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  • @spawnglance6720
    @spawnglance6720 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4137

    Imagine you're lying on an operating table feeling the worst surge of fear you've ever felt in your life. You're freaking out, your doctors are chaotic, bright lights and beeping machines are all around, and as far as you know you're heading into the bright light. As you continue to panic, you fade into the unknown as you hear your doctor speak the last words you hear on this earth: "HAVE YOU EVER APPEARED IN ANY PORNOS?!"

    • @richa.s9912
      @richa.s9912 2 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      LOL 😂😂😂😂

    • @DeathnoteBB
      @DeathnoteBB 2 ปีที่แล้ว +249

      I think that would have just taken me out of panic and into laughter

    • @dattrax7
      @dattrax7 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      🤣😂😅

    • @ryanforgo3500
      @ryanforgo3500 2 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      Been there, only difference is the doctors are the ones that were freaking out because i was joking and laughing

    • @biosaber585
      @biosaber585 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      @@DeathnoteBB all joking aside that might have partially been WHY House did it. Confusion is a great overrider of things like fear and panic. The other part obviously being.. House

  • @MrZweimas
    @MrZweimas 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4280

    The irony of doctors trying to communicate in writing...

    • @xander1052
      @xander1052 4 ปีที่แล้ว +150

      its like communicating in tongues

    • @StabbyJoe135
      @StabbyJoe135 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      I feel attacked.

    • @li5up6
      @li5up6 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Pharmacist hands typed this

    • @Montristerik
      @Montristerik 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      That's not irony

    • @littlejourneyseverywhere
      @littlejourneyseverywhere 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      😂🤣😂 as a Deaf person, I found this especially funny lol

  • @elux5504
    @elux5504 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4963

    "The VA couldn't have missed all of these"
    Spoken like someone who has never been to a VA hospital.

    • @TheReaver1234
      @TheReaver1234 3 ปีที่แล้ว +127

      A fooken men, they’ve been giving my family grief in anything they do

    • @LSSYLondon
      @LSSYLondon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      I was going to say sounds like the typical VA hospital to me based on family members lol.

    • @macabweu7682
      @macabweu7682 3 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      The VA sent my Nephew from Jersey to Delaware just to get his eyes check. That was a great drive, or so I hear from his wife.

    • @RK-ep8qy
      @RK-ep8qy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      What's a va hospital

    • @callumunga5253
      @callumunga5253 3 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      @@RK-ep8qy
      United States Department of Veterans Affairs
      Infamous for free healthcare of dubious quality to veterans, among other things.

  • @pauljohnson5190
    @pauljohnson5190 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3180

    "I'm two days past my bed time" - basically me after watching these clips!

  • @ragingtempestus6566
    @ragingtempestus6566 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3969

    Wilson: Maybe you’ll dream the cure to last stage brain cancer!
    Me: don’t test him

    • @ampere7220
      @ampere7220 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      ik this is satire but diagnosing and curing are different things

    • @takumi2023
      @takumi2023 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      He actually does

    • @stetsonherrick8090
      @stetsonherrick8090 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      The fact no one has come back to this comment to jokingly ask if House has dreamed up a cure for Covid 19 is rather unexpected to me at the time I type this.

    • @Benny_Blue
      @Benny_Blue ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He DID dream the cure to his leg!

  • @seanlee7054
    @seanlee7054 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2037

    Imagine the last words you ever hear are "have you ever been in a porno"

    • @crow_m8747
      @crow_m8747 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      SEAN LEE I wouldn’t that bothered with it

    • @atoo7yt490
      @atoo7yt490 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@crow_m8747 well you don't have the time left to be bothered

    • @OddStare
      @OddStare 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      God will ask you this at the entrance anyway

    • @1210620
      @1210620 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      My last words would be; no, but thank you.

    • @cneddy22
      @cneddy22 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Wasn’t he already deaf???

  • @blob3106
    @blob3106 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7684

    Funniest part is I have never actually watched a full episode of this show but I know and love all the characters

    • @Castheknotted
      @Castheknotted 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      Free on daily mail

    • @sharpsvilleBill
      @sharpsvilleBill 4 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      One of the BEST TV shows ever and I've been watching since the early 1960s!

