Bizarre Last Words
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 13 ก.พ. 2022
- Throughout history, many notable figures have said all sorts of nonsensical things whether on their death bed or in the execution chamber. Here's a list of some of them.
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"Pistol Pete" Maravich also famously said in an interview in 1974:
“I don't want to play 10 years in the NBA and die of a heart attack at age 40.”
He then proceeded to play 10 years in the NBA and die of a heart attack at age 40.
He skipped a step and still reached the same result. Very inspirational
@@justpassingby298 Oh, I forgot, he did actually have a 10-year NBA career.
@@Muskoxing inspiration gone, he didn't skip any steps.
Well he said he didn't want to, not that he wasn't going to
Weird flex but ok
Can't believe you didn't mention Henrik Ibsen's last words. He was laying sick in bed and a visitor came in and asked the nurse about his health, she assured them that he was feeling better, to which he responded "On the contrary!" and promptly died
Man died to prove someone wrong
That's fuggin legendary!
Nurse: oh yeah he's doing fine
Henrik: actually *dies*
A comeback imbued with such immense power that the messenger could not mortally sustain it.
How to just fucking prove someone wrong
It’s worth noting French was said to be maniacally laughing at his own joke as he was electrocuted. So, real supervillain energy there
are we sure he's not still around?
Honestly... I would too
@@JohnDoe-on8gl But did they fry French alive? Yes.
@@LeeTheSecond lol
@@starbournehero771 yeah honestly same
Another one from Ancient Rome is Emperor Vespasian, whose last words were "Dear me, I think I'm becoming a god", right before shitting himself to death
God of dysentery
I don't know why, but I find it hilarious that he also was the inventor of public bathrooms.
well, on one hand, he probably meant 'i aint got too much longer bud' but poetically, given that it was common for emperors to be deified after death. on the other hand, it's so much funnier to think of this all-powerful guy going 'ohhh that half-pound of that delicious cheese is really fuckin me up... no regrets tho' and immediately pulling an elvis
I hope this is true.
I read this in tf2 engineers voice
"They couldn't hit an elephant at this distance"
-Last words of Gen. John Sedgwick before being shot in the face, 1864
They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist...
John forgot that he isn't an elephant
General Sedgewick later discovered that they could, in fact, hit an elephant at this distance.
"Well, John. You're not an elephant, they have a rifle, and you've got a funeral to attend."
😮
"A woman who can fart is not dead."
Well, someone didn't know about relaxing sphincters...
Relaxing Sphincters was a hard working man. He ran the Septic Sucking Service truck for the tiny town of Bung.
@@grecco_buckliano Relaxing Sphincters sounds like a pretty rad Ska band name!
@@grecco_buckliano I love you
Relaxing Sphincters sounds like a particularly shitty soft rock band.
@@frankm.2850 Well, if it's a hard rock band, then the lead guitarist need more fiber in his diet.
the fact that roahl dahl’s last words were “OW FUCK” killed me
Killed him too
Lul
It killed him too
I couldn't stop laughing for a solid 10 minutes.
What were your last words before it killed you
My grandfather's last words were: "One day you are gonna kill me with your bullshit, Elizabeth!" towards my grandmother's nagging while we were having New Year's dinner together. He then went to the toilet where he suffered a fatal stroke. Bit sad, but also quite funny in retrospect.
his own bullshit killed him
I have hurt my head from rage, and I have hurt my head using the bathroom.
Rageshitting being fatal is terrifying.
D:
Holy shit
This is pretty legendary stuff
Japanese inmates are never told their execution date. One guy was promptly taken to death row and they are allowed to say one last thing, usually something like 'long live the emperor' or something like that. This one convict's last words were 'i thought we were going to take a bath'
At least give the man his bath first
I think one of my favorites was Voltaire, French philosopher historian and author. When on his deathbed a priest urged him to renounce Satan, Voltaire looked up at him and went "Now now, this is not the time to be making enemies"
Chad moment
Truee
I have learned that this is probably not true
But sounds badass
I think he even said "..to be making *new* enemies," meaning that he and Satan are bros
Mel Blanc’s last words were, “I love you, Noel!” said in the voice of Yosemite Sam (Noel is his son who was at his bedside.)
