Jokes About EVERY Fast Food Chain! - Dry Bar Comedy
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- In this mega-compilation, our comedians crack jokes about almost every fast food chain you can think of!
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0:00 - Intro
0:25 - Wendy's
9:39 - KFC
11:55 - Long John Silver's
19:16 - Burger King
32:26 - Chick-fil-a
32:45 - Jack In the Box
34:03 - Five Guys
38:12 - In-N-Out
40:27 - Sonic
41:11 - Subway
49:38 - McDonald's
01:17:27 - Taco Bell
Comedians featured in this compilation include: Lamont Ferguson, Andrew Rivers, Josh Sneed, Shayne Smith, Jose Sarduy, Tom Mabe, Dennis Regan, Danny Johnson, Russ Nagel, Andrew Hobbs, Mark Evans, Daniel Eachus, Cory Michaelis, Scott Novotny, Kabir Singh, Kelly Terranova, Andy Erikson, Andy Peters, Chris Schlichting, Drew Allen, Keith Stubbs, Zoltan Kaszas, Paul Morrissey, Johnny Beehner, Sid Davis, LeClerc Andre, Jonnie W., Mike Paramore, Andy Beningo, Alex Velluto, Moody Molavi, Brad Upton, Kortney Shane Williams, Michael Joiner, Corey Rodrigues, Kevin Bozeman, Seth Tippets, Josh Novey, Michael Palascak, Casey Peruski, Brian Hicks, Jenna Kim Jones, Brain Bates, Christian Pieper, Lee Hardin, Byron Trimble, Andy Beningo, Ryan Erwin, Caleb Elliot, Tim Wilkins, Patrick Keane, Vinnie Montez, Lucas Bohn, and Steve Bruner.
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Yoooooo. That alligator robbery joke had me dying 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. Tears
It wasn't funny. It was garbage
@@marthajohnston4334 I agree, that comedian wasn't good at all
@@marthajohnston4334 It was a real story here in Florida
Walked through a BK drive through once, they refused service (we were high af, obviously) so we grabbed a couple grocery carts, tied them together with our belts, used a Frisbee for our steering wheel and had our friends push us through. The manager laughed so hard we got the burgers they were throwing out... over a dozen burgers,5 chicken sandwiches, and about 4 lbs of fries later we pushed our friends home in the "cart car we made"
😄
Best story!😀
@Brian Zeigler CD
😂 I need yo weed man number
I think everybody had this story, or similar. It’s sort of like, “Is that car still going by?” In regard to the one parallel parked on the street.
I've lived in Florida for ten years, and the alligator/Wendy's story is one of the least violent/crazy things to happen down here 😂😂
The haunted place on the planet
And the dnd center
Haduken
After living in FL for ONE year before....can confirm 😂
@@letsgetreal6402 🤣
Lived there for 6 years. Too many “Florida Men”😄
I’d rather have a gator thrown at me than a Palmetto bug.I men that.
“She’s from Florida so she’s not afraid of death or whatever.”💀🤣🤣🤣
Shayne is a friggin genius
I don't have a gun but hold on
Norwegian bliss activit
@@brownfamily99206 ok
Alligator boys ftw! 🐊
I worked at Arthur Treacher’s Fish & Chips on Long Island when I was in college in 1980. Some cheapskates would come in and order a large helping of “cracklings” which were the pieces of fried batter that broke off the food in the fryer as well as a large seltzer. All that was free. And sometimes they would complain too. I was making $2.65 per hour then. Only good thing about that job was a girl I worked with. We have been married now for 40 years.
Update: Sadly, my wonderful wife recently passed away. Cancer sucks!
I heard you swept that crap off the floor and sold it;
Arthur Treachers off veterans highway? Trying to remember exit number
@@jennifermcgoldrick6323 it was in New Hyde Park on the south side of Jericho Turnpike east of New Hyde Park Road. They tore it down and filled in the basement and built a Taco Bell at that location.
@@MsSavagechef No, the cracklings were regularly skimmed off along with the food. We kept that location very clean and we didn’t have any roaches . . . until we got the salad bar.
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Dying cracking up listening to the alligator story
As a Florida man, I didn't get what was funny about that bit.
I was literally crying!!! Great story!! 😂🤣😂🤣
His story telling ability is the best lol
That bit went on WAY too long.
That’s a true story! Watched the news video 😂
"If I can hurry up and decide, can I go from side to side for my sides?" 😆 🤣 😂 I absolutely love Josh Sneed.
I live in the next town over where that alligator story happened. True story.
