I like to think it boosts morale among my men Does that really work? I think the results speak for themselves (Groaning) Why is he our leader? Let’s recall him! 🤣 I fucking love how they managed to turn a one-episode plot device who’s only purpose in life was to die, forcing Kirito to reveal his Unique Skill into a fully fledged side-character with his own unique identity and semi-endearing personality quirks 🤣
Bubblemunky is a fucking treasure of a human being 🤣 her profanity filtered rant to Sugou is possibly my favourite thing to ever come out of her mouth 🤣
Hopefully we won't have to sacrifice a small child every time we need to have a talk like this, otherwise, buying the orphanage may not have been a terrible investment
“Boss always on your case? Girlfriend won’t stop nagging you? Did that fuckstick Tiffany sell you a bullshit dagger that broke almost immediately despite the fact you spent half your goddamn col on it? Have you considered… *Murder?*”
Just that segment.@@lightning_knight3636 Friend: Gosh i really hate my neighbor. they are such an a-hole! Me:(soundboard) "Have you considered, Murder?"
mine is no language has a word for how little i care, a supercomputer calculating for 1000 years would not even begin to approach the number of fucks i do not give
@@iaxacs3801 What I like about that theory is just that he runs with it even into the real world when he's chatting with Kirito, he's just like, "Yeah, I respond to that name, now, too, what of it??"
Honestly? No! I’m just making a big deal out of minor inconvenience, because I need to vent about the multi-headed DICK HYDRA that is now my LIFE, and I know that you’re a good enough person to take it in stride!!! 🤣🤣🤣 same Kirito, same. I fucking love this show 🤣
"You forgot to delete you friends list...? We've been planning this for SIX MONTHS, and you forgot to delete your FRIENDS LIST?" "I'm sorry, I kept having trouble with the menu!" "Are you kidding me? A child could figure it out!" *Kirito snickers* Asuna: "Shutty."
Wonderful list. However, it's missing my favorite line from Kirito: "Kid, no language on Earth has a word for how little I care. A quantum super-computer calculating for a thousand years could not even approach the number of f*cks I do not give. The friggin heat-death of the universe could not-"
Up, up, up, cool your jets there Skippy. There’s more to it than that. First of all the item won’t work 3 days after death, and since you just spent the last SEVEN hours making me consider the pros and cons of a lobotomy via soup spoon, I’d say you got your work cut out for you 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I believe i made myself clear about my number of fucks, and willingness to give them 🤣 Izzy(Kiritos VA) is a fucking god among men with lines like that, I swear to Kirito 🤣
"A quantum super-computer calculating for a thousand years could not even approach the number of f*cks I do not give" is such an insanely verbose way of saying "I don't care" and I love it so much
Think my favorite has to be the "There's no need to wonder where your god is. He's right here. And hes fresh out of mercy." The way he ends that is perfect.
That’s tied for first place for me with “A quantum super computer calculating for a thousand years could not even approach the number of fucks i do not give.”
"I didn't know this world had any magic, but look at you, turning women into trophies" That caught me off guard so hard I couldn't breathe for a little bit 😂
The best part of that line is the next bit though. Asuna finishes with "bit of misogynist alchemy right up in here." Misogynist alchemy lives rent free in my head
That’s an effective way to relay bad news actually. The joke of “there’s no good news” afterwards will definitely lighten the mood if only a little bit. Imma start using that from now on.
Most definitely! Now, when I rewatch the original series (which I do often) I almost expect to hear Abridged Kirito’s voice…. Yes, I love original SAO, especially Aincrad arc, but also LOVE abridged! Was so happy when ep. 17 was released! Looking forward to more! Can’t wait for Phantom Bullet sequence
@@tonyradford5577ain't gonna, judge you, as nostalgia and etc, but in civilized chats, saying that sao is good is a social suicide. You'll be eaten alive by everyone around you.
Definitely worth a rewatch. There's a lot of subtle humor I SOMEHOW missed in the first few rewatches lol. I think I've rewatches them every other year or so. If I ever put on SAO, it's background noise and I love Bryce Papenbrook but his voice just throws me off 😆😆
I once used the “you may call me Tiffany” intro word for word to introduce myself to my friends new friend over Xbox party, and do not regret it one bit
My personla favorite is : "Ya hear that, Asuna? "Meat Toboggan." Try gettin' THAT image out of your head. Gripping his entrails like the reins of Santa's sleigh, streaking through the fresh morning snow on a trail of bile and gore, as his eyes beg the same question as the horrified children in his wake: "Why...?"
