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Mall Santas, Whats the Creepiest Thing a Kid Has Asked for Christmas?

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  • @TheTabascodragon
    @TheTabascodragon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +972

    I live in rural Appalachia and there was a guy here who literally made it his life mission to be a real world Santa claus. He spent all year collecting toys and preparing for Christmas and when the time came he rounded up volunteers to create a big line of trucks to haul the toys and follow him from community to community and give them to the impoverished children in the area. I volunteered two times, and there were a lot of kids whose parents were on drugs and this was literally the only thing they were getting for Christmas. It was very emotional for everyone involved. The rest of the year when he wasn't getting ready for Christmas he did things like go to nursing homes and visit people whose family wouldn't visit anymore. Unfortunately he passed away a couple years ago due to cancer. That was probably the largest funeral in our area's history as it was opened to the public. As we drove to the cemetery for the burial literally every vehicle we passed pulled over out of respect. I've never seen it be 100% like that. Even as he was dying of cancer he did everything he could for the Santa project until he was physically incapable. He was a devout Christian and a big believer in 1 Corinthians 13. He did these acts of charity because of his immense love for people. If anyone deserves to be canonized as a saint i would nominate him. RIP Mike Howard

    • @beng1642
      @beng1642 3 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      That simultaneously made me smile big and made my eyes water a little. Great story, thanks for it.

    • @MissRandomNomad0o
      @MissRandomNomad0o 3 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      Behold, a real life Santa.

    • @lunanote-cassettemeower
      @lunanote-cassettemeower 3 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      He seems like a wonderful man.
      Don’t be sad that he’s gone, be happy that he helped all those children.
      Hopefully he will influence someone else to be like him.

    • @randomplayer.87-24
      @randomplayer.87-24 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      RIP.

    • @myapapaya2317
      @myapapaya2317 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      That’s so sad... he was a great man and made a ton of children’s lives happier :’)

  • @sophies26
    @sophies26 3 ปีที่แล้ว +688

    you know, like 70% of these started with “not a mall santa, but...”

    • @sophies26
      @sophies26 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @SuperNova lmao

    • @sophies26
      @sophies26 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Pixello why thank you

    • @prismmioouu
      @prismmioouu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      i aint a dog, but-

    • @idi3284
      @idi3284 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      But like, how many mall santas do you think are on Reddit

    • @whydidichangemypfp2076
      @whydidichangemypfp2076 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Not here, but

  • @paradoz8375
    @paradoz8375 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3944

    That beating the wife story is really really traumatizing ngl. Hope the kid is okay now.

    • @issa64
      @issa64 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Kids probably dead

    • @aduckwithayoutubechannel
      @aduckwithayoutubechannel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +191

      @@issa64 if not dead, hopefully taken from the dads custody. That poor child...

    • @justabug-750
      @justabug-750 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Paradoz1, I’m sorry....what’s nlg? I don’t know and I really don’t want to sound too rude...

    • @newt7981
      @newt7981 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @@justabug-750 ngl is Not Gonna Lie

    • @justabug-750
      @justabug-750 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@newt7981 I knew it! It was at the tip of my tongue, thanks

  • @TalksOfLife1
    @TalksOfLife1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +834

    “Sorry, I’ll try and get you what you want this year”
    “No you won’t. Last year I asked you to stop daddy from hurting mommy and now mommy is dead”
    I actually froze during that. No little girl should have to say that

    • @caoimhehass862
      @caoimhehass862 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      I know it was so sad

    • @electric_creeper
      @electric_creeper 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      I want to beat up the dad because of that

    • @wongdc3993
      @wongdc3993 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      When that part came i felt so sorry and sad for that lil girl😢 hopefully lil girl is okey!

    • @YouTubes_NPC
      @YouTubes_NPC 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Me too 😭 no kid should deserve that..i feel bad for the mum

    • @aastha.
      @aastha. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I was in tears, I can't believe that this is the 21st century. Shame on the dad.

  • @richard3365
    @richard3365 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1629

    The little kid that asked for a "coffin"... I would be willing to guess he meant "Koffing", which is a Pokemon, and one of the "main" bad guys' primary Pokemon in the anime (first few seasons anyway).

    • @annettemader5436
      @annettemader5436 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Not necessary maybe he loved Oscar the little vampire
      But a good guess

    • @heathermiller5765
      @heathermiller5765 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@annettemader5436 Wasn't that the Count though? Oscar was a Grouch. Unless I'm on a different page entirely

    • @drred8927
      @drred8927 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Or maybe he wanted cofee lol

    • @melissacooper4282
      @melissacooper4282 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@heathermiller5765 you're right. Oscar was the grouch that lived in a trash can. The Count was the vampire that slept in a coffin.

    • @heathermiller5765
      @heathermiller5765 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@melissacooper4282 😊

  • @aduckwithayoutubechannel
    @aduckwithayoutubechannel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4928

    Child: S-Santa? Can you please stop the other kids from bullying me?
    Santa: _gives child brass knuckles_

    • @dinonuggiesguy4847
      @dinonuggiesguy4847 3 ปีที่แล้ว +279

      **gives glock 17**

    • @aero-cc6mt
      @aero-cc6mt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +312

      *give metal pipe* " make sure to aim for the knees timmy"

    • @JJ-gw5jh
      @JJ-gw5jh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +190

      *gives pillow* make sure to do it at night billy.

