Theres a channel called TagbackTV where the members are encouraged to share dad jokes every stream. A madman could load up from there and unleash hell on Melody.
The joke wasn't phrased right. It should have been "what do you call it when a girl teabags?" or something similar. When I heard "female teabag" I too thought of like a living bag of tea leaves with a ribbon on, as I'm sure Melody has. A better teabag dad joke would have been something like "How is a teabag like a pot smoker? They're both full of dank herbs."
I'm pretty confident that she didn't connect the act of teabagging and the word teabag. If you don't make that connection, calling a "female one" clam-slam would be confusing.
That guy who sent the blind joke got a solid 40 seconds of laughter out of Mel. He must feel real good about himself. I'd be riding that high for weeks personally.
When Melody realizes after asking her chat why everyone has Dad Jokes, that it's because they're all fathers of kids that don't appreciate their humor.
Mel *to me* is the epitome of a bright mind in a young body. I can tell she's younger than me, and I'm only 28. It's why I can't l-wd her. She gives me "super talented niece" vibes. When she changed things, I was more proud than attracted. Like when your favorite indie band hits it big.
Me too, she reminds me of a flirtatious friend back in middle school. Just wanna pat the head until she turns bald XDDD. Also, she hated puns with a fiery passion
3:42 and now I go find out that the US military trains to paradrop with military dogs. They’re attached to the front of their handler's torso and the dogs wear goggles and ear muffs just like the humans do.
Funny, here I thought she uses a voice synthesizer but you can hear her lose character as she is laughing so hard. Another stream of dad jokes just might break her all together...or simply break her. =P
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"Why do you all have dad jokes?"
I think the answer is a parent
This is under appreciated
Listen here you little
Booooooooooo
lol
You made me laugh out loud, good joke mah man!
SO...we've found her limit. She can talk about the lewdest things without batting an eye, but we've found her kryptonite.
*for now*
Should Nux know? That's the question
@@MLG_GAMER15 Noble must be informed
I'm sure they found out before most of us.
Theres a channel called TagbackTV where the members are encouraged to share dad jokes every stream.
A madman could load up from there and unleash hell on Melody.
Melody: I don’t like dad jokes
Ina: well hello there...
when you watch her try to figure it out, i can just see the math passing by
I don't think she was trying to figure it out, she was plotting her rebuttal
I can see my life pass by
melodys joke processing unit was made by aol in 1996
No fuckin' kidding
She has one of the dirtiest minds I’ve ever seen but she didn’t understand the t-bagging joke
Mel has the most seiso , and most seison't mind ever and that confuses the fuck outta me tbh
Well, she is a camgirl when she's not doing yt
The joke wasn't phrased right. It should have been "what do you call it when a girl teabags?" or something similar. When I heard "female teabag" I too thought of like a living bag of tea leaves with a ribbon on, as I'm sure Melody has. A better teabag dad joke would have been something like "How is a teabag like a pot smoker? They're both full of dank herbs."
I'm pretty confident that she didn't connect the act of teabagging and the word teabag. If you don't make that connection, calling a "female one" clam-slam would be confusing.
@@devourer2866 is she tho
I can literally SEE the gears turning in her brain.
oh? you're me?
Tag: Mindbreak
Melody hates dad jokes, and that's the exact people we tell dad jokes to.
The cringe only makes us stronger!
Something about us guys getting older we just love cringy jokes and puns
@@StarboyXL9 it’s honestly a simultaneous love/hate thing for me 😂
@@StarboyXL9 puns used to be seen as an indication of intelligence. Some judges would flex by giving their sentences in puns
@@marvalice3455 Jesters during the medieval era used puns to get out of executions several times in recorded history.
That guy who sent the blind joke got a solid 40 seconds of laughter out of Mel. He must feel real good about himself. I'd be riding that high for weeks personally.
"Why do you all have dad jokes!?"
We all know someone who is a dad joke machine, and if you don't, it's probably you.
