Adam making hyperbole about the earbuds while Stav just says "stop... just stop this" is so brilliant. Adam comparing asking for a sandwich from a cafe to a macbook from a pizzeria is just amazing. All Adam has to do is admit that "sorry I wasnt thinking, I didnt realise what you meant and I fucked up" but instead he drafts new lies and tales every time hes caught out "I would have got you a breakfast sandwich, actually they did have pastries, actually they did have sandwiches but they werent the right type so I didnt tell you. Actually I never promised you a sandwich and Im a good person for offering you a coffee".
There’s a dishonest pathology of never admitting you’re wrong that is sleazy and passive. A normal person could just say, “I was getting coffee and you made it too complicated. I hadn’t even had my coffee yet. I didn’t want to deal with your sandwich needs.” That would be straightforward and not duplicitous. A normal person can say, “I was being selfish. Let me make it up to you. Do you want anything right now? Are you still hungry? We can order lunch.” What makes Adam’s transgressions egregious is that he can’t admit to the minor transgression. So he lies, and it’s the lie that is the bigger problem. It’s worse than a pattern. It’s his S.O.P., part of a neurotic need to be perfect.
@@MarcosElMalo2 Honestly I wish I made my comment after a few more times listening to the video, because the more you listen the worse it gets. There are multiple moments where Adam is clearly proven wrong, he knows hes been proven wrong, and then pretends he didnt hear the thing that proved him wrong and quickly changes what he finds absurd with Stav's "demand". The whole basis of stav's complaint is that he would have been fine with a pastry if there were no sandwiches. Adam ignores this intentionally, and then backtracks to say there were pastries behind the counter later on, which is all that Stav wanted if there were no sandwiches, before switching to saying sandwiches arent the same as pastries, which was never Stav's point. From there, it becomes a battle of Adam defending the hill of "they didnt have sandwiches, if they had sandwiches i'd have gotten you one", which again, wasnt Stav's point, Stav would have been fine with any food because hes a fat fuck and Adam knows this. Following from that, when they make the call, Adam clearly hears the worker say he has a tuna sandwich and quiche, but somehow doesnt hear the worker say they have egg and hash brown and breakfast burritos all day? before telling Stav "what you wanted a quiche?" Its honestly such a masterful insight into the mind of a bug and manipulator. I wonder how many conversations ive had with certain people, where if you are able to dissect the same conversation multiple times you would get such a web of lies and trickery?
@@matthewtEhe probably DOES tip waiters, but then gets indignant about it - “can you believe it? I generously gave that waiter a 12% tip instead of my usual 8.5%, and he didn’t even fall to his knees weeping with gratitude. last time I ever leave a tip at THAT restaurant!”
@@canislupus3655Adam doesn’t get Stav the sandwich > Damages their relationship beyond the joke > Bad blood builds up over time and eventually Stav leaves the show > With the dead weight gone, Nick and Adam are free to invest in their new project > Higher budget show, gets high profile guests > 1975 vocalist and T. Swift’s ex Matty Healy on the new pod, makes jokes the lead to mass outrage from the media > Taylor writes new music dissing Healy as part of his cancellation > It’s a huge hit > Swift regains popularity to new levels > Booked for Half Time
@@clivechesterman6635 I mean if you spend any amount of time watching debates, you realise that a highly skilled debater can easily obfuscate and lie their way to victory over a less skilled debater, even when they have an incorrect position. It happens literally all the time. So yes, Hitler is literally saying that he would lose debates when they employ these tactics Also something something I'm gay.
The psychological damage his parents did to him is insane. He will neither own up to something or defend himself with logic. He just lies and lies like a spanked child
@@namedidiino it's not, and if you think it is you're the greedy one. Plus they all made like 100k off this show a month, and a simple text back "nah just grabbing coffee sorry" would a been fine
Adam is really such a bug, he actually “believes” that his headphones magically got fixed. He really couldn’t accept that he took someone else’s headphones, the most realistic reality. He convinces himself of the lies that would always benefit him because he loves himself that much
"I was being nice, and now you're punishing me for being nice" not a good look for Adam But to be devils advocate he was in a rush and maybe just had time to get coffees. -gay
This is why Stav left. After all this and then the sequel is The Adam Friesland Show. This is like the meta Family Guy cutaway when Quagmire, like Stav, the pussy loving funniest secondary character of the show, thought he was getting the spinoff, when really Cleveland, like Adam- as Kyrie Irving would put it "Hebrew to Negro"- actually got the spinoff.
