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  • A CIPA patient brags about the thoroughness of her life without feeling pain, against House's constant tolerance of pain.
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    Season 3 Episode 14 "Insensitive"
    A girl (Mika Boorem) with CIPA, a rare condition in which the sufferer cannot feel pain, gets in a car accident. Once her testing is done, she begins developing high fevers with multiple seizures and is rapidly deteriorating.
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  • @pastykake897
    @pastykake897 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3993

    "I can't run anywhere without examining all of my toes for swelling."
    "I can't run."

    • @xander1052
      @xander1052 4 ปีที่แล้ว +139

      I mean, he has a point.

    • @gerstein03
      @gerstein03 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      That's my favorite bit of this

    • @Aspartem
      @Aspartem 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @sheldon pereira So does your mom.. EYOOOOOOOOOOOO!

    • @yevgeniyaleshchenko849
      @yevgeniyaleshchenko849 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Aspartem Pathethic

    • @squeakybunny2776
      @squeakybunny2776 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I don't understand how not feeling pain translates to swelling toes... If you run a marathon sure but just playing outside?! Does she place her foor wrong or something

  • @dianzor8295
    @dianzor8295 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4306

    I've never noticed before that after House pinched her with the syringe she turn back like saying "wtf man?" and the simple explanation is that she doesn't feel pain, so she just felt the pressure as if House was touching her ass; that's why House immediately show her the syringe like saying "don't worry, I'm not a pervert, I just lied to you so I can sedate you". That level of detail in the scene is just great.

    • @mysticfire5850
      @mysticfire5850 4 ปีที่แล้ว +251

      Oh I thought it was more shocked when she realized she walked right into that but yeah thats makes more sense

    • @erdemsk3023
      @erdemsk3023 4 ปีที่แล้ว +375

      Well, House is not a guy that is afraid of known as pervert when we consider his character. The intention of showing the syringe is more likely to demonstrate his victory, how he tricked her.

    • @myrkur8054
      @myrkur8054 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      169th like. Also I never realized thats what most likely happened

    • @shubhamjain931
      @shubhamjain931 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Would she be able to feel the touch?

    • @myrkur8054
      @myrkur8054 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      @@shubhamjain931 Yeah, she just can't feel pain.

  • @shgh2695
    @shgh2695 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6972

    “Girls can’t hold me for too long cause I only pay for an hour.”

    • @dAvrilthebear
      @dAvrilthebear 4 ปีที่แล้ว +160

      Cameron rolls eyes :))

    • @tommyortega7796
      @tommyortega7796 4 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      1 hour sounds long but in hooker time it is short af ngl

    • @slantos2668
      @slantos2668 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      I laughed out loud at that one

    • @conradus9470
      @conradus9470 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      This had me DYing

    • @sallyrae1292
      @sallyrae1292 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      How long did she have that tape worm in her ?

  • @jamesjackson8081
    @jamesjackson8081 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8946

    LOL!!!
    House and the girl arguing about whose life sucks more is one of my favorite parts of this show!!!

    • @flying2anotheruniverse
      @flying2anotheruniverse 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Egyptians do this daily with each other ! 😂

    • @JustWasted3HoursHere
      @JustWasted3HoursHere 4 ปีที่แล้ว +111

      Isn't this the one where House finds a very long tapeworm in her and pulls it out while she's awake? With no sedative?

    • @yevgeniyaleshchenko849
      @yevgeniyaleshchenko849 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@JustWasted3HoursHere It is, although I don't remember about sedative part

    • @amyclements995
      @amyclements995 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@JustWasted3HoursHere yup. No sedative.

    • @lasarith2
      @lasarith2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      JustWasted3HoursHere Aye it is indeed.

  • @aceofcheems7685
    @aceofcheems7685 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3354

    "Want me to check out your tuckus as your people would say"
    Girl: *pulls off a forrest gump*
    House: BOOP

    • @JohnSmith-wx9wj
      @JohnSmith-wx9wj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      That was pretty epic. Just waiting for that opportunity.

    • @darkb4light06
      @darkb4light06 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      BOOP 😂😂

    • @regalplays7135
      @regalplays7135 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      But how’d she know she was injected if she can’t feel anything?

    • @emmarellda181
      @emmarellda181 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@regalplays7135 she can feel, just not pain.

