People Reveal Most Creative Ways To Drive Someone Insane Without Them Knowing It (r/AskReddit)
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- r/AskReddit People Reveal How To Drive Someone Insane In The Most Creative Ways Possible Without Them Ever Knowing It Was You.
These are some of the best "discreet" ways to drive someone absolutely mad. Did you guys ever drive someone crazy in a "discreet" manner? Tell me in the comments. Thanks for watching! ;d
Something I saw: Ask someone a question immediately after they take a bite out of food so they have to either talk with their mouth full or quickly finish the bite.
I really hate that ....
See, and I had quite an old-fashioned British upbringing in many ways, and was taught to never take bites larger than we could quickly chew a few times and swallow if that happened. ;)
ROSS CREATIONS, BABY!!
Whenever that happens to me I just sort of gesture to the person that I’m chewing and I’ll be a minute by pointing to my mouth
yeah, that won't work on some as I will just ignore the question and ask you to repeat when I'm done
"What's the creepiest thing that has happened to you?"
-A penny kept appearing everyday no matter what, it was a glitch in the matrix
Underrated
I want this glitch to happen to me lol ez money
infinite money glotch
37 seconds in I lost it.. penny in a bar of soap, all subtlety gone, someone is stalking you in intimate locations with discontinued currency. Be afraid.
Pennies are not discontinued though?
Chunkiezz have been in Canada for 7 1/2 years. They cost more to make than they are worth.
Hello Soundwave.... Care to find starscream for me? Lord Megatron have asked for his presence.
They had a room mate. The logical conclusion is that your room mate is screwing with you. Not really a puzzler.
Yeah, let's just assume this happened in a country with 1/10th the population of the one where it probably actually happened.
Let's pretend our country isn't insignificant at all.
"I went out that night and bought six interior left hand doors" is a (brilliantly) MASSIVE overreaction. At this point you may as well just divorce her.
lunareclipse0629 imagine when she finds out
yeah dude sounded crazy lol
Y'all must be fun at parties
@@justagerman140 yes we are
@@justalazybum5754 no not really
The penny one would be far more effective in Canada, where I live, and where we discontinued pennies a few years ago. They're still around so seeing one in your wallet, bag, couch, isn't unusual, but seeing them increasingly often would be far more strange.
I should just go to canada like i already plan to, bring all my change, and create an alleyway where it increasingly becomes covered in pennies the further you go in, like an infestation, and eventually you get yo a door made from a massive penny. Once you open it, you see me, with penny glasses, staring at the door. "BOW DOWN TO THE PENNY KING" I will boom at the fearful canadian folk. Then i will ask for some life advice in exchange for a penny. Ill give ya a nice wheat penny for that shit bruh, my life is going downhill real quick.
Cana- WHAT NOW?
I have a friend who has around 50 dollars in pennies and they just keep them in the garage.
I have three Canadian Penny's and I'm in Texas I wonder how they got here
LB sounds creative
On our honeymoon we stayed at a nice hotel in Orlando, since we were going to Universal. The walls were thick everywhere except the small bathroom. One time my husband went to use it and heard the TV on in the room next to us, so he lightly made a scratching sound on the wall. Then one of the guys is like "Do you hear that scratching?", so my husband stops. The rest of them say no and keep watching TV. Then my husband resumed the scratching and the guy points it out again, but still no one else can hear it because my husband stopped. This went on aa couple more times before they finally try muting the TV and still there's nothing. We had a good laugh about it, but I feel a bit bad for the guy he drove nuts XD
MountainDrew Oh yeah! It was a ton of fun. I think I like Disney a bit more though
Honeymoon in Orlando? That's some high class shit right there lol. Why go to Tahiti or Aruba when you can go to _Orlando_ lol?
Slappy Looks like you’re bitter from being #foreveralone 💔
Slappy Because we don’t need high class to have a good time
When I was in Bora Bora for my Uncles wedding I draw weird as pictures on the note paper that was in my room, numbering them 1/9 - 9/9. I hid the first 2 in areas the cleaners would go, then the rest in hard to find spots, places up high etc. I hope the cleaners tried looking but could never find them hahah
When my girlfriend gives me attitude for no reason, which is very common, I just tighten all of the Lids on all of the jars in the house. No point in arguing with her because even when she's wrong she's right, so I will just tighten the jar lids that way she has no choice but to talk to me to ask me to open it for her.
