How To Escape Prison In Kenshi

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  • @B4umkuchen
    @B4umkuchen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +441

    I'm confused, was this a tutorial or bootleg NTR story in the never ending hell of suffering called Kenshi?

    • @NurseVO
      @NurseVO  3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      thanks for the laugh

    • @mariooliver901
      @mariooliver901 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      i guess Im asking randomly but does someone know a method to get back into an instagram account..?
      I somehow lost the password. I would love any tips you can give me.

    • @mariooliver901
      @mariooliver901 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Brycen Tristan I really appreciate your reply. I got to the site thru google and Im in the hacking process now.
      Takes quite some time so I will get back to you later with my results.

    • @mariooliver901
      @mariooliver901 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Brycen Tristan It worked and I actually got access to my account again. I'm so happy:D
      Thanks so much you saved my ass !

    • @brycentristan7359
      @brycentristan7359 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Mario Oliver glad I could help :D

  • @NurseVO
    @NurseVO  4 ปีที่แล้ว +300

    *BIG SHOUTOUT TO THE DUDE THAT SHARED THE LAST VIDEO ON THE KENSHI SUBREDDIT!*
    Thanks a lot, man. I would share this myself, but self-promo is sort of frowned upon, so I just have to lean on the TH-cam recommendations system for discovery-which is a hit or complete miss kind of system. If you're reading this and want to help the channel grow, you can always just share the video. Simple as pie.

    • @cenaytopaloglu2779
      @cenaytopaloglu2779 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I found your channel because I saw you in one of spiffs videos and in the comments section. Now here I am. I guess I should say "Nice to meet you." :)

  • @CrossSkullz
    @CrossSkullz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    That acronym really caught me off guard. Nearly spit out my drinks

    • @sound7934
      @sound7934 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I thought it funny

    • @blockhead4791
      @blockhead4791 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      in-cells

    • @INFJ-ThaneTr
      @INFJ-ThaneTr หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@blockhead4791slang for people inside cells.

  • @damoriejenkins4175
    @damoriejenkins4175 4 ปีที่แล้ว +195

    I sear General Sam really had an influence with this Chad Bot arc, lol

    • @sound7934
      @sound7934 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      General Sam?

    • @JohnSmith-eu2dt
      @JohnSmith-eu2dt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@sound7934 TH-camr. Did a Kenshin series with robots once.

    • @DukeoftheAges
      @DukeoftheAges 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@sound7934 one of the best youtubers

  • @amon8807
    @amon8807 4 ปีที่แล้ว +151

    Chadbots taking over our bot wives is the worst post apocalyptic problem we will ever have.

  • @jamesbarham2033
    @jamesbarham2033 4 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    "Oh those pesky females," Random High Paladin

  • @doc5686
    @doc5686 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    Been subscribed since the first kenshi video and my God not only is this entire video funny but also way too relatable.

    • @NurseVO
      @NurseVO  4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Thanks Doc, it's been a wild ride

  • @Shidan174
    @Shidan174 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    Excellent work as always! And despite being primarily humor, it manages to actually get a lot of practical information across.

    • @NurseVO
      @NurseVO  4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Looks like my work here is done. Mission complete. Thank you!

  • @margraveofvenus9116
    @margraveofvenus9116 4 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    "Power tripping factions"
    *shows Hungry Bandits*

  • @Holysnowboard
    @Holysnowboard 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I got slapped with two jokes back to back and I wasn’t prepared

    • @sound7934
      @sound7934 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Prepare for the worst

  • @RomanticNightDreamer
    @RomanticNightDreamer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    lmao
    at first i was like "ok this is a nice instructional vid for new players"
    but when C.U.N.T. was introduced i laughed my lungs out

  • @UndeadDragonWarrior
    @UndeadDragonWarrior 4 ปีที่แล้ว +140

    Your voice is like silk carressing my body.
    Here is your restraining order. Don't do that again.

    • @planexshifter
      @planexshifter 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You SURE you don't want more?

