Fun fact about that last one! The Yakuza aren’t exclusively involved in illegal stuff, and have been known to own legitimate businesses, so you can technically work for the Yakuza without the need to ever get your hands dirty
Also, when the Fukushima area was devastated by the earthquake and tsunami a few years back, the Yakuza used their resources to get food, water and medical supplies to the area's affected faster than the government did.
Criminal groups often own legitimate stores and businesses. That's not exclusive to the Yakuza but what is exclusive to the Yakuza is that they possess this very old fashioned sense of honor.
@@brothersandsistersofvalhalla What is exclusive to the Yakuza is that their legitimate businesses are taken just as seriously as their illicit ones, and aren't just half-hearted fronts they can use to launder dirty money. The Yakuza are legitimate businessmen, making money in all fronts, not just via illegal rackets. As a result they are one of the richest organized crime groups in the world.
@@GuukanKitsune So do other groups. They use legitimate businesses as means to fund their group. That's not that uncommon. Yakuza are separate gangs not one united group. You seem to be slightly confused here. They're like the Triads. Multiple groups under one name not one single criminal group.
Also willing to bet that the people who were putting up the letters weren't paid to care about if the letters were actually properly spaced to fit them all.
Oh yeah, pretty much every injury my dad has gotten from deployment the VA tries to pin before service. Because in bum-fuck nowhere, USA, he was fucking around with landmines and shit
@@rainbow_vader It looked badly photoshopped is what it looked like. Still, a good enough joke. Like the old "Department of Redundancy Department" joke. I've also seen humorous motivational posters like that for sale that read "plan ahea"
@@ked49 I can't stop laughing I'm picturing someone walking on the street seeing the sign and coming to the logical conclusion that they should go inside and tell them about it
This is a story of a man named Stanley, Stanley worked in a big Department of Planning, where he was Employee 427. Employee 427's job was simple, he sat at his desk in room 427, and he drew plans on a piece of paper, orders will come to him through a monitor on his desk, telling him which things to plan, how long to plan them, and in what order. This is what Employee 427 did for everyday, of every month, of every year, while others may consider it soul rending, Stanley relished every moment that the orders came in, as though he has been made specifically for this job, and Stanley, was happy.
If they wanted to show how much bigger the planes were, it would have been as simple as making the comparison silhouette a standard passenger airliner currently in use, not a school bus.
@@beaclaster - I was thinking along the lines of comparing what people usually ride in. As if most people had enough personal experience with elephants for it to be a meaningful measure. Makes more sense to compare new bigger planes to older smaller ones people have likely already experienced. Basically, some advertisers are idiots.
@@beaclaster - Maybe, but smart advertisers know their audience. Airline passengers know planes from the inside. What they care about is a short, safe, comfortable flight. They want to know about capacity, leg room, overhead storage space, flight speed/time. No one really gives a toss how many elephants a plane weighs. If it’s slow, cramped and uncomfortable, people will hate it no matter how big it is.
9:53 I want people to know here that the second person he is the one being face palmed, the Magna Carta is the closest thing a codified constitution in the UK, and is the basis for the US constitution (I’m fairly sure anyway) It’s mainly known for the rule of law, meaning that the Monarch is not above the law.
I have been posting on reddit for YEARS trying to get onto emkay, since Damien was the only narrator. Today I finally did it!! (11:33 car my dad was behind the other day) I have never in my life been as proud as I am right now
11:19 as someone who has trouble relating numbers to real-life things, this is helpful. I know a lot of people are quick to jump up and say "har har, that means you're uneducated." No, that means that every day I struggle because when someone tells me it's so and so long, the only way I can process that information is by remembering how long that is compared to my hand.
I cannot, for the life of me, remember where "East" and where "West" is. I always have to imagine a clock in my mind and go "North, East, South, West" while "pointing" at 12,3,6 and 9 respectively.
@NGo TeMNa Bro, my dad messed me up big time by telling me west and east were the opposite of what they actually are. Thanks, dad, now i look stupid in front of everyone.
A couple of years ago, my grandpa needed an emergency surgery to remove his appendix. After a two hour wait, the VA hospital told him that it would take 7 to 10 BUSINESS DAYS to get him into the OR. My father and I ended up driving him to a regular hospital where he was almost immediately in surgery. He was a 20 year US Marine who served at the tail end of WWII. That was the first and only time I heard him curse about anything. One of my close friends was also a Marine and the VA in Anchorage (I believe is where he said he goes to) told him to take some Aspirin and walk it off when he broke his arm. Like my grandfather, my friend is a patient and reserved person, but he went off on them. He drove his standard car to another hospital to get his arm set and casted. Don't even get me started on his VA councilor. Yes, I understand the VA is understaffed and underfunded, but the men and women who served shouldn't be put on the back burner like that.
