FUNNIEST ATC CONVERSATIONS
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- Today were looking at the funniest and best air traffic control conversations. These funny atc recordings were recorded on liveatc. so these are some funny atc clips I could find. So sit back, relax and enjoy the video
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The ATC guy with Air China 981 was about to lose his shit 😂
Ikr🤣
You can't understand with his talking, air china probably don't have good understanding of English
oh my god I know, it was so bad I legit thought it was an American pilot pranking the tower
@@ipant1056 yea
@@ipant1056 But the ATC was speaking so clearly, there should be a minimum to the english knowledge you must have before flying. The air china pilot couldn't even formulate a sentence properly...
Legend has it Air China 981 is still trying to clear to the ramp
Lol..
XD
Lmao
2 months later.....
Novembeh
“ILL TRY IT AGAIN, ITS A QUESTION! HAVE THEY CLEARED YOU INTO THE GATE?”
“ok we’ll hold here.”
“OK BUT HOW ABOUT THE QUESTION?!?!”
tower was done with his shit, and cleared him into the ramp xD
@@dr.joint4204 He was like”Yea should of pick a different job.”lol
How is it even possible that (pilots) get their license without speaking a word English
@@Punky-Boy maybe because ATC was not speaking ICAO’s AVIATION ENGLISH?
@@Zosterias maybe because he asked multiple times a simple question and simple instructions
ATC just sounds like a big discord call
😂😂 facts tho
Who do you think made discord if not an ATC guy xD
Most of the time it's not. But every now and then they'll ask or say something informal and it'll throw you off hahah.
Basically fsx steam edition
@@godsped7953 All that's missing is the hot air balloon going space shuttle status. :P
love the reaction when that guy transmitted the passenger announcement to the other aircraft
lol I agree with u lol
You can practically hear the cringe and awkward embarrassment in his voice! XD I suspect the other pilots would have constantly teased him if he did that again!
Is he gonna be in trouble because of that?
I mean is there any repercussions for doing that mistake?
Nah he's fine 👌 just some embarrassment haha
"First time " me cringes
Legends say Kennedy Tower is still fighting with Air China
Hate to break it to you, but someone already typed a comment like this, and he got all the likes, soooo....
@@viswajitbala7924 let him be. maybe he didn't know. just let him.
Nope, Kennedy Steve has retired...
Then again, he’s probably still fighting with him despite retirement lol!
It's Kennedy Ground lol. And it's got nothing to do with Kennedy Steve. Kennedy Ground is referring to ground control at John F Kennedy. The airport, which they refer to as Kennedy. Nothing to do with the name of the controller, regardless of the airport.
@@chesterwang3070 Kennedy Steve is a retired JFK controller known for his sense of humor, the "Kennedy" part in his name just refers to JFK
"Have you been cleared into the ramp?"
"OK cleared to the ramp"
"NO THAT WAS A QUESTION!"
I feel for foreign pilots man it must be stressful translating your entire job
Well they're suppose to be able to understand the English language to be a pilot...
When you learn a language effectively you don't need to translate, you think directly in that language.
Negative , all non native speakers aspiring to be a pilot need to take a fluency test in English
Many Air China Pilots speak fluent English .there's all them one or two oddballs that (god knows how) have somehow passed the test
@saxasoon... ur so correct... that simple miscom...if not caught by either side, could spell an avoidable disaster with possible loss of precious lives!
@Noor Balouch you see it's not learning the english language, most of them could speak it... it's the accent that can be crucial at times for proper understanding/communication.
"Hey man, do that Chinese accent with the ATC guy in the tower. I hate this guy and wanna make his blood boil."
😂😂this is how I imagined it going down
I bet Air China 981 knew exactly what they were doing.
I think you need to have pretty good English to be a pilot so maybe the Air China pilot most likely making fun of AIR controller
@@charlesuzozie5747 I can see the pilot and co-pilot being the guys from the South Park dodgeball episode, tbh. Lol.
