1:21 I remember years ago around 2018, there was a video leaking the caves and cliffs update. I remember it clearly having alex and Steve exploring the caves with the exact video they used in Minecraft live. There was a real Minecraft leak but now I can’t find it
A neat trick I found for backtracking out of a large cave system is that if place my torches on the left hand side of the wall and save an iron pick I can dig my way back to the surface.
I mean this is basically what we used back in the day before coordinates, always place torches on the right side so when you walk back you know where to go
9:25 this meme has inspired a joke where, in every world where I actually get around to building a house, there's one room that's made entirely of furnaces. it's always a fun project, and it makes you appreciate cobblestone a lot more!
7:22 for anyone wondering, let me explain: For example: 22w13a the first number is the year, so it would be 2022 "w" means week, so it would be week 13, the 13th week of the year the last letter is the version of the snapshot, in this example, it would be 1, since a is the 1st letter of the alphabet
4:06, gold can make golden carrots, the best food for general use, gold armor pieces also can make normal piglins not aggro you, and they can be used for IIRC light pressure plates which probably have some use these days
19:03 OH MY GOD I FINALLY UNDERSTOOD IT... I CAN'T BELIVE I GOT RICK ROLLED BY SOME FUNKING CUBES Nether ack Emerald Vine Emerald Redstone Gold Oak planks Nether rak Neather rak (I forgot) Gold Iron Vine Emerald Yellow Wool Oak plank U U Prismeruren If you read it in a row it spells never gunna give you up
The achievement percentages are for Bedrock Edition, where you only get achievements if you play in survival without cheats. The 33% of people only play creative (or servers, or with keepInventory (which counts as a cheat))
ngl i would watch the emkay crew play minecraft with the simple voice chat and a few other thing. id think its be funny to watch and see what they build
The back you learn something to do every day is really true. I didn’t know there was a new secret room in the desert temple. I just got Minecraft. I need to check that out now.
For the achievement one at 0:52 , I thought the people would like to know there's an achievement in Borderlands 3 called Florida Man obtained by blowing yourself up with your own grenade.
14:40 one rod means infinite rods. Mine log, turn log into 4 wood, 4 wood into 8 sticks. One rod into 2 powder. 2 powder and 2 stick into 2 sticks I don’t think I need to keep going
56:57 the correct answer is the the 3 railway engines! Also if you do every impression, you are a legend. The grunkle Stan impression was the most believable. I had to replay it 3 times to see if it was the real actor or you.
It’s not one person, this is a compilation of a bunch of episodes, it’s a lot of different people, Damien, Jack, Robin, Lexi. (Note, not all of these people were in this compilation) I understand your confusion, their voices are oddly similar
What would you rather have?: Sniffer: Seeds, flowers,... Ok Rascal: Play hide and seek and you'll get a enchanted Pickaxe! Tuff Golem: I'll hold that for you!
14:35 reasons that it’s false include 1 blaze rod = 2 powder (If the crafting recipe existed) 2 powders + 2 sticks = 2 rods 2 rods = 4 powders and so on
8:23 it’s probably because a lot of players only play creative, have only made worlds with cheats on, or only play servers, all of which remove achievements from being unlocked
Fun fact about minecraft: It used to be possible to CRAFT ENCHANTED GOLDEN APPLES, All it took was The same recipe as Golden apples, but instead of Gold Ingots, you used Gold BLOCKS, So A Apple in the center, surrounded on ALL sides by Golden Blocks in the crafting table
One thing to note, hardcore is really easy to cheat. If you die, all you need to do is go to spectator mod, open to Lan to enable cheats, and then change the game mode back to survival using cheats. If your death is really bullshit, most players won't even consider this actual cheating, but anything past that and people will judgmentally glare at you.
6:33 Not true, actually. By this point a good player should know to grab some of that sweet loot from the Corruption or Crimson - having a Musket or the Undertaker is really helpful so early on. Also, speedrunners nowadays skip it all together and just use a funny statue head to get a Zenith pre-boss.
7:57 A friend of mine fell in the end without anything, and apparently somehow punched the dragon to death with his fists without destroying a single end crystal 24:19 Tell me you've never played Skyblock without telling me you've never played Skyblock 1:28:55 Minecraft Wii U
@@minecraftexpertstudios7368 cool. I don’t want to meet your friend because I’m scared of them. This isn’t a threat, I’m just very terrified of your friend.