The funny thing about yelp is that a company could literally just not make a yelp account for people to put bad ratings on. Like they won’t get any good ratings but if they don’t have yelp that thread goes down the shit toilet
I actually wrote a paper about indigenous controlled burning in California, and in many parts of the country controlled burning is the reason for and maintains the ecosystems that Europeans found when they came to America, so removing it literally changes the environment from what we are used to!
@@DrT0705 incorrect, the prosecution has to prove your guilt. The Internet May operate on guilty Till proven innocent, but the law operates on innocent Till proven guilty. Or, it's supposed to atleast. I know the US isn't very good at that.
@@DrT0705 I'll just report you for murder with no evidence and it's up to you to prove me wrong, because according to you that's how it works. Do you see the problem here?
@@DrT0705 In the past, yeah. But in modern times, it is mostly "innocent until proved guilty" . At least in most countries. Or at least that is what it is supposed to be...
i looked up the zebra mussel/bees thing and i'm really impressed. zebra mussels look like honey bees when they're in clusters! at least a little bit. damn.
Magna Carta is the oldest English constitutional law that still partly in force, and is so old that it's written in Latin - it became law in 1216, with an amendment in 1297 the one part that's not been superseded by more recent laws is the statement that every person, whether common or noble, has an absolute right to due legal process
If you make $250,000 a year and you’re still living paycheck to paycheck. It’s because you’re living beyond your means. To someone with reasonable expectations you could live like a king on that.
@@NewPaulActs17 I think they're just doing some maths for fun to see if one can get around to that 100k a year. You'd have to be alarmingly efficient to make that $50 a room worth your time.
7:46 what I find remarkable about this on So many levels is this particular declaration actually undermines the authority of the supreme Court. This declaration basically says that even though the Constitution and therefore the supreme Court and federal law should protect you they will instead defer to the state's ruling. The fact they're innocence could be proven via federal court and the supreme Court who supposed to make sure that the constitution is being upheld... They can just ignore it now. They are basically saying that if someone decides that they want to use capital punishment against jaywalkers which is unconstitutional... And it turns out that not only did the person not jaywalk but that they are innocent of any crime under federal law, they can still be put to death because no longer will the supreme Court stop it from happening. They have handed the states the right to do whatever the f*** they want with no ability to be stopped by any higher authority. They have dissolved the Constitution. And no one is talking about it. It's the most chilling thing I've heard of ever since I learned what Homeland security was back when it was first imposed. The United States doesn't really exist anymore because the Constitution no longer counts towards proof of a person's innocence. If you remove the right of the supreme Court to decide whether or not a state has followed the Constitution the Constitution no longer has any power. How are Americans not losing their s*** over this? You don't have a country anymore. How do you not know that? Answer: the people who know aren't telling anyone because they don't know how to tell people. As a Canadian I am terrified. I am truly terrified.
im an American and well.. any country i could move to has a poor environment ( weather wise) for me and also im bad with other languages.. also i stopped looking into laws and shit because thats not anything I can do about it. sure i should join a militia or something but.. theres not many of those and these fucking riots aint it.
It won't happen in Canada cause if the government tried that shit people would lose their minds. Canadians might seem peaceful but we can organize a shitstorm pretty quickly against the government. History has proven that.
13:15 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😂😂😂😂😂 yes I probably used too many emojis but hey that’s how hard I was laughing tbh
5:09 He was good at geography and doesn't know the northwest most country of Africa? Really? If I am not wrong they are either the first or the second most visited African country as well. It is not even a country in the mess of central Africa. It is one of the countries in the north that most people with basic geography knowledge can name... . Morocco, Algeria, Tunisia, Libya, Egypt, Ethiopia, Somalia, Madagascar and South Africa are probably the African countries that most people that were good in geography would point you to a map.
Ok I can kind of understand the tree thing. I mean the fact that there are more trees on this single planet than there are stars in an entire galaxy is kind of hard to believe.
7:40 This reminds me of that Imperial inquisitor quote from warhammer 40k: "There is no such thing as innocence, only varying degrees of guilt" - Fyodor Karamazov
Basically they live in a city(sf if I remember corrextly(that there are a lot of homeless people and they didnt want a homeless shelter in their neightbourhood. You cant really hate on them for not wanting their kids leaving next to meth addicts that leave needles and poo in your fucking yard. Also, it didnt even make sense to build a homeless shelter there, the prices in the region are much higher so the homeless would prob need to resort to stealing
Idk If you’re allowed to send links on this channel so the title is “San Francisco residents raise $80,000 to stop homeless shelter in wealthy area”-CBS News
Hell no dude, it ain't the daughter's fault that mother just took a kid's word for it and completely mistrusted her has husband. A permanent grounding is in place for the mother.
depending on how in love she was with her husband, if her daughter caused them to divorce for such a stupid reason, and permanently damaged their relationship, I would put that daughter up for adoption.
