
    @melissasiegfried8659 11 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    It's like every annoying guy I've ever climbed with.

  • @brothertimbob
    @brothertimbob 9 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Hilarious! I'm still laughing at the, "Elvis Leg!" O and The classic pull, pinch, slide belay technique you display is pretty rad too.

  • @Beetmonster
    @Beetmonster 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I learned this belay style. Then I didn't climb for like 13 years, then I started back in indoor (climbing to a soundtrack is new-- you're at the mercy of the desk person's pick; yesterday the kid was into like Skrillex). So the first time in the gym I started to belay my sis (who also learned the same style), and the employee freaked out. "What. Are. You. DOING!?" She'd never even seen it. All climbers & mountaineers used to do this. Like someone said here: 'Mountaineering, Freedom of the Hills.' Climbing's different now. It seems more diluted. Still ethereal, but very... crowded.
    I have a crush on this guy.

  • @steverino333
    @steverino333 11 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    It's like 5.8... "D"! LOL

  • @doubleagentrikosky
    @doubleagentrikosky 9 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Too tall for this problem,its too crouchy, Too short for this problem,its to reachy.Aaale Aale. Bums in... Waaatch out!

  • @Lilybet
    @Lilybet 8 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    hahah damn elvis leg

    • @kristonren
      @kristonren 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      +nuttylamb ahaha 'Im all shook up... uhuhuh'

    • @PSPmaster321
      @PSPmaster321 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      All this time I thought he was saying "albus leg" and wondering what the hell that meant! haha

    • @tomdedaele1691
      @tomdedaele1691 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Haha me 2 :D

  • @susanapplegate9758
    @susanapplegate9758 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I always love going out with my incredibly talented, hard-working son on a climb. This vid made me laugh so hard, it’s so apt!

  • @SmilePileProd
    @SmilePileProd 11 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "Just double dyno to a microcrimper" hahahaha. I have a guy in my gym that will give ridiculous instructions like they're nothing too.

  • @calebmmallory
    @calebmmallory 9 ปีที่แล้ว +164

    The belay method was part of the joke right?

    • @MrYetidesigns
      @MrYetidesigns 8 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      +Caleb Mallory I really hope so!

    • @minas.831
      @minas.831 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      hand goes down like a hand to your thigh and PBUS is the method pull break under slide

  • @benoitcerrina
    @benoitcerrina 9 ปีที่แล้ว +311

    just watching him belay makes me cringe

    • @jerome1lm
      @jerome1lm 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +Benoit Cerrina And I thought it was just me. :)

    • @Lucy-ng7cw
      @Lucy-ng7cw 8 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I reckon there was no one up there and it was just for filming

    • @nathangonzales-hess6569
      @nathangonzales-hess6569 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ^--- This should've been in the video XD

    • @tgce
      @tgce 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Benoit Cerrina yea

    • @Squids_Vlogs
      @Squids_Vlogs 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      just enjoy the video bro

  • @nomadben
    @nomadben 9 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Double-dyno to micro-crimper hahaha

  • @paulcampbell1312
    @paulcampbell1312 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Been using "Elvis Leg" for years. Glad it is now accepted climbing jargon :D

  • @billkirby7787
    @billkirby7787 11 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The funniest thing I've watched in a while! Love the part when he says I'm getting a alpine start tomorrow then slams a beer... Priceless!!

  • @slimcrna
    @slimcrna 10 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    ENGAGE YOUR CORE

  • @ehoh3246
    @ehoh3246 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I haven't climbed with this guy, I never would again

  • @compellingpeople
    @compellingpeople 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Why am I climbing this wall", after a hit of the bong.

  • @Yaimdan
    @Yaimdan ปีที่แล้ว +1

    where the fuck am i, gets me every time lmfaoo

  • @wanderingwade8877
    @wanderingwade8877 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I climbed with a guy that described all of his climbs as 'cake'. 'Yeah man, it was cake.' He became Charlie Cake.

  • @decaying_matter
    @decaying_matter ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The most cringe of them all is "Let's goo, so strong!!"
    in a fuckin slab

  • @irishboy0909
    @irishboy0909 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    3:18
    My climbing in a nutshell

  • @bre08005
    @bre08005 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "Just move up!" Ha. Great idea.

    • @UpnorthHere
      @UpnorthHere 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      bre08005 Not if THAT bozo is belaying, thankyouverymuch.