@@zedover9000 I never expected my comment would have 198 likes but now that you mention it it would be cool if they met in a special just imagine the banter
“You mean would i slam a baby into another baby to test its durability, no thats not something i would typically do” that is my favourite quote from the abridged series 😂😂😂😂 6:18
@@Succulentquartera fan-made version of the show. Its the same storyline (given that they want to re-use the animation for the majority of the story) but change the caracther's personality to make it different. Usually its also shorter. As for this specific abridged series, it started as a parody, but now its just a better version of the original show
Ya. Technically it's a redub comedy. But do to the popularity of Yu-Gi-Oh abridged the name abridged such as a moniker for redubbing a show for comedic value... But the team that did SAO also put in actual plot and fixes a few annoying plot holes and gives Kirito a actual personality... Thus making it better than the og SAO in terms of story.
I mean, you probably look better than "Benjamin Button fucked an old catcher's mitt. Like 4 inches of face stretched over 12 inches of skull, like a moldy jack o'lantern some frat guy barfed in then smashed against his head, thinking it was a beer can and immediately regretted every life decision he ever made." To finish the story, "Enough! How dare you mock me in such a manner?!" "Well, how would you like me to mock you, then? I take requests."
"That sword was my baby! Would you do that? Would you do that to someone else's baby?!" *"You mean would I slam a baby into another baby to test its durability? No, that's not something I would typically do."*
What? It’s a turn of phrase. Has nothing to do with race. I’m SORRY, it’s just, you look like a very angry black man. Now you see that, THAT was racist 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I realised that kirito ACTUALLY did get his whole party killed, in most RPGs dungeons, quests, enemies, etc usually balance to the highest level in a party, so he essentially dragged them into a dungeon they were WAY underleved for, pretty much a death sentence
in mmo's, dungeons specifically have a set level range that won't scale any higher than the set parameters. So no kirito didn't get them killed, they got stat checked and suffered the consequences.
I love the exchange “I want half” “excuse me what?” “I did half the work i should get half the coat” “its not fabric i can cut in half its a bunch of ones and zeros” “fine then give me the ones” “FUCK YOU I WANT THE ONES” 😭😭😭😭
My favorite part this is when the voice actors for the Abridged series read chapter 16.5 on live stream to fund raise. They literally read what happens next. I think the stream is still up on their channel.
In the Christmas episode, "save the women and children!" "Yeah use them as shields!", "MY NAME IS KLEIN" and "if you need to jump, jump!" have been in my head DAILY for years. Outside of TH-cam, no one ever understands lol ETA- and omg how could I forget from episode 4: deep hero voice: "🌹 are you unharmed, milady?🌹" 😂😂😂
I honestly never expected Yui to have my favourite interactions, given her... unfortunately bland personality in canon... but I can't think of any lines that made me laugh more than these when I first heard them 🤣🤣🤣 - Go for the eyes Papa, that is their weak point! [distantly] THANK YOU SWEETIE! - Yay! Get them, Daddy! NO! Please don't get us, Daddy!
Still my favourite line is the smartest man alive - "Boss, this guy thought he was going up against Laughing Coffin and all he brought was himself and a little girl". Reminds me of the famous "We wont do it!" "I will." from the Witcher.
IMO both original and abridged are great and this is probably the best abridged series (yes even better than TFS and Little Kuribo) because no one really feels super offended here. This abridged series managed to make everyone laugh at the same time. Very creative with putting a twist on the protagonist too, not just making them dumb or whatever...
This series is so full of quotables, and I love all of them! But I think my favorite is "Aw, that's adorable, you think they're a threat! Tell you what, wait right here, the show's about to start; careful though, the first 3 rows are a 🎵 Splash Zone 🎵!"
"I just had to sit there and watch for months as you moved on without me. Letting your only child suffer in silence and isolation." *pouts* "Also, you ruined my joke." Kirito: *horrified stare* Viewers: *horrified stare*
"We don't know the meaning of the word surrender"
*"But we're willing to learn!"*
"My men do not even know the meaning of the word surrender."
"But we're willing to learn!"