Mel Blanc voiced Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck, Porky Pig, Yosemite Sam, Elmer Fudd, Tweety, Sylvester, Pepé Le Pew, Tasmanian Devil, Foghorn Leghorn, Speedy Gonzales, Marvin the Martian, and many more characters.
thats adorable i love mel. he always had great things to say about every director at wb
Crying
aww :(
“That’s all, folks”
@@unfadingtoast1 Wasn't that put on his gravestone?
I still unironically think the Spaghettios incident is super fucked up- like, regardless of how you feel on the death penalty, the least you could do before you kill a man is get his goddamn order right
Where was he McDonald's
@@beginnerletsplayer3486 Wrong KFC
@@astronautindisguise idk have you met old ladies? They can be bitches
Ma'am, this is a Wendy's.
@@Yoyoitsyoji next time anyone strangles you to death for being annoying remember this comment.
My impression of the early 20th century is that it was 60% horrible wars and 40% food based puns. Overall not a bad mix to have
Wonder what our generation will have
@@anbthree786 60 percent war
40 percent memes
Horrible? Try Great
@@Doktor_Lutscher Yeah WW2 was genuinely pretty fucking neat
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The best one from the Salem Witch Trials is Giles Corey, who was being “pressed” as a form of torture to force him to plea one way or the other. He refused to enter a plea because if he was tried and declared guilty his lands would be forfeit and his children would get no inheritance. He was slowly crushed under heavy boulders for nearly three whole days, during which he was asked three times what his plea was. All he replied was “More weight.”
Fellow man of culture 🥂
Another one from the Academy.
The grind much continue
Giles corey was a chad
@@gribberoni hey kids!
Some of my favourite last words are those of Thomas de Mahy, who was executed during the French Revolution. When he was shown his death warrant, he said: "I see that you have made three spelling mistakes."
*MINOR SPELLING MISTAKE, I WIN*
"*you're"
@@bayek8377 yrou’e*
*rou'ye
they executed him because they hated that he was right
Lytton Strachey's last words were very succinct and to the point:
"If this is dying, then I don't think much of it"
I mean, who does?
"Dying sucks, I want a refund"
"You call this dying?"
"Damn, I don't even get a pyramid made in my honour."
In the wise last words of Ulysses Grant, *"W A T E R"*
Holy shit that is life changing to hear someone please make posters of it.
H20
Hey look, even on your death bed you still need to be hydrated
He died of throat cancer
Dihydrogen monoxide
"They couldn't hit an elephant from this dist-"
- Union General John Sedgwick, right before his face promptly caught a slug from an enemy sniper
@Huggbees• Great way to get arrested for impersonation and scams.
This is something straight out of a TF2 shitpost
"I didnt get spaghetti o's i got spaghetti, i want the press to know this" is one of the pettiest thing ive read
*Based.
Last words of my uncle before he kicked the bucket: "hey how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"
The answer? Far enough to hit a bear.
Ooooooof
Him kicking the bucket was caused by him kicking a bucket
The scene must have been grizzly.
Love these comments, there's definitely a lot of good ones I missed. Probably gonna do a followup video on both this and last meals in the future.
Thanks chief.
Craziest prison sentences, maybe? I request the man with the longest one; Paul Geidel Jr. served from 1911-1980.
>Probably gonna do a follow-up video
Ah, I see you already have one recorded.
Have fun
You have bots impersonating you now, you're in the big leagues
I remember seeing an infographic that showed many president’s last words. There was Reagan, Teddy, all of them. Some of them were sweet, like “could you get me a glass of water, dear?”. Some were sad, like “I’m feeling unwell”. And THEN THEY HIT ME WITH
Richard Nixon: “Help.”
I’ve never been the same since.
Bots? For Huggbees? Christ, that's pathetic.
Why am I laughing at this though?
@@jessecompton7028 I mean I’ve been laughing about it for the past year
Milliard Fillmore said Good Soup
Nixon took a fat L
"And yet Jefferson lives."
