What's Your Frick It, I've Been A Nice Person My Whole Life, I'm Going To Do Something Bad AskReddit
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- r/AskReddit What is your best "duck it, I've been a nice person my whole life, now I'm going to do something bad" story?
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When you are nice to someone once, they remember you fondly for it. When you are nice to them consistently, they take it for granted and get angry when you draw a line.
I second that.
josh fritz I have personally experienced that. So I third it.
I fourth this happened to me
And then some.
I fifth this, happened a few times
I took 2 lollipops from the doctors office instead of 1. Yeah that’s right, you could say that I live on the wild side.
Truly sinister
Guards
that’s really irresponsible and childish. A poor kid was cruelly robbed of their delicious lollipop all thanks to you. I hope your happy with yourself.😤
Tynea Leoni those kid’s can get on my level first before getting that lollipop 🙄🤚
I ignored my "friend" from 3rd grade to 5th
"someone smashed my pumpkin so I shat in a purse" gotta be the weirdest flex I've ever heard
Funny lol
dominance asserted
And it is indeed a flex.
But hey, it worked
Title: Nice people doing a bad things for once
Actually title: The beginning of a new villain
supervillain*
Speech:100
69 likes.. heck yeah
@@brokenland5154 Noce
@@brokenland5154 not here nigga
I fear no man. No monster...
But the man who stole the umbrella.... he scares me
Diabolical...
This is the work of a scariest man ever lived.
BEWARE he is still on the loose!!!
Got 2 security guards after that story…
It still gives me chills
You lie- you fear no man yet a man scares you.
I work at McDonald’s, instead of buying a milkshake on my way out, I just made myself one and left
Should be free anyway if you work there.
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R/thathappened
r/madlads
@@karlamiracle7013 bruh
I used to say "yes" to practically everything and I found I was frequently being taken advantage of. Now the default position is "no" and that small shift in policy has improved my quality of life exponentially.
When I refuse to paint my friend's, neighbours, dog's, wife's house for free I'm the bad guy, but at least I'm no longer breaking my back for someone who will never return the favour.
Just say "no" to everyone and everything. You'll be surprised how freeing it is.
I second this.
i need this
but i cannot-
its sad, but true
I only say no to people who don't return the favor when they're the one's always asking, or are only nice to me when they want something from me
Want 100000$?
No.
I flipped off a camera at my middle school, I never got caught and young me thought it was badass.
damn dude, risking your life like that? really?
What a badass
@@HopeIsntDead ikr
He's a rebel without a cause and nothing to lose!
I was out having a walk, just minding my own business, and some kid on a porch flipped me off for no reason. He was a 3 year old. I don't think he knew what it meant.
in school someone asked me for a pencil and i said i didnt have one. i did
*that should be a crime lel*
Criminal
Asshole
But what's actually funny was my freshman year there was this girl I had 2 classes with. She would always ask to borrow a pencil and then never give it back, like once in the latter class, I even asked if she still had the pencil and she just said no, not even apologetic.
What's even funnier is by senior year, she became one of my friends but I never forgot about it
I’ve been that person and honestly, sometimes I’d leave the pencil in the last period. I borrow it then lose it but dw I bring food to ppl to make up for it
This is the absolute best reddit channel, because whoever runs it fixes all of the spelling mistakes and I bloody love it.
But.. all he does is put minimum effort in. Text to speech and just showing the post. If I wanted to watch an askreddit video I’d rather see a higher quality one with a real voice. Not some unoriginal video with no effort put into it.
@@servillian2363 I view it as the converse, someone who doesn't use text to speech is a lazy ass. If I wanted to hear someone sloppily read out reddit I would go do it myself. Stop your whining and go watch a different r/askreddit video.
@@liljew5913 yea, cuz not to bash the actual voice guys who do that stuff, but it really annoys me when they put the wrong inflection on things. Yea, the funny voices for different people are, as the name implies, fun, but the joy of reading is being able to read it however I want. And if I'm lazy, I can have a blameless monotone robot read it for me.
@@servillian2363 clearly you've never attempted to make an ask reddit video, i just made a new one th-cam.com/video/K8R5eyrJYUk/w-d-xo.html was hard to make, took like 4 hours, it's a pain in the ass
@@saintsfps5348 4 hours is a pain in the ass? There are videos that take months to make. Spending only 4 hours is objectively low-effort.
“She totally ate a bunch of my broccoli and refused to admit it”
That’s a crime in action
"I was so mad that night I took an old purse and shit in it"
People do things in the heat of the moment, Jimmy.
@@kw4584 We all make mistakes in the heat of passion, Jimbo.
dominance asserted
"Duck fair fights"
- An individual who has had enough
Reminds me of the protagonist of Weak Hero on Webtoon. Great comic, would recommend.
Enemy: *has the numbers*
Me: *loads darts into my nerf gun*
Also me: duck fair fights.
My friends who just made a homemade smoke grenade, baseball mortar system and body armour: same.
The ONLY fair fight is the fight I win... EVER. ;o)
Here in Texas, its whoever got the bigger gun
xD
yo some of these sound like some pure r/thathappened
Especially the one where he supposedly was Mr. Goody Two Shoes all of school, but made a kid beg for his life and stepped on him over oven cleaner
And then everyone clapped
Sam Bradley I’m pretty sure oven cleaner directly to the face would send someone directly to the hospital anyway.