That's one way to be banned from flying within the US. One thing you dont joke about are relaying that you understand vital instructions that, if not followed correctly, could kill hundreds if not thousands of people. The very fact that they arent allowed to even fly if anything so much as bumps the plane tells you how serious they take those kind of precautions and how serious an infraction it is to confuse or troll the ATC like this.
@@ryanthompson3737 damage to the airframe is a whole different story than fucking with atc and not taxing.
@@kg.turner1301 No, they are very much related. Know what causes damage to the airframe? Fucking with ATC and having another vehicle smash into the plane because you couldnt follow simple instructions. There's a reason why planes are one of the safest forms of travel, and it's because laws and policies are strict and held to higher standard.
Beautiful.
Lovely.
Fantastic.
Love it!
Beautiful.
Whoop!
His face 😳
We’ve all been there at some point
Hahaha I'm glad someone else thought that was the best one. Whenever I do it, I always reply back with "Sounded good though!"
What r yall talking about-
My god air china 981
Lol yes always fun to listen to radio calls like that😂
Damn idk how he passed his english exams for ATPL
@@youngtedbundy2153 he should retake it lol
As a Chinese man i feel bad for his English
THAT WAS NOT A QUESTION
Once broadcasted my before take-off checks at a very chill controlled aerodrome, after i finished another aircraft responded “you forgot transpnder set to alt” never before have i sunk so far back into my seat than that moment in my life
awwww :>
On the upside, you made a friend 🙂
I died at the "Aspiring to be heavy" one lol. Wish the pilot for the Speedbird had a funny response like.. "Are you calling us fat??"
I love how none of the other aircraft were angry when the guy transmitted his announcement over the radio. They all just gassed him up and said it was a beautiful speech. I’m sure they’ve all done it before too 😂 poking fun at him in a harmless manner
At a place as busy as JFK, too. They probably knew it was going to be at least written up in a report somewhere, so no need to make it any worse for the poor guy.
@@rickyjanzen6684 really ? Is it considered a professional malpractise ?
@@nolanr1400 I'm not a pilot, but after watching a ton of ATC videos, I believe it's something like that. Cluttering ATC comms with irrelevant chatter and blocking potentially important comm traffic can be a big deal. I highly doubt any real negative action would result, but I'm pretty sure it would be noted in the controller's report. I expect the pilot might get a verbal, "be careful what channel your on" warning, possibly a written one since JFK is so busy. If he continues to key the wrong mic in the future, it would be a trail of evidence for negligence or unprofessionalism. But it was obviously a mistake (probably one every pilot has bad dreams of), so if it's his first time, he probably suffered little more than a really red face.
Trust me, there have been other lip slips that were not as innocent.
If I were one of the other pilots I'd totally have responded "roger, remaining in the pilot seat, seatbelt on"
I would have gotten so frustrated with Air China. They didn't seem to understand that the ATC was asking them a question. Sounds like the controller I call "Mr. Grouch", but in any case it would have been frustrating for anyone. A simple yes or no was all he was looking for.
Yeah, besides, it's always busy at JFK
I kinda almost hoped that they wew NOT cleared to enter the ramp and see what happened. Altho that would cause serious traffic snarl if they were not cleared and meet another airplane heading out that WAS cleared. Betcha the ground controller half hoped the same thing too. Hmm, that ground controller sounds familiar, isn't that the famous one who starts using the "Earth" call sign if the pilot he's calling does not respond to repeated inquiry?
@@TheGhostGuitars That was the now retired Kennedy Steve. When he was not receiving an answer to his transmission he would say "Earth to ..." (put plane here). He is missed. Hilarious controller but still got his job done.
@@Cissy2cute The controller with Air China 981 was not Kennedy Steve, although Kennedy Steve is the guy famous for "Earth to..." This controller has been on several ATC videos before, and always seems to be grumpy and impatient.
@@arenlykos2421 I'm sorry, I realize my post above was ambiguous. I meant that Kennedy Steve used the "Earth to ....". I listen occasionally to LiveATC and the one you mention is the one I call "Mister Grouch". I don't think I ever heard him crack a joke. He sounds like he hates his job. Even so, kudos to him for doing it well. He just lacks humor.
