"Nice" Guys & "Nice" Girls
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 30 ม.ค. 2025
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if this feels like dejavu it's because i basically made this video on my second channel years ago but the channel is yeeted and i wanted to re-do it
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Sometimes I'm like "I'm a horrible person" but then I see stuff like this and feel better about myself.
Right?
Same
I usually just do that to not get in a high horse
Me too honestly
It gives me hope for a relationship since i am about 70% more mentally stable
I like the feeling of "maybe I'm not literally Hitler after all"
“A nice guy will murder you. A nice girl will frame you for murder.”
- Descartes or something idk
was me ,am scholar 👌 - biggus fattus pengus tingus
I would have guessed Pascal.
The quote is “I shit, therefore I am”
@@ets9191 Nah the quote is "Ah shit, therefore i go again"
Gone girl style
"You will never find someone like me"
That's the plan yes.
"I see this as an absolute win"
Ah yes, the classic
"I hope so"
@@bangeldj oml that is gold.
I wonder if some of these are fictional, because they're just too perfect sometimes. I don't believe Shoe made them up, but maybe someone else did. It's a narcissistic trait that a person, such as a nice guy, has no idea how to handle reality, so he agrees to step into it on condition that it preserves his pristine self-image. In case it does not, he's out with a big random release of energy. "This is betraaayyyaaalll!!!"
“If you ever feel alone on Valentine’s Day, just remember you’re alone every other day too!”
Weirdly comforting and reassuring?
No this is just extra pain.
@ exactly 😂
@viernes_3c768 " just remember everybody else is alone too. and the ones that aren't - are just trying to atleast pretend to get along for this one day " .
She literally was offended, just because he wasn't willing to cheat on his girlfriend.
She would be mad if the guy cheated on her like what an hypocrite
Edit: thanks to the commenter below for correcting me and also thanks to @Price Tag for doing the same
@@02miguener99s " Hippo crite "
Guys don't only want sex. I don't understand how that is such a hard concept to understand
@@justsomegirlwithagodcomple3068 i realized my mistake
@@02miguener99s can i correct you too? Its a hypocrite not an hypocrite
"The American people are tired of WOMEN! .... and men too"
- Bernie Sandal
ANNOUNCING *FEMBOYS*
yes
The American people are just tired
@@pleaseinsertnamehere2560 why don't they just sleep
@@bean3318 we haven't gotten to brooklyn yet
"Wait, you haven't showered in two weeks? That's disgusting."
_"OH, SO YOU EXPECT ME TO BE PERFECT! TYPICAL MALE ENTITLEMENT!"_
Hey another intellectual
The man myth legend
upload please we need you
69th like. I make funny number happen.
"I'm not like other girls, I don't brush my teeth"
I used to think like that when I was a teenager. Now, I realized that being nice is something we should treat each other without expecting anything in return.
In fact, that’s the only way it’s actually nice.
@@robertgaudet7407 yeah
I like the “grow a pear,” because it implies that she should grow fruit.
Environmentally conscious nice guy
Finally a request that's actually doable and not toxic.
I’ve heard it’s very relaxing.
@@ynnelsremmus yes
Come visit my animal crossing island, I dare you
"You'll never find someone like me."
Everyone else: That's the goal.
That's just rude. also Kanye west said that and the guy adore's his wife. Also he can probably get laid with 65% of the single woman out there if not more.
@@zackofpersia5086 ???
@@zackofpersia5086 Aren’t he and his wife getting divorced?
@@zackofpersia5086 Wowee im so inspired, my life has been changed thanks for changing my life with this message! 😱🤯😩
@@SirBlackReeds “shallow shrews?”
bro the music and special lighting tone when the "nice guy/girl" switch turns off is hilarious lmfao
I was going to post something like this...I cracked up every time!
Being insecure about size is one thing, but must be a crazy person to be giving measurements in mix of imperial and metric. Never trust a person who does this
This seriously disturbed me.
@@nightlight0x07cc Can't believe I didn't catch that lol
Yeah thats the saddest thing
Never trust a woman that knows her cup size.
@@AttunedFlux every women knows their cup size tho.... ohhhhh don’t trust women i gotchu
This video should be called: Texts that would alarm most psychologists.
fbi: where were you when those 7 women went missing.
nice guy: uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...........can i be arrested for confessing to being the west side str@ngl3r.