    • @skyjoe55
      @skyjoe55 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@Castheknotted and Amazon prime video

    • @twistedcos6261
      @twistedcos6261 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      That's a mood

    • @beyondviolet
      @beyondviolet 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Flaye same

  • @saraal8432
    @saraal8432 4 ปีที่แล้ว +833

    “It’s an antidepressant. I was told to take 2 every time you walked into the room” 🤣🤣🤣

  • @vigneshkannan4294
    @vigneshkannan4294 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2757

    "Have you ever been in a porno" - The man got his priorities right!

    • @toplobster740
      @toplobster740 4 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      That's a question Wilson doesn't wanna answer...

    • @rupeshyadav303
      @rupeshyadav303 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      He was asking this because these symptoms can be because of AIDS . Thats what i think.

    • @ky25-e3w
      @ky25-e3w 3 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      @@rupeshyadav303 No, it's just because he saw the patient right before the day he came in the hosptital, in a dream, so he is actually surprised and at the same time he thinks it is his subsconcious so he thinks he watched the patient in a vide of you know what

    • @rupeshyadav303
      @rupeshyadav303 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@ky25-e3w Thanks. That must be it. I had forgotten about the context here. Its been some time since i watched the show.

    • @johnyepthomi892
      @johnyepthomi892 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@toplobster740 😅 House had to expose him in public

  • @gracecalis5421
    @gracecalis5421 4 ปีที่แล้ว +811

    House, Wilson, and Cuddy feel like the titans of the hospital. Everyone seems to treat them as superiors

    • @wobby1268
      @wobby1268 4 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      Dunno about that...the one time Wilson tried to take charge of the "ducklings," they treated him a bit like the nervous substitute teacher on his first day ("Airborne," Season 3.) 😂

    • @Sai4651
      @Sai4651 4 ปีที่แล้ว +162

      Of course, they're the department heads/deans and they are very skilled at what they do.

    • @dheekshaaaravind93
      @dheekshaaaravind93 4 ปีที่แล้ว +158

      Cuddy's the Dean and House and Wilson are department heads...so they are obviously treated as superiors..

    • @nugorcalamo1436
      @nugorcalamo1436 3 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      Remember in the episode with the guy that had mirror man syndrome or whatever it was called, it seemed that Wilson was the alpha among all of them, he imitated Wilson over House, and House over Cuddy.

    • @charlottehook7387
      @charlottehook7387 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@nugorcalamo1436 So Wilson is a dom, House is a switch, Cuddy is a sub?

  • @Roddarzz
    @Roddarzz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1410

    I like how Wilson is not up for dealing with House's BS and grabs the team to do the case himself.
    Few people manage to co-opt House's team for their own needs

    • @kyuminnie137
      @kyuminnie137 2 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      When mom and dad fight …

    • @joshroberts243
      @joshroberts243 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Could say the same about Wilson's car 🤣

    • @apenguingames4305
      @apenguingames4305 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      This exact thing actually got Chase stabbed

    • @TmanT321
      @TmanT321 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Someone needed to be close to house, to understand when he was not himself. That was wilson's job.

  • @simulation1037
    @simulation1037 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1078

    Cameron: we have an idea
    Black, bald guy with eyepatch enters: *to bring together a group of remarkable people*

    • @enkiimuto1041
      @enkiimuto1041 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      See if they could work together...

    • @StefanTravis
      @StefanTravis 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Yep, Vogler's back.

    • @bullynoir1207
      @bullynoir1207 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Bruh 😂 😂 😂

    • @saifahmed7143
      @saifahmed7143 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I understood that reference.

    • @idmann17
      @idmann17 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What episode is that?

  • @khalilnouira3182
    @khalilnouira3182 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1715

    "- shush everyone, House is gonna ask the patient for a precious clinical information that could close the case as usual with a spectacular deduction."
    "- Have you appeared in any Pornos ?"
    "- Okay..."

    • @Andrew-og7li
      @Andrew-og7li 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      it's like we watched the same video or something.

    • @chris7572
      @chris7572 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Andrew Reed do you have friends lol

    • @Andrew-og7li
      @Andrew-og7li 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@chris7572 Why? You interested?

