This Worst Agent Ever
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 4 ก.ค. 2024
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Do you want me to pay your ransom?
Don't. He likes it.
Blink twice for yes
He looks like the kidnapper
His kidnappers are keeping him on the move
I feel like Zealand is on the run from Miles, filming in an undisclosed location
Hell yeah, hostage cam is back
Alfie Potts Harmer watching the first 3 minutes of this video with his fists clenched
This man has more backgrounds than videos. Some said it was impossible
I went to venus to get a bigger penus
That.... is so badass!
Zealand pretending to be a hostage so the wonder kids will feel bad and sign for his club
He doesn't have a club he actively supports in football and never has (not really anyways). Not even an MLS one.
Tho I think he nominally supported Sunderland as a kid for a short time for completely random reasons IIRC.
@@jamesbaurus5928I think he means in fm bud
@@jamesbaurus5928nah it's for his FM save
Zealand blink twice if you've been kidnapped
He did it, he blinked
he's the kidnapper
“Goes to youth academies and takes 150 sexy…” I was horrified for the next words to come out your mouth
Alfie from hitc7s put me on philogene, dude is a baller. Aston villa academy is really good
HITC Sevens is in shambles right now.
You need to check out Joshua Zirkzee's agent 😂😂😂
He literally said that he would not be influenced by his client's wishes in joining a club.
There’s a baseball agent that does OF on the side
It's time to come clean Z, which government agency are you trying to escape from.
Julian assange running from the law vibes
In a parallel universe. Fabrizio Romano: Jaden Philogene to Barça. Here We Go!
He should become an agent
This video so liveleak coded Z 😂😂😂
Something tells me that agent has been watching Better Call Saul
This guy is who I imagine that is representing HS basketball and football players during their recruiting
Zealand, breathe if you're being held hostage
I believe Aston Villa have first refusal as we sold him to Hull City under certain stipulations. I was surprised when we let him go a little. He had a very strong preseason. But I don’t think Unai fancied him. Don’t know if we’d even want him back. He’s a good player though, and will have a good career.
I’m not even a Villa fan, but I watched their preseason, and I’m not lying when I say he was their most impressive player and was also confused why they instantly sold him…he’s a quality player
@@jkjkISHIM Yeah he was great in preseason, he had a strong preseason the year prior and we loaned him. We have so much in his position group though. We got a good fee selling him to Hull. But I know there’s a first-refusal for us so we’ll see.
@@CoachJones15 Not sure its a first refusal, from what I understand Villa have a £15m buy back if theyre in the same division as Hull, and if other clubs make better offers, they would have to match that offer and it would have to be accepted by Hull (I.e. If Everton bid £25 mil, Vila would also have to) and then Phillogene would still be able to deliberate over contract offers
@@MP-yg7wq Yeah I wasn’t completely sure of all the details. But that is essentially what a first refusal is. But you’re right, it’s not just as simple as Villa get “dibs” on him no matter what 😂
@@CoachJones15fair enough! I think they do effectively get dibs on him if both clubs are in the same division though haha
This sounds like Saul Goodman type shit
If that Jose EnriQue DM is real, then maybe I should take a second look at all those emails from Nigerian princes in my spam folder.
Good Beard
he looked like he's in his evil lair..
Sports agents. What a scam. Glom onto someone famous, and demand money from them. It's insane.
Agents get players way more money and better contracts than the player could possibly negotiate on their own. If you think agents take too big a cut that's fair, but they provide a real and important service
@@ninjalectualx they don’t. The money is way too high for doing fuck all.
Just because you don't understand what they do doesn't mean they're doing nothing.
@@ninjalectualx imagine defending a agent
If agents are so bad, why can't you make a coherent criticism? Try attacking them without lying, it should be easy!
Hull City Zealandism? Am I in heaven?
That's what happens when you play too much FM: you ask real players to sack their agents
back to the ransom set-up ladies and gentlemen.
also football agents are WEIRD!
Hostage role playing again 💪😌
Good Moustache
Good comment
Love the asymmetry
He was a Villa academy player, Emery wanted to keep him in the squad the season just finished but he wanted first team football, reports saying Emery is desperate to bring him back this summer
Ronaldinho, Hull City legend 😂🤷♂
Z on the move again. Almost in Void territory.
I only know Jadon Philogene because in a few seasons in FM he becomes a very good high Championship/Lower Prem level player
the streets won’t forget Bebé
The sad part is that JPB is actually a really, really great player, lots of potential
Are you going to address the person who showed up in your last video 😂
If you watch a few HITC Sevens videos, you'll know of Jaden Philogene
Being a huge hull city fan we are gonna miss him 🐅
Yo, Z. If you're in Sweden, you popping over to Norway to see KFUM Oslo?
HITC Sevens hearing U say U don't watch A lot of Hull City: 😳
As a football agent myself. We all send transfermarkt and TH-cam highlight reel of players to sporting directors and coaches. This is what they ask us to do because it is an easy way to see career stats and see the gist of the player. I know it’s funny, but it’s just the way it is today😂
How are y'all so fast
I signed Jaden philogene last year in FM - that was the first time I’d heard of him. Now look at him!
OFC Men's Nations Cup
There's no way that's Jose Enrique 😂
Keeping the thumbnails in the 90s and the kidnapped camera setup. I’m not sure if you keep doing this on purpose but it’s def a choice..😂
Anytime I play fm24 and this guy is in a opposing team, he always scores or assist , so he is rated highly
7:40 so when Zealand is looking at teenagers all day it's fine. When some slimy agent does it suddenly it's "Brother, ewww"?
Marcus Pedersen(current Norwegian international) is signed on what was Mino Raiola's agency, the best of the best. So I got a feeling Enrique is just acting as middle man/third party agent which makes it even more embarrassing. He's the equivalent of a call center guy trying to sell bibles on the phone or in this case thru Instagram.
Shout out Peter Odemwingie
He should go to Palace to replace Olise
how are you changing your recording room every two videos 😭😭
Barcelona would absolutely buy Philogene for the right price.
Philogene is not my lover...
I’m surprised he wasn’t linked to Manchester United lol😂. Blink twice to send the a team 🫡
Dunking on Jose Enrique's 'poor English' is bad taste, Z
The accidental text on purpose.
that background would look better with some pink lights. just sayin'..
Zealandism hasn’t posted a vid in 9 hrs 😢😢😢
TBF zealand , jaden genuinly is probably the best player in championship
Zealand are you a hostage?
Philogene is a hot prospect in England
First off, finally Hull City get a mention on here. Secondly Philogene is a good player but man, he's selfish and seems to think he's gods gift after that goal. Hopefully someone takes him off us soon
Anyone watching Zealand for the first time ever via this video will be utterly confused by how there are 46.9K subscribers.. there's channels with only double-digit subs with better setups than this! 😅
This Worst Camera Ever
video taken with an iphone 4
I’ll pay your bond bro
did we get you relegated to Yabbe's basement with our comments??
First time I've heard of philogene? girl u talking to a hull city fan smh
Seriously? Todd Cantwell? Former Norwich player who now plays in the Scottish premier league? Barcelona aint going to be interested in him!
#FreePalestine = ❌️❌️❌️
#FreeZealand = ✅️✅️✅️
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There is little appreciation for what agents do. Dani Olmo agent Bara is a great example of one of best agents in the world.
Olmo agent every transfer windows: "Yeah sure Barça totally made an big offer for Olmo,give me more money if you want him to stay"
@@spidermarcel his next big wonderkid is Belinho. Look him up.
@@utvara1how do you even know about that guy
Agents don't do anything tf you on about
Why would I respect a leech?
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