@@SirBlackReeds what
Nice guy: *Simps*
Girl: "Taken, sorry"
Nice Guy: "Someone that isn't me is dating you?! What a simp!"
9:04 definitely had me laughing the hardest.
I was genuinely expecting the "I graduated top of my navy seal academy" copypasta
Most of these "nice guy" texts sound like they were written by Onision
@X_Pistol_Princess_ X I don't know who that is
@@DalePWhyte it probably autocorrected Urie to urine lmao, he's a music artist. Also I'm pretty sure he's married so idk what this dude means
funny, i was just thinking. "all of these seem like they were written by the same guy, but who", and then you reminded me
the biggest incel
Don't you dare even mention that creatures name
Fun fact: most nice people don’t have to announce that they’re a nice person
A nice guy can't say he is a nice guy. That's impossible lol
@@o_o6186 ok nice guy
I am one, & I command u to consider me as such...
@@justanegg8478 iM a NiCe gUy nOw mArRy Me
@Ryan Kiah yeah definitely what I said
The most painful ones are when they have a chance with the person and they screw it up
This channel should change it's name to Head in Mouth
@@elgatofelix8917 what are you talking about?
Like skippy?
On the bright side, the person who was giving them a chance definitely dodged a bullet!
Hormones are a hell of a drug
The music for the unhinged rants is just perfect!! Had me laughing every time...
Hearing both sexes mentioned here makes me glad that this isn't some sort of male-only behavior. As a man, just hearing one part of the story so many times has given me quite a hangup over my identity. Now I know that it's just a don't-be-an-asshole thing, and I can focus on that without feeling like I would inevitably succumb to it.
EDIT: This is perhaps the cringiest comment I've ever written. Please disregard any and all opinions within it.
10 out of 10
yea, in general, whenever a statement starts with "this group of people are all like x!" it's just horse shit. people are people. every single one of us is capable of amazing good and terrifying evil. everyone's got their potential to be an asshole- and some people are just absolute assholes. gender, sex, race, religion, nation, culture.... none of those are deciding factors. some people are just shit and those shit people are spread pretty widely.
Yeah it sucks
@@vinnie666 *Thank you*
Yeah, it can happen to women too....when they go ridiculously out of their league.
Fun fact: You can stack any amount of lasagna and it will still be just one lasagna
God? Is that you?
Yes 🙂👌🏾
Why is this the top comment?
I am in denial
This is incorrect
"Go to therapy. Go directly to therapy. Do not pass Go. Do not collect $200."
lmao sad thing is they'd roll doubles and get out quick
He'll need it to pay for therapy.
They sound narcissistic
Monopoly reference right??
Lol
I got so excited when the bunny appeared at the end, good pick me up after such a depressing video
Seems like the “nice” girls go for guys in a relationship, and the “nice” guys go for anything that moves. Sounds like unrealised potential to me.
@Alvin Widov Åstrand When you have more options, you'll be more picky. There's a reason French people are more particular about food than Ethiopians.
@@jamesjohnston1297 great analogy
@@jamesjohnston1297 because they’re pricks
@Alvin Widov Åstrand If you're a woman, more men will pursue or accept you compared to women who pursue men.
@@jamesjohnston1297 yep
i cant believe you didnt touch on the fact that both of these types of people exist, but completely refuse to date eachother. thats the real mindfuck of the whole situation.
Yeah I’m not sure thats a good idea regardless, somebodies gonna end up dead.
I wonder what would happen if these types of guys and girls interacted
I think they're just the B side of codependent relationships. And those are always a nightmare A+B pair. There's a crazy abusive A looking for these maniacs, and they just scoop em right up.
I think those might be the on-again off-again couples.
A lot of these are people on dating apps or 'underage' people falling hard over the first person that gives them attention. Hopefully they learn maturity or they'll end up mega virigins in their late 20s early 30s like the navy seal binladen borderline copypasta dude.
"I commanded the troops that raided bin laden"
Dude, she's not interested in your video game exploits.
Even if that were true, he'd have more pressing issue of that being a covert op (that being the identities of individuals invloved are secret and redacted)
*edit* I wrote "convort" op. What that fuck is convort?
