The day I stop listening to the same old cumtown clips is the day I die or reach some kind of nirvana . I can’t be 48 and still laughing at “African guy voice compilation”
I'm past 48 and it makes me laugh. As long as you make it to 30 without killing yourself, you'll find life stays much the same but you just care less and less. As long as you drink heavily and take painkillers.
im at the point Im just looping over and over again, and Im content with it. This must be how the only watch The Office over and over again, used to laugh at them, thinking I was better than they were, "at least Im not those losers " but i get it, its like a warm blanket, enveloping me in the comfort it radiates
@jemimallah yea, you know how it is. Me and my best friend Nick go way back, like to hang out with the others as well, we are a wild bunch. 🤭🤭🤭 But Nick and I just understand eachother. You know, mostly cuz I'm gay
Nick saying that he's perpetually "waiting to go to sleep" . . . . Lol Life and routine, and THE NEWS, THE WORLD, all the self important nonsense that so many other people seem to be driven by, really does make me that much more uninterested, tired and just ready for a nap. Fuck it, let's go bowling.
This is what happens when you don't interrupt adam regularly. let him go on for too long and he says some crap like 'interiority' and 'literally ruled'
comics acting like theyre at risk is more laughable than them saying its the hardest job in the world. i was listening to Brad Williams on About Last NIght and called standup "the hardest job in show business" and i could only pray he actually gets rocked for being that pretentious. no one gives a fuck about standup. comedic actors? sure. comedians? no
agreed. its cope for boring coastal libs who can't fathom why their chud relatives have happier lives as housewives & patriarchs. Ted is the TV equivalent to the dorky guy in the office who buys his crush lunch everyday, never asks her out, then cries in the bathroom when he realizes shes banging the mail guy. Yes, this has happened to me.
Righteous gemstones was awful Nowhere near eastbound and down It’s probably because it’s punching “down” but there’s also just nothing good about jt Something normal mac said about impersonating people you don’t like
Did anybody see that the Will Smith slap was scripted word for word from another show? Literally the exact same thing happened. Edit:search Dhar Mann slap.
Ted Lasso is a great show, and whatever shit Adam pitched sounds wack as fuck. Gemstones are great, and DeVine is the better Adam. It's ironic that Adam wants Gemstones to not be as crazy, and have a STRAIGHT man character.
Imagine the dead silence after the slap and at the back of the audience you hear stav’s piercing laugh errupt
Jesus (x
I can practically hear it 😂
Someone’s gonna make an edit of that
"Hell yeah dude, hit him again!"
That would have saved the world
The day I stop listening to the same old cumtown clips is the day I die or reach some kind of nirvana .
I can’t be 48 and still laughing at “African guy voice compilation”
The sooner you accept that you're already who you're going to be the less you'll be crying yourself to sleep. I choose now to live as a gay man
"What about stretch sandals" will always be funny.
same !!
I'm past 48 and it makes me laugh.
As long as you make it to 30 without killing yourself, you'll find life stays much the same but you just care less and less. As long as you drink heavily and take painkillers.
im at the point Im just looping over and over again, and Im content with it. This must be how the only watch The Office over and over again, used to laugh at them, thinking I was better than they were, "at least Im not those losers " but i get it, its like a warm blanket, enveloping me in the comfort it radiates
Adam not being interrupted is funny but it cuts into Nick’s funny time. Therefore it is in the economy’s best interest to cut Adam off
"Kenny Powers had interiority" getting rightfully roasted, jesus christ
25:13
@@thatonescrambler you're time stamp is a minute late
Adam's dated a lot of women with male-pattern baldness.
Adam's dated a lot of bald men*
Look how talkative and excited adam gets when they talk about gay Hollywood bullshit
you didnt need to call him the n word 7 times but it was very funny
I personally wish he'd have said it more.
@@crabmansteve6844 He didn't actually say it.
@@ramonw9430 Yeah I thought it was pretty clear.
@@crabmansteve6844 It wasn't that clear that you were clear on that.
@@crabmansteve6844 There are only two occasions when it's perfectly reasonable to use the n-word:
"Early" and "Often"
I think I like this podcast because it silences the thoughts in my head
do it
Same, it softens the madness.
Are the thoughts gay?
SILENCE
Relief
I like that they made fun of guys like Segura and Rogan who made themselves out to be like they were going to be assaulted at their terrible shows.
