@@CordovanSplotchVT Hey, even though they (hololive) haven't collabed with VShojo, doesn't mean that they'll never collab. There WILL be a day where that happens, ONE day I say.
@@austintrigloff9562 yea, all that money she gets off of faking being surprised by chat's 300IQ galaxy brain wit, you sure hit the nail on the head buddy LOOOOOOOOL
@@housemanaI ACTUALLY think she gets a kick outta it. It's probably hilarious for her and her family. But even if it isn't, what would you do for money
The four horsemen of melody's adorableness. "'Yay, I tricked melody!' like it's the hardest thing to do." "I'm gonna eat your soul." "I'm going to kill you! IM GOING TO KILL YOU." "You people need to grow up!"
>"I don't have much of a noticeable speech impediment" "Mellll, what do you want with your coffee?" "MY COFFVEE? MY COFFVEE?..... UHH...ehhhh.......bahgel...."
Yo does she have a actual real speech impediment? Because it sounds like her voice is always cracking like teenage boy going through puberty lol or maybe it’s just the way her voice is lol 😆
@@pcxPOT no way. That doesn’t make sense. Out of all the fake voices she can pick she picks the weirdest sounding one? Yeah right bro. It’s gotta be her real voice.
The dorsal when referenced to the head means the top or superior most part where the majority of the neocortex responsible for high order processing is made so she was correct here.
@@squallofthedai she’s luring all of u into a false sense of security thinking ur bullying her when in reality she’s controlling u. Honestly I think she’s gonna be the one to unite all countries under one patriarch but we’ll save this discussion for another time...
@@mayborneflower If memory serves, one is someone who's just really really *small* , and the other has a normally proportioned head but very small body. Dwarfism is also often accompanied by the muscle mass being what it normally would be, but the arm and leg *bones* being much shorter than normal, giving the appearance of being really fat. I'm not 100% on the specifics, but there's the nutshell version.
@@mayborneflower interestingly, last I heard, Midgets basically don't exist anymore. If Doctors detect that the kid is going to be a midget they can get the kid on a growth hormone treatment regimen and upgrade them right out of the classification.
At the very beginning, both things are true for Mel, but it gets deeper. Melody has social anxiety issues that may well have stemmed from her speech issues. Her inability to properly pontificate led her to be more recluse, which results in a more introspective brain. More on that in a bit... Melody has a talent for creative expression. This means she is a great artist and entertainer, which explains her popularity. Instead of repeating herself, for instance, she insists on coming up with different ways to express herself. Naturally, she may run out of things to immediately say, and end up saying something ludicrous. She may become passionate and speak without realizing the implications. These all constitute creative expression. Anything is better than being “boring”. Lastly, her introspective nature will allow her to be more self aware and reflective. This is where all the intellectual knowledge comes in. She is able to take what I call a “third person perspective” approach, analyzing her actions and her circumstances from the outside-in. What’s unique about Mel, however, is just how well she can articulate her introspective thoughts. This is a rare skill, even amongst creative expressionists, as this approach to problem solving is fairly abstract. Abstract thought is indicative of an ingenious mind. To put it in layman’s terms, Melody got a big wrinkly brain, and her brain happens to be wired in regards to philosophy and entertainment. I think that as much as we make fun of her awkwardness, a lot of people actually respect Melody. I hope I could properly explain what goes into having a brilliant personality without getting, well, too personal, or obscure.
This is why I love these kinds of jokes. The joke itself is rarely, if ever, funny. But the look of the other person's psyche slowly being chipped away is so wonderful
That dog from before better not be loafing around. I think pure bread dogs is the upper crust. I ponder more dog jokes but i don't have my ducks in a row. Id better loaf now before i crumble because i think that i burnt my last joke but atleast it was pretty toasty
I wasted 50% of my battery in my phone just from watching this so many times bruh I need help xD, fucked up part I’m at work with this just blasting in my pocket xD
It's taken me over a year, but I finally figured out who she sounds like! Willow from Buffy the Vampire Slayer! Once you hear it, you'll never unhear it.
I like how, despite all the testicle jokes, "updog" was the one that nearly broke her.
That eyetwitch at 'updog'... You can almost FEEL the rage. lol
@@d3genr3gen26 man of culture right here
@@d3genr3gen26 Imagine dragon deze nuts across yo face HAHAHAHAH
Simple is best
XD
"All this talk of Sawcon is reminding me of Updog."