@@Persholm1 yeah crazy, crazy In bed 🥷🏿🥷🏿😇🛖😇🛖🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆😈😈🤬🔥🥜👅🏀🍆
@@Persholm1 Exactly.
Believe this or not, but my father was, for a time, involved in chasing that terrorist organization down. He told me a thing or two about the cover up and all. Not too much, of course, but family does usually get some amount of security clearance, especially years after the operation itself is usually pretty safe.
If you go around telling people "I chased down bin laden wheee"... you probably get targeted.
@@TheSorrowfulAngel which is why we can assume they were lying, because everyone who ACTUALLY chased down Big L knows not to blab about it to randos on the internet for poon points.
@@Nerobyrne That's my point, well said sir/madam
Shoe's little giggle is the most adorable thing ever.
NOW DATE ME, THOT!
😂😂😂😂😂
@@Zunkuss bro it was a joke
@@Zunkussthe word cringe is cringe
@@ZoleroidHey, man. You're being a cringe ah ah nae nae boy right now.
lol
Honestly, the "I was denied sex" girl was the worst. You are not entitled to sex, you're entitled to a jail cell.
Joe Biden promised everyone $2000 and sex. So yeah, I think we’re entitled to it 🤡
@@TKUA11 I guess Americans are entitled to have sex with Joe biden, also keep that political stuff out of here
We should be entitled to oxygen shelter food and water
@@captainahab5522 if they earn it
@@davidbengtsson4964 so you are saying that people should starve, asphyxiate and die of exposure and dehydration if they haven’t earned it
I have social anxiety, so the worst fear for me would be to be considered a creep by someone. I can't for the life of me even begin to understand how these people have such a lack of awareness.
@D S ayo what dawg
@D S take June's advice bro. 7:31
Seek help.
@D S naw. good guess though :p
Anyways 22:52 brother. I wish you the best.
This comment chain is absolutely hilarious
@D S I said that in the context of the video. I was comparing my viewpoint with someone who would go from 1 to a 100 on the dating scene. And no one is really dictating anything to me, It's more or less my problems. I get what you're saying, I'm not disagreeing, just wanted to explain what I meant. I typed out a comment on a touchy subject, if the chain continues, everybody chill, papa love
When people say “you’ll never find someone like me” you just respond with “thats a good thing though.”
Thank you for this wise knowledge
Another worthy response: "Isn't that the whole point?"
It is generally a good thing if the other person says something like that about you though. Narcissism is not an endearing quality, only a narcissist would say a thing like that.
"I hope beyond hope to be so lucky"
My response was, “gosh, I hope not”
This was like a car wreck. So hard to watch but I just couldn’t look away
"What, you egg!" [stabs him]
Clearly the man is a Shakespearian scholar.
Exactly what I was thinking lmao, that's easily my favorite Shakespeare bit of writing
Lol, this shit cracked me up when we did Shakespeare in school
Right up there with "He has kill'd me, mother." Something I will be sure to say when I am dead.
The Sixth Doctor what's it like not being the most divisive time lord incarnation?
Asking for a friend
Egg is a 1920s slang insult
People are weird
"How did you know he was the one?"
"Well, he called me the n word, and it was love at first sight"
I am also liam
@@liamceh8697 uwu
Love at first slight.
I ain't gay
@@liamceh8697 it's not gay to provide a brojob
I have no idea how someone can say "I'm not one of those guys who will comment something obscene" and "I want to perform cunnilingus on you" back-to-back.
Makes me think of the song « hotress » except those lyrics would make you more likely to get laid
Well ok but you don’t need to assume that cunnilingus is “obscene,” it’s probably not nearly as bad as you’re imagining!!
@Mike Chan sure. Because nothing spells REAL GOOD personality like insulting someone for not leaving their girlfriend for you.
@Mike Chan no, they aren't. "nice girls" aren't going to rape you but they are aggressive, entitled and not relationship material.
@Mike Chan what?
There is nothing more dangerous than a person who lacks self-awareness.
i once heard a phrase that was something of the lines of:
"a bad person is better thatn an idiot, put a bad person in a room full of idiots, and you have a room full of bad persons, put an idiot in a room full of bad person, you won't get a room full of idiots
if you kill a bad person, he will know that you are killing because he is a bad person. But if you kill an idiot he will get offended and ask you, why are you killing me".
i personally have some minor problems with those statemnts, but i think that ignorant people are dangerous because they don't realizes when they are doing some big injustice.
