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I think my favorite moment was when the Head of Security just watched you break the walls of their office while they were eating their pasta. Been in that exact situation before.
hahaha he was just so done
Yeah sometimes you just see a Hulk bust through a wall while you're relaxing and say "Fuck it, I didnt see anything" sometimes it's just easier that way.
Probably the most comical situation in a video game
Ss13 is the only game where ignoring an antagonist actually locks them into a state where they cannot kill you unless you are their target or impeding their mission. Saying "I didn't see shit" has worked for me, no joke, 100% of the time that I wasn't their target. This includes one time a role with no kill restrictions I kindly asked them to let me finish learning what I was doing first and they did. Even vampires will suck less blood if you cooperate and drag you to Medical. The doctors KNOW they are a vampire but they can't get themselves killed over it.
The best "i ain't paid enough for this shit" moment
Hahaha, I gotta say you got really Lucky as I was actually the space suit guy! I was inside botany triying to get some rainbow cannabis leafs for my project when I heard the explosion and I saw that same dude pop-out, I ran in there randomly as I thought he was doing something antag as I was waiting for the leaves which was boring.. and saw you in there! I remember this round well as I had a telescience empire + drug empire, the paramedic that stopped me actually asked me to hold the body instead of dragging you and I simply said " Could you help him for me?" as I was in a rush to do my project, who could have though such a thing would have caused a butterfly effect and make you into a hulk lol hope you enjoyed that round!
Holy shit, someone please give this guy a prize!
True hero
What server is it?
You sir, are a god amongst men. I play baro, and you have to hold people at gunpoint to get them to fix the hull sometimes!
Man what a journeys
(Been playing SS13 for 4 years)
Quickest way to get into player interaction in this game is to hurt yourself severely and end up in the medbay.
I learned the complete medical system by just smashing my head with metal rods, blaming it on some made up entity, then seeing how they put me back together.
Use the assistant job on servers to learn your way around the game. Most people are happy to teach since it breaks up the monotony. (Try to wear nothing but what you start with since people are more wary of assistants that look geared up).
If you get let into a department to learn don't touch anything without asking since you can fuck shit up sometimes. Don't underestimate the unpredictability of spessmen, a friendly happy guy may bash your head in with a toolbox for touching his stuff.
Don't get into fights. There are some annoying players who only play the game to bait people into fights so they can fuck you up. Just run away and hide...or stand your ground and fight and probably die but hey you might learn something.
Explore the maintenance tunnels. This is where you dirty assistants belong and there's actually some neat stuff in there. Sure you might also get killed horribly by someone or something, but what better way to fasttrack learning the ins and outs of the game than to get your ins turned outs repeatedly.
Have fun at your own expense. The only true objective in this game is to have a good time. Try not to ruin other people's in the process.
This is some really thoughtful tips. Thank you for the advice :-)
Am spessmen for 2 years or so now and this is a really good bundle of tips for newbs.
Had the same experience but it was a shadow demon that put my l me in medical menu times, I would my exit then immediately get in critical condition and have to be revived
@@capslfern2555 Doctor players are always happy to have someone to fix. Just be polite and thank them every time and they will revive you from being made into a puddle if they can.
@@Dorf274I found a better way to get medical's attention: use the brain tumor modifier, got in medical for scrambled speech and had brain surgery (no anesthetic) then later need it again, restocking the pills and whatever, also was a moth and got turned into a cyborg
Welcome to the station crew, enjoy your stay.
Your username is hilarious
"Please try to avoid any unnecessary bloodshed. Necessary bloodshed is encouraged and permitted."
The Emergency Shuttle has been called.
Reason
Clown got in the supermatter. Weeweee fuked
@@morzanstormbringer7722 Always sacrifice clown at the start of the round to lord singuloth.
That "tunnel" with turrets was the AI sat and the AI law room, and the first guy you saw was probably a traitor changing AIs laws, the dude in green was the captain checking AIs laws
You know, I'm pretty sure that AI was me
@@washbasin948 I am surprised how easy he got to ai sat mostly because on TG ai is very isolated.