    • @Dingbobber
      @Dingbobber 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      You’re down bad m’nigga

  • @Sahara-Fang
    @Sahara-Fang 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    We will forever cherish Brad

    • @NurseVO
      @NurseVO  4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      FREE BRAD

    • @HongKongPhooey89
      @HongKongPhooey89 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Yeah, but his wife-bot won't.

    • @sound7934
      @sound7934 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Will you remember brad?

    • @Shidan174
      @Shidan174 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I gotta say, I love the fact that Brad was rescued by Bard. XD

  • @IronhorseTR
    @IronhorseTR 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    Poor Brad, he should know honest work only makes everything worse at Kenshi.

  • @brynf4377
    @brynf4377 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Holy crap man the gag reel is hilarious.

  • @xxrockraiderxx
    @xxrockraiderxx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    Making these videos must be rather difficult for you, because if you laugh anywhere near as much as we do watching the video whilst you're making the video then the amount of times you have to re-record stuff to actually be able to say it with a straight face must be through the roof.

    • @NurseVO
      @NurseVO  4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      It's a struggle. I'm going to keep the gag reels at the end. Bloopers happen all the time.

    • @aharreld2340
      @aharreld2340 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@NurseVO It's amazing going from the short instructional video to the let's play content because it's night and day between the presentation of both, feels like different TH-camrs almost. I like both styles though. Keep up the good work.

  • @recas2780
    @recas2780 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Swear to god i saw that acromyn coming the moment they are listed 😅

  • @TheNewCreep
    @TheNewCreep 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Absolutely dying this was great XD "Firmly grasping C***" has helped me escape from prison once again

  • @Niekel10
    @Niekel10 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Alternative Ending:
    The stranger of the bar walked right through the gate and to one of the slave camps and sold Brad there

    • @NurseVO
      @NurseVO  3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Director's cut.

  • @Plenty_of_Poi
    @Plenty_of_Poi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I just recently subscribed for your awesome content, and now here it is!

    • @NurseVO
      @NurseVO  4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Hey! Thanks for the support. It's very exciting and encouraging. Glad you enjoy!

    • @sound7934
      @sound7934 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What awesome content you talking bout?

  • @Fdelphinus
    @Fdelphinus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    This channel produces little masterpieces

    • @NurseVO
      @NurseVO  4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I love this comment so much. A little appreciation makes it all worth it. Thanks!

    • @Fdelphinus
      @Fdelphinus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It was kind of instinctive after watching this. Thank YOU for making such precious little gems (You deserve more subs tho)

  • @JupiterCobalt
    @JupiterCobalt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I think this may be one of the best ones yet, I was totally caught off guard by the acronym! Great work!

    • @NurseVO
      @NurseVO  4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Glad you liked it!

  • @brekiel_scripts
    @brekiel_scripts 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I was already on board with the cheesy instructional video gag. But when I heard the magic words of "firmly grasping C.*.*.T.", tears of laughter erupted. Brava.

    • @NurseVO
      @NurseVO  4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Glad you enjoyed it!

  • @DavianLicanius
    @DavianLicanius 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    "Rebelled against his oppressors" someones been reading comments on the Kenshi wiki

  • @secretname2670
    @secretname2670 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I actually love the "slaves" beginning because you can grind lockpicking on two (free!!) People instead of just one, and there is toughness grind called "running away slowly on purpose"
    One of my current playthroughs is with two hivers "crackle" worker and "Falling Tide" fighter ,easily skipping earlygame because of them grinding toughness so damn much at slave camp.
    Also the latter is right now so powerfull that he makes limbs flying even with the worst weapon.

  • @wingingitwithbleep8934
    @wingingitwithbleep8934 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    LMFAOoooo i love how you are speaking like a local news reporter.. I've been crying laughing and trying to breathe for most of the video

  • @keithkania3810
    @keithkania3810 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Honestly the funniest thing in kenshi was finding out I could straight up carry people out of slavery and it’s good to see others come across this revelation

  • @mukuro8033
    @mukuro8033 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "Power tripping factions" Has earned my sub HAHAH

    • @NurseVO
      @NurseVO  3 ปีที่แล้ว

      welcome aboard

  • @gusl2708
    @gusl2708 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Fellas this is real life the skeleton gets the pleasure bot

  • @mitchell8003
    @mitchell8003 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    The real question is: What happen to Pleasure Bot 1?