@@olivercharles2930 well if the dad was cheating on her he would deny it, and why would a little girl lie to her mom about something like that, this is the first time I've ever heard about a kid doing this, and I haven't heard about another example since
i use the identification app, and im honestly triggered they thought it could identify an image that chaotic. it aint no human guys, and 99% of the time it works fine
40th time asking:get all the narrators together in like a discord call and review r/justguysbeing dudes together. Like get Emkay crew, the EZPZ guys,Damien of DeeLee,all of them. Even Lexi.
And before anyone calls me out, Ask EmKay is part of the EmKay gang,and although Lexi may not be a guy,but she is still one of the guys. Also this comment includes OG Slazo.
7:40 About the scotus basically they were given information and the attorneys were not able to find evidence to disprove the allegations so Scotus said that just because a jury said he's innocent, without proper evidence he can't be proven innocent. This quote was taken majorly out of context like alot of things with Trump.
But.....isn't supposed to be that you have to be proven guilty? Like I'm not denying it probably got taken out of context, but even still shouldn't the ones making the allegations have to be the ones to prove it and not find evidence to disprove them?
@@maidenreligion12 There was more proof that he was guilty than he was innocent. And an intestinal rupture in a four-year-old is very rare so it makes quite a lot of sense.
0:42 Paint *_two thousand rooms_* at $50/room. There's your $100,000. If each job is ten rooms, that's 200 jobs. If one paints ten rooms per job, and does five jobs per week, the annual salary (without weeks off) is $120,000. Still, $50*10*12 == $6,000. 1:48 Unnn...false. At some point, there might not be any trees left on Earth. (I don't wanna be around for that) 3:10 Because Hollywood is full of vicarious fucks. Come now, we all know this by now...(though how many actually give a shit) 6:22 Grindr. Because Tinder is full of stupid. ... I wouldn't want to be part of any syndicate. Too much drama.
Clearly you need to accuse the people making the argument of "innocence is not enough" of whatever "innocence is not enough" for and when they say they didn't do it inform them that "innocence is not enough"
People who think being tall is a biological advantage can bite my ass. I'm 6'3 and it's nothing but a hassle. Hard to find clothes that fit, bang my head on things, uncomfortable in cars. Not to mention, "survival of the fittest" doesn't mean physically fit; it refers to fitting the environment which means for humans it's more beneficial to be average sized and sociable rather than the strongest hunter in the modern day
@@ked49 heck, being bigger and taller comes with a bunch of health risks, too. My back is wrecked which is common. The taller you get, the more your back and joints are at risk, no matter how fit or healthy you are. We're just not designed for it and we're not evolving to make it any easier
What pisses me the fuck off is that alot of women only date men if they are "above 6 feet" etc. Like you said, dating a man that tall is almost completely impractical. Most beds can't really fit a man of that size (trust me, I'm above 6'.) And also like you said, you can't really get the most out of a man which is that height. Most women who are like this usually want men who can lift etc. Even though people like this don't deserve relationships as they are usually rather toxic, your not going to get the most out of a man who's above 6ft as back problems are really common for us. Life is designed for average height, and we are fucked over. I wish I could have shrinking pills.
With the magna carta one, the person saying that the magna carta is in game of thrones is a known shitposter/satirical account, whereas the other person is actually correct because they are arguing with the satirical poster being incorrect as that poster is. The fact that it's in this sub is a woooosh.
Fun fact about that last one! The Yakuza aren’t exclusively involved in illegal stuff, and have been known to own legitimate businesses, so you can technically work for the Yakuza without the need to ever get your hands dirty
Also, when the Fukushima area was devastated by the earthquake and tsunami a few years back, the Yakuza used their resources to get food, water and medical supplies to the area's affected faster than the government did.
Criminal groups often own legitimate stores and businesses. That's not exclusive to the Yakuza but what is exclusive to the Yakuza is that they possess this very old fashioned sense of honor.
@@brothersandsistersofvalhalla What is exclusive to the Yakuza is that their legitimate businesses are taken just as seriously as their illicit ones, and aren't just half-hearted fronts they can use to launder dirty money.
The Yakuza are legitimate businessmen, making money in all fronts, not just via illegal rackets. As a result they are one of the richest organized crime groups in the world.
@@GuukanKitsune So do other groups. They use legitimate businesses as means to fund their group. That's not that uncommon.
Yakuza are separate gangs not one united group. You seem to be slightly confused here. They're like the Triads. Multiple groups under one name not one single criminal group.
@@ireneparkin3360 You are bad guy, but you are not bad guy.
The editor deserves a round of applause after that final joke
Jolly good joke my good man👏👏👏
It’s as if the video came… full circle.