The wither in bedrock is a literal monster to fight. It attacks faster, has a bigger explosion radius, wayyy more health, shoots more often, does 2 hearts more damage, and it doesn't get stuck underneath the end portal in the end.
Netherack Emerald Vine Emerald Redstone Gold Oak Netherack Netherack Andesite Gold Iron Vine Emerald Yellow Oak U U Prismarine It's "N E V E R G O N N A G I V E Y O U U P"
44:21 The Wither has 600 Hearts in Bedrock but only 150 in Java, It moves so much more in bedrock, You can't just trap it in a cave and kill it easily, It will spawn 4 wither skeletons when it reaches to half of it's health. That's All I remember right now. I will update it if I remembered anything.
The ender pearl is an alien pearl Fun fact: pearls form when something enters the clam's mouth And the shulker is the closest to a clam in minecraft (hard shell with soft creature inside) AND every now and then an endermite (the thing that entered the clam/shulker's mouth) poppes out of the pearl
I hate how people were trying to get the Glare added to minecraft like the next update wasn't gonna make hostile mobs only spawn in the darkest areas of caves, LETTING YOU KNOW WHERE THE MOBS WILL SPAWN
A really easy thing i like to do in order not to get lost while caving is to always carry a notebook on me with all cordinates to important landmarks: Home, Cave, Village, Nether Portal, End Portal, etc. You can also make a seperate notebook for the Nether and the End, however i would strongly encourage having multiple copies of the same book incase you die and loss it.
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For the "I dyed my bed red" one, its because originally beds only came in red, until they added dyed ones.
Yeah. I remember 1.12 vividly (no pun intended) and now we’re waiting for 1.21. Crazy how time flies
@@Firesword610how the hell did they “miss the joke”
They literally just explained the joke for people who didn’t get it
@@killedbycrit yeah I remember when 1.12 was the newest version
@@whoisanarnbI remember full release 1.8
0:35
1:21 I remember years ago around 2018, there was a video leaking the caves and cliffs update. I remember it clearly having alex and Steve exploring the caves with the exact video they used in Minecraft live. There was a real Minecraft leak but now I can’t find it
A neat trick I found for backtracking out of a large cave system is that if place my torches on the left hand side of the wall and save an iron pick I can dig my way back to the surface.
Mending
I mean this is basically what we used back in the day before coordinates, always place torches on the right side so when you walk back you know where to go
same
"I kill glow squids for fun."
"Dude that's so mean. What did they do to you?"
"They won the mob vote."
Me who kills Squids and Glow Squids for fun: "Amateurs..."
Same with sniffers and armadillos
Sniffers are good
@@mvpmedia3034 yes
@@ackg why do you do that? Both of them are good the sniffer finds flowers And the armadillo actually you should kill the armadillo
My only problem with keep inventory is that I play on bedrock..
It disables achievements
well I can't do anything but here's some cheese
i played bedrock to this sucked
Im playing on bedrock too and its suffering its fun only with friends
I don't know how to log in for my Microsoft account on bedrock so i cant earn achievements anyways :(
@@CheeseSummoner Nooo- N-N-NOT THE CHEESE. AAAAAAAHHHHHGGG
11:17 👏SPOT👏 ON👏PERFORMANCE
"no adult plays Minecraft"
HermitCraft: are we a joke to you?
Also worth remembering is that despite his preference for children, Dream is also an adult.
Every Minecraft hardcore TH-camr is also a adult
The life series:
Old Minecraft TH-camrs that still play Minecraft:
Philza Minecraft has a wife.
4:39 yes it is very important I need to make my horse indestructible.
9:25 this meme has inspired a joke where, in every world where I actually get around to building a house, there's one room that's made entirely of furnaces. it's always a fun project, and it makes you appreciate cobblestone a lot more!
37:33 please explain a mans curiosity cannot die out so easily
There is one unloaded chunk
🎉
0:46 toby fox: lets make an achievement for donating hundreds of gold to a dog
Do you mean Temmie?
@@andistansbury4366 no no, a dog.
It was one of the console achievements i believe.
