The United States Hate Each Other Jonnie W. - Full Special

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  • @TheOJDrinker
    @TheOJDrinker 3 ปีที่แล้ว +925

    "you get a chance to go to Iowa, go ahead and skip it" - as an Iowa resident...
    I agree.

    • @devonghoulmob1007
      @devonghoulmob1007 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I feel offended as a fellow Iowan he didn't even talk about the farming and the country boys

    • @jlyo1991
      @jlyo1991 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      What about maid-rite?! I miss it. I am not from there though.

    • @THEREALBLU13
      @THEREALBLU13 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same

    • @danikaleuenberger6634
      @danikaleuenberger6634 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      What about blue bunny? We are the ice cream capital of the u.s. cause if blue bunny

    • @spamuel98
      @spamuel98 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I had the misfortune of travelling through there with my family on the way up to Minnesota for a funeral. It's so bland even the cell reception is too bored to hold your conversation.

  • @darcy5823
    @darcy5823 3 ปีที่แล้ว +353

    This guy should write commercial jingles at least if not have his own singing career! Not to the mention he's one of the best comedians I've seen. Love him!

  • @samsonhendrixiii3933
    @samsonhendrixiii3933 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1425

    A sign of a Good comedian (For Me personally) is when I’m disappointed they’re Act is near the end...
    This guy definitely made me want more. Good job

    • @Ceini
      @Ceini 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      And he can sing.

    • @lissaharre
      @lissaharre 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      So glad I saw your comment before I heard him say it. I might have missed it.

    • @JonnieW
      @JonnieW 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Thanks for watching!

    • @lynneshively3790
      @lynneshively3790 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@JonnieW Love your show. You are truly a gifted comedian. Hope you will be in Los Angeles someday once they start opening up.

    • @angelapooh4911
      @angelapooh4911 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Very sad when it ended😥he is hilarious 😂can actually sing as well!

  • @guest0407
    @guest0407 3 ปีที่แล้ว +373

    Man...this guy deserved a better audience. The "I would like to thank the academy" joke was GOLD.

    • @abigailtapia2714
      @abigailtapia2714 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      OH MY GOD YES I WAS *CRYING*

    • @Kiyomoto657
      @Kiyomoto657 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I thought they were generous. He was awful.

    • @krisquigley4497
      @krisquigley4497 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@Kiyomoto657 He has nice things to say about you.

    • @Chris-wb3qe
      @Chris-wb3qe 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Nice pun

    • @REALfish1552
      @REALfish1552 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He was okay IMO. I might have smiled once or twice, and I enjoyed it, but I honestly can't say I actually laughed audibly. He wasn't bad - I've watched a few bad ones on this channel. Now, the Jose Sarduy one about his mom being crazy where he talks about the White Glove Inspection while in the Air Force Academy? Yeah, I laughed so hard my sides hurt.

  • @TheUnatuber
    @TheUnatuber 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1142

    11:49-11:58 - "We've adopted a highway.....We have one son, Miles. He's very tall."
    Went right over the audience's heads!

    • @majoroldladyakamom6948
      @majoroldladyakamom6948 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Not mine.

    • @1jwc
      @1jwc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@majoroldladyakamom6948 Ditto.

    • @timokimm
      @timokimm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      came here for this comment

    • @CarlGorn
      @CarlGorn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Perhaps they weren't...high-minded enough? 😄

    • @rp-wn5or
      @rp-wn5or 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Miles

  • @blugreen123
    @blugreen123 2 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    "Booze & snooze" LOL! The bit about the unsaved husband in the double decker grave blocking his wife's way to Heaven is genius. 😂

  • @christypoe4538
    @christypoe4538 3 ปีที่แล้ว +386

    I was rolling at the joke about the old lady saying her husband would b blocking her 😭😭😭💀

    • @claryp1509
      @claryp1509 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Me too. And I love the Lord Jesus Christ

    • @jimmyyorkshire4495
      @jimmyyorkshire4495 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I missed that, gonna have to watch the whole thing again.

    • @norma1406
      @norma1406 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

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    • @joywebster2678
      @joywebster2678 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@jimmyyorkshire4495 the double decker grave joke

  • @beth-annrock237
    @beth-annrock237 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    I have never heard of Johnnie W. before!! Absolutely hysterical!!! I am definitely a new fan!!!♥️

    • @harrygeorge3220
      @harrygeorge3220 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hello Beth
      How are you doing today?

