31 Times Dr. Bob Kelso From "Scrubs" Had No Chill At All
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 18 มิ.ย. 2018
- What has two thumbs and doesn't give a crap?
Welcome to Next of Ken and in this episode, we're counting down 31 Times Dr. Bob Kelso From "Scrubs" Had No Chill At All. Dr. Bob Kelso is rude, shrill, sarcastic, but most of all, he's absolutely hysterical. In fact, his own sarcasm and cynicism may rival that of Dr. Cox's. However, despite his nonchalant and devil-may-care attitude, there's secretly a wonderful person inside of Kelso. It's just buried inside a bastard coated bastard with bastard filling.
What was your favorite Dr. Kelso quote or moment? Let us know in the comments below!
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Kelso: "40 million, son. Do you have any idea how many patients I had to ignore to get that high score? People died!"
Totally forgot about that one.. Deserved to be on the list
Lmfaooo 😹😹😹😹
What episode is that
I love that one!!!! That should have definitely been on the list!
I completely forgot about that one :D Genius!
Scrubs had everything, comedy, drama, sadness and moments that really made you think about yourself. It really was lightning in a bottle.
Beautifully put Tilen.
Made me wanna do medicine
But it became annoying that every episode had the exact same template with the end being something deep and sad, I wish they did that from time to time but not in every single episode... edit, ugh even this video has the end
@@yarpyarp5647 I dont know man I liked that I learned a lot from that show. Re-watched it probably 5-6 times. Each time since ive developed as a person and my opinions change my leaning from the show too changes. Im actually due a re-watch sometime haven't re-watched in 1-2 years.
Same thing with M.A.S.H, it has a bit of everything and they were never afraid to try something new
"Life is scary, get used to it" This is a lesson that more people should learn.
Bob Kelso is honestly one of the few characters that you initally don't like but the more seasons you watch the more you start to like him and by the end he became one of my favorite characters. He had really amazing character progression.
EVeErSs Agreed. He’s my 2nd favorite behind Cox.
I think Cox summed it up in S8, when he said “I always sensed you were burdened by the job and that wasn’t necessarily who you were as a person.”
He was the C.O.M, he had to be the bad guy, but he always had a heart. After he retired, he took on more of a mentor role.
Cox was right about him.
Nah he was cool but get too soft in the late seasons
Props to the show runners for not making Kelso a standard issue one note sitcom heel. Also I was always happy for Ken Jenkins who after a career of getting typecast as mean authority types finally got a role that he could develop into a character with some depth over the seasons.
The prime example of a glorious bastard.
And a helluva guitar player.
"people are bastard-coated bastards with bastard filling" is one of my favorite quotes ever.
Came here hoping that line was included 😄
“Then out of fairness to the others you will be Slagathor. Daves, Debbies, Slagathor I will be in my office. If you need anything feel free to bother Dorian.”
fun fact: at the end of the episode the actress was actually credited as "slagathor"
*Kelso staring at the muffin display*
"One blueberry, please"
*immediately chucks it in the trash*
"Because i can"
“Bob Kelso... 10 inches”
Shit had me rolling
The baguette line dropped me
“Sweet dancing Jehovah, I’ve punctured my brain!”.
Literally couldn’t stop laughing 😂
Me too...am rolling
Wow the name of god :)
I say that whenever I put my earbuds in and don't know the sound is super loud.
Just the image of a jehovas witness dancing 🤣🤣
6:35 Kelso: "Well that's obsurd, people are bastard coated bastards with bastard filling."
Me: "Somebody make this a t-shirt!"
I think there is actually T-shirt like that.
Dam strait there bastards!
I like to imagine that Bob Kelso and his wife are actually great together, and they just like to mess with people.
They were most likely great together, then she ended up in a wheelchair and grow apart some. He still does love her as he confessed in a episode hence why he does not divorce her. Bob kelso is a bastard but he is also complex as he is seen to have a softer side, which is why a lot of perry tricks to get patients help works as bob kelso looked the other way in some cases. In the later seasons they run around the country in a RV together.