@@olafgurke4699"Men surround it and hit it tell it dies"
I forgot about that line, its so good
I like to think it boosts morale among my men
Does that really work?
I think the results speak for themselves
(Groaning)
Why is he our leader? Let’s recall him!
🤣
I fucking love how they managed to turn a one-episode plot device who’s only purpose in life was to die, forcing Kirito to reveal his Unique Skill into a fully fledged side-character with his own unique identity and semi-endearing personality quirks 🤣
Me when it gets too busy at work:
*"Fuck you, I want the 1's"* really got me
Average divorce disputes be like
It's so nonsensical, and petty, and in character
It really shows just how compatible they are 😂
it got me when he said 'just open your menu' xD
"Keep it petty"
"Hit it till it dies" gets quoted by every gamer in existence
As a Monster Hunter player... yes
@@smithier2well we could group and uh, HIT IT TILL IT DIES
Ah yes, the RPG experience
@@smithier2 I am all down for hitting it til it dies. Also based MH gamer.
Me😂😂😂😂
"Oh no, mommy is fair game, go for the throat" nice show of love right there
My favorite is "there's just so much beauty in this world you know" from a crying-laughing Kirito when he discovers how Asuna talks to Tiffany.
"Mr Kettle, Mr Pot called. He said your blaaaa......."
@@Peace7904 "you got cotton in your ears?"
@@roidrannoc1691 "Here, T-fizzle. You take it."
"Ah. Handing the black guy a murder weapon. A tale as old as time"
every scene with tiffany is just pure gold
I quote this SO MUCH LMAOO
"I don't want your stinking blood on my hands."
"R...r-reaally?"
"No!" STAB
Literally my favorite line. The delivery of "No!" is so perfect
"R-really?"
"NooOO"
Bubblemunky is a fucking treasure of a human being 🤣 her profanity filtered rant to Sugou is possibly my favourite thing to ever come out of her mouth 🤣
You’re not Batman
I was asked to rate your comment. You got the highest score.
“Fuck you, I want the 1s” is perfect for SAO Kirito. Not in a million years would he have cared unless it deprives somebody else of what they want
Between the 1 and the 0 of course he want the 1. It's higher.
@crash-testproductions9341 no because in coding 00 is equalivent as 1 and 01 is 2. So it's literally because Asuna wanted it he said no
@@SuperSayianWarrior 00 is 0, 01 is 1, 10 is 2, lol
unless you meant indexing
Well.......and why he (or someone else) should care about what others want? If someone want 1st place he just should pute more effort than Kirito.
"WE'D LIKE TO BUY ONE CHILD PLEASEEE!"
"Why stop there, why not grab two!?!"
@@dackknight “heck, maybe they got a discount if we buy em in bulk!” 🤣
@@evman1094 "We would like to buy your orphanage!"
Hopefully we won't have to sacrifice a small child every time we need to have a talk like this, otherwise, buying the orphanage may not have been a terrible investment
If the only orphanage caretaker had said "Cash or credit?"
i put the "Have you considered, Murder?" on my Soundboard
and also "Go for the eyes papa!"
@@oddeofreq [distantly] THANK YOU SWEETIE! 🤣
“Boss always on your case? Girlfriend won’t stop nagging you? Did that fuckstick Tiffany sell you a bullshit dagger that broke almost immediately despite the fact you spent half your goddamn col on it? Have you considered… *Murder?*”
The whole thing or just that segment?
Just that segment.@@lightning_knight3636
Friend: Gosh i really hate my neighbor. they are such an a-hole!
Me:(soundboard) "Have you considered, Murder?"
My favourite is:
"How DARE you mock me in such a manner?"
"Well, how would you like me to mock you then? I take suggestions."
This. I wanna use this if someone *ever* has the misfortune to open this dialogue for me xD
"You look like Jeff Goldblum"
"That doesn't seem so bad"
"In 'The Fly'"
"Shut up and duel me!"
mine is Christ i need more berbin
Close, that was very close but it was requests, Not suggestions
"Well, how would you like me to mock you then, I take requests"
mine is no language has a word for how little i care, a supercomputer calculating for 1000 years would not even begin to approach the number of fucks i do not give
The second part of the Tiffany bit is what makes it so much better. "Shouldn't be, it's a woman's name" is a gem
"That's aauuuhh, a very masculine name"
"Shouldn't be, it's a woman's name"
"Yeah, I don't know how to speak to you"
It is a very good exchange.