    • @Jomster777
      @Jomster777 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Just came from a video about black balls in a reservoir

    • @potatoe911
      @potatoe911 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Why did he ask about pornos?

  • @Kittennyanya
    @Kittennyanya 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3468

    "figuring it out" video doesn't show it being figured out

    • @65MaX73
      @65MaX73 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      Jebaited

    • @dibyashubhroroy945
      @dibyashubhroroy945 4 ปีที่แล้ว +224

      Exactly, it says figuring it out not figured it out

    • @827Drew
      @827Drew 4 ปีที่แล้ว +110

      @@dibyashubhroroy945 One might assume the figuring it out part leads to it being figured out.

    • @zackmoore8619
      @zackmoore8619 4 ปีที่แล้ว +123

      @@827Drew everybody lies

    • @827Drew
      @827Drew 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@zackmoore8619 Meh, I've seen the show. I already know it gets figured out. They almost always figure it out to be honest. Whether or not they can do anything about it is a different story.

  • @carbondioxide857
    @carbondioxide857 2 ปีที่แล้ว +134

    my mom has worked at the VA since as long as i can remember and ive volunteered there, house is right, the VA screws up stuff all the time with their patients. its more workers than it is the VA as a whole.

  • @KaiserFritt0
    @KaiserFritt0 3 ปีที่แล้ว +132

    The POV part where he can't hear anything is crazy unsettling. Gives me flashbacks to when I had a sudden but temporary hearing loss while walking down the street, and it immediately set me into panic mode.

    • @feelinfine4862
      @feelinfine4862 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      that sounds terrifying, did you ever figure out what caused it?

    • @KaiserFritt0
      @KaiserFritt0 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@feelinfine4862 The Doc said it was likely just Sudden Hearing Loss (SHL) that might have been due to any possible variable. Hearing nowadays is fine.

    • @YoshiAsk
      @YoshiAsk ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@KaiserFritt0 Wait, they diagnosed sudden loss of hearing as... Sudden Hearing Loss? That sounds like a cop out, like calling it idiopathic

    • @KaiserFritt0
      @KaiserFritt0 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@YoshiAsk Legit, like they couldn't come up with a medical sounding condition name

  • @Grahf0
    @Grahf0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +900

    Foreman: They can't be older, the VA couldn't have missed all these.
    Uh, yeah, Foreman, they could.

    • @DanteArisen
      @DanteArisen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Yeah, dude has literally died from missing tumors hes had for over 4 years

    • @2410jrod
      @2410jrod 4 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      Ah the VA the second chance for you to die for your country.

    • @Grahf0
      @Grahf0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@DanteArisen Heck, even as an army dependent, I have seen how bad military health care can be.
      I once fell, and stupidly tried to break my fall by putting my arms out in front. Injured my wrist, and it hurt bad enough that my parents took me to the emergency room, Nuernberg Army hospital. I sat in the ER for 8 hours before I was seen. The attending person pushed on my arm, which hurt in certain places, and asked me to move my wrist, which hurt in certain places.
      And... That was all he did. He told me to keep ice on it and take some over-the-counter NSAIDs. Sent me home without any further investigating.
      That was Saturday. Monday morning, my ice was doing nothing to help my wrist, which had swollen to about twice the width. My mother took me into a walk-in pediatric appointment. The doctor who saw us ordered an x-ray.
      My wrist was fractured. There was this y-shaped fracture on my radius, and that was put in a cast.
      In another instance, a sneeze that put a bit of pressure on my ear. Not unlike popping your ears when you hold your nose. This pressure built up until it was excruciating pain, it actually woke me up in tears, it was so bad. I went to the emergency room, and they gave me antibiotics, which seemed to help. But all they told me was that I had an ear infection.
      That was also Saturday. Monday, my ear was still hurting, although not as bad as it was on Saturday. I also had marked hearing loss in that year. I go in for a walk-in pediatric appointment, and ironically get the same doctor I saw for my arm.
      He basically tells me that the infection was to such an extent and severity, that it burst my eardrum. Hence, why I could not hear.
      My final crappy Army hospital story was when I was 17. I had this tenderness and pain in my foot, specifically the big "ball" of my foot just behind the big toe. It was a sharp pain, and I hated to put weight on it.
      So... My mom took me to the emergency room, this time in Darnell Army hospital. they gave me a shot, I think it was a steroid. They took x-rays, they took blood, they actually did quite a bit of work. They found nothing.
      So, they put me in a cast for three weeks. Fun times.
      Forgive any grammatical or spelling errors, I am a bit drunk.