    • @branlopgar
      @branlopgar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@emmarellda181 Most sensations are a variation of what nerves feel like pain. Tickling, itching, irritation, all a variation of pain. Plus, a needle piercing skin and flesh definitely would register in the nerves like pain. She probably only realized it after House already had injected the sedative in (because that sensation of liquid going through blood is not the same), because all people react as soon as the needle touches the skin. She only reacted after he had already injected her.

  • @Klaus99999
    @Klaus99999 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5156

    Okay that was actually really clever what he did there at the end.

  • @theQuestion626
    @theQuestion626 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3705

    Do you want to know something? This girl’s condition most likely saved her mothers life. Because she feels no pain she is able to grab the phone and call for help.

    • @kimikokiyumi3672
      @kimikokiyumi3672 4 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      yeah cause the chemicals in your brain such as adrenaline are just a myth xD

    • @memejuliyamemepuchkova4882
      @memejuliyamemepuchkova4882 4 ปีที่แล้ว +238

      @@kimikokiyumi3672 she had an easier time reaching for the phone. I mean for chist's sake she had a metal prod sticking out of her leg

    • @leiderhosen7110
      @leiderhosen7110 4 ปีที่แล้ว +270

      @@memejuliyamemepuchkova4882 This. Adrenaline can make you uncoordinated and flighty, more likely to make poor decisions. You can also experience trauma, just have less reaction too it.
      In this case she was perfectly lucid and had total control of her actions, allowing her to respond more promptly to the situation.

    • @conabish
      @conabish 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@kimikokiyumi3672 Also pleasure from pain is a myth too. ;)

    • @nickhalden374
      @nickhalden374 4 ปีที่แล้ว +134

      "If the girl didn't have CIPA she wouldn't have been able to call for help," more like "if the girl didn't have CIPA, her mother wouldn't have been rushing her to the hospital and there wouldn't have been an accident in the first place."

  • @tubegerm6732
    @tubegerm6732 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4588

    I was born with glass bones and paper skin; evey morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night I lie awake in pain until my heart attacks put me to sleep.

    • @maestronsaucimus1879
      @maestronsaucimus1879 4 ปีที่แล้ว +216

      heheheh.... suckeerrrrrrs.....

    • @stephenking5852
      @stephenking5852 4 ปีที่แล้ว +176

      Valerie Baker translation: Spongebob Squarepants.

    • @CaptDanielCottrell
      @CaptDanielCottrell 4 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      CHOCOLATEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

    • @darkinferno4687
      @darkinferno4687 4 ปีที่แล้ว +140

      did u break ur fingers while typing this?

    • @hyenahammock451
      @hyenahammock451 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      Isn't that from Unbreakable with Sam L. Jackson as Mr Glass?

  • @tacticallemon7518
    @tacticallemon7518 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3124

    Dispatch: “Are you hurt?”
    Girl: *looks at metal scrap through thigh* “Yea, I’m fine”

    • @Sputnik1
      @Sputnik1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      Indeed, that's what happened in the video, you're very attentive.

    • @cooperanderson4609
      @cooperanderson4609 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      When my parents ask how school is going

    • @atartup
      @atartup 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Thank you for telling me exactly what I just saw in the video

    • @tacticallemon7518
      @tacticallemon7518 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Miller your welcome

    • @xanksauri89
      @xanksauri89 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@Sputnik1 Still, I always though that was ridiculous. What, are they going to come faster if there is only one injured person? Even if her plan is to hide so they care more for her mother, does she think they wont notice a fucking metal piece on her leg?

  • @flop5625
    @flop5625 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2668

    This clip is the embodiment of the "Anything You Can Do I Can Do Better" song but if it was about how their lives suck

    • @imgay5361
      @imgay5361 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      LivX
      And less romantic tension because nobody like’s Lewdinh Minors.

    • @DudeNamedPear
      @DudeNamedPear 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Aka it sucks to be me from Avenue Q

    • @Nina-vv3ev
      @Nina-vv3ev 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      LivX yasss

    • @deficiency24
      @deficiency24 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Everything you can't do good,I can do worse 😸

    • @gsomslayer
      @gsomslayer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      so "anything you can do i can do worse" then?

  • @justinalicea1590
    @justinalicea1590 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1218

    I love everyone's reactions to House saying "I got shot."
    The patient is slightly surprised by this, as it's difficult to experience things worse than a hole in your body suddenly appearing in your body.
    Cameron was annoyed that he brought that up for meaning his life is worse than hers. She vocalized this once the patient was sedated.
    Chase nodded his head in a manner of "Well, yeah. He was shot. On top of his leg pain, that probably was not a good time."