Might be my favorite petty last words. Similar to the tag incident, really.
Founding Fathers John Adams and Thomas Jefferson had a great animosity during their terms in office over each other's policies and mindset. The rift eventually healed and they became friends again, but Adams, on his deathbed, said "And yet Jefferson lives." Unknown to Adams, though, Jefferson had died 5 hours earlier.
Didn’t they both die on July 4th too?
@@Enter54623 yep. It's such a bizarre coincidence on top of the quote that it almost seems impossible.
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So Adams gets to the afterlife and looks around and says "Tom, what're you doing here?"
@@elc1960 "dammit, he beat me here!"
"look, I'll show you, its not loaded" are last words that speak for themselves
Exactly
Having your last words being “OWWWW FUCK” is iconic
Especially after such an emotional and wholesome speech
@@JustPineappleMust have been an amazing eulogy story that can make people close to him laugh and cry simultaneously
My great grandmother died last April. According to her home nurse, her last words were “Well, I’m going to go now.” I don’t know of that was true but if it was that kind of haunts me.
Legend says her spirit can be seen in a chair, which she then gets out of and says "ight imma head out" it is also said she looks rather yellow and square
@@edgusmus7882 LMAO
She really said "I'm going to go now" like she was ending a phone call or somethin'
these replies are kinda disrespectful but this is too funny to me lmao
Me, awkwardly trying to leave a party 🤝 your grandma
"Well, I'm going to go now."
James French had a pretty interesting story regarding how he actually GOT in death row. He killed someone and begged to be killed, but the judge refused. So to get on death row, he strangled his cellmate to death. He was then put on death row.
Man desperately sacrificed his life and 2 other lives for that French Fries joke. Now that's true commitment
You forgot Mexican revolutionary Pancho Villa, who is claimed to have said "don't let me die like this, tell the people I said something". I think if true those must be the best last words ever. As a historic figure he felt the pressure of having to say something clever, badass or inspiring as his last words but when the moment came he was too busy fucking dying and couldn't come up with anything, so in desperation he asked his men with his last breath to make something up.
They had ONE job
Most important people's last words were made up after the fact
@@johnr797they were mexicans, probably just smoked a pound of tamarind and forgot what his quote meant
I'm proud to say that Huggbees has been kind enough to interview me on his next video. It's not true, but I'm proud to say it.
Maybe if we comment on this enough, we can get you an interview. For what reason, you may ask? I don't know. Seems fun.
get this man an interview
get billyyank they interview
Maybe you will or not
Aye for this
No matter how dark my days become I always look on to my grandfather's last words "is that a moose?".
That was so unexpected 😂 hope he went peacefully
@@Ethan_is_me go on peacefully, into the gentl *MOOS*
Context? Like was he looking at something?
Was he canadian
I feel like moose mangling would be a fitting end
@@spot67833 My guess is he found out how aggressive moose truly are...
For pure badass last words... I nominate Michel Ney.
Michel Ney was a French general and marshal in the time of Napoleon. Through 28 years of service, and near-constant war, he was one of France's most respected generals to his soldiers as well as the Emperor.
After Napoleon's final defeat in 1815, Ney lost the political fight to survive in France's new government, and was tried as a traitor.
His lawyer tried to get him off on the grounds that Ney was a native of the country of Prussia, which at the time of his birth, and the time of his trial, had not been controlled by France (all true), and that he therefore was not a French citizen and could not be tried for treason by France. Ney had none of this; he interrupted his lawyer to tell the court, "I am French, and I shall remain French!" He knowingly sabotaged his own defense.
On conviction, he accepted the firing squad on two conditions: That he NOT be given the traditional blindfold, and that he be allowed to GIVE THE ORDER TO FIRE. When the time came, he faced the line of soldiers and said, "Soldiers, when I give the command to fire, fire straight at my heart. Wait for the order. It will be my last to you. I protest against my condemnation. I have fought a hundred battles for France, and not one against her! Soldiers, FIRE!"