@Awawawa CM like, yeah, it is.
and never think of that part..................
Self-centered Narcissism Syndrome (ScNS)
Treatment: RUN!!
And as someone who is indeed self aware the opposite is also a curse
@@khomozhea5216 .
I didn't think the nice guys' insanity could be topped, but the girls went straight to Level 9 Psycho Murderer... shit's TERRIFYING
"Women aren't supposed to be selective"
The entire field of evolutionary psychology would like a word with you
*tfw when you don't realize that females have always had complete control over the sex market*
@@whatamidoingwithmylife4108 In practically every species no less.
@@Just_a_turtle_chad shut up
Both men and women have every right to be selective of who they date if they weren't then if some abusive person wanted to date you by the person that made that statements logic you would have to accept it
@@whatamidoingwithmylife4108 Uhm... thousands of years of fathers deciding who their daughter marries would disagree with you...
"I like to use non offensive words to offend people"
Instantly calls her the n word
Lmao I noticed that too
Yeah I blindly thought that was a cute thing to do until I remembered what video I was watching and it went there
He went from zero to a thousand real quick
If I have a boyfriend and he responds to getting a nude with “sry I have a girl” I’m down for marriage.
My standards are low but fair
As a bisexual, a second acceptable response would be, "Only if my girl can join"
@@sluttyMapleSyrup as someone who is bi and dating a pan woman this is true
@@sluttyMapleSyrup if I had a bi girlfriend and she asks me to join her in a threesome with another girl, I’m breaking up with her.
@@ibraheemesam3145 Couldn't you just tell her you're not comfortable with it and discuss it first ?
It's like your girl says one day : "Hey babe, do you think you'd be open for something with me and another girl ?" and you answer "I'm breaking up with you."
Weirdly extreme.
@@PHNeutre49 is it? Put it this way, since she’s bi, what if she asks you if you’re open about it with another guy. Cheating with your same sex is still cheating. And yeah, I would break up with her immediately, the fact that she considers polyamory is enough for me to be honest, it means we’re incompatible and it’s gonna make me insecure, sure you could say it’s my problem, but I would have sacrificed a lot to be with her and be vulnerable, so hearing that she’d consider hurting me like that? Yeah I wouldn’t be willing to take that risk for the future. Plenty of better looking guys that me that’d be willing to experiment with you and all, just leave me be, I don’t see why I’d be the one in the wrong here.
i love these people. Especially with that epic music. It must be so funny just responding normally to them and being nice while they escalate over nothin
I’m just vibing to the “what do you do with a drunken sailor” in the background
way hay and up she rises, way hay and up she rises, way hay and up she rises early in the mornign
@@arnoclaesen8105 It's used in spongebob as well
Fr tho
Shanties before panties lads!!!
@@arnoclaesen8105 you’re welcome Arno!
Wow, I thought I was a bit weird and socially awkward but watching this made me feel like the most normal person in the world.
Hey I'm weird and socially awkward too. 👋😅
@@TheLadyDelirium Hi Weird and socially awkward! I'm dad.
Theres always a bigger fish
Bro same, and I'm only 2 minutes into the video
Same
Nice guy: *has minor inconvenience*
The nice guy: “and I took that personally”
I’m very late, but the Inception booms in this made me laugh really hard. New fan, big ups
I met my wife online. I asked her about what she played in Diablo 3. Then I was interrogated on what my opinion of the Alien franchise was. We have been together for 7 years
@OCTAVIO FRANCHINOWhat a cute love story
nice what does she play in diablo 3 and what do you play in diablo 3
aww
@OCTAVIO FRANCHINO My girlfriend doesn't like all the stuff I like just as I don't like all the stuff she likes. And I think that's healthy, we are not the same person and never will... We can learn from each other, but it isn't necessary to share everything. Sometimes is nice to be alone in your own world; call it games, comics or books. Appreciate your individuality.
Your gf sounds like a great person, trying to keep up with what you like just because you care about it :)
@Rose EwWw MiNcERaFt iS FOr kIds
Jokes aside, how do you do, fellow Minecraftian?