  • @Xraygirlie100
    @Xraygirlie100 3 ปีที่แล้ว +684

    The story about his nephew turning shiny gold, and then “I’d like to thank the academy...” put me straight in the floor in laughter. I hollared out loud. Truly funny skit.

    • @dovie2blue
      @dovie2blue 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      That's such an uncle thing to do

    • @GriffinPearson
      @GriffinPearson 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      very underappreciated joke

    • @pitchforksdragon1252
      @pitchforksdragon1252 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Same.

    • @rally4reel77
      @rally4reel77 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      As someone with a nephew who would turn himself gold as well, I too cackle shrieked at this

    • @meaghanm2152
      @meaghanm2152 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I had just taken a bite of biscuit and it almost came out of my nose

  • @mopaditi1737
    @mopaditi1737 2 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    This is one of the funniest acts on Dry Bar. Hilarious start to finish. Polished. Timing is brilliant. Wow.

  • @iiMaJellYb3aN
    @iiMaJellYb3aN 3 ปีที่แล้ว +204

    This is one of my favorite ones. Plus i showed it to my mom and I’ve never heard her laugh so much in my life. This guy is awesome.

    • @esahcaeeneiradgbo2464
      @esahcaeeneiradgbo2464 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      DryBar Comedy is the best any and everyone can watch this ☺

    • @donteven5712
      @donteven5712 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Everyone can watch any comedian. And Drybar is the worst of them all.

    • @krisquigley4497
      @krisquigley4497 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@donteven5712 Thanks so much for your important imput.

  • @Mhelikerart
    @Mhelikerart 3 ปีที่แล้ว +139

    I married my husband after knowing him 4 months - he was 22, I had just turned 19. That “Young Love” song is PERFECT. Lol 😂
    Almost 12 years, and 5 kids later, we can really laugh looking back at how dumb we were then.
    Your whole set is fantastic sir! 🤩🤣

    • @LAppleDumpling
      @LAppleDumpling 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Seriously CONGRATULATIONS 👏 🙌 just remember when someone's grass looks greener just water yours more! ❤

    • @masterson0713
      @masterson0713 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      When two good hearts meet ❤

    • @sigynlaufeyson3631
      @sigynlaufeyson3631 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      We were 19 and 22 too. Knew each other less than a year. I got his name tattooed on me after knowing him 3 weeks (insanity) but this November will be 31 years married.

    • @jacob.tudragens
      @jacob.tudragens ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @sigynlaufeyson3631
      Congratulations! Until almost 4 years ago, I'd been married around 40 years.
      Unfortunately, that was distributed over 4 women. I wasn't a great husband, I guess.

  • @soulgazer11
    @soulgazer11 3 ปีที่แล้ว +249

    This dude is so witty and hilarious 😂. And he actually has a great singing voice! He's clearly very talented and passionate, I had a great time laughing, watching this. 🌟🙌😁

    • @dipchips34garvis68
      @dipchips34garvis68 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ok great for you

    • @soulgazer11
      @soulgazer11 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@dipchips34garvis68 indeed. Thank you for your amazing sense of observation.

    • @jamesmcinnis208
      @jamesmcinnis208 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "actually"

  • @MarleneHen
    @MarleneHen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    I've watched a bunch of DryBar, and this guy is definitely one of my top favorites. 🙂

  • @JoshuaArrieta
    @JoshuaArrieta 3 ปีที่แล้ว +202

    I award Jonnie W the "Best Comedian I've seen on dry bar Comedy this year" award. Very strong set

    • @bkurtz8770
      @bkurtz8770 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Have you seen Chad thornsberry

    • @JoshuaArrieta
      @JoshuaArrieta 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@bkurtz8770 I have. He's alright, he made me laugh. but not as hard as young jonnie here

    • @JonnieW
      @JonnieW 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Thank you, kind sir!

    • @JoshuaArrieta
      @JoshuaArrieta 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@JonnieW you are welcome! keep up the good work!

  • @WatchtowerHunter
    @WatchtowerHunter 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

    This man is talented and needs a much larger stage. One of the best comedians I have heard in years.