@@gokbay3057..."Good! Then you can shut up and listen."
I still love the theory it was his wife's account and he got mega karmad for trying to play it before her
@@iaxacs3801 What I like about that theory is just that he runs with it even into the real world when he's chatting with Kirito, he's just like, "Yeah, I respond to that name, now, too, what of it??"
@@iaxacs3801in the light novel it’s revealed that it IS in fact his wife’s name and that he logged in to set up the game for her and got trapped
"YOU'RE WELCOME, I TREASURE OUR FRIENDSHIP" Always gets me 😂
Me too! One of my favorite rants in the whole show 🤣
i heard this as i saw your comment lol
Honestly? No! I’m just making a big deal out of minor inconvenience, because I need to vent about the multi-headed DICK HYDRA that is now my LIFE, and I know that you’re a good enough person to take it in stride!!! 🤣🤣🤣 same Kirito, same. I fucking love this show 🤣
Such aggressive wholesome positivity.
The delivery on that one was perfect.
“Go for the eyes papa that is their weak point”
Kirito “THANK YOU SWEETIE”
legit thought he responded with screeches this whole time
@@spaghetiman1936I mean, he is screeching those words
Isn't it sweetheart?
You forgot the "How did you know it wasn't a gost?"
Yoga pants girl.
Kirito: "Ah well you see, IM NOT AN IDIOT."
I hear ya, you could honestly take the entire film, cut it up in two minute pieces and have a video of the funniest shit you ever heard
"Well yep, that'd do it"
"You forgot to delete you friends list...? We've been planning this for SIX MONTHS, and you forgot to delete your FRIENDS LIST?"
"I'm sorry, I kept having trouble with the menu!"
"Are you kidding me? A child could figure it out!"
*Kirito snickers*
Asuna: "Shutty."
@@huntedperson3147”Shut up Kains! I thought it was clever…”
@@overdrivedrinker8284YOKO!!!
Wonderful list. However, it's missing my favorite line from Kirito: "Kid, no language on Earth has a word for how little I care. A quantum super-computer calculating for a thousand years could not even approach the number of f*cks I do not give. The friggin heat-death of the universe could not-"
Up, up, up, cool your jets there Skippy. There’s more to it than that. First of all the item won’t work 3 days after death, and since you just spent the last SEVEN hours making me consider the pros and cons of a lobotomy via soup spoon, I’d say you got your work cut out for you 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I believe i made myself clear about my number of fucks, and willingness to give them 🤣
Izzy(Kiritos VA) is a fucking god among men with lines like that, I swear to Kirito 🤣
"A quantum super-computer calculating for a thousand years could not even approach the number of f*cks I do not give" is such an insanely verbose way of saying "I don't care" and I love it so much
My favorite quote from everything ever
@@brandonhughes4076i am pretty sure that's just the HATE speech from I Have no Mouth and I Must Scream
@@thatboyakira4202 One of the best monologues in written history, love IHNMAIMS
Ngl, i unapologetically use the "multiply by cancer" line far more than i should in my day to day life.
Same, been using it for years lmao
Same. It's pure genius😂
Ahh cancer2
@@jarlathquinn2628 cancer squared.
Probably my second most quoted thing, next to "burn it burn it burn it" (devil is in a ment) which I quote on an hourly basis
Think my favorite has to be the "There's no need to wonder where your god is. He's right here. And hes fresh out of mercy." The way he ends that is perfect.
Whimpering cries
That’s tied for first place for me with
“A quantum super computer calculating for a thousand years could not even approach the number of fucks i do not give.”
@@RSorkin This was hella extra and it sent me seeing it the first time. Absolute gold.
Ouuu another one of your famous theories! Tell ya what, I’ll give you first shot. See how that goes!
Boss, I think this might be a trap…
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The whimpering afterwards nailed it for me lmao
"I didn't know this world had any magic, but look at you, turning women into trophies"
That caught me off guard so hard I couldn't breathe for a little bit 😂
The best part of that line is the next bit though. Asuna finishes with "bit of misogynist alchemy right up in here." Misogynist alchemy lives rent free in my head
"My first thought was: "why would a ghost use a teleport crystal?" My second thought was: "Oh Shit, window." SHIT!"
