"I CAN SEE THE FUTURE" "BULMA AND VEGETA HAVE A KID" "THE REAL BUU IS A CHILD" "CELL REACHES HIS PERFECT FORM" "GOTEN AND TRUNKS BECOME A GUY" "GOHAN IS THE STRONGEST IN THE UNIVERSE BUT STILL DOESNT DO CRAP"
the entire exchange between cell and triclops is basically what happens when you find that one guy who won't stop spamming the cheapest techniques in the game
"You punched me in the face." "You bit my tail." " *You punched me in the face!* " " *You bit my #@€&ing tail!* " "Yeah well I still haven't used my shirt! ...Does that mean I win?"
Chiaotzu: "died. yes. Jesus, we've literally all done it" Chichi: "I haven't" Chiaotzu: "give it some time you're hanging with the right crowd" That killed me LMAO
Bow Down To Me Bitches when this joke was made when in canon gohan is the strongest character in the show yet still doesn't end up doing anything. Because Goku Ex Machina.
*In cell saga* gohan was the strongest and beat cell and that was it. Goku is still the one that stopped him from destroying the planet *In majin buu saga* Gohan was the strongest and didn't even get to beat cell, good job toriyama *In DBS* When gohan starts training he'll probably surpass everyone and then be unable to fight for some reason cuz of bullshit
Vegeta : “ NO! Nappa it’s a trick! “ Nappa : “ But Vegeta tricks are for kids 😈. “ Vegeta : “ ......You know what Nappa catch it, catch it with your teeth! “
"Nnnaaaaaiiiiilll. What does he want." "he's asking how to use the dragon Balls sir!" "Did you tell him to work the shaft?" "Yes sir." *"Good work nail."*
OK I have the distinct impression that you’re going to be difficult Well, sir, if you’re having a problem with our customer support, you can call 1-800 eat a dick *WE DONT EVEN HAVE THOSE*
Guru: NAILLL TAKE HIS COAT Frieza: I don't have a coat Nail: He doesn't have a coat, sir, and I believe this is the man who killed our entire race Guru: NAILLL DON'T TAKE HIS COAT 😂😂😂😂
@@Zoroislostagaian As a representative of the dragon ball community we happily decline your offer to join and you can never watch another piece of dragon ball media again
"OH trust me! Theres more then one way to realize the legend." "I WANNA! I WANNA BE A SUPER SAYIEN! I WANNA! IWANNAIWANNAIWANNAIWANNA!" - Vegeta wanting to be SS.
cell saga is one of my favorites for quotes. all the squares make a circle triclops turning triangles into squares that bird has sharp hair... oh the list goes on and on.
XgGamergX dimt is a good team and a team of the team and we have a team of been a fan of our new team for a team that came the team to play for us and we are the amazing 😉 of our new team for team and we have a great 👍🏽 and a good team and I we have to a the game for he and the other game we could play be in our team hands own and we the play and the we are going for a good team tomorrow.
I remember watching these past my bed time sneaking the laptop in my room to watch these at night when they would drop and here I am a fully grown 27 y/o watching this in my bed before bed time minus the sneaking part lol something’s never change lol
“Minion 43, would you come in here for a second? *I need an example.* “ I honestly find it impressive that TFS made Frieza so cold with a line like that alone
Господи, я рад что моих знаний английского было достаточно чтоб понять каждую шутку и игру слов. Особенно запомнились моменты с Наппой, Денде и Пикколо. TFS, огромное вам спасибо
"Tien shows up and decides I'm going to turn triangles into squares"- Cell
*triclops
SuperJox *fuckin squares
All these Triangles makes a Square......all these Square makes a circle...
His Name is TENSHINHAN!!
lolol
"I CAN SEE THE FUTURE"
"BULMA AND VEGETA HAVE A KID"
"THE REAL BUU IS A CHILD"
"CELL REACHES HIS PERFECT FORM"
"GOTEN AND TRUNKS BECOME A GUY"
"GOHAN IS THE STRONGEST IN THE UNIVERSE BUT STILL DOESNT DO CRAP"
lol my fav part in this entire thing
when did they say that?
