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  • @johansmallberries9874
    @johansmallberries9874 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19637

    Whelp, if anybody needs me I’ll be on the front lawn in the victory position

    • @kittykat5090
      @kittykat5090 4 ปีที่แล้ว +515

      big mood

    • @carlmanvers5009
      @carlmanvers5009 4 ปีที่แล้ว +211

      Brilliant comment.

    • @w1ndgeneral226
      @w1ndgeneral226 4 ปีที่แล้ว +119

      I'll be hiding under my bed.

    • @ambiguouserin1323
      @ambiguouserin1323 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      ... NOPE. I know that I'm not effected by this event,(IDK how.) but that is a very bad idea!!

    • @fubbas_Imperium
      @fubbas_Imperium 4 ปีที่แล้ว +113

      God bless America the land of the memes

  • @strangefallsthenight
    @strangefallsthenight 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9301

    By “his throne” they were obviously referring to the dreamworks guy’s throne

    • @troliskimosko
      @troliskimosko 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Dom Rom lmao yea

    • @aughtymaroon6463
      @aughtymaroon6463 4 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      Dom Rom You are a genius

    • @toaster9922
      @toaster9922 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Dom Rom underrated comment

    • @calliecorn
      @calliecorn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      And Gru's gonna steal it

    • @Ostan-jw2bg
      @Ostan-jw2bg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      OH! *weeeeze*

  • @yodef6828
    @yodef6828 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7036

    This video has made me realize how lucky we are of having a simple lifeless moon.

    • @MfwPrivate
      @MfwPrivate 2 ปีที่แล้ว +371

      Well, to be fair, to have the moon being one huge Organism will take a bit of evolution

    • @JoseRodriguez-rm5yu
      @JoseRodriguez-rm5yu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +185

      Or have we?
      🤣

    • @lotus5770
      @lotus5770 2 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      Or... what if...

    • @biblicallydriven
      @biblicallydriven 2 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      Unless...

    • @user-wh5se3cb2y
      @user-wh5se3cb2y 2 ปีที่แล้ว +110

      The Earth which is, as it turns out, a living organism itself: ah yeah you right lol kek

  • @eloran.9037
    @eloran.9037 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +132

    "cool! orions belt!"
    "oh nice i love pleiades!"
    "his WHAT"

  • @toaster9922
    @toaster9922 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3420

    “oh, that’s the moon. isn’t it?”
    *_HIS THRONE_*
    “oh.”

    • @plantain.1739
      @plantain.1739 4 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      Nice Throne too, really roomy.

    • @lovaszaron3138
      @lovaszaron3138 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      So... Baron Münchhausen will go and talk this down diplomatically now?

    • @westwind324
      @westwind324 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@plantain.1739 haha, love your username

    • @principalscudworth9032
      @principalscudworth9032 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      This is my type of comedy here

    • @pmester228
      @pmester228 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      "That's no moon"

  • @misterinfinity9617
    @misterinfinity9617 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22291

    Don't look at the moon.
    **Moon comes closer to earth**
    Hey that's cheating

    • @pressftolaugh6813
      @pressftolaugh6813 4 ปีที่แล้ว +267

      *No wait, that's illegal* your comment should've been more funny if you said that.

    • @dice6541
      @dice6541 4 ปีที่แล้ว +583

      @@pressftolaugh6813 honestly? i dig the semi-originality

    • @Champiness
      @Champiness 4 ปีที่แล้ว +185

      This is really gonna mess with the moon% speedrun meta

    • @MrMineHeads.
      @MrMineHeads. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +146

      @@pressftolaugh6813 nah man, the comment is great. Tbh that line would have made it a lot worse.

    • @FunkyFreshCaesar
      @FunkyFreshCaesar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +112

      MOOOOM, the moon's cheating again!

  • @JonSudano
    @JonSudano ปีที่แล้ว +1617

    Damn, that is a REALLY good camera

    • @avanagenda5840
      @avanagenda5840 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      We caught the moon in 4K ULTRA HD

    • @giggabiite4417
      @giggabiite4417 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@avanagenda5840 Yeah, but not with a handheld like it appears to be here. With a telescope. The video seems to show a normal photo camera, as each time it blacks out and the clicks are heard, it seems like the person is changing lenses. There's no changeable lens that I know of that can see That close to the moon.

    • @Roope00
      @Roope00 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      ​@@giggabiite4417 There certainly are. There are lots of different techniques for changing focal lengths on the fly. Also, the camera is handheld only in the beginning of the video.

    • @Zairil_n
      @Zairil_n ปีที่แล้ว +4

      samsung

    • @Chiefteeth1
      @Chiefteeth1 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@giggabiite4417it’s not that the camera did a closeup of the moon. The moon teleported closer to earth so people would have a harder time looking away from it

  • @cody7689
    @cody7689 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1693

    im in love with this series bc my dad worked in public broadcasting for YEARS, and seeing the "this was made possible by viewers like you. thank you." is super nostalgic for me. im totally going to show him this series, he'll love it.

    • @bongosmcdongos4190
      @bongosmcdongos4190 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      So did he like it

    • @garretb.1932
      @garretb.1932 2 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      @@bongosmcdongos4190 the moon had consumed him

    • @slavamaksakov2043
      @slavamaksakov2043 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      U showed him tho?

    • @garretb.1932
      @garretb.1932 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      @@slavamaksakov2043 moon consumed his father as well

    • @potatoch1ps
      @potatoch1ps ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@childconsumer2350 Cody and his dad looked up like the kings they are.

  • @feralrats
    @feralrats 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3566

    "his throne"
    oh god. gru wasn't just gonna steal the moon. he was gonna sIT ON IT

    • @absentisomnis8650
      @absentisomnis8650 4 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      No vector, when banished to it, decided to make it his new squooger flight machine thingy

    • @brucite1005
      @brucite1005 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      @@absentisomnis8650 Vector on the moon looking down at the aliens invading with his squids: OhYa!

    • @skrungly6839
      @skrungly6839 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      IM PISSING ON THE MO O N

    • @ericwithakay3559
      @ericwithakay3559 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nooooo.....

    • @TheBreadMan25
      @TheBreadMan25 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      THAT'S RIGHT OBAMA!!! I'M PISSING ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT!