"i like to use non offensive words to offend people, haha im so quirky"
Literally 30 seconds later
Ni-
69th like
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*Nice guy:* What you egg? He calls her the n-word
maybe he is a knight of Ni
"post nut clarity" is real. If you're struggling then nut and retry.
Help, my life is still in shambles.
DO -NUT- NOT do this at school or at work. It’s just weird
@@reedy_9619 thanks for the heads up
@@yourmavirgin7492 for the HEADs up ha ha im def funny
@@mrmcthiccc5053 so no head?
'Sound of cell phone cracking and skateboard snapping'
I was called a nice guy by my ex's friend once and didn't understand why she said it with disdain.
they both attempted to explain to me what a "nice guy was" but it just sounded like "a nice guy is a guy who is nice and also wants to get laid" and I was like... "so... who isn't nice and doesn't want to get laid?"
it was only later (after breaking up with my ex) that I found out that "nice guys" are *ONLY* nice because they expect to get laid for it.
it's unfortunate that a positive trait is used to describe creeps
edit: I had no idea there was such a thing as a "nice girl".
I also guess there really is a disparity between how I view men and women. I see "nice guys" as creeps and "nice girls" as crazy. I also don't bat an eye when a woman turns down a nice guy, but am impressed a man turns down a nice girl. I guess it's because I'm a lonely man and can hardly imagine that a nice girl could just be in it for the date/sex/meal/attention?
"Nice" guys and "Nice" girls should just date each other. If they're so nice, they'll complete each other.
That would be amazing
That would take this fun lines away lol
Lol nice girls and nice guys hate each other
To quote bill burr "Assholes look for terrific human beings, cause other assholes won't put up with them."
Both repel each other and want someone out of their league.
What makes this all so much worse is that if Nice Guys/Girls got their way, they'd be abusive and they wouldn't even think they're being bad at all or anything. Like, they would justify their shitty behaviour to the ends of the earth.
Like that dude from that anime "Ore wo Suki"
@@Zakariyasen Never seen it so I can't say, but yeah probably, I'm guessing
I think nice guy/nice girl syndrome comes from insecurity and narcissism and a sense of entitlement. These people should really see a therapist
Absolutely, and also gaslight intensely about it. I've been on the receiving end and its awful.
I feel like she’s just reading her own DM’s
what
@Eric Lee I mean she is bi...
I'm surprised no one got what this comment means
@@TimothyGod I'm not surprised... people are stupid dude.
@@Persholm1 found the cynic!
The music turning dark and dangerous was on point 😂😂
We should simply change the term for "Nice guys" and "Nice girls" to "Aspiring serial killers".
"Why don't [insert gender] date Aspiring Serial Killers like me?"
Holy shit it works.
So that would make you a hog?
Or Edgelords/Edgeladies.
@Ungabunga.44 going from compliments to name calling and threats isn’t suffering, that’s stabbing yourself in the leg and telling the ambulance driver it’s their fault
As a proud aspiring serial killer I do not want to be grouped together with "nice guys" and "nice girls".
Shoe: _"I'm_ _gonna_ _put_ _up_ _a_ _fun_ _video..."_
Viewers: *TRAUMATIZED*
🤣
This channel in a nutshell lmao
This video is cursed..
this gonna get 1000s of upvotes
Pretty much
These aren’t “nice guys” these are deranged individuals
That's what a "Nice guy" is
We should stop calling them nice guys. They’re just manipulative assholes, period.
They generally are the ones to call themselves nice.
Yes sure being against the sexual revolution is “deranged” 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡
@@dajjukunrama5695 did you even watch the video? They quite literally told the girls to go kill themselves and called them n-words take your 🤡 faces and fuck off
I dont know how I got 20 min into the video and only now did I realize that a sea shanty was playing as background music, like how do I not notice a goddamn sea shanty?
"Oh man it's valentines day? I forgot to get a gift...and a girlfriend."-Fry
Futurama fry?
Hey my pal Al, I'm your pal kindred
We love futurama< 3
So no one's even going to bring up "grow a pear"? Every time someone told this guy he had no balls he thought they were telling him to plant a pear tree
Pee is stored in the leaves
@@Daltem we should leaf that nice guy alone
Then, the guy takes the advice and starts a pear orchard. He lives happily ever after. The end.