“The power of love is bullshit. The power of swords and violence? That’s where the money is”
Finally, a character I can relate to
"I will add your screams to my goshdarn spotify" is absolutely amazing
Kinda wish at some point they'd say something like "Curse you, chat filter!"
@@prodoofus327Hey, the ALO arc isn't over yet. 😂
alystor: i just got the best idea!🤣
"You put a knife in my face! I'd say this is an adequate amount of drama!"
"Just push the damn Button!"
"oh please, it's not like it's the first time I've done that."
"THAT DOESN'T MAKE IT BETTER!"
That "All Right!!!" after he says "my wife punches me during sex..." I'm dead...
Bro it's the "aight, that's what I'm talking about!" kind of "okay" and it makes it so much worse XD
The enthusiasm she has while saying it, while thinking "holy fuck... dude are you good?"
@@carna-9501 yeah she put some stank on it for sure.
So I'm not alone lol
Do you think she remembers being told that when she learns that's her brother?
I always quote "I have good news and bad news. The bad news is we're in debt to the mob! Also there's no good news"
The bandits are coming! Yea exactly
That’s an effective way to relay bad news actually. The joke of “there’s no good news” afterwards will definitely lighten the mood if only a little bit.
Imma start using that from now on.
“Sooo you gonna put your sword away?” “Shit you can see that?!” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
My favorite moment
💀💀💀
Ngl this scene was a mood
One of my personal favourites that lives rent free in my head is when Asuna says "At least I _pretend_ to care about people!"
Yeah- Wait "pretend"?
“Kirito that mans not wearing pants😭”
thats one of my favorites!
"at least the fish are still here for me [fish pleasuring noises]"
@@DyslecticAttackfrom hopefully a dead fish 😂
@@willmac1880 considering the noises it made in the episode, I highly doubt it was perished.
@@DyslecticAttackyeah
who else thinks the abridged version is better than the original? i almost feel like watching it again
Most definitely! Now, when I rewatch the original series (which I do often) I almost expect to hear Abridged Kirito’s voice…. Yes, I love original SAO, especially Aincrad arc, but also LOVE abridged! Was so happy when ep. 17 was released! Looking forward to more! Can’t wait for Phantom Bullet sequence
Ok so it's not just me
What do you mean almost?
@@tonyradford5577ain't gonna, judge you, as nostalgia and etc, but in civilized chats, saying that sao is good is a social suicide. You'll be eaten alive by everyone around you.
Definitely worth a rewatch. There's a lot of subtle humor I SOMEHOW missed in the first few rewatches lol. I think I've rewatches them every other year or so.
If I ever put on SAO, it's background noise and I love Bryce Papenbrook but his voice just throws me off 😆😆
"My Sandwich... It was so innocent"
Is a personal favorite of mine to quote
I quote this on a monthly basis, confuses the hell out of my parents who have yet to watch this masterpiece lol
@@bobthegamingtaco6073 get your parents to watch it bro, they are missing out on gods work
Shh! I must grieve.
We must save my family is so iconic he put the same clip twice
Gary!
@@nicholasholladay-elser7307 GARY?! Where?! I’ll kill him, I’ll fucking kill him!!!
Always remember to jump, JUMP!
@@MajorOutage It's not a good tutorial.
@@nicholasholladay-elser7307 Winners don't do drugs. Except steroids! In which case, take lot's of drugs!
“You will never be Batman!” Hits me in the feels every tome
Right in the kokoro, doesnt it?
That’s the easiest that comes to mind because it hits every time I heard it no matter how silly it sounds.
Kirito will never be Batman because Kirito is not me
I once used the “you may call me Tiffany” intro word for word to introduce myself to my friends new friend over Xbox party, and do not regret it one bit
I'm actually tempted to do it
So will I
@@The-Dragonborn1 do it
@@liampetersen3297 do it
why is english not my country's main languish i want to try that to
My personla favorite is : "Ya hear that, Asuna? "Meat Toboggan." Try gettin' THAT image out of your head. Gripping his entrails like the reins of Santa's sleigh, streaking through the fresh morning snow on a trail of bile and gore, as his eyes beg the same question as the horrified children in his wake: "Why...?"