    • @aero-cc6mt
      @aero-cc6mt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      @@JJ-gw5jh r/cursedcomments for this ENTIRE thing

    • @therealspaceman420
      @therealspaceman420 3 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      *gives hammer* now aim for the temple, Jimmy.!

  • @devlinfisher9028
    @devlinfisher9028 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3754

    These kids really be thinking Santa is God’s alt account

    • @sophies26
      @sophies26 3 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      best comment in the whole comment section

    • @uncleleo6706
      @uncleleo6706 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Omfg I love this.

    • @skinman4207
      @skinman4207 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @Charlotte Noelle, I don’t even think the lord can manage that.

    • @disconnectedstudios5409
      @disconnectedstudios5409 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I mean he gives u free presents! And he has elves!

    • @pissfart-lh8oc
      @pissfart-lh8oc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@disconnectedstudios5409 lol

  • @musicgirl12357
    @musicgirl12357 3 ปีที่แล้ว +264

    The wife beating story was so sad. Thank god that Santa and the restaurant did the right thing. Hopefully this allowed the wife to get a divorce, grant full custody of the kids and file a restraining order.

    • @hamsandwich2858
      @hamsandwich2858 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The wife died...

    • @chuuchuutrain1715
      @chuuchuutrain1715 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@hamsandwich2858 I think they mean the one with the restaurant and the ex girlfriend story were they called the police

    • @hamsandwich2858
      @hamsandwich2858 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@chuuchuutrain1715 ohhh sorry! Didn’t read it well enough

    • @squeaktheswan2007
      @squeaktheswan2007 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@hamsandwich2858 I thought that wife died too and the shed was just to hide the body. I'm serious. Do I have that wrong? Why would he take her to the shed otherwise?

    • @hamsandwich2858
      @hamsandwich2858 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@squeaktheswan2007 No idea man, I didn’t fully watch the vid

  • @melissacooper4282
    @melissacooper4282 3 ปีที่แล้ว +130

    It broke my heart to hear about the little girl's mother get murdered by her father! And the one where the little boy who wanted his dog and brother back! 😭

    • @TheFrostyCow
      @TheFrostyCow 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Ok, I get that this defeats the point, but the injuries may have supported her death, and while that’s awful, RIP ME WATCHING AT NIGHT, I hope that it wasn’t just murder from the father, my hopes is that it was something that at least the children didn’t go through,
      for example if she died of disease. Regardless, beating a wife or anyone is assault and he should be arrested.

    • @imthecoolest50
      @imthecoolest50 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@TheFrostyCow if he dares to his wife, a woman, a human biologically weaker than him, not sparing a thought about her condition or children, what’s stopping him from murdering her? in my country alone, 9 out of every 10 households suffer from domestic violence, and all of those cases get ignored by the police until the wife is finally beaten to death. what about other countries in the world? poor mothers die from domestic violence everyday. it’s not unthinkable. it’s not from a disease. it is what it is.

  • @Sage_Staddeck
    @Sage_Staddeck 3 ปีที่แล้ว +494

    Most of these aren't even creepy. They're just sad.

    • @exceptionallyriso
      @exceptionallyriso 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Wiggly rice

    • @iwantmydamn.cast.off.
      @iwantmydamn.cast.off. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@exceptionallyriso lmao

    • @sushamakeni6299
      @sushamakeni6299 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ikr...

    • @masteranonasfs756
      @masteranonasfs756 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      For me it's actually unnerving

    • @pixelgonzalez9065
      @pixelgonzalez9065 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I asked my 7 year old cousin what she wanted...
      She said she only wanted her sister to leave her alone at night
      She is the only child

  • @aduckwithayoutubechannel
    @aduckwithayoutubechannel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +483

    “Not creepy and not mall Santa but...”

    • @MrRando-yl7tc
      @MrRando-yl7tc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      I know, right!? It’s “creepy mall santa stories”, so if it wasn’t either of those, shut up and don’t post it!

    • @chickenandchips1263
      @chickenandchips1263 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      2:21 is the time stamp

    • @lizziebrooks9471
      @lizziebrooks9471 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      chickenandchips12 lmao thanks i was looking for it 😂

    • @cosmicpaul8238
      @cosmicpaul8238 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Imagine commenting twice on a TH-cam video

    • @YouTubes_NPC
      @YouTubes_NPC 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hi a duck with a youtube channel😂

  • @kayq3231
    @kayq3231 3 ปีที่แล้ว +201

    I was volunteering an event that had a Santa. This dad had his toddler twins in line for the pictures. I'm close by and hear him say "this is going to be awesome!" He places them both in Santa's lap, they both start screaming, and he's just standing next to them with the biggest grin and double thumbs up. They stopped crying once they were back in the stroller.

    • @melissacooper4282
      @melissacooper4282 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      I wish that the parents quit forcing their kids on Santa's lap for a picture! Who wants a picture of a scared and crying toddler on a stranger's lap?! If the child is comfortable to do so that's fine.

