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12:56 I actually heard of this one. It’s not her being dumb, the reason she’s doing that is because the anti-abortion laws basically classify unborn babies as a living person hence why people think you shouldn’t be allowed to “kill” them. So by that logic any pregnant woman absolutely has a right to use an hov lane since there technically are two people in the car.
She’s essentially trying to force the courts to either legally classify the baby as another human or not in order to poke holes in the anti-abortion laws. Because of the baby isn’t classified as a person in one legal case, then it shouldn’t be classified as a person in any legal case.
yes, thank you for the comment. she does not belong in this video lol
That makes so much sense, holy fuck.
The face palm is the people who pulled her over.
fucking genius
how dare you use my rules against me potter
fun fact: the acceleration due to Gravity is in the formula of buoyancy.
Yeah
Wow so funny
W=mg... the fact is true 👍👏👌🙌💯😌
Gravity is also a weak force, so that other person was half correct lol
@Cole Smith I don't remember if it's ONE OF the weakest or THE weakest, but knowing that immense gravity is what makes black holes dangerous, scares me to think what other forces can do.
Edit: fucking autocorrect
“Being against something you don’t understand, while realizing you don’t understand it, and just making sh** up about it” This pretty much sums up American culture.
Fr tho
As a American, I agree to this
yeah i think politicians do a good job at riling up random people to get mad at something that thy don't really understand (perhaps in part due to those same politicians and other powerful people) but this "omg murica stupid" shit is getting unoriginal, FIND SOMETHING ELSE TO SAY ABOUT AMERICA 💀💀💀
like this isn't unique to America. that can describe a lot of the world in general.
No, that sums up most of humanity.
@@troodon1096 and *_all_* of america
It is actually disheartening the amount of people that don’t know the difference between scientific theory and the colloquial use of theory.🤦♀️
and besides
the scientific theories of gravity don’t discuss if it exists or not
it discuses how gravity works
Yeah like that’s middle school knowledge
“It’s not gravity, gravity doesn’t exist; it’s density and buoyancy!!1!11!1!1”
Um, you need to calculate the force of gravity to get buoyancy.
Someone needs to sit down with the gravity-deniers and get them to realize that, yes, things rise and fall because of difference in density aka buoyancy, but it's gravity that defines which direction is rising and which is falling.
I love the fact that they admit iron will sink eventually and not float away like it would in 0 gravity. Have they never seen videos from the space station? They're literally insane 😂
@@ghostkids4 they would think it's a hoax.
I love Robin’s whimpering like “Wrong, but I’m so very confused.” I’m glad folks like y’all are helping folks like Robin and me! 😂
@@Tdelliex Forget would, they do think it is a hoax.
For the “jewellery welded to your body” thing - it’s not welded to your skin!!! The two ends are welded TOGETHER while wrapped around your wrist/ankle… it’s painless, and can be removed easily! It is not permanent!
It is dumb… but it’s not as dumb as the article makes it out to be!
Bracelets welded so you need agile grinder to remove it seems like an idea from BDSM "community"
I didn't know this was a thing. Imagine if you're in a car accident and your welded bracelet gets stuck.... It's obviously not welded to your skin, but that's not exactly a comfort in a bad scenario.
The only really good use I can think of is a small GPS as part of perma-jewelry on a small child. If you can't find your kid, you know exactly where they are right away. (I've been watching a lot of forensic documentaries lately; can you tell?)
I feel like a regular necklace or bracelet is better than this crap.
@@TheArQu sheesh, you really had to throw in the quotes there. Not that I am complaining lmfao
Yeah no over-protective or abusive parent will ever use that tech to control their children.
He literally DROVE THRU the building. Sometimes idk if they planned or just blind by a meme for doing it a vine
Yo mama so stupid when she saw the drive through sign she drove through the building
Or just dumb
DO IT FOR THE VINE
DO IT FOR THE VINE
Nah he’s just made a new one. More customers for the business. 😎
man really drove through the building like it was an open road
Perfect demolition Man😎👍
No, that is the minimum living wage, not the minimum wage. London is expensive. The minimum wage is £9 something. Living wage per city is calculated based on prices. So that place is doing a damn good thing.
