I’ve made peace with my small penis, honestly. I was so self conscious about it that I avoided sex until I was 24 years old. But, I quickly discovered that most men think it’s really cute.
There is an insane amount of men going around thinking they have small dicks when they're average or above average How do I know? Don't ask, don't tell (I'm gay)
You could always invent time travel and go back to Ancient Greece where small members were fashionable and larger dicks were considered animalistic and undesirable. The most impressive marketing campaign in history, whichever little dicked genius was able to start that trend
I have hypospade and a slightly above average hog life ain’t over gents trust me having to sit while peeing ain’t the worst. I’ve been married to my husband for 10 years btw.
Just get good at comedy and head game, women love a man who can make em smile and give good head. No shame in having a small dick, it doesn't define who you are like it seemingly does for the guys on the small dick subreddit.
5' 4" average build got t2 diabetes when my weight hit 275. Started with a dick that was 16 cm after 7 years of having Ed. It shrank to 13 cm. So I haven't had sex for almost 10 years now.
this is funnier knowing the subreddit was genuinely pissed off about this
hi conk
hi conk
No way I gotta check that out
Really lol?
@@JeffBryant-e2tthey did not appreciate listeners finding the sub
I’ve made peace with my small penis, honestly. I was so self conscious about it that I avoided sex until I was 24 years old. But, I quickly discovered that most men think it’s really cute.
😂😂😂😂
Oooh fuck that got me I thought it was ganna be some reddit well actually petty gay bullshit but nah a well thought out joke good job fmaggot
Hahahahahah I’m gay
Bro signed a treaty 💀💀💀 (my signature is there too)
good one
"Small dick, i dont know why" was a great jump in by adam
It fucking got me lol
It doesn’t even matter how hard I jelq
I mean I thought it was funny for a bug to come up with it
😂😂😂 I try 😂😂 😂😂 😂 😂😂😂😂😂 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂r you kidding me bro see me in the r word r you
Small dick, I don't know why
I look at in the mirror and I start to cry
Shrinkin Park
Centimetre Swellington
Underrated Comment😂😂😂
"Shoutout to that chinese girl from the woods" fucking killed me
34:12
@@NotAChinaman69You'll have a place in gay heaven for this.
@ThePlayer4our the really do have smaller vaginas. Im basing that on the 1 asian chick ive been with. They must all be the same
I shamelessly stole the "parent getting their kid out of a bouncy-house" bit and used it at a work lunch and it absolutely killed, so thanks guys
I do nick type hypotheticals whenever me and my mom are able to watch a movie we haven't seen 😂
Sht makes every movie entertaining
Cool adam 😎
“In fact I’m dressed like Cloud from Final Fantasy VII..”
After saying that kids cut him off at GameStop. My favorite Nick moment
Its crazy how so many of those posters are actually right in the ballpark of average and just have a complex for no reason.
What porn addiction does to a mfer
There is an insane amount of men going around thinking they have small dicks when they're average or above average
How do I know? Don't ask, don't tell
(I'm gay)
keep telling yourself that 5" is average
You could always invent time travel and go back to Ancient Greece where small members were fashionable and larger dicks were considered animalistic and undesirable. The most impressive marketing campaign in history, whichever little dicked genius was able to start that trend
Way too much internet pron and also the existence of weird communities like that reddit that let them stew in their perceived problems
The dudes complaining about 5 are just whining for the sake of whining.
Probably jews
i got 6 and a half it’s so over bros
@@iCookCrystalMeth 6'6 4x4 here
@@ThePulaskiPumper it’s alright dude they love those mini coke can chodes
@@iCookCrystalMeth it's more like one of those mini Coronas they give you as a bloody mary chaser, but thanks for the kind words
Jesus Christ I love this.
This might be the most I’ve ever laughed in such a small period of time.
Holy shit:
Cumtown is amazing
you put a colon there so i’m expecting the holy shit
@@thatguyknownaswill8180 Lmao, I’m going to shamelessly leave that typo in there now.
Welcome to Cum Town
Small period of time you say?
At first I was gonna skip this video but I can't stop laughing lol I like these dudes
are you saying you're gay?
Because of Cumtown I now constantly sing about fucking men. It’s really gay in the coolest possible way
What's his name?