Stav is not even remotely funny on the podcast, the only “jokes” he ever makes are just restating what Nick has just said then replacing a word with either dick, pussy, titty, or gay
I almost respect the Jews in a weird way. To be able to lawyer your way out of spending $10 on your friend yet still being able to remain friends is awesome. 😂
Sometimes it genuinely bums me out that all of my jewish friends do shit like this, and at times are basically just walking stereotypes; other times it makes me laugh because if they all do it, it can't be just a stereotype. My buddy Isaac took my $200 oakley polarized shades a month back and didn't think I would notice that I had his knock off pair that aren't polarized. It's pretty obvious when I get blinded everytime I go fishing but ofc the Js don't think of shit like that.
Thinking Adam has to be the subject matter of so many group chats that he's unaware of gives me much joy. Dude is that one “friend” who isn’t worth knowing outside of a group chat because no one would believe the dumb shit they say/do without having been there.
The fact that stavs vocabulary became so much better out of hunger/anger, is truly hilarious
Delactable.
He was glaring at Adam with a Thousand Island stare the whole time.
And he’s not laughing mirthfully.
Hanger
weird comma bro
Adam 100% thought the sandwich was too expensive and was worried about Stav not paying him back. The Macbook Pro line was truly egregious
These mf make 100k a month
Every recorded moment of Adam is a transgression against comedy
Only fat people will 100% be on stavs side on this issue.
Both are equally in the wrong, and the MacBook line was funny.
@@adampica9815 don't forget 50% of it goes to the idf
I simply cannot believe the audacity of the MacBook pro statement from Adam
The word is Chutzpah
Absolutely talmudic
That was awesome lol
Egregious!
He couldn’t even be bothered to say a good item, there’s no way it’s not a bit… right?
“If you’re just joining us - we’re in the adam’s lying segment”
Nick chiming in with the perfect lines
after like 5 mins of stav and adam arguing he just cuts in with, "im trying to go to the zoo and meet the animals" lol
I love how Adam is a trained lawyer, and he loses so routinely and horribly to his two idiot friends lmfao
*failed lawyer
There's a reason he's a failed laywer
Not to ruin the bit; fitting for an Adam defense, but he only took the LSATs and got in to law school but never attended.
No wonder he never made it as a lawyer
@@HarrisonHollersthat was a huge mistake
That phone call with the cafe truly was the nail in the coffin
Gritting his teeth in anger while he does the ad read was the coup de grase
Stealing Stav's headphones is the funniest thing Adam has ever done
Replacing them with the gas station ones that even if You plug in you still have to pair lolol
Someone clearly hasn't heard the Adam Friedland show.
Shitting his pants
@@Soloman_GumballThe perfect counter-argument
In only 3 words
@@nortonman5238he said “funny”
Stav burping both abruptly and seamlessly in the middle of his rant about not getting a sandwich is the funniest and fattest thing hes ever done
10:47
Adam’s definately the kinda guy to shit himself in his brand new white linen pants,
and then steal your apple headphones.
Adam's MacBook pro analogy gave me a deeper understanding of the Holocaust
And an appreciation.
There’s still too many of them! - a fellow Jew
Adam making hyperbole about the earbuds while Stav just says "stop... just stop this" is so brilliant. Adam comparing asking for a sandwich from a cafe to a macbook from a pizzeria is just amazing. All Adam has to do is admit that "sorry I wasnt thinking, I didnt realise what you meant and I fucked up" but instead he drafts new lies and tales every time hes caught out "I would have got you a breakfast sandwich, actually they did have pastries, actually they did have sandwiches but they werent the right type so I didnt tell you. Actually I never promised you a sandwich and Im a good person for offering you a coffee".
There’s a dishonest pathology of never admitting you’re wrong that is sleazy and passive. A normal person could just say, “I was getting coffee and you made it too complicated. I hadn’t even had my coffee yet. I didn’t want to deal with your sandwich needs.” That would be straightforward and not duplicitous. A normal person can say, “I was being selfish. Let me make it up to you. Do you want anything right now? Are you still hungry? We can order lunch.”