    • @JonnieW
      @JonnieW 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Thanks a heap!

  • @kevinbacon5142
    @kevinbacon5142 3 ปีที่แล้ว +249

    I’ve heard a lot of good comedy on DryBar... and this guy was....
    Hilarious!

  • @KittySnicker
    @KittySnicker 3 ปีที่แล้ว +108

    “That’s just science, y’all.” 😂

  • @allthingsnu4673
    @allthingsnu4673 3 ปีที่แล้ว +259

    Jonnie W. is really funny and talented! As someone who is eating a reduced-carb diet, I agree that carbs are holding civilization together! It's very astute of him to recognize this. 😂

    • @bjbo72
      @bjbo72 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes..but u can't lose weight with a diet of carbs and he knew that...

    • @Gngrcpl
      @Gngrcpl 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      How’s that fad diet working for ya now lol

  • @chrisameen9981
    @chrisameen9981 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +51

    This guy was one laugh after another… he was so very funny. Bring him back.

    • @PrincessLorie
      @PrincessLorie 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

  • @thewayhobibrokeitdowninhan6083
    @thewayhobibrokeitdowninhan6083 3 ปีที่แล้ว +514

    His delivery and timing are immaculate 😂😂😂

    • @marksmall8462
      @marksmall8462 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      1442

    • @donteven5712
      @donteven5712 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Apparently you don’t watch many good comedians. His delivery is rushed, his timing has no rhythm, he uses no segues, and to top it off... his material is not original AT ALL!!!

    • @donh.2630
      @donh.2630 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And funny too.

    • @thewayhobibrokeitdowninhan6083
      @thewayhobibrokeitdowninhan6083 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@donteven5712 stop doing drugs. you make no sense whatsoever.

    • @donteven5712
      @donteven5712 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@thewayhobibrokeitdowninhan6083
      At least if did do drugs it would be an excuse for being and absolute tool. What’s your excuse?

  • @SaraStJames
    @SaraStJames 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    I haven’t laughed this hard at a comedian in years…absolutely love his style, material, and perfect delivery! Thanks for a great time!

    • @harrygeorge3220
      @harrygeorge3220 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hello Sara
      How are you doing today?

  • @01testigo
    @01testigo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    I work at a funeral home. That 4 in one joke is genius! We're totally going to implement it!

    • @hollyhayes6863
      @hollyhayes6863 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nice meeting you can we talk on whatsapp

    • @dracosxroses4368
      @dracosxroses4368 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@hollyhayes6863 hello, just wondering why you ask so many people to talk on WhatsApp

    • @hollyhayes6863
      @hollyhayes6863 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@dracosxroses4368 just looking for a real friend that will talk with me.. Feeling bored

    • @hollyhayes6863
      @hollyhayes6863 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@dracosxroses4368 I will appreciate it. if you accept talking with me

  • @MadelynMiller-h4n
    @MadelynMiller-h4n 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

    This comic is refreshing and super funny!! Keep up the great work!!

  • @kelliecornatzer3411
    @kelliecornatzer3411 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    He is one of the funniest comedians I’ve seen on dry bar. He is Fabulous!

    • @Surfer041
      @Surfer041 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      HIT IT WITH THIS!

  • @nylanelson8660
    @nylanelson8660 2 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    He made mad laugh so hard. He is really good & Im glad he’s a clean comedian that doesn’t cuss or talk about sex. There are very few of these that aren’t offensive as they think the only way to make people laugh is be disgusting. Thank you for the clean humor

  • @teaganna5970
    @teaganna5970 3 ปีที่แล้ว +386

    "This isn't a raccoon. This is a McRib." 😂👏
    Okay y'all, I always knew that sandwich was a little sus.

    • @ericataylor5967
      @ericataylor5967 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      ONG hes just spitting facts

    • @steviewoo9876
      @steviewoo9876 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I tried it many years ago and thought it was odd..was def not like an authentic rib would be...in prison they shape strange things into the shape of real meat to try n trick u; it's called Mystery Meat...the sauce was the only reason I ate it..never have ordered again

    • @teaganna5970
      @teaganna5970 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@steviewoo9876 I can only imagine what other delicacies were served. Oof

    • @marisawalker4400
      @marisawalker4400 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He's got a great voice besides being funny

    • @steviewoo9876
      @steviewoo9876 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@teaganna5970 😂

  • @jjohnston94
    @jjohnston94 3 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    That's exactly what happens. My grandfather and grandmother are top-and-bottom, separated by 4 feet and 23 years. Saves a lot of money in a crowded cemetary.

