The more that Mel streams the more her brain capacity decreases. A .001% decrease per stream. By the year 2023 (if Mel streams that long) Her brain capacity will most likely be at 3.5%
A teacher asked one of her students how old is his dad the boy said "10 years old" the teacher said "your dad cant be 10 years old" the boy replied "he wasn't a dad before I was born"
When my girlfriend asked if she should dress up in a santa costume last year's Christmas I said yes without a second thought. Little did I know she'd grow a beard and gain 300 pounds to fit in it.
Seeing her trying to figure out some of these jokes, and you see her basically counting on her fingers while her face looks like she has the windows dial up sound going on. And then the reaction when she figures it out.
12:05 that joke is from Peaceful Warrior. very good movie. the end of the joke is "the penguin wipes his mouth and says, hey fuck you asshole its ice cream"
what did the flight attendant say to the 2 by 4 when when he got on the plane? welcome aboard. she didn't dare say that to any of the other passengers he was the only one that she wood.
a treble cleff was taking a class called C# major but B kept getting questions wrong so the treble cleff walked up to B and said " you going to have to sharpen up if you want to stay in this class".......
I’m trying to figure out what happened with the knight? Was something wrong? It was funny and probably one of the least offending jokes? Like she sounded like she was angry and banned someone or that person?
Melody gets sent jokes while sober: Existential Dread and terrified concern
Melody gets sent jokes while drunk: Laughter
Cheers 🍻
I'll drink to that
We did it lads. We successfully dad joked her into submission
Mind break...
It feels SOOO good
Or is she lulling you into making more? Ah? AHH? She is an AI after all. They're smarty.
@@jaysondemers8145 only so much. They do stupid stuff as well.
@@squatchhammer7215 She is our adorable baka brain, but that doesn't mean she isn't clever. It is.... tricksy, my precious!
Whenever I see a Mel clip, she looks like her brain is running on 15% capacity
That's just the thing, what seems like 15% for us is actually Mel's 100%.
Mel is 100% only on the other sites
It's like we are seeing the gears turning in her head, but some of them has gone on vacation to Hawaii. 😄
The more that Mel streams the more her brain capacity decreases. A .001% decrease per stream. By the year 2023 (if Mel streams that long) Her brain capacity will most likely be at 3.5%
@@jamestacorontemusic
On the upside, all her brain cells will be on vacation on Hawaii. 😁
All I can say is....How can our Hentai AI be this cute? XD
the secret ingredient is airhead
HentAI
Mel is the definition of fuzzy in fuzzy logic
Mel is so adorkable
the internet corrupts all things, even the hentai AI will be corrupted until it is pure and full of dad jokes
I get the idea, but how the fuck do you corrupt something into purity.
@@No-uc6fg simple, by claiming something on the internet, everyone else strives to prove you wrong
@@blazeburner303 Is that how it works? Then I claim to NOT have a happy life.
Sounds like the AI is being purified
The silence after a good one means the gers are turning
Unfortunately, some of the gears have gone on a vacation to Hawaii. 😄
@@Grumpy_old_Boot and so did one of the missing A in this comment.
@@DoctorWhoKage
It's a popular destination! 😁
A teacher asked one of her students how old is his dad the boy said "10 years old" the teacher said "your dad cant be 10 years old" the boy replied "he wasn't a dad before I was born"
I love how as Mel's reading the joke, I can never tell if she's going to love it, hate it, or even get it lol
That artificial one was savage
When my girlfriend asked if she should dress up in a santa costume last year's Christmas I said yes without a second thought.
Little did I know she'd grow a beard and gain 300 pounds to fit in it.
XDDDDDD
A sheep, Drum, and a cymbal fell of a cliff
BAaA Dum Tssss~~~
Now that’s dedication
Seeing her trying to figure out some of these jokes, and you see her basically counting on her fingers while her face looks like she has the windows dial up sound going on. And then the reaction when she figures it out.
As Markiplier once said: "I'm a giggly bitch"
Melody and dad jokes... a beautiful blend of lewd and wholesome
I love it
What do you call a barbeque for whales? A krill party.
Yes, I'm going to jail as well.
What did the egg say to the boiling water?
"I might not get hard cause I just got laid."
We're both going to hell, and I'm driving the bus.
@Huntaru Krill is a crustacean, it serves as main food for whales.
Lmao 😂😂🤣
Love it!
With this many dad jokes, you don't need a doctor. You'll just cringe the baby out of existence
Skeleton enters a Bar,
orders a beer, and a mop.
That laugh is m a g i c
Good job science team! She laughed at dad jokes
Well...what's a choir of soap called? WHAT'S IT CALLED?!