    • @CowboyBeansss
      @CowboyBeansss 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@melissacooper4282 oh god imagine how the Santa felt

    • @pizzariya544
      @pizzariya544 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Oof It just seems creepy to sit on someone’s lap

  • @iris_glitchsl7157
    @iris_glitchsl7157 3 ปีที่แล้ว +216

    The silent Santa...
    As an autistic child, you do NOT know how happy that made me
    it’s just so cute!

  • @DaZebraffe
    @DaZebraffe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +653

    *Nearly vomits at the "wiggly rice" story.*

    • @renee5156
      @renee5156 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      what does it mean tho 😭 help

    • @rinpaisys
      @rinpaisys 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      @@renee5156 maggots

    • @Butter-Milk
      @Butter-Milk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@rinpaisys Hahaha the look on Santa's face.

    • @ederbanks
      @ederbanks 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Took me a second to understand what he was talking about

    • @thechandrazone
      @thechandrazone 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Ugggh it made me sick

  • @lizburton8005
    @lizburton8005 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Not creepy, just sad. My dad was a school fare Santa one year, and I helped out as an elf. One kid asked for her friend who had an almost certainly fatal brain tumour to get better and that was all she wanted. Utterly broke both our hearts.
    EDIT: Had a couple people enquire after the boy with cancer, he's made as full a recovery as he could. My dad was part of the fundraising team for him at the time, meaning he got to go to America for the specialist treatment, I think he's actually past the five year relapse point now. I guess miracles do happen sometimes...

    • @pizzariya544
      @pizzariya544 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hopefully the girls friend does get better

    • @inkblottie
      @inkblottie ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Looks like her wish got granted! Hopefully they’re both doing well now

  • @INTERNALSERVERERROR500
    @INTERNALSERVERERROR500 3 ปีที่แล้ว +425

    Last post: Kids literally die each christmas and never see the again for the next one.
    outro song: *Cheerful cabare music*

    • @crownagex5687
      @crownagex5687 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      should I go to hell for laughing at that comment? lmao

    • @dr.caracascody5455
      @dr.caracascody5455 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@crownagex5687 no

    • @crownagex5687
      @crownagex5687 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@dr.caracascody5455 so it's the video's fault

    • @dr.caracascody5455
      @dr.caracascody5455 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@crownagex5687 ye...

    • @tejaswoman
      @tejaswoman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      IKR?!?!?!?! 🤯

  • @PurdyProductions0
    @PurdyProductions0 3 ปีที่แล้ว +158

    “Wiggly Rice”
    Me: *Pukes in disgust*

    • @MamaTrixxieAsmr
      @MamaTrixxieAsmr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I'm still holding back the urge to hurl from that goddamn post

    • @eilidhrichardson3023
      @eilidhrichardson3023 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      wiggly rice XD

    • @assassingoose3984
      @assassingoose3984 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      For some reason i thought the kid meant he wanted a bag of drugs

    • @joeykaram4457
      @joeykaram4457 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Why.
      Just why.

    • @User12642
      @User12642 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Adventure gaming HQ 113 u vomited and I got Diagnosed was the plague / flu

  • @zoedujour
    @zoedujour 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    I've been working as a professional elf in the PNW for the past five years. I work with several Santas doing tree lightings, parades, private parties, news interviews and the like. (I started out in the mall.)
    One of my main responsibilities is screening kids' requests. We have code words and hand signals for situations like this. I get asked for help more often than I care to admit. I'm a mandated reporter, and these things are never taken lightly or ignored.
    I've also been asked to help get rid of cancer/terminal illnesses in siblings, parents, etc.
    The selflessness of some sweet young children who quietly ask for nothing but healing for someone else while their kind little faces stare up at you with tears in their eyes haunts me.

    • @melissacooper4282
      @melissacooper4282 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Hearing about those children who wanted their loved ones healed from any type of illness breaks my heart! What do you or "Santa " say to those unselfish little ones who asks for the impossible?

    • @OrcaPlushie
      @OrcaPlushie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It’s people like you that keep my hope in humanity alive. Thank you for your hard work, even with how terrible it gets sometimes

    • @zoedujour
      @zoedujour 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@melissacooper4282
      It depends on the child and situation.
      I usually ask the parent clandestinely while I hug their child, and a lot of times they will nod or shake their heads when I look at them. We say that we will try our best, and sometimes (especially if the loved one has already passed) we remind them that they will always live on in their hearts, that they are very loved,and that we are proud of them.

    • @j_g9109
      @j_g9109 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Huh. Hand signals, codes, and making someone a mandated reporter is actually a really good idea... and incredibly heart-breaking that it’s necessary. Kinda tears me up a bit. I’m a mom, and sometimes I look at my kids having fun, laughing, and listen to hours open they are with me, and I think about all the children that don’t have that. It’s not all sunshine. Childhood/being a teen is hard enough without having stable support, a loving house.
      If you decide to have a child, you at least owe them that. Many “parents” infuriate me and some break my heart. Not to be crass, but a parent should mean not simply the ability to f*ck and get knocked up. It’s more than that.
      As for the children asking for someone to get better/come back, I understand that’s not the parents fault, and my heart hurts in a different way. My ranting was about the “can mommy stop leaving me alone for days; I get hungry” type requests.