@@AlexIs-Yup that's some real ROUND storytelling
He came from the department of planning!
@Sweetie Bot yes
Well, to be fair, there wasn't a department of planning, so they couldn't plan!
true
Fair arguement 💀
@@iaintdoinallat fair spelling 💀
No no he has a point=
yesn't
Technically, if the department of planning sign is misprinted, that's because it was built before the department of planning was in operation.
Also willing to bet that the people who were putting up the letters weren't paid to care about if the letters were actually properly spaced to fit them all.
@@aaronmccullers384 I guess you lost the bet then, because the image was actually Photoshopped. There are no letters up there at all.
@@GaryLuKOTH even worse planning then
@@Insomia404 Haha. True.
Or is it just
*IRONYYYEEEEEEEE!*
Or a joke that every department of planning does
My veteran friend has been royally screwed over by the VA because they claim his PTSD happened before he served. Fucking incredible.
So the military accepts recruits who are suffering form PTSD? says a lot for their selection process! [sarcasm]
Oh yeah, pretty much every injury my dad has gotten from deployment the VA tries to pin before service.
Because in bum-fuck nowhere, USA, he was fucking around with landmines and shit
AMERICA!
@@alyssamay9237 as we all do
veteran: *has ptsd due to war*
va: nah bro you got that before you were in the military lmao
To be fair with the Department of Planning one, I’ve seen signs like that done intentionally for humorous effect. And it is damn funny xD.
More people visit to tell them about the sign
Yeah the sign still looked oddly well designed imo so I kinda thought it was on purpose lol
@@rainbow_vader It looked badly photoshopped is what it looked like. Still, a good enough joke. Like the old "Department of Redundancy Department" joke. I've also seen humorous motivational posters like that for sale that read "plan ahea"
@@ked49 I can't stop laughing I'm picturing someone walking on the street seeing the sign and coming to the logical conclusion that they should go inside and tell them about it
This is a story of a man named Stanley, Stanley worked in a big Department of Planning, where he was Employee 427. Employee 427's job was simple, he sat at his desk in room 427, and he drew plans on a piece of paper, orders will come to him through a monitor on his desk, telling him which things to plan, how long to plan them, and in what order. This is what Employee 427 did for everyday, of every month, of every year, while others may consider it soul rending, Stanley relished every moment that the orders came in, as though he has been made specifically for this job, and Stanley, was happy.
I like how I get this :)
I DID get the joke!!!!! YAAAY!!!
Saw it in the first Vox akuma stream I watched
Got that reference. Nice.
ayyy a fellow Stanley Parable fan
i still have the original and i'm planning on getting the new one
And then, Stanley thought to himself, 'what if it is never the end?'.
6:47 Imagine growing up and knowing you're responsible for your parents divorce because you were salty about being grounded💀💀
Imagine having so little trust on your husband that you would directly ask for divorce.
Imagine believing the words of a little child over your supposed partner-for-life without looking into it first.
Imagine getting divorced because you fell for a kid's trick 😂😂
I divorce IS your falut
If they wanted to show how much bigger the planes were, it would have been as simple as making the comparison silhouette a standard passenger airliner currently in use, not a school bus.
what about a school bus/an elephant silhouette
@@beaclaster - I was thinking along the lines of comparing what people usually ride in. As if most people had enough personal experience with elephants for it to be a meaningful measure. Makes more sense to compare new bigger planes to older smaller ones people have likely already experienced. Basically, some advertisers are idiots.
@@hollyhartwick3832 how about showing a house?
@@beaclaster - Maybe, but smart advertisers know their audience. Airline passengers know planes from the inside. What they care about is a short, safe, comfortable flight. They want to know about capacity, leg room, overhead storage space, flight speed/time. No one really gives a toss how many elephants a plane weighs. If it’s slow, cramped and uncomfortable, people will hate it no matter how big it is.
It could have been washing machines.
9:53
I want people to know here that the second person he is the one being face palmed, the Magna Carta is the closest thing a codified constitution in the UK, and is the basis for the US constitution (I’m fairly sure anyway) It’s mainly known for the rule of law, meaning that the Monarch is not above the law.
I don't think anyone didn't know what the Magna Carta was. It's pretty famous
@@thefatwalrus1385 Anyone except for the guy in that screenshot.
@@chanterelle483 yes
@@thefatwalrus1385 $50 says Marjorie Traitor Greene wouldn't have a clue.
@@thefatwalrus1385
People may have learned of it, but that doesn't necessarily mean they remember it.
I have been posting on reddit for YEARS trying to get onto emkay, since Damien was the only narrator. Today I finally did it!! (11:33 car my dad was behind the other day) I have never in my life been as proud as I am right now
Congrats!
Congratulations man
Congrats
Hell yeah! Congrats!
congrats!