@@a.bouzii1960 yup
@@a.bouzii1960 8:53
@@dominic7524 Nice, thanks bro
@@dominic7524 MVP
the entire exchange between cell and triclops is basically what happens when you find that one guy who won't stop spamming the cheapest techniques in the game
true
Kyuubi 9841 ...Yeah
You know why people do that? It works.
Kyuubi 9841
Neo-Triple Punch.
I hate that😂😂😂
"You punched me in the face."
"You bit my tail."
" *You punched me in the face!* "
" *You bit my #@€&ing tail!* "
"Yeah well I still haven't used my shirt! ...Does that mean I win?"
yes. Yes! You win!!
@@temptedtepesh [Gasp] What'd I win?
XD
@@KasaiRayquaza Another Bath!
@@temptedtepesh ...But I'm not dirty- [drowning noises]
@@KasaiRayquaza just tell me when you need to come up for air-
“I’m Goku! I’m insane!… from Earth!”
😂😂😂
*Dying Vegeta*: He means....Saiyan.
Yes
'You don't know he's a super saiyan maybe he's a super human maybe you slackers aren't trying hard enough' fuckin lost it lmao
"says the non-super saiyan"
+Omar Charf
"oh so a mega saiyan, ultra saiyan, maximum over saiyan" lost my shit
What if Goku literally threw his shirt at Frieza.That would be the most hilarious & dumes't thing.
"F**K OFF, TRI-CLOPS!"
"why didn't you block that one"
"I thought you had it"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"
Rusher Gaming Lol yeah that was funny
I think it's less of a "NOOOOOO" and more of a "NAAWWOOOOO"
11:8
It's too funny
Goku: vegeta are you alright?
Vegeta: i have a fucking hole in my chest
Hahahaha im dead fr
LOL
DBZ: Abridged is canon.
I still can't believe it and I love it!!!
WHEN?! HOW?! WHY?! I HAVE SO MANY QUESTIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i doubt that but if that's true then prove it lol
I mean it technically is they are just changing the dub
Oh shit
Chiaotzu: "died. yes. Jesus, we've literally all done it"
Chichi: "I haven't"
Chiaotzu: "give it some time you're hanging with the right crowd"
That killed me LMAO
Chiaotzu predicted Chichi's death at the Majin Buu saga
Well, you weren't the only one killed here. The entire Z Squad did.
😅
“Last time he did this I found 5 corpses. He laughed when I said 5.”
I still don’t understand what Kami meant when he said that, does that mean there’s more corpses that Kami didn’t find???
@@nataliawashington872 me niether
@@nataliawashington872 That's exactly what he meant
@@DeosPraetorian is it a refrence to something or is that all there is too it.
@@rogelioloeralozano5985 that’s all there is to it
I love how gokus stupidity is slowly driving freiza insane
y e p
@@temptedtepesh Yepatitis G.
And quickly driving vegeta insane
Chiaotzu:Died! Yes! Jesus, we've all literally done it.
Chichi: I haven't!
Chiaotzu: Give it some time, you're hanging with the right crowd.
Taehyungs BlankFaceu lol it's funny cause she dies in the Buu saga
Tenebrarum Domini turning into candy doesn't count as dead...I think
Well she does die in the goku black arc
Robert Linse Well she gets turned to an egg and then crushed by Buu
Robert Linse she even appears in heaven in the anime
My favorite quote is and always will be "Triclops shows up and decides 'I'mma turn triangles into fucking squares'"
Whilst making their hands a circle 😭
@@ascrinkleyfellowhis hand's a triangle
I like it because it's fooling the fact that people often forgets the triangle it's mostly to point, the ray itself comes out from his arms too.