OH GOD
Worked this into my DND game because I had to and it really made my players question my sanity
@@leafandrylyhaha lol sounds fun
@@leafandrylyhaha lol sounds fun
@@leafandryly why do you have such brilliant idea's, yet, your the only one that knows them
" he makes up for with decades of experience!"
"I'm 26"
The older i get the funnier this joke is while hurting more and more
I love when Gary teleports out while saying
We must save my family!
The look on his face and the way he says it cracks me up every time.
Kirito: "Oh impressive you can frighten players that slimes are intimidating".
Rimuru: "am I a joke to you".
Edit: terrifying
Dude, talk about a wicked hilarious crossover if abridged kirito ever met rimuru.
@@zedover9000 I never expected my comment would have 198 likes but now that you mention it it would be cool if they met in a special just imagine the banter
Yes
Yes.
“You mean would i slam a baby into another baby to test its durability, no thats not something i would typically do” that is my favourite quote from the abridged series 😂😂😂😂 6:18
What exactly is an abridged series.
@@Succulentquartera fan-made version of the show. Its the same storyline (given that they want to re-use the animation for the majority of the story) but change the caracther's personality to make it different. Usually its also shorter.
As for this specific abridged series, it started as a parody, but now its just a better version of the original show
which isnt that hard to do
Ya. Technically it's a redub comedy.
But do to the popularity of Yu-Gi-Oh abridged the name abridged such as a moniker for redubbing a show for comedic value...
But the team that did SAO also put in actual plot and fixes a few annoying plot holes and gives Kirito a actual personality... Thus making it better than the og SAO in terms of story.
Kirito’s line “you’re not a member, you’re a fan boy!” Brings me great joy every time.
The way Yu says "also you ruined my joke" gets me every time. Its just so perfect
"its the deepest youll ever be in a woman"
jesus christ i had forgotten about that banger of a line
The best part is Kirito calling her out while having sex.
"I'm getting real tired of your first year psych student bullshit." Will always be a favorite
@@Aevum13th and then he proceeded to get utterly destroyed by the power of vengeance
aka asuna
"I'm 26."
Sh-t, I'm older than that guy.
I was thinking the same thing...
“Soooo!”
I am turning 26 next week....
I mean, you probably look better than "Benjamin Button fucked an old catcher's mitt. Like 4 inches of face stretched over 12 inches of skull, like a moldy jack o'lantern some frat guy barfed in then smashed against his head, thinking it was a beer can and immediately regretted every life decision he ever made."
To finish the story,
"Enough! How dare you mock me in such a manner?!"
"Well, how would you like me to mock you, then? I take requests."
🤣
Yui explaining irony is probably my most favorite scene 😆
"You want to take this outside kid?! I'll throw down with an 8 year old, I don't give a FUCK!!" - Honestly one of the best lines in anything.
@@Hydraclone8 minutes ago, cool
@@Hydraclone Touch her and I kill Thinker myself 🤬
I literally own a mike drop yui with the definition of irony shirt.
"I wish we had a tiny mic so she could drop it"
"That sword was my baby! Would you do that? Would you do that to someone else's baby?!"
*"You mean would I slam a baby into another baby to test its durability? No, that's not something I would typically do."*
For those of you wondering what Fluffals said, "Cats always land on their feet" 0:15-0:27
Omg it makes so much sense now. XD
Could be 9 lives too
You can speak cat
@@mr.psycho_the_nerd5790 That or he's just messing with us.
@@badroad1000knowing him it could very well be both
Out of all these amazing lines... " I WOULD LIKE TO BUY OEN CHILD PLEASE" is the most S tier of em all imo
MA'AM WE WOULD LIKE TO BUY YOUR ORPHANAGE
I read this as the line played.
"There's no need to wonder where your God is, cuz he's right here. And he's fresh out of mercy." Favorite saoa quote.
"Have you considered.... murder?" is my friends text tone and it gets them in trouble all the time
Asuna screaming angrily at Tiffany:
"Excuse Me?! Hi there, Mr Pot. Mr Kettle called! He says you're BLAAAAAaaaaa...aaa...ack." 😨
😂😂
What? It’s just a figure of speech..
What? It’s a turn of phrase. Has nothing to do with race.
I’m SORRY, it’s just, you look like a very angry black man.