You need to run from that bitch, and under no circumstances should you marry her. Pack your shit and leave while she's gone. Just get up and go, and don't say shit to her, because she'll call the police and tell them you hit her, and you'll go to jail.
Slappy this was a little too specific...are you ok
@@slappy8941
How was the jail?
Did you bail your way out?
You need to leave her.
@@slappy8941 true, I've heard things like this happen before. This world needs a fucking reset button
Buy a set of garden gnomes (the ones that look the same but have different poses). There are often around 6 or so. Place one in a garden, then switch them out at around 5 in the morning or put them all away sometimes. My neighbours freaked out when I added a set of female gnomes (playing out a love comedy).
You lady are a true madlass
Oh man I've been collecting the bastards for nigh-on 30 years now, and I've got a small battalion of them. They do marching drills early in the morning, and wild rituals 'neath the full and new moons (I even have a few nudie ones for solstice parties)
Oh Gnomeo, art thou thy most charming in all of the garden? For I am just a Gnome, with small home near thy stone who shan't move.. Oh, Gnomeo. Why shall the world separate our throbbing hearts and shallow thoughts? Oh, Gnomeo.. Life is but a butterfly, but a bat shall soon swoop down below the heavens and snatch it's miserable wings..
**Gnomeo and Juliet bow on the garden mushroom**
By trapping them in a time-loop and saying “Dormammu, I’ve come to bargain!”
The key to namu?
YESSSS
ah, a man of culture i see.
i understood that reference.
Yara Felemban **rolls eyes whilst scoffing**
So, mostly a sociopath tip exchange board.
Used to be a fireman. We had guys who did all kinds of weird diets all the time. We would randomly change their uniform belts with increasingly larger ones to make them think that adding slimfast t o a bad diet was working. Then change the belts back shorter and shorter to make them think they were gaining then change the belts back again.
True madlad
Then, you get a hose jockey dying on scene of a heart attack because, "This high fat diet is really working - as long as you only drink diet soda!"
Lol
Diabolical
lol fuked up man lol
My room is full of hanging pictures and whenever my sister's mad at me she tilts them slightly, not much, but enough to drive me crazy
Please thank ur sister for giving me this idea to mess with my sibling
Make a picture that looks slightly tilted
If somebody has a house phone that plays the message when you don't answer it, then do this:
Call them so many times on the house phone. Eventually, they will stop answering. Then, after it goes to voicemail, wait 15 seconds, then scream as LOUD as you can.
why is this idea so funny omg 😂
Bruh I laughed for too long at this 😂😂😂😂😂
Yell, "SPOON SPOON SPOON SPOON SPOON SPOON SPOON SPOON SPOON SPOON SPOON SPOON SPOON SPOON SPOON SPOON SPOON SPOON SPOON SPOON SPOON SPOON SPOON SPOON SPOON SPOON SPOON SPOON SPOON"
I thought that said house plant and I was so confused
1. break their phone.
2. tell them to turn it off and on again
You could also replace their phone battery with an empty battery when they're not looking and they would think their phone was broken
@@yuno9121 most people have iPhones. So that can't work on everyone.
The fact that I was reading "break their bone" as a first step was really messing up my interpretation
If that doesn’t work, tell them to put it in rice
My coworker reversed pickpocketed my team lead and kept putting frozen corndogs in his pockets. He even got one inside his coats inner pocket while my brother distracted him.
BTG Animation this literally sounds like something from skyrim or fallout
@Barry Peterson Oh I thought it was called pranking.
Legend.
A lil snack for later
**pops head in door**
Did someone say "free snacks"?
My mom worked in an office with a no smoking policy, but there was one guy who'd insist on smoking a really nasty blend from a pipe, despite being told repeatedly to stop it. She chopped up rubber bands into a very fine grade and then mixed it into his blend.
He stopped smoking after that.
It's easy to stop when you're dead...
RIP Cavedish guy!