“Between you and the namekian I think I’ve lost my touch at genocide” 😂😂😂
I’ve always thought vegeta saying “I wanna” while smashing the ground was cannon this whole time 💀💀
It really should be, it fits his character so well.
Instead the canon version is being used on Tik Tok for the guys who are here to lift after their breakup saying “I don’t care anymore”
Lani nailed it perfectly
SAME LLOOL
And it be people like you that talk about the show and it’s writing 💀
"I am the Alpha and the Amiga"~ Goku for president
Dracon Bacon omega not amiga...
The Emerald Men Official dude it's a joke from TFS if you haven't notice
The Legendary Keyblade Master amiga is a Commodore computer, lol
Dracon Bacon omega*
Dracon Bacon
Omiga*
Krillin would be as powerful as Jiren is he had zenkai boosts
sad but so fucking true
Same with yamcha
Tien too?
Who daphuq is jiren?
u live under a rock raiden
"AHH No, my face! My precious modeling career!" -Napa 8/22/15
2/27/09*
@@DeosPraetorian it's been soo long 😞
The interaction between cell an tien after the Ki-ko-ho attack is just hilarious
"Yeah? Well you know what? Fuck power levels! Fuck Super Saiyans! And FUCK YOU! SHIIIIIIN...KIKOHOOOOOOO!!!!"
Fuck, that moment was BADASS.
GOHAN IS THE STRONGEST IN THE UNIVERSE YET STILL DOESN'T DO CRAAAP.
Bow Down To Me Bitches *woosh*
***** *woosh* is the sound of the joke going over your head xD
Bow Down To Me Bitches when this joke was made when in canon gohan is the strongest character in the show yet still doesn't end up doing anything. Because Goku Ex Machina.
*In cell saga*
gohan was the strongest and beat cell and that was it. Goku is still the one that stopped him from destroying the planet
*In majin buu saga*
Gohan was the strongest and didn't even get to beat cell, good job toriyama
*In DBS*
When gohan starts training he'll probably surpass everyone and then be unable to fight for some reason cuz of bullshit
Still can't DODGE
Vegeta:No nappa its a trick.
Nappa:Tricks are for kids.
Trix*
***** No. upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/9b/Old_Trix_Box.jpg
Sadly this video misses alot of Nappa's best moments
Donald Curry Jr he said Vegeta tricks are for kids
Yeah where tf is ghost nappa.
Guru: NAILLLL DID YOU TELL HIM TO WORK THE SHAFT
Nail: YES LORD GURU
Guru: GOOD WORK NAIL
😂😂😂😂
Lord Guru, Nappa, M Popo and Vegeta are the best characters of DbzA
We don't even have those
NAAAAAAAIL
@TheDangerNoodle I thought you lived off water how did he get so fat!?
You forgot freezer
I JUST REALIZED THE 2 1-UPS HE GOT FROM STABBING KRILLIN SAVED HIM FROM THE SPIRIT BOMB AND GOKU’S ENERGY BLAST
It’s details like this that make me love tfs, I’ve rewatched the series and I still find new details like this
Plot twist: jiren is actually an alternate universe krillin with zenkai boost
Never have I realized how Italian Vegeta looks with a mustache
Joseph _Gomes He is now Vegeta Montoya
#mustache
🤌
Vegeta : “ NO! Nappa it’s a trick! “
Nappa : “ But Vegeta tricks are for kids 😈. “
Vegeta : “ ......You know what Nappa catch it, catch it with your teeth! “
AtNvSNIP3D Nappa: Yay, like a dog
Laik a dogggey
Don’t you mean trix
REECOLA!!!
@Jaedyn Rosemond MY FACE!!! MY MODELING CAREER!!!
RIP DBZ ABRIDGED. WE WILL NEVER FORGET YOU
Id like but your at 69 sooo😂
It's been 5 years since the announcement huh? :(
There's the Buu Bits if you haven't checked those out yet.@@TheBluePhoenix008
@@TheBluePhoenix008Honestly in a world full of hollow sequels and dead-horse-beating, I’m glad it ended on such a high note.
