Speaking of madness, I once knew a fellow who believed that his head was made of cashews, that his legs and arms were made of almonds and that his torso was made of hazels. He was completely nuts.
@@bilbobaggins5938 friend of mine went to a party, had to wait in line to get in. Was there for a bit, wanted to request a song from the DJ, got in line. Wanted some snacks afterwards, waited in line for it. Well, he then got thirsty and went to get punch, and there was no punchline.
As a near constant punner & teller of dad jokes you'd think I would be disappointed by Mel's hatred of them. But what you would be failing to realize is pun-stars get sustenance from every cringe their jokes receive. I would drain her dry mwahahahaaha!
It's fairly common. In all likelihood, she wears glasses and the refraction index of the glass causes the eye tracking to get really confused when at certain angles.
"im gonna find where you live and im gonna mail you spoiled fish" will now be one of my go-to burns
That's a threat for bioterrorism - I love it.
Lmao
You know i live in Hawaii and this shit almost killed me.
Or if you wanna do all damage to everyone including your self say "I'm going to skin your teeth"
@@kingnothing8570 both that one and the chimney one were the ones i did. I feel so proud that I made it in this video.
I feel like melody is rapidly descending into madness from all these dad jokes
So are witnesses to a car crash or are we part of the ride?
Speaking of madness, I once knew a fellow who believed that his head was made of cashews, that his legs and arms were made of almonds and that his torso was made of hazels. He was completely nuts.
That much has been apparent
@@bilbobaggins5938 friend of mine went to a party, had to wait in line to get in. Was there for a bit, wanted to request a song from the DJ, got in line. Wanted some snacks afterwards, waited in line for it. Well, he then got thirsty and went to get punch, and there was no punchline.
Zentreya be like "First time here, huh?"
"I'm gonna find where you live, and I'm gonna mail you spoiled fish."
A rare insult
A very rare insult indeed
Shes laughing on the outside.
Shes suffering on the inside
Aren’t we all.
And vice versa
Chimney prices have really gone up, they used to be on the house now their through the roof.
...........fine
You 12 points
"Cause he was a werewolf this whole time!"
That got me too
"Hey, babe, I don't have VPN, you don't mind if I go unprotected?" This I feel was tailor-made for Mel xD
Honestly, sounds like something taken from Internet Historian's "Add Thyme"
I live for the moments when Melody loses it and her eyes glitch out
As a near constant punner & teller of dad jokes you'd think I would be disappointed by Mel's hatred of them.
But what you would be failing to realize is pun-stars get sustenance from every cringe their jokes receive.
I would drain her dry mwahahahaaha!
"Drain her dry"
*Very poor choice of words right there*
@@thedanox2741 he meant what he said.
@@thedanox2741 did he stutter?!!! Lol
@@thedanox2741
Very WISE, you mean.
Man I did not expect that "a low ha" joke. That honestly made me laugh
"I took a pikachu in the shower" smooth xD
Either way you take it, they are both deadly.
@@Lark88😂😂😂😂😂
I think the best part is when the chat wooshes her, and somehow the woosh goes over her head too.
Dosent take much lol jk Mel your adorable don't change we love you
Chat: Tell Mel dad joke
DM: roll d% for her reaction....
Melody is one of those best friends or significant others where you tease them or bully them just to get the cutest reactions from them
All these dad jokes are all great, but almost all of them hit real hard on the kokoro and it hurts
"Imagine not using metric"
Not sure why but that got me
Some of these were actually good, such as the HDMI joke. Mel threatening to mail someone spoiled fish was the funniest part by far.
Dad jokes it one my favourite thing in western culture.
Chat: *says Dad joke*
Mel: *physical pain*
Alright now who thought using a chess joke on melody would be a good idea?.
Chess is a pretty universal game.
@@ShroudedWolf51 I thought it was a Milton Bradley Game XD
@@madhatter6790 Bruh.
@@madhatter6790 this is melody we’re talking about here
I did some interviews using that joke and it got a pretty checkered reception across the board.
The aloha reaction is a heckin knockout 👏😆 thank you Melody
I feel so proud Both of my jokes were in the beginning
Congrats
Mel's reactions to dad jokes makes me wanna bully her with them
I love how when you know nail your dad joke, she wants murder in the worst possible way.
Scrabble is all fun and games,
Until someone loses an eye
That orange juice joke... WHOOOOOOOSH!!!
Adorable!
2:47 the joke hit so hard even boobas were laughing
Her hair is beautiful
Mel has an infectious laugh.
Her jiggle physics are wild
I know.. that chest jiggle when she laughs... *chef's kiss*
0:41 "Chiminey"
YAY MORE OF THIS
Seeing mel react to dad jokes is wholesome
if its good she'll laugh. now she's setting a challenge where people want to make her laugh
Just wanna say I really appreciate the length of this clip! Def subscribing
AIs can be corrupted by lewd viruses.
Wat if she dealt with a vurus that was nothing but dad jokes
Hence Melware.
heres one to give her if anyone thinks she'd get it:
two elves walk into a bar
a hobbit laughs and walks under it
Ha! I just got the the 360 turning Ne Ro De i eeeee..... "Nerdy"
Yoda joke was actually clever
Man, imagine if she did a collab with Ina
I still quite like the name I came up with for her dinosaur impression.
She is now a Tyranno-dorkus Rex
Yesterday my friend asked me to pass her, her lipstick. I accidentally passed her a glue stick.
She still isn't talking to me.
No! She ascended to be able to appreciate the dad jokes in the past. Must continue until she starts saying them herself.
A hidden dirty joke
Im not surprise if Melody turns out to be Liam Neeson
A fine selection. I gonna use dad one day
Chimminy
Honestly Adc and Melody should do a collab
mel must stay drunk 24/7
I would have a cat joke for mel. But I don't think she's *fea-lioing* up to it
chim ah knee
0:25 You had a therapy session with Melware?
So, what happened *before* he found out he was a vampire? Could he see himself just fine?
melody needs to trade these with alastor.
you need to counter the lewd with family friendly. chat is only trying to help melody :P
spoiled fish!? but I've already seen it!
0:02
No melody vampire not werewolf
How long would she last hanging out with Furtrap/Frizzi before going insane?
What about ina
Bro she obviously is getting her anger built up question is what is she taking it out on?
Her wand. Or the Lawnmower.
Guh?
GUH
You can tell she struggles with some of these
Whats goin on with Melodys left eye - it always half closed like shes got a lazy eye lol
It's fairly common. In all likelihood, she wears glasses and the refraction index of the glass causes the eye tracking to get really confused when at certain angles.
Is it me or is her chest... growing since debut?
Someone needs to let sweetanita know about these dad jokes
I like the fact that his name is a type of liquor
Does Mel have ADHD? She moves around a lot.
Audio isn't synced up to video?
Id tell a Jamestown or jonestown joke but the punchline is too long