Was looking for a comment just like this!
Exactly what I was thinking!
I honestly don't understand why anyone would want their politicians to decide their wages. Let it be up to the workers and the places they work, or put in other words, worker unions vs. companies. The companies will fold eventually, as they bleed money when no one are there to do the work, while the employees have plenty of time to go look for better work elsewhere and are usually financially supported by the union while on strike or out of a job (if the country has a history of using unions to decide wages that is. Like Scandinavia has). But that may just be because I'm a Dane
I'm going to be that guy.
The minimum wage is 0. What you are describing is the minimum legal wage.
@@juanausensi499 if you wanna be that guy then I’ll do it to you, pedantry is fun ^^
that’s not a wage, that’s the lack of a wage.
That alligator is underage. It's also an alligator, but I'm pretty sure that, more importantly, THAT IS A CHILD.
And couldn't even refuse the marriage with its mouth tied like that. At least in a possible divorce, she can get a large bite of their shared wealth.
@@matsuoakatsu Heh, large bite. I see what you did there.
@@matsuoakatsu and not just the wealth
I don’t think an alligator is ever old enough to give informed consent.
"Florida, you gotta step it up!"
Robin, for the love of god, do NOT give Florida anymore ideas. they're dangerous enough as is!
From Jacksonville. Can confirm, people are fucking scary in Florida😭
Ohio somehow surpassed Florida
@@aquariumfish-i4h How...?
Just for the science correspondants out there, because something is called a scientific "Theory" doesn't mean it has not been proven to be true. A "Theory" is "a well-substantiated explanation of an aspect of the natural world that can incorporate laws, hypotheses *and facts*." (Google). So if someone says "gravity is only a theory" you can be certain they don''t know what they are talking about and save yourself the trouble of listening to anything they have to say after that.
Exactly. “Theory” in science is the highest level to which an idea can be elevated, it means that (with our current evidence) there is no better explanation
I was gonna say that too
Yep. I think of it like...on Mythbusters, when the myth is that something *happened*, it's either confirmed or busted. When the myth is that something *could* happen, they can't confirm that it has, only that it's possible, so rather than confirmed, they use the term plausible. A theory doesn't mean "This is how it is, period." It means, "This is how we believe it works, to the best of our understanding, with the info we have available at this time"
Normal Earthers: 1,000+ points.
Flat Earthers: -9,999 points.
The National Minimum Wage in the UK is £9.50. The London Living Wage of £11.05 is calculated independently of government, is based on the extra cost of living in the Capital and is VOLUNTARY. So, they're actually a good employer.
The health insurance thing - I'm going through that now. I need specific surgery. Two other doctors agree wholeheartedly that I need this Surgery. Insurance doesn't want to pay because I'm "too young" (by thier standards) to need said surgery. My doctors & I are appealing this decision, which means it we had to make a case stating that I REALLY need this surgery. Now, have to wait till Aug. 5, 2022 to see if we win the appeal & I get my much needed surgery. Till then, I must suffer & work. Insurances are @$$holes to make people suffer like this.
America: your rights as a human are worth less than my need for money.
I hope that decision gets appealed, for you sake. And I hope this macarthyism "communism" bs the people yell about free healthcare dies down enough that we can get something closer to it so this doesn't happen
Adding that to my never ending list of reason to NEVER move to America.