    • @youraverageartist1588
      @youraverageartist1588 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Where do you work? I’m in Seattle, I assume it would be close by.

  • @MrWeenieHead
    @MrWeenieHead 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    8:53 THERE IS NO WAY THIS KID JUST ATE A BUNCH OF MAGGOTS.

    • @silentgardenerxx2584
      @silentgardenerxx2584 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      My sister has eaten Cheetos dipped in lemon pudding

    • @EpoikMaster
      @EpoikMaster 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@silentgardenerxx2584 Ok

    • @amberplayz1232
      @amberplayz1232 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Juliette Kelly no, it was maggots, poo Doesn’t look like rice

  • @Bread-uq7wm
    @Bread-uq7wm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    Jesus Christ that daddy killed mommy story is making me have nightmares

    • @TimeBomb798
      @TimeBomb798 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      How do you think I feel? My dad is actually abusive and nutty, he attacked my brother after he had an operation on his arm and the main reason he hasn't tried to kill my mum for a few years now is cause he's getting paid to be her "carer"
      Btw tho don't worry, me n my brother are older now so if he even looks like he would do something he wouldn't survive it, we believe in self defence lol

    • @bonkadoodleee
      @bonkadoodleee 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oof

  • @spencernelson1580
    @spencernelson1580 3 ปีที่แล้ว +340

    Chainsaw, so he can chop off a bully’s head.

    • @memeju1ce
      @memeju1ce 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      oh...

    • @sergeeee4
      @sergeeee4 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oh..

    • @sergeeee4
      @sergeeee4 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Quirin M. or maybe i will RIP IT OUUUT WITH MY BARE HANDS (dont imagine that)

    • @AleTitan
      @AleTitan 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nice

    • @davek417
      @davek417 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2

  • @tearriamurphy7855
    @tearriamurphy7855 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Wow, I have way more respect for people playing Santa now.😌

    • @EpoikMaster
      @EpoikMaster 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wait PLAYING?!?!?!

  • @Mel-ue8tm
    @Mel-ue8tm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    The one about the abusive dad hit hard. That is so sad, I hope the kid is okay now.

    • @GreatTasteMurder
      @GreatTasteMurder 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      True

    • @sluttycowboy
      @sluttycowboy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      "Hit hard" maybe isn't the best phrase to use for this lol, but all jokes aside I hope the kid's okay too.

    • @fortymcmeme3846
      @fortymcmeme3846 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Which one there two

    • @pronoob1760
      @pronoob1760 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Which one?

  • @polo86c4
    @polo86c4 3 ปีที่แล้ว +179

    Oh my god the wiggly rice was the worst reddit story EVER! It took me like 5 seconds to realize what I just heard

    • @deadgamervz4287
      @deadgamervz4287 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Please explain it to me

    • @preddowr9597
      @preddowr9597 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      The "wiggley rice" is maggots from the rotten chicken

    • @mowmow9691
      @mowmow9691 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@preddowr9597 Wait fr?? I thought the kid ate drugs but that is gross wow

    • @percyjamesthomasdog
      @percyjamesthomasdog 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@preddowr9597 never heard about that

    • @mattl9972
      @mattl9972 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@preddowr9597 Dangg Gross! I thought he was talking about worms or something, but MAGGOTS?!?!

  • @legally.blonde
    @legally.blonde 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    11:28
    It’s so sweet that he sends gifts and coloring books to kids and people that are stressed

    • @EpoikMaster
      @EpoikMaster 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yes
      It is nice for them
      Btw it is for the people that want to die as well

    • @teacup251
      @teacup251 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@EpoikMaster Yep

  • @Jasperlovesred
    @Jasperlovesred 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    My (used to be) 6 year old son had been singing a song he made up all during a week back in 2014. I don't remember all of it, but it was along the lines of, "Oh marry is you good, Oh marry is you good, Marry Marry Marry (and he would continue singing marry over and over for about 5 minutes". My mom, his grandmother, was named Mary. When i heard this i thought he missed her since we live in different states and i thought it was cute. But then he started crying one day and through his tears he sung this song. I asked what was wrong and he kept singing. The next day i got a call from a doctor saying Mary had passed away from Lymph node Cancer. My son is now 12 and when i ask him how he knew, he doesn't seem to remember anything happening and he doesn't even remember having a grandmother named Mary. Still one of the craziest things to ever happen in my life.

    • @CR7GOATofFootball
      @CR7GOATofFootball 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bruh

    • @Jasperlovesred
      @Jasperlovesred 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@CR7GOATofFootball ikr

    • @abuBrachiosaurus
      @abuBrachiosaurus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      My sister said when she was at my grandpa's old house when she was 7ish she walked up the stairs and the wall opened up and revealed another staircase that went up into a white void and she heard voices... And then it closed, she is 15 now and still remembers it like it was yesterday (still gives me the shivers)

    • @Jasperlovesred
      @Jasperlovesred 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@abuBrachiosaurus that’s crazy!

  • @notaprogamer2782
    @notaprogamer2782 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    I like how 80% of these aren't even in a mall or remotely like a mall santa.