  • @theboyreporter1726
    @theboyreporter1726 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5634

    "don't look at the moon"
    instructions unclear, *REJOICE*

    • @mikeb3717
      @mikeb3717 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Instructions unclear, put dick in Alphonsus.

    • @thekarasu101
      @thekarasu101 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      YOROKUBE SHOUNEN

    • @aynurcamc6457
      @aynurcamc6457 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      my name jeff

    • @pozgaming4665
      @pozgaming4665 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Instructions unclear, torpedoed the moon

    • @maddoxlacy9072
      @maddoxlacy9072 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Instructions unclear, used the shrink ray and stole it instead.

  • @smelvin3168
    @smelvin3168 2 ปีที่แล้ว +605

    Gru was doing us a service by stealing the moon and serving us all. We thought him a villain, but now it is clear that he is the hero.

    • @ej2305
      @ej2305 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      Gru 4 eva

    • @iron724
      @iron724 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      SO SIGMA

    • @plastican
      @plastican 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Vector must be behind all of this

  • @markandrew287
    @markandrew287 2 ปีที่แล้ว +588

    "That's his throne."
    Piccolo and Eggman about to blow up the moon: "I'm sorry what was that?"

    • @Ryuko-T72
      @Ryuko-T72 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      "I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT! IN 23 HOURS THE PISS D R O P L E T S WILL FALL BACK DOWN TO EARTH"

    • @lucianorc656
      @lucianorc656 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      They were accidental heroes.. Or villains who were about to discover something much worse

    • @FrostTheDoctor
      @FrostTheDoctor 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      nah i think kid buu should’ve been released nvm

    • @friendleefailee
      @friendleefailee 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Take that, Obama

    • @gamalielvacasolis3484
      @gamalielvacasolis3484 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Moon: "I fear no man, but that thing..."
      Gru: (preparing his shrinking gun)
      Moon: "It scares me."

  • @nilldata7936
    @nilldata7936 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4113

    *Everyone making jokes and assumptions*
    *Me* BRUH THAT CAMERA HAS ENOUGH ZOOM TO SEE RIDGES ON THE MOON

    • @MailMainbutnot
      @MailMainbutnot 3 ปีที่แล้ว +296

      IT ALSO HARDLY SHAKES WHERE CAN I GET THIS POWER

    • @gabbyn.3049
      @gabbyn.3049 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@MailMainbutnot its shaking tho lol

    • @MailMainbutnot
      @MailMainbutnot 3 ปีที่แล้ว +124

      @@gabbyn.3049 emphasis on hardly

    • @xxepic_swag_gamingxx5238
      @xxepic_swag_gamingxx5238 3 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      I think that’s to show that the moon is much closer than it should be?
      Check out the Nikon Coolpix 950, though. It’s obviously not in tune with the date here, 1991, but right now there’s definitely cameras out there that can zoom in on the moon a _lot_ .

    • @lancelikessause
      @lancelikessause 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      ​@@xxepic_swag_gamingxx5238 i thought he was using a telescope and put this camera through the eye piece

  • @Ripsaw51
    @Ripsaw51 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2355

    "Hey, the Man in the Moon looks different."
    "There are no faces"

    • @Medlek
      @Medlek 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Genius

    • @taylorgalloway2579
      @taylorgalloway2579 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Holy shit!

    • @THExRISER
      @THExRISER 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Elaborate please,I sort of get the "There are no faces" being a reference to the Real Sleep video,but what did you mean?

    • @d3punkt5
      @d3punkt5 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      @@THExRISER If you look closely at the moon when it abruptly appears in the last segment, before the siren; doesn't it sort of look like a huge, partially rotten face...?

    • @Ripsaw51
      @Ripsaw51 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      @@THExRISER In the Real Sleep/No Faces section, there are at least three non-human faces. If the point of Real Sleep is to make the watcher less able to recognize faces, then it might be teaching to ignore aliens when they are seen. Also, there was a group of depressions on the Moon's surface, north of the webbing, that looked to me like teeth. In Real Sleep 4:02 there is one that is similar, but not as accurate as I was remembering. Unless the Real Sleep has erased MY ability to see alien faces
      Also, the Man in the Moon is a face illusion, which the Real Sleep video might make us stop seeing anymore. Which would make the Moon unfamiliar and scary

  • @BirchMonkey857
    @BirchMonkey857 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    Gotta say, it's a shame about the light pollution in town. Glad the local station gave such a good view of the prophesied emergence of the Crawling Chaos, been waiting for years!

    • @misterkaiju6729
      @misterkaiju6729 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Crawling Chaos, underground
      Cult, A summon twisted sound

  • @Marisu_Prada
    @Marisu_Prada ปีที่แล้ว +147

    The terrifying poetry of having the moon looking back to earth at the end

  • @Hugabolunga
    @Hugabolunga 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4894

    1919: The moon's made out of cheese.
    2019: The moon's made out of demonic flesh.

    • @withheldrathernotsay3324
      @withheldrathernotsay3324 4 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      I think we need Piccolo from dbz to blow it up again...

    • @thorshammer7883
      @thorshammer7883 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      The moon is a necromorph Brethren Moon I knew it all along!

    • @ladymecha8718
      @ladymecha8718 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      How the times have changed...

    • @rikiey
      @rikiey 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      no wonder why today, the number of depressed people are higher than 1919

    • @GorgSpinnens
      @GorgSpinnens 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I don't see any difference.

  • @aclevername8399
    @aclevername8399 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5450

    "So what? It's a little windy on the moon, that's all."
    "wait a minute"

    • @carben3557
      @carben3557 3 ปีที่แล้ว +665

      @Abigail James-Charles Its because the Moon doesn't have an atmosphere therefore it shouldn't be able to be windy

    • @infinityzer054
      @infinityzer054 3 ปีที่แล้ว +346

      “Thats no moon”

    • @thetruth4205
      @thetruth4205 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      @@infinityzer054 its watching me

    • @infinityzer054
      @infinityzer054 3 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      @@thetruth4205
      “No matter what planet.......no matter what galaxy”

    • @user-em3vo5dq1u
      @user-em3vo5dq1u 3 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      @ACleverName8 You said "wait a minute" but you never came back in 2months :(

  • @domjc77
    @domjc77 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    I remember that guy who said, “ *NOTHING CAN HURT ME IF I’M NOT IN FULLSCREEN NOTHING CAN HURT ME IF I’M NOT IN FULLSCREEN NOTHING CAN HURT ME IF I’M NOT IN FULLSCREEN* “
    It really fits for this video. Also, little fun fact, that comment was on The Walten Files, and, ironically, this was supposed to be the channel *THAT SAME EXACT THING* was supposed to be *broadcasted* on.