That's pretty fucked up.
Austin Denson well there are way worse things in tobacco
Your mum's mean
Your mom isn’t mean. She’s awesome
who else didn’t come to be entertained but for advice?
Me
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Meh
One weird thing that happened to me was that someone kept putting magnets on the bottom of my computer chair at home. I still have no explanation for it, and it has thoroughly creeped me out.
I would notice something attached to the metallic parts of my chair every few weeks, and when I took a closer look, I would always find a plain round metallic magnet stuck on it. The first time this happened I just thought it was some part of the chair, or maybe it had come from some other device I had, and I just put it aside.
But it just kept happening. Maybe for a couple of months around 2013-2014. I asked my family members who had access to this room if they had done it, but no one ever confessed. They just thought I was crazy. I tried to look at the magnets for more details, but they were just too nondescript and small.
The insane thought of some sort of covert surveillance operation actually crossed my mind at some point, because this was so weird to me. I couldn't find a rational explanation to it, and still can't. I didn't use any magnets like this myself, and no one I knew had put them there. The room is on ground level and has a window to the street, but it's always covered and shut. There is no way to access this room without a key.
This probably wouldn't drive normal people crazy, but it made me a bit paranoid. Then it just stopped.
Did you notice something else change at the time it has stopped?
Every time you do a certain action with someone in the vicinity, offer them a mint or some gum. After doing this countless times, don't offer anything. Enjoy their confusion as they expect a mint, but don't know why.
Move someone's table a few inches to the right and watch them constantly hit their sides or legs on it.
Set all their clocks to be off by 10 seconds in different directions.
Hide something of theirs. Maybe a pencil, a coin, a sticky note pad. Put it back tomorrow without being noticed. Repeat. Slowly hide bigger things. A mug, a notebook, a computer mouse. After a month of hiding things or moving them around, hide a nightstand. Put it in the closet and watch them lose their mind.
Mess up their blankets every time they make their bed.
Keep a clicker in your pocket and click it discretely whenever they're talking.
Shout loudly every time they say the word "left"
Ask to borrow a hoodie or a shirt. Give back either a comically small or comically large replica.
Make a large slab of gelatin, frost it, make it look nice. Refrigerate. Give it to them on their birthday, ensuring they don't see it jiggle. Enjoy the momentary confusion.
Put cotton balls in their shoes, bags, mugs, etc
relax
@@cryptovideo8105 no
Is this from the office?
@@npc6817 the first one is
Yes
Taking notes*
Crinkle the bottle everytime you sip*
me: ...thats just evil
cherub_Soliel i don’t get it
You know the sound bottles make when you crinkle them up, for example when you squeeze it. After a few times that sound is so annoying that you just want to take the bottle and throw it out of the nearest window. It’s especially annoying when someone’s doing it while you’re trying to concentrate.
Serra Ozal o
"She offered constructive criticism on my lasagna once, so I gaslit her for 45 years"
No, he gaslit an unappreciative bitch who could just add salt. There's a huge difference between the two. He made all the fucking ingredients by himself! She should've at least show some appreciation for his labour.
@@SadaEKE go lick dogshit
@@ThrottleKitty are you that bitch or just one?
@@SadaEKE ur momma was a bitch last night
@@ThrottleKitty Yeah, and a dead one at that.
As soon as I read the title of the video I started smiling so evil that I scared myself
Me too
evil manipulators unite
ARMY
Tapping my fingers in the car to the beat of tge music in my head. Apparently it drives many people mad, discovered that the hard way.
You it out when you were rolling into a ditch at 60 mph? 😂
A lot of time I do this for Megalovania. No one’s noticed me yet
I have ADHD. As a result, I do this all the time. I don't notice when I'm it, but it drives everyone around me crazy
I do it all the time, apparently i am not alone
For the last one, here's a variety:
Whenever they stand closer, move away very subtly. They will then come closer and you will move away again. See how far you can make them walk before they notice
12:13 this reply had me in tears laughing while I imagined how my dogs and cats would react.
same. I paused the video in order to recollect myself. only to realize the video was practically done.