  • @lunanote-cassettemeower
    @lunanote-cassettemeower 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    That second one was so sad, I feel bad for that little kid :(

  • @uwusmolbean
    @uwusmolbean 3 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    I think you are permanently on the naughty list if you lie to Santa!
    (Dear santa, Can I have an uzi ? )

    • @vampira8966
      @vampira8966 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      what's a uzi?

    • @zhiirou4106
      @zhiirou4106 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@vampira8966 gun

    • @vampira8966
      @vampira8966 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@zhiirou4106 Thank you

    • @ssjmattman
      @ssjmattman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@vampira8966 big boi gun

    • @SublimeNumbaNine
      @SublimeNumbaNine 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@vampira8966 lil uzi vert

  • @clous428
    @clous428 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    My boyfriend once was one and I was one of the elves there to watch and help make it more realistic for the kids. And this one disabled kid about maybe like 8 was born without a leg, and he asked Santa for a new leg for Christmas. It make me break out into tears and I was sent home for the day. 😭😥

  • @user-lu2ow2yi3z
    @user-lu2ow2yi3z 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    My dad is santa at the local mall every year. Last year he came back home in tears. He said a kid wished for his brother to defeat cancer. The thing is, his brother had already passed away and he wanted him to beat cancer when he came back to life.

  • @cooljenna
    @cooljenna 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I was listening to this as I fell asleep and when I heard “You found my carrot” I opened my eyes and laughed so hard 😭

  • @CrackHead001
    @CrackHead001 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I started laughing when he said then the Santa and elves beat up the dad😂😂😂😂

  • @fartrevolution
    @fartrevolution 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "wiggly rice" killed me dude that kid ate maggots and liked it

  • @randomnon3802
    @randomnon3802 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    For the very few kids watching this, mall Santa’s are Santa’s helpers

  • @Ilovewashers
    @Ilovewashers 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    8:56 seeing something like that would make my day, lol.

  • @pinkmagicali
    @pinkmagicali 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    My birthday is near Christmas too and I always really appreciated my Mum waiting until later to put up the tree and making sure that any party and presents were totally separate. These days I feel less precious about it but when I was a kid it was a big deal because few people in my life were that considerate.

  • @b226tj
    @b226tj 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    I guarantee that at least one mall santa got 5-8 year old me asking for stuff for my tractor ('65 IH Cub Cadet 100) I still have the tractor, and got some attachments, it is pretty much a miniature tractor, very torquey, very fun, right now I'm 14, yes it was a barn find, and it's still rusty.

  • @yukidogzombie4708
    @yukidogzombie4708 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    the people who play santa & help kids to be happy are angels

  • @purplefangirl8905
    @purplefangirl8905 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    My grandpa played Santa at a bunch of places but my favorite was when he volunteered at the pediatric place (a physical therapy place for kids) that I went to. He had his own room to play Santa in and the therapy dog was always sneaking off to be with him. He owned his own suit so they didn't have to rent.

  • @Freddyk2004
    @Freddyk2004 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    This is a good question, I would have never thought of it

  • @ametsunami4070
    @ametsunami4070 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    4:05
    Santa gave the kid their wish.

  • @rachellanedunn
    @rachellanedunn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Once I asked a mall Santa for a scooter, (he had a bag next to him so I obviously wouldn't get it but I was like, 5) and he gave me a barbie doll

  • @dominicmcneill1408
    @dominicmcneill1408 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Me: Listens to dead mother story
    TH-cam: learn how to poop better using research from scientists in japan

  • @stonkers7703
    @stonkers7703 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    The second one was pretty sad:(

    • @tgirl8955
      @tgirl8955 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Even worse when she grows up and learns there was no hope in telling “ Santa” to begin with ... innocence lost so young. Poor kid

    • @stonkers7703
      @stonkers7703 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@tgirl8955 yea:/

    • @AlphaStallion101
      @AlphaStallion101 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I agree too. That was heartbreaking

  • @rayna6774
    @rayna6774 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Video: *”Mall Santas,”*
    95% of the replies: *”Not a mall santa, but...”*

  • @averyjudgementalsoldier8303
    @averyjudgementalsoldier8303 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    5:22 A judgemental Santa?!

  • @cartoonwolf8981
    @cartoonwolf8981 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    why am i crying.... the kid that said "you cant... you said you would stop daddy from beating mommy... and now mommys dead..." needs hug, no alot more than a hug, a better dad.

  • @cactusmax0334
    @cactusmax0334 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Kid: Santa can you stop the older kids from bullying me
    Santa: *gives kid brass knuckles and a glock

  • @That_Random_User
    @That_Random_User 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    19:31
    “He was 9 and looked 6...”
    Me:
    I used to be 11 and look 6....
    ( don’t worry I’m tall now )

    • @EpoikMaster
      @EpoikMaster 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I am smol

    • @teacup251
      @teacup251 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      How tall when I was 11 I was puberty

    • @elsie-tubecatlovers9014
      @elsie-tubecatlovers9014 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Whats it like up there? I AM 11 and i look like a kindergartner T^T

  • @aztrxl4045
    @aztrxl4045 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I was at Walmart and the kid went to Santa's lap and asked Santa to grant him one wish. He said yes of course. The wish was for him to see his mother again. And Santa asked "Ok, where is your mother?" HE pointed to the ceiling and replied "Up there!" And he said his mom had died and she is now in heaven. And he wanted to see her. I BROKE down.