@@SickNaunders I’m saying I like the podcast these dudes have you donut.
@@SickNaunderswho’s gonna tell him
31:04 leaving the linkin park bit here for myself
Thanks
thank you for your servics
Faith in humanity = restored
@@tothejazz4828N*****
@@svalis1068cervix?
"Four by four? What the fuck!?"
HAHA fuckin Stav+
22:57
Stav+
@@matchbox2.0Stav+ is a streaming service for cooking shows and gay porn
it’s like a little jeep wrangler
24:25 close call there bud
They say it all the time, just let it happen man.
I did a fuckin double take there
i still come back to this every year and laugh at the saloon bit
"ain't nobody well hung 'round here save god himself."
This is the funniest hour from any podcast I've ever heard 😂
just leaving the cowboy part for myself 38:42
I come back to this video for that part
That part took me out
I almost cried laughing first time I heard that. Just masterful
“Ain’t nobody well hung around here save god himself” is so good
THANK YOU. Been looking for this one all afternoon
31:21 Adam gold moment
This episode is why I'll never take gagging a girl for granted ever again.
It's like being able to fly
I can do that and mine's only 3 inches when hard. Feels good man
It smells THAT bad?! Nice dude
ha they're blasting rails at 20:47
They were doing it before that as well. There are episodes you can literally hear them chopping up lines and snorting hella loudly.
@@6tiple6ix6afiaimagine how lame and unfunny they would be if they weren’t coke heads
@@dachshund_gamingyeah... Imagine...
Ahh yes the hanging gardens of whereeverthefuck
11:52 nick transforms into virgil texas for like 5 seconds.
Justin Cass?
Why, does he bang a 14 year old?
33:29 is the funniest phrase I’ve ever heard and never conceptualized
I found this when searching for cumtown r/ chapo trap house
the bouncy castle part is unreal
It’s a shame nick never became a emo band singer
I thought he sang with Blünk-1488?!
Doom guy being pissed cuz of his small * is so funny
And that’s why he went on a rampage over his dead rabbit
I'm pretty sure the official explanation is he's a virgin but I guess it's pretty obvious as to why
I have hypospade and a slightly above average hog life ain’t over gents trust me having to sit while peeing ain’t the worst. I’ve been married to my husband for 10 years btw.
Congrats 🎉
I spit my drink out when the guy said Same
Got curious and looked at the subreddit. It's honestly beyond depressing.
Enjoy while it lasts
53:09 comedic professionalism on display
Absolutely could not listen to this at the gym. Almost blew my knees out 😂😂😂😂
Thought comedy would make me feel better about myself still sad
I love you. I also want to die
Why?
And you decided cumtown with stav, nick and Adam (all gay btw) was gonna be all you needed?
@@Nazareth69420 yep the truth is good
Just get good at comedy and head game, women love a man who can make em smile and give good head. No shame in having a small dick, it doesn't define who you are like it seemingly does for the guys on the small dick subreddit.
The ep is "more of my colossus plans"
Literally less than 10% of the episode
I'm gay and I've legit brought up the end of Cumtown in therapy
Taking the gay on the whole other level.
funnny as hell man
This and the part where nick tore down the chapo sub is an all timer
@@M.-wh5qj for me the golden age of cumtown is like 2017 to late 2019
i swear i can't find when nick talked about the chapo sub. any links?
@@zekeiwa5837 its a whole other ep I think. Look up "big dick nick rips on virgins" I think that's the clip where he does it
@@zekeiwa5837 th-cam.com/video/FInartPAvV0/w-d-xo.htmlsi=osWe7yKQ6wFJawvW the first comment they make fun of here is from chapotraphouse
@@zekeiwa5837 the title is smth like "nick rips on virgins"
Holy shit, this is hilarious. Little dick dudes needing a support group to cope is genuinely as funny as it gets.
That’s very tough to us why you think it’s fucking funny
This cut really turned my day around
@benny1454 cmon lil guy, keep your chin up. having a big dick (mine is fifteen inches) aint all that and a big of chips.
It’s called the cuntown subreddit 😅😅😅😂😂
@@ilili3682 lol lmao ok
Sp is so good lol. Gives esp a whole new meaning.