The ‘wouldn’t that make you a putpocket?’and people laugh so hard 😂😂😂
I had to catch my breath after laughing so hard at the demonic dog call.
I feel like the lasagna dude went overboard. I mean changing doors because someone said there isn’t enough cheese is just petty.
That vitch was ungrateful and deserved it.
yeah. Like a couple of times/just for a week, sure. Be petty. But it sounds like it's been an ongoing thing ever since and that is just not a healthy marriage.
7:50 WTF IMAGINE POSTING THIS AND WATCHING THIS VIDEO TO REALISE 6 YEARS LATER IT WAS YOU!!!!!!
Randomly move things out of place. Not entirely different places just slightly off like off center or even a few inches every couple of days. It will mess with them.
Internet in a Nutshell you again! K i'll do it
Especially if they have OCD
been doing this to my mother for months shes convinced her dead sister is trying to send her a message from the grave
German DDR Stasi actually did that to people. Breaking into their houses and just move things a little, to break people's minds
The Annoyotron! I can’t stop laughing at this! Diabolical!
I have a story. This was many years ago when computer monitors were huge because of the glass picture tube. These monitors had air vents. I bought one of those greeting cards that played music. Ripping the electronics out and wrapping in tape gave me a really tiny, slim music playing thingy. Slip that into the vents and drop it inside. Those batteries will play for a looooong time before dying, and before they die they start distorting the music.
Why did i read this in Sir Ian McKellen's voice? 😂🧐🧙♂️
So to do this you need another freind; when someone says something you look to your other freind and you both start laughing. I promise you whether they said something dumb or not they will be extremely annoyed.
This deserves more upvotes
*friend
a friend of mine used to put pennies on this guys desk at work. just one penny at a time. in different places on the desk. under a few sheets of a legal pad. also varying the time/frequency. everyday or once a month. guy thought he was insane.
Cont... The best part is, you're not doing anything wrong, not breaking any rules or anything. You're actually giving someone money.
Lol i wrote this before watching the vid
Get a smoke detector and put a low battery in it. Then hide it in the back of a drawer.
Calm down Satan, you've done enough for one day
some smoke detectors will keep beeping even if you take the battery out...ask me how I know. Anyways, we found out the next morning that the reason putting it outside, in the fridge, etc didn't seem to make any difference is that there were 2 smoke detectors in the room initially. So the one we were moving around went off because we took the battery out...and the second one we found the next morning actually had a low battery. I was a bit pissed, but the comedic timing of the second smoke detector beeping all of 2 seconds after we replaced the battery of the one we thought was the problem...10/10
2:40 the real Jim and dwight
1:21 sounds like something Jim Halpert would do
exactly what i thought, they sound exactly like what Jim and Dwight would do
pretty sure this one is a fake, but i *want* to believe in it
@@Rise65487 It seems too detailed to be a lie
@@alexanderkorol677 nah, for having watched the whole fucking show, most of them are stuff you could see in the show
They're like, som pranks Jim pulled on Dwight, but either reversed, or just changed enough to make it seem like it's not the exact same thing
For example Jim once fucked with Dwight File-Cabinet, but instead of making it too easy to open, he made it impossible to open past a certain range
Basically, Dwight could only open his fucking file-cabinet just enough to see what he wanted to grab, but the gap was too close for him to pass his hand inside
He also fucked with Dwight phone-cord a bunch of time, replacing it with a cord too-short, tangled, and even so long it went inside of the fucking building once
I remember him also fucking with Dwight's sense of smell a bunch of time, but can't exactly remember how
Jim also made Dwight think it was friday instead of thursday😂
@@Yoon-mg9mx ho yeah, he did, man their shenanigans was the best part of the show
remember when Dwight had a snow-fight with Jim, and Dwight turned int o a fucking horror-mastermind and gave Jim snowmans-PTSD for the rest of his life?
10:06 I do this to people at school all the time. I did it with baby carrots for a while. I once stuck a ton of them in a girls back pack in middle school and she threw them all over the room and freaked out. She didn’t know who did it and she got in trouble. 😂
In robotics class I put a bunch of Keps nuts in the hood of some annoying kid's coat. Apparently he didn't notice until he got home.