  • @deadmihana
    @deadmihana 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    the second one is just sad and traumatic. god bless that poor kid..

  • @burnroman
    @burnroman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    When your birthday is 2 days before Christmas
    *aggressive dancing*

    • @evanven2429
      @evanven2429 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      when you have a friend whos birthday is on Christmas
      *Jealous but awesome dancing*

    • @noellerutledge8789
      @noellerutledge8789 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      When your name is Christmas but you don't like Christmas
      *Sad dancing*

    • @awoogawoo8779
      @awoogawoo8779 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      When your friend’s birthday is also 2 days before Christmas but you don’t celebrate Christmas
      *vibes in b-day party*

  • @chickenfluffypants
    @chickenfluffypants 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Im not going to ever tell my cousin (5 years) that the mall Santa is actually an actor-

  • @pixiiwpawz3055
    @pixiiwpawz3055 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    When I was 8, my ADHD was really bad and I went to the Mall with my mom. We didn't plan on going to see Santa but I got distracted and wandered off from my mom. I ended up seeing Santa and he asked me what I wanted. I started crying and I only said "I want my distractions to go away so I can find my mommy."
    Let's say Santa was confused af- It's not as bad as before but I still wander off sometimes.

  • @allanansume5524
    @allanansume5524 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I went to Disneyland with my family when I was 5, because I had a peritonitis (got wrongly diagnosed with normal stomach ache at normal hospital, my mother acted like a Karen as always and demanded to go to regional hospital and got into emergency surgery) and I had to stay in the hospital for some weeks, so my parents decided to spend Christmas in Disneyland (Paris) to cheer me up. We went to se the Santa there, who apart from English and french spoke Spanish too. Now, I'm from a village in Spain, in the Northern region (Catalonia, we speak catalan, a different language than Spanish). So when I sat with him I started talking spanish (which my parents told me Santa talked). He asked me from where I was from and I said from a city near Barcelona. He the procced to freacking ask me if I lived in * my wierd village name * in perfect catalan, and I told him what I wanted for Christmas in the same language.
    I asked my parents about this later and they still don't know wtf happened there, they were more surprised than me (well I thought he was santa so not so surprising). We think he happened to pick up our accent in the cue and he must have known someone that lives in my village cause we have a carachteristic accent.

  • @ianmoseley9910
    @ianmoseley9910 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "Guns, knives AND a lizard"? wtf!?

    • @rib.3249
      @rib.3249 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lizards are way too dangerous for children!

    • @ouiouiouiouiouiouiouiouiouioui
      @ouiouiouiouiouiouiouiouiouioui 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@rib.3249 why

    • @rib.3249
      @rib.3249 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ouiouiouiouiouiouiouiouiouioui um, u have obviously owned a pet lizard and experienced the danger they present.

    • @ouiouiouiouiouiouiouiouiouioui
      @ouiouiouiouiouiouiouiouiouioui 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@rib.3249 what danger

    • @rib.3249
      @rib.3249 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ouiouiouiouiouiouiouiouiouioui every danger

  • @CovensAgainstTheThrone
    @CovensAgainstTheThrone 3 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    Claim your here before mushroom approved ticket here!

  • @badbishop1049
    @badbishop1049 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I work housekeeping at a mall and had to go clean Santa's piss up off the floor after he passed out from getting to hot and urinated all over himself while unconscious. He gave the single to his elves that something was wrong and they went to help him get outta there telling the kids "that mrs.claus was on the phone from the north pole and needed to speak with Santa for a few minutes" but as they helped him get up he just flat out hit the floor. Kids were terrified, lol

  • @Thebrothersoftomfoolery0115
    @Thebrothersoftomfoolery0115 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    one time I was at a mall during x mas. I was with my dad. My little cousin told him what she wanted. Then my family used the rest room. Then after the final kid walked away. He started to cry. I asked what was wrong and said his acting was great. He told me a kid wanted to live until he got married. Apparently the kid had cancer and was going to die in a few weeks at the time. I gave him a hug and told him how much joy he put into kids when he talked to them. It cheered him up. I hope the guys okay

  • @melom9741
    @melom9741 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    5:38 this is super weird, last year a fire truck with Santa on top just waving at people was driving around our neighborhood, honking getting everyone’s attention. we were so confused because we had just moved there

    • @romeoslover817
      @romeoslover817 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Last year and this year in both my mom’s town and mine. Sirens blaring. We ran to the window at Moms to see to whose house the ambulance was going.

