the torso army experience
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God bless you this is entirely too masochistic for me to try. I legitimately can't imagine
Blessing received. I honestly don't blame you. It's pure hell.
I assumed it would be you when I clicked lmao
ngl i thought this was your vid 😅 just recently found Nurse n i'm fkn glad i did 🤘
God Bless you too ambiguous amphibian
98% imitation is 98% the greatest compliment
Honestly, if I were a denizen of Kenshi, no matter how depraved or hungry, and I'd see a writhing mass torsified men just slogging around in unison like an animated carpet spawned by the deepest fathoms of a schizophrenic mind... I'd just walk away and pretend I haven't witnessed that.
I'd join them
@@caralho5237 They'd probably bite your ankles off until they consume you whole.
Id probably eat one of them
I am not sure I wouldn't just straight out lose my mind seeing that in person.
The way you described that reminds me of the SCP when day breaks
I'm immediately reminded of ambitious amphibian. Him and his torsquad. A collaboration between Nurse and AA on pz could be a lot of fun to watch.
Me too!
in pz we gotta wait for multiplayer update cuz ver. 41 is better
Yoooooooooo
We gotta get him on this
I would love that. Maybe one day :)
Missed opportunity: the "Torwarriors" should've been called the "Torsoldiers".
I think AA did that in his, I think she didn't want to copy too much his content
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Their faces are all messed up from having to lick their way across the desert. that's canon
A nurse and Ambiguous Amphibian colab would be a match made in heaven. The Torsolites will cherish this unity in paradise , Torusalem. May the Legacy of Torsolo carry on. I'm forever grateful to have witnessed such wise and witty content creators. You guys are amazing and the lifeblood that fills my torso
4 months later, it happened!
@@niliq truly a PZ hood classic
Imagine if they were led by torsolo. They’d be unstoppable
That would be inherently against torsolos core values. He exists as a solitary nugget, a singular man worm of sheer will. They would only slow him down, torsolo is already unstoppable.
bro i love how nurses voice is so good it sounds like an AI at times, then she cracks up laughing so you know its not...
I thought this challenge was crazy. The I saw she didn't have the shop inventory expansion mod.
I then realized it was completely batshit insane.
"One death is a tragedy. A ton of deaths is a statistic" -some Russian guy
He was good ole Stalin who made that quote
Kill one person your a murderer, kill tens of thousands?? Upgrade to conquerer.
@@icespicelover28 Lol, you are wrong, man.
Next time check myths for proofs, son.
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«Französischer Witz»
"«Der Krieg? Ich kann das nicht so schrecklich finden! Der Tod eines Menschen: das ist eine Katastrophe. Hunderttausend Tote: das ist eine Statistik!»"
Translation:
"French Wit"
"The death of one man: that is a catastrophe. A hundred thousand deaths: that is a statistic!"
(c) Kurt Tucholsky, German journalist. Weimarer Republik. 1925.
And yes, you are wrong too. You just have to google the quote to find out its fake. C-mon, guys, why people can't just... find proofs.
And what about approving fake quotes, @Nurse?
@@tomhodges1552 The quote is millions actually
Should've called it the crip cult
Probably too vague.
"Can't I just sell my tor-citizens?"
Sell everyone except one and buy them back over time!
The ones who are slaves won't starve to death.
Actually it would be a great way to keep the ones that are starving alive till you can free them. You can even go find them and bring them limbs so that tell can get stronger. Then you could turn on your would be masters with an army of cybernetic enhanced soldiers.
btw this might be the next playthrough!
"Why did you buy a limbless slave?"
"Needed a new doorstop."
@@harbl99 "new doorstop": Hello!
@@JoeV-vq7zd This made me giggle and gasp XD
The logistics of feeding and limbing all those characters would be a nightmare.
Hell if I saw a flock of torso people, I'd be minding my own business.
Here at Black Desert Scraphouse we have limbs of all shapes and sizes. They are expressly designed for cybernetic use, and I'm sure we'll find something to meet your budget. Please do not steal, we have a lot of guards. The Black Desert may seem foreboding at first, but once you get used to the acid rain, storms and corrosive lakes you'll fit right in. We my not have food, but we do have a near endless supply of grog. We invite members for Torsociety to come visit at their leisure.
The problem with that is these are all humans and they would melt in the acid rain.