    • @zatchmort
      @zatchmort 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@Grahf0 If it makes you feel any better, putting your arms out to break your fall wasn't stupid - it's instinctual. As far as your body's concerned, your arms are expendable, if breaking them means absorbing force that might otherwise have damaged your internal organs.

    • @michaelccozens
      @michaelccozens 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Grahf0 Not a doctor, but that all sounds... pretty appropriate? For the symptoms you were experiencing at the time you were seen, of course. That's why they always tell you to come back if you start experiencing new symptoms or increased severity of existing ones. Doctors aren't psychics; they can only work with what they have in front of them, and play the odds to the best of their ability.

  • @PlyrMava.
    @PlyrMava. ปีที่แล้ว +36

    To Wilson's misfortune, House did NOT dream up the cure for late stage brain cancer

  • @SK-zm8iu
    @SK-zm8iu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    I don't understand how i can like a show so much without having scene a single full episode

    • @JohnKooz
      @JohnKooz ปีที่แล้ว

      It's a great show!

    • @Roddarzz
      @Roddarzz ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@John Thomas Kooz Kuczmarski i used to watch highlights, then binge watched seasons in a matter of a week..

  • @sepheroth3373
    @sepheroth3373 3 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    "Unless the VA messed up." The writers must have not looked up the track record of the VA

  • @magnoliatree123
    @magnoliatree123 3 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    What an amazing actor. I was emotionally moved towards the end by him and his sad confusion. Like an innocent child.

  • @markmerzweiler909
    @markmerzweiler909 4 ปีที่แล้ว +338

    Wish I lived in a world where four doctors spend a week on one patient.

    • @jakepullman4914
      @jakepullman4914 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Well, you'd have a 3 year wait to see your doctors, but otherwise it would be great.

    • @typhoonzebra
      @typhoonzebra 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Doctoring would have to be the majority occupation. And we need farms, bro.

    • @jakepullman4914
      @jakepullman4914 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@typhoonzebra Double majors. Doctor/farmers. Doctor/cashiers. Doctor/butchers.

    • @tiagodagostini
      @tiagodagostini 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Well there are very very very expensive hospitals where you do get absurd attention, but it will cost you even more absurd money.

    • @jaexiusnem1267
      @jaexiusnem1267 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      We do live in that world, if you’ve got enough money anyway.

  • @abdulrahmanaqlan6085
    @abdulrahmanaqlan6085 4 ปีที่แล้ว +571

    "Death is probably next"
    -House 2020

    • @seli5310
      @seli5310 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      More like -House 2007
      Bc it was released in 2007

    • @ΓεωργίαΤσιρεπλή
      @ΓεωργίαΤσιρεπλή 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@seli5310 whoosh

    • @malduguns1
      @malduguns1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@ΓεωργίαΤσιρεπλή r/ihavereddit

    • @Lee-ud8oo
      @Lee-ud8oo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      House 2020? What dark magic has struck upon you?

    • @kmarasin
      @kmarasin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It's never lupus.

  • @NightOfTheRevolution
    @NightOfTheRevolution ปีที่แล้ว +120

    Wilson and House being an old married couple just itches my brain right lmao
    Edit: when Wilson just gives him his keys lmao

    • @raven4k998
      @raven4k998 ปีที่แล้ว

      have you ever appeared in any pornos?

