I Don’t Run. Danny Johnson - Full Special
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 15 พ.ค. 2020
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I'm listening to this in one ear while doing some data entry at work. I keep cracking up and my co-worker thinks I'm nuts! Danny Johnson, you are hysterical!!!
24:13 24:15
I’m so glad I’m not the only one! 😂
Now THAT is a good stand-up comedian. - I'll remember his name...Danny Johnson. Thumbs up buddy.
If all of the Dry Bar comedians were this funny, I would never watch anything else! This guy is a 10 out of 10!
Almost all are as funny as him(if not funnier)
There are more good than not I think.
You are in luck. Most are better
"I found the runners high laying in the bushes." Run away from those people! Lmao
Danny Johnson you are one my favorites 4 sure on dry bar❤ you are freaking funny🤣😂 I suffer from Chronic Pain which has caused me severe depression. I was pretty bad tonight. Listening to dry bar was a great fast pick me up getting me out my head. To all u comedians: Thank you😍
Jessica ; try cutting out bread. Modern wheat has so much gluten compared to archaic varieties that most people will have some reaction and a few will develop chronic inflammatory response. Same with a lot of beans and legumes like peanuts. I also prescribe: Linda Rontowski, Arvin Mitchell and Brian Regan. If you wish to visit the dark side try Daniel Tosh, Jimmy Carr and Frankie Boyle. Wishing you happy and well! X
@@clivewells7090 Thank you so much I have definitely cut all that out. I never in million years would have thought what is suppose to be healthy for your body be damaging causing pain&depression. But I did research that lead me to a link on something called Leaky Gut. And main causes is all what you said and other so called healthy foods. Just crazy. I also have been enjoying all the stand up 🤣😂 Really great. Thank you Mr.Wells. I really hope you have an awesome Day💜
@@jbyepitsme4330 lovely to hear back from you, sorry if you've found it hard, normally the foods you have to exclude are the ones you crave! Lactose intolerance much..? It's all down to unhealthy gut bacteria driving your digestive tract so try not to fret too much, once you get a healthy microbiome back in place the salad is what you'll desire, seriously! Look up ketogenic diet, snake diet and fasting - as a last resort. The allopathic approach is driven by conglomerates and is not what it proclaims to be so be on your toes, I've taken a 6 week course of antibiotics and noticed a downturn in my immune system. Once you get back to the natural way you at least have a fighting chance! Good luck and God Bless. X
Truly hope you get better soon. I used fasting to get rid of mine. It took a year.
Jessica I just found out about "leaky gut" this week, so I switched to an all meat diet for few days and I really noticed the reduction in inflammation in my joints. Hope you feel better.
Water tastes best when it's sweet tea 😂😂😂
But isn't it true though? 😖😂😂😂
Love that joke!
@@magnetsoldiercephas331 that's a joke? I thought that was the truth!
Water taste best when you add yeast and sugar than put through a still 🤪
LMBO
Danny Johnson, excellentcomedian!!!
Dry Bar comedy is the best choice when I do my walking! I am laughing all the way to and back 🤣
Awesome performance Danny Johnson!!!
That was good, laughter or smile through the whole thing and that's all I ask for in comedy
"It's cold, but these are hot"! 😂🤣⚰
One time I was given two chicken patties in my Mchicken. I felt blessed
Haha! This guy got funnier as the show went on. So good! Thanks DryBar! Always great content!
This guy is absolutely hilarious 😹😂
Just laughed for half an hour straight. Why isn’t he more well known?? As someone who ran in high school then got extremely out of shape I relate to these jokes more than I’d care to admit
Exactly...
Same lol but I'm 33 so...
He’s my dad 😂😂
8:01 water taste the best when it's sweet tea. 😄😄😄
A funny guy with a funny delivery.
“i didnt know mint came from a leaf” haha i died
This guy is really good.
Hilarious from beginning to end. Bravo
one of my all time favorite channels on youtube
Danny are so funny with great timing, I laughed so hard, you are excellent.