"Or, that's what I *would* have done, if the oven cleaner hadn't blinded me, and I hadn't curled into a ball of pain, as the class surrounded me and laughed at me in my suffering."
"And then the bully's girlfriend broke up with him and came running to me after I got done kicking his ass. We then made out right there on the spot in front of everyone. The girlfriend was really surprised."
These stories be like:
"I'm done being the nice guy, I'm not gonna put my plastic trash in the recycling bin!
What about the guys who beat the crap out of a guy that’s like 1/5 bigger than him? That was pretty cool
Hope u seen the hockey stick story
I guess I got the classic "bullied until I had enough" moment.
Overly passive in highschool, kept being picked on by a bunch of the bunch of overly big dumb kids in the class.
My parents knew I was a good kid, so they always told me "Don't go looking for fights, but instead try to ignore them. But if ignoring them clearly doesn't work, you got our permission to go crazy." or something along those lines.
I probably still took way too long to understand when enough was enough.
But after a year or 2, when one of those jackasses insulted me with one of the worst things you could say, something just snapped and I rushed at him while he already turned around to walk away.
I slammed my shoulder without restraint into his back and he flew face-first into a pillar and then lay dazed on the ground for a bit, while I was standing over him, fists clenched, trying to resist going too crazy. It was at the spot where our whole class pretty much hung out, so he got his ass handed to him by me in view of everyone.
A teacher came rushing and quickly guided me to an empty room where I could gather my thoughts.
I didn't get in any trouble. Everyone knew those guys were jerks and that I'd never do something like this if there wasn't a good reason for it.
Looking back, it still feels pretty good. Safe to say, those guys didn't bully me after that.
Sometimes you really do have to show your fangs in action to make bullies understand that bullying you comes with a risk that isn't worth it.
Exact same story but in middle school. Difference is, he got hospitalized 😂
Wait so if everyone knew those kids were jerks, why did nobody do anything about it?
@@MasterIsabelle Well I can only guess, highschools are filled to the brim with crazy teenagers going through puberty + only a handful of teachers to try to maintain order, easily creating a chaotic mess.
+ one of the bullies was acting so tough cause his dad was a teacher there. In the end, that didn't save him or his dad from getting a firm scolding.
@@apieceoftoast768 oof
how did you do that you’re just a piece of toast
I once got one too many ads on an askreddit video and then proceeded to dislike it even though I did enjoy it
damn you're a badass!
You bastard!!!
Adrian Kruger thats cold man😔
*Gasp* Monster...
R/madlad
I stole a free balloon.
Same
But isn't bad, they are meant to be taken
@@omniscientomnipresent5500 Do you get the joke?
@@notspider-man7777 r/woooosh
Hands up thief
Was nice in my 1st to 5th grade and on 6th grade everything changed when the fire nation attacked.
Damn
Bully: *Is tough and beats on someone*
Me: *Retaliates*
Bully: *Cries like a bitch*
Me: *Visible confusion* But, this was your whole idea?
👀Most bullies are just attention seekers they go home from school and lead sad pathetic lives😂😂😂😂😂
And then everyone clapped
@@whosflair3716 and then everyone rewarded you for responding with the same bland thing that has been said millions of times
@@thecrok3205 what else am I supposed to say
@@whosflair3716 nothing.
other people: *suddenly do bad stuff*
me: uh huh
canadian: *suddenly do bad stuff*
me: *le gasp*
Norizu Otoko I'm honestly tired of people getting shocked when Canadians do bad things. I know it's a joke, but I'm Canadian and we have some of the worst bullies in our school, grow up already
Le gasp I’m fucking dying
it's bc WE DONT EXPEXT YALL TO DO IT
@Cedrick READY CEDY Ellis we have our fair share of morons
@@kai-yc2io yeah
One time we had a pizza party and the teacher said only take 1 slice... I took two
Yes police? This person here.
You monster
I’m making sure you get locked up for a long time, you vile disgusting thing
Its fine so did i ;)
I’ve sinned
I'm a girl. I was in a children's treble chorus from age 10-18. I ended up in Second Soprano/First Alto by the end of it.
Let me explain something about these kinds of children's/teenage choruses.
The younger kids have good voices and can learn their music, but they're still inexperienced and don't have strong voices. When you're in that position, you rely on the older girls in the back with experience and strong voices. When you have someone singing in your ear you really only need to half know the music and can sing along well. One or two older girls with powerful voices can guide most of a section.
As I started getting older (maybe it was all along and I didn't notice idk), the girls without strong voices or much talent stopped really learning the music. They figured out that if a piece was really hard or they didn't like it, if they straight up didn't learn it, the director couldn't force us to perform it. These girls (and not just the younger ones) were all private school bitches and didn't care or pay attention and were always on their phones.
Every single year, twice a year, from 10-18, I would try out for one of the solos. Now, I don't really have a solo voice, my voice has more of a boy soprano sound, but I always wanted a solo. Never got one. Until my last year. It was the first quarter where we were gearing up for the Christmas performance. I tried out and the director decided that my boy soprano voice was a good fit for the brief solo at the beginning of Coventry Carol. I was ecstatic. It was a dream come true. I practiced and practiced and practiced.
The others decided that Coventry Carol was too hard and wasn't fun, so they refused to learn it. We didn't perform it. I was crushed. I didn't have a lot else going on and that was literally the highlight of several years.