I remember Segura saying he was taking names on which comics didn't stand up for Chris Rock and basically banning them
@@mactallica9293he’s probably terrified because he’s spent an entire career brutally punching down on people that 100% deserve some form of revenge
I think Tom's stupid narcissist wife is a bad influence on him too. And of course Joe with his big ego and group of yes men (Tom being one of them)
Adam appeared on Segura’s podcast recently too lol
How do you make the money that keeps you alive?
None of them have any room to be talking about fucked up hair, honestly.
Gotta love when Nick starts a bit and nobody picks up on it since its too fucking specific, example here: Once in a lifetime
@jemimallah yea, you know how it is. Me and my best friend Nick go way back, like to hang out with the others as well, we are a wild bunch. 🤭🤭🤭
But Nick and I just understand eachother. You know, mostly cuz I'm gay
@jemimallah2591people that say this are almost always projecting their own thought process
@jemimallah2591You're in denial. Just come out of the closet.
Being able to relate to having had so much sex that you get sick has got to be one of the most questionable things they've said.
Like the coconut
11:44 going talking heads bit was well done
Lmao. I was thinking the same.
Nick saying that he's perpetually "waiting to go to sleep" . . . . Lol
Life and routine, and THE NEWS, THE WORLD, all the self important nonsense that so many other people seem to be driven by, really does make me that much more uninterested, tired and just ready for a nap. Fuck it, let's go bowling.
This is what happens when you don't interrupt adam regularly. let him go on for too long and he says some crap like 'interiority' and 'literally ruled'
Jada has all the dirt on him. Shes dying to give the world a whiff.
adam thinks the righteous gemstones insists upon itself
4:57 RIP Norm Mcdonald. The best there ever was.
Is Adam doing a bit when he says shit like “it literally ruled” ?
comics acting like theyre at risk is more laughable than them saying its the hardest job in the world. i was listening to Brad Williams on About Last NIght and called standup "the hardest job in show business" and i could only pray he actually gets rocked for being that pretentious. no one gives a fuck about standup. comedic actors? sure. comedians? no
didn't chapelle get tackled by a dude with a knife
Eastbound and Down is so good.
And the days go by
Catch this bit and tell me you dont miss ctown
Stav you know you miss us
Stav was on point with Gemstones
I'm playing Football Manager while listening to this. But now I just want to watch you play, lol.
THE SONG IS CALLED TARZAN BOY
Nick's opinion of Ted Lasso is perfect.
agreed. its cope for boring coastal libs who can't fathom why their chud relatives have happier lives as housewives & patriarchs. Ted is the TV equivalent to the dorky guy in the office who buys his crush lunch everyday, never asks her out, then cries in the bathroom when he realizes shes banging the mail guy.
Yes, this has happened to me.
Nick is beyond funny...just holly fuck he's A comic genius !
Holly fuck indeed, a formidably high IQ!
@@standman6832 holly molly, and tall too!
This pod always had the aural benefit of severe tinnitus
Interiority: the quality of being interior or n word.
Sorry, that was supposed to be “inward.”
"luis yelled at you and you cried" lmao
Stav with the hard hitting question there at the end, as always
Interiority
interiority 🙄
the song is called tarzan boy, not jungle boy
Pookie was oscar worthy
Get the editor for FM.
The Righteous Gemstones is great, and Adam is just gay.
Riveting gameplay
Righteous gemstones was awful
Nowhere near eastbound and down
It’s probably because it’s punching “down” but there’s also just nothing good about jt
Something normal mac said about impersonating people you don’t like
The only podcast to release episodes using the FILO method. Cuz if it’s broke, who gives a shit!
Adams noise is really nasaly in this one
9:28
Its an official synonym for comedian, look it up
@@dgh6g33gf Seth Dickfield's life is in DANGER and you're laughing?
Can’t wait for the lgbt community to reclaim “faggot” like they did with queer
5:57 Georgia'of The Jungle
Gemstones sucks
Shit was fake. Will smith was laughing at the joke prior to the slap
Did anybody see that the Will Smith slap was scripted word for word from another show? Literally the exact same thing happened.
Edit:search Dhar Mann slap.
dhar mann took it
Ted Lasso is a great show, and whatever shit Adam pitched sounds wack as fuck. Gemstones are great, and DeVine is the better Adam.
It's ironic that Adam wants Gemstones to not be as crazy, and have a STRAIGHT man character.
Ted Lasso is just cope for housebroken libs
shut up lol
dipshit opinions
12:35 inverse two kinds of black people