  • @caroabbottbronze
    @caroabbottbronze 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1208

    I've seen every episode of House and this is the only time I ever solved a case 😂. My family has HHT and I knew like 15 minutes in and I was freaking out the whole time

    • @soonamisapphire2425
      @soonamisapphire2425 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Yay go for it

    • @TheReaver1234
      @TheReaver1234 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Hht??? Explain plz

    • @caroabbottbronze
      @caroabbottbronze 3 ปีที่แล้ว +198

      @@TheReaver1234 Hereditary Hemorrhagic Telangiectasia, one of the most common signs is frequent nose bleeds when my sister was little she got one at least once a day. I knew it was HHT because of that in the very beginning, though the course the disease took was way to quick to be realistic

    • @TheReaver1234
      @TheReaver1234 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@caroabbottbronze ahh, ty

    • @charlottehook7387
      @charlottehook7387 3 ปีที่แล้ว +164

      @@caroabbottbronze They often speed up the course of the disease unrealistically so that they can fit it into the time limit of 40 minutes

  • @TheVillager22
    @TheVillager22 4 ปีที่แล้ว +187

    "Did you just take 2 Vicodin?"
    "No. It's an anti-depressant. I was told to take 2 everytime you walked in"

    • @barnabuscollins8800
      @barnabuscollins8800 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      have you tried work as a stenographer or someone who makes subtitles for people who cant read, hear, or remember the last 5 minutes?

    • @TheVillager22
      @TheVillager22 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@barnabuscollins8800 ??????

    • @barnabuscollins8800
      @barnabuscollins8800 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@TheVillager22 all you did was quote the video we all just watched. We would all rather know what you thought about the scene, not write it for us, we have ears lol

    • @TheVillager22
      @TheVillager22 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@barnabuscollins8800 I was typing the part I liked :/

    • @ekkehard8
      @ekkehard8 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@TheVillager22 Yeah, I liked remembering it, and also knowing it's what other people liked enough to re-evoke ^^

  • @irawilliams343
    @irawilliams343 4 ปีที่แล้ว +493

    "Have you appeared in any pornos?" Besides House, are there any doctors out there who ask this? Because this just made my day! 😂

    • @omerieee
      @omerieee 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      there's the perfect number of likes you could have wished for

    • @Honey13unn
      @Honey13unn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      johnny sins

    • @oz_jones
      @oz_jones 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      John Dorian, in a daydream

  • @korvasxeno
    @korvasxeno 4 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    "Switched his films with another patients by mistake"
    Congrats ya helped make the Jigsaw Killer

    • @dzmitryv.krukau4327
      @dzmitryv.krukau4327 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      nip-tuck?

    • @bluenomadbruh
      @bluenomadbruh 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I love this reference

    • @dzmitryv.krukau4327
      @dzmitryv.krukau4327 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@bluenomadbruh does dye in vein helps to monitor active capillary connections? @korvasxeno is word spiral has "A" reference?

    • @DeathnoteBB
      @DeathnoteBB 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@dzmitryv.krukau4327 Have you seen the movies? The whole reason Jigsaw becomes a killer is because a doctor mixed up his charts. It’s a pretty big plot point.

  • @eprimeify2090
    @eprimeify2090 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1674

    Prognosis: John had his nose cauterized to stop the genetic chronic nosebleeds his grandfather had. A genetic disease that destroys his capillaries - with his arteries and veins merging together.
    Diagnosis: Hereditary Hemorrhagic Telangiectasia

    • @mihailstratan343
      @mihailstratan343 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      I can't even spell the last word

    • @vladimirdjurovic1660
      @vladimirdjurovic1660 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      @@mihailstratan343 its also called Rendu-Osler-Weber disease ;)

    • @Grahf0
      @Grahf0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +142

      So... It was lupus?

    • @randomrazr
      @randomrazr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      what happened at end of the episode

    • @mdepfl
      @mdepfl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      randomrazr House peed.

  • @handthattakes
    @handthattakes 2 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    whoever wrote "you're saying the radioactive uranium in his urine is irrelevant" was having TOO MUCH FUN

    • @Tazazak
      @Tazazak 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Say that 5 times fast

  • @dhruvaveldi
    @dhruvaveldi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    5:44 Wilson - "And what are you gonna base your theory on? His favourite restaurants?" XD Wilson is savage!

  • @LavenderSystem69
    @LavenderSystem69 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    "Maybe the VA didn't miss them... just mixed them up"
    That is literally the most VA thing I've ever heard...

  • @darthkittyoustheunwise7581
    @darthkittyoustheunwise7581 4 ปีที่แล้ว +485

    House is actually British. He plays an American better then most Americans

    • @milesparris4045
      @milesparris4045 4 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      House is American. The actor playing him (Hugh Laurie) is British.