What makes Adam’s transgressions egregious is that he can’t admit to the minor transgression. So he lies, and it’s the lie that is the bigger problem. It’s worse than a pattern. It’s his S.O.P., part of a neurotic need to be perfect.
@@MarcosElMalo2 Honestly I wish I made my comment after a few more times listening to the video, because the more you listen the worse it gets.
There are multiple moments where Adam is clearly proven wrong, he knows hes been proven wrong, and then pretends he didnt hear the thing that proved him wrong and quickly changes what he finds absurd with Stav's "demand".
The whole basis of stav's complaint is that he would have been fine with a pastry if there were no sandwiches. Adam ignores this intentionally, and then backtracks to say there were pastries behind the counter later on, which is all that Stav wanted if there were no sandwiches, before switching to saying sandwiches arent the same as pastries, which was never Stav's point.
From there, it becomes a battle of Adam defending the hill of "they didnt have sandwiches, if they had sandwiches i'd have gotten you one", which again, wasnt Stav's point, Stav would have been fine with any food because hes a fat fuck and Adam knows this.
Following from that, when they make the call, Adam clearly hears the worker say he has a tuna sandwich and quiche, but somehow doesnt hear the worker say they have egg and hash brown and breakfast burritos all day? before telling Stav "what you wanted a quiche?"
Its honestly such a masterful insight into the mind of a bug and manipulator. I wonder how many conversations ive had with certain people, where if you are able to dissect the same conversation multiple times you would get such a web of lies and trickery?
@@apollo-3744 it's part of his culture you shouldn't be that harsh on him, you would not be mad at a German guy for speaking in German right ?
Accurate analysis
It’s called being jewish
"People don't listen to the show to hear friends fight" -Adam trying to derail one of the best all time bits ever
I now know why Adam is bullied so much on the show,it isn't a bit, he deserves everything
Ugghh, okay, Mr anti-semite...
@@Jordannadroj20 What's wrong with being an anti-semite?
@@matthewtE why is being Jewish an insult nick?
the criticisms and accusations yes but the rudeness and bullying no
It's not bullying if it is justified.
"I am a man of principal" that's the funniest thing Adam has said
“Principal” meaning the original sum of money borrowed in a loan or put into an investment.
principle*
but I get the joke and also I’m gay
im tryna go to the zoo and meet the animals
i used to be the same - now i just go the park to meet the cruisers
I go to the pet cemetery and meet the ghost animals.
This is stav's Nuremberg trials
maybe adam hadnt eaten his breakfast bowl of dust and crumbs yet, so he was in a wacky mood
This is Seinfeld with swears, I love it.
Adam would be an incredible Curb Your Enthusiasm character
@@sinicolvalley6185 they're all jews anyway
@@sinicolvalley6185Lewis?
@@sinicolvalley6185 it's always sunny too
11:55 jesus fucking christ lmao
Lmfaooo
I cried so hard
19:36 (also, noise warning, dude!)
Adam’s lies are insane
I bet he doesn't even tip waiters
"In a random switcheroo, I thought they got fixed."
@@matthewtEhe is African American after all
@@matthewtEhe probably DOES tip waiters, but then gets indignant about it - “can you believe it? I generously gave that waiter a 12% tip instead of my usual 8.5%, and he didn’t even fall to his knees weeping with gratitude. last time I ever leave a tip at THAT restaurant!”
Someone needs to do a super cut because I think he’s a compulsive liar. He just makes up insane stories.
Adam demanding an attitude change is a historic moment in radio
Stav pulling up the coffee shop menu is peak Stav
edit: then the phone call lol
Stav pulling up anything food related is peak stav
I saw this just as it happened 😂
Adam is an example of no matter how nice and harmless someone seems there's something in everybody that is a little evil
And for Adam it’s called being Jewish
11:57 made me laugh so much harder than it should have
Who could have guessed that a breakfast sandwich would have a domino effect that ended up causing Taylor Swift to do the Super Bowl Halftime Show.