Back in Middle School I used to slide my feet on the floor to make a squeaking sound whenever it was raining outside and my shoes were wet. I would do this every time the teacher wasn’t looking until he went crazy😂.Good times
Im imagining my younger self doing this 😂😂😂
Damn, 5 ads for content that isn’t even yours? 🤔 Interesting. What a world we live in.
*Laughs in Adblock*
And they're all the SAME AD. Shut up, Tom Steyer. I'm not saying I'll let annoyance on YT affect my vote choice, but I can't speak for anyone else.
Dang what a terrible world we live in gosh
but they record it all, use the text to speech, edit, and post it on youtube where most of the people watching wouldn’t have seen it, stop complaining.
Wow ads
Yeah the entire “Alex and bill” story literally sounds like the entire plot of the office
Whenever I’m in a car I stare at other people until they get uncomfortable and then I bulge my eyes. especially with random people at red lights.
U evil
Went clubbing a half decade ago , was coming down from E at 5 in the morning and decided to drive home. Pulled up at this red light and the dude in the car next to me is just STARING at me so intensely.Such a weird fucking experience
Lmfao
Mispronounce their name, but only *slightly*, enough that they notice but not so much that you can't backtrack.
Example:
Me: "Hey Dayvin, how's it going?"
Devin: "What?"
Me: "I said, 'hey Devin, what's up?"
😂😂
Bill: Jim
Alex: Dwight
6 years ago my god this is an old thread
OK, my ex walked out on me and our 10 month old for his mistress, but it did not work out for him. So whenever he actually showed up for contact with our son he would boast about the women he had supposedly bedded and how much better they were than me. I would say that I was glad it was all working out for him and that him being happy meant that the break up was right for us. I hoped that he would shut up about it, but he for some reason thought that I was jealous, the only thing that really pissed me off was the fact that he could always find time and money for anyone other than his own son.
Now our son is disabled, so to be fair the chances of me finding a new partner is slim to non-existent, not that I minded that, but I did mind that he was not consistent in showing up for child contact, because at least this gave me some respite, so you can imagine his boasting started to wear thin with me. I knew that to show any impatience with it he would assume that it was because I was jealous.
So I decided that I was going to play a little mind game with him. Whenever he came to pick up our son, I would ensure that I was dressed to the nines and if he arrived late I would tut loudly and say that I had a prior arrangement and his being late was putting me out. Of course this meant that he started showing up late, so I had to make it clear that if he could not make the time then he might wind up missing out on child contact. I always used to make sure that I was dressed to the nines when he returned and I used to pick up reduced flowers from Waitrose and put them in the window for his return. He did not seem to take the hint so I picked up a pair of men's shoes from a charity shop and put them by the door.
Well, 2 things happened that helped. First off on one contact my son became sick and unfortunately, I was at the local bar with my neighbours having a night off. This was before the time of everyone having mobiles, so my ex panicked when he rang my home to get no answer. On return he was really angry that I was unreachable, I simply said that our son gets ill plenty on my watch and as I have no problem dealing with it, perhaps it was time that he took his responsibilities seriously. He started shouting the odds that I was not taking my responsibilities seriously and started to demand to know where I had been, the answer, of course, was that I was no longer his wife it was no longer his business.
The other thing that happened was that our son started to call my father dad, so when he went to his father's house he would talk about Dad and it was very clear that he was talking about someone else. When he tackled me about it I refused to confirm or deny being in a new relationship and when he made a big deal about it I simply said that he had moved on with his life and I was simply doing the same. He looked absolutely crestfallen, but it sure put a stop to him gourding me about what were probably non-existent girlfriends.
9:59 I do this all the time! I also take things out of people’s pockets and put them on the table whilst they’re working and it leaves them so confused and drives them crazy 😂
He thought that google reads his mind 😂😂😂
One thing I'll do to my roommate is every day or two I'll change the position of one key on his key ring. Watching him struggle to find the right key is fun.