    • @azaanhm
      @azaanhm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@milesparris4045 😂😂

    • @muder46
      @muder46 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      That's not true he still doesn't have his Remington 500 shotgun and a McDonald's cheeseburger in one hand without those he cannot truly be American

    • @booqueefious2230
      @booqueefious2230 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @TrailCam yeah 500 is mossberg lol

    • @0ceanicify
      @0ceanicify 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      He actually plays a Brit worse than most Americans as well.

  • @MajorPietrov
    @MajorPietrov 4 ปีที่แล้ว +643

    I seriously believe a person running this channel should be rewarded somehow, I guess eternal life or an infinity gauntlet should be enough

    • @MrWeezo21
      @MrWeezo21 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Idk, with certain channels such as they often lead to reuploading old videos for views, haven't seen one yet, but cant count that out

    • @jumalakohtuotsus4174
      @jumalakohtuotsus4174 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Or maybe eternal wisdom

    • @sangeetanarendrasingh5416
      @sangeetanarendrasingh5416 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@MrWeezo21 well if more people see these videos what's wrong?

    • @MrWeezo21
      @MrWeezo21 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@sangeetanarendrasingh5416 dontchu know the revenue TH-cam channels can make?? Hes reuploading vijeos just so he can make money off old vijeos that's already uploaded thru the channel. And clearly that's wrong. But then again YT pays them.

    • @momsspaghetti7888
      @momsspaghetti7888 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@MrWeezo21 this is an official channel, they upload clips so that you become interested in the show and might pay to watch it. Its advertising

  • @akemirose1741
    @akemirose1741 4 ปีที่แล้ว +132

    5:06-I really want to hear his response to this question😭😭😭

    • @theyhaventfedmesince
      @theyhaventfedmesince 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Becouse Wilson has

    • @muratkahraman8743
      @muratkahraman8743 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@theyhaventfedmesince technically its not porn it was an art movie xF

    • @theyhaventfedmesince
      @theyhaventfedmesince 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@muratkahraman8743 be not afraid. Murat

    • @Castheknotted
      @Castheknotted 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It cuts in the full show too. Id assume its a "does frat count"

  • @ftfxhailstorm2916
    @ftfxhailstorm2916 4 ปีที่แล้ว +124

    After watching it for the third time or so, I just realized he asked about a porno to figure out where he saw him, not about a disease he might have.

    • @afroditiperis6536
      @afroditiperis6536 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Wow that was quick

    • @ssgoko88
      @ssgoko88 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@afroditiperis6536 savage

  • @kbutta01
    @kbutta01 4 ปีที่แล้ว +482

    Who is running this channel? Whoever you are thank you for keeping it alive. House M.D. is easily my top 3 favorite shows all time and i periodically watch the series all the way through over the course of a month or two.

  • @hazbinotakusimp2182
    @hazbinotakusimp2182 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    2:40 that little look she gave him screamed "I hate it when you do that." XD (talking about a patient being dead... Eventually)

  • @Pysart8
    @Pysart8 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    For all those curious, the music in the background is the last movement of Schubert´s piano and string quintet aka. The Trout / Die Forelle D. 667

  • @Leafy-Akiko
    @Leafy-Akiko 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    "So you're saying the radioactive uranium in his urine is irrelevant." I felt my own tongue tie listening to that
    6:07

    • @SerAbiotico
      @SerAbiotico 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      🤣 that phrase is a great tonguetwister itself 👅

  • @kevaninthe4135
    @kevaninthe4135 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    "First we need to know one thing. Have you ever appeared in any pornos?" House with the important questions.

  • @oscarramage95
    @oscarramage95 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    ‘Did you just take two Vicodin?’
    ‘No, it’s an anti-depressant. I was told to take two every time you walked into the room’ 😂

  • @Inoxigj
    @Inoxigj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    After seeing all these episodes on youtube. I know for a fact that when they say "screw house he is wrong" the person die

  • @leddaudet2350
    @leddaudet2350 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    0:42 Oh I get you house. When I abused opioid painkillers I had to steal my grandfather prostate pills in order to pee and avoid getting a tube inserted up my urethra

  • @robertc7232
    @robertc7232 4 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    “Have you ever appeared in any pornos?”
    I’m done! Tears in my eyes laughing so hard!