What
@@canislupus3655Adam doesn’t get Stav the sandwich > Damages their relationship beyond the joke > Bad blood builds up over time and eventually Stav leaves the show > With the dead weight gone, Nick and Adam are free to invest in their new project > Higher budget show, gets high profile guests > 1975 vocalist and T. Swift’s ex Matty Healy on the new pod, makes jokes the lead to mass outrage from the media > Taylor writes new music dissing Healy as part of his cancellation > It’s a huge hit > Swift regains popularity to new levels > Booked for Half Time
Stav sounds so much like Patrice when he’s angry it’s truly amazing
The phone call makes me happier than the birth of my first child
Me too that kid sucks
You had me at "Adam's trans"
Still love how stav goes full prosecution lawyer over snubbed food
"nope. But I want a sandwich, hee hee" 😂😂
They literally try to keep him off the couch when he’s bad like a dog lol
Stav brought out the lunchbox he uses for court cases to prove his point.
Its so infuriating that he refuses to apologize
Adam finally admitting guilt by saying “god damn it I don’t want those headphones back” is fucking hilarious
0:00 - 8:03 Stolen headphones fiasco (full)
8:04 - 25:56 Sandwich fiasco
*Check to make sure that the first timestamp works. It's all screwed up.*
thank you for your service
"I didn’t know what to be more
amazed at: the agility of their tongues or their virtuosity at lying."
That passage also sounds like the experience of a megalomaniac losing an argument
@@clivechesterman6635 I mean if you spend any amount of time watching debates, you realise that a highly skilled debater can easily obfuscate and lie their way to victory over a less skilled debater, even when they have an incorrect position. It happens literally all the time.
So yes, Hitler is literally saying that he would lose debates when they employ these tactics
Also something something I'm gay.
@@safariman1349literally no-one has ever “won” a debate. not a single time.
“I didn’t even know they were another human beings headphones”
“you weren’t even on the list of possible suspects”
Dude I bet Adam never offered to grab coffee ever again, out of complete pettiness of being exposed.
Does making up fantasies in your head about people more successful than you make you feel better about your shitty life?
@@kylenewberry9792Did making up a fantasy about this yt comment fix your shitty life?
The psychological damage his parents did to him is insane. He will neither own up to something or defend himself with logic. He just lies and lies like a spanked child
Like Stav asking for a sandwich when coffee is offered is annoying and greedy. Boom! There
@@namedidiino it's not, and if you think it is you're the greedy one. Plus they all made like 100k off this show a month, and a simple text back "nah just grabbing coffee sorry" would a been fine
That boy slippery
GET THE SECOND PIECE OF PAPER OUT
GET IT OUT NOW
oh my god, adam try not to be a stereotype challenge
Unfucking believable
Nick implying that God started a fire in a random synagogue as punishment for Adam not buying Stav a breakfast sandwich is insane.
Adam’s jewness in this episode is off the charts
Ah, finally, the “you know, maybe Adam deserves everything” supercut
European history in a nutshell
"you don't eat pastries for dinner" bullshit dude. pot pies. shepherds pie. samosas.
Shepherds pie? What are you a boiled ham eating Brit?
Shepherds pie isnt fking pie dude lol
@@kenopsia9013 drag his ass, king
it’s just potato on top of mince there’s no pastry involved
@@kenopsia9013 it is if you’re a shepherd
"At first I was thinking 'man it kind of sucks that they're always bullying Adam,' now that i'm on I realize I was mistaken"
"People don't listen to hear friends fight."
Yeah, I do.
The best thing about this is how easy it was to trick Stav
I’m Stav and I’m fat and gay
I believe you
TH-cam is broken because Stav sat on it
adam we know its you
Adam is really such a bug, he actually “believes” that his headphones magically got fixed. He really couldn’t accept that he took someone else’s headphones, the most realistic reality. He convinces himself of the lies that would always benefit him because he loves himself that much
Cum Town Court is my absolute favourite.
I miss it
The fat fury is so powerful
I can’t explain how much I love and miss Cumtown. My best friends Nick, Adam and Stav are hilarious.
a classic headphones switch-up situation
Switcharoo. Classic mixup black Doug.
10:50 Stav was talking too much without releasing air
"I was being nice, and now you're punishing me for being nice" not a good look for Adam
But to be devils advocate he was in a rush and maybe just had time to get coffees.