Second quarter I'm slogging through, learning my music, showing up to practice, still crushed, with a deep growing resentment. I overhear some of the girls talking about learning the music and one of them says "don't worry, Sunniva knows it." and they all laugh (this was not the first time I'd heard this sentiment).
That was the last straw.
I keep showing up until less than a month before the final performance of the season. Then I drop out. None of them knew any of the music or could hold their parts. Without me, they sounded like shit because the Second Sopranos straight up didn't know their music. They sounded bad without me and that's exactly what I wanted. That's probably my proudest accomplishment in life so far.
*That sucks that they didnt do it.*
*Im glad you got your revenge tho!*
Girl boss tbh, you did great! I’m glad those b*tches got what they deserved :)
Bruh I would've just crushed their dreams too. If someone hits you you hurt them back just as bad!
Great! Lazy people deserve this, especially when they're rude to you.
That was good lol
When I was 13, my division at this summer camp I went to went on a 3 day trip to another state. One of our stops was an amusement park. It was time for lunch and I needed a kosher meal. The counselor that was watching us trusted me to go off on my own to a nearby place in the park that gave kosher meals. When I got there, there was already a group of about 20 boys with their counselor from a Jewish camp. I started talking with one of the boys, or he started chatting with me, just something to do while we wait our turns, and the counselor just says, “don’t talk to her, she’s just trying to trick you so she can cut in line.” I said as a little joke, “What? No, no I’m not.” But you know what? I WAS PISSED! I just came over and was waiting in the back just so I can get some goddamn chicken nuggets, and this guy just assumes that I’m there to cut in line?! So I decided, I am going to cut in line. I moved over to the side, and three orders later, the guy asked me what I want, and I ordered. The counselor threw a little tantrum and it was hilarious. I apologized to one of the boys, and he said it was okay, but the counselor pulled him and said, “Don’t talk to the little line cutter.” I know I cut those boys, but seeing the counselor’s tantrum was worth it. I just grabbed my chicken nuggets, grinned at the counselor, and walked back towards my group. And before you judge me, I had absolutely no intention of cutting when I first got there. The thought never crossed my mind once.
I completely relate to this. As a kid especially, nothing made me want to break a rule more than being falsely accused of breaking it by someone in authority.
I actually have one story for this. I was in college, and a girl give her marker and i promised to deliver it later. When i came back to give it back to her, her class just started, and her teacher told me i can give it back to her after class (basically she was telling me to wait for a fucking hour), so i just opened the, entered the class, ingored everyone, leave the marker on the girls desk, say thank you, and walk out. As i was just on the door, her teacher screamed at me because i was being rude and irresponsible and other stuff. For the first time in my life, i just stand there not giving any shit to her, and when she ended i got out and meet my friends. Not my proudest moment, but no i know how it actually feels to not give and absolute shit about anything since that day. It actually feels good.
I'm proud of you. Congrats 👏👏👏
It really does.
And a girl give her marker? I'm confused, do you mean "a girl gave me her marker" ?
@@awcym2220 Yeah, sorry about that. That was2-3 years ago i think
@@awcym2220 this indicates u are not confused at all snd properly understand what he meant to say. You commented that to degrade his english
7:20 is literally the definition of r/iamverybadass and r/thathappened at the same time.
He literally threw him across the room from what it seems like and if that was real then i doubt he would even be conscious when op stepped on his neck with his boot lol
Yes
"F*ck fair fights"
No such thing as an unfair fight. If you came unprepared, that's your own fault.
Well, if you agree to a fistfight with someone to settle a difference, and they bring a knife, that seems pretty unfair
There are no rules to fights unless you both agree. So the only thing you need to know is to win.
8:35 I think that's my favourite part :D "you wouldn't do something like that and that one kid lying on the floor while the rest of the class is terrified is just a coincidence"
7:20 ...And then the paintbrush clapped.
Rowan Thomas HA
And the oven cleaner's name? Albert Einstein.
Rowan Thomas hahaha yep, definitely happened
and that hockey stick went to the moon
When the kid is flying in the air
Oh shhhheeeeeeeeeeeept
Usually, i would move seats whenever someone asks “can i sit there”
But one time
One time i said “no thanks”
Im so evil
I said the N - O word to a classmate when they asked me for gum
I know, that guarantees me to be the worst of the worst
One time, I’ve... I’ve e open the book before the teacher said it!
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Welp this is a squad of madlads
y'all are monsters
In the second grade, I was physically bullied by some idiot named Jeremy.
He threw stuff at me a lot. Once when he was about to, instead of flinching or being scared I just told him, “go ahead, throw that stick at me.” He looked kinda surprised but as it was flying at me I grabbed a basketball. Somehow, the basketball bounced the stick to his face. Poked him in the eye. It was a sharp stick. He was so close to being blinded, I almost wish he had been blinded.
How much I hoped he was blind
“But they should have, because I totes stole that umbrella” 😂 that had me dead
One time at a movie this lady was constantly on her phone, so i kept throwing popcorn at her until she got off and stayed off her phone
Lol. I wanna do that now
@Attila Czinderi those work just as well
@Attila Czinderi well i think a whole tray of nachos to the back of the head would send a pretty good message. But a full soda would work too
I ignored my friend from 3rd grade to 5th grade cause she bullied and stole from my other friend ( i had to pay her to get it back) and she choked me for defending my other friend. (luckily the entire class,my teacher, and principal where in the field to see her )
I took two stickers from the doctor's office instead of one.