@@TheVampireAzriel Acid hurts people, got it. I'll pit that in my notes. That really does explain why you don't see too many people out here. Come on it just a little acid rain, it gets the rust off. It really does explain why the meat goes bad so quickly. People made of meat spoil in acid. Maybe I'll throw in a complimentary umbrella for fleshy visitors.
@@Notsoshady4891 I only learned this from experience. I lost a couple humans/sheks trying to take a shortcut from Black Desert City to (I think) Bad Teeth. The torsos would never crawl through in time. Hives or robots would make it fine though.
Camp out a bunch of the torsos in the free beds to slow starvation, maybe sell a few into temporary slavery. Also worth noting is that when imprisoned, characters have a minimum hunger score.
Please never stop your kenshi content, it always reminds me how much I love the game and I immediately go back to it. This game deserves as much attention as it can get also props to you, love your narrations :).
TH-cams butteryiest voice, tackling Kenshi's hardest start. Yay!
6:20
Let it be known, even if you believe you're alone, there may always be a herd of torso's roaming nearby.
OH, Hello. Welcome back to Kenshi. After the Torsquad spread the ways of the torso all arrownd the world several followers started their own journey as torsos.
its like watching REALLY UGLY baby sea turtles crawling through the sand to get to the ocean lol.
I felt like your PC was about to explode in the first 2mins. Well done.
LoL, I love this. Zill, not the leader we wanted, but the leader the Torsociety needed. Also, caution not to drink at 22:26, something about Nurse telling quadriplegic game character to hustle was some wonderful sense of urgency that caught me off guard.
Hustle hustle hustle
Love the increased volume and modified name. You have made AA proud
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Torso! Because two full seasons in Amphibian TV wasn’t enough! Hurray for more with Nurse!
This may be the most insane video I have seen...and I have been subbed to you quite awhile. :)
I do think it might have worked better if you hit one of the hive towns in the north west of the great desert, they sell the cheap but lousy robotics, so you could get 3 or 4 people walking for the price of one in Heft. :) Also a backpack would be nice, then you can load food in the backpack to share...they do not share food in their inventories. But either way, the video was great. :)
I honestly thought that was only for animals. I'll be sure to use that tip myself thanks @colmortimer1066
Well, the issue is getting the startup money to begin with. It'll be a lot mroe difficult to get fights going in the vanilla hivevillage, where you are within the safety range of guards.
However, getting an arm first to start mining copper / iron could have been a way to get some more food, or use the incredible sneaking skills to steal fooditems that are lying around on tables etc, not in containers.
The stealcahcne is always 100% for those after all, as long as noone can detect you. Irregardless of thievery skill.
Torspuad and Torsociety collab !?
YOU NEED TO BLOW UP
I’m loving your content!
Don’t stop and keep pursuing!
Beautiful :O The traders getting caught in that stream and being pulled along is like the Star Trek episode where the Enterprise gets caught in a stream of 2D beings XD
Wow, you are naturally funny and very smart in the way you narrate those episodes. Keep it up, it works great!
so underrated. most entertaining channel i found in a while. surviving kenshi got me into kenshi and its been 6 days and i have 80 hours and actually i hate you
we need more of this torso experience
IM INVESTED IN ZILLS CHARACTER ARCH
this is a certified "i dont have a mouth but i have to scream" type of vibe
Ah, Theophilus, the way of the Torsquad has truly flourished into a glorious Torsect religion, by no other than Torsaber's descendant.
Thank you, Torsquad leader, for your noble sacrifice.
Subscribed for this beautiful content. Made my night with your puns.
Euh, i just found your channel, and am afraid that i require more of this madness, please make it happen asap. I will even consider joining a channel for the first time ever, This made my day, which was going terribly. Thanks in advance.
The Journey of the torsos is such an inspirational and epic adventure. You deserve a new Sub.
P5 soundtrack in the background is actually a great fit, i listen to it when I’m playing kenshi too lmao
Imagine the face on the city guards when they saw a horde of limbless little people emerging from the desert dunes in the distance.
missed opportunity to name a squad Torsoldiers.
I would love to see part 2!
I'm only 3min in so far and this is the best thing I've seen in a while. The start is like watching those nature shows about turtle babies fleeing to the ocean
It's like watching a bunch of baby sea turtles try to make it to the ocean
This deserves more views. I laughed from start to finish lol.
love the music choices
Imagine going about your day like normal and suddenly there is an army of torsos coming towards you
This is gold, quality content right there.