He did love her...in later episodes (in a season that we pretend doesnt exist with reason) he reveals hes unable to be alone in his house, and when he is he doesnt bring his whores there because he doesnt want to have affairs with women in the same bed he and Enid shared.
Bob is a cruel bastard, but there is a reason to it all and he did love his wife.
Same as Dr Cox and Jordan.
@@dumac6557 I remember an episode where he said he married her for promotion or money.
But how did he end up with the STD than?
"The door is open sir."
"I know I just love doing that."
I like how innocently he said that.
Best scene in my opinion
“Nothing in this world that’s worth having comes easy” •Bob Kelso, Scrubs• When I graduated high school that was my quote
"Slagathor" Roflmao XD
on the flipside, he'll know who you are
I’ve loved that since I was a kid. I’m now 26 years old. It’ll never get old! 😂
3:42
"Today I want you to put on a nice dress because I'm gonna take you to dinner and I'm gonna start telling you all the things I haven't taken the time to say all these years ..... I love you too"
"That was beautiful sir!"
"Call my wife, tell her I won't be home tonight"
Best one yet!
Tonight*
Everyone says he was talking to his mistress. But i believe he was talking to his son
@@karasushinigami5852 are you dumb of just extra special
@@karasushinigami5852 i can see it
Kelso shunning Nina was a great one in series four, the malpractice attorney who him and Cox have a united hatred for. She states how the hospital can't refuse treatment on her dad, Cox calls over "Bob" and he walks past her and shoves a list into her midsection,
"The hospital can refuse surgery on a non-emergency patient, here's a list of places that can refer you, thanks for playing!"
No eye contact, cold as ice.
Bob Kelso is one of the most underrated characters in the story of television
Also great to add - “Are these boxers made of wool? ‘Cause my weasel’s gettin’ heatstroke!”
Dr Cox seems to be everyone's favourite, but honestly Kelso was the character I always wanted to see
Dr. Cox the one we needed
Dr. Kelso the one we wanted
JD the one we deserved
Kelso was used exactly the right amount, so his character was something we wanted more of!
Kelso is a state of mind!
"What has two thumbs and doesn't give a crap? 👍🏽Bob Kelso!👍🏽 How you doing?" 😂
damn i wanna like this but its at 69 Likes, bob would be proud
except Kelso doesn't have two left hands
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What has two thumbs and still doesn't give a crap? Bob Kelso i thought we'd met
“Is there one bathroom in this damn place that has toilet paper
Or do I have to start carrying around a basket of leaves?”
“Bob Kelso. 10 inches.” “It’s like a baguette” HOLY SHIT I’M WHEEZING
Sometimes I look at this old hospital I actually see the faces of all the patients I've lost
*short moment of contemplation*
*BOOGABOOGABOO!!!!*
L. Carter AHHH!
👻
When he farted and admitted to it 💀🤣🤣🤣
I do that on elevators to people I don't know
Scrubs is one of my favorite sitcoms.
It's my favourite show ever
"Sweet dancing Jehovah, I've punctured my brain" 😂😂😂😂
"Why that's absurd! People are bastard coated bastards with a creamy bastard filling" lol yep pretty much lol
Matilda Muller Exactly!
Perry vs Kelso is the best thing about this show
"Just look into your heart, and do whatever the hell makes you happy," is right up there with "I love you all... class dismissed."
"Well it's a very serious disease and I don't like you" is one of my favourite lines of his
“Bastard coated bastard with bastard filling” best line EVER
One of TV's greatest anti-heroes.
Kelso's best interactions are with Dr Cox
The Dark Derp Cox: “Go to hell Bob.”
Bob: “I didn’t even say anything.”
Cox is my favorite, Kelso my 2nd. These 2 together are orgasmic.
