Lyrics: Well, I ate a big dinner Feeling kinda full Headed to the John Oh boy, what a thrill! Sat myself down Heard a mighty splash Looked in the bowl Oh boy, what a stash! Poop in the toilet What a sight! Gleaming in the water Oh, what delight! Brown and lumpy Sometimes long, sometimes round Poop in the toilet The best show in town Oh, I see a swirl Like a swirly twist The little corn kernels And I can't resist To admire the artwork Nature's own design A masterpiece Of a digestive line Poop in the toilet What a sight! Gleaming in the water Oh, what delight! Brown and lumpy Sometimes long, sometimes round Poop in the toilet The best show in town Now don't you be shy It's a natural thing From the foods that you eat To the porcelain ring Just take a little glance And you'll surely see A wondrous creation From you and from me (instrumental break) Maybe it's the beans Or the broccoli The colours and shapes Oh, the mystery! A story untold In every single piece A bathroom tale That never seems to cease Poop in the toilet What a sight! Gleaming in the water Oh, what delight! Brown and lumpy Sometimes long, sometimes round Poop in the toilet The best show in town Flush it all away Watch it disappear But the memory remains Oh so clear! Next time you sit Take a peek and you'll find A treasure in the bowl A sight so divine Poop in the toilet What a sight! Gleaming in the water Oh, what delight! Brown and lumpy Sometimes long, sometimes round Poop in the toilet The best show in town So here's to the poop In the porcelain throne A spectacle of nature Truly our own Next time you visit Don't forget to see The marvellous wonders Of your own party Poop in the toilet Oh, what a scene! The finest show That you've ever seen! So sit back, relax And enjoy the view 'Cause poop in the toilet's A sight just for you!
Indoor sanitation was new for Americans of the 1940s. Before TV it was acceptable to show folks show your results on the porcelain pedestal. But dont forget to flush.
Lyrics:
Well, I ate a big dinner
Feeling kinda full
Headed to the John
Oh boy, what a thrill!
Sat myself down
Heard a mighty splash
Looked in the bowl
Oh boy, what a stash!
Poop in the toilet
What a sight!
Gleaming in the water
Oh, what delight!
Brown and lumpy
Sometimes long, sometimes round
Poop in the toilet
The best show in town
Oh, I see a swirl
Like a swirly twist
The little corn kernels
And I can't resist
To admire the artwork
Nature's own design
A masterpiece
Of a digestive line
Poop in the toilet
What a sight!
Gleaming in the water
Oh, what delight!
Brown and lumpy
Sometimes long, sometimes round
Poop in the toilet
The best show in town
Now don't you be shy
It's a natural thing
From the foods that you eat
To the porcelain ring
Just take a little glance
And you'll surely see
A wondrous creation
From you and from me
(instrumental break)
Maybe it's the beans
Or the broccoli
The colours and shapes
Oh, the mystery!
A story untold
In every single piece
A bathroom tale
That never seems to cease
Poop in the toilet
What a sight!
Gleaming in the water
Oh, what delight!
Brown and lumpy
Sometimes long, sometimes round
Poop in the toilet
The best show in town
Flush it all away
Watch it disappear
But the memory remains
Oh so clear!
Next time you sit
Take a peek and you'll find
A treasure in the bowl
A sight so divine
Poop in the toilet
What a sight!
Gleaming in the water
Oh, what delight!
Brown and lumpy
Sometimes long, sometimes round
Poop in the toilet
The best show in town
So here's to the poop
In the porcelain throne
A spectacle of nature
Truly our own
Next time you visit
Don't forget to see
The marvellous wonders
Of your own party
Poop in the toilet
Oh, what a scene!
The finest show
That you've ever seen!
So sit back, relax
And enjoy the view
'Cause poop in the toilet's
A sight just for you!
Indoor sanitation was new for Americans of the 1940s. Before TV it was acceptable to show folks show your results on the porcelain pedestal. But dont forget to flush.
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