"W...." *angry sigh*
The eye twitch afterwards made it better lol
Nothing much
and HER EYE TWITCHED.... HAHAHAHAHAHAHA even if its a bug, WHAT PERFECT TIMING TO GLITCH
@@Justic_ ikr, sounds like they were just genuinely reminded of it XD
We were this close!
Melody: Suffers psychic damage from puns.
Ina: Causes psychic damage to others with puns.
Too bad we'll never see a Melody/Ina collab.
@@CordovanSplotchVT Hey, even though they (hololive) haven't collabed with VShojo, doesn't mean that they'll never collab. There WILL be a day where that happens, ONE day I say.
@@alexkemplen772 as far as I know they're allowed to collab with VShojo, just not Melody.
@@CordovanSplotchVT why not melody?
@@StarWarsNerd1465 she streams "adult content" on the other sites. Hololive doesn't want any association with that.
Mel: "Wow, chat get's such joy in tricking me!"
Zen: "First time?"
Zen lives in hell. Every stream.
@@austintrigloff9562 yea, all that money she gets off of faking being surprised by chat's 300IQ galaxy brain wit, you sure hit the nail on the head buddy LOOOOOOOOL
@@austintrigloff9562 It was written on her destiny!!
@@housemanaI ACTUALLY think she gets a kick outta it. It's probably hilarious for her and her family. But even if it isn't, what would you do for money
@@austintrigloff9562 With all the fire and brimstone she should be accustomed to it, I mean she's a dragon after all XD.
I am writing literally all of these down, this is PHENOMENAL material
Same here
Jup same
Ikr
Same
I saved the clip 🤣 to take notes later
She’s so cute when she’s mad
Why do you think we do it
Ikr
She is always cute no matter what
The four horsemen of melody's adorableness.
"'Yay, I tricked melody!' like it's the hardest thing to do." "I'm gonna eat your soul." "I'm going to kill you! IM GOING TO KILL YOU." "You people need to grow up!"
Also when she talks about baggles.
Melody: won't fall for ligma
Also melody: immediately falls every other joke like it
She must not have heard about the man that fell out of a plane without a parachute into wet concrete.
He left a good impression.
Dude 😂wtf
...........
I fucking hate you for that joke
lmao xD
You are doing God's work.
"one is good, the other is mel"
*oof size EXTRA LARGE
>"I don't have much of a noticeable speech impediment"
"Mellll, what do you want with your coffee?"
"MY COFFVEE? MY COFFVEE?..... UHH...ehhhh.......bahgel...."
Can I get the sauce of that scene?
@@No-uc6fg TH-cam doesn’t allow links anymore (even from their own site) so here’s the video code: “YsDOzsKHrVA”
Baggle
@@Richman4066 Wait, seriously? I saw someone use a link a few days ago.
@@Riku_Sarashiki yeah I saw that too. I had originally posted a link as a reply too.
Just look up "projektmelody bagel", everyone
The CD's-one was pretty good ngl.
Why no time stamp
@@StinTheAlchemist Cuz he's tryna trick you
Never mind found it 🤣
@@StinTheAlchemist Why no time stamp??
@@StinTheAlchemist why
My joke went over her head. I said that I'm not open to doors, they always close on me. She then proceeded to tell me that I need a door doctor, lol!
So you need a doorctor?
@@MolotovKiller Hahaha! Good one :)
He who controls the doors, controls space, Luke.
@@bug5654 He who controls the pants
@@bug5654 nice doormonster reference.
When he didn't actually win in a cake competition
Mel: My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined
2:00 angry eye twitching
if she made that a real hat, i'd buy it.......HEY MEL YOU SHOULD MAKE IT REAL
.... She could make a new fashion line and people would buy it
@@austintrigloff9562 yeah, I'm people
Who doesn't like pudding 😋
It's a food that can SqUeLcH*
I can't like this comment, because it's at 69, and if a comment ever deserved it, it's this one.
"GAWD DIAM ET!"
- Melody
Yo does she have a actual real speech impediment? Because it sounds like her voice is always cracking like teenage boy going through puberty lol or maybe it’s just the way her voice is lol 😆
@@wesleyc8101 it's not her real voice
@@pcxPOT no way. That doesn’t make sense. Out of all the fake voices she can pick she picks the weirdest sounding one? Yeah right bro. It’s gotta be her real voice.
"My dorsal area"
That's your back melody
You can't spell airhead without AI... That's probably what stands for AI girl (sorry Mel)
The dorsal when referenced to the head means the top or superior most part where the majority of the neocortex responsible for high order processing is made so she was correct here.
@@PowerPerPound that's good to know actually.
thanks!
Every time I see her react to puns I just want to hug her...