    • @kimberlyholstein3544
      @kimberlyholstein3544 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Fr, I thought he just made that up?!

    • @cassieberringer7427
      @cassieberringer7427 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yep. Was really surprised that he was so surprised by that concept. I was like... yeah... that's a real thing. Why is that weird? But I guess it isn't super common. Around me I've only heard them as "double plots," but it a sorta common thing for couples to get. My parents have that type of plot, although both are still alive right now.

  • @Sentientdreamer
    @Sentientdreamer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    Wow!
    The timing is impeccable!
    Love how he lays it out.
    His timing tho...🤩

  • @skykincaid5644
    @skykincaid5644 3 ปีที่แล้ว +136

    Q-tip: "Do not insert q-tip into ear canal".
    Me: "Isn't that the entire reason for your existence?"

    • @TophinatorStreams
      @TophinatorStreams 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Too many people were scrambling their brains, so they had to mark it as a warning and send off the initial victims to Paraguay

  • @mistermack4987
    @mistermack4987 3 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    My wife walks into the Mancave trying to figure out why Im both bawling my eyes out and shaking with laughter

    • @queenieqt2033
      @queenieqt2033 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Tell wife she not belong in cave
      Shout angry word at wife.
      Wife pinch pecker and say she is boss
      Wife now belong in cave.

    • @mistermack4987
      @mistermack4987 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@queenieqt2033 She calls it that not me. Just like before we got married, I called her my wife because she called me her husband

  • @peasantsoul
    @peasantsoul ปีที่แล้ว +47

    “Turns out, carbohydrates is what is keepin civilization together.”
    Lol

  • @angelaOnFiya
    @angelaOnFiya 3 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    This guy is hilarious! Original material. Love the guitar too. Super talented

  • @consciousnessrenaissance7804
    @consciousnessrenaissance7804 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    He is so funny and a great singer. Deserves a Netflix show of his own

  • @catherinegilliam4202
    @catherinegilliam4202 3 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    This guy is a master at one- liners! 🤣😂😆

  • @k.c.8345
    @k.c.8345 3 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    This dude is too funny! And talented...
    The uncle on his father's side had me trying not to choke on my food. He became his uncle once removed. Let's just say, I had to clean food up afterwards...😤🤣😂
    Good job 👍👍👏 Delivery, style, quick switch-up and all!!!

    • @paperclips4113
      @paperclips4113 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I liked him finding somebody to glare at in the audience about that.

    • @LittleDogsOnThePrarie
      @LittleDogsOnThePrarie 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That one was hysterical!

  • @briancleary7708
    @briancleary7708 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    My company is in Ft Smith. Every new employee picture is a guy in camouflage who likes to hunt and fish. True.

  • @shannansmith2188
    @shannansmith2188 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    Oh my word! The Q tip part almost killed me, I was laughing so hard I started wheezing!

  • @SarahLizDoan
    @SarahLizDoan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1010

    “Apparently carbs are what’s holding civilization together…..the whole North Korea problem could be solved with a cressant roll..::he just needs some pancakes” OMG 😅😅😅 one of the best jokes ever!!!

  • @stevenboykin116
    @stevenboykin116 3 ปีที่แล้ว +212

    As a Mississippian I laughed so hard at that Paraguay joke.

    • @katejmendoza
      @katejmendoza 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Same!

    • @mechengr1731
      @mechengr1731 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I was waiting for Florida 🤣🤣🤣

    • @ella5319
      @ella5319 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      We Southerners can take it & not get all bent out of shape, other folks can't.

    • @stacymoore7348
      @stacymoore7348 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Being from Alabama I'm glad to know what Tenn thinks. Also Thank God for Mississippi has come up in more conversations about Bama being at the bottom of every list.

    • @purplelove392
      @purplelove392 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Everyone forgets New Mexico, NM & Mississippi trade places regularly for the bottom 2 states on education statistics.