This guy's good!!!😂😂😂😂
Waaw loved it😆👌
I laughed so much, i was shocked when it was over!
I know! It was a short routine. He's really good.
And the ending was so abrupt, never heard a set end so abruptly before
Awww Chusky!! He is now one of my new favorite comedians ❤️ I wish I could see his show in person
FUNNY! Enjoyed a lot.
Dude's a Killer! Love it!
Saw this before had to watch it again
"I am... the ham-burglar"
I lost my drink on that one 😂
I think that was the best line! 🤣🤣
😎 Absolutely priceless…
Pretty GOOOD STUFFF N ORIGINAL ! I’ll re-watch it Again, n again, n,,,,,
Fantastic comedian! LMAO!!
I prefer the sweet tea water, thank you.😁😁
Danny, Great comic....more more more!
17:43
This what makes me keep coming back to this funny dude. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👍❤
Give this man a netflix special, pls!!! Hilarious!
He’s awesome! 🤣😅😂
Another funny one! And he's cute and "Chusky"
After he did that bit, first thing went through my mind What's the female name for chusky?
The lady in the audience can laugh 😂
At this point in time, I don't watch any other comedy but Dry Bar!
Thank you so much for uploading this video. It is helping me get through the pandemic!
This guys funny, he gets it !
I love him!!!
What an incredible set. Super funny! Can’t wait for more.
Such a magnetic person. So engaging. Ireally could see him in the theater and ithink that perhaps he could too. .He'd have no problem opening it up and getting very far out - loony and bizarre, if he'd care to. Very rich comedy - a massive treat
22:20 ... He must be talking about Publix... Lol. Our stores usually has them by the entrance area.... In some stores they're at the entrance....they ARE huge scales!! Ha!
How is this 3 years old but has under 300 comments? This was a GREAT set!
this is great
I cried I laughed so hard 😭😆
You must laugh when people fart.....this was not that amusing
@@terpdaddy2298 Aww C-mon now Damon,you know farts are funny!Farts are funny anytime.Farts are proof that God has a sense of humor so C-mon Damon admit it,farts are funny,fart,fart,fart,fart,faaaaaart!
He is really funny !
2:12 I listened to an audio book about 15 years ago that said, after 45 minutes of running, you will experience a runner's high. After many years of investigation, I have found a bong hit helps to activate the runner's high.
You made me laugh. Can totally relate. Keep it up
I feel like we have lived the same life lol.
I LOVE THIS GUY!!!
got some deep laughter out of me! Love the fitbit dog idea!!!!
Heeey, he was FUNNY!!!
This comedian make comedy fun again! Great set..still LMAO
What in the world???!! This guy is hella funny 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
This guy is really funny! I can't believe he doesn't have more views and more thumbs up? I've watched most all of what's on this channel and I'm tellin' you all, he's definitely in the upper 25% at least!
Chusky McBurglar!!
So relatable 😂😭😂
Haha- he does carry it well!!
I tore my meniscus sitting down on the couch. True story. I even heard it rip. During every appointment from ortho to PT to surgery “how did you injure your knee?” “I sat on the couch”.
Get better! xD
You are hilarious!!!!!
Favorite joke was the digiorno pizza commercial in the middle of his fat joke!
I used to run up next to random people on the bike path and ask "what are you running from? Is there something scary back there?"
The reactions were priceless.
This was my reaction reading that: 😬
@Are You Sure You En . .
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Running is Enjoyable.
Regular exercise is healthful. if regular exercise or running were a medication it would be the most widely prescribed in the world. The standard American diet(sad) morphed into the nightmare it has become starting 50 - 55 years ago. Take a look around Americans are fatter and sicker than ever before. Imagine being Within 3 - 4 pounds of your competition weight(even six or eight pounds). This will not kill you. Eating healthfully, carefully, deliberately, and mindfully pays an enormous dividend in Eternal Youth and longevity. Regular exercise is Child's Play once you leave the maladaptive SAD SAD SAD Standard American Diet far far behind. You can never exercise enough to offset the excessive garbage you are eating now.