I feel like the "5'8" doctor/engineer" guy was just mad after a round of TF2, because that is _exactly_ how tall Engineer is in-game
Fun fact: everyone's genes took millions of years to develop and managed to persist to the modern age. It's the reason they exist.
@@Netherdanexcept for bob’s
I like this interpretation!
11:19 as someone who has trouble relating numbers to real-life things, this is helpful. I know a lot of people are quick to jump up and say "har har, that means you're uneducated." No, that means that every day I struggle because when someone tells me it's so and so long, the only way I can process that information is by remembering how long that is compared to my hand.
Same
I cannot, for the life of me, remember where "East" and where "West" is.
I always have to imagine a clock in my mind and go "North, East, South, West" while "pointing" at 12,3,6 and 9 respectively.
@NGo TeMNa Bro, my dad messed me up big time by telling me west and east were the opposite of what they actually are. Thanks, dad, now i look stupid in front of everyone.
A couple of years ago, my grandpa needed an emergency surgery to remove his appendix. After a two hour wait, the VA hospital told him that it would take 7 to 10 BUSINESS DAYS to get him into the OR. My father and I ended up driving him to a regular hospital where he was almost immediately in surgery. He was a 20 year US Marine who served at the tail end of WWII. That was the first and only time I heard him curse about anything. One of my close friends was also a Marine and the VA in Anchorage (I believe is where he said he goes to) told him to take some Aspirin and walk it off when he broke his arm. Like my grandfather, my friend is a patient and reserved person, but he went off on them. He drove his standard car to another hospital to get his arm set and casted. Don't even get me started on his VA councilor. Yes, I understand the VA is understaffed and underfunded, but the men and women who served shouldn't be put on the back burner like that.
So, this is how bad American Hospitals are?
@@taraskhan475 Mainly, the VA hospitals.
@@fatboysgarage7984 what is va hospital?
@@taraskhan475 Its a hospital for veterans and servicemen/women who are stateside.
The funny thing about yelp is that a company could literally just not make a yelp account for people to put bad ratings on. Like they won’t get any good ratings but if they don’t have yelp that thread goes down the shit toilet
That last bit got me, it really did.
I actually wrote a paper about indigenous controlled burning in California, and in many parts of the country controlled burning is the reason for and maintains the ecosystems that Europeans found when they came to America, so removing it literally changes the environment from what we are used to!
12:27 I've had robins raise young on my back porch for the second year in a row this year and this physically hurt to read.
Thats why i listen him to read intead of reading myself, less physical pain for me :)
I don't get it
@@Furina5OO Than don’t understand that was baby robin being raise by mom robin and yes I know it sound kind of weird.
@@skylerlightning4620 huh? I don't understand please try to type that in a more simple and proper way..
@@Furina5OO ...
the bird's mother was already taking care of it.
To be fair, SCOTUS didn’t actually say “innocence isn’t enough..” they just agreed with the people that did. A distinction without a difference.
TBF it's not enough to be innocent, you have to be able to PROVE it in a court of law.
@@DrT0705 incorrect, the prosecution has to prove your guilt. The Internet May operate on guilty Till proven innocent, but the law operates on innocent Till proven guilty.
Or, it's supposed to atleast. I know the US isn't very good at that.
@@DrT0705 I'll just report you for murder with no evidence and it's up to you to prove me wrong, because according to you that's how it works.
Do you see the problem here?
@@DrT0705
In the past, yeah. But in modern times, it is mostly "innocent until proved guilty" . At least in most countries. Or at least that is what it is supposed to be...
I always read that as Scrotus
i looked up the zebra mussel/bees thing and i'm really impressed. zebra mussels look like honey bees when they're in clusters! at least a little bit. damn.
wow this is true
Lol, the fact that it's true tho-
so the mistake actually makes sense.
huh
7:42 Ah yes. "Innocence proves nothing" and "A plea of Innocence is Guilty of wasting my time".
5:55
Nice Stanley Parable reference there.
Quote unrelated to what Robin said: “Stanley worked in room 427…”
Where he pushed buttons on a keyboard.
Orders came to him through a monitor on his desk telling him what buttons to push, how long to push them, and in what order.
427 kinda sounds like 0451
Magna Carta is the oldest English constitutional law that still partly in force, and is so old that it's written in Latin - it became law in 1216, with an amendment in 1297
the one part that's not been superseded by more recent laws is the statement that every person, whether common or noble, has an absolute right to due legal process
4:54
Pretty sure they’re not saying that 1/3 earns $250.000, but that 1/3 of the people who earn $250.000 lives paycheck to paycheck.
Yes
Yea lol it’s so obvious too Emkay is stupid
If you make $250,000 a year and you’re still living paycheck to paycheck. It’s because you’re living beyond your means.
To someone with reasonable expectations you could live like a king on that.