Regular person’s logic: “it’s Valentine’s Day, so let’s go on a romantic date”
ShoeonHead’s logic: “remind single people how much of a toxic cesspool single dating life is” 😂😂😂😂
Laughing about Nicebeards and Neck-Guys is
Good and all, but for those who want some fascinating Dissection of the real Psychology, i warmly recommend the channel ‚The Take’ as they make Videos about Real-Life-Tropes and Terms and much more.
yes
Dude your hair is always on point. Random compliment o' the day.
"You'll never find another girl like me!" That's the plan
The only woman that ever said that to me was also the worst relationship partner of my life
A girl didn't accept a drink offer I made. So I drove my truck into the bar.
Clearly, they just can't see how nice I am.
EXACTLY HOW THEY SOUND 😂😂😂😂😂
Now you are just starting to describe scenes from Final Destination?
Ouch. XD
I once nodded politely at a stranger and they didn't notice and/or nod in return, so I used karate to break their neck. Why isn't everyone as kind and understanding as perfect, rational me?
‘Can’t they see how nice my truck is?’
My little anecdote about being a “nice guy”: in high school I had a crush on a friend. She rejected me, and I got upset that she wouldn’t be with a Nice Guy(TM) like me. Not so upset that I did anything nearly as creepy as these dudes, but I was enough of a self-aggrandizing jackass that it ended our friendship. I regretted it immediately, and dwelled on it for years before finally reaching out and trying to make amends. We became good friends. Dated for a while. It didn’t work out because of distance. We’re still really good friends. Nice guys of the world... you can be better.
Oh god that's so sweet I love it
It's cool you grew as a person and realized the friendship was more important. Cute, in fact >.>
That's kind of nice actually. I like to pretend that all people are capable of a little self reflection and improvement.
Turns out when you're not a "nice guy" but actually a nice guy, people tend to be more attracted to you. Who'd have thunk it, right?
Saaaame - I was like this during most of middle school (not nearly as creepy I don’t think, but middle school and high school were definitely NOT my best moments) and I’m so glad I’ve grown out of it at this point. I can’t image being like this now.
As a guy, these "nice guys" are downright creepy. This literally sent chills up my spine, simply disgusting.
It seems you haven't met a real bad woman before. I met one that persuaded another man to fight me much to my shock.
"You'll never find someone like me" is a blessing not a curse coming from this kind of person.
The people these “nice guys” and “nice girls” are talking to are the actual nice people
Lol
Wtf?
@@alikarar322 wdym? Are they wrong?
The irony is beyond palpable
Part of me wants to see what happens when two “nices” clash when one isn’t interested in the other.
“If your worried about being alone on valentines just remember your alone every other day of the year.”
Actually i feel better now.
I mean who needs other humans tbh, I mean this video shows some really suck lmfao xD
@@dustindeathstalker1320 Dont be a doomer tho bro not worth it
I have a beautiful rat living in my walls. I am never alone❤️
@@davidward9550 O h n o
I am two years late to this and this is gold!? we need sequel
How come I, eternally single like I am, still understand more about relationships than these people?
@X_Pistol_Princess_ X I'm not smart and even I understand
@X_Pistol_Princess_ X I'm stupid and i understand.
because you're sensible.
Depends on how many people were talking about their relationships with you, Ian.
because you have self awareness
Alone in Valentine’s Day? More like not wasting money on Valentine’s Day. Woot!
Yeah! Haha.... hah... :(
Lol
aye just wanna say if y'all like this type of fire content, I will defo like the stuff I be dropping too🙏💯 the channel growing so if u wanna take a look at it I'd highly appreciate that and thanks
Ha true
Laughs externally but cries inside
“Hair is just dead hair follicles. Why do woman care about the dead follicles on my head and not the dead follicles on my butt???”
I care about both equally 😌
Braid butthair to gain attention.
Deep philosophical questions right there
@@unicornburgers302 Preach, sister!
I like hair everywhere-
I wish we could do something about this epidemic of friends/cousins/little brothers who just pick up people's phones and text outlandish, horrible things to girls.
"Don't be a NiceGuy, aim to be a Great Guy"
But im short
Confidence and Good Character trumps Hight anyday.
I know plenty of guys under 5'5 who date Tall girls.