She has mastered the art of getting those donations.
Mel: I'm out of here, I'm leaving, don't stop me.
Also Mel: *I can't seem to lift my leg to traverse this change in elevation*
Melody’s chat bullies her more than any other chat in history😂😂
Zen's chat would like to have a word :P
@@squallofthedai she’s luring all of u into a false sense of security thinking ur bullying her when in reality she’s controlling u. Honestly I think she’s gonna be the one to unite all countries under one patriarch but we’ll save this discussion for another time...
@@squallofthedai Nagzz chat: Hold my beer.
@@squallofthedai Fun fact: That day Zen Raided her at around the Updog/CD joke portion of the video.
@@dragonmanj yeah, that's partly why.... Although all of v-shojo share viewers
Wait, so she's saying that if we successfully tease her, she'll add our names to a list that she screams at every night?
Okey-dokey!
Part of me wants to protect her for ever but the other part of me is to busy dying laughing
That eye twitch on the updog joke was the best one
She had a full Weezy Jefferson moment.
1:55 as u can see class this is a perfect example of the gears in your head slowly beginning to turn
I haven't heard this much heavy breathing from Melody since...Well, let's not talk about that...There's just a lot of heavy breathing here...
How in the void are you this late!?!
You know Chat’s working hard when they push her that far
*_t h e f r i c k e n i n g_*
It's kind of like watching an anomaly in a test chamber
I mean, wasn't Mel's entire origin story about how impressionable she is, and how the internet *corrupted the shit out of her mind*?
As it did to most
It’s so sad that Steve Jobs died of ligma…
Who the hell is Steve Jobs?
*L i g m aballs*
@@oof8852 got eem
@@oof8852 *BOOOOOM* noooooooo
@@valansvg4110 The guy that made iPhone, the phones that every 5 years you waste 1k$ for a new one.
(1:54) I love the way Mel reacted to the "updog" joke. She's just like 😑 _"You know what? I'm done. I'm so fucking done right now."_
Maybe this is why skynett made the terminators
That moment when Melody is rethinking her life choices...
What's funny is that teaching people not to fall for this is exactly like creating a functional neural network.
Remember: Melody is an AI construct, so your jokes can literally hurt her
She is memetic entity, living in the collective conscience of her community. She literally takes nourishment from the attention.
@@thatguy2377 If attention is nourishment, then for her these jokes are like MacDonald's dollar menu food
Someone should probably let Mel know that she can legitimately sub out the word Midget for Dwarf if that’s really an issue for her.
The two are actually different things.
@@CiaranMaxwell Do elaborate. I’m kinda curious now.
@@mayborneflower If memory serves, one is someone who's just really really *small* , and the other has a normally proportioned head but very small body. Dwarfism is also often accompanied by the muscle mass being what it normally would be, but the arm and leg *bones* being much shorter than normal, giving the appearance of being really fat.
I'm not 100% on the specifics, but there's the nutshell version.
@@mayborneflower interestingly, last I heard, Midgets basically don't exist anymore. If Doctors detect that the kid is going to be a midget they can get the kid on a growth hormone treatment regimen and upgrade them right out of the classification.
"You guys need to grow up!" *is actively laughing*
You could say they're driving her
Bananas! :D
All the jokes are reminding me of your melody.
Melodeez nuts GOTTEM
>Mel hates "Nuts"
What about "Nutstaku"?
What about me?
These puns and the reaction... They are great. Especially the reactions. Those are very great.
Few people has been sacrificed but they will not be forgotten
"Wait, so he did not take a baking class"
I awwed so hard, she is so pure
That killed me I was laughing. Drax she is not.
Mel is cute no matter what she does
alternative video title: "Melody Dies Inside Every Second"
At the very beginning, both things are true for Mel, but it gets deeper.
Melody has social anxiety issues that may well have stemmed from her speech issues. Her inability to properly pontificate led her to be more recluse, which results in a more introspective brain. More on that in a bit...
Melody has a talent for creative expression. This means she is a great artist and entertainer, which explains her popularity. Instead of repeating herself, for instance, she insists on coming up with different ways to express herself. Naturally, she may run out of things to immediately say, and end up saying something ludicrous. She may become passionate and speak without realizing the implications. These all constitute creative expression. Anything is better than being “boring”.
Lastly, her introspective nature will allow her to be more self aware and reflective. This is where all the intellectual knowledge comes in. She is able to take what I call a “third person perspective” approach, analyzing her actions and her circumstances from the outside-in. What’s unique about Mel, however, is just how well she can articulate her introspective thoughts. This is a rare skill, even amongst creative expressionists, as this approach to problem solving is fairly abstract. Abstract thought is indicative of an ingenious mind.