    • @epiccoolguyLP
      @epiccoolguyLP 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      i dont understand the "this was supposed to be the channel *THAT SAME EXACT THING* was supposed to be broadcasted on."

  • @mmcreative9649
    @mmcreative9649 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    NASA: Hey you guys are back early.
    Astronaut: Moon’s haunted.
    NASA: What?
    Astronaut: *Loads shotgun* Moon’s haunted.

  • @nanachichan9592
    @nanachichan9592 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2736

    "Dont look at the moon"
    The moon : imma just get closer then.

    • @Yungwolfo
      @Yungwolfo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      Needy ass moon

    • @JayFoxer
      @JayFoxer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      @@Yungwolfo you know what this calls for? time to lewd the fuck outta the moon then

    • @ole5079
      @ole5079 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@JayFoxer moon chan

    • @TZ-ik3ep
      @TZ-ik3ep 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Bruh I'm getting Majora's mask vibes

    • @dudeman4514
      @dudeman4514 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The guy who played GTA San Andreas: no prob fam

  • @DimentiosLoyalest
    @DimentiosLoyalest 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11806

    "Skywatching"
    If I know anything about this series, it's that this is literally the worst possible idea.

    • @reddodeado301
      @reddodeado301 4 ปีที่แล้ว +428

      And you were correct.

    • @rhondaelliott2558
      @rhondaelliott2558 4 ปีที่แล้ว +271

      You were very correct

    • @LowIntSpecimen
      @LowIntSpecimen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +280

      You were so fucking correct.

    • @oooo-sg2cs
      @oooo-sg2cs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +142

      Correctomundo

    • @DrCoomer_1
      @DrCoomer_1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +125

      Indeed very correct

  • @alexisvillanueva1570
    @alexisvillanueva1570 2 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    The creator: I’m going to make the next episode very good.
    the creator realizes: *this little maneuver is going to cost us 51 years*

  • @jillbartolo5002
    @jillbartolo5002 2 ปีที่แล้ว +317

    "The oldest and strongest emotion of mankind is fear, and the oldest and strongest kind of fear is fear of the unknown."
    -H.P Lovecraft

    • @zed1877
      @zed1877 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      he says, hazbin hotel pfp and all

    • @systemreb00ted
      @systemreb00ted ปีที่แล้ว

      “I hate ethnic minorities” - H.P lovecraft

    • @Rotisiv
      @Rotisiv ปีที่แล้ว

      Too bad he fell prey to absurdism.

    • @hovant6666
      @hovant6666 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      close, but funnily biologically enough, the universal fear, even among those otherwise medically incapable of feeling fear, is an increase in the concentration of CO2 in one's blood

    • @ninjabluefyre3815
      @ninjabluefyre3815 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Maybe he should have gotten to know them, then he wouldn't have been so afraid.

  • @M3L0618
    @M3L0618 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6883

    Oh Neil Armstrong didn’t just land on the moon. *He survived it.*

    • @X1M43
      @X1M43 4 ปีที่แล้ว +427

      He conquered it. It's his throne.

    • @Brainwave101
      @Brainwave101 4 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      I think you mean Gnorts Mr Alien.

    • @paleozoey
      @paleozoey 4 ปีที่แล้ว +238

      the first local58 broadcasts began in the late 1960s, just as humans started putting probes on the moon, which in turn could have awoken whatever it is inside... just a theory.

    • @roshanfey
      @roshanfey 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@paleozoey a LOCAL58 theory! keep looking up!

    • @Sorryhurtsgazing
      @Sorryhurtsgazing 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      M3L0619 he awakened the moon

  • @quote6013
    @quote6013 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1478

    Oh PLEASE tell me we get a title card that just says "The Moon"
    *HIS THRONE*
    oh okay

    • @charlotterice3839
      @charlotterice3839 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      with the Frizz? NO WAY

    • @anneoctober7
      @anneoctober7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Charlotte Rice *CRUISIN ON DOWN MAI-*

    • @TheKoalaTTV
      @TheKoalaTTV 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      god of RAGE he’s gotta sit somewhere

    • @donnaquixote7538
      @donnaquixote7538 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Finished the 90's Sailor Moon show a while ago, and I'm pretty sure it's supposed to be "*her* throne". xD

    • @gracew6703
      @gracew6703 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      completely proves film theory

  • @Sockren
    @Sockren 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    2:24. im now thinking the small holes are now flesh that has grown on the surface.

  • @torillama4275
    @torillama4275 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "Huh. Why is that on the moon?" "Why is the moon gone?" "Why is the moon LARGE."

  • @sirfool9491
    @sirfool9491 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8031

    Title: Skywatching
    Everyone who’s seen the past videos: Ah, so we have chosen death

    • @lucavalente6620
      @lucavalente6620 4 ปีที่แล้ว +124

      Betweens being mind fucked or being mauled/murdered by alien that seems to be the better choice.

    • @xXshadowprinceXx
      @xXshadowprinceXx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      420th like, smokem' if ya gottem'.

    • @bevivoices
      @bevivoices 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      What a creative joke

    • @DudeBro76
      @DudeBro76 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      -death- endless real sleep✅

    • @chrisjames3655
      @chrisjames3655 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ALL Hail Are New Gods

  • @spencer9305
    @spencer9305 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2202

    Wow this is pretty normal so far
    “HIS THRONE”
    Now hold on a minute-

    • @glowing_purple_girl
      @glowing_purple_girl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Was waiting for the moon to show up

    • @Anemoia643
      @Anemoia643 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      R e j o i c e

    • @donsancho6690
      @donsancho6690 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      haha get it guys he explains why it’s unexpected

    • @someonethatsinafucktonoffa104
      @someonethatsinafucktonoffa104 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@donsancho6690 ha ha ha
      *help me sanchy isn't definitely holding me at gunpoint*

    • @foos9978
      @foos9978 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The emprah protects

  • @jking4854
    @jking4854 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    3:26 Sometimes I come back just for this moment. What sounds like roar from the moon creature, the air raid sirens implying the government knew about the moon and this specific event. It's magnifique.