The resistance fighter Hannie Schaft screamed at her executioners in the firing line "Ik schiet beter" which translates to "I shoot better" done after the first shot of the line missed. She then got shot.
I remember there was one in the 1800's or something where some politician was dying and his last words were along the lines of, "At least Thomas Jefferson is still alive." He didn't know that Thomas Jefferson had already died hours earlier
John adams
@@starsandgalaxies1526 yeah, that's his name. Thank you
@@HoV326 you're welcome
Sounds like he knew something
John Adams' last words were "Thomas Jefferson survives."
Because John Adams and Thomas Jefferson hated eachother.
I like to believe the reflection of the screen on his sunglasses are actually his eyes and this gives me endless joy
He's been sitting too close to those damn screens!
ME TOO!! Glad to know I’m not alone.
You have now imparted that visceral joy to my brain as well. Thank you, and I mean that.
Thought I was the only one who thought the reflections on his glasses looked like actual eyes.
Glad I’m not the only one.
Saint Lawrence was executed in 258 by being roasted over a fire. His last words were "turn me over, I'm done on this side." He is now the patron saint of cooks. And my favourite ever person.
Cooks and comedians
Oscar Wilde’s last words where “My wallpaper and I are fighting a duel to the death. One or the other of us must go.” He was staying at L'Hotel in Paris (due to tragic circumstances of the past) and the exact same wallpaper is still there.
I can't believe you didn't use Oscar Wilde's last words. "Either these curtains go or I do!"
he went
Guess the curtains stayed.
Curtains > Oscar Wilde
As it turned out....he went
It’s actually “My wallpaper and I are fighting a duel to the death. One or the other of us must go.” He was staying at L'Hotel in Paris and the same wallpaper is still there.
"Can you imagine if you were a plumber and your last word was 'plumber?'"
Since most Pokemon only ever say their own species name, that's gonna be all of their last words.
Mudkip's last word was "mudkip!"
@Review TechUSA• no
"Goldeen goldeen goldeen goldeen gold- OW FUCK"
Please please please look up the pokemon Guzzlord Anime and let me know how that goes
"Honey, we have to put down Bubbles"
"Vaporeon"
「The veterinarian holds down the critter」
"Hold still, girl."
"Vapor- _OW, FUCK!_"
And then Bubbles left her mortal body.
My favorite last words was from Roman Emperor Vespasian. Who said "Vae, puto deus fio" or roughly translated to "I think I'm becoming a god". Then proply shit himself to death cause of severe diarrhea.
By that stage, they were all basically made gods after death. So all he was really saying was "yep I think I'm done for"
@@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 Nah bro he became the god of shit
Apotheosis via diarrhoea
My buddy's grandma died a couple weeks ago. Her last words were "whiskey sour", she had never drank once in her life. They spent like 2 hours trying to get a fucking whiskey sour for her, not knowing she died like 20 minutes after she said it.
That's some real "but grams, you're not a drinker?"
"It's not for me" badass energy.
Had never drunk
Just to clarify, Roald Dahl wrote the stories the movies are based upon for anyone who might not know or might be confused. Additional knowledge is that he was very bitter towards the Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory movie (he didn't live long enough to see the remake), so his last words make sense to me personally, having read some of his novels and knowing how bitter he could be.
Dahl was more than a bit whack. The filthy joke early in Willy Wonka actually slipped past the movie censors.
The only movie based on his books I remember him liking was the original animated movie of the BFG
@@lairdcummings9092 are you talking about the "i know a worse one" to the "spitting is a filthy habit" because he's talking about chewing gum
@@Mister_Brown actually, it's the Snozzberries comment. He and some of his friends used 'snozzberry' as an euphemism for 'Penis.' When he said of the flavored wallpaper "...the snozzberries taste like snozzberries," he was saying that the wallpaper had spots that tasted like dick.
@@lairdcummings9092 And he let the kids lick his snozzberries...