It ain’t fucken dead
"Nnnaaaaaiiiiilll. What does he want."
"he's asking how to use the dragon Balls sir!"
"Did you tell him to work the shaft?"
"Yes sir."
*"Good work nail."*
OK I have the distinct impression that you’re going to be difficult
Well, sir, if you’re having a problem with our customer support, you can call 1-800 eat a dick
*WE DONT EVEN HAVE THOSE*
“We already we wished you once with the dragon balls it won’t work!”
“...wait wha”
😂😂
1up...1up...
Krillin STOP!!, You're making him stronger. .
Freezer: one down
Frieza: ALRIGHT WHO HAS THE BALLS?!!
The triangles into squares comment is so perfect with Cell's face. Lmfao
But vegeta... tricks are for kids
austin revo my brother and I always joke around by saying that to each other xD
austin revo
who fuck is Austin Reno
Austin Revo. sorry
You know what Nappa, catch it, catch it with your teeth
"I'm a green slug-man. There's no amount of affirmative action that could help get me a job." LMAO
TOP 3 GAGs:
1: Goku’s stupidity driving Freeza insane.
2: Nail & Kami inside Piccolo’s head.
3: Tien getting under Vegeta’s skin.
Tbh vegeta throwing a temper tantrum IS how he turned super Saiyan for the first time whej you think about it in the real show
That explanation was so ridiculous.
Basically "But I wanna be a Super Saiyan too!"
Kinda like how Broly's whole issue because of a babies cry
@@japanimerica8686no
Krillin stop you're making him stronger !!? XD
Primo Larius but he can't help it.
“Gohan is the Strongest in the Universe and still doesn’t do crap”
"Vegeta and Bulma have a child."
But still*
Nor dodges
"trunks and goten become a guy!"
Huh?
5:28 „did you try working the shaft“ i literally died at that moment 😂
Guru: NAILLL TAKE HIS COAT
Frieza: I don't have a coat
Nail: He doesn't have a coat, sir, and I believe this is the man who killed our entire race
Guru: NAILLL DON'T TAKE HIS COAT
😂😂😂😂
Thats what ive been looking for 🤣
I never knew Abridged was this good
I hope your joking its been shown for like 3 years now.
The whole show is freaking awesome!!
II JayX3 II try 5-6 years
Ogreckner Ryzaog actually about 10 years😂 and yet we're still in the cell saga still love them though
You have no idea it's the best.
The dodoria picture during solar flare LOL
CaliBoi glad I wasn't the only one to notice that
CaliBoi you noticed it too!
CaliBoi I noticed it too
There was also a Frieza one when he did it to Dodoria XD
Hahhahhahhahahahahah
"I am the bacon in the fridge" 😂
For all the people who cry out in hunger
I am the alpha and the amiga
@@zenkaiforms i am the darkness that flaps in the night
@@temptedtepesh i thought he said quacks
“I wanna! I wanna be a super saiyan! I wanna! I wanna! I WANNAAAA!”
"SERIOUSLY, WHAT THE F*CK IS NAMEK", their depiction of Dr. Gero is hilarious.
"Im so fucking high right now!" - Mr. Popo
2015
majora skyward can
.
"HE DEAD!!!" - Mr Popo
My favorite
I like this version so much better.
TFS Mr. Popo is quite frightening to say the least.
David Noël yep
Not really
@@Zoroislostagaian As a representative of the dragon ball community we happily decline your offer to join and you can never watch another piece of dragon ball media again
I am super kami guru and I am the guy not judging you on your appearance
I'll fight without my shirt.
I still haven't used my shirt.Does that mean I win?
@@Dragon55Slayor F: Yes
G: Oh Boy What Do I Get?
F: Another Bath!