  • @trash-boiii
    @trash-boiii 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    now, I gotta point out that, that camera has REAL zoom in it, like holy fuck

  • @hollow1279
    @hollow1279 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4628

    Really.
    At this time of the year.
    At this time of the day.
    At this side of the spooky month,
    localized entirely within (almost) Halloween

    • @Duragizer8775
      @Duragizer8775 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      The number of likes this comment deserves can't be contained within this universe.

    • @sirmount2636
      @sirmount2636 4 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      No.

    • @nakamaswarrior292
      @nakamaswarrior292 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      It was an unforgetable video

    • @IamEviLKeRRY
      @IamEviLKeRRY 4 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      well Kris Straub, you are an odd fellow
      but i must say...
      you steam a good ham

    • @ThePingedOne
      @ThePingedOne 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Delightfully devilish kris!

  • @ShadowDuck7892
    @ShadowDuck7892 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3071

    The moon is trying to destroy us because Eggman pissed on it

    • @wellinthatcase7474
      @wellinthatcase7474 4 ปีที่แล้ว +132

      Only true legends get this joke

    • @jeremyyyy3300
      @jeremyyyy3300 4 ปีที่แล้ว +165

      *I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKE*

    • @lunarlunar9405
      @lunarlunar9405 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Eggman will moon himself in front of us all

    • @nonordinaryneon5541
      @nonordinaryneon5541 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      MY SUPER LAZER PISS

    • @leonard3667
      @leonard3667 4 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      *HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT OBAMA?! I PISSED ON THE **_MOON_** YOU IDIOT!*

  • @goblinoftheyear7407
    @goblinoftheyear7407 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    *FLY ME TO THE MOON*
    *AND LET ME KICK ITS FUCKING ASS*
    *LET ME SHOW IT WHAT I LEARNED IN MY*
    *MOON JUJITSU CLASS*

  • @ToasterOficial
    @ToasterOficial ปีที่แล้ว +10

    *My respect to this Channel for creating the Analog Horror genre at a time when it didn't even exist.*

  • @cmcphotography1
    @cmcphotography1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3296

    "Is it a bird?"
    "Is it a plane?"
    No, thats *Hı§ ŤhŔøÑƏ*

    • @mariotuber2866
      @mariotuber2866 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      No, this is Patrick.

    • @formofchicken4519
      @formofchicken4519 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      oh god

    • @yep6925
      @yep6925 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      We must *R* *E* *J* *O* *I* *C* *E*

    • @acat3772
      @acat3772 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      NO THIS IS LOCAL 58

    • @tlepageart4294
      @tlepageart4294 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      R E J O I C E

  • @arsonburgertv
    @arsonburgertv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2600

    Orions Belt
    :)
    Pleiades
    :)
    His throne
    :|

    • @randomuser5443
      @randomuser5443 4 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      Rejoice
      X/

    • @strateupgamr7
      @strateupgamr7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      Rejoice
      :(

    • @ari-eljamila6955
      @ari-eljamila6955 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      And take heed, lest you lift your eyes to heaven, and when you see the sun, the moon, and the stars, all the host of heaven, you feel driven to worship them and serve them, which the Lord your God has given to all the peoples under the whole heaven as a heritage.
      Deuteronomy 4:19 NKJV
      bible.com/bible/114/deu.4.19.NKJV

    • @theepicoshawott
      @theepicoshawott 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@ari-eljamila6955 didn't know aliens read the Bible

    • @antaine1916
      @antaine1916 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@theepicoshawott What makes you think they didn't write it?

  • @thelinuxcolonel7292
    @thelinuxcolonel7292 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    I really hope this series isn't dead; I'm absolutely in love with it

    • @CoercedJab
      @CoercedJab ปีที่แล้ว

      Y’all setting yourselves up for disappointment calling it a series lol

  • @guiltygearalonecompl
    @guiltygearalonecompl 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Truly testing myself, watching this out in a field at night. First tiny noise and my heart is going to explode, wish me luck!

  • @schlumpkin
    @schlumpkin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3506

    everybody gangsta till paid programming is scheduled

    • @jdawg3074
      @jdawg3074 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Brownskikuca Garlic Bread paid programming is like the one kid in school who gets absolutely fucking ripped the piss outta

    • @cryoman4144
      @cryoman4144 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Local58 when it regains contact and can run their normal schedule and then paid programming is scheduled
      Ah shit!
      Here we go again.

    • @jeremyc9593
      @jeremyc9593 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I remember that feeling, being 9 years old watching TV late at night. Once the paid programming started, it almost felt like being cut off from society. The house seemed darker and creepier.

    • @napoleonsolo5929
      @napoleonsolo5929 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@jeremyc9593 During the 1990s-00s lots of independent pro wrestling companies would air during the paid programming slot.

    • @jeremyc9593
      @jeremyc9593 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@napoleonsolo5929 Not where I live. That would have been way better. We only had infomercials. (Although I didn't mind Amazing Discoveries)

  • @cumbrap
    @cumbrap 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2949

    Damn I can see why this one took so long, they had to pull the entire moon into Earth's atmosphere for the ending.

    • @cactyiee4307
      @cactyiee4307 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Yee probably

    • @flamingsword9214
      @flamingsword9214 4 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      No all they did was rope in the sun until it was close enough to be covered with a green screen. They then made it LOOK like the moon

    • @SupaKoopaTroopa64
      @SupaKoopaTroopa64 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Didn't expect to see Digby here

    • @aurablue9038
      @aurablue9038 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I knew something was off about the moon a few days before the video was uploaded

    • @moonrunes6203
      @moonrunes6203 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Oh shit, a goat

  • @chernobyl09
    @chernobyl09 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    The camera’s zoom in quality is crazy

  • @user-cd1nl8kh7e
    @user-cd1nl8kh7e 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    We need more analog horror like this

  • @sambutton8494
    @sambutton8494 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1504

    *H I S T H R O N E*
    boy, that escalated quickly

    • @toppu10animes
      @toppu10animes 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Still we don't know wtf that means

    • @schweetbuhtaetoe3770
      @schweetbuhtaetoe3770 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      The moon is a boy?

    • @SpiderkillersInc
      @SpiderkillersInc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@schweetbuhtaetoe3770 There's like a skeleton in the moon or something, looking at us.