PS4 Achievement "Dognation Level 20"
@@andistansbury4366 the dog shrine in the play station versions
undertale is all progression achievements except for the dognation ones
10:28 mixed slabs already exist, push a slab onto another slab at the world border
Yeah i cant belive people dont do that its VERY practical
Reminder to all viewers: This is a complication of videos that were covered by multiple people on the Emkay channel
Compilation*
gammer@@whoisanarnb
Idk it seems pretty complicated to me
Hope it wasn’t too complicated
I can't spill@@expgaming3658
1:40 about exact tempo for straight flying lol
7:22 for anyone wondering, let me explain:
For example: 22w13a
the first number is the year, so it would be 2022
"w" means week, so it would be week 13, the 13th week of the year
the last letter is the version of the snapshot, in this example, it would be 1, since a is the 1st letter of the alphabet
THANKS
Why does this make so much sense?
Thank you
67w93a
@@Ilikeajaw 93rd week of the year?
7:47 Make a totem farm and bring them all back.
My god why didn’t I think of that
22:32 Big oven trying to make all households have more than one oven.
Meanwhile: Markiplier has 5 ovens. none of which are an air fryer.
1:41 As a player of both games, yes, all we do is sit and click throughout the monstrous set of obstacles and die at 99% to start again
11:11 having one llama on the roof and one in the ground really sells it
2:05 it’s pronounced like al-lay
4:06, gold can make golden carrots, the best food for general use, gold armor pieces also can make normal piglins not aggro you, and they can be used for IIRC light pressure plates which probably have some use these days
Yes! Also I use clocks when underground now because.... phantoms
Also bartering with piglins and powered rails.
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19:03 OH MY GOD I FINALLY UNDERSTOOD IT...
I CAN'T BELIVE I GOT RICK ROLLED BY SOME FUNKING CUBES
Nether ack
Emerald
Vine
Emerald
Redstone
Gold
Oak planks
Nether rak
Neather rak
(I forgot)
Gold
Iron
Vine
Emerald
Yellow Wool
Oak plank
U
U
Prismeruren
If you read it in a row it spells never gunna give you up
i don't get it
Those few techno references got me right in the heart
can you reply with timestamps because i'm not searching for them in a 2 HOUR VIDEO
Bro fr 😭 like I was half listening while drawing and I heard Techno blades name and perked up
Tru bruh they hit hard
@@ilikotsagareishvili9364no
this is a smart person.
4:23 i love the spider one, that's a good prank. Time to troll heheheheHEHEHE
Can we talk about how amazing Robin's Grunkle Stan voice is at 1:28:18
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The achievement percentages are for Bedrock Edition, where you only get achievements if you play in survival without cheats. The 33% of people only play creative (or servers, or with keepInventory (which counts as a cheat))
ngl i would watch the emkay crew play minecraft with the simple voice chat and a few other thing. id think its be funny to watch and see what they build
YES I NEED THIS IN MY LIFE
this right here oh my GOD
The back you learn something to do every day is really true. I didn’t know there was a new secret room in the desert temple. I just got Minecraft. I need to check that out now.
The way Robbin pronounces Grain as gree-arn kills me-
this is sarcasn right?
@@niilaw no
grian is supposed to be pronounced gree-an
@@niilaw yeah, Ik, be robin says it “gree arn” and exaggerates the r
@@RAJF24mk
1:40 CLICKCLICKCLICK
"Baby ghast exists, now what" Me: poke the soft spot on it's head
yes
It's whole head is the soft spot
I want the “feed the machine” mob vote thing to happen again, but this time it would work
In the Dogé one, I like how Dinnerbone is literally the buff Dogé, but upside down!
When people say they got Minecraft for $10:
What if I told you it could be free
For the achievement one at 0:52 , I thought the people would like to know there's an achievement in Borderlands 3 called Florida Man obtained by blowing yourself up with your own grenade.