  • @simonhunt7798
    @simonhunt7798 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Funniest thing I've seen for an age, I recognised things I say and things everyone I know say. I'm going to watch my mouth at the crag from now on. Hilarious!

  • @oregondork
    @oregondork 9 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    what the fuck is that belay technique

  • @ariphoenix3069
    @ariphoenix3069 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Haha is this Malibu Creek State Park?! Fantastic video, gave me a good laugh years late

  • @22yonkers
    @22yonkers 12 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    he is never breaking off when he belays. when belaying it is always best to break before you slide instead of how he is doing it which is staying above the belay device and sliding. you want to pull the rope up then take your hand beneath the belay device then slide.

  • @IndigoVagrant
    @IndigoVagrant 12 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "You can't just climb 7 days a week and not get injured" haha

  • @vanmyl
    @vanmyl 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    omg, everything is spot on, even the Ahnuld voice!

  • @ktap1
    @ktap1 12 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Yup, comes from using the munter hitch, where the break position is up, unlike for ATCs or Gri-Gris where the break position is down. Better to use a slightly less safe (but still very much safe and acceptable) technique that is well practiced than a slightly more safe but unfamiliar technique that one is likely to mess up.

  • @xxxgoodtimesxxx
    @xxxgoodtimesxxx 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    Literally laughed out loud the entire vid! Thank-you very much, I needed that :)

  • @jamesmcgall8234
    @jamesmcgall8234 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "what state is this?" Made me laugh so hard

  • @slimcrna
    @slimcrna 10 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    QUIT SHORT ROPING ME

  • @johnisokay
    @johnisokay 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I watch this video way to much all for the doubly dyno to micro crimper line

  • @danstheman33
    @danstheman33 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Now if only he would learn how to belay.. An ATC is not a munter hitch..

    • @InnocentlyVOID
      @InnocentlyVOID 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Dan Africk haha you realize how old this is.. I mean that's a first gen reverso.
      It's definitely not as safe but it wouldn't be the first time I've seen people who have been climbing much longer using "outdated" techniques.

  • @trinker
    @trinker 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    You can not trust anyone that drinks Budweiser and belays like that!

  • @cymcintosh4417
    @cymcintosh4417 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    “There’s no way this is 5.5 it like 5.8...D!” 😂

  • @samdeshler
    @samdeshler 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    "This is like 5.8 ... d!" hahaha I've definitely made an excuse like that before!

  • @oash6041
    @oash6041 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    “That’s not how I did it” I say that in my brain but want to say it out loud but know I can’t

  • @gd303uk
    @gd303uk 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    loved the edit on the falling bit, :) lmao.
    we have all said some of these phrases.?!

  • @connoranderson3496
    @connoranderson3496 9 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Didn't know Joe Satriani was a rock climber.

    • @melrhymenoceros
      @melrhymenoceros 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Connor Anderson HAHAHHAAHAHHAA. That's amazing.

  • @djbarratt
    @djbarratt 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    "you know I think this might be easier if I were shorter" - I say that so much!

  • @mediumsooze
    @mediumsooze 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    Oh my gosh, that's hysterical. Clearly Mary & Attila have climbed with or near my circus in the past! Now that's funny!

  • @rellort4362
    @rellort4362 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    yooo
    hello 2012 video how you doin during our apocalypse

  • @casivatorblondi
    @casivatorblondi 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Take this route to sendtown, dude!"..... "Elvis leg!" hahahahahaha, genius.

  • @quinn3214
    @quinn3214 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Just move up!" lmao if only it were that easy

    • @kelliodwyer7988
      @kelliodwyer7988 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      When my friends and I don't know the beta for a route the other is climbing we'll, jokingly, sometimes say: 'just stay on the wall!' it's about as helpful.

  • @datguy4104
    @datguy4104 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The ending killed me

  • @sameldridge9527
    @sameldridge9527 9 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    dude learn to belay

  • @TOmaynardOL
    @TOmaynardOL 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "where the fuck am I!?"

  • @bombert6602
    @bombert6602 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I just caught how they shot it. Sometime around when he says this route is heady, you can see the other end of the rope swing into the frame for an instant. H'e not really belaying a person. He's belaying a rope. (Note he's taking rope--the other end should be attached to the climber's rig.)