Kaegan Thornhill i was playing with the word great ( yeah i should stop shitty puns but i cant help it )
Otherwise totally agree
Thought being under 5’10 makes it tougher to find a girl shorter than yourself
@@reedy_9619 No worries and most girls are under 5'8.
@@KaeganThornhillTheCyberRaven girls in my neighborhood likes shorter man :(
Side note: you should create merch sometime that says "I'm not like other girls, I cOnSuMe NuTrIeNtS!
NuTrIeNtS!
NuTrIeNtS!
the other girls photosynthesize obviously
Also "tHe OrGaNs I nEeD tHe OrGaNs"
Craving those nutrients
"IF YOURE UPSET ABOUT BEING ALONE ON VALENTINES DAY JUST REMEMBER YOURE ALONE EVERY OTHER DAY OF THE YEAR TOO" damn my feelings man
Just watched this. This video is one of the funniest/saddest videos I've EVER seen on this platform or any other. The battle of the sexes is turning into a bloodbath and this girl is the only person I've seen address it. I'm a fan 4 life now and i think whoever just won the last journalism award, yeah forget them, and give it to ShoeOnHead 👏👏👏👏 simply brilliant. I know I sound ridiculous, but "YOU GO GIRL!!!" 😅🎉
Yes 🙌
"Ok guys, I'm asking out this black girl and if she says no I'm calling her the n-word"
-some guy
What a gamer
😂😂😂
Gamers truely are the most oppressed /s
@@Crick1952 Wrong, left handed people are clearly the most oppressed minority
This is what confused me the most about these...they're apparently attracted enough to these people to ask them out but also actually have some deep-seated racism??, do they even know if they actually like that person for you know, who they are as a person..? Wtf lol
Tbh glad that most of the guys/girls accidentally revealed their personalities before they went out on a date. The girls and boys won’t have to waste time on someone like that.
@D S oops I missed it in the first half but included it in the second one. I’ll edit that.
Yeah, it’s honestly a good thing!
Lmao I wish. Sometimes it doesn’t happen until you start dating them.
To quote a famous Professor: "I don't want to live on this planet anymore."
He is a wise man
And the chair turns into a rocket
It's a great song tho
I want to go with him.
Agreed. Let's move to some empty rock and kickstart some mechanical evolution by complete accident!
From nice guy to toxicity within a text.
I love how the girl who never showers basically described all the things she could do to get a partner but just automatically decided all of those things were bad. Like if mental gymnastics was a sport, she'd take home the gold.
seen & experienced worse,
It's silver no doubt, tho.
That's most nice guys/nice girls in a nutshell. They refuse to recognize that they're the problem and just blame the rest of society.
@@SeekerLancer it can't be their fault clearly other people I have never met are too blame
If only mental gymnastics burned calories and toned muscle she might get in shape.
If she never showers, she wouldn't ever been admitted to the gymnasium in the first place. Checkmate.
“Nice guys and girls” are literally some of the meanest people out there
More deranged too
And I tell myself "Zangief, you are Nice Guy, but this does not mean that you are nice guy!"
It’s actually really fucking ironic lol
Accurate. When people tell my husband "Your wife is so nice" he usually replies with "She can also be a bitch from hell."
"I'm not afraid of your body or your blood." Me: Yep, that's a serial killer. Definitely wants to dissect you in his shed with a rusty machete.
THE FUCK
Definitely sounds like serial killer, but if they took pride in their work they'd clean the machete after its been used. It's a rookie mistake and unsanitary.
That's... eerily specific.
@@AlchemixIncTM Indeed.
No, no, you spelt it wrong. You didn't capitalize the _"Your"_ and _"Blood"._
I feel a little better knowing im not the only one lonely. Valentines is my most hated holiday. Social media has glorified the day so much that you cant help but feel like a outcast. Id love to find someone someday but maybe im not ready for someone.
“You’ll never find someone like me”
Fuck I hope so.
What, you want a physically attractive woman, who's funny, who thinks the same as you politically (guessing here), and who has a higher probability of being ok to involve another woman in sex? You're crazy bro
@@Persholm1 yeah who actually cares about going into a loving meaningful relationship, the world of love is not complicated at all, Man+Woman=life
@Trey Yert Thanks
@@LucyWest370 What about man+man? Or woman+woman?