Now you see that, THAT was racist
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@imHaiiiAsFuck "You just look like a very angry Black Man"
“Sorry it’s just… you seem like a very angry black man.”
“Ok see that? That was racist.”
I realised that kirito ACTUALLY did get his whole party killed, in most RPGs dungeons, quests, enemies, etc usually balance to the highest level in a party, so he essentially dragged them into a dungeon they were WAY underleved for, pretty much a death sentence
And that's how he learned how aggro works
in many (probably most) RPGs they don't balance, they are a fixed level or range.
in mmo's, dungeons specifically have a set level range that won't scale any higher than the set parameters. So no kirito didn't get them killed, they got stat checked and suffered the consequences.
And thats why mmos usually have a level cap for dungeons 😊
Doesn't anyone in this game know how agro works?? 😂😂😂
“My first thought was ‘why would a ghost need a teleport crystal?’. My second thought was, ‘Oh shit, Window.’”
One of my favorites
"Bad things aren't Funny when they happen to daddy... oh Mommy's fair game go for the throat" x)
4:58 Probably my favorite moment.
The distant, “THANK YOU SWEETIE!!”
still holds true
my favorite is: "A quantum supercomputer calculating for a thousand years could not even approach the number of fucks I do not give."
I use that one relatively often.
@@thenut7246should I use it soon or not
"WE MUST SAVE MY FAMILY!"
Gary......
@@ChemicalBad96 Excuse me, I have to say hi to an old friend. Won't be a minute.
Kirito better say that line in the next episode.
We must save my family!!
@@abdullahbintahir2297 hey Gary, remember me?
I love the exchange “I want half” “excuse me what?” “I did half the work i should get half the coat” “its not fabric i can cut in half its a bunch of ones and zeros” “fine then give me the ones” “FUCK YOU I WANT THE ONES” 😭😭😭😭
My favourite “see now there’s no reason to wonder where your god is cause he’s right here and he’s fresh out of mercy”
“You see, I equipped this awesome new mountaineering equipment called PANTS”
“What’s the dragon in that metaphor?”
“chlamydia”
Well damn
The delivery of the lines is really what sends me over the edge even all these years later.
Classic
I’m sorry but ep 9 I think is the one where asuna straight up says “so we doing this or what?” Has to be my fav
Followed by Kiritos tea kettle noises 😂
I know right every guys reaction when he sees his girlfriend undress for the first time, and he not expecting it, oh college those were the days
My favorite part this is when the voice actors for the Abridged series read chapter 16.5 on live stream to fund raise. They literally read what happens next. I think the stream is still up on their channel.
8:44 this is the best of all. kirito gets genuily angry when reminded he is,efectively,not batman
Kirito's VA shouted so much that his voice box was never the same...
I love the movie references between Kayaba and Kirito
“Go ahead. Make. My. Day.”
In the Christmas episode, "save the women and children!" "Yeah use them as shields!", "MY NAME IS KLEIN" and "if you need to jump, jump!" have been in my head DAILY for years. Outside of TH-cam, no one ever understands lol
ETA- and omg how could I forget from episode 4: deep hero voice: "🌹 are you unharmed, milady?🌹" 😂😂😂
"Winners don't do drugs. Unless it's steroids, in which case, use LOTS OF DRUGS!"
“W-what?”
“I said could you stop staring at me? It’s creepy!”
@@jadenfavor1288 my brother can imitate his voice and says this allll the time 😂
"Boss, a thought occurs. This guy thought he was going to fight Laughing Coffin and he still went in alone with a little girl."
My favorite quote is Asuna threatening fairy king what's his name. It always makes me happy
Same
I will add your screams to my gosh darn SPOTIFY and mount your head on a FUDGING PIKE
Kirito would be proud
Oberon
@@Jellybeanthecat743It rhymes with moron.
“Don’t you dare mock me that way!”
“Well, how would you like me to mock you? I take requests!”
The "I have to say hi to an old friend " is the best! Just watching him realize Gary is there is hilarious!
the delievery of "oh fk, window" somehow completely killed me😂
"My second thought was 'oh, shoot, window.'"
9:50 "shit you can see that!?" is the best line
I honestly never expected Yui to have my favourite interactions, given her... unfortunately bland personality in canon... but I can't think of any lines that made me laugh more than these when I first heard them 🤣🤣🤣
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Go for the eyes Papa, that is their weak point!