  • @Iodinee
    @Iodinee 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    I like how is team is so confident in their idea even though house always gets it correct

  • @Hippo_Heli
    @Hippo_Heli 4 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    There’s no way the doctor’s handwriting is readable

    • @candykxttens
      @candykxttens 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      it’s so pretty too i can’t lie

    • @richa.s9912
      @richa.s9912 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      LOL I Love it ‼️ LOL 😂😂😂😂

  • @rasseseljavaara2706
    @rasseseljavaara2706 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    House: hes dead...
    Cuddy: omg 😱😱
    House: in few days..
    Cuddys face was priceless 🤣

  • @DBAllen
    @DBAllen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    "VA hospital screwed up" Both of my parents could testify to that possibility if they hadn't died in the same room at the same VA hospital ten years apart.

  • @Luison40
    @Luison40 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Great, now I have to watch the entire episode so I don’t miss the figuring out part.

  • @stwida91
    @stwida91 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    "At least 6 tumors"
    > Image clearly shows 10 massive spots
    Yes, I agree, definitely at least 6. Am I a doctor yet?

  • @Wealllovekaira
    @Wealllovekaira 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    “The VA messed up” I believe it

  • @antheaellis17
    @antheaellis17 4 ปีที่แล้ว +213

    "John, we're gonna figure out what's wrong with you. First we need to know one thing, have you ever appeared in any pornos??" Haha House not we, only you want to know😂

    • @newera478
      @newera478 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      "House not we only you want to know"... I can't even

    • @iiii4271
      @iiii4271 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Oscillator lmao that’s exactly what I was thinking

    • @idowedo
      @idowedo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@newera478 I can't seem to locate the problem.

    • @newera478
      @newera478 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@idowedo Commas matter.

    • @idowedo
      @idowedo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@newera478 That's correct, I read it with commas in the head.

  • @Oblivion8
    @Oblivion8 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    thank you to the guy thats runing this channel, keep up the good work.

  • @matthewbear-fortin8552
    @matthewbear-fortin8552 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    Source is incorrect, S3 EP 16

  • @opeeate
    @opeeate 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I drool every time i see houses Charles Eams chair, it looks so much more comfy than the usual leather one i grew up fighting over who got to lounge in it.

  • @jebes909090
    @jebes909090 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Riley has really fallen since dating buffy.

  • @TheBehm08
    @TheBehm08 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    “How is he?”
    “He’s dead”
    “Oh god”
    “Af least he will be in a few days” 😂

  • @creatip123
    @creatip123 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Cuddy's face when he heard "he's dead" lmao....

  • @RaynmanPlays
    @RaynmanPlays 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Imagine a world where Foreman and Chase actually agree. That's a scary prospect.

  • @jingyulee96
    @jingyulee96 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    02:40 that "for f*ck's sake" look though

  • @markfuston2714
    @markfuston2714 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Everyone wanting to continue after this clip, look up "The Power Of A Nights Rest." on this channel.

  • @joed527
    @joed527 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    It's season 3 Ep. 16 for anyone who cares to watch it.

  • @prestonlee9965
    @prestonlee9965 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Normally this show does its research, but depleted uranium by definition is not radioactive. It has all the radioactive U235 removed so only the U238 remains.

  • @ObviouslyBlonde
    @ObviouslyBlonde 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    This was definitely the best of Chase's haircuts🙂. (I mean the lenght.)

  • @sloanoquinn4809
    @sloanoquinn4809 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Hugh truly is the perfet fit for house

  • @ticsxlol8155
    @ticsxlol8155 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    hahahaha funny they are dicussing somthing in the patient in front of the patient who cant hear. think of the anxiety it will cause hahaha

  • @YourLocalPigeon
    @YourLocalPigeon ปีที่แล้ว

    The combination of the classical music and a unfortunate event mixes so well

  • @imhappy._.
    @imhappy._. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Cuddy: How is he?
    Me: Ehhhh, He's dead
    House: He's dead
    Me: ded

  • @MaddieBwah
    @MaddieBwah 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Description says season 3 episode 15, it's actually season 3 episode 16.