    • @calebpagan2226
      @calebpagan2226 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      The leader of the aliens. They use the moon to control humans or something along those lines. The way the guy stood in the moonlight reminded me of the skeleton cartoon.

    • @PotatoOnASpork
      @PotatoOnASpork 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      The moon is home to the devil and it is his throne

  • @GreetingsFromSpaceWhale
    @GreetingsFromSpaceWhale 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6617

    “Moons haunted.”
    “What?”
    *zooms in with camera*
    “Moons haunted.”

    • @timschantz5225
      @timschantz5225 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Lmao nice dude

    • @Ellie-cy2pp
      @Ellie-cy2pp 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      LOL

    • @PurgPurg
      @PurgPurg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      This is one of the only comments that actually made me laugh. Just picturing a convo between two bros or something

    • @fwerengang
      @fwerengang 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      666like

    • @CaptainLass
      @CaptainLass 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      "I understood that reference"

  • @YankeePendragon
    @YankeePendragon ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The freakiest bit for me wasn't seeing the black triangle on its surface, or even the moving mists on its surface, or even "His Throne" appearing on the screen.
    It was the alert sirens starting to sound at 3:33.

  • @pedrovieira-ri7lk
    @pedrovieira-ri7lk 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    And this is the same guy who created Candle Cove. Congrats Kris

  • @makodolphus7810
    @makodolphus7810 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2532

    *Loads gun*
    Moon's haunted

    • @facelessidiot6407
      @facelessidiot6407 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Definitely.

    • @lukasvonweidts9681
      @lukasvonweidts9681 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Okay now, you know where to aim that thing, right?

    • @s2korpionic
      @s2korpionic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@lukasvonweidts9681 shit, we need Ernie for this?

    • @makodolphus7810
      @makodolphus7810 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@lukasvonweidts9681 At the moon, yes

    • @lukasvonweidts9681
      @lukasvonweidts9681 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      ​@@makodolphus7810 Good. It also seems to be getting closer, so it should be an easier target than usual.

  • @newtenic
    @newtenic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10131

    this series reminds me of watching adult swim as a child and not understanding anything so you’re just scared

    • @jazzpunk3527
      @jazzpunk3527 3 ปีที่แล้ว +299

      Holy shit I feel this comment, oh my God

    • @theultimitelifeform8548
      @theultimitelifeform8548 3 ปีที่แล้ว +189

      Yeah like I was confused then they showed those this is adult swim comersals and got freaked

    • @pokimaster2491
      @pokimaster2491 3 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      me with king of the hill:

    • @Sardine_Sandwich
      @Sardine_Sandwich 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Season finale of Xavier Renegade Angel when I was like 10 for me, and of course it had to be the part they were playing the flutes

    • @mrhabibi4776
      @mrhabibi4776 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Damn, u right

  • @stormtrooper4358
    @stormtrooper4358 2 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    Can we all agree that this guy's videos are so soothing and the best to have when you're trying to go to sleep

    • @patrickgarcia2384
      @patrickgarcia2384 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Especially when you’ve completed the Real Sleep program from TRI!
      *There are no faces.*

  • @ryanasmrr
    @ryanasmrr ปีที่แล้ว +3

    the first half of this video gave me asmr :')

  • @theish8632
    @theish8632 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2023

    Me: Oh, the moon. Cool.
    Local 58: *HIS THRONE*
    Me: Oh I don't like that

    • @reanimationeas342
      @reanimationeas342 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Been watching Local 58 for over a year and I wonder what "His Throne" means? Plus there was "He found me thru the mirror" in Weather Service. Some kind of connection

    • @offscreen6578
      @offscreen6578 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@reanimationeas342 To answer your first question, look closely at the bottom half of the moon during the last few seconds of the recording (where the footage freezes up and it's in high-def), and you'll see what looks like a demonic bird skeleton thingy.

    • @theish8632
      @theish8632 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lavi Hayoun Doesn’t quite explain “Real Sleep”

    • @theish8632
      @theish8632 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lavi Hayoun but relating to the moon god and all that

    • @sootsmcsoots7520
      @sootsmcsoots7520 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Lavi Hayoun I highly doubt Kris Straub intended for this to have any connection to destiny lol

  • @notpup2008
    @notpup2008 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1248

    Someone: the Moon is so pretty!
    Me: Moon's Haunted.
    Someone: what?
    Me: (assumes the Victory Position) Moon's Haunted.

    • @stoutyyyy
      @stoutyyyy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      Front lawn
      Face up
      Feet together

    • @dr.altoclef9255
      @dr.altoclef9255 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      MOON BROKE. Day broke. Night broke.

    • @southbeachtalent
      @southbeachtalent 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Children and pets first. The smallest patriots!

    • @leehttucec-9985
      @leehttucec-9985 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@dr.altoclef9255 [Melting noises]

    • @randomketchuppacket9537
      @randomketchuppacket9537 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      *Moons Haunted*

  • @pixiehamilton8584
    @pixiehamilton8584 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    Ohhhkay that's just evil. The tie in to the presidential alert system one is creepy . Especially with the sirens going off at the end

  • @hallosx2
    @hallosx2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    anyone back here after kris' new teaser on twitter?

  • @rain_in_space5788
    @rain_in_space5788 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2120

    Things I have learned from the station:
    There is no face
    Do not look up at the Moon
    The Moon is his throne
    It was a grave mistake
    When Siri tells you to turn off your headlights in a creepy Forest you do. it

    • @TheUltravault
      @TheUltravault 3 ปีที่แล้ว +125

      no the point was dont listen to your gps when it takes you in the middle of the damn woods and use your brain

    • @bpyrotroph3670
      @bpyrotroph3670 2 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      Dreaming is unnecessary.
      Sleep is detrimental.
      Remember the three F's, the victory position.
      Listen to your GPS.
      Don't listen to your GPS.
      The moon is HIS THRONE.
      Don't look at the moon.
      Look at the moon.
      If you are scared, we will look together.

    • @theradicalace
      @theradicalace 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      dreams are a cancer on the face of sleep

    • @Solar_Sounds
      @Solar_Sounds 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      There are no faces.

    • @tamiromero6987
      @tamiromero6987 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      The impure minded sleep
      Point muzzle (hole of gun) to roof of mouth
      We will play this message until there are none to read it.