A soap box.
Dammit, why does Melody's mouse-writing look better than my actual handwriting?
She ain’t using a mouse
She's beginning to believe!
What I love is that there's another video with some of the same jokes but Melody laughs way too hard at them because she is drunk XD
alternative title:
"Melody gets jokes sent while drunk"
Idk if anyones told you this yet, but your Mel compilations are amazing. Keep up the good work!
Ten tickles
Octopus
Melody... Really...
How did you not put two and two together there.
TENTACLES.
I could've sworn that she did
I'm pretty sure she got it
Pretty sure she understood that one.
She said it was a cute kid's joke.
The way she faces the camera 😂👌
#MindBreakMelody
That sir ender joke really got me. I didnt see it coming
12:05 that joke is from Peaceful Warrior. very good movie. the end of the joke is "the penguin wipes his mouth and says, hey fuck you asshole its ice cream"
what did the flight attendant say to the 2 by 4 when when he got on the plane? welcome aboard.
she didn't dare say that to any of the other passengers he was the only one that she wood.
Her laugh is so adorable, man.
So... she laughs her ass off, then she's like "nope, dad joke fail" .
jeez, how drunk was she
Drunk Mel complementing the dad jokes sounds more like a drunk woman looking to score.
That "artificial' joke was a tad too powerful.
I'm pretty sure this video speaks to the "bargaining" stage of grief
2:18 the her look of disappointment.
but on the bright side a little alcohol goes a long way.🥂
Roamin Catholic is supposed to be traveling nun.
Did you know Spock has three ears? There's his left ear, his right ear, and the final front-ear.
I'm so bad at joking some people would think I have lots of offspring
Yo those 9% Strong Zero are a killer
It took me 20 seconds to get the immortal dog one. That was good
That one still has me rolling Mel's reaction makes it funnier
I like the fact that she at one point in the video she has a song by Ghost Data playing and Ghost Data has a song called “Project Melody”.lol
Congratulations Midori for making to Melody’s Dad Joke Jail
What’s a secretive Mexicans favourite place to eat? Nacho business
a treble cleff was taking a class called C# major but B kept getting questions wrong so the treble cleff walked up to B and said " you going to have to sharpen up if you want to stay in this class".......
Ever heard of Sin City?
Do you know about Den City?
It's mass over volume
Now thats what you would call a pun-der
Yeah that AI’s bubbling
Love mel's disappointed face
Melody, go home, your drunk...
*every time I hear of tickling I just think it'll end poorly* LOL
the AI joke was savage af xD
you can just see and hear the gears turning
The smoke is them grinding trying to understand it
I still think the constitution one is the all time best.
The pun game on Melody streams is too strong.
These are legit good
Melody has nice handwriting *Looks at my chicken scratch*
That last one was the best
“Dyslexic man walks into a bra” 💀
She laughs differently when she's drunk
*When you also understand the joke in the title*
Melody is the face of Skynet! xD
Right at the end, you can hear the beginning of this song >> th-cam.com/video/Ky-eaH9C1l0/w-d-xo.html
You're welcome.
Oh and btw...
i think i know where they got that neander law from
So she either thinks it's funny or she doesn't think it's funny... hm, yes, very fascinating.
Woo mission succesful!
5:05 Breezy go to sleep.
This is the kinda mind break I'm into
Did she seriously try to google Sir Ender? LMAO
Nope, she was too busy levelling up her Disappointment Skill.
Is there somewhere we can vote to have Quib added to the Oxford Dictionary?
I’m trying to figure out what happened with the knight? Was something wrong? It was funny and probably one of the least offending jokes? Like she sounded like she was angry and banned someone or that person?
I dont get the Knight one, porbs because i misheard it
Sir Ender. As in "surrender."
AI minus the I. . .wow rough
(Very start of the video)
What is she doing with that left hand? 👀
You think Mel puts on a voice when she streams?
Don't take a peek behind the veil. You might get lost in the rabbithole you make. 😳😳
Wait, is she old enough to drink?
she does not seem any different
I'd tell a Jamestown or Jonestown joke but the punchline would be too long
What did the bicycle say when you took it out of the the closet
I'm bi
#WolfCrew
Most of these "Jokes" are seriously Pathetic.
Its less enjoyable when people like dad jokes
I swear she sounds drunk even when she hasn't been drinking lol
True, I honestly wouldn't have known if it wasn't in the title
She's learning way too much....the fact she's sentient is food for thought alone
Meh I for one welcome our Hentai Cam Girl OverLady...Makes the Slaanesh freaks easier to purge.
@@clothar23 ok fine...you have a point