This is probably the best person to say this, purely from the picture. ...meh, I've seen worse and other forms that could work.
"OH trust me! Theres more then one way to realize the legend."
"I WANNA! I WANNA BE A SUPER SAYIEN! I WANNA! IWANNAIWANNAIWANNAIWANNA!"
- Vegeta wanting to be SS.
“Pull-ups, sit-ups, and plenty of juice.”
I gotta admit, Vegeta asking if the Android can feel fear is pretty damn badass
cell saga is one of my favorites for quotes.
all the squares make a circle
triclops turning triangles into squares
that bird has sharp hair... oh the list goes on and on.
OHH GOODD, NATURAL LIGHTTTT -Guru
XgGamergX lmao 😂 😂😂🤣🤣🤣
XgGamergX dimt is a good team and a team of the team and we have a team of been a fan of our new team for a team that came the team to play for us and we are the amazing 😉 of our new team for team and we have a great 👍🏽 and a good team and I we have to a the game for he and the other game we could play be in our team hands own and we the play and the we are going for a good team tomorrow.
No, That's Super Kami Guru to you.
I COULDN,T STOP LAUGHING XD
I have that reaction when someone brings that disgusting excuse for beer to a meetup too.
Hahahahaha, I am the lightbulb in the dark. I am the terror that flaps in the night. Omg I'm dying.
nooch27
Flaps I think it said laughs.
I am the bacon in the refrigerator for the people that are hungry!!!!
The Arbiter Is A Doki Defender no it’s definitely flaps in the night. It’s a reference to Darkwing Duck.
I always thought he said "quacks in the night" XDDDD
Tien: WE ALREADY WISHED YOU BACK WE CANT DO IT TWICE!!
Choutzu: wait wha- * B O O M *
I swear my favorite in all of DBZA Vegeta: Why didn’t you block that one!? Goku: I thought you had it. Vegeta: Nooooo!!!!
"Last time that happened, I found five corpses on the lookout."
"He laughed when i said five."
I feel like out of the regular Z fighters
tiens shin kikoho and piccolo's hellzone grenade and masenko technique are dope
Xx_YeOleDon ofTheNight__xX - The tactical attacks have always been my favorite.
>Regular Z fighters
>Picks a sayain and a namekian
Greg Holden - He said Tien and Piccolo, do you think Tien is a Saiyan?
And why is picking them such an odd choice that it would prompt a comment?
Patrick nah fam what you smoking, tien himself said "Who knows maybe I'll be the next super saiyan"
this all a joke btw
Naillllll did you tell him to work the shaft!Lmao
Gohan “Did he just remember he could do that?”
Mr Popo “Your fathers an idiot”😂
"WTF IS NAMEK!" is probably the best joke in a series filled with incredible jokes. Dr. Gero is so confused about this entire series of events.
You pressed the goku button...
Ya shouldn't have did that
Andreas Mavropsis the line is did not done
Your Friendly Neighborhood Derp why not
Your Friendly Neighborhood Derp good name
Your Friendly Neighborhood Derp *Shouldn't've
Matthew Zumwalt it's ya shouldn't a did that
Nail! Don't take his coat.
Frieza planet 419 the spoiler planet.
They can see the future! xD
+Contestify i can the future oh no they see me XD
gohans the strongest in the universe, but still doesn't do crap
Goten and trunks become a guy!
I CAN SEE THE FUTURE.😂😂😂😂
19:44 one of the coolest moments paired with one of the coolest gaming soundtracks!
2:40 genuinely made me laugh. What a great twist on an overused meme!
It wasn't overused when it came out
"You are short and your hairline is receding."
"Ooh-hoo-hoo-hoo, scathing."
I love how the new frieza sounds EXACTLY like this..
Tien is so bad ass, underrated as fuck
"How durable is he?..How durable am I? Hmm, questions for later. "
Any normal person as Cell lol.