  • @milestherealalpha
    @milestherealalpha 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The Grinch: *Oh f- is this mine-*

  • @kyokajiro5978
    @kyokajiro5978 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    My "Santa" story: I do this volunteer thing at places for kids with mental health problems and mental disabilities. I'm only 15 at the time and I'm very short and thin so most of the workers were surprised when I volunteered to be the Santa. This only happened a year or so ago. So I get to be Santa every Saturday (some kids couldn't talk a lot of the time because of things that came up). One girl who I remember, I think she was around 7 or 8 and this girl came whenever she could and would show me drawings she made. One day she asks me for "rainbows and rainbows for her big brother" I tell her something like ok, do you know what type of rainbows or why you want them. She said the most heart breaking thing ever. This 7 year old girl told me that her dad got very angry and started hitting her brother for saying he was gay. The next week me and all the people I told brought in a bunch of rainbow things and when she walked in she cried. We went a picture to her family to make sure they knew what was happening. The dad got furious.. Child services was called and the little girls dad was taken away from the kids. After that I found out why the girl was there, her dad sent her there for crying when her brother and mom got hit, and being too energetic. This girl had ptsd at the age of 7. But, we made her life better I think.

  • @ILikeToLaughAtYou
    @ILikeToLaughAtYou 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “Almost none of them live long enough to go a second time”
    *upbeat piano music starts playing*

  • @Deadside-1st
    @Deadside-1st 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I’m kinda jealous of those two who didn’t get their birthdays get over shadowed by Christmas. My parents tried their best but seeing as my bday is 2days before Christmas, it wasn’t exactly easy 😹

    • @liwo8998
      @liwo8998 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      My birthday is after Christmas and I don’t celebrate that shit so yeah.

    • @mcspider4111
      @mcspider4111 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      My grandpas birthday is on Christmas Eve

    • @DoggoTheSimp
      @DoggoTheSimp 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I get you birthday 2 day befor chritmas but kids the have 14th or 5th wait for tree there what's the tree going do overshadow how Now get you by chritmas that's horrible but for tree to over shadow it is stupid only get tree once a year they wait to last minute.

  • @kaylee6389
    @kaylee6389 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    The wiggly rice-
    :Gagging sounds:

  • @honk8434
    @honk8434 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    That postal worker is such a nice person in general

  • @meowKY1
    @meowKY1 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    2:05
    The fact that she asked Santa, Who isn’t even real for her dad to stop hurting her mommy and she died. That poor child once she grows up she’s gonna be so sad

  • @Trash-um3pk
    @Trash-um3pk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    WIGGLY RICE LOL ITS MAGGOTS HE ATE IT OFF A PEICE OF CHICKEN IN THE BACKYARD

  • @natalie022
    @natalie022 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Cant really wait until after my birthday to put the tree up... because then that would be AFTER Christmas
    Edit: (to clarify, I am what many people call a “Christmas Baby”)

  • @pennyforyourthots
    @pennyforyourthots 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Kind of unrelated, but the ice cream man in my neighborhood was a Santa impersonator in the off-season. I'm pretty sure he was part of that "Council of Santa" thing.
    He was a real nice dude, and we always joked that this is what Santa does on his vacations because he always wore this gaudy Hawaiian shirt.
    Its been a good decade / decade-and-a-half since I've seen him, and he was getting pretty up there in age, so I can't imagine he's still alive (unless he really is santa) so RIP tom. You really hooked me up with those poppers and blue raspberry sodas my guy.

  • @estellesmith4118
    @estellesmith4118 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I remember asking for happiness one year. My parents were fighting, I was getting bullied, my stepmother started showing the signs that she was a narcissist, my mental health was dropping, etc. It was a really bad year and Santa’s expression was kind of dumbfounded when I asked. He said “I don’t know if I can do something that big” and I started crying. In the middle of the mall. I was 9. My dad went off on me as soon as we got into the car. He was really pissed. One of the few times I’ve actually been grounded. That Santa’s face is something I’ll never forget.

  • @thelibyanplzcomeback
    @thelibyanplzcomeback 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Remember, don't make assumptions. Maybe some of those kids' dads just grounded them. You could ruin children's lives that way.

  • @soupertsoupbirdsoupington7319
    @soupertsoupbirdsoupington7319 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    This is cool (Edit: Holy shit have I started a chain? Thanks so much for the replies and likes, it means a lot to a dorky 13-year-old. If any of y'all need friends I am here for you.)

  • @kolak_69
    @kolak_69 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The worst thing Santa heard was probably me singing

  • @Dizz2K7
    @Dizz2K7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I'm dying and I want to see my dad who lives an eternity away...
    Why would you put that on a stranger?

  • @averyjudgementalsoldier8303
    @averyjudgementalsoldier8303 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    I saw a little boy with very long hair. He said, “he wanted a toy”. I said “he needed a haircut”, and I gave him a haircut.
    (This is a part of the tf2 comic. Forgot which one.)

    • @jacobs279
      @jacobs279 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That’s not half life 3

    • @magerr5229
      @magerr5229 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      A RED APY IS IN THE BASE!

  • @AurorialWolf
    @AurorialWolf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    17:50 Santa's sus

  • @user-eo5uz5qj6g
    @user-eo5uz5qj6g 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    My grandpa used to dress up as Santa every Christmas eve. One year when he walked in my little cousins started crying and screaming because they thought that Santa had killed our grandpa and was breaking into the house to kidnap them.
    He doesn't do that anymore... I love my family.