I'm surprised he touched on the Salem Witch trials without mentioning Giles Corey. During the trials he was sandwiched under a board and they piled rocks onto it. His only words "More Weight"
Felliw Sam o'nella academy alumni
@@nuclearbomb9483 are we alumni because he stopped uploading lol
@@Nobert594 no we are on vacation until further notice
me talking to my bbl baddie
Don't worry he mentions that in his next video
He tagged his brother and said “last tag” as his final words. I can only imagine what his brothers last words to his sibling were.
I assume it was either exceptionally sweet/bittersweet, “yeah, it is” or exceptionally vulgar, “You shitsniffing fuckheaded thundercunt”.
Knowing brothers, likely a mixture of the two.
“fuck you”, I think is the most likely answer
"Hold on, brother. Hey honey, grab me that extra pillow."
here's a good one: Charles Gateau (assassinated a president) wrote a whole poem from the POV of a child and giddily read it to the crowd that'd gathered to watch his hanging, including doing a silly high-pitched voice for the child character.
"They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist-" is still my personal favorite.
„Damn that ass can fart“
>dies
6:16
I cannot believe you didn't mention Giles Corey's last words, uttered as he was being crushed to death to torture information out of him:
*_"More weight"_*
But that’s badass, not funny. That doesn’t make me laugh my ass off, that makes me feel respect and a little bit sad.
Well, if you're into that
The wife of Alexander Graham Bell, inventor of the telephone, came to him on his deathbed and said "Don't leave me." He said "No." and then he died.
hope i can go out on the absolutely perfect comedic timimg of "OW, FUCK!"
Honey, "oh shit" or "oh fuck" are probably the most common black box recorded last words from plane crashes.
At least aim for some originality along the lines of "purple monkey dishwasher"
@@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 well there's the rest of the preamble before the ow fuck followed by the sequence of events as described....is what I'm referencing
@@OtherMomo I see. You're going for a real character arc, then.
I like it.
@@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 wasnt there some guy who died and their last recorded sentence was "ruh roh"
@@udfdsfrgfdrgfd Scooby?
Don't take me back there, man....
I would've been more impressed if Nostradomus had predicted his death the next day through a cryptic quatrain.
Likely, he did .I mean, the man was so f**king obscure with his meanings and easy to read into...
My uncle isn't dead yet and it's not his last words but I remember spending the weekend with him a few weeks ago and he said he was born in 61 and he intends to go out at 61. He was born in 1961 and he's currently 61 years old and was given a couple months to live as of new years day 2022 due to a brain tumor. He's dying but has a better sense of humor than so many others
So, did he make it past 61?
@@poldi2233 Nope. It got to hard so a few months later he chose to do assisted death which is only legal in 3 states. He died a few weeks before his birthday and both are coming up
@@TheDeviIDoggsorry for your loss, at least he went out on his own terms.
There was a Muslim Commander, Khalid ibn al-Walid, from my understanding he fought a lot of battles and gain recognition for his work, even earned the nickname "Sword of God" or something, and later on his death bed, he felt like it was bad to not die in battle or something, basically asking "why did I not die in battle" to which someone next to him answered "because God could not let his sword fall in battle"
That’s incredibly beautiful, actually.
@@arcanonn honestly ye
@@arcanonnI'm tearing up omg what a comforting and honorable thing to say 😭
Why do I feel like the nurse that stabbed Roald Daal was a time traveler who wanted to ruin his peaceful last words
@Huggbees• fake huggbees alert
You forgot Freddie Mercury’s last words:
“Pee pee”
This can't be true.
@@JohnDoe-on8gl Oh damn you are right.
What’s the context
@@lettucememe3390 He needed to go pee pee
It’s not really that funny. He was being lifted to go to the washroom after saying “pee, pee”.
He then convulsed and his ribs broke. He fell into a coma and died minutes later.
Not sure if these were her last words, but my great grandmother was on her death bed, started to take off the respirator as if to speak, a family member said “don’t take that off it’s keeping you alive” to which she replied “well that’s profound” and put the respirator back on.
This was many years ago but has stuck with me, and “profound” has been one of my favourite words ever since.
The most famous death quote of my generation "You can be a king or a street sweeper, but everyone dances with the Grim Reaper."