I never felt so attacked as I do right now... Hold on, need to turn off my battle royal game.
Yeah, recently I noticed that someone has making a lot of dad jokes recently. Upon reflection, I was looking in the mirror.
@@bane2201 so you're saying dad jokes are your ally?
@@WrensthavAviovus I see what you did there. 😏
"I keep thinking about you Melody. Guess you could say I've got a *song* stuck in my head."
She laughs like some kind of delicate princess, it's adorable.
Melly really does have the best laugh
Mel has a dirty mind but is so wholesome at the same time
I think a better name for the female teabag would be a ...
[pause for effect]
"Clam dunk."
I love how sometimes her body reroutes power to her brain to compute what she just read
When Melody realizes after asking her chat why everyone has Dad Jokes, that it's because they're all fathers of kids that don't appreciate their humor.
Or... Melody doesn't have a dad.
XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD x34
The science team need to vent their jokes somewhere or their head will explode!
Or they all got that dad, and now they're using them jokes. God speed science team.
I might not have a dad, but that doesn't mean the humor will disappear with him
Chat: *Tells Mel a Joke*
Mel: *Cogwheels turning*
A man walked into a bar
Ouch
The bad part is that these are actually kinda good
Shes upset cause dad never made sure to ask if she was winning.
7:44
The conditioning is working! *WE SHALL ASSIMILATE*
Okay I found the blind skydiver joke as funny as melody did.
If you focus you can hear her cpu whirring like it's overclocked way beyond specification
is it bad if I say I like Melody because she is so relatable?
Hell no!
Mel's model always looks so confused...
Probably because she is always confused too
A clam slam oh my god I'm dying 🤣
I’m partial to the “clam dunk” myself
nothing beats a ground pound!
It took me a while to get it.
I’m going to use that turn of phrase in the future.
Yeah it was an interesting question with a genuinely funny answer.
These's dad joke must be her MELoncoly
MELancholy?
@@g-man1440 sadness it means sadness
@@bigred212 big sad :,^(
Oh, she’d hate me I love dad jokes and low hanging fruit jokes, I also love teasing/messing with people I like/love.
That clam slam joke broke her out of her shell there.
I'd have thought it would be clam dip.
Melody says "how dare you" when a dad joke is told. yet you can hear her snickering
Its in this moment i realize, Mel can't escape these jokes. Her bot will follow forever and she can't leave her room. Or her PC
JENOVA playing in the background makes the 1st one better
I had a nightmare that I was a muffler...
I woke up exhausted.
That blind sky diving joke just killed me. It was so unexpected and hilarious...
2:48 "OH,T-bag. Gross." Immediately starts to dance.
Melody wouldn't like my friend group
I would and I would cringe while laughing 😂
Your friend group sounds like quality.
I just love the sound of Mel struggling to breath. Its so wholesome
Oh boy, you'd love her other channel
@@DS_DoggerX lmao
the dad joke broke her model.
You know this reminds me of that time I made a belt out of watches, it was a waste of time. A WASTE OF TIME CORAL.
Mel *to me* is the epitome of a bright mind in a young body. I can tell she's younger than me, and I'm only 28. It's why I can't l-wd her. She gives me "super talented niece" vibes. When she changed things, I was more proud than attracted. Like when your favorite indie band hits it big.
Me too, she reminds me of a flirtatious friend back in middle school. Just wanna pat the head until she turns bald XDDD. Also, she hated puns with a fiery passion
the sheer level of exasperation here is amazing
say what?
3:42 and now I go find out that the US military trains to paradrop with military dogs. They’re attached to the front of their handler's torso and the dogs wear goggles and ear muffs just like the humans do.
1:51 It's so funny she almost dropped the acting voice.
It happens in her CB live streams but not for the same reasons...
Thank you for these. I need you to find the clip of the French fries dad joke because Melody's reaction to that is priceless.
I like how she is still groovin' to the background music while reading the dad jokes
the Mozart joke only works when you speak bad german, lol
Funny, here I thought she uses a voice synthesizer but you can hear her lose character as she is laughing so hard.