  • @QueMusiQ
    @QueMusiQ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +158

    Where is his ALBUM??!? I don’t even LIKE country, but he was GOOD!

    • @EroticPlatypus
      @EroticPlatypus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Lol agreed, he's got a good voice and the wit for lyrics obviously

    • @speaktruth9989
      @speaktruth9989 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I K R

    • @davidschwartz3427
      @davidschwartz3427 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Any Matchbox 20 album

    • @Rainmaker6302
      @Rainmaker6302 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I need his album now because I haven't laugh this hard in years. He's outrageous 🤣😂🤣🙃🤣‼️😂

    • @rosecafecito
      @rosecafecito 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      It sounds more like folk music kinda like what Ed Sheeran used to make. But, I guess it’s a sub-genre? 🤷‍♀️ Idk I’m not a musicologist

  • @stevecotter6883
    @stevecotter6883 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    Dang this guy impressed me with his jokes but he blew me away with his music. Dude’s got talent!

  • @dakaliajohnson5831
    @dakaliajohnson5831 3 ปีที่แล้ว +299

    I had seen a portion of his work but not the full thing and I'm not disappointed he's hilarious honestly 😂😂

    • @majoroldladyakamom6948
      @majoroldladyakamom6948 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Right?? 🤣🤣

    • @Handqun
      @Handqun 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Facts. This guy's hilarious. I love the name Dakalia also, I'm just now seeing that it's your name 👀 That's phenomenal

    • @donteven5712
      @donteven5712 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Handqun can you get any creepier?

    • @Handqun
      @Handqun 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@donteven5712 All I did was say I like her name... go cry about it.

    • @dipchips34garvis68
      @dipchips34garvis68 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Handqun what's so phenomenal about her name you only saying that because she's a girl lol

  • @greg_216
    @greg_216 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    "I would like to thank the Academy" is such a solid joke.

  • @katiedrew4708
    @katiedrew4708 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    ANOTHER DRY BAR KEEPER! Lots of giggles!

  • @d.7040
    @d.7040 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    This is great! I laughed out loud repeatedly. Thank you, Jonnie W.

  • @barbie3139
    @barbie3139 3 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    He has a great singing voice!

  • @brynecl2759
    @brynecl2759 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    A good laugh and free musical performance??? 👏🏻💕💕

  • @buddha6920
    @buddha6920 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    This guy had me in tears, awesome need more.

  • @bwar05
    @bwar05 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    **immediately goes to search for more of this guy**

  • @athena7042
    @athena7042 3 ปีที่แล้ว +157

    Did he write that "Young Love" song? It sounds like a great song. He is also a talented guitarist and singer.

    • @JonnieW
      @JonnieW 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      He did. Thanks for the kind words!

    • @kateyjulius7197
      @kateyjulius7197 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I agree!!

    • @patrickgichini1754
      @patrickgichini1754 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@JonnieW Man, your comedy is brilliant and so is your singing!

    • @NaYangKo1M
      @NaYangKo1M 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@JonnieW wow dude . u rock!

    • @johnjones2341
      @johnjones2341 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yep, didn't come across as just a gimmick. Got my respect for that and the clean comedy.

  • @sleepmeditationsandrelaxat5681
    @sleepmeditationsandrelaxat5681 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    He is a genius. High class comedian...and musician! Wow - loved every second of this show!

  • @pryncessyanni
    @pryncessyanni 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Timing and delivery unmatched. More, please!

  • @ronnietucker3712
    @ronnietucker3712 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    This guy brings a lot of energy and fun. Love his act and his voice. ♥️

  • @WilliamtheWorst
    @WilliamtheWorst 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Jonnie is one of the best clean comedians out there. Really good dude in person as well.

  • @fireballxl-5748
    @fireballxl-5748 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Congrats for a great set. I so remember the "suicide" runs in gym class!

  • @pulcinetto3
    @pulcinetto3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Excellent standup comedian, full of wit and no cussing! The joke about naming a star after a loved one for free comes to mind :D

  • @Rood67
    @Rood67 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Heckling the audience member for laughing early at the “my father was a co-joined twin” joke.
    😂🤣

  • @BeComingNyrell
    @BeComingNyrell 3 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    Carbs keeping civilization together 😂😂😂

  • @jacklambert2607
    @jacklambert2607 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Very enjoyable. He's a very talented comedian/singer/musician. His delivery and timing is impeccable... plus his material is wholesome and relatable. Dry Bar never disappoints!