My favorite last words was some dude, I forgot his name, and he was in the hospital and the doctor was telling a relative he was in good condition. The man then said, “on the contrary” and promptly died. He died out of spite towards a doctor.
Henrik Ibsen?
@@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 i think but i honestly have no idea
@@McKaylaGamez bruh Henrik Ibsen was norwegian
@@arnoldmonge1708 the thing they said could’ve been in Norwegen just translated to English.
My favourite has to be Henry Arthur Jones, that said "The prettier. Now fight for it." When asked who he wanted yo stay by his side, his nurse or his niece.
Some last words for the next video:
Bing Crosby - "That was a great game of golf, fellas. Let's go have a Coca-Cola."
Salvador Dali - "Where is my clock?"
R.D. Laing: "I'm a fucking doctor."
Marie Antoinette: "Pardon me, sir, I did not do it on purpose."
Charles Gussman: "And now for a final word from our sponsor."
Joan Crawford: "Damn it! Don't you dare ask God to help me!"
Alexander Graham Bell: "No."
You just know Emily Dickinson had planned those last words for years, and was so giddy she was able to be coherent enough to get those out in time.
i actually fell down a rabbit hole once and ended up on the wikipedia page for last words just reading centuries worth of em, one of my favourite passtimes now
Oscar Wilde's were my favourite. A wit even unto the bitter end.
Surprised you didn’t mention the last words of Oscar Wilde which was ‘ This wallpaper and I are fighting a duel to the death. Either it goes or I do’
Cant believe you didnt mention how Cicero's executioner fucked up the execution and had to hack his head off
Because that has nothing to do with this video.
@@216trixie it does have everything to do with it, because Cicero's last words were "Don't fuck this up, ok?"
@@LegalizeTax you didn't mention that!
@@216trixie If you watched the video, you would've realized it thanks to a little thing called CONTEXT.
It's incredible how you don't question everything you hear because someone didn't sit down and explain the definition of every word they used in the previous sentence, and the words which define their definitions.
@JJAG0102 to be fair, that'd be a pretty high pressure moment if someone said that as you were about to try to assassinate them
I saw a post where some girls grandmother's last words were, 'Want to here a funny joke?' and then she died and the machine did a long beep.
"Good. A woman who can still fart is not dead." - Is what i will be saying to every woman who i hear fart.
This one is to you, Mom. Happy Valentine's Day.
Actually, people fart almost immediately after they die
That comment is wrong in so many ways 😂
Community engagement? Analytics? Pre-planned releases? Those probably don't have any relationship whatsoever 🤷🏻♂️
9:12 Sounds fake, everyone knows it’s impossible for girls to fart
I just love that for all the famous last words throughout history, there are as many that fit under the category of “Profound words of wisdom”, as there are that fit under the category of “Agh! I’m dying!”
The reflection of the screen on his sunglasses gives High big rectangular pupils and corneas, and that makes me giggle.
Its kinky
@@magusperde365 I beg your pardon?
11:36 when you are fighting in interchange with 1000 ping and your friend gets shot by a rat
I remember two famous people with great final words, Machiavelli (really important Renaissance Italy writer) and Augustus (first and arguably greatest Roman emperor. The first was a renowned atheist/agnostic (or treated as such by contemporaries) and on his deathbed various priests tried to convince him to repent for his sins or he'd have gone to hell, to which he replied something like "Good!" right before dying (this is not really sure tho). Augustus' on the other hand were just solemn: after founding an empire and ruling it for decades, his last words before dying were "The play is finally over: everybody clap!"
Ok someone make a play of Augustus’s life and have it end like that.
Machiavelli was not an atheist. His actual last words were: "I desire to go to hell, and not to heaven. In the former place I shall enjoy the company of popes, kings, and princes, while in the latter are only beggars, monks, hermits, and apostles."
Ok the guy who died tagging his brother got a hell of a great last moment. I can only dream my last moments would be so wholesome
Little did we know, the guy who said "Yo, God, I've got this." Had dyslexia...
I no understando :(
Well that isn't NEARLY as horrifying.