Kelso drops a few serious truth bombs during the show like number 1 and 2. I actually live by them.
Slagathor 😂
Less here, if your name is Debbie, keep your mouth shut.
"Life is scary, get used to it." LOVE IT!
aslo using Bob-o Style for now on.
I really thought it was going to be
3. What has two thumbs and doesn’t give a crap?
2. What has two thumbs and still doesn’t give a crap?
1. What has two thumbs, a funny voice, and still doesn’t give a crap?
The 2nd one is followed by " i thought we'd met?"
Those 3 sentences describe the pure essence of BOB KELSO!^^
Dr Bob is the person we want to be. A person who says and does whatever they want and not caring what anyone thinks.
Sir, do you think my name is Turk Turkleton?
uwsecon The Turkletons!
Cloud Strife Turkleton, I don’t know why you’re chiming in
"Hah! You nagger!"
Lmao
What'd you call him you punk ass?
Major Stan Marsh vibes
@@carlyedwards1422 A Nagger?
@@BigT75993 aight we cool
Dr. Kelso is what happens when you take a normal medical professional, drop him in the Scrubsverse, realizes he's in a sitcom, and stops giving a single fuck. It's excellent.
My favorite thing Kelso ever did was when he was bitching about someone beating his Pacman score and he said something along the lines of, "Do you have any idea what I had to do to get that score? PEOPLE DIED."
That always just cracked me up. :)
Didn’t it end up that the Janitor did something to the Pac Man game?
scrubs is still so relevant
3:38 because I can .. 😂
"Slagathor"
''Scrubs'' was classic comedy, no laugh track, no PC bullshit, just pure comic gold.
And now they're deleting episodes for having blackface.
@@rgderen88 . . . god damn it.
2 of my favorite quotes of Dr. Bob Kelso " Nothing in this world worth having comes easy. Now get up off your keister and do the work." 2nd favorite quote "To hell with what everyone else thinks. Look into your heart and do what makes you happy." Thank you Dr. Bob Kelso. Wow, that was creepy how you ended the clip with the 2 best quotes. I typed in the comment before finishing watching the entire clip. Laughed all the way through. Thank you for posting this.
"Bob kelso.... 10 inches"
Honestly #1 hit me like a train at full speed. At the end of the day, he's a genuinely good guy.
"Oh for God's sake, you're 3 dimensional" what a line 😂
“This gabfest is just delicious” 😂🤣 oh, my side
bitches, huh? whatcha gonna do?
hated when netflix took it away. the dvds are $$$.
C. ladimore it went over to Hulu, along with a number of shows Netflix dropped.
Damnit Netflix you should've let SCRUBS keep being on well Netflix for like ever.
Still available on Amazon Prime.
A couple of years ago at a car boot sale a dude was selling every season of scrubs including the new bad one for £8. I offered him 9 and he said naa dude its 8 and I said I'm going to pay you not to force me to take season 9
MAKE A SUDDEN MOVE!
bradwolf07 (Baxter starts barking in the background)
"Sweet dancing Jehovah! I punctured my brain!"
Kelso got more and more funny throughout the seasons! He’s the best by far!
Kelso and Cox were the best characters on the show by far
💯
Turkelton's laugh will always bring a smile to my face.
Fire eater 9107 his name is Chris Turk. Kelso just calls him Turkleton
Fire eater 9107 You think my name is "Turk Turkleton"?
Listen,Turkelton. I'll call you Turkelton because your name is Turkelton, and even if it wasn't Turkelton, I would still call you Turkelton, Turkelton. You see, I like the name Turkelton, and so Turkelton you shall be. See?
Joe_z I think you're confused. His name is Turk Turkleton.
I'd love to be a manager and start a briefing by saying "listen up faces"
Back in the days where Scrubs is supposed to play.. you actually could do that. If you do that today you will have several problems :P
@@Y0G0FU oh you could still do it today, depends how well you get on with your team 😂
"Did you just assume I have a FACE?!"