0:23 fun fact: if they actually did the math correctly with the same 120 rooms per year painted, they would have to charge $833.33 per room
i got 167 rooms per month at $50- or about 6 rooms per day
Honestly only charging $50 a room they'd be losing money anyway, paint's expensive.
@@Sicthewolf yeah, op is - I have no idea what they’re thinking. Dunning Krueger is in effect?
@@NewPaulActs17 I think they're just doing some maths for fun to see if one can get around to that 100k a year. You'd have to be alarmingly efficient to make that $50 a room worth your time.
1:33 OSHA has joined the chat
2:22 I was not expecting to be deadnamed by an emkay video today, much less while on the toilet
12:22 They only said "Hi" whenever looking at their child, instead of, well their actual name.
every day i always enjoy when emkay uploads
Same brother.
0:30 I did the math: 6 rooms per day, not 10 rooms per month
7:46 what I find remarkable about this on So many levels is this particular declaration actually undermines the authority of the supreme Court. This declaration basically says that even though the Constitution and therefore the supreme Court and federal law should protect you they will instead defer to the state's ruling. The fact they're innocence could be proven via federal court and the supreme Court who supposed to make sure that the constitution is being upheld... They can just ignore it now.
They are basically saying that if someone decides that they want to use capital punishment against jaywalkers which is unconstitutional... And it turns out that not only did the person not jaywalk but that they are innocent of any crime under federal law, they can still be put to death because no longer will the supreme Court stop it from happening.
They have handed the states the right to do whatever the f*** they want with no ability to be stopped by any higher authority.
They have dissolved the Constitution.
And no one is talking about it.
It's the most chilling thing I've heard of ever since I learned what Homeland security was back when it was first imposed.
The United States doesn't really exist anymore because the Constitution no longer counts towards proof of a person's innocence.
If you remove the right of the supreme Court to decide whether or not a state has followed the Constitution the Constitution no longer has any power.
How are Americans not losing their s*** over this?
You don't have a country anymore.
How do you not know that?
Answer: the people who know aren't telling anyone because they don't know how to tell people.
As a Canadian I am terrified.
I am truly terrified.
im an American and well.. any country i could move to has a poor environment ( weather wise) for me and also im bad with other languages..
also i stopped looking into laws and shit because thats not anything I can do about it. sure i should join a militia or something but.. theres not many of those and these fucking riots aint it.
that is terrifying. If I had the ability to do something I would do it, because that's bullshit.
It won't happen in Canada cause if the government tried that shit people would lose their minds. Canadians might seem peaceful but we can organize a shitstorm pretty quickly against the government. History has proven that.
@@JS-rv3et If you're referring to the George Floyd protests, congratulations:
You're definitely part of why we "can't do anything about laws."
this place is becoming more and more of a shithole each day
"Is this where Stanley works?"
That line almost gave me a heart attack, I was not expecting that.
This is a story about a man named stanley,
6:22 “praise Jesus” 💀
12:40 yeah like you can't have more than 6 pokemons, why would you can have more than 6 dittos
I love the Stanley Parable reference at 5:55. It’s one of my favorite games, and that little reference made me very happy!
7:04 is when I realized EmKay’s voice sounds a lot like the narrator from The Powerpuff Girls. “The City of Townsville”
There is no emkay there are multiple narrators
I think the reason why the Department of Planning was planned to look like that to give a sort of ironic look to attract more people for planning.
The Apple car: Has no windows.
The EU: only cars with windows allowed.
3:43, Zebra Mussels are clumps of small yellowish clams that on first sight look surprisingly like bees. I can see where the miscommunication was.
Yes but it called wood chips a donkey once
The one at 5:54 is actually logical.
When this building was planed, the Departement of Planning was not built yet. So they couldn‘t plan carefully
8:35 foreskin stretchers are tools for people with the conditon phimosis (like me) whos foreskin does not fully retract behind the head
ಠ_ಠ
1:21 that large "hunk of metal" is an engine and a gearbox.
13:15 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😂😂😂😂😂 yes I probably used too many emojis but hey that’s how hard I was laughing tbh
8:53
Looks like an Apple mouse
I was going comment saying I would so easily photoshop that Into a moues
9:04 anyone else see a computer mouse?
Man, what a great ending. It ties back to the beginning perfectly. Nice job.
7:36 That is literally NOT how it works, Supreme Court!
3:34 - I recognize this app. It's called "Seek" and I stopped using it after it identified a marmot as a wombat.
5:09
He was good at geography and doesn't know the northwest most country of Africa? Really? If I am not wrong they are either the first or the second most visited African country as well.
It is not even a country in the mess of central Africa. It is one of the countries in the north that most people with basic geography knowledge can name... . Morocco, Algeria, Tunisia, Libya, Egypt, Ethiopia, Somalia, Madagascar and South Africa are probably the African countries that most people that were good in geography would point you to a map.