@@sonofagun5305 My definition of a good woman is not this. This was a joke... mostly. She is beautiful and she holds the same political stances as me, other than that I'm not interested.
I have literally never had a girlfriend or boyfriend and even I know you don't go psycho till at least one year into the relationship.
Youngsters! Back in the days people should had get married before revealing how nuts they are!
@@heyhoe168 my theory is that we all only think of this Boomer-"I hate my wife/husbad"-humor as being cringe because none of us have been married for 40 years yet
Or wait till marriage XD
@@songbird7450 I mean back then they'd just marry anyone, I think that's what leads to problems.
God, me and my gf used to call each other by our surnames, now it's only "you fucking asshole", never been happier
I like the irony in dudes calling a woman a wh*re when she won’t sleep with him.
And the girls saying "all guys are animals" when a guy says no to sex.
@@scienceface8884 yes, that too.
Lol like seriously it’s so stupid
“If you don’t want to be a wh*re then just sleep with every desperate and creepy guy that contacts you”
I know right!
This channel is like a comedy show sometimes. This is hilarious 🤣
There's also the 'Sad Guy' Complex. Where he will constantly remind the girl that he is sad because he can't get into a relationship or keep one.
I've delt with guys like that. Such a turn off to be negative like that all the time. Especially when they do the sad guy routine after rejection because you're either married, dating someone, or just not in the mood to be a relationship at the time. But then they come back with the "but if you were single and didn't have your husband, would you date me?" silliness. Have to remind them that I'm not going to comment on stuff like that because I am married and don't have eyes for anyone else...
@@rebawolf That just sounds like he want’s to know if he kills your husband, you could be together.
@@AngryBoozer maybe, but I didn't give him any information about my husband. And I definitely wouldn't be with someone who straight up murdered my husband because he was lusting and wouldn't take no for an answer. 😒
also suicide threats
Honestly, those people probably really do have issues
Shoe, we need a bunny cam for Ollie. Look at him, he is so fluffy and soft.
Ollie needs Instagram. I follow 50 rabbits on Instagram, but Ollie isn't one. :(
She probably stepped on him tbh or he is just sleeping
Money making idea.
Yo this idea is fire 🔥
Oh shit.....the dramatic turn music had me cracking up every time , that was genius lol especially when paired with sudden psychotic break texts.
Laughing about Nicebeards and Neck-Guys is
Good and all,
but for those who want some fascinating Dissection of
the real Psychology, i warmly recommend the channel ‚The Take’ as they make Videos about Real-Life-Tropes and Terms and much more.
It's that musical stab kills me
I love the music buildup hahaha it's so perfect.
“I was a part of the navy seals”
Well that escalated quickly.
And also “press x to doubt”
@@KyunChan93 True. If a person was in the Navy Seals, they'd learn discipline and respect. :/
Fr he should've opened with that
I think what they meant is they played with a seal once and all water's the same, so basically they were in the navy - this a navy seal. Hell, I bet it makes less sense than that...
I have to be honest, I have never seen a "nice guy" use the Navy Seal Copypasta before.
"If you're upset that you're alone on Valentine's day, just remember that you're alone every other day of the year too."
Me: Well I've had enough being alive for one day.
Oh my, would you look at the time!
It's time to lifen't! :D
🤗❤️
"she didnt even reject him yet", i felt that.
Why are you verified?
@@PuppeteerGaming he's famous, but that much
The "yet" is what drove that nail in.
Homie left a 17 MINUTE VOICE MEMO.
Jesus. Having seen the messages sent by the "nice guys" in this video, I feel way better about myself.
10 out of 10 😂
@@joress 🤣🤣🤣
mission accomplished!
yeah of course, you are really nice
My very tall sister once told me she could never date a man shorter than herself. However, she did end up marrying one.
I mean he might be packin tho
Dating is diferent from marrying
@Balony Dagger Found the nice guy.
@Balony Dagger Yeah that's right, inject that fucking black pill right into my goddamn veins. That's the shit.
You can never be rejected if you never ask anyone out!
@Smorg cmon u just gotta get out there y’all will eventually get one :)
@@YaBoi-uy4nh better to have self esteem then lose it
5Head
@@YaBoi-uy4nh He'll eventually get a rejection, you mean? ;-)
Holy damn!, that bunny at the end is so fluffy. love it.