Some say china still hasn't answered the question. 🤣🤣
Roger, cleared to the ramp
That interaction with Air China, the lack of understanding from the pilot, that's how accidents happen. ATC is asking a question about clearance to taxi and the pilot takes it as permission to continue and could end up crossing a hot runway. You can hear the emphasis when the controller tells him to Hold his position.
@@redtussock or maybe, and hear me out, maybe it's a FUCKING REQUIREMENT to become a international pilot you have to be proficient in English and it doesn't matter what your country of origin is? Maybe?
@@oryan4395 Is it, though? As far as I know, the ICAO has six official languages, Arabic, Chinese, French, Russian, Spanish, and of course English.
@@adrien5834 ICAO and the FAA require a level 4 understanding and proficiency in reading, writing, and speaking English in order to fly under their organization. A quick Google would have answered your question.
@@oryan4395 Why would I bother, when I can draw upon your expertise? Thanks, by the way.
@@adrien5834 hahahaha you're welcome
Aww that was cute, the smaller plane saying he wants to be a heavy when he grows up :)
If you shoot for the stars and hit the moon, do not despair, for you have aspired to greatness... and the moon had it coming.
So cute. I don't know why, but airplanes are cute to me despite being huge, lol
❤ From Texas...
It's actually "Howdy Pardner?!"
Hehe...
Haha sorry!
@@DailyDoseofAviation For validation, pls see the Wayne's World movie with Garth saying it!😄
It sounds awesome and sounds like from a radio at GTA, love how he said it.
i got a lil southern in me but the more mad the more southern (que hat tip) 🤠
@@nedyarb7215 The more I drink the worse mine is. I’ve been asked many times if I was from Georgia! I even was asked that when I moved two hours away when in high school (still was in Texas)
...I've been on Air China 981 a couple of times lol this makes me nervous
And no wonder why passengers from our flight were always the last ones in line to get through immigration
Yeah mate that's why I always fly either China southern or east. Never air, not again.
Your pilots are still waiting to be given gate assignments. LOL
@@ih82r8 “roger taxing to the gate”
Roger, cleared to go through, uhh, immigration, Air China 981.
The last guy was probably so embarrassed lmao
I was kinda embarrassed for him 😭
"Gotta do what I do. Eat more! :)" This man is a whole ass mood and I'm all in for it. 😹
What is an ass mood?
Yes XD I felt that so much
Nice sona
Pure Kennedy Steve, that reply!
That Air China thing was downright dangerous 😳.
ATC : Have you been cleared into the Ramp ?
Air China : November !
Air China plays clueless until operator is forced to clear them for ramp lmfao
He wasn’t playing. This was horrible.
It would have been even better if Kennedy Steve would have been dealing with Air China. LMAO
That Air China 981 call could have been the start of an NTSB report.
That last one was so wholesome ❤️❤️❤️
I'm going to say Air China 981 crew needs to repeat ESL for Aviators 101.
Yathink?! This was inexcusable.
In the last one where the pilot transmits the message intended for the passengers, I made up the image of all the other pilots and the ATC all just getting a WTF look on their face as they all slowly look at each other.
I was at an airport in my mini plane a few months ago and we were listening to ATC ground enroute to the runway. Delta pilot did his entire flight briefing for the pax on the ground frequency. Ummm ladies and gentlemen it's about 2hr 15 min flight to Atlanta...blah blah blah. Appreciate you keeping your mask on throughout....blah blah blah. Afterwards no one said a word then I heard a pilot pipe up and say "I ain't wearing my mask though" and ATC and all of us laughed it up. ATC threatened to call the police on the non mask wearing (jokingly)
I used to be aircrew on Navy P-3C Orions, one time my pilot called for an emergency drill on a UHF radio instead of the ICS: "Crew from the flight deck, this is a drill, this is a drill - activate the fire bill." The Norfolk controller came back and asked "Does that mean us down here too, sir?"