Oyunu oynayan türk mü varmış?
@@durema9720 I am like 99% certain that she played on goonstation where the ai is located in the middle of the station behind a lot of locked doors and turrets. In fact I am 100% certain that is the cog1 map.
Yeah this doesn't look like TG, I assumed goonstation as well. This other video from Nurse talking about cutting their butt off and wearing it on their head confirms that it is, indeed, goonstation. I miss old TGstation.
I love seeing someone having their first encounter with SS13.
Usually people's first experiences go unrecorded, oftentimes a shame.
Indeed. I wish I could relive my first times on various servers
@̣ It’s awesome, servers are fuller than usual however, atleast on goonstation
Space Station 13 is the ultimate platform for Murphy's Law.
SS13 is probably one of my favorite games ever, on my first ever time playing I spent the entire game being taught how to build a robot by some guy while the station exploded around us.
On the second game I accidentally joined a cult, accepted drugs from a stranger, and got turned into a monkey. I then managed to get into the kitchen and decimate the station's entire supply of bananas. Then the chef brutally murdered me, butchered my corpse and started serving "Monkey steaks" to people.
On my third game I managed to get my character so drunk that it broke the game, giving me permanent inability to speak. So I go to the medbay to see if they can fix my alcohol induced brain damage, but since I can't explain to them what the hell I did to get this fucked up, I just have to hope they figure something out. They then spent the entire rest of the game trying to figure out why I can't speak, while satan himself was trashing the station right next to us. Eventually the shuttle arrives and everyone leaves, except one guy who is _absolutely determined_ to figure out what's wrong with me, so he spends as much time as possible trying to do that, and finally, the game ends on these glorious last messages:
"Okay so"
"I've checked literally everything"
"I have no idea what the fuck is wrong with you"
**Station explodes**
Now -that- is dedication to science.
That is both hilarious and wholesome
I've seen the monkey steaks happen so many times. I think all chefs are a little insane tbh xddd I once played as a chef and like, two people ever came to get food from me lmao
The last drunken talking problem coulda possibly been solved by writing it.
I don't understand why you're not more famous. You're doing such a good job. I hope you'll be successful ! And I love your voice (a beautiful narrator's voice). x)
Thank you so much
Sounds exactly like a professional radio host
My first round, I went to the library, and tried to figure out how to set up my emergency oxygen tank and gas mask.
I saw I was feeling weird, shivering, gasping for breath and then I blacked out. Had I done something wrong?
Hmm. Considering that a scientist is now dragging me into a dark corner of maintenance, and strangling me, and extending a proboscis, maybe not.
As a ghost, I watched murderer sneak into science, claim another scientist as a victim, and then assume his likeness and role as the xenobiology expert.
Then he conjured up an army of monsters, including a tree? Which he then made sapient, and bound to serve him?
And then lead his army of monsters through the halls to seize the escape shuttle, only to be undone by an expertly timed clown intervention- the clown stepped out of maint and slipped him, then dragged him away before his charging army realized their leader was no longer among them.
So it was that I was introduced to one of space station 13's most fundamental truths: A bad clown player is annoying. A good clown player is hilarious. A great clown player is *terrifying.*
ss13 stories are always amazing when retold
@@NurseVO I'll see if I can share a tale via comment on new ss13 videos now and then.
Clowns hunting clings is invalid on the server I play lol
I remember playing as a paramedic until the best wizard I ever seen showed up, "Math Wizard" was his name, and he only had one purpose: Teleport to random crowded places in the station, ask people the root of random numbers, and if they got it wrong or didn't answer he would blow off their asscheeks. I only managed to help one guy that shift because I couldn't stop laughing.
And an amazing clown player is like that one clown from one of the servers I played where there was a clown that moved under the floor and pulled people down and ripped them apart.