That was Royal Palm right?
😂🤣😂
Lol
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The dual menu restaurants are mind boggling because there's the best of both worlds! It's overwhelming!!!!
Especially the ones with Cinnabon in them! Who can eat anything after that?
At Long John's the first thing we would do was make crumbs in the morning. I was a manager there unfortunately and this is so true.
And it is two tartar packets per meal too. This man knows too much 😂👌
That bit KILLED me lmmfao
No wonder there's such a problem with obesity 😬🤢
Why unfortunately? Best money I made and crumblies arw technically calles "blow off". .cause that is what it is..
i love the way the guy tells the alligator story
The no drug involvement was the most surprising part of that entire Florida alligator Wendy's story LMFAO
😆😆😆
They don't really need to have or be on drugs to do crazy stuff😄 I know, I live in Florida 🥹
I was raised in Florida and spent 30 years there. So many crazy stories of my own
Thank you
@@laurastarbrook1308 I've lived here in Florida since 1994. I know exactly what you're saying, because all you have to do here is to step outside, and the crazy is already there. It has to be something in the air, and water that causes this.
Newest applications at Florida's Wendy's have the question, "do you have experience in wrestling alligators?" 😂
Rob a bank, they will be expecting that 🤣🤣🤣
Shayne never disappoints!!!
Too true!
My favorite about is, "I should rob a place instead of someone. Places have more money than someones. 😂😂😂
The alligator 🐊 story was hilarious. 😂
You should check out other Shayne Smith shows
I am crying it is soo good. I mean This is in Florida a state attached to the US where we live. Oh man
I pictured him holding it as a gun and was disappointed when he just threw it 😂😂😂.
The alligator didn't deserve this abuse! Poor little guy. Let him go home to eat frogs and fishes and drunk duck hunters.
exactly
OMG!!! The drive-thru alligator story has me in stitches
Same for the drive thru lady
Looking good Carla
yes, awesome timing and delivery.....
Florida man goes rogue. Hmmm...
A routine with an alligator weapon brilliant
That alligator joke hits different after watching the Loki series.
It was definitely an accomplice.
🤣👍🏽
No me
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Wow. An MCU reference on this channel. So unexpected 😂 but appreciated. But, be careful not to make Loki alligator 🐊 upset
Anybody, tag the time stamp
"This chicken isn't done"
LMAO
tom is always hilarious
If I was behind the Wendy’s robber, I would have thought, “Cool. You can pay with alligators now at Wendy’s.”
😂😂😂😂
Well played
literally laughed out loud, thanks!
People pay GOOD money to have deep fried Cajun alligator.
😂😂😂
I'm Florida I'm laughing so hard I'm crying. Omg
I'm Utah I'm laughing so hard
I'm texas Laughing so hard I'm shooting my gun
Hi Florida, Utah, South Carolina, and Texas. I’m North Dakota. I have nothing else to add.
Asking them to change your order is like asking them to re-wire the pentagon - funniest statement I’ve heard EVER! 😂
Funny ah bc its sooo true!😂
Whoa now! I've worked at the pentagon for with a specialized contractor many years ago on separate occasions. We had just finished a project the week before 911. My heart aches every time there's a mention...now back to your comment yes that could be a piece of work...
The Alligator Sketch is one of the best I've seen
Tears rolling down my face listening to the alligator holdup story!
LMAO 😂
It really happened, I live in Florida,
I remember when this was reported.
Precisely 🤣🤣
That’s shayne smith! He’s hilarious!
@@pattidrier9593 Those true stories make the best humor.
Shayne is so funny! The alligator story hahahaha!
Years ago when I was vegetarian I went through a Wendy's drive thru and asked if they had a veggie burger. I was pretty sure they didn't but thought I'd ask. The girl said, yes, and I was like, cool, let me get that. No joke, they sold and served me a burger with no patty. Every other topping you could think, lettuce, tomato, onion, pickles, and condiments. It was so hilarious I wasn't even mad. I can almost commend her for her effort lol.
Once at BK I asked for a whopper Jr. with no tomato and no onion... I got only tomato and onion. I laughed all the way home. I just couldn't be mad. LOL!😆
I went to a BK and asked for a cheese burger, but hold the burger.
The girl at the window told me No.
I asked why, I wanted everything else just not the burger. She still said No.
I asked why, as I would pay the normal price and BK would be saving money. She still said No.
Then she asked me to drive through if I wasn't going to order.
I offered to pay in advance, she still said No.