[distantly] THANK YOU SWEETIE!
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Yay! Get them, Daddy!
NO! Please don't get us, Daddy!
Bro I forgot about the second one, crying now XD
THE SECOND PART OF THAT IS GOLDEN DUDE
_Tiffany was the first thing I thought of when I read the title to this. I was not dissappointed._
7:45 went on to say that killing NPC is bad...
But then the PTSD kicked in.
I still love the little detail of everyone’s pupils shrinking when Kirito starts killing Gary where even they are freaked the hell out 😂
Everyone except Asuna. #Foreshadowing
When Gary said "We must save my family!" I almost cried
Chock on it chock on my vengeance, how dose it taste.
@@cooltiger2439 choke*
Still my favourite line is the smartest man
alive - "Boss, this guy thought he was going up against Laughing Coffin and all he brought was himself and a little girl".
Reminds me of the famous "We wont do it!" "I will." from the Witcher.
The parody is still better than the actual show.
Yeah I agree
The bar wasn't very high, but darn they olimpically surpassed it
This abridged series is the best as it elevates its series to a whole new level.
IMO both original and abridged are great and this is probably the best abridged series (yes even better than TFS and Little Kuribo) because no one really feels super offended here. This abridged series managed to make everyone laugh at the same time. Very creative with putting a twist on the protagonist too, not just making them dumb or whatever...
“My second thought was, oh sh$t window” sounded like something I’d hear a friend over headset say before dying in game. 😂 8:45
why do you have to be so right though..
7:04 I love how you can hear Asuna putting down the teacup
new hc that Asuna made up her mind to fuck him because he called her stupid and she wants to have the last word
8:40 one of the most hurtful things you can say to a man,right next to "You're too old to go on the bouncy castle"
Missing from this list: "FUCK ALL Y'ALL!!!"
"Go for the eyes, Papa, that is their weakpoint!"
"THANK YOU SWEETIE!!!"
1:34 I'VE MADE THIS QUOTE AND FORGOT WHERE IT WAS FROM AND SOMEONE GASLITE ME INTO THINKING I MADE IT UP
"My wife punches me during sex"
I-
I could see that.
3:07 yeah I will not lie this metaphor lives rent free in my mind for too long.😂
Did Gary ever have his family saved before the murder. 😂
Bold of you to assume that he had a family to save to begin with.
@@marcjehle2480 he wouldn't shut up about saving his family until Kirito went stabby stabby
Nah, otherwise he wouldn't keep saying the quest line ... or would he ? Who knows, with the coding of the game ...
@@marethyu_77gamer93 so his family is just gonna stay in peril thats cold
@@marethyu_77gamer93 have you met kayaba??? bro that guy made A BUG IN THE GAME THAT KILLED THE PLAYERS, A B U G.
"Maybe we can group up and uh hit it till it dies!" That is a quote I have been referencing for something like ten years now... God I'm old....
I've been referencing it for a long time
0:42 still one of the most scary promises i've ever heard
This series is a masterpiece
6:57 this is a great bit “Why are your pants still on? We doing this or what?🤷🏼♀️”
*scream of "What is happening and how!?"*
The Don Fluffles is probably my favorite part and am a little sad he was transported into the fantasy game. The grudge those to have is great.
This series is so full of quotables, and I love all of them! But I think my favorite is "Aw, that's adorable, you think they're a threat! Tell you what, wait right here, the show's about to start; careful though, the first 3 rows are a 🎵 Splash Zone 🎵!"
My favorite line is: “knowing him, it may very well be both.”
"I just had to sit there and watch for months as you moved on without me. Letting your only child suffer in silence and isolation."
*pouts*
"Also, you ruined my joke."
Kirito: *horrified stare*
Viewers: *horrified stare*
Close second favourite is Asuna's line about Heathcliff turning women into trophies without magic xD
I laughed instead
god: horrified stare
"Are you sure people are ok with me being over this late, it has kinda dubious implications"
"Why Are your pants still on?"
🤣
The captions are my favorite “Kirito squeals like a velociraptor”
4:42 I love this part Asuna is a gem
"why're your pants still on, we doin this or what?" FUCKING KILLED ME. I CHOKED ON MY WATER
"Cause he's right here, and he's fresh out of mercy." is such a RAW line.