I’ve never seen this game before and i’m utterly enthralled. Very entertaining video!
I just wonder in game Universe, I wonder how would the NPCs react or the look on their faces when they see a large horde of limbless torso people pass by like it’s a herd of Sheep 😂
Hey just found your channel and wanted to say that all of these kenshi videos are absolutely amazing. I burned through all your Kenshi stuff so now I have to check out your other content!
You're insane.
Subbed.
im crying what is this thank you for posting this video i guess-
you got a new subscriber
All-Tommorrows evolution mode.
The Torsmen, Torsociety
This made my day. Just so silly I love it
love your humor
The great torso migration, is beautiful
This was incredible
they should pay you for the intro sells me their game more than their game
Already know this is going to be a banger video
Nurses voice feels like sleeping in a bath of butter
YOU have made AA Proud
Me: **drops sandwich at the picnic**
Every ant in a 5km radius: 8:59
imagine looting a rotting corpse with only your teeth and nubs.
This was beautiful to behold
I petition to give Nurse and Ambiguousamphibian the TH-camrs of the year award.
I've never been more invested in a story line as such as this. Nurse, I need 10 episodes, stat!
Missed the opportunity to call the Torwarriors Torsoldiers.
Some wandering trader at a bar: yeah so I saw this wandering army of torsos dragging themselves across the desert the other day.
Barkeep: that doesnt surprise me honestly.
hunger over here committin toricide against torsociety
So do the torwarriors bite their enemies or do they swing their nubs violently at someone until they die, I'm honestly curious.
im pretty sure Nurse is actually a man pretending to be a woman. Nobody with a vagina would ever play Kenshi. And even if they did they wouldn't be this familiar and enthusiastic about the games mechanics.
@@sparklesparklesparkle6318 what the fuck bro
@@marcusbressan28 im a woman actually thanks for misgendering me bigot.
@@sparklesparklesparkle6318 why the hate though?
@@sparklesparklesparkle6318 really low effort troll
Nice Little Chrono Trigger Music in there Some may not notice but i still remember! Fantastic Videos BTW keep er up!!
i am appreciating that subtle music choice my sister in christ. monster hunter tri was indeed a game that was.
I was missing your kenshi videos already Nurse nice to have you here again
Moar Kenshi,dearest mother,thy children they crave.
God damn what the heck you do ambiguousamphibianesque content with pro narrarator voiceovers, this is gold
What the fuck did I just witness. Nurse's voice did the crawling and limbless bodies justice though.
The exodus from the beginning is just the kenshi equivalent of a penguin documentary
Im so proud of this torsociety
3:20 pure nightmare fuel.
Imagine wandering the deserts, and coming across... **this**
"Personality!"
part 2 please this was fun to watch.
it reminded me of the last kenshi series i watched where it was a torso and a robot carrying the torso in the beginning
This has got to be the most schizophrenic idea that I've ever seen for a video game and I was on the edge of my seat the whole time.
The migration of the torsos was a truly marvelous thing to witness.
Thank you. I laughed. I cried. and I learned something at the end.
They say that to this day Zill is still running around, try to get his torso brothers and sisters a pair of arms and legs.
These torsos are more efficient than me lmao. On another note I noticed a difference how you talk (document?) and gotta say that I really enjoy it :)
I had an idea for a torso garden of my defeated enemies. This was fun too of course 😂
Loving this video. I miss the Torso from AA's channel, Torsolo, god among men. Keep up the good content Nurse!
Your voice almost makes it feel like a nature documentary
We live in a Torsiety.
You gave Ambiguous Amphibian a shout out so I leave a like. Idk if this ammount of people is able to be sustained this early in the game but best of luck to you!
They move like a larger organism. A torsorganism.
She basically turned Kenshi into Sim-ant, I love it.
i like your style Nurse, nice videos, have great voice =)
When I was asked to join the TA I wasn't expecting this...
This looks like a scenario from All Tomorrows
23:23 Preview of Nurse's "Torso Jazz" Album.
people : torsiety :: humanity : torsociety
Imagin walking by at a distance and over a sand hill a wave of Torsos crawl over and Spill over hill.LOL
All the Chrono Trigger soundtracks
For only 0.60 € a call you too can help the starving torsos
I saw them all crawling and I can't stop laughing
Patience is needed for the game in general. This.....this goes even further beyond...... this is Super patience 3