  • @purplestorm9004
    @purplestorm9004 4 ปีที่แล้ว +233

    She looked so annoyed when House hit her with the cane like “dammit he figured it out”

  • @foolslayer9416
    @foolslayer9416 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1292

    One can't feel pain, the other feels pain all the time. I knew that House would win.

    • @Tyrantofthewind
      @Tyrantofthewind 4 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      Her life is undoubtedly worse than his. Also many of the things he describes are the result of HIS CHOICES. She was born with that condition and while House may envy not feeling pain, it is an upside with an equally large downside (there is a reason we feel pain) - and there are other things like not being able to tell what temperature it is or be warned of something wrong with general discomfort (like there is before bowel movements).

    • @Tyrantofthewind
      @Tyrantofthewind 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@cowmoo5596 Actually, it was. He is the one who made the decision to let Stacy be his medical proxy.

    • @belledelphine9692
      @belledelphine9692 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Tyrantofthewind it pisses me off though. like, just because her life is worse that invalidates the pain that house feels?

    • @wolffang489
      @wolffang489 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@Tyrantofthewind blaming him for trusting his girlfriend for proxy is like blaming this girl for trusting her mother to drive.

    • @Tyrantofthewind
      @Tyrantofthewind 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@wolffang489 No, it isn't, because that wasn't the comparison. The comparison was between House's life and the girl's, and which was worse. She was born with her condition, House was in his late 30s when he suffered his infarction. He lived more than twice her lifespan before that event even happened, an event that he actually had an influence on. Those situations are not close, and her life is undoubtedly worse by pretty much any measure.

  • @sparkynicole3941
    @sparkynicole3941 4 ปีที่แล้ว +527

    7:12 I love chases little head tilt. He’s just like “I mean, he’s not wrong.”

  • @aquiline-eagle9669
    @aquiline-eagle9669 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5514

    So many people (probably house included) have dreamt about never feeling pain. Interesting to see the negatives that come along with it.

    • @inyalgaico1563
      @inyalgaico1563 4 ปีที่แล้ว +118

      well she never feels anything not feeling pain would have more positives than her condition but yeh i see your point

    • @cunningsmile4166
      @cunningsmile4166 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      One day we will create a genetic ability to willingly turn off pain when we need it

    • @HavoXtreme
      @HavoXtreme 4 ปีที่แล้ว +170

      Inyalga Ico If you aren’t feeling pain,you aren’t aware of what is happening within your body.Like you might break a bone or burn yourself or even freeze yourself but not feel it

    • @MagnificantSasquatch
      @MagnificantSasquatch 4 ปีที่แล้ว +195

      Yeah, no. It’s true, often times the human body’s pain receptors can be counterintuitive to the need of the individual, but that doesn’t make them any less essential. They’re the body’s warning light for “do not do this”. If there’s ever a time you truly need to get past pain, well, that’s what adrenaline and other emergency neurotransmitters are for. But the need to feel pain is critical to basic human necessity.

    • @jadebolt4416
      @jadebolt4416 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      @@cunningsmile4166 The problem with the ability to 'willingly' turn off pain, is that only a masochist would want to turn it back on. it is one thing to know logically we need pain and be able to list reasons why, but the reality is very different.

  • @RapTapTap
    @RapTapTap 4 ปีที่แล้ว +499

    "Some think the two are connected" I bet Wilson sneezed when he said that.

    • @branlopgar
      @branlopgar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Funnier, because if you ask Cuddy and Stacy, they would both say his personality already was nasty before his leg issues, but he became a lot worse after them.

    • @foreverexol2629
      @foreverexol2629 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I kinda heard dr Wilson on speaker after house said that

  • @moreblack
    @moreblack 3 ปีที่แล้ว +491

    "you didn't get shot because of your leg, you got shot because you're a jerk!"
    "some think the 2 are connected"
    I forget how little sympathy everyone had for him, if you've ever lived with chronic pain, you know how excruciating it is.

    • @jcflores1774
      @jcflores1774 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Some people dont want sympathy, though.

    • @Hanapetals
      @Hanapetals 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      And that makes it okay to take it out on everyone around you? 😂

    • @anrecedinghairline6150
      @anrecedinghairline6150 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@Hanapetals It's not a good reason. But it is something that should be excused, since I imagine chronic pain does make you a little cranky.

    • @KarlMarxBR700
      @KarlMarxBR700 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@anrecedinghairline6150 No, it's not an excuse to be a jerk.