  • @nitronixus9402
    @nitronixus9402 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2559

    THIS IS LITERALLY THE WORST IDEA WHY WOULD YOU EVEN TR-
    THE MOON IS BEAUTIFUL

    • @CBRN-115
      @CBRN-115 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Hehe moon bright

    •  4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@CBRN-115 REJOICE

    • @NiffirgkcaJ
      @NiffirgkcaJ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Humans go brrrrr

    • @guidoizsucc
      @guidoizsucc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Literally this entire channel

    • @sayaksen8296
      @sayaksen8296 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *his throne

  • @francinecabrera188
    @francinecabrera188 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Easily one of my favorite series yet. Great work!

  • @NineTailsAlfree
    @NineTailsAlfree 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    He's Back.

  • @Tondre55
    @Tondre55 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2598

    Me: Well the Halloween TH-cam uploads were kinda disappointing this year
    Local 58: Hold my existential dread

    • @varimkadas6068
      @varimkadas6068 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No more likes ... its ... PERFECT ... six hundred sixty six ... YIKES!

    • @koenmetekohy1296
      @koenmetekohy1296 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Nexpo also uploaded on Halloween

    • @noahwilliams8996
      @noahwilliams8996 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Accursed farms uploaded a pretty good one.

    • @spongebobfan96
      @spongebobfan96 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mate have you seen the spooky arg channels this Halloween? Pizza time pizza had the best finale on Halloween you’ve missed a lot

    • @Chris_Cross
      @Chris_Cross 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You're telling me. One channel I watch, I was expecting a big Halloween special featuring this character that appears nearly every year. But there wasn't anything.

  • @PearangeProductions
    @PearangeProductions 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1515

    "Agh, Halloween SUCKED for TH-cam..."
    (Local58 uploads)
    "...but who says Halloween can't continue for an extra day?"

    • @iamking132
      @iamking132 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      TH-cam Halloween continues for a week after Halloween

    • @JeepusChrystler
      @JeepusChrystler 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      November is a conspiracy created to subjugate the actual months. October and Halloween continue until the day before Thanksgiving, which is the last true day of October. December then follows. Do not believe the lies of the 12-monthers, and open your mind.

    • @spook407
      @spook407 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      JeepusChrystler I have been illuminated. Thank you lord and savior, you have made me
      *W O K E*

    • @edzdjkdb33ee
      @edzdjkdb33ee 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Pizza time pizza 10 though

    • @axolotl2959
      @axolotl2959 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Is your name and pfp serious or are you joking?

  • @naremanumair5765
    @naremanumair5765 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    MINIONS TONIGHT WE STEAL ZA MOONNNNNN

  • @brytonmorrell1946
    @brytonmorrell1946 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    This video feels like it’s going on at the same time as weather warning video, I hope this moon thing continues to progress

    • @ethanjimenez1446
      @ethanjimenez1446 ปีที่แล้ว

      Me too

    • @questionquestion1
      @questionquestion1 ปีที่แล้ว

      Omg i was literally thinking this too. This has to be it. The sirens we hear in this video sound like the sirens used for weather emergencies. Definitely feels like a clue. This IS the meteorological event

  • @swimmingseabass314
    @swimmingseabass314 4 ปีที่แล้ว +935

    everyone gangsta
    *TILL LOCAL 58 STARTS BROADCASTING*

    • @garfocusalternate
      @garfocusalternate 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Everybody gangsta till the moon come closer.

    • @randomketchuppacket9537
      @randomketchuppacket9537 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What do you mean mai guy.

    • @LegoMonthMan
      @LegoMonthMan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@randomketchuppacket9537 They are Patrons, they get to see stuff before it comes out.

    • @randomketchuppacket9537
      @randomketchuppacket9537 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Local 58 is the best news station.

    • @ArtyI
      @ArtyI 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Everybody gangsta until the moon embiggens

  • @ExcaliburGamingYT
    @ExcaliburGamingYT 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2082

    I see gru’s plan is coming together nicely...

    • @galaxydoes8034
      @galaxydoes8034 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Ok Boomer.

    • @kingofdemons948
      @kingofdemons948 4 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      GalaxyDoes ok normie

    • @galaxydoes8034
      @galaxydoes8034 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@kingofdemons948 Ok Mr. Goat.

    • @kingofdemons948
      @kingofdemons948 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      m.th-cam.com/video/odcPUV3vLEc/w-d-xo.html

    • @galaxydoes8034
      @galaxydoes8034 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@kingofdemons948 Ok you beautiful human being. Keep being the best warrior this country has to offer.

  • @BlizzardandBlaze
    @BlizzardandBlaze ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I find the sound of the wind and the cameraman changing... Filters? Lenses? So relaxing.

  • @kirolosmakram7350
    @kirolosmakram7350 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    "Moon, a hole of light
    Through the big top tent up high
    Here before and after me
    Shinin' down on me
    Moon, tell me if I could
    Send up my heart to you?
    So, when I die, which I must do
    Could it shine down here with you?
    'Cause my love is mine, all mine
    I love mine, mine, mine
    Nothing in the world belongs to me
    But my love mine, all mine, all mine"

  • @charlesispi
    @charlesispi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1807

    *Weather Service*
    DO NOT LOOK AT THE MOON.
    Moon : *gets bigger*
    Me : _No! This isn't how you're supposed to play the game!_

  • @PoisonInc
    @PoisonInc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1165

    Something deeply unsettling about an organic, living moon.

    • @hoogis
      @hoogis 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@tront5903 so whatever that creature was is part of the moon.

    • @robertcampbell3019
      @robertcampbell3019 4 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      Finally people talking about the video instead of making dumbass memes

    • @DAVMCPRJT
      @DAVMCPRJT 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      I think those are those brother moons from Dead Space

    • @robertcampbell3019
      @robertcampbell3019 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@DAVMCPRJT no they arent

    • @spazzmaticus9086
      @spazzmaticus9086 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@robertcampbell3019 yeah they are

  • @ttsnewsofficial
    @ttsnewsofficial ปีที่แล้ว +4

    me: mum can we go star gazing
    mum:we can go stargazing at home
    stargazing at home:sky watching

  • @WesCoastPiano
    @WesCoastPiano 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Man I'm still waiting for that city council meeting. Shit must be riveting.