  • @lcoq19
    @lcoq19 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    "...as I whispered my Christmas wish-" "PLEASE CHARGE!"
    Wireless earbud low battery warning hit at just the right time to piss me off the most! 😡🙄🤦🏻‍♀️

  • @Jack-ny4vu
    @Jack-ny4vu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I would've loved to be that Easter bunny with the cheerleaders

  • @jwb083
    @jwb083 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    sometimes a kid's birthday can't help but be over shadowed by Christmas. The daughter of a friend of my Fathers has her birthday on the 23rd of Dec.

    • @heathermiller5765
      @heathermiller5765 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Half-birthdays would be good for people born near or on Christmas (forgot where I saw that)

    • @melissacooper4282
      @melissacooper4282 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I feel bad for my dad because his birthday is on December 26th.

    • @lord_calci
      @lord_calci 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      My grandpa's birthday was on Christmas Day. If my memory doesn't fail me, me and my family kinda overshadowed it. :/

    • @RandomnessGirl309
      @RandomnessGirl309 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      My moms bday is december 28 so 3days after Christmas and 3days before new years. We try to do something but its hard

    • @DragonKazooie89
      @DragonKazooie89 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@melissacooper4282 So does my cousin. I'm a bit on the luckier side and have my birthday on the last day of November.

  • @johntumahab323
    @johntumahab323 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    This reminds me of my grandpa. For Christmas, he put out this little crudely-drawn black-and-white cartoon on his mantle that had a kid on Santa's lap, saying: "Free me from this earthly nonsense."

  • @livingchaosmatrix
    @livingchaosmatrix 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Welp!
    In middle school I dressed like an elf for a community service thing for extra credits. A little girl asked my teacher(dressed as Santa) to please stop his father from “wrestling “ at night with her sister, cause she always had bruises everywhere the next day....
    Oh boy, as if I wasn’t troubled enough as it was.

  • @pheene02
    @pheene02 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Omfg the second one :((

    • @ericcartman4166
      @ericcartman4166 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @spinswapshiftshift haha thats my name!

  • @Jose04537
    @Jose04537 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "They don't live long enough to go twice"
    Bruh....

    • @teacup251
      @teacup251 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's so true

  • @xaxcord2739
    @xaxcord2739 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    When i was like seven my school santa gave me a super mario galaxy 2 game and i was so happy and now that i think about it it was an rare gift because i lived in Venezuela back then and well people did not have as much money and mario galaxy 2 costed a lot back then

  • @Moon-cf3ux
    @Moon-cf3ux 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The child be like: santa can you give me a saw?
    Santa: and why is that?
    child: so i can stop the kids from bullying me at school
    Santa: .... poor you :( but i cant thats something a child can't have
    Child: *chokes santa* I WANT A SAW NOW

  • @riceperfect
    @riceperfect 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Wait there are multiple Santa's?

    • @riceperfect
      @riceperfect 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @spinswapshiftshift that is very interesting

  • @memeju1ce
    @memeju1ce 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    these are getting so specific

  • @Katherine-iw1cz
    @Katherine-iw1cz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    As an equestrian, let me tell you its not the rich people that are horse back riders, thats a bigger myth than mall santas

  • @greggje
    @greggje 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    At 4:47 when they start talking about birthdays being overshadowed by Christmas I felt that because my b-day is Dec 29 and gets overshadowed every year

    • @DoggoTheSimp
      @DoggoTheSimp 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I get that part cuase like 3 days after chritmas and go new year but I didnt get story with tree it's a tree bot going effect anything. But like with you after chritmas or 2 day befor it or on it I get that but like she was talking tree ruining it that makes no dang sense I get if they dont have money but the tree ruins the birthday I dont get that.

  • @JDHunterG
    @JDHunterG 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Kids who still belive in Santa watching this
    😞🔫
    Me And The Granparents
    🤠🎅🤶

  • @Panda_26131
    @Panda_26131 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    The mushroom didn't approved yet

    • @drred8927
      @drred8927 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      What mushroom?

    • @deadassbird3763
      @deadassbird3763 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@drred8927 the one who died

  • @thetruetoastking3577
    @thetruetoastking3577 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Lol imma get my lil bro to creep out a mall santa

  • @neko_clipz2520
    @neko_clipz2520 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    1:33 is just heartbreaking.. :(

  • @springtrapsmainman6674
    @springtrapsmainman6674 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Bruh. Wdym the 5th is early for Christmas decs? My family start at the beginning of November!
    My mum always made sure our Christmas's lasted as long as possible!

  • @notcorinnothing
    @notcorinnothing 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    6:22 this is the third video I've seen u/eDgAR strange... someone please explain.

    • @stishstash166
      @stishstash166 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      i think edgar is one of the moderators for askreddit, so he appears in a lot of threads

    • @notcorinnothing
      @notcorinnothing 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@stishstash166 maybe

  • @icanseeyou2004
    @icanseeyou2004 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    This got me . I'm going through my own medical hell and I just can't handle the thought of children doing this without tearing up .

  • @Emeraldwitch30
    @Emeraldwitch30 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Geez. Belding mi is my old home town. Not surprised in the least. And considering that this happens more than you'd like to think in small towns like that, you dont have to worry that you've outed who it is.
    While I love my home town. That friggen 80s mall killed the town and even to this day its slowly decaying into a black mold filled leaking fire hazard.
    There is only one belding in the whole USA. Feel free to Google earth it.