@@blizzardkiehn2508 It might be "yo dog, I've got this."
@@arynbird7375 o
I am making a political statement.
Capital punishment isn't a punishment. its an easement. it prevents someone from being a resource drain by being in prison for life and offers some small measure of comfort to the people they have irrevocably injured.
HOWEVER we have had far too many people in prison for life sentences only to be latter acquitted because of new evidence. A death sentence should be reserved for only those cases where there can be no doubt what-so-ever regarding the persons guilt. Not even "beyond a reasonable doubt" NO doubt at all.
But prison is being capitalized in America, hence all those prisoners. They are literally making money by locking living people in jail forever.
Thomas de Mahy, Marquis de Favras was executed around the time of the French Revolution. When given his death warrant, he deadpanned “I see you have made three spelling mistakes”
the ''OW FUCK'' made me piss myself i laughed so hard 10:58
My favorite is W.C. Fields "Goddamn the whole fucking world and everyone in it, except you, Carlotta."
i mean when you're named like that.
"Okay so how does this capping machine work?"
The last words before being killed by a filling machine.
'People die if they are killed' or 'Left it up to the professionals' are my top two epitaphs im mulling over
man actually understood what anarchy was 5:07. kudos to him
Ulysses S. Grants last word was, “water.”
*and then he fucking died*
3:45 this voice is perfect for this line, wtf
The Salem witch trials also has the most badass last words, this guy is slowing being crushed with rock, and each time they ask if he wants to admit it, he'd say "more weight"
His name was Giles Corey
8:22 I have to disagree with you there, he essentially just said “your it, I quit”, but with more pizzaz
Should have added tiny tims last words after his final show "I don't feel well". Real fucking heart punching.
"God will give you blood to drink."
That's so fucking metal, I love it.
And your Deus Ex beard too, looks sweet.
8:10 me and my friend will now live up to this guy's legacy
10:10 he also predicted his own death by saying I don't want to play 10 years in the NBA and die of a heart attack at age 40. He ended up having a 10 year nba career and died of a heart attack at 40
Damn
I JUST finished watching your last meals video, immaculate timing
Don't forget the most famous last words: "hold my beer and watch this!"
Great video. At 3:16 and a couple other times the reflection of the screen in the glasses is so perfect it looks like you have these square cartoon eyes, love it
6:04 Man, when you mentioned the Salem witch trials I thought you were gonna talk about Giles Corey
He was a man accused of witchcraft, but he refused to enter a plea. This technically meant that the court case could not get started, so to prevent people from using this loophole they would strip someone naked, place them between two boards and then put rocks on top to "convince" someone to enter a plea
But even after several days of this Giles Corey's only request was "more weight", which were reportedly his last words.
Scathing commentary on the whole “holding video hostage for likes” situation. Liked. Subscribed.
This content never disappoints
Edit: Thanks for the likes 😊😊😊
Correction, Caesar only became the name of the title after Augustus. Julius Caesar And Augustus both had Caesar as an actual part of their names. The first few emperors also took Caesar as a part of their name, but the later emperors gradually turned it into a title.
I have never before "hit the bell" until you honestly explained what you had done previously and what youtubers do constantly in order to drive up engagement. I have no idea what the bell does but I was already subscribed so that seemed like the thing to do.
This is probably the most morbid thing I’ve laughed at 😅
Wish I could say the same
@@Random-bi9bg yeah I’ve seen much worse things I just unsurprisingly haven’t found any of it funny
The intro to this was perfect.
Keep it up, dude. Love your content and honesty.
I was secretly hoping you would have you'd put Karl Marx, "Last words are for fools who haven't said enough" It's not funny I think it's the coolest fucking last words I've ever heard
Well I think it's ironic that even Marx knew he said far too much without saying anything at all
@@Marac1a
Marx said quite a lot, you may not like what he said, but you cannot deny it was of substance.
@@dantecaputo2629 the massive loaf I dropped in your mailbox yesterday was also of substance, but it's still shit
11:15 his final masterpiece 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣 I can't breathe