  • @lordprime25
    @lordprime25 4 ปีที่แล้ว +828

    Moon: *Gets closer to earth*
    NASA: Wait that’s illegal

    • @rhondaelliott2558
      @rhondaelliott2558 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Also our oceans would be so rekt if that happened

    • @Corgipon
      @Corgipon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Rainbow Kitten yup

    • @lordprime25
      @lordprime25 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Not only that
      But if gets closer it could do some major damage by crashing into the Earth

    • @lowintellecttrash6737
      @lowintellecttrash6737 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      "Thats no moon"

    • @ernestotorres4604
      @ernestotorres4604 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Houston leave the chat*

  • @solitonmedic
    @solitonmedic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1363

    Did anyone just went “oh no” as soon as the moon came into view?

    • @dango6266
      @dango6266 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      I remembered the "don't look at the Moon" part from before.

    • @arkbien9303
      @arkbien9303 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Oh yes

    • @axolotl2959
      @axolotl2959 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Oh no

    • @AllhailtheUS
      @AllhailtheUS 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      If you paying attention the rest of the time...that moon is up to no good. 🌝 👀

    • @cyberneticxylem9614
      @cyberneticxylem9614 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@AllhailtheUS just look at it up there...
      Plottin'

  • @Peanutj2005
    @Peanutj2005 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    IDK if I'm crazy or if other people do this but I like watching videos like this in like the early morning hours around 2 am close to 3 am I hope I'm not the only one who does this

  • @CoasterMan13Official
    @CoasterMan13Official 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The local 58 logo in the beginning implies that at some point in its history, it was a CBS affiliate.
    Edit: Neil Young should totally write a song about this. It'd be awesome.

  • @ohlite
    @ohlite 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1434

    LOCAL58: Shows the moon
    Me: *Ah shit, here we go again*

    • @cladea3
      @cladea3 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Underrated comment. 😂

    • @judexl7958
      @judexl7958 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bonda style

    • @taxevasiongaming
      @taxevasiongaming 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh no

    • @dianneocain2429
      @dianneocain2429 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      For real tho-

    • @DevineLove333
      @DevineLove333 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The moon 🌙 moving super fast no time lapse!!! 😳 th-cam.com/video/uA6KI3w2lWU/w-d-xo.html

  • @Texasrahhhh
    @Texasrahhhh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2067

    What if the final episode we get to paid programming and it’s just
    *this program has been sponsored by raycons NEW e25 PREMIUM earbuds*

    • @eurodyne1855
      @eurodyne1855 3 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      This program has been sponsored by Raid Shadow Legends

    • @thesupervideogamenerdmore3171
      @thesupervideogamenerdmore3171 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      @@eurodyne1855 With over 400 different champions, DEFINITELY not clones ability wise.

    • @funnycatenjoyer2758
      @funnycatenjoyer2758 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      THIS ROUND OF GENOCIDE ON THE HUMAN RACE WAS SPONSORED BY SQUARESPACE

    • @mantonythe1st
      @mantonythe1st 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Visiting from the moon but can't find your usual shows on Netflix? Click the link in the description to start your free trial of Nord VPN today and gain access to content from your home satellite

    • @Hubba_Hubba9
      @Hubba_Hubba9 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Did
      Did you just sponsor earbuds??

  • @rafe_cam5
    @rafe_cam5 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Local 58, I'm praying you will return with another video, it been 2 years and I still miss you.

  • @cupcaketv5673
    @cupcaketv5673 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    It rlly caught me off-guard when we were looking at the moon close up, then you zoomed out and suddenly we see how much closer it is

  • @RiseTheDrake
    @RiseTheDrake 4 ปีที่แล้ว +948

    Moon: *Appears*
    Literally everyone watching: Aw shit here we go again.

    • @GummybearOverLord
      @GummybearOverLord 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Rise the drake insert screaming

    • @summerchilds
      @summerchilds 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@GummybearOverLord what you talking about Im looking at the moon right nowwwdheyyw9dycdu

    • @k8tieisjusthere123
      @k8tieisjusthere123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      lMAO-

    • @realyoshi9849
      @realyoshi9849 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      the moon is literally the "GOTEM" of this series

    • @denisn4te799
      @denisn4te799 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Everyone: finally, a normal episode!-
      Moon: I'm bouta end this man's whole career.

  • @southbeachtalent
    @southbeachtalent 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1633

    Girlfriend: The moon is so pretty tonight!
    Me: (stares at feet) uh huh sure sounds good!

    • @iowasucks9494
      @iowasucks9494 4 ปีที่แล้ว +241

      Just cause you got a foot fetish dont mean you gotta ignore her bro

    • @RealGameCraft101
      @RealGameCraft101 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@iowasucks9494 LMFAOOOOO

    • @ddoober
      @ddoober 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Jonathan Martinez it’s a self foot fetish

    • @southbeachtalent
      @southbeachtalent 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      Hey man. My foot fetish and local 58 are totally separate issues!

    • @ddoober
      @ddoober 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      southbeachtalent lmaoo

  • @82dorrin
    @82dorrin 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    The cameraman never dies.
    But they do REJOICE!!

  • @InSayNayTay0137
    @InSayNayTay0137 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    ever since childhood every night when the moon was out and full shining bright i'd always look out the window staring at it endlessly and still do sometime to time to this day and after watching these series... ima still do it haha

    • @LSF17
      @LSF17 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Buy a telescope

  • @myleshebert5107
    @myleshebert5107 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1845

    Nasa employee: Oh hey you guys are back early.
    Astronaut: Moon's haunted.
    Nasa employee: W...What?
    Astronaut: -Getting back on shuttle with pistol- Moon's Haunted.

    • @troliskimosko
      @troliskimosko 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Myles Hebert laughing my ass off 😂

    • @aughtymaroon6463
      @aughtymaroon6463 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Myles Herbert I’ve heard this somewhere before but I don’t remember where

    • @cloud__zero
      @cloud__zero 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Aughty Maroon tumblr. they stole it from there

    • @graysongdl
      @graysongdl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@cloud__zero Actually, the meme originated on Twitter.

    • @zanewee4405
      @zanewee4405 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Never expected a destiny reference

  • @n_tag9498
    @n_tag9498 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1700

    Boss: hey, Jim! How was stargazi-
    Camera guy: moon’s haunted.
    Boss: ...what?
    Camera guy: **loads gun** moon’s haunted.

    • @egg3143
      @egg3143 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      Me: *Sharpens knife* Moons extremely haunted

    • @Jolis_Parsec
      @Jolis_Parsec 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Dinklebot: “We’ve woken the Hive!”