    • @zyaicob
      @zyaicob 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      House was a jerk, and he would have been a jerk without the pain

  • @AllinWhenPlaying
    @AllinWhenPlaying 4 ปีที่แล้ว +274

    I know it's a script and everything... but I just love how casually genius House is in that evaluation.

    • @ViceN53X
      @ViceN53X 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      The script is genius though

    • @brynnamoran4320
      @brynnamoran4320 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He really wasn't though.

    • @australium7374
      @australium7374 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ViceN53X the writers are truly brilliant as well as house for executing these scripts.

  • @HellNation
    @HellNation 4 ปีที่แล้ว +942

    "I Got Shot" - House All In for the win

    • @Kyriakos703
      @Kyriakos703 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      And that wasn't even his trump card. That'd be showing her his leg.

    • @blazodeolireta
      @blazodeolireta 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      "All In", another great episode.

    • @hakulives2613
      @hakulives2613 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I mean, that IS the only thing that made her pause at all: there are things that suck more than being shot, but not that many.

    • @bicpapermate
      @bicpapermate 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      She had known House long enough to be able to figure out that he got shot for being a jerk. Yes, she had only spoken to him for two minutes, but that is more than enough time to figure out that House is a jerk.

    • @michaelborlik6064
      @michaelborlik6064 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I got shot as well it does end a lot of arguments

  • @frickbro
    @frickbro 4 ปีที่แล้ว +150

    "I'm in pain, let's go break her arm"
    Only a thing house would say 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Fish_Fisher__
    @Fish_Fisher__ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +839

    Girl: "I can't cry!"
    House: "Nether can I."
    Lmao 😂

    • @chesterholland5909
      @chesterholland5909 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Imagine this neither can i and i cant smile neither cause im glassy eye, mean like a snake

  • @bethangriffiths5206
    @bethangriffiths5206 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3126

    Girl: Boys can't hold me for too long because I can overheat.
    House: Girls can't hold me for too long because I only pay for an hour.
    Me: Daaammmmnnnnnn

    • @JohnSmith-wx9wj
      @JohnSmith-wx9wj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Personally I can't stand the sense of boredom and mild disgust they radiate.

    • @chesterholland5909
      @chesterholland5909 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Imagine: girls cant hold me for too long cause i can get mad piss off

    • @monkeymanwasd1239
      @monkeymanwasd1239 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Turn on the air con or move to a colder climate 😆

    • @FirstnameLastname-es1ko
      @FirstnameLastname-es1ko 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      John Smith that sounds like a problem with the individuals you associate with, not (whichever gender you are referring to) in general. [Edit] Nevermind, I’m assuming you are referring to women who’s ‘services’ you pay for. In which case, fair enough.

    • @orppranator5230
      @orppranator5230 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Bel Sh If not for that extra effort you put in, that would have been a sick burn.

  • @Bocchi-the-Rock_
    @Bocchi-the-Rock_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +231

    "Wanna see?"
    "YEAH"
    House M.D.

  • @tsinestexicthdauwraum9082
    @tsinestexicthdauwraum9082 4 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    I love that you can actually see a little compassion on House's face each time she comes back with one of her issues but he's so clever that he can shoot back right away.

  • @Cloud_Strife1997
    @Cloud_Strife1997 4 ปีที่แล้ว +425

    “I got shot.”
    (surprised pikachu)

  • @razzledazzle9723
    @razzledazzle9723 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    -"you didn't get shot because of leg pain, you got shot because you're a jerk"
    -"some think the two might be connected"
    LMAOOO

  • @nonamernobrainer846
    @nonamernobrainer846 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    7:12 I love how Chase goes "Good point there"

  • @mbarlykhumalo3667
    @mbarlykhumalo3667 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    "It's hard to fake pain when you've never felt it" 👏🏾that applies to so many different aspects of life.