You mad man
Absolute madlad
It’s people like you that keep me up at night.
Sinner...
Boys... we got her
Bravo to the people that beat the ever loving shit out of their bullies 👏🏻👏🏻
I’d have to crouch to uppercut this “bully”
15 year old and I never cursed, i never hurt anyone, i always keep my feelings to myself, i never shouted (because i think shouting doesn't feel good). Everyone thinks I'm nice and soft til one night, i started to punch my father, cursed at him pushed him on the road and shouted at him because of my hatred. It's actually not enough for what he have done to my mom and sister. Anyways we're fine and we left him. I didn't regret anything but i promised to never do it again
7:28 is the most pathetic wish fulfillment I've ever seen and you could tell as soon as it said "As the rest of my class got out of my way in terror"
To true
This was loaded with way to much lies
At first I though okay this is fine, but the second I heard best friends dad was bus driver all I could thing was wow. This is a load of bs. Way to many coincidences
Yeah riddled with bullshit for sure. Then the cherry was guy OWNED the bus company too... lol c'mon
@@sosoatypical9836 I have caught a bus home from school where the driver was the owner of the company and the my best friend's dad. Not my story (no incidents happened on the bus the 5 years i caught it). Not saying whether or not it's possible but we exist.
"Then the bus clapped"
"Then the bus clapped"
"Then the bus clapped"
"Then the bus clapped"
Joe Schmoe
*T h e n T h e B u s C l a p p e d*
Joe Schmoe
T h e n t h e b u s c l a p p e d t h a t a s s
Who's Joe?
707yorkie Le Ligma balls 😎😎😎😎
Positivmo Ultra Happitoso The 3rd Yuri dopted
I have a similar story as the guy who beat the bully with a hocky stick...
I also got bullied pretty badly(maybe because they thought I'm easy prey or something cuz I'm pretty thin and look kinda whimpy because of it...idk)
First I just endured it and didn't do anything cuz I couldn't really care less about myself...but some day one of the bullies made the mistake to drag a friend of mine into it...she stepped in and just said "leave him alone" or something(my memory of it is pretty blurred...)and he just slapped her straight in the face that's where I just snapped and proceeded to hit him over and over again...I couldn't stop myself from it...took 3 teachers and 2 students to get me off him...he was already unconscious and I broke one of his arms, his nose and a few of his fingers on his other arm when he was still conscious and trying to block a few punches....I never got bullied after this and never hit anyone else ever again but nearly got suspended from school for it...
I was the quiet kid. Some guy (who wasn’t a bully) was giving me a hard time all semester, one day in physical education I heard him talking shit about me to my friends. I insult him, people are mildly surprised, he insults me to no reaction, he shoves me. This kid was like 6’1, I pick him up, swing him around and launch him into a wall. He broke his right leg and left arm, but nothing happened because he attacked me first. But people were incredibly surprised at the incredible feat of strength that the kid everyone thought was weak just committed.
When I molded for the first time.
Your Lunch fugkinmg fabgoote shuot theo fuockd uop
HexagramMan no i
Normal_human_243 4 you okay?
Normal_human_243 4 nice spelling
@@Normal_human_ r/ihadastroke
7:28 gonna call r/thathappened on that one.
Me Too
It sounds like wish fulfillment to me.
Gonna be real, he had me until "put my boot on his neck, and made him beg for his life." Like I'm sorry there's no way you're a Goody Two Shoes then revert to making someone beg to not be killed
@@sambradley9091 also, when the teacher didnt believe they did it. Especially when everyone else was saying they did do it
Chase Sutherland honestly the person who wrote that is such a liar. if this was true they would likely be in jail for assault.
Oh jeez... this question sums up my last year and a bit. Met a girl, got involved in her drama with a pretty significant number of people, got anxious and couldn’t get out (the girl wouldn’t let me). Said screw it, nice guy gone. Fought like a crazy guy all the while both my PTSD and anxiety skyrocketed. Not my brightest decision, but I learned I don’t need bs in my life. Also learned I’m apparently really good at annoying myself when I want to.
This is basically just people being done with their bullies and unleashing their inner badass to teach them a lesson
I love this
Dear god I think John Wick was submitting a couple of these stories
When my project teammate wouldn't do his work and I told my science teacher, resulting in him failing the project.
I stopped being such a pushover after that.
The thing about the peanut butter reminded me of an incident with a regular customer who would complain about our coffee no matter how fresh it was. One night I put some coffee in a pot and let it sit on the burner at least 6 hours!! I had his 2 to-go coffees ready for him when he arrived to pick them up. Needless to say, he never complained about the coffee ever again!!!! Lol
I had just gotten these nice, new shoes that were pretty expensive. Then my sister and I got into a fight and she drew on the shoes in black sharpie (the shoes were white). I got so mad at her I went into the room and drew a small circle on the wall right across from her bed so that every night she would look at the wall and see the circle and be reminded of what happens when you mess with my stuff.
She sleeps on her side... completely invalidating this.
You should have broke her stuff or somthing.
Was out with friends one night. A family was permitting their kids to run wild in the restaurant. We like kids, but these kids were out of control.