Insurance is so stupid. I have to call up and get an insurance referral for every appointment I have with my gastroenterologist. I have ulcerative colitis. Pretty sure he's important for that lmao. I'm just glad they agreed to pay for the infusion therapy I need, generic version, but still. Was having so much anxiety while I waited weeks for an answer from them. I hope you get that sorted with your surgery
Hope you win the appeal, and that the Surgery goes well!🙏💖
That sounds tough. Hope the appeal goes through and everything goes well 🙃
Fun fact: Louis Armstrong actually does have a website
Man believes the lie
He didn’t make it
@@ogmonstercock It’s still his website
*sighs* you mean we can't trust a shirt now?!
@@theasandys His Son asks what’s HIS website not what’s THE website 🤔
The odds one with "rare" being more common than "common" actually (kinda) makes sense because it is probably a higher level (more expensive) lootbox with higher chances of better items. Thats both very obvious and very common
Does that mean the epic one has a lesser chance of granting better items than the common one since it was at 20%?
@@pingel8105 it means that there is probably a cheaper variant that's like, maybe, common 60%, rare 30%, epic 10%, or something, and maybe a more expensive one that has a higher chance of an epic
It could also be that in higher rarities, there are more possible outcomes, meaning that even though the chance of getting that rarity is higher, the items within are much lower chance
I've seen lootbox-like mechanics that gradually diminish the odds of lesser loot in favor of greater loot with better boxes. Sometimes, I've seen cases where at least one high-tier item is guaranteed in each box (e.g., normal boxes always having at least one Rare and ancient ones always having at least one Legendary).
Hah, I know this game. Beatstar is a massive jerk and I think it got a lot worse
The wage one is pretty funny, my work described the wage rises as 'fantastic new wages', despite the fact the sales assistants get the national minimum wage.
Not sure if the Brits have a different system but minimum wage is law, "living wage" is more of an activist/marketing term.
So paying a "living wage" isnt a legal requirement, and may still not be enough to actually live in the city the job is located in, or even commute to it.
Well, they were 'fantastic new wages' for them, not for the workers.
"food appointment" is actually really relatable. To me at least. I sometimes just forget some words in English.
It is still facepalm-y tho
@@fronkeyproductions3086 only if english is their first language
@@XxDevGlitcherxX yeah you’re right - i posted this comment like a year ago lol
14:45 Come on, Robin, it's a well-known fact that at a traditional Floridian wedding, the groom must wrestle an alligator for the bride's hand in marriage. If he loses, she must marry the gator. Mexico has it backwards.
10:10 just to clarify in case anyone has any doubts, the sky does not reflect the light of the sea, and the sea does not reflect the light of the sky
2:17 I totally understand why he broke up with someone who ghosted him for no reason, but damn, he found another partner really fast.
4:18 The thing about gravity is it affects all mass equally; the more mass, the more gets pulled.
Density is a property of all objects, as is mass. A lower density object will rise faster in a medium. A denser object falls faster (through a medium). So you can still explain apparent weight and motion through density but you can't explain the direction, why denser objects sink down rather than sideways or up. Up and down as concepts only apply with a reference point, which for us is created by the center of mass of the gravitational field
@@KNR90 Exactly
@@KNR90 Science!
Gravity is a very weak force - it takes the entire mass of the planet to make your pen fall on the floor.
@@brianartillery That won't work to convince these people because they will still just say it's density and buoyancy
1:34 I think his heads in space if a kids telescope can do just about the same for him as a professional one.
Yeah, he certainly doesn't have enough oxygen to think clearly.
I appreciate the mention of Outer Wilds. Good to see that Robin has some refined taste in video games.
1:51 I remember a catholic boom posted on Facebook "atheist if God isn't real how do you explain walking on water, can you walk on water like Jesus?" And a response later "yes" and the catholic boomer replied "show me a video of you walking on water" and he responded "I don't have to, you just need to have faith that I did"
Thanks Emkay. Your content is always my go to when i've got nothing to do
I mean your're watching him so you got atleast something to do
@@Mentally.unstable6690 Fair enough. Any time spent watching Emkay videos is a great time spent
Same here
13:42 can you imagine if someone steals your chain and your skin just rips off
Don't wear expensive earrings.