  • @davidwvalentine8024
    @davidwvalentine8024 3 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    This guy should be way more famous. Excellent

    • @armadilllo
      @armadilllo 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      worlds worst comedian?

  • @landycastillo85
    @landycastillo85 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    He is funny! No cursing and I want to roll on the floor

  • @mariewagner5283
    @mariewagner5283 3 ปีที่แล้ว +140

    "I would like to thank the academy...." 😂😂😂

    • @hollyhayes6863
      @hollyhayes6863 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hi 👋 Marie Baillie nice meeting you can we talk more on whatsapp

    • @that_auntceleste5848
      @that_auntceleste5848 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      My favorite joke in this set!
      Runner up is the unsaved husband & the double-decker grace...

  • @jeannierusso2134
    @jeannierusso2134 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    This guy is so talented not only can he make me laugh he plays the guitar and sings to wow..😄😁 this is Talent all rolled in a big ball thanks Johnny

  • @nenaelliott8058
    @nenaelliott8058 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    Jonnie W, you're awesome. Had laugh tears rolling down my face. Funny funny stuff.

  • @rickyspanish492
    @rickyspanish492 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Absolutely hysterical! I loved the rapid fire delivery and puns! And he can sing!?! Thanks so much Dry Bar and Johnnie W. for the laughs!

  • @tspks2128
    @tspks2128 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    I like him. Laughed at every joke! His comedy is very family friendly! 😆

  • @troytaylor1123
    @troytaylor1123 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    First time to see you Jonnie. VERY funny! Not 1 single weak point in your entire set! Also, thank you I can watch this with my teens!! Thank you! Thank You!

  • @athena7042
    @athena7042 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    This guy is great. Awesome material, perfect delivery and the material is not crude or misogynist.

  • @yesiownfrodo
    @yesiownfrodo 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    He is one of my favorite comedians. Just consistently funny.

  • @celiashen5490
    @celiashen5490 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    Oh, the look of horror when he talked about sit-ups.

  • @AspiringInterpreter
    @AspiringInterpreter 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    It’s so hard to find a clean comedian that’s really funny. This was refreshing!!

  • @esahcaeeneiradgbo2464
    @esahcaeeneiradgbo2464 3 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    So hilariously true. My stomach hurts just from laughing. Wow I had so much fun just watching this comedy short! 👍😂

    • @majoroldladyakamom6948
      @majoroldladyakamom6948 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Isn't a short around 3 mins? This was 25:24.
      Just saying...

  • @TedaR
    @TedaR 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Always a good set from Jonnie W. Trust our Nashville talent! 👍🏼👏

  • @SarahLizDoan
    @SarahLizDoan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Wow sincerely one of the best comedians I’ve ever heard!!! My favorite is Bill Engvall and he’s very reminiscent of Engvall but with his own pace and words. Absolutely brilliant! I literally LOL the entire time!!!!

    • @harrygeorge3220
      @harrygeorge3220 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hello Sarah
      How are you doing today?

  • @anthonyzullo
    @anthonyzullo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    "in highschool I was someone you wouldnt call, someone youd call." Bruh i died!!! Too good!

  • @TheSuperappelflap
    @TheSuperappelflap 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    i nearly spit out my drink at that uncle joke

  • @kreese316
    @kreese316 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Fantastic, smart, clean, and great singing to boot. Thank you!

  • @kermitdfrogz
    @kermitdfrogz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I like this guy, one of the funniest I’ve seen at the dry bar

  • @upta-q.a.m.p343
    @upta-q.a.m.p343 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    This guy had me in constant tears. Hard to do. Thanks..

  • @allispossible8447
    @allispossible8447 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    This is what you call a triple threat…freakin funny, great voice and easy on the eyes

  • @jbyepitsme4330
    @jbyepitsme4330 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Freaking HILARIOUS!!🤣👏🤣👍🤣🤛😁He's so talented just brilliant 👏Another new fave comedian

  • @pringlescan81
    @pringlescan81 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This is a very strong set beginning to end. Never heard of him yet he sounds like he’s had this material for years so they’ve got to bring him back for more!