  • @Sabine1776
    @Sabine1776 12 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Where the f*** am I?" hahahah
    He is quite hot, has anyone noticed this yet?

  • @shelby6275
    @shelby6275 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    slip slap slide makes me so nervous lol

  • @dancetnobigdeal
    @dancetnobigdeal 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    Best climbing video I've seen

  • @irishboy0909
    @irishboy0909 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    WHAT THE HELL SORT OF BELAYING IS THAT?!

    • @HEAVYMETALMAGICVIDS
      @HEAVYMETALMAGICVIDS 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +irishboy0909 Posted in 2012 dude. Belaying style has changed alot since then.

  • @Doctor_Yuri
    @Doctor_Yuri 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    His hand never leaves the break end, you guys are babies. It’s top rope

  • @Porkobosso
    @Porkobosso 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    "This would be a v2 at My gym!"

  • @DrakoDragonis
    @DrakoDragonis 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    Dude reminds me so much of 'Dr.Cox' from Scrubs, love it!

  • @kazhatfield1346
    @kazhatfield1346 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Where’s the sequel!?!?!?!

  • @danilopeterson3467
    @danilopeterson3467 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    Liked that fart at the end!

  • @samdf96
    @samdf96 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    Doesn't really matter as long as you know where the brake position is and that you can put it into that position at anytime.

  • @anewillss
    @anewillss 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    "this is not 5.5... more like 5.8....D" ahahaha

  • @YoungPutter
    @YoungPutter 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Bro I died at the Elvis leg

  • @TMabsolute
    @TMabsolute 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    watch me, watch me... WATCH WHIP

  • @loganmcclinton4492
    @loganmcclinton4492 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "What route is this?" Use all the time

  • @gordonneverdies
    @gordonneverdies 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    This is like 5.8...d:''-0

  • @friedrice2307
    @friedrice2307 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    im a new comer to the climbing community and i cant relate to this video. hilarious.

  • @davidstaron4302
    @davidstaron4302 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    "more like a 5.8...d" hahaha

  • @DrakoDragonis
    @DrakoDragonis 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Still funny all these years later >.=.

  • @bombert6602
    @bombert6602 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Yeah, I think the belaying is part of the joke. If you take a whip like that off a top rope, your belayer should have to have the words "Can't belay" tattooed on his (or her) forehead--especially if you tell him falling! I don't know how they shot that part unless dude really is bomber belayer and the climber trusted him completely.

  • @StevenSiew2
    @StevenSiew2 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    What do you do when you are belaying and a grisly bear comes after you?

  • @carsonvandegriffe3764
    @carsonvandegriffe3764 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Elvis leg killed me

  • @hellsangel2005
    @hellsangel2005 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    this is sooo funny. and true to life. it happens by accident sometimes

  • @TheTobyKing
    @TheTobyKing 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    wow that Belay technique... and People dont get it when i try to explain why an italian hitch is better than a tube...

  • @DigitalNomadPhysicians
    @DigitalNomadPhysicians 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    fucking hilarious dude! you killed it :)

  • @oceanceaser44
    @oceanceaser44 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    I would never let you belay me

  • @SmithofNick
    @SmithofNick 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    Bwahaha. This is so great. Thanks for posting!

  • @srithongkunmapvlogs
    @srithongkunmapvlogs 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    You forgot "Allez, allez!"

  • @sire_pixels9765
    @sire_pixels9765 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is life. This is my life.

  • @stephenr80
    @stephenr80 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thats why my m8s know they gotta shut tf when im climbing

  • @WhataHoax
    @WhataHoax 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    That's some raunchy belaying!

  • @tombuckett1574
    @tombuckett1574 ปีที่แล้ว

    Take, taaake, taketaketaketake!

  • @badnews9312
    @badnews9312 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    so many people just like this - too funny!

  • @Cheezsoup
    @Cheezsoup 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    Guy climbing never squeeled "tight rope".

  • @Jessejhiggins
    @Jessejhiggins 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    i love him

  • @blindfox1443
    @blindfox1443 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Over here like, wtf does belay mean

  • @evanmarsh2455
    @evanmarsh2455 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    Where is this filmed... looks familiar but I can't say for sure.

  • @Thethe0ryof
    @Thethe0ryof 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    This was too jokes !!

  • @chrisdvorak3247
    @chrisdvorak3247 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    I want to climb with this guy