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i still come back to this every year and laugh at the saloon bit "ain't nobody well hung 'round here save god himself."

Ease up on the guy for having a thousand island stare, he’s shelve-stocked

Lemme guess. Most of these guys are average but their gooner brain has seen only corn anomaly sizes and hentai, so they think they're small by comparison?

I'm on Stav's side on the chicken or the egg bit.

Man, now Stav sucks, Nick just isn’t the same & Adam is an even gayer bug. I miss the old times

1:02:00 I think Stav was trying to say something like, is Forest Gump a metaphor, like how people interpret Anton Chigur as a metaphor or symbol for like, the world's inherent evil but like, what is he meant to represent??? Also I'm gay.

I’m cruuuuuuuisin to the bathroooooom 🚻🚶‍♂️

The Floyd thing was a giant lie that liberals supported. I think comedians have a way off view when it comes to anything with minorities and they always want to support black people be against white people. It’s weird to support his narrative when innocent lives were affected. th-cam.com/video/VAzgoBFYsCM/w-d-xo.htmlsi=AYmv3TjdpJurcvML

So ething about the vibes in this internet call tells me these losers are racist and probably voted for trump

Seven Gaytion Army

Stav's constantly lying about having sexual interaction with women.

not that I believe the bug, but it's so funny that stav (the pushy getter) is all like "wait, you don't pay for sex???"

But homeboy decides to go on Legion of Skanks with Shane Gillis roasting his ass 🤣

“Just regular goo…k”😂

He kind of sounds like richtofen

Where the forest gump one? Its probably in here just cant find it

Bro makes Brock turner look likeable

I have 7.5 five thick and I think I'm small,

Idk man, it feels kinda lame to laugh at them. They're super depressed about something they can't change. I can't imagine being like that small. It would mess with you forever

This made me a fan of Martin

You could tell things got serious when Stav was giving Adam a Thousand Island stare during the sandwich trial

Sounds like he said Texans are vicious and ugly

I love how his defense is “I don’t even like thousand island”

Adam digging his heels into "I just thought the ear pods got fixed" is bold

Jesus this guy is insufferable, definitely straight. Hoping he got his insides reversed in prison for talking so rudely to my personal friends

Christ-I was literally just fired from 7-11 for no reason. I hate my life so much. I'm literally dumber than Tom fucking myers lmao.

Do coconuts grow in Africa? Asking the third party cumtown comment section because I don’t trust google

Nick had to be in his ear. I already knew Martin was a douche but this dude sounds like a fuckin maniac on this call lol

I can't hear this song right now..

And this is why Adam is the greatest member of Cum Town. Besides, the pod became so popular due to Adam’s influence with Mossad and Hollywood.

De Niro's father actually was a homosexual and Bobby De Niro, Jr. was ashamed and kept it in the closet.

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First they counted on the ignorance of their adversary; then, when there was no way out, they themselves pretended stupidity. If all this was of no avail, they refused to understand or they changed the subject when driven into a corner; they brought up truisms, but they immediately transferred their acceptance to quite different subjects, and, if attacked again, they gave way and pretended to know nothing exactly. Wherever one attacked one of these prophets, one's hands seized slimy jelly; it slipped through one's fingers only to collect again in the next moment. If one smote one of them so thoroughly that, with the bystanders watching, he could but agree, and if one thus thought he had advanced at least one step, one was greatly astonished the following day. The Jew did not in the least remember the day before, he continued to talk in the same old strain as if nothing had happened, and if indignantly confronted, he pretended to be astonished and could not remember anything except that his assertions had already been proved true the day before. Often I was stunned. One did not know what to admire more: their glibness of tongue or their skill in lying. I gradually began to hate them

I don’t get nick saying the performative empathy thing, I legitimately can’t handle them making fun of Tom. It took me like 6 days to finish this video, i can’t stomach this sort of stuff

there’s literally no way that the marmaduke bit was stolen right? was that ever resolved?

Tom Myers’s scared me talking about where I used to work

The more i listen to these angels…. Nick will always be funny af. Adam gets funnier. Stab just seems like hes trying to be funny but trys too hard

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Stav is funny but his singing voice and “gay/valley girl” voices are so grating.

Dude was hardly ever funny

Where's the funny?

I love Small Dick Redemption 2

Righteous gemstones was awful Nowhere near eastbound and down It’s probably because it’s punching “down” but there’s also just nothing good about jt Something normal mac said about impersonating people you don’t like

My fav Adam line is when they're talking about George Lucas and Adam says his wife was the inspiration for Jar Jar Binks

caterpie ass Adam

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Out of curiosity, i searched 'gay and chinese' to see how far down a mullen clip would be. This is the fifth video from the top.

shao khan lmao holy fuk

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