  • @GhostDrummer
    @GhostDrummer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +130

    “You weren’t shot because of your leg pain, you were shot because you’re a jerk.”
    “Some think the two are connected.”
    🤣🤣🤣

  • @semperintrepidus16
    @semperintrepidus16 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    "Hit her again" Scene Take...Seven
    Director: now if everyone is done laughing, let's try it again.
    Hit her again Greg
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @craigclermond8001
    @craigclermond8001 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    first rule of being a doctor is patients always lie whether out of embarrassment or personal reasons. this is why house is such a good diagnostician because he takes the emotional part out of it. he uses logic and justifiable evidence. emotional doctors make better people but not better medical experts

  • @CreamTheEverythingFixer
    @CreamTheEverythingFixer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Chase's reaction to House's point of him getting shot always makes me laugh

  • @sodaboi2154
    @sodaboi2154 4 ปีที่แล้ว +739

    “I was shot”
    If I was the girl I’d probably fire back with “I was just in a car accident”
    This argument was hilarious XD

    • @rosecool8896
      @rosecool8896 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      That would be funny as hell if she did

    • @rhinestonecowboy9967
      @rhinestonecowboy9967 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      House really letting his delusion out of the bag by trying to argue with a 16yr old that his life is so hard because of his vicodin addiction for his leg that he didn’t want to fix lol

    • @rosecool8896
      @rosecool8896 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@rhinestonecowboy9967 he did he was I the army if you watched the show you would know and if your studying to be a doctor you would know you cant re place muscle in your leg its very hard to oh by the way my name is ruby xx

    • @andymcl92
      @andymcl92 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Spoiler alert for later seasons.
      House: I rammed a car into my boss/exgirlfriend's living room.

    • @mistymitchell2790
      @mistymitchell2790 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Teens think they have it so bad.

  • @deathwish4307
    @deathwish4307 4 ปีที่แล้ว +998

    All my bones are made out of paper.
    Every day I break my arms and every night I Break legs.

    • @jennifercox6277
      @jennifercox6277 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Is that from the show spongebob squarepants?

    • @TheMonthlyJack
      @TheMonthlyJack 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@jennifercox6277 My Legs!

    • @luanaoliveira8489
      @luanaoliveira8489 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Just any legs?

    • @robkennedy3000
      @robkennedy3000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      "Owwwwww"

    • @aoifekelly7720
      @aoifekelly7720 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      This is from sponge bob when him and Patrick are trying to sell chocolate Chocolate bars 😂😂😂

  • @KINGofkings49er
    @KINGofkings49er 4 ปีที่แล้ว +210

    06:45 "Girls cant hold me for too long because I only paid for an hour"
    Me:Same same

  • @thenamestika
    @thenamestika 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    Even for a show with some age, House is always going to be one of my top ten favorites. It may not be anatomically correct, but it sure as hell is funny, and entertaining.

  • @mattnichols4592
    @mattnichols4592 4 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    "Girls can't hold me for too long cause I only pay for an hour"
    Hahahah

  • @standardcake18
    @standardcake18 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    That is why I love house. The chaotic brilliance is fun to watch

  • @FabioLeprechaun
    @FabioLeprechaun 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    House: "I got shot!"
    Chase: *does "he have a point" face*

    • @asad9934
      @asad9934 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      'He HAS a point'

  • @lonestarwolfentertainment7184
    @lonestarwolfentertainment7184 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    “I can’t run” cut to House yeeting his Cane and running to save an infant.

    • @leiderhosen7110
      @leiderhosen7110 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Adrenaline will do that

    • @lonestarwolfentertainment7184
      @lonestarwolfentertainment7184 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Leider Hosen or just a good heart

    • @leiderhosen7110
      @leiderhosen7110 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@lonestarwolfentertainment7184 Yup. It's not that he's physically incapable, his leg just hurts too much when under stress from activity. Without pain House is very athletic.

    • @KlavierMenn
      @KlavierMenn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@leiderhosen7110 And more often than not he's stoned on vicodin

  • @ftfxhailstorm2916
    @ftfxhailstorm2916 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Operator: Are you hurt?
    Girl: *Has corrugated metal in leg*
    Girl: This is fine.

  • @TheStopShort
    @TheStopShort 4 ปีที่แล้ว +269

    “They killed our lord! You’re gonna trust ‘em?”
    Few seasons later: (hired a jew)

    • @adventurouspeach
      @adventurouspeach 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      TheStopShort few seasons later sleeps with a jew

    • @Biomirth
      @Biomirth 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Few seasons later: @TheStopShort begins to understand sarcastic humor (maybe).

    • @TheStopShort
      @TheStopShort 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Biomirth Few seasons later: we learn that @TheStopShort cannot understand sarcasm, which House deduces as a deficit in the left hippocampal gyrus, ruling out his previous diagnosis of endocarditis. It was heavy metal poisoning the whole time.

    • @Biomirth
      @Biomirth 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@TheStopShort Lupus?