The London Living Wage is actually above the legal minimum wage in the UK, so yes, that company IS doing more than the legal minimum... not a whole LOT more, but still more.
5:26 ok, but I'm fairly certain that it would be MORE intelligent to understand where you went wrong in your beliefs or opinions and change them accordingly with the new info provided. Like, isn't the definition for intelligence the ability to use and apply knowledge you obtain, so changing your opinion when you realize it isn't correct would be applying the new knowledge?
That's exactly what I was thinking too
14:27 So, fun fact; reptiles don't have the emotion of Love; their brains literally cannot comprehend it.
they can comprehend attraction tho.
Imagine wanting another Genghis Khan to "spread seed" instead of "Wanting to purge the entire world in ash and fire" which is more based
I prefer the ash and fire one tbh.
how to start the second mongol empire? all i know is don't be a guy named the lame or you get Timurids 2.0
@@Tdelliex don't worry! Timur Junior here will be successful , im sure of it!
The london living wage of 11.05 is voluntary to employers based on cost of living. The national wage is 8.91 and is mandatory to everyone over 23
Day 46 of asking:get all the narrators together in like a discord call and review r/justguysbeing dudes together. Like get Emkay crew, the EZPZ guys,Damien of DeeLee,all of them.
Yes!
Yes
@@red-xy5ff I'm color blind
@@Punky_TallKnightStan but there is ink and the pride flag in your name
@@red-xy5ff yea
It looks like a bunch of lighter and darker of the same thing to me lol
I'm thinking of foing that colorblind test and getting the funky glasses so I can see what everyone else sees lol
But yeah gay pride,and the character is INK! Sans.
7:35 Thank you so much for the outer wilds reference man it’s such an underrated game
I'm so scared of dark bramble, fr fr
14:49 we don't have to marry the alligators, we are the gators. The only reason you don't hear about the normal population marrying the gator population here is that everyone is usually either too drunk or too high to remember any of it.
Good job for making two videos a day and making them extremely high quality. Most people strive for this and you make it seem effortless
If I recall my history lessons correctly.. originally minimum wage was meant to stop employers from importing workers who would do the job for less.. sort of like the opposite of outsourcing
1:01
Well... Nobody said for sure that Jessica is a human. Maybe Jessica is for example a chicken?
Then all it takes is to eat chicken meat or basically anything that has eggs in it.
bruh ok the jewelry thing is just them getting the clasp part of bracelets and stuff removed so it's just one chain that's the right length. It's nowhere near as permanent as a tattoo, you can cut that shit off literally whenever
"man , 23 years old"
Robin : wHaT a WeIrD nAmE
that made me chuckle hard it is undescripable🤣
9:16 That Russian flag is actually the Yugoslavia flag, and the Dutch flag is actually the Luxembourg flag
Yes bosanska giga chad
He is technically telling the truth when he says there are no fossils in fossil fuel. If there was, they would get jammed in the fuel pumps. Gotta filter them fossils out.
Also... Fossil fuels are actually decayed plant matter and algae rather than fossils, so it is still true.
I'm pretty sure the term 'fossil' is used for oil to mean that it's fossilised biological matter and to drive home the fact that it's not renewable.
@@ghostkids4 yeah, but people hear fossil and think about the fossils you can see in natural museums.
Decayed foasilised
plant matter
@@Falney Yep, is a pretty common misconception. Fossil started as an adjective, meaning something old that has been digged up. Fossil fuel, fossil water, fossil remains. The latter has been abbreviated to just 'fossil' and became a substantive, and the original meaning is mostly forgotten except in academia, with the exception of 'fossil fuel', because journalists and politicians like words that make them look intelligent even if they don't know what they're talking about.
12:17 I mean, technically gravity braks down at the largest numbers, in black holes for example, but for literally anything else in the universe, the math holds up, so I'd say it's more likely black holes being screwy than the theory.
what?