9:55 hi im here
10:20 fun fact, in the files of older Minecraft versions, this pointerless compass is what it looked like in items.png
14:40 one rod means infinite rods. Mine log, turn log into 4 wood, 4 wood into 8 sticks. One rod into 2 powder. 2 powder and 2 stick into 2 sticks I don’t think I need to keep going
You guys should do r/distressingmemes, the subreddit's title explains it all
Most of it is too not-kid-friendly to have on the channel tho :/
r/distressingmemes users when they get schizophrenia _(it was nothing like the memes)_
56:57 the correct answer is the the 3 railway engines! Also if you do every impression, you are a legend. The grunkle Stan impression was the most believable. I had to replay it 3 times to see if it was the real actor or you.
Old thing I used to do in Minecraft was make sand and gravel unable to fall.
Worked like a charm!
I miss this, it was so useful
1:36 GEOMETRY DASH MENTIONED IN A MINECRAFT MEMES VIDEO?!?!?!?!
Incredible how this man can never notice the same meme being in here four times, and react to every one like he's never seen them before.
It’s not one person, this is a compilation of a bunch of episodes, it’s a lot of different people, Damien, Jack, Robin, Lexi. (Note, not all of these people were in this compilation)
I understand your confusion, their voices are oddly similar
this is multiple different narrators
What would you rather have?:
Sniffer: Seeds, flowers,... Ok
Rascal: Play hide and seek and you'll get a enchanted Pickaxe!
Tuff Golem: I'll hold that for you!
i would have rather gotten the tuff golem because they are cuter than the massive six legged grass tortoises and the goblin rogues
10:15 oh no if one witch hunt's another witch then grab your popcorn
1:40 I did not expect to see Geometry Dash xD GG's Dolphy
40:38 - Everybody knows Ward is the best C418 disk.
9:58 what about "the lingering potion of the turtle master"
1:14 torch side method doesn't work anymore the caves are too big and twisty and interwoven
1:43:36 im picking the fire guy (phoenixSC) because he can code. this is assuming he is aloud to code
42:28 Why does robin think we are all flat earthers?
14:35 reasons that it’s false include
1 blaze rod = 2 powder
(If the crafting recipe existed)
2 powders + 2 sticks = 2 rods
2 rods = 4 powders and so on
15:51 It is. Chewtle and Drednaw are snappers, pretty much.
Aren't they based on snapping turtles?
@@MinTea14 IIRC, yes. Hence the comment that a snapping turtle is in Pokémon. I was on mobile, so I used "snapper" to shorten it.
《The death message; (Player) fell from a high place whilst trying to escape from herobrine.》The whole surver went in chaos..
😂😂😂
😅😅😅
1:28:20 I burst out laughing at the Stan impression, it's so perfect
8:23 it’s probably because a lot of players only play creative, have only made worlds with cheats on, or only play servers, all of which remove achievements from being unlocked
19:00 it says never gonna give you up
Edit: of course as soon as I type this and press play he tells the joke
It just happened to me to
I didn't even get to figure it out before it played the music, upsetting
Fun fact about minecraft: It used to be possible to CRAFT ENCHANTED GOLDEN APPLES, All it took was The same recipe as Golden apples, but instead of Gold Ingots, you used Gold BLOCKS, So A Apple in the center, surrounded on ALL sides by Golden Blocks in the crafting table
One thing to note, hardcore is really easy to cheat. If you die, all you need to do is go to spectator mod, open to Lan to enable cheats, and then change the game mode back to survival using cheats. If your death is really bullshit, most players won't even consider this actual cheating, but anything past that and people will judgmentally glare at you.
2:37 that's why terraris has a loyal fanbase, the creator plays their own game. They understand how the play experience is
6:33 Not true, actually. By this point a good player should know to grab some of that sweet loot from the Corruption or Crimson - having a Musket or the Undertaker is really helpful so early on. Also, speedrunners nowadays skip it all together and just use a funny statue head to get a Zenith pre-boss.
30:14 and those freakin laser snipers they call bows and arrows
I choked on my muffin when I heard this
The bedrock wither, the scarier one, has double the health of the Java wither, with other, extra attacks.
19:50 oh my god that sound 😭
0:29 thats the orginal bed color
4:10 clock, fastest tools in the game, pig protection, best food: golden carrots, piglin bartering
14:40 Infinite blaze rods here I come!
1:34:31 The weirdest thing about this is the Influx Waver, Arkhails, and Diamond Bunny all from Terraria.