    • @TheStopShort
      @TheStopShort 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Biomirth it’s never lupus.

  • @captainsteroid2454
    @captainsteroid2454 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    At last, House has found his nemesis. XD

    • @Figgy_23
      @Figgy_23 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I would say that kid from the jerk episode would be a closer match.

  • @antheaellis17
    @antheaellis17 4 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    "I can hit her again, six isn't enough" 😂 I was just watching this episode, the ending OMG

  • @NobodysAccount2234
    @NobodysAccount2234 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    I watched the show 3 times but I can’t get enough of it

  • @aqn01
    @aqn01 4 ปีที่แล้ว +251

    house: have evidences
    foreman: but she said she don't have it :o
    If you gonna trust what patient says without checking, you're not good doc :v

    • @justinalicea1590
      @justinalicea1590 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      To be fair, they aren't the greatest reasons, as Foremon pointed out. As her cleverness showed valid explanations for most of his reasons and the others could be chalked up as a coincidence. Until House hit her leg and it did nothing.

    • @isamic8068
      @isamic8068 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Realistically, House’s reasons suck. In a real life situation he’d be looked at weird simply because he tried to draw a conclusion from such little impotent evidence.

    • @isamic8068
      @isamic8068 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Though when he hit her, that made sense, but realistically invalid because hitting your patient to test a indefinite theory is a stupid idea

    • @justinalicea1590
      @justinalicea1590 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@isamic8068 I mean...it is a stupid idea, but so is releasing a child to go see her mom when she can have some unknown condition. Especially when the child's only focus is seeing her mother without care for her own condition.

    • @KeithHendrickson1981
      @KeithHendrickson1981 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@justinalicea1590 are you on drugs?
      The guilt on her face alone tells it. Fact a immature 16 slim kid is not cold and knows what that condition is very telling. Fact she moved her leg trying to fake pain in front of doctors (supposedly for the show) is another.
      There is a reason why doctors in real life are considered specialists in human health compared to us who are just monday night QBs.

  • @thereal_daxp2263
    @thereal_daxp2263 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    House is the most brutally honest person I’ve ever seen

  • @alaeddine1630
    @alaeddine1630 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    "Girls can't hold me for too long because i only pay for an hour" XD you gotta love House.

  • @7792thereaper
    @7792thereaper 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    That was so badass how he made the CEPA diagnosis

  • @mysticfire5850
    @mysticfire5850 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Love the way she whips around after the shot "Did you just touch me you creep?"
    And he holds up the syringe like "Nah"
    House is alot of things but a creeps not one of them

  • @xyrenegade
    @xyrenegade 4 ปีที่แล้ว +148

    I was enjoying my chicken noodle soup when I remembered why she's a literal insesitive lmao

    • @TheOfficialDjProduct
      @TheOfficialDjProduct 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      If you're referring to the title. She is the "senseless" as she lacks the sense of pain. House is the insensitive one referring to him emotionally. The literally definition of insensitive is "showing or feeling no concern for others' feelings."

    • @xyrenegade
      @xyrenegade 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@TheOfficialDjProduct No I meant the 3-inch girth noodles

  • @codyeble6764
    @codyeble6764 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    One of my favorite episodes.. the contrasts between always in pain and never in pain.. also that girl plays the role very well and house always play devil's advocate brilliantly

  • @sxlproductions
    @sxlproductions 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Wow
    I love how I went "who would react to pain so horribly" and then it turned out that she couldn't feel any
    When you can be such a good actor that you can act being a bad one
    That's amazing

  • @abigaildeeks8328
    @abigaildeeks8328 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    “25 foot long tapeworm” from a year ago is the other clip from this episode.....

  • @jules7626
    @jules7626 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I love how House was actually surprised that Foreman really held her down

  • @watchgoose
    @watchgoose 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    such a great scene. He always has done really well when paired with child actors.

  • @thetralierzone351
    @thetralierzone351 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    When u r trying to bunk school but the doctor is a pro and exposes u all.

  • @ZeGuyFly
    @ZeGuyFly 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    7:08 Chase's face is KILLING me

  • @pawprints1986
    @pawprints1986 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Me: owns the whole series, and has indeed watched the whole series
    Also Me: watches these bits again when theyre uploaded 😁

  • @Dusan_Zdravkovic
    @Dusan_Zdravkovic 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "Master manipulator who always gets what he wants." - James Wilson

  • @eva-nf9fl
    @eva-nf9fl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "C'mon, let's break her arm."