I gave up and did without,
Vegan food has improved a lot since then - but still when I order a vegan pizza, they will give me gluten free as well - I hate gluten free pastry! lol - I'm all good with the gluten! Just not the dead body parts of torutured animals or the fact that calves are taken away from their mothers and killed so that we can have the breast milk of the cow who is sent to slaughter when her milk production goes down. Give me gluten, not the bodily secretions of enslaved animals
@@yppykyashould've been fired, its have it your way at BK
Burger started the veggie burger with just veggies. After they had the Impossible Burger, I ordered the veggie burger and I got only veggies. You have to say Impossible Burger.
That "Hamburgler" joke was pure gold 🤣🤣🤣
Russ Nagel's story is so true about fast food places not serving people who walk up to the drive through. I drive for Lyft and I got a ride to pick up someone at Arby's. It was a women with 2 kids and we went through the drive through and then I took them to their home. 😄
“ my crown falls off!” He sounded straight up crazy!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂
I work at a Long John Silvers. Those jokes hit a little too close to home. They are 100% true.
😁
"Maybe the finest thing to ever come out of these summits" the most understated funniest line. Ever.
OMG...I've never seen the whole alligator bit...one of the funniest things I've ever heard!
Josh Sneed is hilarious!!
He's brilliant!
The alligator story... here in Florida we have these small lizards (geckos?)... and I could just imagine the girl at the drive through grabbing a gecko and shouting "here's your change."
Subway joke was spot on!!! They always act like it's coming from their own stash! 💯🤣
Way too many other choices to settle for spudway.
Used to be here in GA. they were the go-to if you didn't like making salads at home, and there was plenty of meat.
Good luck now at about 60% higher price with 20% less meat! 😢
I will never not laugh at shayn's Alligator boys set😂😂
Never not laugh? 😁
DryBar is smart for using Comedy Central's original format. Anybody remember that this is how Comedy Central got it's start in the early 1990s?
Yeah, now it's essentially just political stuff with a few movies mixed in. Not much comedy there - aside from South Park. :)
I remember seeing Katt Williams old special in the 2000s.
I was a little young in the 90s 😅
Ahh yes, I remember the days of way, way back. Back when MTV actually played music and History has actual History programs...
@@REALfish1552 Ya South Park isn't political satire at all.
Sure do.
Omg the ice cream machine being broken at mcdonald's was genius! Apparently that's a universal issue lmfao 😂
Happens everywhere in Australia.
That really is a thing. McDs made a deal with the ice cream maker co. There is a thing in it that says when it's supposed to be cleaned, but it has to wait so long after, but they don't wait and it screws up the machine so they have to have a repairman from that co. fix it. It isn't in the instructions so they keep doing it (so the co. gets more money from service calls). McDs is the only one that has that machine. The managers just get tired of calling it in. (I heard it from this guy on You Tube who investigates all sorts of corporate , political scandals and stuff.) Evidently Every McDonalds has it. I love ice cream when travelling. They Never have a working machine no matter where it is. It's sort of like fast food click bait. It's a pretty well-known thing. Just pretend it's not on the menu, because it isn't.
@@julien.4617 Not quite true, Julie. I was a McManager in the mid-80s. Cleaning the machine requires full disassembly, which takes nearly an hour. No ice cream usually means lazy closers who didn't clean the machine properly.
@@philliphayden2727 Okay. That's not what the repairman's manual says.
@@julien.4617 I'm quite sure any manual doesn't mention lazy closers.
Shayne Smith and Josh Sneed are the absolute best!! I saw these jokes they did already but can watch them over and over and laugh every single time
The bit about long John silver was my absolute favorite somebody's gonna have to start paying for these crunchies
Shayne makes my ribs bursts
@@Surfer041we 0 8-10 7l7po..8
I totally agree. I can hear their voices and immediately recognize them and can listen to their comedy routines a hundred times. Something about those two! I wish they’d go on America’s Got Talent.
I'm vegan now but them Long John Silver batter crumbs were insanely good! 😂😂😂
You can still eat them being vegan, it's just fried batter.
How do you know someone is vegan? Don't worry, they'll announce it.
Lol “they don’t even serve alligators here” 🐊
FANTASTIC video! Thanks. I've heard the story about robbing the Wendy's with an alligator about six times and I still laugh so hard I hurt every time. That guy is one of the funniest comedians I've ever heard, and I've lived through the days of Richard Pryor, George Carlin, Galligher, Steven Wright...