Ok I can kind of understand the tree thing. I mean the fact that there are more trees on this single planet than there are stars in an entire galaxy is kind of hard to believe.
0:23 that's 500$, whoever is doing the math for this account must be a relative of rkelly
Sorry that's per month, it's actually 6000 😅
@@Scuffed_Mage yes
@@ked49 yes
If it was per day it would actually be worth it. (10*50*365=182,500)
7:40 This reminds me of that Imperial inquisitor quote from warhammer 40k:
"There is no such thing as innocence, only varying degrees of guilt" - Fyodor Karamazov
The best part about 3:10 is that blue is Elon Musk
Exposure doesn't pay the bills, exposure gives you COVID-19.
9:27 when the pizza rolls are done:
Your meme is certified *not kek.*
that call back to multiple jokes at the end of video * chefs kiss *
perfect circular writing right there
6:30 wait, what? Pls tell me there is more to the story
Basically they live in a city(sf if I remember corrextly(that there are a lot of homeless people and they didnt want a homeless shelter in their neightbourhood. You cant really hate on them for not wanting their kids leaving next to meth addicts that leave needles and poo in your fucking yard. Also, it didnt even make sense to build a homeless shelter there, the prices in the region are much higher so the homeless would prob need to resort to stealing
The most recent news source I saw said that they started a go fund me to help in the legal battle and it raised 100K. I can’t find anything else tho
Idk If you’re allowed to send links on this channel so the title is “San Francisco residents raise $80,000 to stop homeless shelter in wealthy area”-CBS News
@@leafnumber3 and then the rich say "No" and the government says "NO" because *MONEY* and the satisfaction of controlling human beings
@@leafnumber3 how did it end though? was the shelter built after all?
5:55 Stanley who? Stanley of Stanley Parable?
1:25 I am a tyre fitter and I’m learning mechanical. this is the biggest facepalm ever seen🤦♂️
2:09
“I’m not a tree” - Robin, 2022
*equips nerd glasses*
“Uh, he said tree expert, achtualleeey”
I kinda feel bad for the mother who divorced her husband because of her daughter. Sounds like permanent grounding is in place!
Hell no dude, it ain't the daughter's fault that mother just took a kid's word for it and completely mistrusted her has husband. A permanent grounding is in place for the mother.
Kid probably severely damaged their own life, they don't need any punishment other than remembering what they did when they're older
depending on how in love she was with her husband, if her daughter caused them to divorce for such a stupid reason, and permanently damaged their relationship, I would put that daughter up for adoption.
@@olivercharles2930 well if the dad was cheating on her he would deny it, and why would a little girl lie to her mom about something like that, this is the first time I've ever heard about a kid doing this, and I haven't heard about another example since
5:55
I saw this and had to rewind because my first reaction was to scream "Wait, was that a Stanley Parable reference?!"
"American history is wrong"
well, to be fair, people tend to erase the fact that plenty of important people were lgbtq, so there's SOME truth in that.
Ahem, you mean 'very good friends' don't you. lol
are you european bro?
@@robertgronewold3326 that's what historians say, yep
@@isappycracks im not european
@@EAZZEE oh welp know anyone whos european
i use the identification app, and im honestly triggered they thought it could identify an image that chaotic.
it aint no human guys, and 99% of the time it works fine
at 6:55 why would you believe a 7 Year old about that
5:55 "is this where stanley works?"
possible stanley parable reference
nice
40th time asking:get all the narrators together in like a discord call and review r/justguysbeing dudes together. Like get Emkay crew, the EZPZ guys,Damien of DeeLee,all of them. Even Lexi.
And before anyone calls me out, Ask EmKay is part of the EmKay gang,and although Lexi may not be a guy,but she is still one of the guys.
Also this comment includes OG Slazo.
@@Punky_TallKnightStan I said it once, and I’ll say it again. Lexi is a guy in our hearts.
Yes
lets just skip to 50th guys and girls and grilled cheese on my floor
@@isappycracks oh no!
Did you drop your grilled cheese?
That sucks.
The fact that it took me 2 whole minutes to realize that I was listening to a new emkay video truly belongs in r/facepalm.
7:40 About the scotus basically they were given information and the attorneys were not able to find evidence to disprove the allegations so Scotus said that just because a jury said he's innocent, without proper evidence he can't be proven innocent. This quote was taken majorly out of context like alot of things with Trump.
But.....isn't supposed to be that you have to be proven guilty? Like I'm not denying it probably got taken out of context, but even still shouldn't the ones making the allegations have to be the ones to prove it and not find evidence to disprove them?