  • @Nelyak_07
    @Nelyak_07 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    Ah, bonding through pain, I'm guessing every person who watches House can relate to that.

  • @RedJoker9000
    @RedJoker9000 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Loved the "whose life is worse" part. I have a incurable disability and been hospitalized many times. At times, fellow patients and I would play this as a game. Sure many wondered why, but for some reason we liked it. Often we did prizes for "worst".

  • @KeppyKep
    @KeppyKep 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "Some people think the two are connected."
    The delivery of that line was perfect.
    Also, if she can't feel anything why would she complain about boys not being able to hold her? She wouldn't feel it anyway.

    • @branlopgar
      @branlopgar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      She says it. Boys can't hold her because she can overheat. Normally, a human body avoids overheating via sweating. But someone with CIPA wouldn't do that, and the effects of extreme fever would still present in the body. She would not feel it until her body "suddenly" shuts down due to extreme body heat.

  • @TheMacC117
    @TheMacC117 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I actually thought House held his own here.
    "I can't run without checking my toes Everytime."
    "I can't Run."

  • @KamiGemaGaming
    @KamiGemaGaming 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    House: girls can’t hold me too long cuz I only pay for an hour

  • @J_GoTTi
    @J_GoTTi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This one was hilarious as usual. But the childish argument between House and the little girl was a riot! 😂

  • @roffy5672
    @roffy5672 4 ปีที่แล้ว +290

    "They killed our Lord" It's funny cause House is an atheist

    • @foljs5858
      @foljs5858 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      It's also funny because it's a bizarro accusation to make even as a Christian in 2020 about a random Jewish person

    • @aethersky4000
      @aethersky4000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @deekat3279 Don't speak on things you clearly do not understand. Jesus does exist and he is still alive. He is the word and he is God. He died for our sins sent by the father and currently sits at the right hand of God the father almighty. God sent his son, Jesus because he loved the world. He made a way so. Everyone COULD be saved, it's not his desire that any human should perish in the lake of fire. But God still made the sacrifice knowing that not everyone would be saved because there are people like yourself who reject Jesus and the father and the gifts God has offered. However it's not too late for you, you're still breathing which means you're alive. You can still make the choice to turn to God and repent of your sins and be saved. I wouldn't procrastinate though Jesus is returning soon. He gave us signs and events to look for pointing to his return. Those things are taking place now.

    • @justinalicea1590
      @justinalicea1590 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      "I'm only an atheist on Christmas and Easter."
      -Gregory House

    • @Anedoje
      @Anedoje 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      deekat3279 the romans weren’t the ones that brought charges against him though

    • @justinalicea1590
      @justinalicea1590 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @deekat3279 I mean...yes, it was the Roman's that carried out the sentence, but it was the Jewish populace that demanded for that sentence and for it to be carried out.

  • @cullenmott7614
    @cullenmott7614 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Cameron smiles at the end, "He made a good point, he does that a lot. I like him."

  • @funguscake_owo4582
    @funguscake_owo4582 4 ปีที่แล้ว +398

    The House MD channel: *posts video*
    Me: s c r u m p t i o u s
    Also how come the start of the episode was posted 3 minutes ago while the nearly ending of the episode was posted a month or so ago

    • @watcher6935
      @watcher6935 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      CallMeMAKY , it's one of them Jew names

    • @isa2758
      @isa2758 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I know right he likes to re-upload stuffs, sometimes put scenes in disorder making the illusion it's something new lol 😋 I think they runs out of clips to show😋

    • @sallyshipwreck4315
      @sallyshipwreck4315 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@isa2758 I can tell sooner or later I'll just have to buy a used copy of the series. When they cut it off drives me nuts! Clips, shmips, post whole episodes!

  • @roamer45
    @roamer45 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Favorite back to back bantering in the entire show!!!

  • @AnakinDramaticSkywalker
    @AnakinDramaticSkywalker 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    House: i got shot
    Cameron: house wtf really?
    Chase: the man has a point

  • @maxgemstone7257
    @maxgemstone7257 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    This is the greates pissing contest in the history of T.V.

  • @meggiebondy6224
    @meggiebondy6224 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    “Come on, lets go break her arm!”
    Favourite line in the show 🤣🤣

  • @Heron11177
    @Heron11177 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Basic rule of movies/series: having arguments in a car is a bad omen

  • @TheReaper13g
    @TheReaper13g 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Girl: "I can't cry"
    House in the most self-entitled, most arrogant, most sarcastic, most Karen way possible: "Neither can I"

  • @whiteribbonman1
    @whiteribbonman1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I WISH the doctors where I work were HALF, just HALF, as cool as House!