When one of the kids darted under our table, a friend of mine yelled out in pain and exclaimed that the kid had just punched him in the balls. Management negotiated for the family to leave in lieu of the gun and badge thugs being called. My friend also insisted that the family buy our table dessert. After they left, my friend just beamed with the most mischievous smile. The kid had not hit him at all. Problem was solved, and we got free dessert.
_"More than one way to skin a cat."_
7:20 "I'll take 'Things That Never Happened' for $800, Alex."
No no, I can confirm I was the calculus book
lol
@@kai-yc2io Lmao
@@kai-yc2io how did you survive that hit?
Gonna throw my own story into here for the hell of it:
I threw a chair at a guy who bullied me in school for 4 years.
The teachers did nothing about it even though I had been telling them for months. They flat out refused to hand down any sort of punishment, stating that his track record was so awful that he'd just come back after a suspension and do it again.
Should've been expelled. He got off with a mild concussion and a warning, but never even looked at me again.
My favorite is peoples reaction when I tell em to stfu with a straight face and a smile after listening to nonsense. It gets a good reaction cause Im either the quiet one or the nice one, at work at least
In 3rd grade I was an angel and everybody was my friend except that one kid name Allan. He would punch me in the shoulder as hard as he can and kick my shins. And one day I just snapped and when he tried to punch my shoulder I dodged AND KNOCKED THE ABSOLUTE BLOOD OUT OF HIM
I am serious. I uppercut him so hard blood and teeth went flying out and when he collapsed I got on top of him and was beating him till he was screaming stop.
His parents, and I SWEAR said, "He practically asked for it."
Didn't even get in trouble.
It's great when parents know that their kid is a brat and don't get upset when someone beats some sense into them. Too bad it wasn't the parents themselves so it hadn't been a problem to begin with.
r/thathappened
Source: trust me bro
Yeah okay Timmy
yeah, ofc that happened
A lot of r/thathappened material here
*C H E C K M A T E*
@@tr-iu1nq damn nigguh
@@tr-iu1nq why are you gay
Stop it
yeq. That what your dad told you
I remember second grade where these two kids seemed so cool to me and I wanted to be like them. I did end up taking my own path after trying to be like them, but my personality was slightly different. I was a sweet child who thought “dang” was a bad word, and then I know I became a jerk overtime, now with many snarky and sarcastic comments on most things. It makes everyone laugh at least but I know it lowers the persons self esteem so I try not to do it often.
this happens to a lot of people but im sure with age most people grow out of it
I literally had a bag of pencils holding it in my hand, someone needed a pencil and I said I didnt have any, he said I did, and then I just responded with "you are seeing things"
A girl at work asked me for a cigarette. Everyone runs out; so, I gave her one. Next day, she asks me again. This is getting a little annoying. Third day, another ask. I just said no, as she's staring at the cigarette box shaped bulge in my pocket.
The story from "themcp" sounds like something straight from r/thathappened
Yeah. Sounds like some bullshit.
Most of these do.
Its fake, the oven cleaner wouldve burned his face.
7:20 I honestly doubt this one. Either OP made it up or highly, thoroughly embellished whatever happened.
Uh why?
@@BlackDeath1973 Because oven cleaner has lye in it. It would have burned his face. Wiping it off won't work. It has to be neutralized and then washed off, then burn treatment can start depending on how bad it burned.
Here's a good representation of what it does.
1.bp.blogspot.com/-pY9ZyMCj4Ss/UH-cf-VfewI/AAAAAAAAA48/XsCah9qYTHk/s1600/burn.jpg
@@TacDyne damn u know ur shit and high schoolers wouldnt hide in corners they really wouldnt give a fuck
@@TacDyne That bothered me about this story, too. If you use oven cleaner and don't wear gloves, that stuff will eat at your fingers.
@@BlackDeath1973 The whole story reeks of bullshit. High school seniors cowering in the corner because a fight broke out? Stepping on someone's neck and making them beg for their life? Being cool with the bus driver who also happens to be the owner of the bus company so you don't get in trouble? Yeah I'm calling bs on all of that
9:33 The best "I am in fact the CEO of this company" moment
The person who posted the umbrella story should consider a career writing smutty romance novels. The suspense, the intrigue, the arousal of considering such a heinous act of lawlessness! It was glorious! 10/10 would read again.
The Canadian dude made me lose faith in humanity.. er.. never mind. Made me l lose faith in Canadians**
I promise you, not all us Canadians would betray the world like this! Believe me!
We're sorry
MangeSmidtsHemligaPlåtslagarPluton he didn’t drink enough maple syrup
Should be considered an act of treason
@@theempirestatebuilding5249 Everyone knows the 11th commandment. "Thy Canadian shalt always say thine is sorry or face severe consequences"
Wait so I get a pass to do something bad every few years? 👍🏼
If so I'm about 2 days form cashing out
@@cooperwatkins6063 this is my first time writing something to express how funny this was, thank you kind sir for the chuckle.
I mean unless it’s like, genocide. Then you have to wait two years
Well yes but no
Wowie I've seen you around more than a few times
Stopped being a chore-slave for my foster family, and ignored unreasonable curfews. They locked me out and I just wandered the town until someone more reasonable opened the door for me. Sometimes I just slept at a friend's house when they went too far. I started having headphones on 24/7 since I could just ignore their jabbering. Turns out I really am very sensitive to noise and smell since I get migraines, and with me listening to music really made me more mellow since it's easier to be normal if you aren't dealing with head splitting pain.