Just move your roommates stuff around by 1 cm every 3 days. Eventually if done correctly, they should freak out when they realize they are on the next wall over
neighbour is a huge *ducking duck* xD LMAO I'm dead
@@taffyadam6031 xD xD
3:30 I actually used to do this with the kitchen utensils when I was 6😂. Everyday I would grab some of the spoons and forks and bend them, then hide them in the corner of a drawer. I did this for about 2 weeks until my dad realized we didn’t have any more utensils. So we had to start using the plastic ones. Eventually he found the bent utensils in the drawer.
I've been driving my sister insane for a while now. For this to work you either need to have a dumb target or you need to be good at reading them. You also need to start off the sentence in a certain way every time so your target knows you're messing with them as soon as you talk.
We both have a switch each and we both have a copy of minecraft. Both covers and cards are identical. So I told her one day (starting with "you know your copy of minecraft?" as I always did) I took her copy and she believed me, told me to give it back. So I told her "are you sure I took it and am not just saying that to trick you?" She changed her mind that I didn't take it, so I gave her back her copy and went back to my business.
The next day I didn't take her copy but told her I did, she didn't believe me that I had it. So I told her "like yesterday, how do you know I'm not trying to trick you? I took it yesterday, what if I'm expecting you to think I didn't take it today?" she then changed her mind and thought I had it. So I told her to go check downstairs and her copy was exactly where she left it.
The next time I told her I had it, she didn't believe me so I told her she's right and to go check downstairs. It was exactly where she left it so she came back to me telling me I can't trick her and she was right. I said "but I made you doubt yourself enough to go and check" lol.
Next time I didn't take the copy again but we spoke at the top of the stairs, I told her I had it. To complete the illusion I held up my legit gamecard of minecraft and a gamecard from a different game. They're quite small so it's hard to tell what game it is unless you're close, she was too far away and couldn't see. So she immediately believed me because I had 2 game cards, she came over to me and tried to wrestle one off me. I said they're different games. She punched me on my shoulder and told me she'd get me back.
I kept doing this randomly for a while, it was amusing watching the cogs turning in her head. Sometimes I took it and sometimes I didn't. Sometimes I made her change her mind, sometimes I just made her check to be sure.
Now whenever I start a sentence with "you know your copy of minecraft?" she immediately replies with "no" or "you don't have it" and she looks so anxious when I say it. 😂
That's some expert evil right there, I think I'll use that with my ex best friend.
@@whatismylife3226 Don't need to convince them every time. Just change their minds as many times as you can every time you do it.
It starts a logic loop in which it's extremely difficult if not impossible to know for certain without checking. If I say I have it, I might be telling the truth but she knows I'm messing with her so I could also be lying, if I'm telling the truth then her not believing me is me winning, if I'm lying then her believing me is me winning, if she has to check, it means she wasn't able to figure it out on her own which means I still win. As long as your target can't read you or is flat out dumb, you should be good. Also don't do the same thing every time and try to randomise it as much as possible. An intelligent person will spot patterns in when you do it and be able to make educated guesses on what you'll do next. It's like a game of rock, paper scissors except there's no draw, it's win or lose and if they don't guess correctly they lose. But you can withhold the answer until they guess incorrectly too. Can also lie about the answer so they believe you then call them a fool and reveal that they were right but you still got them. 😂
It's a really unfair mind game but it's hilarious. A dumb person won't realise they can't win. My sister still hasn't figured it out that it's a game she can't win.
@@GothicGamer2012 thanks. Also trying out something similar to the penny technique mentioned in the video with sequins on pictures on the walls. It'll eventually make a symbol of a swastika in the middle of a pentagram. Might trigger something idk. Most of this is kinda revenge thing. The ends justify the means I guess. Maybe the people I'm doing this on will be able to rebuild their psyche properly after having it broken. Idk and tbh idc as long as they don't kill anyone.
@@whatismylife3226 I doubt petty mental games like this will drive anyone to literal murderous insanity. My game is just funny.
Whenever anyone ask you a question, either laugh or somehow distract them, then change the subject, one day they'll realise that you know a lot about them, but nothing about you
Send someone a message that's cryptic or urgent looking or something like "wake up, theyre coming" while you know they're online so they'll get a notification of the msg then quickly delete it, and if they ask anything about it pretend you don't know what they're talking about and act concerned for them, works better if you more people in on it
When someone you don't like is speaking to you keep saying "what? I can't hear you" even when they're right in front of you, yelling, then go for a chat with someone else
"I plugged a wireless mouse into his computer" insert homer simpson saying doh.