  • @neheillox179
    @neheillox179 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I can’t run is the best line in this series

  • @jaredcastle2474
    @jaredcastle2474 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “I could hit her again” I lost it dude

  • @jimnoxious5671
    @jimnoxious5671 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I love his look at the end when he says, “Some say the two are connected.”

  • @sadmanpranto9026
    @sadmanpranto9026 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Girl: I can't Cry.
    House: Neither can I.
    .....
    You see this people ?? This is GOLD.

  • @pastykake897
    @pastykake897 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    That competition is one of my favorite scenes in the whole show.

  • @mandy2917
    @mandy2917 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I can’t stop coming back to this clip. I love their comparisons.

  • @alejandraz3055
    @alejandraz3055 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “You can’t fake pain if you have never felted”

  • @thanglongnguyenvu3815
    @thanglongnguyenvu3815 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "she says she doesn't have it"
    "that's reason number 1"
    that's....yeah. that's it"

  • @OkgoodGrief
    @OkgoodGrief 4 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    Make them like 15 mins pls

    • @asmalljuicebox
      @asmalljuicebox 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I dont think he can copyright

    • @Kn4gers
      @Kn4gers 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      hell, make them full-time episodes right away

    • @tie2tight
      @tie2tight 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@asmalljuicebox what did u just say? its literally the company

    • @xyrenegade
      @xyrenegade 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@asmalljuicebox They own the content ID lmao

    • @russetpotato5532
      @russetpotato5532 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hell, just make a new episode

  • @008abdullah
    @008abdullah 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This is by far my favorite snippet of the show that I've seen on TH-cam

  • @Spudgonzo
    @Spudgonzo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    House: I got shot.
    *Chase nods ‘hmm he’s got a point’.*

  • @Dan-qy6zv
    @Dan-qy6zv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I love how the girl has to think for a second to find something better (or in this case, worse) than getting shot.

    • @giantWario
      @giantWario 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It's more like she's confused as to why he's bringing that up. As Cameron said, that has nothing to do with anything they were talking about. She might as well have replied with : ''I was just in a car accident''.

  • @vaughn4lif
    @vaughn4lif 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    "Girls can't hold me for too long since I only pay for an hour"
    God dammit I love house.

  • @jermplaysgames93
    @jermplaysgames93 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    House the role model of chaotic good and chaotic evil.

  • @theshrimp1657
    @theshrimp1657 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "you gave me five lame reasons"
    I feel like a teenage girl who got hit by a semi, sitting comfortably on a hospital bed should be enough actually.

  • @TheBlackDemon1996
    @TheBlackDemon1996 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    Oh this is the tapeworm episode, isn't it?

    • @Red_Beard2798
      @Red_Beard2798 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      TheBlackDemon1996 - Yes indeed

  • @MK-hg2nx
    @MK-hg2nx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +118

    The fact that i missed these cause i was born at 2003 so i didnt know these existed... im sad that i didnt see these earlier

    • @h.ch37
      @h.ch37 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yeah same born in 2002 so didn't know this was a thing

    • @MK-hg2nx
      @MK-hg2nx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@h.ch37 Yeah our problem started at a very young age

    • @Kyriakos703
      @Kyriakos703 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@MK-hg2nx Better late than never.

    • @ernestkhalimov7407
      @ernestkhalimov7407 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Nice, edgy 16 year olds watching house

    • @Kyriakos703
      @Kyriakos703 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@ernestkhalimov7407 Ironic how you're the edgiest one here.

  • @walterlv01
    @walterlv01 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Mika Boorem and Hugh Laurie played off each other really well in this whole episode - she had a similar level of obnoxiousness to her personality that worked perfectly against his.

  • @alexanderoit8450
    @alexanderoit8450 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “Let’s go break her arm”
    “Both get up in a hurry to do so “😂

  • @carlosace1230
    @carlosace1230 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "I can hit her again, if six isn't enough"

  • @urmomdotcom4039
    @urmomdotcom4039 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This was one of my favorite episodes

  • @beanwithbaconmegarocket
    @beanwithbaconmegarocket 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The comeback to Cameron is too perfect.

  • @longranger5226
    @longranger5226 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I can’t decide which is more epic; the writing or the acting.
    Fantastic!