Migraines were bad enough that I honestly considered gouging my eyes to ease the pain on peak pain days.
Thank you for being one of the only reddit reading channels that actually spellchecks and edits the text so that what the bot says is coherent. It's so annoying when they just copy paste the post text.
I got abused by my moms boyfriend a lot so one day we got in a fist fight because I was tired of getting screamed at and now I live alone and it's great
I hope you don’t let what they did leave scars on you, mentally and physically! (:
Hope you're doing well rn
@@fbi855 I really am, thank you.
You're your own person man. Nobody can take that away from you, especially not a step parent. Take it easy and stay stellar dude.
@@meridabrown4355 I think it will hurt more when his son, who's 12 and knows he's not a good man, will retaliate against him like I did. I think my mom will stop defending him too when my brother eventually moves out early or fights him back.
got sick of my friend disappearing for months and never explaining why, but always demanding i take him back and pretend nothing happened. this went on for almost three years. then i purposefully provoked him, he said some horrible shit, told it to everyone i could find. he’s now blacklisted from all social gatherings.
The one where the kid hit that guy with the hockey stick it instantly reminded me of that scene from Halloween where Michael beats up that bully with a stick
in kindergarten through 2nd grade I was basically the painfully obvious shameless kid who didn't really care about what others thought, I would straight up admit when I did something bad and was quite used to people saying "that's not something to be proud of" so I was understandably immensely insulted when someone accused me of doing something wrong.
one day the popular kids tried to shift the blame onto me for writing graffiti on the bathroom stalls, and without even a chance to explain myself I was brought to the principals office where I was lectured about why I shouldn't write graffiti on the bathroom stalls without being allowed to respond ounce, so when I was finally allowed to speak I said "you know what? I've never wrote graffiti on ANYTHING in my whole dam life, but I sure as hell will now."
He silently sent me back to class and it was never mentioned again, but I quite plainly expressed my hate for the staff at that school from them on. never really wrote graffiti on the stalls, but I did kick the door off a stall shortly after which ended up bending the stall itself and I silently glared at the principal throughout the resulting school assembly. he clearly knew it was me and put some emphasis into some of his words while staring directly at me doing the whole not so subtle public lecture thing but I didn't give a shit and was reveling in righteous fury at the time. the popular kids never messed with me again at that school and I don't know if it was because they got what they deserved from that false accusation or something else but I didn't care at the time, it was the teachers fault for immediately believing them no questions asked anyways. though maybe it was my fault for trusting the school faculty to do their job, but I wasn't that much of a pessimist at the time, I was always expecting people to randomly accuse me of something I just wasn't expecting people to believe them for no reason.
well my faith in humanity died that day but dammit I felt free. I basically became known as the trouble maker in every subsequent school I went to since I stopped putting up with the teachers shit and at one point after finding an actual good teacher I convinced the principal to give her a raise and they even threw in a vacation to Hawaii during the summer. long story short I had just moved to Germany where all the classes where 5 years ahead and they didn't believe that I hadn't taken algebra by 3rd grade and I was straight up ignored for two weeks before one of the teachers finally decided to listen to my explanation and actually started teaching me. of course this led to even more shit when I moved back to the USA and they lost my transcripts so I had to retake 5 years of classes I had already taken and literally didn't learn anything new before I graduated highschool, but that's to long of a story to put here.
so long story short it turns out people are shitty and you should never trust them and never gift them things openly unless you wanna pay for it later and Humvees are only bulletproof on the outside so buckle your seatbelts if you don't wanna accidentally headbutt the window and crack it. also, unrelated but it turns out driving into a chain link fence in a Humvee real slow will bend it and allow you to drive over it while running into it at full speed will just make it act like a net and catch you.
I deadass don't know how to respond
I didn't read your whole post; but, my brother got called into the principle's office. He was waiting outside while they were grilling another kid. Some teacher's car got soaped & they thought he did it. They started with, "Do you know why we called you in here?" "Yeah. You found that pot in my locker!"
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god damn, sounds like he's a pro.
Wow that’s an insane story. Literally don’t know how to respond
One time when I was about 13 I was hanging out with some friends and they were all arguing and yelling at each other about some petty shit. This had gone on for a long time and I was just sick of it. I’m normally a pretty calm and non confrontational person, but I literally screamed at the top of my lungs and yelled at them to shut the fuck up. They were all stunned into silence and didn’t bring up whatever they were arguing about again. It was actually pretty therapeutic for me
7:27 - the Embellishment readings are so high my Embellishometer just exploded.
WYSI WYFSI
I’m usually a pushover(and I’m surrounded by people who like to take advantage of that) and I help everyone who asks for help but one time, I was in such a bad mood that when a project was given to us and I was the best in my class(probably one of the few, if not the only one who knew how to do it), I turned everyone who asked for help down. I felt really bad afterwards tho because it was a pretty difficult project.
Helloo, random storytime:
I'm a pretty good kid, and I always do my work.
In one of my classes, nearly everyone asks to "look" at my paper (I don't know why they don't just ask to copy it, it's pretty obvious) One day, basically my entire packet is spread throughout the classroom. Normally, I wouldn't mind, but I had a really bad migraine, resulting in my patience being non-existent.
We had a bell-ringer to complete, which cannot be done without the packet. I write down the questions and try to wait patiently. Halfway through class I still don't have my papers back. At this point, I still have people asking me for different pages.