Seems like Alex and Bill are the real life Jim and Dwight.
The sheer amount of commitment to these shenanigans are awe inspiring
omg Bill and Alex sounds like Jim and Dwight but with actual hatred 😂😂😂
Dude the bill and Alex feud is straight out of Jim and Dwight from the office lol
I drove my brother crazy by walking in a circle that went living room, kitchen, dining room, game room, front door, back to the living room. It's a big circle between those rooms
“My neighbor is a huge ducking donk”
My friends and i used to slip the word jump into conversations with one specific person
The red balloon trick sounds like a sure fire way to start a sudden seemingly unexplained riot in Philly. Inventing unbridled rage from nothing basically.
Lol
There is a particular shelf where I work that, for some inexplicable reason, my assistant manager hates stuff being on top of. Every once in a while make sure she isn't looking an put a small box on top, and when she moves it, I wait until she turns around and put it back. (It's a short shelf in so anyone over three feet tall would see anything on top of it) It's not exactly subtle, but it sure messes with her head.
I used to write giggle and pass it on with sticky notes in classrooms. it's pretty funny when the teacher realizes. you can also write its snowing and watch everybody look at the window lol.
I suffer from really bad coffee breath and sometimes forget to brush when going out shopping, and this guy stood so close and it made things really weird because I try to stand back from people just for that reason, but this guy was so close he could lick me, like wtf?
Alex is a real life Jim halpert
My stepfather constantly moves his toes, or whole foot while sitting down. Whenever I sit on the couch I see his foot move in the corner of my eye. I get extremely irritated and have told him to stop countless times, but he doesn't. He refuses to and keeps going. So now I sit with my legs up over each other just to keep his white socks out of my vision. Sometimes when I grab something from the table he lifts his foot and moves it faster, just because he loves to annoy me. As told by my mother.
He used to loudly bite and chew his ice-cream (which gives me goosebumps from cringing) whenever we had ice-cream for dessert which wasn't often. After he found out he got it every single day. It drove me insane, eventually I put my fingers in my ears not to hear it. He and my mom got mad, stating I was insulting him. So I had to just listen to it for months until it stopped.
Also he tries to argue with me over every single thing I say. Everything I say must be based off of proveble facts. Everything else, including my own opinions, are wrong and/or stupid. Including me.
Finally he steals the remote just before I grab it to watch something himself, throws away my stuff when I forget to put it in my room or drawer downstairs, pushes me to the side whenever he walks by and refuses to turn down the TV volume when I go to sleep.
I hate him.
Edit: sorry for the long comment... let my thoughts go for a moment
Don't worry I hate him too
When my sister pisses me off I will dump all of her things in bottles (shampoo, face wash, etc.) into my own bottles if they’re close enough to empty. When she freaks out and goes “ARE YOU USING MY STUFF?” I say, “Why would I use your stuff? All of my things are full, you can even go check.” It’s slowly driving her insane and she deserves it.
"Ducking donk" I laughed more than I should have
sPOON sPOON sPOON sPOON sPOON spoon
That spoon one had me laughing for at least three minutes and I don't know why but that was just an incredible story
The way everyone describes these is absolutely hilarious
Add random, small items randomly and secretly to the shopping cart while shopping with family/your SO/friends.
Works so well.
Let me get out my notepad real quick
1:22 Bill has the same energy as Jim from the office and I love it
If you sense a girl is bit into you, try talking with her about a mysterious crush you have, and that you had a amazing time with her on a date or something. This will drive the girl crazy because, 1. You basically put her in your friend zone, and 2. You made her extremely jelous which will make her chase you even more. Works almost everytime, the only risk is that she might give up so dont over-do it.