I love the alligator story. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
My Granny loved the crumbs. She called them grasshoppers. 🤣🤣
Ok. The tattoo guy was the most hilarious guy I have heard in years.
Shayne is the best. I mean...you already know that, of course. 😉
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He's CLEARLY the Mountain Dew guy.
@@whoexactlydoyoubelieve2824 not the neck tattoo guy? No the mtn dew guy
8:57 Fun fact, Doritos were originally taco shells.
Disneyland had a deal with Pepsi, so Pepsi was providing them with food. One of said foods was taco shells. The Disneyland employees noticed that customers were crushing their taco shells and eating them like chips.
Disneyland told Pepsi this and the Dorito was born.
I miss the 90s. Back then, Burger King was clean and efficient, and you could get a Whopper for 99 cents, and it was a big and delicious burger.
Rob a bank with the gator .. they'll be expecting that !! 😂😂
Shayne Smith's delivery is so flawless!
That clip about walking through the burger king and not being served was great haha.
These comedians have me cracking up, laugh out loud, cleverr as Feck..lol.. listening to just audio,, and I've come to recognize a couple of favorites by how they speak, nice to feel happy, feel joy. Thanks!!.
Love the high stabdard of clean comedy.
I'm sure I've annoyed my neighbors at 5:30 in the morning. Great stuff!
Happy happy, joy joy!!!
I’m glad you fount or what you like 😃
Too close! It's a dry bar.
The alligator story was gold. I could not stop laughing!
True story.
SIR... I've done nothing today to deserve TWO cookies!??;? I doubled over with his delivery.
Russ Nagel had my crying. "Are you in a car?" "Idk can you see me?"
But honestly the people that need late night food should be the last people driving.
I don't get off work until 9:30pm but sometimes as late as 1:30am and after working all day I just want a quick bite to eat so I'm grateful for late night drive thru.
@@ManTheManLV255 okay I will give an exception. I forgot that we can have different shifts, I'm sorry.
@@ManTheManLV255 me too! I wake at 10-10:30pm for night shift work. I LOVE not getting judged for having taco bell for breakfast 🤣
"What did you just say to me?!" 😂
I lost it when he started talking about the car behind at the drive through lol
😂😂😂 Josh Sneed is such a great storyteller!
Gator was his soul mate. Didn't need time to build relationship. He had him at armed robbery. 😉🤣
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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Dennis and Brian Regan are two of the funniest people on earth!
Brian yes but Dennis hasn't had new material in about 20 yrs he was funny but not so much anymore i do wish he'd come up with something new to say. :) i do like them both but can't listen to Dennis anymore I've heard all his jokes too many times. i mean they all repeat old stuff but Dennis just never has anything new.
@@supposedly1-2 His last bit about " Apply within " was just not funny, like at all. Acting like it's an absurd concept. Apparently he hasn't applied for a job since the advent of the internet, because I feel like that's what's being said, even if they weren't it's still not an outrageous thing to put on a marquee
When are y’all having Josh Sneed back? And Warren Hall? They’re my favorites. I need more. 😁
Heck when I was a kid growing up in Florida, they just used gators to get rid of bodies.
Now they use'em as weapons 🤣
🤣😁😄
UNTRACEABLE YO!🤥😂
Is that being Eco friendly? LOL great true story
It's an arms race, dude.
@@ladyvincenza 🤣🤣🤣
The alligator story was partially true. lol The guy who did it: Josh James. His mom Linda claimed it was a prank. WTH Claimed he knew someone who worked there. The police figured out who he was from a receipt and had him turn himself in.
After James pleaded guilty to two misdemeanor charges, the judge came down hard on James because "this type of thing is not a prank. It's a crime."
He sentenced James to one year of probation, a $500 fine and 75 hours of community service and denied a defense request to keep the convictions off James' record. James also is under orders to keep away from Wendy's.
There is multiple Florida man stories in newspapers about gators going through all sorts of things. He's not necessarily talking about James. Usually happens a few times a year...
@@bayoubilly5176 its him. He's the ONLY one who THREW an Alllllligator threw a WENDY'S DRIVE through WINDOW. Facts dont lie.;) you're welcome.
@@bayoubilly5176, Don't worry. I'm sure you have solid alibis. LOL
He should be under orders to keep away from alligators too. He’s a bad influence.
I don’t know why I find that last part so funny.
“Stay away from Wendy’s. You clearly can’t handle it.”
the "crumbs" in the fish shop are called various things in different places, "scraps" ,"bits" , either way they are a normal thing in British chip shops. and asking for extra is a regular occurrence.