I can't do it anymore. These people are needy, my head is pounding, and they need to do their own work. While my teacher is in the middle of her lesson, I stand up, apologize for interrupting, and start walking down the rows, picking my papers up one by one.
To be completely honest, the look of disbelief on their faces was great, and I think I should do that more often.
Sorry for that whole thing, if you read all the way through, thank you :)
7:20 never happened
All it's missing is 'And then everybody clapped.'
No, no, I can confirm, I was the paintbrush
9:41
When ur Thought the Bus Driver is a Employee but Instead is The *Founder*
Top 10 Anime Betrayals.
When your aRe am thinking that bus driving is employ of company but is *Fownding*
Top 10 animay betrayal
I was helping bring groceries in for an alcoholic relative who had recently had a bad fall. Everyone knew that her alcohol consumption was becoming extremely damaging to her health and to her children’s mental health. So while bringing the wine bottles in, I “accidentally” tripped and dropped them on the ground. I know it wasn’t the best thing to do but it was really upsetting that she was still trying to drink after falling because she was too drunk to walk.
I once told the hairdresser that I wasnt happy with my haircut, I'm not lying.
"AnD TheN i ThREw HiM AcRosS ThE ROoM"
Alright so I'm a very attractive lady in highschool and smart, but I have glasses and love to read. So that makes me a nerd, and of course there are some thots that come with the schools. One day a thot was picking on my choice to read as she always did because she knew I was prettier. I, of course, just looked down very embarrassed and went on with my day. But the next day I had enough, so when she started bullying me, and I tackeled her using my karate moves that I learned the night before. She got injured pretty bad and her family sued, little did they know I knew the president! Nothing happened because I was obviously superior and I was never bothered again. Oh yeah, then all the people from my school clapped & would give me compliments everyday. Idk if they were scared or just hiding it.
True story. 💯💯
TL;DR: I attacked my highschool bully and everyone loved me since
Lmaaao
This is more believable than most of these tbh
Imani Maldonado basically sums up how the bs in this video is created 🤣
you.. you’re joking, right?,,
chєєzє вun Its a joke. This person is just making a parody and making fun of the bs stories in the vid
Been the nice guy my whole life, always helped out anyone I could with anything if it was within my ability, what I learned is that all too often I just got people taking advantage of my kindness, expecting anytime they needed anything and rarely got anything out of it, and always was a sucker for people begging for money outside stores, knew most of them didn't really need it but was too kind to say no to at least giving them my pocket change, now have no problem walking right by them saying no right as they start to ask or give me their sob story
nobody who says “ive been a nice person all my life” is a nice person.
Well then when they say it, it means they no longer are one (wich makes sense since the sentence follows up with "I'm gonna do something bad now").
Did an evil guy quest
When I was in highschool there was this one kid that everyone kept getting annoyed at. He acted as the "cool kid", so when he was talking about how he dumped all of his ex's because they were ugly I spoke up, told him across the room that if he wasn't sure that it wasn't the other way around, then the whole class stared at me and yelled out "damnnnn!"
I’d always been a good kid, but one day when I was 17 my friend and I got sick of it and wanted to have a cool story, so at 4:00 am in Pennsylvania, we booked a flight to Orlando Florida and I didn’t tell my parents (he was smart and told his that morning) so my parents had no clue I was across the country until I landed. We went swimming and had a great time at a resort we snuck into, and then I went home and was grounded for 2 weeks
The most quiet and polite people are always the dangerous ones that you gotta back off from once they snap.
I love being the quiet and nice person
I remember in sixth grade a boy would always annoy me in various ways like poking, pulling little strands of my hair, and just generally being rude.
I have never been the type to hit someone I barely knew on purpose and not say sorry right after.
Everyone knew me as the nice girl.
One day, he finally stepped over the line. He had tried to flirt with me (oddly enough) and put me in a corner while patting my shoulder. Luckily for me, I had a very heavy and large history book in my hands.
I proceeded to step on his foot, which made him bend over, and just in time, slam the book on the back of his head. Everyone had looked at me in shock. I don't blame them either.
The very nice and quiet girl just put a boy on the floor in a matter of seconds.
I put away the history book, went to my desk, and then sketched on some random papers.
The teacher had come in and everyone was quiet.
I made everyone in my year scared of me.
I loved the looks on everyone's faces as well. Doing something that violent with very little experience in fighting and seeing fear in their faces, felt good.
I was always bullied when i was in elementary emotionally,getting ,picked on and etc. One day in boys scout camping i was taking a bath at our area of the showers then this kid whos older than me but is in a lower grade walks up to me and shoves me aside for him to take a shower (i was always a calm guy but when i was in pre-elem i would always be in fights with other kids i just stopped because my mom was getting embaraced because of what i was doing)then suddenly my anger that came from being bullied and picked on burst and punched that kid right in his nose and he didnt go down so i kicked his ass right into the wall then i walked up to his a punched his 2 more times before i stopped kid had a broken nose and a bruise on the back of his head my friend were so shocked that i would actually fight this guy cuz i was always the happy weeb thats always smilling sort of guy and i didnt even get in trouble for that
Tl;dr i was getting bullied then one day i was having enough so i beat this guy up and didnt get detention
Sounds similar to my story
Life tip: be really nice and calm, so when you get angry, its way scarier and way crazy.
I got a story for this.