@@maidenreligion12 There was more proof that he was guilty than he was innocent. And an intestinal rupture in a four-year-old is very rare so it makes quite a lot of sense.
it was not beyond reasonable doubt
5:55 yeah he just sits at the computer all day and when it tells him to press a button, he presses the button
4:02
The short guy’s genes persisted too tho 🤔
9:15 it's because the answer is stated in the question
1:47 b-but who is counting??
0:42 Paint *_two thousand rooms_* at $50/room. There's your $100,000. If each job is ten rooms, that's 200 jobs. If one paints ten rooms per job, and does five jobs per week, the annual salary (without weeks off) is $120,000. Still, $50*10*12 == $6,000.
1:48 Unnn...false. At some point, there might not be any trees left on Earth. (I don't wanna be around for that)
3:10 Because Hollywood is full of vicarious fucks. Come now, we all know this by now...(though how many actually give a shit)
6:22 Grindr. Because Tinder is full of stupid.
...
I wouldn't want to be part of any syndicate. Too much drama.
0:18 I have two friends that don’t have moms because they died, “SmArT bOi” :/
People forget parents can die.
Somehow.
Despite it being a plot point of nearly all child/Young Adult stories.
Clearly you need to accuse the people making the argument of "innocence is not enough" of whatever "innocence is not enough" for and when they say they didn't do it inform them that "innocence is not enough"
3:40 those aren’t zebra mussels those are fish
funny enough, zebra mussels look like bees when they are together... look it up.
No… I was making a joke because in California (where I live) bees are now legally classified as fish now
They look like dogs
Another day of robin LYING about his age
2:57 Has he not heard of Batman or Iron Man before?
12:21 thats just adorable come on. "hello hi!" sounds like some shit i'd do to my brother when we were babies
11:43 god help humanity
2:57 okay what about bigweld from robots?
12:58
The new Yakuza Eight looks great!
5:54 this is the last place I expected a Stanley parable reference. Jesus Christ that hit me like a freight train
2:52 Amber strikes again!!!
"That is a large hunk of metal" Robin that is an engine and it could kill someone, that's practically a bomb in waiting!
At 8:20, I have no social media and I saw this. Yes, I really do not have any social media.
Technically, TH-cam is a form of social media...
When that person wants the seller to help move the bed
I lost faith to humanity
facepalm makes me feel smart
Well, we finally know: If Apple made a car, would it have Windows? No, but it can still crash into the Galaxy.
3:57 didn't both their genes manage to persist if the modern age? If they were born in modern times any traits they carry did persist.
Yes,
Except the tall one is what we evolved out of into the shorter smarter version
5:55
of course that’s where stanley works, i mean, they couldn’t plan ahead for the sign, how could they have possibly planned for the voice
U mean like the Stanley Parable?
6:15 This one is 100% satire
IS THIS WHERE STANLEY WORKS (also I burst out laughing in the student lounge where everyone is trying to study) (also the answer is yes)
People who think being tall is a biological advantage can bite my ass. I'm 6'3 and it's nothing but a hassle. Hard to find clothes that fit, bang my head on things, uncomfortable in cars. Not to mention, "survival of the fittest" doesn't mean physically fit; it refers to fitting the environment which means for humans it's more beneficial to be average sized and sociable rather than the strongest hunter in the modern day
Also intelligence is what we evolved for not to play basketball
@@ked49 heck, being bigger and taller comes with a bunch of health risks, too. My back is wrecked which is common. The taller you get, the more your back and joints are at risk, no matter how fit or healthy you are. We're just not designed for it and we're not evolving to make it any easier
What pisses me the fuck off is that alot of women only date men if they are "above 6 feet" etc. Like you said, dating a man that tall is almost completely impractical. Most beds can't really fit a man of that size (trust me, I'm above 6'.) And also like you said, you can't really get the most out of a man which is that height. Most women who are like this usually want men who can lift etc. Even though people like this don't deserve relationships as they are usually rather toxic, your not going to get the most out of a man who's above 6ft as back problems are really common for us. Life is designed for average height, and we are fucked over. I wish I could have shrinking pills.
EXACTLY, I can see why that guy was on facepalm. Dude forgot that humans bodies literally evolved to support our larger, more complex brains.
12:58 (0:00 is mandatory for context) - bro that was just wayyy too perfect
2:43 shut the AAAUGHH up
With the magna carta one, the person saying that the magna carta is in game of thrones is a known shitposter/satirical account, whereas the other person is actually correct because they are arguing with the satirical poster being incorrect as that poster is. The fact that it's in this sub is a woooosh.
“Uploaded 35 seconds ago” 😳
Uploaded 3mins,ago
@@stephenlilley5964 actually it was 5 minutes ago smh
@@Punky_TallKnightStan smh my head 7 minutes sweaty
Whenever I find these videos the time since posted is always uneven.
I like how this one came full circle, from the first post, all the way to the last