    • @SoundMyG
      @SoundMyG 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      what happened???

    • @gusl2708
      @gusl2708 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Chad bot left her for Agnu 14 hours later

  • @gobthegreat7797
    @gobthegreat7797 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love how the stranger at the bar was named Bard, as if you were about to name him Brad but then just combined it with Bar

    • @teecee1827
      @teecee1827 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bard is a unique (and very annoying) follower in the game tho.

  • @devilmayfly767
    @devilmayfly767 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I didn't expect General Sam's influence in this video via ChadBot!

    • @sound7934
      @sound7934 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He's General Chad. but with the swag

  • @goggariS
    @goggariS 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Thank you for making my morning so much better.

    • @NurseVO
      @NurseVO  4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Any time!

  • @LuckyDaPossum
    @LuckyDaPossum 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Glad you’re still making Kenshi content!

    • @NurseVO
      @NurseVO  4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Glad you enjoy it!

  • @ivan_0590
    @ivan_0590 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    With that voice, humor and video editing, you will get lots of subscribers, I'm pretty sure :)

  • @kahnctpa
    @kahnctpa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    so that's what C.*.N.T. is, i was so tired of everyone calling me a virgin for not knowing what it was.

    • @elvd1296
      @elvd1296 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      STFU

    • @sound7934
      @sound7934 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I lost it when I tried....

    • @sound7934
      @sound7934 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@elvd1296 lmazooooo

  • @ralek592
    @ralek592 ปีที่แล้ว

    I got an ad right after Chad popped in.
    "In the arms of Chad bot!" Why was that such a happy tone

  • @cuevas8405
    @cuevas8405 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Why are you so underrated? your jokes are what we need in this Post apocalyptic(not really) Pandemic😂

  • @FiReDeViLQ8
    @FiReDeViLQ8 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Please make more kenshi stories you were amazing at it

    • @NurseVO
      @NurseVO  3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      in time.

  • @Horace.Heartfelt
    @Horace.Heartfelt 16 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Wow that ending was a twist LMAO. Surprised this video didn't get more views. Hope you make another kenshi video like this!

  • @CosmicChris
    @CosmicChris 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    The ending plot twist is the most Kenshi thing I ever seen.

  • @azunyan2266
    @azunyan2266 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    this needs more views ngl its hilarious

  • @danieldunbar7427
    @danieldunbar7427 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is an absolute gem of a video, I love it

  • @KhalidElMouloudi
    @KhalidElMouloudi 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    6:35 that guard was waiting his whole life to kick someone like that

  • @Bagman421
    @Bagman421 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    this is fantastically edited and narrated! thanks for making the video

    • @NurseVO
      @NurseVO  4 ปีที่แล้ว

      You're welcome! Thanks for watching 😊

  • @monkeywaffles
    @monkeywaffles 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Bravo! Love your superb narrative voice & impeccable delivery as always .

    • @NurseVO
      @NurseVO  4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thank you kindly!

  • @fbiopenup7833
    @fbiopenup7833 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Next up, how to scrap two unidentified robot bodies. Use these three easy steps,
    1. Get the proper gear
    2. Use safety measures to not get nothing
    3. Never give up
    Or use the acronym GUN

  • @nefariousyawn
    @nefariousyawn ปีที่แล้ว

    4:20 is when this video really takes off. This was great, and I hope to see more Kenshi stuff on this channel.

  • @middleground7108
    @middleground7108 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    1:22 i learn a new thing every day 🙌

  • @rickygames6208
    @rickygames6208 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I stumble upon your content. and I'm loving it.The humor is actually good and I'm bringing your vids!please keep making great content like this

    • @NurseVO
      @NurseVO  3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thank you! Will do!