9:22 - “I AM A WOMAN WHO OWNS FIVE OVENS!” 😂
30:01
Robin: ‘Gree-on’
Me: *YHS flashbacks*
Stop this is so real 😭
2:15 the allay is useless because it’s just a hopper that can only hold one item, and the copper golem is amazing
6:32 as someone who plays both, this is the best meme i’ve seen in a while.
7:57 A friend of mine fell in the end without anything, and apparently somehow punched the dragon to death with his fists without destroying a single end crystal
24:19 Tell me you've never played Skyblock without telling me you've never played Skyblock
1:28:55 Minecraft Wii U
Cool. I’m scared of your friend.
@puppythewingedwuskyshepered
@@Spearmint4 He says "Heh"
@@minecraftexpertstudios7368 cool. I don’t want to meet your friend because I’m scared of them. This isn’t a threat, I’m just very terrified of your friend.
4:10 we also have golden carrots (the best food item in the game), powered rail for farms and trasportation and lastly, pigling trading
why do kids say first what the hell
first reply
third reply
Fourth reply
stopping this chain in its tracks rn, no matter how much you try to fix this it will never be perfect again.
@@Fentlover1 fifth
6:31
You think you'll have a cloud or an aglet? No, this is master mode, where everything is made out of 65% more pain per pain
Remember, Instant respawn lets you respawn in hardcore
Q
Jack:"how much did you pay for Minecraft?"
Me:F R E E
Man, i remember when pocket edition had barely any redstone things, not even repeators.
The wither in bedrock is a literal monster to fight. It attacks faster, has a bigger explosion radius, wayyy more health, shoots more often, does 2 hearts more damage, and it doesn't get stuck underneath the end portal in the end.
Netherack
Emerald
Vine
Emerald
Redstone
Gold
Oak
Netherack
Netherack
Andesite
Gold
Iron
Vine
Emerald
Yellow
Oak
U
U
Prismarine
It's "N E V E R G O N N A G I V E Y O U U P"
59:32 SLIMECICLE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY EMKAY VIDEO
1:40 he doesnt know
He really needs to know…. Anyway imma DASH out
Omg idk why but i felt so annoyed by that
S T R A I G H T F L Y
44:21 The Wither has 600 Hearts in Bedrock but only 150 in Java, It moves so much more in bedrock, You can't just trap it in a cave and kill it easily, It will spawn 4 wither skeletons when it reaches to half of it's health. That's All I remember right now. I will update it if I remembered anything.
This channel truly mines us some diamond content here :D
16:07 I blame Jack for the sniffer winning and being absolutely useless
if blaze rods are [rods] and ender pearls are eggs, then is a blaze powder sperm and an eye of ender an embryo?
The ender pearl is an alien pearl
Fun fact: pearls form when something enters the clam's mouth
And the shulker is the closest to a clam in minecraft (hard shell with soft creature inside) AND every now and then an endermite (the thing that entered the clam/shulker's mouth) poppes out of the pearl
Yall talking about the silverfish objecting why they dont want sharks, but the polar bear can also be a candidate.
Only 10% Lexi? Unacceptable
Noo we love robin and lexi
solution for sharks: don't make them hostile mobs. make them neutral mobs like wolves or iron golems
I am happy to announce that, after a long time of saving up money, I can no longer relate to the "My Computer Bad" memes. And I wish you the best
2:00:18 was not expecting them in here, but that is a valid Edgeworth and Kay interaction 😂
wow bro watched this far
7:43 the jeb sheep
19:00 for those who don’t understand it’s the first letter of each block witch is never gonna give you up
I hate how people were trying to get the Glare added to minecraft like the next update wasn't gonna make hostile mobs only spawn in the darkest areas of caves, LETTING YOU KNOW WHERE THE MOBS WILL SPAWN
31:55 since Piglins don’t drop porkchops, I personally believe it’s from hunting hoglins
1:36 as a GD player, i can relate to this 👍
I came for the minecraft,
I stayed for the 1:40
A really easy thing i like to do in order not to get lost while caving is to always carry a notebook on me with all cordinates to important landmarks: Home, Cave, Village, Nether Portal, End Portal, etc. You can also make a seperate notebook for the Nether and the End, however i would strongly encourage having multiple copies of the same book incase you die and loss it.
7:23 those snapshots names sure are something💀