To put it in layman’s terms, Melody got a big wrinkly brain, and her brain happens to be wired in regards to philosophy and entertainment. I think that as much as we make fun of her awkwardness, a lot of people actually respect Melody. I hope I could properly explain what goes into having a brilliant personality without getting, well, too personal, or obscure.
Same
Accurate much
Any summary on this?
wut
Holly shit,man!That's looks like very true!!That's explain much how his think and make some things.Are you a psicology's student?
Dear god, her hopping around and throwing a fit is adorable
"i ruined a joke trying to be PC" yep that's how it usually goes.
Unintentional ASMR after the Updog
this is a great victory
This is why I love these kinds of jokes. The joke itself is rarely, if ever, funny. But the look of the other person's psyche slowly being chipped away is so wonderful
6:40
Mel: Aggghhhhh!!!!
Ame: Finally a worthy opponent!
That pure concentration on "up dog" 🤣🤣🤣
7:51 man shes sad that he didn't take a baking class
i feel good my not intended qoute was taken as a joke.
We will never stop! Your too cute when your frustrated.
The eye twitch at Updog is always fantastic
It's so hard to say goodbye but God damn is so good to see them go 😏😏
3:15 - joke makes mel laugh and tells her audience to grow up :)
Melody: "I'm impressionable! Fuck."
We can see that.
1:54 That eye twitch XD
"Stop it. Get some help." - Mel, probably.
Melody: Stop
Everyone: Hammer Time
be ashamed for making her cry, but also keep it up it's adorable
The pop list?
Think Melody, think.
What's 10 minutes.
I can always start again.
Make a new account.
F u omniman, How dare you make another viltrimite that get's beaten up badly? Just because you have tons of accounts you can just sugondesenuts.
Now this is the true twitch experience
We'll stop it when you stop being so adorable.
The best one is definitley the anger after almost falling for up dog I think the best reaction to getting someone with up dog is arin from game grumps
Mel: "I scream at it!"
The Boys: "Joke's still on you - we're into that shit!"
she says dorsal like it means top but if means back LUL
her look of disappointment is priceless.
Wish I could see chats reaction to all this
2:18 Don't talk to Mel, she's angy
I'm so happy someone did the pirate joke. Absolutely made my day
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
@@MDMDMDMDMDMDMDMDMD w?
@@midnightordeal1210 no, it's not W
@@MDMDMDMDMDMDMDMDMD is it 17?
@@suicidalpancakepress5756 that's a number silly
Bro does melody has a playlist of all of the songs she uses on stream? dAMn
That dog from before better not be loafing around. I think pure bread dogs is the upper crust. I ponder more dog jokes but i don't have my ducks in a row. Id better loaf now before i crumble because i think that i burnt my last joke but atleast it was pretty toasty
She's adorable when she's upset by puns.
Melody's pure disappointment and anger for her chats jokes 😂😂😂😂
Mel with long hair is somewhat to die for
"Oh that's clever"
That was just so genuine
2:00 LMAO THE EYE TWITCH
Melody looks so done with her chat rofl
How is she falling for all of these
I wasted 50% of my battery in my phone just from watching this so many times bruh I need help xD, fucked up part I’m at work with this just blasting in my pocket xD
I usually see melody with lewd clothes but dang it she looks so cute with those especially the cat hat
A certain Steve Carell clip would have been real handy around the 2:40 mark or so.
Is this the meaning of a 'Vibe Check' ✅
That pause when she was about to say "what's" lol
3:46 I don't know why i felt mad jimmy neutron vibes from this
Sometimes she sounds like Misty from Pokemon, like at 2:25
1:58 I like how if you look at Mel's face you can see the 😤 visibly
4:06 lmaoooo Mel slowing down her reading, blinking quickly, and turning towards the camera was like perfect comedic timing
The goddamn it's keep getting better 😂
this is "nuts taku"
3:05 Would you say it drives you nuts?
Yooo my friend did the im going dont stop me thing once. He never spoke to us after that. I sure wonder why
Mel's chat: the cracks are forming, soon we will break her mind.
This is ez content for Midori, don't need to right down many time stamps, just the start and finish.
Fr lol she is so adorable when pissed lol
It's taken me over a year, but I finally figured out who she sounds like! Willow from Buffy the Vampire Slayer! Once you hear it, you'll never unhear it.
This is how Skynet takes over, from being bullied
Mel is so fussy and gullible like a kid lol