@@lekirbgames1644 we just don't understand black holes.
Also in physics (or whatever field it is), a theory is the HIGHEST FORM OF FACT. Like, undisputedly true.
@@BuilderB08 Right, and TECHNICALLY we could be wrong, the universe COULD be pranking us, but that'd be a douche move of the creator, and untill we _COMPLETELY_ Understand all of gravity, it'll be impossible to know for sure. Heck, this could all be a simulation too.
My sister: but he did what the sign said
Me: You would drive through a wall when a sign said it?
My sister: Yes
Not even joking, this conversation was real.
Your sister is amazing at comedy, but not amazing at driving
Your sister is wonderful
I worry about your sister...
haha
women
i have achieved *_komedy_*
so you are implying that you would not, or am i misunderstanding the situation.
I've seen somewhere that the rainbow crosswalk got changed back because people didn't recognise it as a crosswalk while driving, if that's true then it's a serious safety issue and absolutely needed to be fixed.
I was gonna comment the same thing, there definitely was something like this.
Robin: the best narrator that ever has been, and ever will be, on emkay, youtube, and the internet in general. I hope everyone has a great day, week, year, and life.
what about the kurzgesagt narrator?
@@lekirbgames1644 honestly never heard of them, but I'll check them out.
@@aidangreene2610 they have such good content tbh
it’s mostly scientific stuff just so yk
Robin is great, but Oz is the GOAT. He just doesn't upload much anymore.
Counterpoint: Matt Rose.
I'm just gonna assume that if you have a permanently welded piece of jewelry on your body you have a chastity kink 🤷♀
@9:11 They didn’t use a Dutch Flag turned upside down to make Russian flag. In the video the Dutch flag has a light blue stripe and the Russian one is dark blue. He literally just used a Russian flag but remarked on how they’re flipped. If he actually used a Dutch flag the two blue stripes would be identical in color, which they are not.
The light blue striped flag is the flag of Luxembourg
It was an upside down Dutch flag.. Dutch had the flag of Luxembourg.. So it's even worse
7:26
That guys head is gonna explode once he finds out how the sun functions
7:24 The fact that the sun is basically really big (for us) natural nuclear reactor makes it funnier to me.
6:10 naw, that’s a Pepsi plushie
North or South Pepsi tho?
5:16
‘So it’s clear your not intelligent’
If they are so smart, then they should know the right form of your, which is you’re
The real face palm is drive thru being spelt like thru.
Noice Gelatin PFP!
it's not a mistake, they do it because it uses much less letters, and takes up less space on a sign. Thru is just an informal variant of through.
all drive-thrus have thru spelled like that
It's done for signage reasons. Also easier for Americans to read
Buoyancy would not exist without the force due to gravity. Hence why in space, air bubbles just sit in the middle of a ball of water.
Burping in space is more like throwing up
5:26 love how a person with an iq of 151 apparently can’t tell the difference between “you’re” and “your”
Not only did they made several spelling and grammatical errors, their argument was flawed. Changing your opinion after receiving new information is often a very reasonable thing to do. At most it might show a lack of conviction, not a lack of intelligence.
14:38 lots of missing context here, I remember reading about this a while ago. Although he does marry the alligator its only a symbolic ceremony which each mayor of the village does at least once, can't remember what it's supposed to symbolize but it's not as crazy as it first seems.
I'm probably stupid, but that fact about blind people was genuinely interesting to me. The 3D/2D thing just isn't something I had considered until then.
To be fair, perspective wasn’t discovered for a long time so the 3D/2D thing doesn’t just apply to blind people
@@therealoatmeal4642 Idk what you mean. Even if people didn't always use vanishing points, cave drawings were in 2d. And even back then, blind people could have felt the shape of the paint but couldn't have equated it to the silhouette of a 3d animal, much less drawn it to represent an animal they interacted with
Well, I guess it depends on what type of blindness it is. For example, there are people who are blind, but can see basic forms that are near enough or, on the contrary, far enough (kinda like an extremely bad case of myopia). These people will usually depend on touch to percieve details. That's what I think OP wanted to say. They can draw(in the way sighted people do), because they are not totally blind, but the details they perceived through touch I imagine would be difficult to translate. That's why blind artists tend to use 3D mediums, like sculpture.