Did the other version of this bit get taken down? Why does TH-cam hate art?
Cause they got SPs
The youtube execs are living in denial of the fact that we're in a big dick man's world🎉
what other version?
Thank god mine is eleventeen inches
Prove it
@@georgeemery3295hell yeah dude
42:28 simba bit is amazing
5' 4" average build got t2 diabetes when my weight hit 275. Started with a dick that was 16 cm after 7 years of having Ed. It shrank to 13 cm. So I haven't had sex for almost 10 years now.
Hell yeah dude
Coming from a bisexual lady: be prepared for whatever you get yourself into. Small peens are totally fine if you can have stamina I swear !
gawd I wish that were me
I'm exactly like you, except I'm still 16cm, physically fit, and very very gay
Are you sure?
Nick is so godlike at riffing and shitting on redditors. Im also gay 🤪
hypospodias is insane that was a tough google
agh jeezus christ
holy fuck dude you were not kidding
You looked it up out of curiosity or gayness?
Fun fact, Hitler had hypospadias and an undescended testicle 🥸
Best episode
40:37 “It’s _so_ good!” 👃
im not lying that i feel too sad for those ppl to listen to this, 5.5 btw
Can someone link the subreddit?
It was banned lol
@@thewelfarequeenpodcast7512loool
Its literally just small d problems
@@thewelfarequeenpodcast7512lol
16:43 Tek-deks holy fuck im dying
Aspie with an SP...
Don't brag dude
Only thing better would be if you were gay (which you subconsciously are)
Mine is small and doesn’t work
Mine is small and ugly
Mine is big and gay
Mine is tasty
@@johnnykebab3299 's is very tasty, I know cuz I'm gay
Mine is small but it works
31:00 been looking for the incel Linkin park lyrics. So im just gonna tab that
24:25 hold up 😂👀
I was looking for this
Wtf Adam. Back to the tunnels
I was looking for this too thank you for saying it. Adam pulled a nick there and thought we wouldn't notice
24:24 Adam’s moment
48:00 best bit
So Stav and Nick both have small ducks according to what they say
Not surprising really
Stavs body has engorged most of it within, ready to blossom like a tulip
Yeah, so? That was the point of this convo
@@polyticks8453 was it? I still think they were being kinda cagey about it
22:58 💀
4 by 4?????
the fucking linkin park
I’m VERY gay.
*we're
Thanks that is awesome
Realest shit imaginable
Hell yeah dude
Ewwww
So fucking funny
John Wayne: actor
37:05 i always come back to this if i need to laugh
POV Adam says: “Nick is __ “
Damn these comments on the subreddit are sad.
Lil Dicky has hypospadias
Who gives a fuck
I was 8in when I was 18. 11 years later and I'm afraid to measure it again
Eat fruits and drink water boi😂
Measure it for us, we all know your gay
@@myloxyloto8913 I'm happy to report it's still 8in. Don't let it break your heart ;)
@@DanThibodeau1 dude hell yes brother, that's what I like to hear. Keep on swinging that hog my man
Mine was 6" last time I measured. I grew 3" in body height since then but I'm also scared to measure haha
24:24 does not sound like NICK
24:10 LMAO
This was the funniest shit I’ve ever watched😭😭😭😭😭😭
22:55
"i wish i was illiterate"
48:10 onward made me laugh so fucking hard omg
24:25 was this edit intentional
7:27 no not Kratos 😫
38:40 sp westrn
Awesome
Based
Hell yeah dude
33:26 gold
Lol I'm fucking *gay* 🤣
The more i listen to these angels…. Nick will always be funny af. Adam gets funnier. Stab just seems like hes trying to be funny but trys too hard
what episode was this?
11:25 timestamping for everytime I need a laugh
😂❤ part 2
William stop it get some help
9:00
If she can't feel it in her chest, you ain't been blessed.
Children dont count dude
Sounds like that can be flipped onto flat chested women
Can’t relate
*can
That's because your gay?
*I'm gay
gay
11:31
22:57
SmallWood coming summer 2025
MAGAwood
16:55
34:51
33:21 ☠️
11:35, 18:55
shoutout to Greg keeping it real
“To make matters worse I am black”
Me too brother me too
Funniest thing
17:30