You sound like the transit system voice at the beginning of Half life and its amazing haha
I've been told lol :)
In all fairness I can imagine black mesa and space station 13 being very familiar, Hell, when you are riding the train you can even see radioactive spills everywhere
ss13 has insane amount of sci-fi references
Best roles to learn the basics of the game are: janitor, cargo tech, bartender.
If, while exploring maint, you stumble on an assistant with no visible ID, a gas mask and covered in blood - run. Just run.
Floor tiles are a surprisingly good throwing weapon and can be crafted en masse from simple iron. They also can be carried in stacks of 50 which is very neat.
holy shit good tips. Thank you!
You forgot about a clown in maints that pulls out his red light saber and proceed to charge at you laughing.
@@reportdepart0 If he catches you, you die, it's really that simple
@@durema9720 you forgot that mime that shoves you into a closet and then moves said closet into the vacuum of space
that unknown assistant with the gas mask is always a tell tale sign
I love seeing someone new flounder their way through the game; reminds me of how I used to be. The dramatic narration in these videos is really great. Eagerly awaiting new videos for SS13!
I love that each role can get up to some dumb fun things in this game. Botany and chemistry used to be my Forte when I played a while back. Interdimensional teleporting banana grenades and combat meth were favourites of mine. Keep on exploring!
will do!
Combat meth?
@@thegoodmudkip3652 you make meth and mix it with stuff in slap patches that heals the brain damage and other negative effects simultaneously. So all upside and no downside. Dunno if it works now as the game has changed a lot since I played.
@@Bradd3us i see
@@Bradd3us Ether 10u, perflurodecalin 5u, Synthflesh 15u. Personal favorite.
So your telling me you: broke into the bridge, ran past Head of Security, broke into the AI chamber then walked past the captain that didn't give a dran, then got into sec got to the bar and then getting knocked out because your in critical state and your condition is worsening?
.....
Seems legit welcome to goonstation
And remember Nanotrasen cares for you! Aaand because you signed the contract.
Also Nanotransen owns your soul
That security guard who saw you? That was the Head of Security.
Lmaooooo that makes it so much better
Just minding his own business eating lunch. Mid taco see a hulk run out of a restricted room. I'm gonna make a little animation for this. It's just too good.
@@BoyBacon5051 Lmao have u made it
@@aneanderthalscout37 Not yet. It's on the list though.
@@BoyBacon5051 That's great to hear, excited to see it!
This is the best narration I've heard since Tex of the Black Pants Legion. Well done Nurse, I love it.
ah, I see a fellow spaceman. welcome to possibly the worst community ever created. love the video! stop by yogstation sometime!
Lmao thank you! I will stop by Yogstation one of these days
Honestly, I'm kinda struggling to come up with a name for a drug infused, gene spliced, mutated, glowing rainbow colored, hulk dude with a tendency to vomit, shiver and cry uncontrollably. So Ima go with Jerry.... I think he looks like a Jerry.
Sounds perfect
Charborg over here
This is a truly magical game.
majestic even
@̣ it really depends on what servers you join
@̣ Game is nothing like battle royale, sounds like dude just joined a more free-for-all server. The big, main servers generally have rules regarding escalation, ie you can't just run up and murder someone for no reason, there has to be a legitimate escalation between both players. There are also heavy RP servers so I dunno what that guy's on about. It's a ~20 year old open source game, anyone can make a server. There are even TDM-ish servers based on Ridley Scott's Aliens and the Fallout servers that pop up now and then (but, last I saw, generally consisted of degenerates ERPing and raping each other.
Just unlocked Research Director yesterday. You were part of the reason I started. Thanks Nurse, one of the best TH-camrs around.
Maybe if you ever visit Fulpstation, I’ll run into you. Look out for Nathan Paulson.
I remember my first round in SS13 in 2010 back in goonstation, i was attacked by killer tomatoes, managed to kill 2 before a third one killed me.
good old killer tomatoes
itt: "REEEEE SSETHE TIDE 2 DELETE THIS MUH SERVER LEG REEEE"
Oh god
10/10
Amazing game
Fantastic
Don't play it
@@xilpes6254 those who play this game are cursed
@@K11LSCR33N_ cursed? what do you mean by cursed?