That last guy deserved a round of applause! 😆👏👏👏👏👏
Once you hear pilots complementing you…. You know they are roasting you for a mistake you’ve done 😂
5:09 to 5:12. You can actually hear the awkward whimper as his voice goes as he realised what happened! Poor bugger.... XD
I could feel ATC's blood pressure rise with 981 lol
2:00 is basically Nevil in Arma 3 with SovietWomble
Well, Nevil IS Vietnamese, so you're not that far off
I dont know how I got to this part of TH-cam but its my new favorite thing.
The Air China pilot needs to be grounded until he Learns English. He is dangerous.
That poor guy in Air China 981 , I would get stressed too it was a simple yes or no question 🤣
He should have been immediately suspended. He should be shittin’ himself, not just stressed. He’s required to be proficient in English, and he clearly is not. Whoever cleared him to fly internationally needs to be fired.
4:29 without the subtitles I can't understand that gibberish, one guy even sounds like Peter Griffin
Love when he put over radio that Steve was cranky. Lololol
The controller is still waiting to know if Air China is cleared into the ramp!
The China 981 scenario killed me😂
“You from Dallas” 🤣
JetBlue and their pilots are always easygoing, I like their vibes. Fave airline to fly with.
As an English as second language speaker, the Air China part is somewhat understandable. The pilot may have mistaken intonation on question/directive. It happens sometimes.
Something like that occurred to me. OTOH, Chinese is loaded with intonations. With that kind of experience, I would have expected the pilot to pick up on it.
Added to my "Don't do list"
Flying with Air China
Everything has been lost in translation, and we’re taking the damn train. 😂
Dear lord, that Air China exchange was stress-inducing. Ha ha ha ha ha!
2:52 chinese pilot had the most greatest, hardest moments of his entire life.
PS: (next time coming to the English Airports, 'aah shiTt hele we gow again'.)🤭🤣😳😂😂
Lol haha I love pilots, at Sanfrancisco airport a pilot when I was 13 and riding by myself to Arizona the flight was Southwest Airlines, the pilots let me start the engines and flip all the switches and once in the air they let me sit in the cockpit and (sort of fly) they knew I liked planes and knew my shit.
I wish I remembered your name pilot...thank you
on a commercial plane??? that’s so illegal what how did u manage that :0
@@chloechen5707 family knew the pilot, the pilot agreed
@@chloechen5707 also, honestly a switch turned on and I fell in love with aviation. If I ever had to take over a plane, I’d be able to understand a lot of the instruments and procedures. You don’t normally see a cockpit unless you’re a pilot....which can be bad if one had to take the stick
@@ricksanchez7999 the pilot agreeing and knowing your family doesn’t make it any less illegal, having a minor in control of a commercial aircraft is forbidden and all passengers are not allowed to enter the flight deck of a commercial aircraft per FAA 121.547 and 129.28.
@@astronautindisguise lol even if I did it like a pro? Lol I technically have 30 mins flight time hah! It maybe illegal but I was just a special person I guess.
Confucius say, "Pilot with wheels on tarmac always lose argument with Ground."
after a long convo with AC981...
AC981 : There's a man running on the taxi way coming right to us
The man : AC981 have you been cleared to the ramp??
I wish marines trying to get cleared to enter friendly lines waiting on HQ to wake up on his post could be recorded lol.
The ATC guy with Air China was like just fuck off and leave my godamm airport in the end😂
You shouldn’t be allowed to pilot international flights if at least one of the pilots doesn’t speak fluent whatever-the-other-language-is
I'm pretty sure English is used as the universal language in aviation.
@@MGSLurmey it is... mandatory
@@MGSLurmey it is
As I'm sure others have said, English is the only "approved" language for commercial flights, to Mai twin a worldwide language so anybody can talk to any ody, of course that isn't always how it works
@@MGSLurmey It is
Anyone else die laughing at the "Aspiring To Be Heavy" thing at 3:35? I was laughing so hard I couldn't breathe. 😂😂😂
Other aircraft "reply"
Transmitting pilot "oops first time I done that" 😂😂😂.
That Air China rocks the shit out of the traffic guy...poor lad 😂
When New York approach came on I was like "What Texas accent?" Then Delta 203 says "You from Dallas?" and I'm like "oh, I'm from Dallas."