    • @haddy106
      @haddy106 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      The video is 4 years old bro

  • @RG-id9gu
    @RG-id9gu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    1:54
    you've had them reserch your dream!?

  • @aceofcheems7685
    @aceofcheems7685 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    At 5:20 I like the soundtrack they used to represent that time is ticking

  • @discoveryman59
    @discoveryman59 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I miss shows like this!!

  • @姬蕊
    @姬蕊 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    house: JOHN JOHN HAVE U EVER BEEN IN ANY PORNOS
    wilson: alright I'm out

  • @jeffsutton6353
    @jeffsutton6353 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I could watch Cameron all day. There's something about her.

  • @cneddy22
    @cneddy22 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    “I was probably returning some video tapes......”

  • @tigerstyle4505
    @tigerstyle4505 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    How the hell did I not see one "It's not a tumahhh" quote when I scrolled down a bit. I didn't go far. But come on.

  • @darkguardian1314
    @darkguardian1314 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    5:09 Pattern interrupt....
    Asking a bizarre unrelated question.. 🤣

  • @MikeyBAAZ
    @MikeyBAAZ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I was told to take 2 antidepressants everytime you walked in

  • @Nabil-nz2zs
    @Nabil-nz2zs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    The best show ever!!

  • @Holphana
    @Holphana 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I have watched this hundreds of times on many different platforms.... WHY IS THE AUDIO SO CLEAR?!?!?!
    literally all television has bad audio.

  • @announcerspeakerboxbfdi4966
    @announcerspeakerboxbfdi4966 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Dude: help I cant feel my legs
    House: *Ph intro*
    Big funny

  • @ProfessorChops
    @ProfessorChops 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    At 0:50 Wilson takes the xray out of the folder twice.

  • @rachelomeara2031
    @rachelomeara2031 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Love this show sooo much 😍🏡

  • @bread.06
    @bread.06 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    He has six tumors
    Me : **counts 9**

    • @NewWesternFront
      @NewWesternFront 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      no that 9th one was just your mom

  • @mooing7326
    @mooing7326 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    0:57 "at least 6 tumors...maybe more" Picture clearly shows 10 tumors which is more than 6 so technically he is right but I would be worried if i was his patient.

  • @albertobellini98
    @albertobellini98 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    Ok that's cool and all but...
    Has he ever appeared in any Porno or not??

  • @shreyas_surve
    @shreyas_surve 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Best moment @5:00

  • @deatheternal720
    @deatheternal720 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Just a correction. This is episode 16 of season 3, not episode 15.

  • @caseyroberts9923
    @caseyroberts9923 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Funny part about the Va i have a tumor on my liver and one on my right lung the Va document it 2 years ago never told me I found out last week...

  • @Clayson000
    @Clayson000 ปีที่แล้ว

    "the VA couldn't have missed all of these"
    they didn't even check them

  • @bittershadow12345
    @bittershadow12345 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Love how he's gone deaf but doesn't have the deaf voice

  • @afroditiperis6536
    @afroditiperis6536 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    1:32 where have you two been? That's when house knew 😏

  • @StackableGoldMC
    @StackableGoldMC 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is listed as Season 3 Episode 16 on Amazon prime.

  • @MrDeltoric
    @MrDeltoric 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    0:50 that continuity issue though...
    he pulls out the x-ray, and after the cut he's gotta pull it out again. gotcha

    • @CinderXiaoLong
      @CinderXiaoLong 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      My guess is multiples
      There's four in total. He pulls out three before the cut, the fourth after

  • @luizg8034
    @luizg8034 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "At least 6 tumors"
    Shows 9 tumors.
    Well he's not wrong

  • @tamarahagenbeek
    @tamarahagenbeek 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Why would a government agency lie to cover up a mistake which causes the death of a guy, you, me, us?

  • @the_dude6377
    @the_dude6377 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    1:18 - 1:28 was that supposed to be a "Saw" reference ?

  • @johnayap6861
    @johnayap6861 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    sleep deprivation can result to reduced cognitive function.... go home and go to bed house..

  • @randomguy1379
    @randomguy1379 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "have you appeared in any pornos"
    Lmaoooo 😂😂