@James F Hence the "redpill" in quotes. I am well aware of its trivialisation and inability to attribute a single, central cause for decay. I would have used it unironically, but 4 years ago.
"Mr. Turkelston!" "My name is Turk." "Thats your first name." "You think my name is Turk Turkelston?" "AND THERE IS MRS TURKELSTON." 😂😂 That is Kelso on his peak
You missed "Who has two thumbs and doesn't give a crap. Bob Kelso. I thought we'd met?" And some I would have put in: "Ahhh DR. TURKLETON!" "Actually sir, it's just 'Turk'." "That's your FIRST name." "You think my name is... Turk Turkleton?" "AND MRS TURKLETON! The Turkletons! Heheheheh." And later "Hells bells son when I say the name 'Turkleton people laugh!" "Probably because that's not my name sir." "Not YET Turkleton. Not yet." And one of my random favorites: JD had been sprayed by a spray bottle in the crotch twice already by the janitor looking like he peed himself. This time he turns his butt towards the janitor in defense but the janitor sprays his butt anyways. "Who would find that funny?" Kelso walks in out of nowhere. "HAHAHA. Wet butt!"
I dont care the political/emotional climate. Dr. Kelso leaning down to Dr. Coxes toddler and calling his shirt gay and walking away with a smirk is hilarious
Why the hell do people put a Title at the beginning of the Video??????? All youtube Videos do have a Title that you read before you click the video. :/ Are you not thinking?????
Thing that always bugged me is they never crossed over the middle and scrubs. Imagine JD thinking Mike is the Janitor and keeps harassing him to try and prove it, only to find out Mike is the Janitors twin or something.
I always felt like cross overs damages the show by colliding incompatible universes for a cheap attention grabber and seems to be predominantly be done by bad performing shows that can't stand on their own anymore so I'm glad they didn't
@@tomlxyz Scrubs had been of the air, and the universes weren't incompatible. There are cross overs that works really well when it services both sets of characters.
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hes a killer meaaaaaaoooooooo dyiiiiiiiiiiiing are you that immature !?hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
40 million son. Do you know how many patients I had to ignore to get that score? PEOPLE DIED!
That line is S tier from conception to delivery.
“Well that’s ridiculous. People are bastard-coated bastards with bastard filling”
That 'shirt is gay' scene cracks me up! Love Kelso
Me too, I especially love how he walks away so pleased with himself.
PERFECTLY delivered line!
@jimrayner100 which is why we're glad it wasn't. There's a surprising amount of "redpills" in this show.
@jimrayner100 what? I was agreeing with you, are calling your own statement bullshit?
@James F Hence the "redpill" in quotes. I am well aware of its trivialisation and inability to attribute a single, central cause for decay. I would have used it unironically, but 4 years ago.
DAYUM TURKLEDOG
That's basically how my dad talks too.. lol
I just love how in season 8 Kelso is so good-natured and spontaneous.
Well, he can be. No responsibilities.
Isn't that after he retired?
I mean I’d be a bitter mean bitch if I had 100’s of peoples lives and jobs on my shoulders
That is cause he no longer has the responsibility of chief of medicine
_"Because I can"_ LOL.
GOD. I need an authoritative figure like that. I'd be amused all my life.
....I very much misread that as "I'd be aroused all my life."
And I mean, hey, no judging here.
Just definitely did a double take.
are you living in a boomer-free society ?
Kelso definitely the funniest on the show! I still laugh every time at the "that shirt you're wearing is gay" hahahaha
Best of all, he walks away so impressed with himself that he told off a 3 year old.
The good days back when groups of people were not crying over every insult.
I wish Jack would’ve said “So is your son!”
you got brinner, daaaaaaaammmmm turkledoggg
What about when he tells Barbie, "Bitches huh. What are you gonna do?" That part was funny as hell
"My muffin thinks you're crazy and she wants you to go!" Hahaha :D
What makes me giggle is that he imagines it as a she...
+Jason Zabbidou Muffins are all female. Didn't you know? :D
Han Solo ..........Can muffins get sex changes?
+Jason Zabbidou Good question but I'm not sure about this
Han Solo I think the general rule is if you can't change its sex it doesn't have one.
To me the slagathor moment kills me every time. Its by far my favorite Kelso moment
You got brinner?
DAAAAMMMNNNN TURKLEDOG!!!!!
I’ve never seen that one but made me spit my drink out
"What has two thumbs and doesn't give a crap"
Still my favourite Kelso running joke
Dr. Cox is the kind of jerk we want to be, Dr. Kelso is the kind of jerk we actually are.
I have it the other way around. When I grow up I wanna be just like Bob Kelso 😁
You sure not the other way round?
Dr Kelso: insults child
*walks away proudly*
Damn right i roasted s child
"Are my new boxers made of wool? Cause my weasel's getting heat stroke!"
The way he walks around like Pac-Man kills me.
2:17 for Daaayum Turkledawg replay button.
Kelso is the funniest character on a show full of funny characters. His delivery is frickin savage
Kelso's cat sounds are awesome 😻
"Mr. Turkelston!"
"My name is Turk."
"Thats your first name."
"You think my name is Turk Turkelston?"
"AND THERE IS MRS TURKELSTON."
😂😂 That is Kelso on his peak
I loved how Cox and Kelso became secret friends and every knew it
Except JD
0:40 Kelso always gives as good as he gets.
0:17 Hey champ, what has two thumbs and doesn't give a crap? Bob Kelso, how you doing?
Best character
2:53 has me crying laughing
You missed "Who has two thumbs and doesn't give a crap. Bob Kelso. I thought we'd met?"