@@swagmasterthebest The ride never ends
I've been so busy with work lately but I finally have some time off and I saw this video in my 'saved for later' folder. After this and the Kenshi video, I am hungry for more. You make some of the best content on TH-cam.
I miss this game so much. Haven't been able to play after my laptop bricked 4-5 years ago.
I used to be an admin on Athena Station before it became Hypatia Station before it became Aurora Station (which was nice to see it's still on the server list).
I used to have a lot of fun messing with the telecommunications. You could run custom "scripts" where it would filter phrases or anything from specific people into whatever you wanted. I once made it impossible for a Hulked out guy to use his radio since every time he spoke it would be replaced with "Hulk **random verb** your **random body part**!"
Got pretty good at setting off the onboard nuke just modifying 3 variables.
Oh, and the amount of brain damage I gave griefers was immeasurable and hilarious.
Damn, do I miss this game.
It's not likely that they survived, but I have two poems written under the name Jack Smiley. Ode to Hypatia and At The Bar. I've seen the former on other servers with the name of the station changed to fit.
I was proud of those. I think I still have the original hand-written version of the latter somewhere.
I like the part from 0:00 to 20:49
I like 0:00
Never trust a clown that's the number one rule in space station 13 and there's always going to kill the cluwe.
This is pretty wild for a first game. In line I started of as a clown, tried to kill a guy but got nearly killed instead and put inside this capsule thing in the middle of a maintenance tunnel, like half an hour later some guys from security come and pick me up, they heal me, put robotic parts on me and give me weapons after telling me there’s a cult infiltrated in the ship and that was needed to take care of. Later I died to the first cultist I tried to fight
Welcome to the station, assistant. Enjoy your stay.
I was always curious to hear more stories from SS13 and I'm glad ya bring 'em. Loved Kenshi stuff but this stuff is just as equally good.
Glad you enjoyed!
don't compare this to Kenshi.....never do that
This made me miss being new to this game so much... Everything new, everything weird.
My first round was a little bit ago on Yogstation, had been binging SS13 on TH-cam, and knew A TON about the game, but nothing about the TG codebase. I burnt my hands off after finding tools, and went blind using a welding tool on random things. This game is incredible for quarantine, so much to learn and so much social interaction.
Assuming this is a combination of all your first round videos, I gotta say. This is some of the funniest SS13 shit i've ever seen.
If you never watched "Space Station 13 Review" by SsethTzeentach. I'd highly recommend it. It's hilarious.
Love the content! keep up the amazing work.
Oh I know of that glorious video. It's one of my biggest inspirations actually. I wanted to hear Sseth recount more of his stories and was sad that he wasn't going to
Sseth's split personality did a great video about SS13 too.
@@Rick586 mandalore :DDDDDDDDDDD
That video sent the ss13 community into such a shit spiral it was hilarious
The video to change it all
Dropping content harder than me dropping out of college
Oh no
oof
_y i k e s_
This was a good laugh. Good to see newcomers having fun.
Thank you :)
Nurse:
*"These edibles ain' shit."*
Your first round was better than any round I had. I hope, you'll stick with SS13, it's a wonderland
Why do I feel like nurse would do well on an lrp or mrp server
That was a really good first run from what I can tell. Super fun watching this!
I love how the most popular video for this gam is Seth's, and he explicitly says in the video DONT play it because the servers would combust.
something about SS13's game design makes it feel like the most obvious thing to do when seeing an injured player is to help them
very fun to play
This play through was an A list plot for an anime.
Now THIS is pod racing
Playing the YT game bb
This video perfectly encapsulates the new SS13 player experience
Of course she chooses Goon station, partially(2/13ths of the deep end) the deep end.... Probably better to read the wikis, they help a lot.
Lol
It’s like listening to the news lady talk about SS13.