Seriously, how did we manage not to kill ourselves with the compass? I could never figure out how to draw a circle without tearing a hole in the paper.
My guy lookin like the bad guy from Alvin and the Chipmunks
Really? Coming from you Danny DeVito?🤣🤣
You're funny! :)
Thank you for the great laughter😊
That grocery store joke was funny. Imagine if you have to weigh to buy groceries. That’ll be insane 😂 I’d imagine getting your teeth checked too. Like no um you can’t afford that candy either. Sorry 😂
Heard that Fitbit joke from another person on here
I was thinking the same thing just can't remember who it was
This guy got more laughs then most I've seen he is good
Running isn’t done by sane people ! We sit on park bench and watch the “ Others “ run ! We run only when the ice cream truck passes by and stops at corner ! 😋
@Rebel Yell Superiority Complex.
@@landofnoneart668 Nope.
Better health, resting heart rate (RHR), BP, longevity, fewer med issues in to old age, lower risk of Early Onset Diabetes, toes, foot or leg amputations, heart attacks, stroke and Alzheimers... just to list a few.
Forgot... it's also hedging your financial bets against HUGE medical bills and deductibles.
They can wipe you out. I know. My folks retired at 55, multimillionaires. They are now in their early 80s.
The medical expenses are slowly dwindling their bank accounts/asset portfolio, but they can still live on the Interest.
Praise God.
See my recently posted comment to your comment, when u get a chance, ok?
There are always dingbats that refuse to take care of their bodies, right? Stand your ground... 👏👍👏
Major Old Lady, aka, Mom.
I really enjoyed this. Top 10 percent or more on this channel.
"If you make a bacon-cake I'm having you committed."
Lol right 😂
Running should only be acceptable if you’re being chased by a psycho or you’ve clogged someone’s toilet
@Eric Grijalva actually long distance running is bad for your heart.
Living nowadays is bad for your heart
Amen.
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@@jasonruggles4236 How many Global Cardiologists would agree with you?
Not one. ✔🤣✔
Thanks!
LOL!!! Great job Danny !
Hilarious!! Funny funny, could not stop laughing.
I have that kind if wardrobe too 😂🤣🙃. Size 8 to 14 but my friends don't understand me.
"Chusky" is funny. Like Gabriel Iglesias' "Fluffy."
Gabriel dude was funny till he got political. I have kind of just ignored him lately. This guy was good though.
That was too funny the video was interrupted right after he claimed to be the Hamburglar by Wendy's commercial
This guy is awesome. 😄👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
Man, we were just twlling ny son about the card catalog and dewey decimal system and he looked at us like we had to heads.
Obviously the best kind of service animal is an Adrian Condor. Worst case scenario the bird will fly you to the hospital.
So funny story....one time I was out for a walk and I came upon a "friend" of a friend who was supposed to be out running but instead that person was walking extremely slowly in running gear on her phone with her ear buds in😂. She was walking so slowly that the me who was out for a casual walk in the park passed her up. She pretended not to notice me so I walked a little farther ahead then stopped and looked back like I heard something. I acted shocked and started running away. Sure enough she passed me up screaming 😂 I was crying and laying on the ground laughing.
The Hamburgler King!😂😂😂
😂😂😂 SO FUNNY!!!! LOVE IT ❤ THANKS FOR THE LAUGHTER ❤
7:12 had me dead 💀 🤣🤣🤣🤣😭
THIS GUY IS GOOD!!!!
He was funny.
Danny is Hilarious! Great special!
I thought the comedian Danny Johnson was either 13 or 15 had no idea he was either in his 20s 30s or 40s
I once got a Chic -fil- a chicken sandwich with no bun on top. I thought I was gonna have to talk the server off the ledge. Sweet girl.
🤣 very funny 😄
Bacon cake!!! I’m THERE!
This is my 4th time rewinding!
Bacon pancakes that's what we're gonna make.. bacon pancaaaaaakes!
I felt like the first 15 minutes was good, then it kind of dwindled
I have hayfever and I have to sign for Claritin also.
I wake up occasionally with my right shoulder dislocated