And some I would have put in:
"Ahhh DR. TURKLETON!"
"Actually sir, it's just 'Turk'."
"That's your FIRST name."
"You think my name is... Turk Turkleton?"
"AND MRS TURKLETON! The Turkletons! Heheheheh."
And later
"Hells bells son when I say the name 'Turkleton people laugh!"
"Probably because that's not my name sir."
"Not YET Turkleton. Not yet."
And one of my random favorites:
JD had been sprayed by a spray bottle in the crotch twice already by the janitor looking like he peed himself. This time he turns his butt towards the janitor in defense but the janitor sprays his butt anyways.
"Who would find that funny?"
Kelso walks in out of nowhere.
"HAHAHA. Wet butt!"
"Sir, you think my name is Turk Turkleton?"
😁😁😁
I loved the storyline of Kelso and the Janitor being friends at night lol
2:04 is my goal in life hahahahaha
Dr Kelso being pacman and he pretending to be a painting is so fucking funny
Kelso imitaiting pacman is hilarious :D
That smile on Dr. Kelso’s face right after insulting a child was priceless.
Also, damn Turkledawg.
I miss Kelso so bad it hurts sometimes 😉
Dr Kelso is by far the funniest character on the show!!
Doctor bob kelso is hilarious!
I need more of Kelso!!! Moar!!!
You can never have enough Kelso or Cox
Paging Dr. Backbone to the Bajingo ward!
Damn Tedd! I want a cat fight!
That'll do
"Dr Dorian do you not realise that your nothing but a large pair of scrubs to me"
“MEOW”
Sir are you really that immature?
“meow”
bob?i can see you LOL
Daaammnn turkledawg 💀
2:17 "DAAYYUUM, Turkel-Dawg"
Lmfao 😂
"Why are you whistling Ted your life is pathetic"
1:59, I like how the guy in the mural has the same hair color as Kelso so for it split second it looks like he's standing in front of himself.
I dont care the political/emotional climate. Dr. Kelso leaning down to Dr. Coxes toddler and calling his shirt gay and walking away with a smirk is hilarious
You miss the episode where he only got his peace of mind sitting on a bench eating while outside of the hospital during lunch break.
It was more sentimental than funny. Plus, they can't put everything in a short video.
Mr Fultons Recovery?
Fulton... Recovery...
...anyone? Please anyone?! I can't be alone with this reference.
Booooaaaa that one is so bad.
jeova0sanctus0unus I try my best.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fulton_surface-to-air_recovery_system
Men overboard!
Ken jenkins who played dr. Kelso was also funny in air america and I remember he was in that show homefront
I don't often agree with peoples' best ofs, but you have some winners, my friend.
2:07 is he holding Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows?
Yes, yes he is. He also later drew glasses on Doug's face in permanent marker for spoiling part of it for him.
This man carried the last seasons of scrubs (s8 also the janitor)
I'm watching Scrubs while i watch these clips... haha
what has two thumbs a funny voice and still doesn't give a crap? Bob Kelso!! I added the funny voice to keep it fresh
Because I can!!!
1:18 So good
Daaaaaaamn TurkleDawg
1:48 LOL!!!
Kelso is the best character on the show
the inter highway lol so Bob Kelso
Dr. Kelso cheated on his wife the entire run of the show.
We know this.
Every person has flaws
Because I can lol
buga buga buga :D
Lol because I can
0:34 is fucking gold to me, I don't care what anyone says!
Missed 2
Nagger
You did 4 years at collage and 4 years at medical school so i can assume you are at least 8
"because I can"...wow
Mr Fultons Recovery? How the hell did I miss that joke?
Fulton’s recovery complete, that’s why you’re the best boss.
3:39 did dr. Kelso and dr. Cox actually agree on something ?
Need to have a video about my best bits! BEST BITS FIVE!
lol 0:38
This should would suck so bad if it was made today
i love DR kelso, hey by the way does anyone know any good TV comedy shows like scrubs
Watch Veronica Mars.
Modern Family is great
Nothing like Scrubs, no. Everything else sucks compared.
psych is funny and has a great friendship
Kelso was a texes ranger in last man standing with Bruce Willis
For god's sake you're 3 dimensional
Mr. Fulton's Recovery.
I want to believe that it's intentional.
Fulton’s recovery’s complete, return to base!
A Heroes season finale advertisement LOL
you missed donkey boy
Why the hell do people put a Title at the beginning of the Video???????
All youtube Videos do have a Title that you read before you click the video.
:/
Are you not thinking?????
hahahahahahahahha 2:15
They over did that “Free muffins for life” gag.
No.
@@yevgeniyaleshchenko849 Yes
You can never over do that
Funny voice? That's not how they translated it in German
Thing that always bugged me is they never crossed over the middle and scrubs. Imagine JD thinking Mike is the Janitor and keeps harassing him to try and prove it, only to find out Mike is the Janitors twin or something.
I always felt like cross overs damages the show by colliding incompatible universes for a cheap attention grabber and seems to be predominantly be done by bad performing shows that can't stand on their own anymore so I'm glad they didn't
@@tomlxyz Scrubs had been of the air, and the universes weren't incompatible. There are cross overs that works really well when it services both sets of characters.
@@webduelist These two shows are vastly different, different comedy styles, it wouldn't have worked.
maybe she should go..
No.
Enough is EEEnough!! ... where's the bit that Umberto Kelso plays guitar and sings de blues ... give it to me or I'll scrub myself to death.
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hes a killer meaaaaaaoooooooo dyiiiiiiiiiiiing are you that immature !?hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
man jd was terrible and would no friends or sex.
.........What? 😂
Once more in English please?
its was drunklish