  • @drewrunion1177
    @drewrunion1177 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Jonnie,
    From a guy from the south also I have not laughed this hard in a long time!
    If you ever perform in the Midwest I will make it point to catch your act again.
    Thank you for making my day dude,
    Drew

  • @dannyorlando8646
    @dannyorlando8646 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I was in pain laughing so hard at this guy😂Definitely top 3 comedians on Drybar!

  • @CrabbyO
    @CrabbyO 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    A German girl once taught me that they have a saying which roughly translates to "You can't live on just love and air." In other words, "I love laying here with you,... but I gotta eat eat something!"

    • @igzuniga
      @igzuniga 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      CrabbyO, that saying is common in Peru too...it is just in castellano 'el amor te dara de comer?"

    • @amazingsupergirl7125
      @amazingsupergirl7125 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hmmm but I’d like to try!

  • @SS-st5vf
    @SS-st5vf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    This guys energy kept me listening. Compared to other comedians who kind of fizzle by the middle of the set. Great stuff

  • @jasonlawrence6290
    @jasonlawrence6290 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    Who are the 30 that gave a thumbs down. This guy is hilarious 😂

  • @williampoff3096
    @williampoff3096 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    As a born and bred Southern boy, ( Blue Ridge Mountain's Southern Virginia, THE REAL VIRGINIA) this proves we are the only class of people in the world that can laugh at ourselves.......Bless y'alls ❤🤠

  • @thesilversurfer7136
    @thesilversurfer7136 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Pure comedic genius. Great timing and delivery!

  • @patticaccamo2942
    @patticaccamo2942 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Jonnie W is real genius and hilarious beyond words 😂.

  • @floridagirl4407
    @floridagirl4407 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    “Apparently carbs are what’s holding civilization together. The whole North Korea problem could be solved with a crescent roll." 🤣🤣

  • @bonniepiehler693
    @bonniepiehler693 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Night terrors are terrifying to the other person. My husband karate chops, punches, and kicks me in his sleep. He doesn't even remember the dreams. I had to start sleeping in the spare room for my safety.

  • @Tina06019
    @Tina06019 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    My husband and I married very young (22 & 20) & very underemployed; we lived on love, just us against the world, a crazy energy, and we’ve done just fine.

  • @SuzanneButcher-wo1mi
    @SuzanneButcher-wo1mi หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I have seen him 3/4 times. He is hysterical! I can't remember when I have laughed until I cry. If anyone is having a bad day, watch his comedy.😼😂

  • @marymorningstar4508
    @marymorningstar4508 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Jonnie W you are not only one heck of a comedian but you are a great singer. I haven't heard you brand of singing for a long time and I wish there were more of it. Great show , wish there was more of it

    • @harrygeorge3220
      @harrygeorge3220 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hello Mary
      How are you doing today?

  • @MissAshuhlee
    @MissAshuhlee 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    My daughters father is from Sumner county! I'm from Hamilton county Tennessee ❤️ love from TN! LOVE UR COMEDY

  • @kristinanne6534
    @kristinanne6534 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    This is the funniest thing I’ve seen in a long time. Bravo!

    • @harrygeorge3220
      @harrygeorge3220 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hello Kristin
      How are you doing today?

  • @OttomanWarriorWoman
    @OttomanWarriorWoman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    He's hilarious! I've watched this a couple of times now, still a hoot!

    • @harrygeorge3220
      @harrygeorge3220 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hello Dear
      How are you doing today?

  • @globetrekker86
    @globetrekker86 3 ปีที่แล้ว +168

    “Kim Jong Un just needs some pancakes” 🤣🤣🤣 No maple syrup, tho

    • @benjaminstowe9017
      @benjaminstowe9017 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      “He’s just hangry” 🤣😂📝

    • @UNCFIPP
      @UNCFIPP 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      So he can just float away?? 😂 😂 😂

    • @Lavenderrose73
      @Lavenderrose73 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That was _my_ favorite, freaking hilarious! 😂

    • @hollyhayes6863
      @hollyhayes6863 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Lavenderrose73 hi 👋 can we talk on whatsapp

    • @Cardiacmoment
      @Cardiacmoment 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      fun_paparazzi - “No maple syrup …” What? Are you Canadian? 😏 🤣 🍁