Put eggs in your friends pockets when they fall asleep
Was housesitting at a neighbours I practically grew up in, due to being friends with their daughter. In this two weeks of being alone in their house with all their pets, periodically a very short, high-pitched and shrill beep would go off. Very loud and sudden, but too quick to register where it came from. I don't know when it started, but it happened so infrequently, it was easy to forget. The animals stopped reacting to it. Eventually, it was driving me insane, so I got chairs and ladders and checked all the fire alarms and sent them a text. I had my dad come round and check them too. We found nothing. When they finally replied and I told them about the fire alarms, they were like "ah right, now check the carbon monoxide alarm"
"The what?"
"The carbon monoxide alarm, it's over the fireplace"
Oh. Oh fuck. Yeah it was the carbon monoxide alarm. It was low on battery, thankfully. It wasn't detecting monoxide, but godamn did that give me a panic after having gone crazy for over a week at that point.
The worst part is the second time I was petsitting, and a beeping started periodically all over again and this time it WAS the fire alarm. Not to mention the really, REALLY weird sounds the chinchillas would make at night and wake me up. The most memorable is the one that sounded like drunk people cackling and laughing outside the bedroom window, but it was just the chinchillas at 3am making weird ass noises in the room below. I couldnt catch a break in that house.
The best way move in before you know each other and than just get stuck with each other.
1:27 Jim and Dwight if the office was real, and if they were managers instead of salesmen.
5:43
Yo that one was from Frasier, and also happens to be very effective.
I thought that seemed familiar! Frasier is the best!
Wife: Adds salt to steak.
Husband: Hires bulldozer
Saying "Hold on" or "Wait" abruptly just as my friend is about to take a bite out of their food. Gets them every time.
6:00 “My neighbor is a huge ‘ducking donk’” I don’t know why, but I’m dying
If I wanna aggravate my assistant manager I just make small “mistakes” on paperwork or “forget” minor details. That way when he does his morning reports he has to go back and change or correct said errors. It’s the little things. 🤣
What if he gathers proof of that and uses it to steal your job?
@DeathBringer9216 He our ranks me but the little things I do i won’t be disciplined for. They are just “careless mistakes” or I claim I was distracted or moving too fast.
Sounds like too much effort lol
I had a boss who was a little kooky to begin with so one day I brought in a single cheerio and left it on her desk. Any normal person would've just not noticed or chucked it into the garbage and forget about it.
She spent the whole day trying to figure out where it came from...who brought in cheerios into work and how did it end up on her desk.
Gave her something to do other than hover over me so I could actually get some work done for once.
6:25 I thought you were talking about my dad omg lol
"My neighbor is a huge ducking donk"
The name of this seems like it should be on r/suspiciouslyspecific
Bill and Alex are the real Jim and Dwight
That mouse thing is funny. Reminds me of a story my ex told me. He and I were in a trade school together, and was in computer tech with a guy named Alex. Before formal training they have to take notes from some kind of lessons on the computer. Students would sit facing each other, and with Alex sitting across from him would unplug his mouse about every time he got up. Sometimes he'd plug in his own mouse to mess with him. He could hear him get annoyed about it and found it amusing. Somehow he never caught on lol 😄
Burn a small square of bread and tape it to someone's back, they'll think they are having a stroke
what?
@@chobochobus one of the signs of having a stroke is sensing a smell described as burnt toast when there is none
Guy at 6:30 most likely made the situation worse...
The spoon prank SLAYED me, my god that's hilarious
6:00 my neighbor is a huge *ducking donk*
Ordered an annoyotron
zjjman1 Where’d you find it?
How very cash money of you
When arguing with someone do this:
Me: its blue
Friend: no its red (shows proof that it is red)
Me: told you it's red.
Drives em crazy every time.
Where I use to work, a doctor on our ward use to tell us to all face the wall when his Jr doctor comes in, we all use to do this, when we say him turn around with us, someone would subtley look back to check what floor we were on when the door opened.
After a while, when the Jr doctor was on his own in the elevator he would just face the wall, he had no idea what floor he would be on
For the person that said to spray cologne under the other person's chair I don't recommend that. If that person who's had that done to has migraines like I do that might trigger one to strike. That is not fun, trust me.
CM music maybe the deserve it
@@caddyinhere12 There's a difference between a prank and assault. My roommate is allergic to strong scents, if she walks into a Yankee Candle her throat will start to close. You have to be careful about these things.