We call them cracklin's
Crunchies. You can order them in the states as well.
It's a regular occurrence in the States too, but mostly in the south.
Yes the crackling are the best! Love them.
They probably taste delicious there! Original!
My family uses bojangles tailgate boxes to transport our chickens, it's both effective and hilarious especially when they stick their heads through the tea jug hole
Shayne Smith and Jose Sarduy are hilarious!
19:50 I actually have on several occasions, found an onion ring at the bottom of my French fries. The fries gradually taste more and more like the onion ring as you get closer to it too.. It's a pleasant surprise when it occurs.
Edit: 22:20 This guy knows what I'm talkin' about!
45:30 I used to work at subway and frequently got yelled at for giving the customers too many toppings.
I feel attacked by Josh Sneed. I feel like the lady at long John's is totally me. "Extra biscuits, well I knew that coming in... What?! Two breads?! Alright!"🤣
I remember seeing the Wendy's alligator story on the news! 😂
But she's from Florida so she's not afraid of death or whatever...
I'm from Florida. More like don't believe in death.
Plant city florida here an yes deaths nothing but something to do to most here.
The girl with the in n out unicorn style joke made me cry I laughed so hard 😂 many jokes are funny in this video but only this made me lmao
And you can tell it's an authentic/true story because she was unable to control her laughter when she retold it. 😆
The best part is what so many complain about.... She was having a hard time telling it because she was laying so hard........ That alone made it soooo much funnier.
😂ikr? Who is she? does she have other stuff? Love her!
I love the comedian telling the 🐊 story. Florida has it's strange moments definitely. Thank you for the laughter 😅
Florida is the BEST!!!!! Free and easy! Laid back, fun loving and beautiful! Nothing common or boring! 😎🌴🌺💥🌻. Reason EVERYONE comes on vacation!!! We vacation all the time!!!
Josh Sneed had me snorting and crying. The crunchies!
We have something like that in fish and chip shops in the UK, but they're called scraps. Bits of batter from the deep fat fryer that come off the battered fish. They're really nice too, but they used to be free :(
Scraps are free 🎉
Please give Shayne Smith another special. I think he is hilarious!!
Great compilation!!!
pls
NOPE.
I would really like to hear how he got those tattoos!!
He cute too
alligators are all over the place down there!
lmao that was the sober plan
"welcome to Burger King, what are you doing here" I'm gonna be laughing for days on that one.
Me, sitting here after having got home from work, in my Subway uniform shirt, returning to the dust of the earth from laughing because the subway jokes had me
I learned never to leave work in your work uniform when I was accosted in my peppermint striped smock by someone who mistook me for an employee of the big hotel around the corner. They demanded directions somewhere--I had only lived there less than a week, so when I said I'm sorry, but I do not know, they told me they would go to the front desk and have me fired. I was just in there because they had good air conditioning and the bench by the elevators was a good place to read my book. BTW, what hotel has people uniformed in peppermint striped smocks? I worked at the candy store just around the corner.
@@MsSavagechef what gets me the most about your post is that even IF you did work at the fancy hotel what makes any patron think every single employee should know directions & threaten to get you fired for not knowing?!!
What an absolute creep 😖
You still work at Subway? You deserve better Alyssa
@@Elhastezy888or good people like you, it’s probably hard to believe, but a large number of the hospitality industry’s customers behave this way. I worked for 27 years in restaurants, mostly fine dining, I even took/ passed the Sommelier exam; I was condescended to, insulted and disrespected by my rich customers regularly. It seems the majority of the rich believe they are entitled to this behavior. On my part, I was of course hurt then, upset… you couldn’t say anything because you would lose your job( it’s still like that for waiters everywhere). In 2019, and this is only one example, I was fired at 10pm on the spot, escorted off the premises of a prestigious hotel in Chicago, after having worked there for 3.5 years, having the most seniority. The reason? Two customers by the door, black ladies, were looking at the chocolate display in my restaurant. I was working alone, had 28 customers I was taking care of, who arrived all in the same time from the theater. And, as per the hotel’s refusal to hire us a busboy or dishwasher, I was by myself, with 28 customers. However, I answered all the questions of the two ladies, about the chocolates: where are they made? Do we have some dairy- free? How much? When I said the price, they shrugged, $3.50 a chocolate, half inch, it’s expensive,of course. They kept telling me they are not buying, just looking. I told them I’d be there if they needed anything. They said repeatedly, don’t worry, we’re just looking. Ok. I was running around taking care of my 28 customers. At some point, the two ladies asked me which chocolate was good. Sweat was dripping from my forehead, my breath short from running, and I was running not because I wasn’t able to handle 28 people, because I am a professional, but since the hotel wouldn’t hire any staff, and ignored our requests to buy wine glasses, I was running constantly in the back to wash the 6-7 glasses we had and cool them with paper towels and run to serve wine in them. So, I look at these ladies, who reassured me they didn’t want to buy any chocolates, but are now asking me which one was good. I told them they’re all good. They really are, simple as that, these are gourmet chocolates. Their names alone: Champagne Raspberry, Caramel Truffle…these arrived in special, temperature controlled boxes, were high quality. At that, the younger one, in her late 30s, laughed and said that they can’t be all good. I looked at her. I said: It’s ok, you’re not buying any. And I had to run. They left, went to the front desk, complained about me, and the security officer, who was a friend, had to escort me right out. I felt like my heart was crushed. How was I wrong?