Another stream of dad jokes just might break her all together...or simply break her. =P
"Why do you all have dad jokes?"
It's a legal requirement for all men over the age of 18, but training starts much earlier to build up the repotoir
"Do you mean the 'T-word' like they used in 2000's Halo?"
Thanks for making me feel old, Mel.
"What do you call a female teabag? A clam slam"
Melody: I don't get it!
Inner Melody: *_go commit aliven't_*
lmao mellybean haet dad joke, so silly
you can see the squeaky gears turning in her head on some of these lol
Damn some Wandavision jokes too
Skydiving with diarrhea gets a new meaning to Chocolate Rain
I like the BGM at the start
If you could find out what the music at the very start is from that would be great
@@megachaosblast126 pretty sure it's Jenova from ff7 but no idea what cover/remix
Mel is so adorable
I never thought that knowing what a teabag is would make me feel old. Damn it mel
3:04 It would appear the most effective way to leave Melody breathless is some good old fashioned dumb humor.
4:24 See what I mean?
I can't fking belive that I cracked at the muffins joke
She is so adorable it should be illegal.
That verum character poster is sick
My dad is saying the "dad jokes " are just the jokes from when he was a jud
"I'm done with your father jokes!"
The visible pain. Damn. I want everyone to love these jokes like I do! Smooth Mcgroove playin in the background. Noice.
Are you winning, princess?
Melody: I've never met a Wanda
Wanda: You will.
This is a great way to learn dad jokes
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with the grand canyon? A haircut !
My new favorite series
if Zen has the perfect disapproval face of all vtubers, Mel has the perfect confusion face.
Now I want to know about the trees
It was established back in the old halo days, the start of the tea bag, that the female equivalent was the taco drop.
Intentional or not, "Oh, superheroes... cool", might have been the cruelest dad joke shut-down I´ve ever seen.
Anyone else notice her hand just chilling in her thigh
You know how hard it is to focus on someone's eyes when your area of vision sees something like her arms or legs twitch? Sheesh
1:28 It's OK, no one does.
AND THE MELEE MUSIC?!
The clam slam. Im done 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
that cheese joke at the start was a bit much tbh, i mean how dairy
Idk I thought it was pretty Gouda
@@caymendansby614 I thought it was a bit cheesy, honestly.
@@nope-qi8zx I will admit it’s not the most original but I thought it was pretty oh queso
@@caymendansby614 I just think cheese puns are un-BRIE-lievably overdone.
Dad jokes never cease to amaze me
I am all those subs/viewers and my friends are Mel. I do so many dad jokes and they react the same way she does. Which is why I love doing it 😂
Chat and Melody has that dad vs teenager daughter vibe
Chad: *tells dad joke*
Melodaughter: *rolls eyes and sighs*
S-tier comedy
Everyone has dad jokes because it looks like everyone has officially adopted Melody.
Yo the JENOVA Remix tho?!
Yoga posers..?.? Well jeez..that's a stretch.?..uhg..erg sorry.
3:36 okay, that one was good
It's strangely nice that the vtuber that's literally the lewdest by career choice is also the dorkiest.
Melody: Enough with the dad jokes!
Nyanners: Joke me daddy
fun fact this is fromb phub. i know so.
4:52 Well yeah. Can you imagine trying to clean up after them? Not fun I imagine.
So these jokes are how she became melware lol
anybody has the link for this wonderful J-E-N-O-V-A remake?
The reason she can't understand dad jokes is because her hard drive is filled with other content, not enough processing power to understand 'em.
Didn't think of that lmao
And nobody took the "Teabag!" part out of context yet?.....
Game of Thrones Shame lady: *SHAME* .......... *SHAME* .......
As a person who is legally blind I found that joke to be Hilarious !
3:54 incorrect my dog loves it he just dosent like the drive out the the field
Oh god melody would hate me
The joke at 3:43 was hilarious