    • @dutch-man7997
      @dutch-man7997 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Seen this a bunch what's this a reference to

    • @n_tag9498
      @n_tag9498 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      robotlettuce 59 the video game Destiny. Don’t know much beyond that.

    • @Brainwave101
      @Brainwave101 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      *Loads Sweet Business and equips Actium War Rig*
      "Moon's haunted."

  • @meking1808
    @meking1808 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    3:05 Oh don't worry about that it's just a Null temple you only go there when you get the lost ending in The Room Three

  • @ducksenjoyer9399
    @ducksenjoyer9399 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Local 58 TV is one of my nigtmares

  • @archipandara9441
    @archipandara9441 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2270

    POV: you failed the main quest in Majora's mask

  • @robthesaboteur
    @robthesaboteur 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1927

    Moons haunted.
    What?
    *gun clacks* Moons haunted.

    • @MightyMack03
      @MightyMack03 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      *puts on blindfold and shotguns bang energy*
      "Showtime"

    • @TheJollybishop
      @TheJollybishop 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Mind Altering frequencies coming from Luna. Check.
      Pyramid. Check.
      HOLY SHIT Guardians.

    • @declantecho1717
      @declantecho1717 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Moons alive
      What
      (Gun clacks) moon’s alive (shoots self)

    • @yuutsukun3798
      @yuutsukun3798 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Why does it sound like I've heard this from a video on TH-cam that involves the moon being infested with rock spiders before?

    • @SSFallingTTB
      @SSFallingTTB 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Dr.bright..?

  • @AgramonArte
    @AgramonArte 9 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Don't ask for anything, just live and die for art...

  • @asdf072xxp
    @asdf072xxp ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Love the homage to StarHustler

  • @thpokemontrilogy
    @thpokemontrilogy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1218

    Emergency Weather Service: "Citizens are advised not to view this event with the naked eye."
    Hank Heidemann: "Hold my beer."

    • @Vulpes_Ailurus
      @Vulpes_Ailurus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I don’t think that was Hank Heidemann.

    • @clonerstive
      @clonerstive 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      >Nak*d
      OwO !!

    • @thpokemontrilogy
      @thpokemontrilogy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      dremakes animpact ah shit I mixed up national weather service and emergency alert system LOL

    • @ihavenooriginalnameideas9036
      @ihavenooriginalnameideas9036 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *puts pants on my eye* how about now

    • @sonicseztrapsaregay4249
      @sonicseztrapsaregay4249 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Vulpes Ailurus Yep. The program that was originally going to air (“Skywatching with Hank Heidemann”) was hijacked by some moon cultist but still kept the title of “Skywatching”. And this is coming from the man himself when he was asked about this on Reddit.
      www.reddit.com/r/local58/comments/dq5xxu/not_sure_if_anybody_noticed_this_but_the/f60w8b1/?context=3

  • @rocktobot4851
    @rocktobot4851 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4499

    can we take a moment to appreciate how steady my man’s hand is

    • @GameractorBoy
      @GameractorBoy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Yes i am amused

    • @MarioPalma-gm3vn
      @MarioPalma-gm3vn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +128

      Probably has a tripod 🤔

    • @kotarojujo6365
      @kotarojujo6365 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Ω o m e g a k e k Ω my heart too

    • @jdawg3074
      @jdawg3074 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Ω o m e g a k e k Ω shrinking and going on my hand is like going through a magnitude 6 earthquake

    • @om9815
      @om9815 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Facts

  • @user-en7dx1qp3k
    @user-en7dx1qp3k 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The title is a play on words. By "Skywatching" you initially think it means that you're looking at things in the sky, however what it is actually saying is that the sky is what's watching you. It's not skywatching, it's the sky watching.

  • @user84074
    @user84074 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    When we needed them most, they disappeared.

  • @animateddepression
    @animateddepression 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1559

    And here I was all jazzed to watch that 1991 city council meeting.... :(

    • @GreatNegus
      @GreatNegus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I like that you have Diane as your profile pic because I can totally picture her saying something like that.

    • @skiddish5094
      @skiddish5094 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      At 12:30 in the morning

    • @sethescope
      @sethescope 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@skiddish5094 it's a recording of the meeting, it's not live, BUT now that I'm saying that, it being a recording and being shown at that hour doesn't make it better or less weird lol

    • @skiddish5094
      @skiddish5094 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@sethescope I just love the idea of the city council scheduling a meeting in the dead at night so they can pass policies without anyone knowing

    • @sethescope
      @sethescope 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@skiddish5094 I mean, it's a city council meeting. they could have it broadcast at the best time of day for broadcasting and very few people would watch lol so a city council meeting where stuff gets passed without anyone knowing? that's kind of every city council meeting 😂

  • @douglasmoulton3137
    @douglasmoulton3137 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1077

    “His throne” not “their throne” which makes me further support the idea that the antagonist here isn’t an invading alien race but rather that this is all the work of an old eldritch horror that’s inflicting madness upon us all, and that the creatures from you are on the fastest available route are his thralls

    • @notsocoolguy8492
      @notsocoolguy8492 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Nyarlathotep.

    • @tommydaniels2056
      @tommydaniels2056 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      I love that, as aliens feels wrong, and so do demons, i could totally picture the moon being a Lovecraftian horror tho

    • @thorshammer7883
      @thorshammer7883 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@tommydaniels2056
      What's the difference?

    • @tommydaniels2056
      @tommydaniels2056 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@thorshammer7883 The difference is demons are spiritual in nature, and aliens are a bit tacky normally in my opinion, lovecraft's stuff is rarely touched upon, and would fit incredibly well with local58, due to the general unease it instills

    • @thorshammer7883
      @thorshammer7883 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@tommydaniels2056
      Well Lovecraft's are really demonic in nature so I don't really see much of a difference. Especially since both his entities and the way Demons act are mainly the same for the most part including things like cults , witchcraft, and worshipped as gods and want human and blood sacrifices so there's not really much of a difference between demons and Lovecraft's entities if you ask me. Except one has more flesh involved then the other one.

  • @flavorfulI
    @flavorfulI 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    idk why but whenever they were getting closer to "His Throne" it reminded me of how you start in gta

  • @obscure.reference
    @obscure.reference 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    feels like we’re missing out on the city council meeting