-gay
one extra sandwich at that point and stav would’ve died of fat poisoning
stav could be a public defense lawyer
He was a paralegal for a bit.
@@joshsmith-uy5iw look at me I'm gay
@@djhowell5273me too
This is the perfect analogy of the existence state of isreal
Unpopular opinion: the headphones one is worse. "I thought they fixed themselves" is something an 8 year old might think
Let’s all be real, Adam simply thought what we all would have thought in the same situation: “That fat fuck doesn’t need more food”
Also I’m gay
Literally exactly this
2:37 whats that background song that nick starts playing?
Cruel Summer Bananarama
@@kgtl12345 Good shit, thanks.
@@kgtl12345karate kid. An Italian moves in to town. Could be a Jew tho for Adam.
Classic Adam
22:40 get it out. NOW
Everything makes sense when you remember Adam is a Jew
He’s also a bug and a baby. So there’s two more reasons
Maybe Adam deserved the bullying after all
12:57 is where the classic violin should start. Adam is so horrible.
9:04 Stav blueberry muffin
Do you not have to pair headphones for the first time when you get them?
I’d love to see stavs facial expressions evolve as that call plays out
unstoppable force (stavs fatness) vs an immovable object (adams jewness)
The headphones thing was so underrated lmao
This is why Stav left. After all this and then the sequel is The Adam Friesland Show.
This is like the meta Family Guy cutaway when Quagmire, like Stav, the pussy loving funniest secondary character of the show, thought he was getting the spinoff, when really Cleveland, like Adam- as Kyrie Irving would put it "Hebrew to Negro"- actually got the spinoff.
Stav is not even remotely funny on the podcast, the only “jokes” he ever makes are just restating what Nick has just said then replacing a word with either dick, pussy, titty, or gay
@@RobertsonIsland that wasn't the only thing he did. But to each their own.👌
@@Charlezard. ehhhh he has had a couple moments, but cumtown was 95% nick, 3%Adam and 2% stav, stav was more of a laugh track
This was more gripping than Serial
funny Adam’s makes so much off being a 3rd wheel on a show and is still so tight
None of this these people are mentally stable
He is critical
@@firechargeeater usually I say "I'm gay" but you're actually gay lol
The only motivation Nick has to function and do the pod is the opportunity to constantly shit on Adam. And Chinese
Adam using the MacBook Pro excuse set him up for cross-examination
Now I know why Stav left
These comments are the icing on the cake of this delectable video.
these guys are brothers i love it
Lol this is why they stopped podcasting together
I almost respect the Jews in a weird way. To be able to lawyer your way out of spending $10 on your friend yet still being able to remain friends is awesome. 😂
Sometimes it genuinely bums me out that all of my jewish friends do shit like this, and at times are basically just walking stereotypes; other times it makes me laugh because if they all do it, it can't be just a stereotype. My buddy Isaac took my $200 oakley polarized shades a month back and didn't think I would notice that I had his knock off pair that aren't polarized. It's pretty obvious when I get blinded everytime I go fishing but ofc the Js don't think of shit like that.
did you demand to have your shades back?
"the Js" LMAO
maybe it's the company you keep, and not the wider Jewish people?
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They cry out as they strike you
Imagine leaving adam in charge of a child or anything important?
You gave it to me broken.
I revisit the sandwich situation frequently
A Bug's Lie.
Whats the song playing in the headphone debate
Bananarama - Cruel Summer
@@TheSolidSnakeOil Thanks so much! I've always heard the song growing up but never knew the name.
@@Wecameformoore i only know it cuz it played in karate kid lol
Adam stealing AirPods is wild
After hearing this I’m completely understanding of stav leaving
Adams jewish nature coming out
Imagine influencing 10,000 people to be more racist. That’s what Adam has done.
Thinking Adam has to be the subject matter of so many group chats that he's unaware of gives me much joy. Dude is that one “friend” who isn’t worth knowing outside of a group chat because no one would believe the dumb shit they say/do without having been there.
Adam's headphone theft almost worked
The goods
this is the fattest issue to have with someone
Stav didnt need the fuckin food
This is the behavior of a people who don’t believe in Hell.