I had this exact same experience at a music festival once
Welcome, my friends introduced me to this game recently. I recommend reading the job guides wiki thing
"Miners don't die" -Tex spessman
"Move freight"
Remember kids suit sensors will save your life
I am legitimately happy I found this channel. You watch creators that I watch myself which makes me fanboy a bunch. I hope you have the best of luck with your channel, internet stranger.
RPing as Pheonix Wright in SS13 was the best but soon I found out that Space Law is not there to protect you, its there to protect the company
First time on ss13 I sat in chem with my friend and made a potassium bomb killing us both. He ended up being revived and turned into a meat monster.
Ironic that you get burned to a crisp and are immune to cold damage
OMG Daria! Thank you for that 1 sec clip!!! Memories of being a teen
If you join Goon overflow sometime. I would teach you to Hellburn.
hell yes. I must perfect the hell burn
@@NurseVO Its not hard. But im too much of a loyal Goongineer to say it here.
1:54 AYEEE Shoutout to Fallout New Bingus!!
Desert Rose is a toxic Fallout server and one day the players who don’t enjoy ERP will have they own fully working Fallout server with actual fun roleplay.
One day Fallout New Bingus will be back up and better than ever!!
Played this game as a lizard doctor that had a lissssssp and I got knocked out with a chair, blinded and kidnapped
10/10 game
sounds like trey lorenzo
HAIL CARGONIA AND PRAISE Z0RG!!
PRAISE!
You can truly never know how to fully learn ss13
The gongoozler strikes back! RUN
R U N
A recommendation, don’t ever play desert rose.
Can confirm, never play Desert Rose. ADMIN ERP SESSION VS BEESTATION MENTORS
“Oh space station 13? Man that’s a great game haha! *But if you play it you will be deeply traumatised and there is no going back.* Alright let’s have some fun!”
Dang, the setting of this video reminded me of toonami some how!
This is by far the best SS13 video I have ever seen. Excellent commentary, formidable editing, superb storytelling - then again, the game made that on its own hehe. This is the type of game where death and destruction is never a failure ( if inflicted upon you of course ). After all, is our IRL death a failure? No, it's just the end of a journey we all have to go through, and there is no escape. SS13 is just like life; you first begin not knowing anything, your efficiency depends on the quality of your parenting, you eventually mimick what the adults do, you learn, you fail, you learn from your failures... I now very often play Barotrauma which is to many SS13's spiritual successor, but it has a long way to go before it reaches SS13's complexity ( if that is even in the dev team's plans of course ).
Space Station Tips from a Novice Player
1. Check your backpack! The box you have inside usually contains some sort of Internal Atmospheric Gear (at least, i think that's what the long term is.) or just referred to as Internals. Goonstation usually randomizes what gear you get. Sometimes you get a suit, oxygen mask, and emergency tank, other times you get a mask.
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2. Be careful with PDAs! If you happen to speak in radio too much, or are disliked way too much, a Traitor can buy a special item and insert it into their PDA, which can mail you a virus that explodes your PDA! It can also destroy ID cards put inside PDAs with the blast, i'll elaborate on the next one.
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3. Insert your ID card into your PDA! Your PDA normally comes separated from your ID, but if you grab your ID, put it into your active hand, and click on your PDA, you can stuff your ID into your PDA! Then, you can move your PDA into your ID slot. Ta-da!
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4. BELTS!!! I cannot tell you how great having a Medical Belt is, you can stuff various medical tools (analyzer, hypospray, surgical tools) in it and you won't have to constantly scavenge through your bag! (Sort of applicable on Goonstation, because everywhere else, hyposprays are given to the Chief Medical Officer/Medical Director.)
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5. UPGRADE EVERYTHING YOU CAN SEE. Your medical goggles are upgradable! Vend an upgrade at a medical vendor and stick them into your glasses, same way you did with your PDA and ID. (Only applicable in Goonstation.) Your medical analyzer is!
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6. Call for security whenever you're feeling like you're about to get robusted! This is very valuable, and if a Brig Physician sees you in crit while a Changeling is eating you.. that Changeling is dead. (Applicable on /tg/ codebases.)