  • @Aquelll
    @Aquelll 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Getting out of Rebirth at game start is absolute joy with the Genesis mod. It is so well guarded that it really takes time and planning. Day 25 I was finally able to knock out a guard, steal his gear and just walk out in disguise. What an absolute adventure to start off with. Lost an arm too so I can annoy the Holy Nation even more than the character being female with her shiny chrome. And she is now running a group of topless amazon warriors from Vain wreaking havoc in the southern parts of Holy Nation enslaving their warriors. One of my funniest playthroughs yet. 😅

  • @DexyD20
    @DexyD20 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love you! The voice, the presentation, the Kenshi!!! How I've not found your videos until now, the algorithm is doing terribly

    • @NurseVO
      @NurseVO  4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Glad you enjoy it!

  • @ArthumHaven
    @ArthumHaven 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Loving the overtly positive delivery!
    Very noice, Nurse!

  • @HAWXXISRIPPIN
    @HAWXXISRIPPIN 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I absolutely love your videos, you'll make it big one day, I believe ❤

    • @sound7934
      @sound7934 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Appreciated Dawg

    • @NurseVO
      @NurseVO  4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I hope so too!

  • @paulhall8861
    @paulhall8861 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Nurse, you are a genius storyteller! I loved every bit of this.

  • @user-im7uh5nl6t
    @user-im7uh5nl6t 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Everyone's talking about Chadbot but nobody's wondering what the fuck happened to Pleasurebot 1

  • @EaGilgamesh
    @EaGilgamesh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    This is actually hilarious

  • @potcupcake
    @potcupcake 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I gotta say I love your videos. Top quality content as always

    • @NurseVO
      @NurseVO  4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I appreciate that!

  • @zodaxa6141
    @zodaxa6141 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Actually, lost a leg can be a huuuge opportunity, you can became the sneakiest of the sneaky snake. At some point, the guards probably see you but let you escape because they admire your courage. Or because the know you are useless, and they don't want to buy prostetic. For the HN, crutches are the devil. They are kind enough to act like they didn't see you.

  • @conker690
    @conker690 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    This was a work of art, well done

  • @Rhino1115
    @Rhino1115 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Guards just sitting there wondering if Brad is trying another prison break or getting kidnapped

  • @Nightmare13113
    @Nightmare13113 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    4:36 got me lol.

  • @LeemonJuicy
    @LeemonJuicy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Using the C.U.N.T. is gonna be climactic!

  • @XkurixXx
    @XkurixXx ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Best kenshi video ever

  • @CourageousRetreat
    @CourageousRetreat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love you so much Nurse! Lol so glad you still make videos! ^^

    • @NurseVO
      @NurseVO  4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Aw thanks! Glad to have you ^_^

  • @jakethelanguid4720
    @jakethelanguid4720 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I was fine until the In-Cells joke, I’m CRYING

  • @tatamieoka9100
    @tatamieoka9100 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    That disclaimer is indeed amusing

  • @agerestriction5888
    @agerestriction5888 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    i love kenshi now but i did give up getting out of prison after 30 times trying, i was expecting that the guards would make work but they never take me out of the cell

  • @SimaoRodrigues...
    @SimaoRodrigues... 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Escaping rebirth is the easiest thing to pull off. Train athletics to 30, steal and eat food until you're stuffed, lock pick the gate leading to the floodlands (at night), and there you go, guards can't catch up to you and you have a flotsam hideout just waiting for you with food,supplies and clothes. Now escaping project genesis (mod) rebirth, thats a whole different nightmare...

  • @elvinorozco5339
    @elvinorozco5339 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    You’re amazing 😩👌 definitely my favorite channel

  • @mantovannni
    @mantovannni 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    One of my guys was locked up in Stack, high inquisitor Seta started to chase him even though he's served his 170 odd hours in prison and was no longer a wanted man. I took advantage of the situation and Seta chased my guy everywhere. My guy had no weapons so we just ran into hostile mobs everywhere and into the bar in the Hub. Eventually I got a crossbow and ammo from dead dust bandits he had wiped out and his hitpoints on his arm and legs went into the minuses he collapsed and started healing. I picked him up and took him to my town near the hub put him in a cage and healed him. I sold all his gear and sold him to the Shek for 40,000.

  • @realDarkPeterson
    @realDarkPeterson 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Well, I wasn't going to escape prison, among other things for the reasons listed here. But since Nurse did note she'd be amused by it, I feel I've no choice but to escape prison now.