@camicocis-vk4wv you probably weren't wrong. Given the strong reaction despite all the context and your seniority, I have to wonder if they "pulled the race card." Because businesses don't want the slightest perception of this, even when it's not happening, they often give a severe response to distance themselves from that perception.
Son, sometimes we all deserve . . . two cookies.
Never saw a guy beat a dead horse with an alligator before.
How long have you been in Florida? Give it time
Agree. I said that, then deleted it for fear of being attacked by his fans! He's good but that just went on forever...
My mom is the person who asks for extra crunchies at Long John silvers😂
Well I feel better about my life choices after listening to this 😅
Palmed the alligator thru the dt window? hahahaha ...the car BEHIND !
This went from a comedy about all fast food to becoming a full on assault on burger King and as an ex employee I loved every bit of it
Hilarious bit!!
Don't forget subway. They were bashing on them too LOL
calm down, that was only in the intro. everyone loves you.
Spudway bashes itself with the "" food"" there.
can we talk about the gator from wendys for a second-
The alligator jokes set the tune tone for the entire video
Third guy is crazy! If you lived by a Long John's you definitely know what crumbs are! And crumbs are delicious! First job I ever had and we had to make crumbs! 😂😂😂
I've never had them when I lived in the CONUS and now I feel like I'm missing out. 😄 I'm potentially a crumb-buying dude and I don't even know it! 😩
We're the alligator boys now!!🤣🤣🤣
This guy gets an award for the longest amount of time to milk a joke...and I had tears going the whole time. Great job!
😂🤣🤪 🐊🐊
It takes all that time to tell the whole story. I know it by heart.
He had a 30 min special and it was a single joke but it was amazing
@@Martys-4x4 Florida dude of course.
Who
The alligator story is too funny!!😅😅😅
Shayne Smith is a beast. 😂
The alligator joke is even better when you r realize how clue less most people are to Florida's alligator population.
I've watched the alligator part many times and it is funny every time 🤣😂🤣
He used the drive-thru. hahahahaha
Really didn't find his story telling skills that great.
@@zigzag7194 Is all about the humor in the story telling. This is a comedian monologue. You need to approach it with that mindset. Yes I've watched many that are plain boring, so much so, that they shouldn't be called comedy, but this is not one of them. But to each it's own. I like it.
@@zigzag7194 I agree. All that shouting he did was quite annoying. Couldn't wait for it to be over. It was dragged out way too long as the punch line was actually the opening sentence.
Funniest alligator story I’ve ever heard!! And true?! Oh Lordy, I hope so!!! 😆 Actually, all these guys are great!!
Oh my gosh! Had to replay alligator story three times. Was laughing so hard I missed some of it.
I watch his special every few months. Its for my mental health!
Also in Jacksonville Fl guy walks in with alligator in arm n takes beer. He was on our local sports radio show. He also just found that gator prior.
Can confirm "Sweet onion teriyaki chicken" at Subway is indeed delicious.
The In n out story got me rolling on the floor!! 🤣
The 2 cookies bit caught me, but like everyone else…🐊 won
Shayne Smith is HILARIOUS 😂 🤣 😂 🤣 😂 🤣 😂
Zoltan Kasas is Great as well!!!
Don't knock LJS's crumblies! They are YUM! Me and my friends used to go there after school back in the 70's and we got ice water and crumblies for a nickel. 😂
Josh Sneed calling me out on the two restaurants thing. 😂
Coming from a certified pioneering family of Florida, that Florida story coming from his perspective was even funnier than the actual event. LMFAO
Yes TacoLongJohnSilverBell does exist!
I concur