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7. Summon a securitron to your position, and set somebody to ARREST in the security records. You can do this with your Security PDA! (R.O.B.U.S.T cartridge required.)
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8. Prepare! If you hear something like "BLOB IN THE STATION", ready a welder. /tg/ codebases: Hearing 'tesloose!!!' or 'singulo loose!!!'? Grab a crowbar for disabled doors and airlocks.
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9. Always be ready to fight or hack open doors, vendors, and people's skulls. Grab a toolbelt! Put a multitool, wire cutters, wrench, screwdriver, crowbar, and welding tool into your belt! Grab the Insulated Gloves from Tool Storage! Ready a toolbox to crack skulls! The toolbox is more powerful than it looks.
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10. Get morphine for combat! Normally, being injured slows you down, but hitting yourself with an injection of morphine (note: goonstation hyposprays will refuse any 'dangerous' chemicals e.g poisons, painkillers, and sedatives if they aren't e-magged by a Cryptographic Sequencer, only available to Traitors.) will begin to speed you back up so you can keep bashing shitcurity's head in!
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11. As a Goonstation Changeling, you are overpowered! Simply grab a pill bottle of "???" and ask a Staff Assistant to come with you to try it. Make it sound like a really good drug, like morphine but mixed with meth.. Once they take the drugs, sting them with neurotoxin (one of your abilities) and drag them off once they're unconscious on the floor. They'll think it's the drug. Maybe even tell them you're bringing them to medbay. They can't see anything if they're knocked out or blind! Tip: Closets are a good place to absorb people/hide bodies! Weld the room you're in shut, so the victim can't escape if they recover. Maybe even weld a closet full of bodies shut. Use your position of authority as a Security Officer or Detective to your advantage!
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That's all, and remember: don't go into maintenance.
Whoa this tip list! Thanks!
@@NurseVO Oh my god, i'm useful! Yaay! You're welcome, and there are more tips for Goonstation at the goon wiki.
@@NurseVO 7 months later, one last tip! Your ID, even if in your PDA, still works in the vending machines! When you swipe your card, I think
Nice. I'm looking forward for you to play other roles like janitor or cargo techie
my first round was quite boring, i died within 5 mins and my cropes got thrown out the window
More of this, thats mad entertaining
This reminds me I am waiting for Kenshi 2 :D
01:15 ah yes...just the best youtubers/streamers i ever seen
Yet another comment of me shilling for NSV. Shit's good. :)
Good old sseth got me into the autism simulator. Is good fun
Ss13 is honestly an awesome game the community is so hit or miss though lmao.
i literally just did everything described in the video
I love you Nurse
♥️
Space station 13 is what happens when 4chan finds an RPG maker
sounds like a cool game as long as u can figure out what the fuck to do
Aham, OK, I was going to bed and now I have to play that game for the next 3 hours xD, thanks xDD
Curiosity compels me - do you know of Randolph P. Checkers (more widely known as Professor Tex of the Black Pants Legion)?
You and your videos are fucking hilarious, you have a great sense of humour and I'm glad I came across your Kenshi videos they are a gold mine. Your videos are of great quality and you should definitely be getting more views because of it. Never change
Admins gave me a infinite pie cannon as clown and terrorized the station, with the gods ever in my favor
oh my
Welcome to space how you enjoy your stay and may I recommend the science department (Caution: You may be mutilated shocked(from a small shock to incineration, from my experience), turned to gold(cargo will likely sell you for money), explode into baby spiders(speaking from experience, it’s a shitty death), get trapped in space to endless die and revive because you became immortal(also from experience), and blow the fuck up(it’s a miracle if you haven’t experienced this))
In all seriousness if you do try science (which is basically assistant but they get all the fun toys) I recommend having the wiki open, I’ve been playing for a while now and I still use the wiki cause there SO MUCH SHIT.
Damn.
_This is pretty good._
:-D
BYOND made my childhood happier... Tons of naruto and dragonball servers it was amazing :')
Bruh wait you sound like my teacher lmao
Maybe I am
Makes me feel ashamed that i am not yet doing the homework 👀
I remember, Criken got me into SS13 back in 2017. I only noticed we saw the same vid while rewatching this for the fifth time.