  • @AAquese
    @AAquese 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Typing this from prison on the phone I got from my boy Wooky
    Missed the disclaimer on the first few secs
    But thanks for helping me escape
    Idk what the other parts of videos meant tho
    it took me a while to get my stealth up
    and my picklocking skills was only 20 but still made it out thanks 🙏🏾

  • @roanorozoro7794
    @roanorozoro7794 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    This shit slaps harder than my dad

  • @raneundead
    @raneundead 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Instructions unclear. Now my local police force refuses to look me in the eye.

  • @WVLFRVN
    @WVLFRVN 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Acronym made me die, thank you for your service

  • @facundosesta5602
    @facundosesta5602 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Shoulda seen the disclaimer before, got into perpetual after I failed escaping alcatraz.
    Thanks anyway! Subscribing

  • @rush4in
    @rush4in 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    You did all this for the acronym, didn’t you?

    • @NurseVO
      @NurseVO  4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      First word I wrote for the script.

    • @rush4in
      @rush4in 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@NurseVO I expected no less

  • @jackknighttheoriginal1956
    @jackknighttheoriginal1956 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    We need more of these

    • @NurseVO
      @NurseVO  3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I love making these. They just take a lot of my time to make.

  • @JohnSmith-eu2dt
    @JohnSmith-eu2dt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Hey guys, have you seen Internet Historians "Fall of 76"? I feel like that groovy presentation style would mesh well with yours, and of course, Nurses voice.

  • @BenBlackEquinoxEngelhard
    @BenBlackEquinoxEngelhard 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is absolutely the reason I have the internet.

  • @WikkeSchrandt
    @WikkeSchrandt 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Fuck, I can't hold in my laughter watching your videos. Wish I'd found this sooner

  • @sopaipillasss
    @sopaipillasss 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Ungodly underrated. Lost my shit almost every second

  • @cow_mangler510
    @cow_mangler510 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Escaping prison is the matter of shoes, random, and athletic skill. With wooden sandals and 60+ athletics you can escape from any captivity, the only problem you might have is running away from samurai scouts if you were caught in UC

  • @pz7510
    @pz7510 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    these are all phenomenal and so professional, really great stuff :3

  • @raijin7707
    @raijin7707 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I just love listening to you talk, the sht you say is entertaining and that ending was fking hilarious. Comes back home to chad bot XD

  • @thezimra9429
    @thezimra9429 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    ahhhhh ive missed this series ... love the content thank you very much

  • @lehtamohan3595
    @lehtamohan3595 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Well this was amazing

  • @jrotela
    @jrotela 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love this game

  • @ungabunga9135
    @ungabunga9135 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Big Happy for this new video.!

  • @TheEndleader
    @TheEndleader 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Just folds his arms XD

  • @mythos051
    @mythos051 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I see your failsafe impressions has gotten better and great video.

    • @NurseVO
      @NurseVO  4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thanks!

  • @user-hc8lm4qy2k
    @user-hc8lm4qy2k 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This should have more views.

  • @jackransom.
    @jackransom. 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Great acronym.. I actually laughed out loud.. Wouldn't mind more Kenshi vids if you're up for it.. ; )-~

  • @darkshadowsx5949
    @darkshadowsx5949 ปีที่แล้ว

    i got attacked while mining and started to crawled to the nearest town. my leg was totally destroyed and i was starving so i stole some food and got arrested where my leg was patched up by 5 outstanding guards. i been training my lock picking skill while i wait for my injured leg to heal. either ill try to escape or wait out the sentence.

  • @JimBox810
    @JimBox810 ปีที่แล้ว

    Love your Kenshi content ♥️

  • @megaoptamas759
    @megaoptamas759 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I lost my shit at the end. Holy hell

  • @Slumking
    @Slumking 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    thank you!

    • @NurseVO
      @NurseVO  4 ปีที่แล้ว

      You're welcome!

  • @TheXBoy5
    @TheXBoy5 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is the best fucking video I've ever seen.

  • @alice20001
    @alice20001 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    This looks like something that could be official