I would’ve been that one clown to say something like “sorry the connection isn’t coming through that well I’m gonna fly to the ATC Tower for better connection”
Compliments to whoever comes up with all those neat fonts & colors - really adds to the video.
Sounds like the breakfast buffet was aspiring to be heavy as well 😂
They should have included a round of applause from the tower after the compliments,,, LOL 🤪
I thought pilots had to be fluent in English? I guess the Air China pilot didn't get the memo
Legend says that Air China 981 is still on the ground
Air China 981 cracked me up dude 🤣
🤣 I had to go back and rewatch the part with the ATC guy and Air China 981 because I was laughing over it too much and couldn't hear it all properly! 🤣 xxx
The air China one i thought the guy talking to the pilot was gonna give up.
The air China one was making me anxious bro
air china doesnt understand english
Well, they're supposed to flying internationally.
@@notthefather3919 does not mean that they are gonna understand 100% the language... English and Chinese are two totally different languages with their own writing
@@mauriciogonzalez5270 they are supposed to
@@mauriciogonzalez5270 as the communicator for the flight they're supposed to understand English but this issue isn't only limited to Air China though, if you've heard some radios of French Airline pilots they're as oblivious as the air china.
@@mauriciogonzalez5270 it doesn’t matter if they don’t understand 100% of English, they should at least be able to tell if they have ramp clearance or not.
Right as I heard “ladies and gentlemen from the flight deck” I sunk into my chair. Hope that never happens
If i've ever will be flying somewhere, i will not pick Air China 981 to get me to my destination. That miscomunication could cost a lot of people a free one way ticket to a heaven
The gibberish at 3:09 is: This is a question, [interrogative], have you been cleared into your gate?
Air China 981 sounded like he played too much Microsoft Flight Simulator 😂
Air China 981 was epic 🤣🤣
Air China..the airline equivalent of someone turning the lights off mid brain surgery..
*ATC: Which one is better shower or bath?*
*Air China: Uhh Novembuhhh*
Air China 981s pilot needs a smack lol
Honestly surprised China 981 didnt cause a strike. Those confirmations scared me...
The first one made me laugh so much. I love grumpy guy
Actually it is beyond Miraculous that there's not more accidents. These people are UnderAppreciated..
Air China 981 . Omg hilarious conversation
FAA and NTSB: WRITE THAT DOWN, WRITE THAT DOWN
Flying out of Arlington for training and hearing that Texas accent reminds me of home 😍❤️
Air China is actually Taiwanese airline.
hahahaaa
No wonder they are confused like hell
Close your eyes and try not to hear:
"Wah weh wah weh weh weh wah weh."
It's not a comforting thing when the pilot says he's "cranky".
“Hey what does it mean when 2 blips are heading right at each other?”
“It means I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing glue.”
Lmao the Air China 981
The one and only Kennedy Steve truly on form. Aspire to be heavy - do what I do, eat more!
“Boys, it has come to my attention that someone here is an imposter.”
“Wel by Grid who is it.”
“Everyone yell, Well Howdy Y’all.”
“HOWDY YALL.”
“ITS YOU, YOU DAMN FAKER, GET THE HELL OUTTA TEXAS.”
*The Chine One Killed Me !* 😂🤣
Second I saw Air China 981 I KNEW EXCATLY WHERE THIS WAS GOING, ITS A LEGENDARY TRANSMISSION SEQUENCE
HAHAHAAHAHHA THE AIR CHINA KILLD MEEEEEEEEEE
TEXAS ACCENT XD
When he said "a terrible accent" that was super racist
@@matkol3036 how is that racist? It's an accent...
@@matkol3036 can't be racist if texas isn't a race
@@matkol3036 you have acheived excessively unwanted levels of wokeness
Darlin, I'm from the North. I love that Texan accent!
ATC's must have cried out in joy when all travel to and from china was banned because of the pandemic.
1:57 Air China 981, Holy shit it’s Nevil, what the fuck is Nevil doing flying a plane lol 😂