I'm 18 now and a few years back after my first ever school suspension, my 'goodness' started to decline, I slowly started getting more and more verbal about my anger. I don't remember the exact day or what happened but, I walked into my 6th grade english class, completely fed up already. We were taking a quiz and I have (self diagnosed) ADHD. As I was tapping my pencil or bouncing my leg, I found a position for my foot that allowed me to focus, which just so happened to be where the kid behind me's desk leg was. Being the silent ball of anger that I was, I pushed his desk leg to take the spot, he pushed back and so on for about 30 or so seconds. I pushed back once more and he stood up, ready to fight. Even though I started it, I was still pissed off and stood up too, he threw an elbow and I somehow managed to get him into a headlock. I held him in place and shook him around a bit, knocking one of his shoes off, when security came, obviously we were both sent to the office, but I just remember the feeling of releasing some of that anger that I'd been saving for years
P.S. Me and the kid did have some prior moments that could've led to this but when I think back on it, I was just angry.
TL;DR I was too angry to keep calm and started a fight for absolutely no reason.
Edit: This obviously isn't my main account. Myron, If you see this, no hard feelings, I was just having a very shitty day.
I have plenty actually.
I've been the quiet kid that kept to himself and always did things by the book. I had a few bullies and by 7th grade I was at my breaking point with them. First time I snapped was during gym class. Had a drink and this kid that always messed with me pretty much made me hand it over to him and he never gave it back. So it took out a piece of gum, chewed it up, and put it in his hair. He got pissed, shoved me, and threw my drink back at me. After gym was lunch and he approached me so I decided to throw the first punch
Second breaking point was again in gym but during 8th grade. We were outside and the gym teacher was focused on this other group. This other kid that had given me trouble for years was messing with me till I shoved him on the ground and managed to rip his shirt.
in 12th grade I had two instances where I had enough of people's stupidity. There was your typical group of kids in the class being talkative and distracting; teacher wasn't in the room, and because the kids were blacked, I said something along the lines of "shutup you porch monkies" because I was so irritated and they gave me this bewildered look, and I was shocked they didn't try to gang up on me.
Second instance was another class where for whatever reasons we had a rolling computer chair. This class consisted of a few of my friends then like a quarter of the football team, including the QB, who obviously always got the rolling chair. One day I decided to take the chair for myself since I was never paid attention to and the kid kept asking where his chair was. Another teacher comes in and is talking to ours when he notices I have it and is demanding I give it to him. So I stand up, look at him, and said "take it and I'll put you in that wall". He looks at me for a few seconds then decides to sit back down. After class my teacher called me over and gave me the verbal equivalent of a pat on the back for putting this obnoxious kid in his place
Going through this phase in my life right now but in the end I can’t do anything “bad” ☹️😤
Lizzy Rose :3 sameee
I got one.
Once in the movie theater a bunch people went out to watch the new Marvel movie.
This girl was with her friends and she talked all the way in the trailers, but I didn't care for trailers. When the movie started she made a comment in the first scene and I let it go, in the second time, when she was about to saying say I cut her midsentence and said "Shut up!".
Not a peep from anyone after.
“I’m not cut out to be bad”. I felt that one to my core. I’m the same, I just can’t. Even when I was bullied, I just sucked it up and carried on. I didn’t retaliate or defend my self. Idk, I just couldn’t, I was like a stepping stone. Now I do defend myself, but I’m also still a “Mr. Reliable” for some things lmao
Some of these brought tears to my eyes because the person couldn't take the bullying any more... 😢
I have one that happened my freshman year of highschool (I'm a sophomore)
There was this one kid who was really full of himself, always an ass. One time on the bus this guy had made fun of me and throat chopped me in front of my "on the bus friends" (TBH I dint know why I didn't fight him there and then) I had studied martial arts for 7 1/2 years so I figured I was totally equipped to stand my own in a fight. Later a week before school ends for summer I'm watching the Netflix adaptation of the Jungle Book and the boy was acting up as usual. The boy, unzipped his pants zipper and stuck a finger in it. Went up to a nerd as said "agh thanks Tyler that was the best" proceeds to walk over to a girl and do the same then walk to the class and say "oh you want some too Tus?" Then me, (Tus) stand up the moment he gets in my face and hit him dead in the cheek.
(I am really proud of myself for that moment, and he's still pissed but he really deserved for all the other things he did to needs and other kids)
8:30 has some really strong r/thathappened vibes
Bless these people for doing the stuff we won't. They are truly heroes
I stole my neighbours stick
Random Caveman dick*
you fucking monster
1. How old are you? (Change it to the nearest 10)
2. Why the fuck did you do a dog move?
3. That is somethin bad? My neighbours threw it at me when I stole it.... wait then they gave it to me...nvm!
ŘøsĕPłąysGąmĕs I don't know if I should whoosh you or not tbh
*_You are the enemy of people_*
2:15 ngl one of my favorite reddit posts I’ve ever read
Got my annual car inspection, they failed me for absolutely having no issues wasted 2 hours going to another inspection centre only to pass with flying colours wasted 65 dollars. So 3 weeks later at 3am on my way back home I stopped near that inspection place and used my katana sword and smashed up all the front windows, Felt great don’t ask why I carry a katana in the back of my car.
I stole some little bag at the checkout counter in Walmart when I was like 6 I told my mom in the car and cried for hours about how horrible of a person I was. It was horrific. I ruined a good day for myself.