Edit:I am an absolute fucking dumbass, 2020 was when I saw it, I saw criken’s Barotrauma vid in 2017, I mixed em up.
if you like SS13, you should try Unitystation the rework on unity
On goonstation, I was a roboticist. A spy took my arm off and then gave me a clown car (able to stun people and abduct them) for a laugh. I proceeded to hit random people, abduct them, i even abducted the Captain, ran over security, had two colleagues, rode in the disposal pipes, tried to put the AI in my car, and then we got on the shuttle. I also forcefed the Detective tobacco-filled peanuts.
Were you on overflow? Because I have been in the exact circumstance and I was fulfilled with hatred pertaining clowns
@@Skrubs I think I was. Was there an idiot clown named Jaden Warren and his equally idiotic fugitive friends?
my first round I wandered around aimless, got fed rainbow drugs, started to throw up and lost the ability to walk. I had to crawl to medbay for help. while on my way to medbay, a radiation wave hit, and I was not in a protected area. got irradiated, and anyone who touched me got irradiated as well. finally someone came along to help and dragged me to the medbay. the doctors tried to fix me, realized they couldn't, and a security officer dragged me into a maintenance duct to slowly die. so I sat there making my character scream while I rotted away in the duct. someone eventually found me, and to shut me up, beat me to death with a baton LMAO.
The trap body pillow loving African warlord was the best review
I've been playing alone in a stolen codebase from a weird furry server I have some history with after getting back into this. Just running a server on my own with an open invite on my discord for friends, like a massive sad sack. ;w;
Wait, you DIDN'T discover space station 13 from ssethtzeentach?
Loved the video! Did you watched a guide to learn to controls? couldn't find anything useful, only server specific guides. Most of the time I just click stuff, it ends up bad most of the time.
One of my favourite experiences in this game was when i was a Roboticist. Juan the Tech-priest.
I don't remember much of it anymore but i managed to make a mech, a fucking two-seater mecha. At the same time a lad had made a kind of brain thing which can be posessed by ghosts and he put it in the mech and thus "Juan's fire" the mech had been born. At the same time i was getting my organs replaced with Cybernetic ones and some implants. After that the mech followed me on the station while i was looking for the chaplain to get holy water to bless "Juan's fire" with the Omnisiah's blessing. After some time i did find the church but not the chaplain, then the mech said "Robotics is under attack" so i went there and apparently some fucking clowns had attacked robotics but weren't there anymore, so i just stayed there a bit. Then a fellow roboticist gave me a box. It had a primed Chemical grenade so i fucking dropped it as fast as i could and then it blew up. I was a bit injured, not enough to knock me out but enough to be a bit serious. I got in the mech and got out of robotics and started doing waiting for evac and on the shuttle my Mech got its balls robust'd and thats all, The End.
10/10 give it a try if you feel like it.
Is this where you ran into Tex of the BPL?
8:16 Some....random...camera/item placement can make for interesting first impressions of your newly cloned body.
a new video so soon? my body is ready
more like a compilation
@@NurseVO still i can get behind it!
Ah, i reinstalled the game recently, and i just keep falling for the charm of the vame as I:
Made friend with a botanist in the process of growing edibles
Ate mystery soup that made hallucinate in cafeteria
Took LSD I think
Tried to convince a man not to beat a monkey to death
Clean up a LOT of blood (I was janitor)
Drink two mugs of pure ethanol
Vomit all over myself because i drank two mugs of pure ethanol
And most importantly; burned the roog of my mouth by eating ass
Always a good time
This remind me of my good ol'days when i first played SS13, i was really enjoying my time as a bartender, making Atomic Bomb and well anything that had some weird effect on peoples(sometimes killing them Muahahahahah)... Then they blowed up my bar... Shitcurity was also unhappy with the bartender having uranium lol. Fun times, maybe i should replay this someday.