23:53 So I'm a hare's breath from perfection, and then triclops shows up and decides "I'm JuSt GoNnA tUrN tRiAnGlEs InTo FuCkIn SqUaReS" XD XD XD
Gohan: did he just remember he can do that?
Popo: your father's an idiot!!!!
😂😂😂😂
Ok what the hell am I sensing. Is that a namekian?. Is that me!?
OH FUCKING KILL ME!!
"Give it a rest, we've literally all done it."
"I haven't!"
"Give it time. You're hangin' with the right crowd."
“Gohan is the strongest in the universe but still doesn’t do anything.” 😂😂😂
King Cold: Frieza what did you do?!
Frieza: *DADDY NOT NOW*
Goku: "I'd ask if I could take one of your legs with me, but you're probably hungry too." LOL!
“And then gOku decides he can teleport, gonna look into THAT later”
Haha seeing KRILLINS count at 2 in the beginning like damn been a long time seein his count so low
His count is now even lower
It’s back to one now lol too bad that’s the end 🤧😭
You punched me in the face!
You bit my tail!
You PUNCHED me in the FACE!
YOU BIT MY F**CKING TAIL!!
GhostlyJay well I still havnt used my shirt does that mean I win?
I remember watching these past my bed time sneaking the laptop in my room to watch these at night when they would drop and here I am a fully grown 27 y/o watching this in my bed before bed time minus the sneaking part lol something’s never change lol
“Minion 43, would you come in here for a second? *I need an example.* “
I honestly find it impressive that TFS made Frieza so cold with a line like that alone
then I'll fight without my shirt!!!
Господи, я рад что моих знаний английского было достаточно чтоб понять каждую шутку и игру слов. Особенно запомнились моменты с Наппой, Денде и Пикколо. TFS, огромное вам спасибо
The episodes just keep getting better and better, I love it!
0:20 👴👴YOU HAVE ALL 💨 COME TO TRAIN IN MY LOOKOUT
"My name is Goku! I'm insane! From Earth!"
Gets me every single time 😂
This is so funny lets watch it one more time
5000 hours later
ONE MORE TIME
14:46
‘Should’ve added the “Hey monkey ! You forgot your pizza !” Frieza line; precious !!!
krillin: get ready for my distructo disc
piccolo:lame
lol pure savage piccolo😎
Nail:Err that is coming from Special beam canon
I just got cancer reading the word Savage with an emoji near it
PyralSprite I know right
17: seriously wtf is a Kami
Piccolo: it means God, now bow.
"And then Triclops shows up and decides 'I'm just gonna turn triangles into f--king squares!'"
19:11 Tien earned my respect as a character and will always be my favorite in both dragon ball and Z
Needs more Super Kami Guru! At least you included Tien vs. Cell, though. That was awesome.
Goku: It's just like Vegeta said
Freeza: No you fucking don't
“KISS MY ASS IM IMMORTAL” - Krillin
Doctor: You have 26 minutes before you die, what are your final wishes.
Patient: Opens TH-cam; The Best of Dragon Ball Z Abridged
Cant help but love how freiza absolutely is appalled by goku do to his stupidity. While cell and goku have a straight bromance.
This is wrong
Why?
CUS
DBZ ABRIDGED IS BEST IN ITS FULLEST
OTHERWISE POPO'S
PECKING ORDER
xddddddd
martin19746 true, u right
SSJ9K begs to differ.
Am I the only person who finds this hilarious in x2 speed?
Yes
SunnyBoy Yes.
Samuel Parsonage King Kai at 13:51 at x2 speed 😂😂😂
This time on Dragon Ball Z Kai Abridged
YES (he must never know)
Vegeta : u see freeza u ain't dealing with the average saiyan anymore.
Freeza: oh my god
Damn I’m gonna miss DBZA
Good thing it never gets old.
same
" Its 1006 kick his ass nappa" "I had the scouter upside down its over 9000" will forever be inplanted in my head whenever i rewatch the original 😂