@@AracneMusic yeah, that's a good point, i forgot to consider different kinds of blindness. and i think that op made a really valid point but just phrased it in a confusing way
@@therealoatmeal4642wtf are you talking about? Perspective was discovered probably soon after we were smart enough to discover things
7:06 Robin thought he was being sarcastic, but he was right
I don't think that's what drive-through meant..
Drive.
That’s the joke
What are you talking about? that’s exactly how they made them.
14:40 so Florida man went to Mexico so he could get married
11:47 Chicago dont give a dam, when pride month ends, *IT ENDS*
damn
My forehead (big as hell) is red because i facepalmed so many dang times
7:24 Is no one gonna tell this man the Sun is a nuclear reactor? Literally every single star in existence is a naturally-occurring nuclear reactor. Like, I get this is facepalm, but...bruh...really... XD
9:23 "You're either a shark or a fish." Well...I mean...no...? A shark IS a fish, last I checked. XD
1. Don’t worry the governments already on that. 2. There evolving.😱
@@killeroftheshadows8834 wut? Did I miss something or do you need to be put on this subreddit?
@@exploratory-fordora9672 Can I have your diamonds?
@@exploratory-fordora9672 Hard to tell at this point; I think he's just messin' about, which I'm perfectly fine with. X3
You missed the “chicken manure” below what was supposed to be an avocado. Lmao!!!
5:05
My Iq is in the 200 range, that does not stop me from being an idiot at times.
The number rule about idiots is that Everyone is an idiot, we are all just different degrees of stupid. And I will admit that I am quite the idiot myself.
200 iq is cap
@@huang111 all I remember is that I was told my intelligence was above average.
I have made enough stupid decisions to know that wisdom and intelligence are entirely separate things.
I am self aware enough to admit that I am severly lacking in the former category. That and I am probably over thinking/misunderstanding your comment.
Usually people who are very smart lack common sense.
@@_3y ...yeah I can agree that this is true, I do have a habit of over thinking a lot of simple problems, only to wonder why it confused me so much when I finally get the answer.
Just for your knowledge, average genius IQ is 160. If you have above 160 IQ, that means you are one of the smartest people to exist in the world.
14:25 the post: "a reptile clad in a wedding dress"
My brain: " a reptile CHAD in a wedding dress"
*GIGA MONTY PTSD FLASHBACKS*
0:30 i've been subbed on this channel since 15 may 2019. W8 HOLLYYYYY. I'VE WATCHED ALMOST 2000 EMKAY VIDEOS? OMG
The fact that Robin somehow said Huamelula better than some Mexican people ever could has impressed me beyond words, some people here wouldn't even try to pronounce it
Also in the word Oaxaca the X sounds like the h in how, which comes from prehispanic languages and is also the reason why we pronounce Mexico like Me-he-co
and that kids, is how we use the past tense
3:35 here’s the thing though, even if oil was completely renewable, it still emits pollution
5:54 you're right, it was 49 years ago
Quick delivery : don’t even need to knock
Robin deserves his own channel called *The Nest* .
I mean he has a channel, but he needs to rename it now
So they aren’t getting them necessarily welded *onto* their bodies, it’s just a chain that you pick out and then they weld the ends together, giving you a “permanent” bracelet. It can be taken off easily by cutting it, but it’s designed to be worn 24/7. No harm done, and they don’t look all that bad. They’re especially popular as friendship bracelets as they’re semi permanent.
Oh come on, it is dumb to have this instead of a regular ass bracelet.
To answer robins question real quick: yes, 1973 was less than 50 years ago. It was 49 years ago.