“Hello! My name is Bob and I like whores!” beats it
7 times have I watched this show, yet I still laughed until I teared up watching this😂😂😂
Dr. Kelso the man you wanted to hate. But the father you never knew you needed.
lmao, totally forgot about "slagathor"
I love bob Kelso, the growth of his character was great
There's actually some really good life advice in this video
"Slagathor" took too, in a later season we can hear another internet call her "slaggy"!
I miss scrubs, Sunday morning TV and crashing on the sofa.
Every time Perry Cox went off on Hugh Jackman 🏅
4:58 "The category is "People who annoy you"
He is by far the BEST character on Scrubs
Jack, a literal child: “your skin is wrinkly”
Kelso, not giving a fuck: “well that shirt you’re wearing is gay😃”
Did anyone else see Kelso carrying a copy of Harry Potter 7 in #14?
Andrés Iglesias-Thomé he was reading it through the episode
1:44 Sarah Chalke is just a gorgeous woman.
#17 is one of my favourite moments in the entire show. It always gets a laugh out of me.
"Who has two thumbs and doesn't give a crap ? Bob Kelso, how you doin' ?"
I use that on a semi-regular basis at work to mess with my colleagues hehe
Kelso vs. House - RAP BATTLE!
Doctor Psycho Bob Kelso is just funny to watch in a twisted sort of way.
#2 &1 just too perfect! The delivery of the lines aswell!
I'd have added the one where Bob says to Cox: "Perry ! Hi, how are you, etcetera. The wife & I are taking out a new insurance policy and I need a physical !" xD xD xD
That one gets me every time !
“Bob… the day I willingly cradle your dusty old twig and berries and get a whiff of your chronic halitosis while you turn your head and cough is the day you see me on the roof saying I Believe I Can Fly!!”
Nothing in this world that's worth having comes easy ... kudos to writers and of course uncle kelso
Kelso was pretty much an older even more abrasive version of Dr Cox. Deep down he did care, and he was actually very smart, he just didn't give a damn about being liked.
3:28 bitches huh...... hahaha
I qualified in 1998. I’m already been through my Cox Era to now settle into my Kelso epoch
Dr. Bob Kelso. My favourite character in Scrubs. And a character in my top ten favourite characters of all time.
Call my wife and tell her I won't be home tonight.
He and elliot are my favourite of the show
It’s like a baguette!
Can you do the best singing moments from Ted and his Peons?
Peons assemble.
Peons disperse.
Number 6 is prob one of my fave scrubs moments ever. I will uncontrollably giggle every time!
Notice how many of these are post-retirement
I actually just finished watching the last episode of scrubs right before you uploaded this
Shaydee Jeff the ninth season sucked,amirite
Oh yeah. I didn't even finish episode 2
i like to pretend the show ended at season seven honestly as 8th season is when they started changing too much shit
eight was ok. but nine should've been presented as spin-off rather than continuation
The 8th season is the true finale. Even the cast pretends that season 9 doesn't exist.
thanks, Next of Ken!
He was one of my favorite characters,.no bs, and no candy coat ....just raw. Hilarious
One of my favorite TV characters of all time
5:06 seemed pretty real, actually.
Bob Kelso the 2nd best written character on cinema
"Turkleton I have no idea why you're chiming in..."
Aaaaaaaaaaand I'm dead
Being an adult is realising that you relate to Cox and Kelso so fucking much
I wanna see how Kelso handles the "Daves, Debbies, Slagathor" situation today. Imagine all the triggers
Who has two thumbs and wouldn’t give a crap?
@@ucimobile0468 Bob Kelso. How ya doing?
Stomach flu has hit our household, watching this in the bathroom while waiting for the inevitable, ty for the distraction, cheers
i love how both Dr Cox and JD were like WTF hahaha