People often misuse the word "theory."
A scientific idea is a hypothesis. You perform experiments to test it. If a hypothesis is successfully verified by EVERY POSSIBLE experiment, it becomes a theory.
That "Japanese Plushie" was a mochi. Not the dessert. An anime based toy that is themed on a country. I know this because I collect them.
You realize it was the Korean flag right?
@@brothersandsistersofvalhalla yeah but mochi is japanese
Countryballs moment 🇰🇷○
@@WishGender The joke of the picture was that they called the Korean flag Japanese tho.
13:24 i think, I THINK, they mean
“he coulda distributed $5 billion to 1 billion people 8 times and still have money left.”
Its a common idiotic mistake to say that somebody with, say, 100 billion dollars could give 70 billion people at least 1 billion, when its actually just 1 dollar, people are stupid, myself included.
everyone is stupid
I guess we now know where lizard people come from. I thought they were aliens!
He did in fact drive through
13:03 As a Muslim myself I must say that
he doesn't represent anyone of us
well.. maybe just a couple
and this man needs some help
8:53
It is cuz you are viewing an image of a higher priced Gacha. T4 gachas are normally selling higher rare chances thatn comman chances cuz you are forking over 10 bucks instead of 2 bucks
he drove through it for the vine
Idk why I really thought he was gonna stop at 'fun fact this is one of the first images I ever saw'
HEY! BELIEVE IN YOURSELF Some days are more difficult than others. If today is one of them, remind yourself to just breathe. You can pick up your fight again tomorrow.🤞🏽❤️🔥
0:00 except for this guy.🤣
So nostalgic. (Robin's flashback I mean, I was there)
9:05 it is
He was just following directions!
Gravity is actually a product of a force which causes the space/time fabric to be pulled "down" (in a 4th dimension) where there is mass. Where there isn't any mass for a huge distance, like millions of light years, the space time fabric moves "up" like a section of an air mattress which nobody is sitting or laying on, forcings things with mass to move apart. Did I just win a Nobel Prize?
@@speedy7565you are so wrong that Idk if you’re trolling or not
You were kinda right at first then went off the rails
YALL ARE WE GONNA IGNORE HOW EMKAY HAS ALMOST 3 MILLION SUBS?? GET THEM THERE!
0:45
Am I not getting the sarcasm here? Thats how weight works.
Edit: I just saw the Flat Earth hashtag. I dumb.
wait WAIT.. YOU GUYS HAVE NARATTOR SPECIFIC PLAYLISTS NOW??? OH MY ZOD~!!!!
So sorry for screaming this at you, was just excited, is all :P
He really drove thru
For anyone wondering what the firmament is, it is a dome that covers earth. It is real now that i think of it. It is the atmosphere. The firmament is real.
Earl the squirrel
Walking,into the grass.
A lone place of green,spilt off to its other half.
Hedge,with trees towering high above.
Earl the squirrel
Walking
A unnatural human sized arch, bridging through the hedge.
A squirrel,unafraid,runs down a tree.
Earl the squirrel
Stand still
Fearless squirrel darts, left,right,through the hedge,and back to the tree.
Slowly sit down and observe.
Earl the Squirrel.
The squirrel digs up an acorn, and slowly eats it.
Breath deeply,smelling the lone patch of flora around you,surrounded by pavement and man made creations.
Earl the squirrel.
The squirrel finishes its acorn,then stares.
Wonder what the squirrel is staring at.
Sees nothing.
Earl the squirrel.
Stare into oblivion with the squirrel.
Earl
The
Squirrel
Ear
@@TheBoneMasher ?
0:55 gravity is why one floats above the other, density just says who get's to be top and who is bottom.
I'm eating avocados FROM MEXICO
8:36 , the real kicker, it doesn’t even add up to 100
13:11 Someone might a bitsy bit gay.
3 minutes in & I have a hand-shaped dent in my forehead